@@arcczyy5126 No you dont understand, the comment only wrote ' "botle ' because it signigifies the sadness of incompletion, everyone answeres that the last " was missing, not realizing the true idea of this masterpiece of a comment
no lie, I've worked in a fancy restaurant, and napkin folding is a real skill that takes time and practice. I'm still not very good at it, but my coworkers were real artists, istg
Okay, Lines is Amazing, I'll give you that But Botle is in a different Category of Design Art, it's hard to compare the Art you know, one's better than the other in different Art Categories, you wouldn't understand
Not gonna lie, this: "You want to draw a picture of what you thing the thing would look like in a picture" isnt too far from actual useful advice, just change a few words
I think it’s based in that Stanley Kubrick quote “you don’t take a picture of the moment, you take a picture of the picture in the moment” or something like that
Micheal: Teaches Lily how to code Lily: “Aight bet” Lily: TRIES to teach Micheal how to draw Micheal: “oH ohH sTinkY, tHats cRinge! LeMme ShoW yoU hoW TRuE aRt iS maDe!”
Basically, Michael is saying. Be abstract, not for the sake of being abstract; Be abstract with a purpose of using abstract as a process to say what you really mean.
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Lily went from teacher to student in just a couple of minutes. That's what one would expect of the talented designer that's Michael. He can't just help himself to help others find themselves, so great.
as someone who studies abstract art, what he's saying has some truth to it and that really makes it. One thing that he's almost spot on about is the hole take your mind out of a box thing (box being the rules of art). He gets abstract art better than most art UA-camrs, as a joke. That says how little they know about it, as he still doesn't properly get it himself but they don't get it all. That might also say how pretentious art is, as him being over the top got him close to how it actually works.
Isn't abstract art follows the rule of "breaking the common rules" to create visual / narrative interests? Most abstract artists I've seen on youtube only focus on "breaking the rules" without the true purpose of creating interests through the "gap" between expectation and presentation, and it usually results into very confusingly bad pieces.
@@MrCleks absolutely breaking rules of art for breaking the rules sake will not give you a good piece of art but that is a part of the extreme abstract work and the way he talked about it and describes it is very accurate to that but it is one piece of a larger puzzle and this won't create good abstract art, but at least the larger craters (which bearing mind are usually based in cartoons which tend to be people that don't have any interest or even need to understand abstract art) don't seem to understand the value of abstract art, and the fact that he does he, even if it is purely ironic, speaks to how little they understand. I don't think he'll be able to create a master peace of abstract art just from this surface level knowledge. This is only in reference to to the larger creators I know but you seem to be speaking of small craters or even larger creators I don't know of. but then again I don't use UA-cam for art so for all I know there could be a wealth of creators with a far better understanding of art which are very large which I have no idea about
Lily: Michael you wanna learn how to draw? Michael: "MaYbe WE maKE it MOre abTRacT aNd lesS aBstRAct AlL at OnCE" "At the end Michael is still the teacher"
Lily: Can I teach you how to draw? Michael: you're learning, you're at the early stage of process. You did better than your first one. Me:👁️👄👁️ when did he pull the reverse card?
_Welcome to my Museum--- Ah, yes. This is Chilli Michael with long legs, he is a one of a kind piece of art. He was founded by somebody on the app "UA-cam" , I believe it's called. He was created because they mispelt Chibi. That is all for the Chilli Michael Exhibit. What would you like to see next on our tour?_
I love how you two are so great together whilst being complete opposites, Michaels a engineering and techy crackhead zoomer while your an artsy and musical boomer
She drew the line in the word lines and michael got so excited and they seemed to be having a wonderful time. Happy, as a couple. My laughter along with the video turned into sobs. Why am I so alone.
yall bunch are so weird, watching these videos and then complaining that youre alone, its like youre watching these videos on purpose to hurt yourselves and its annoying
“You’re taking your brain and you’re uncapping your scalp and you’re taking your brain and you’re putting it into a box and then you say, ‘Now eh, create,’ but you just wanna have your brain shoot out ya know whatever it- whatever is there.” -Mykull Reeves, “The Art of Art”
I can't tell if this comment was ended prematurely or it was done for complete comedic value, we are too deep into the irony to ever find out his true intentions
“Only- only when I allow it do they see a glimpse do they see a touch of my art only then are they allowed to see the true art piece that i’ve made” - Michael-angelo Reeves
Alternative Title:
"Two artists share a braincell"
Too good 😂
Da VINKY
*Yes*
700th like. Damn that's satisfying
another good title is
"Master artist teaches his apprentice"
I genuinely think that Michael has fully understood how modern art is made.
How has no one replied to this comment. Also that Botle art would look so good on a t shirt. Imma buy it
Art at its finest today🤣🤣
@@hadiakhtar8431 just put an accent mark and bam you have botlé
@@hadiakhtar8431 if you go to Michaels twitter, he has a store with it and a few other shirts, and just piss cup schematics as a poster.
@@theyggdrasiltree4567 thanks bro
Lily: “Want to learn how to draw?”
Michael: “botle
"
@@arcczyy5126 You need to take your brain out of that box.
@@L2H2L2 .
@@L2H2L2 "
@@arcczyy5126 No you dont understand, the comment only wrote ' "botle ' because it signigifies the sadness of incompletion, everyone answeres that the last " was missing, not realizing the true idea of this masterpiece of a comment
He's actually spouting legitimate artistic wisdom, he's just wording it like a total crackhead.
ikr
If teachers spoke as Michael did, I would learn more much faster.
@@pikloo4631 "more much" - I couldn't have worded it any better my friend
fr, i draw, and honestly, what he's saying is definitely a style, but he's wording it the michael way, which a lot more funny 😂
@@pikloo4631 yes.
i bought that "botle" merch as soon as it came out lol, it's actually art
Hi dani!!
Bruh
Dany work on your frickin game you thick unseasoned cabbage who surprisingly makes games at very fast rate.
How are you everywhere
It's acrually spelled "botle
Lily: “do you wanna learn to draw”
Mykull: “let me show you how it’s done”
@niosonwii no
@niosonwii ok
Michael Reeves just draws intelligent shitposts
Mark Ryen you mean Mykull Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@@rook8822 Sorry, twas a typo
“You don’t draw the thing. You wanna draw the picture of what you think the thing could look like in a picture."
-Michael Reeves 2020
I'm experiencing extreme seizure just by reading this virtuous quote
“Maybe we make it more abstract and less abstract all at once”-Michael
@@hemasfaisal7760 Perfect, you're experiencing the exact same feeling of us beginners
-people from the 50s drawing cats
"maybe we make it more abstract and less abstract all at once."
-Mykull REEEEEEEEEE
2020
picasso, rembrandt, and those guys who make napkin swans in restaurants. indeed the greatest artists of our time
mykulls improv skills are pog
no lie, I've worked in a fancy restaurant, and napkin folding is a real skill that takes time and practice. I'm still not very good at it, but my coworkers were real artists, istg
Damn
Lilly: Want to learn how to draw?
Michael: Reverse uno card
Wrecklan13 but that’s where he got u lol
Wrecklan13 they did that on purpose my guy
PER
I think he actually just played a +4 wild card and than proceeded to eat the card and shit it out on a canvas.
yup
Michael: Speaks gibberish
Me: You know that actually kinda makes sense
Michael: X-AE-2A12
Me: same
Michael:"You gotta take your mind out of the box and then draw the box"
Me:🤯
Me not noticing it's gibberish
@@zimbabweangamer7594 number 2 be like pneumonoultramicroscopicsilivolcanoconosis*
I have gotten so use to seeing lily with a mustache that I can't imagine her without one
Omg me too lol
Copied comment :)
True that's actually true
Have you seen her without the mustache and the glasses, it's like looking directly at the sun
@@cookieee2959 are you seriously calling her hot
Michael actually seemed like an artistic genius when he told Lily to free her brain. He actually taught me something while making a joke
Yeah
Everyone is talking about botle but nobody is mentioning how lines it’s actually fire
Okay, Lines is Amazing, I'll give you that
But Botle is in a different Category of Design Art, it's hard to compare the Art you know, one's better than the other in different Art Categories, you wouldn't understand
The blue shit ruined it tbh
@@asard3657 true
@@asard3657 yes exactly. It was so perfect before the blue shit
Lines before blue 💯
Michael’s drawings are godly, Lily could not compete.
botle
Dude, I'd actually buy the muc tshirg
@@quackkith botle
agreed.
i think im actually gonna get the zimbabwe one or the botle one
He could actually pass this as raffinate modern art with that carisma of his.
Your comment reminded me Frank Reynolds
Charisma
Or convince people through the power of tasers
@@synapse5796 botle
This title is misleading, I believe that it should be called “Michael teaches Lily true art”
*yes*
Yes
It doesn't specify _who_ is receiving the art lessons, and who is giving them
@@chromaphasia453 yeah
Lily: Michael you wanna learn how to draw?
Michael: No
End credits
Wow
Wow
Wow
Wow
Wow
Michael is the perfect boyfriend...
He's got the muscles..He's got the brains...
But most importantly: *****He's got the content*****
Don't forget the tazers
@@Zen0_8632 And the turtle corpses
@@owenzheng8357 and crack, a lot of crack
😏😏😏😏😏😏
NReMPi so what is lilly a content digger
Not gonna lie, this:
"You want to draw a picture of what you thing the thing would look like in a picture"
isnt too far from actual useful advice, just change a few words
I think it’s based in that Stanley Kubrick quote “you don’t take a picture of the moment, you take a picture of the picture in the moment” or something like that
I mean it's kinda what was thinking the expressionism
impressionistic or expressionistic music in a sentence lol
It’s basically the interpretation of things from the real world from your own perspective, like, that’s what art is basically
I was thinking of dunkey when he quoted the Kubrick line
lily to michael: you wanna learn how to draw?
michael: no do *YOU* wanna learn how to draw
Accurate
michael: uno reverse card
the Haikyuu music is on point, good taste
Can you give me money to buy merch
you made like 2 comments
Hi
HA! simp
giv me milk
watched michael make the "zimbabwe" masterpiece and had to cop
zimbabwe
zimbaby
is Zimbabwe shirt out yet
@@jerrysaen yup
Yes sir
"Adding is subtracting
Subtracting is adding
Doing nothing is multiplying
- Michael Reeves, 2020
Such a dividing notion.
Such smartness
the subtracted touch of not having an end quote" 🤌🤌
"Draw a f***ing triangle, man."
Is the most threatening thing I've ever heard in that voice, or any other.
*i said we're drawing TRIANGLES TODAY!*
Micheal: Teaches Lily how to code
Lily: “Aight bet”
Lily: TRIES to teach Micheal how to draw
Micheal: “oH ohH sTinkY, tHats cRinge! LeMme ShoW yoU hoW TRuE aRt iS maDe!”
He's a natural picasso, what can he say?
Michael teaces Lily code
Michael teaches Lily art aswell
@@DaveStridersworth he’s da vinki
Micheal Reeves has the mentality that Da Vinci could only have hoped to achieve. It's revolutionary, it's unthinkable, it's beauty captured in a botle
da vinky thank you very much
Da vinki*
"botle ****
Dicaprio
I heard he made really shitty expensive robots.
Lily: *draws anything*
Mykull: "Sometimes adding is subtracting, and subtracting is adding, and doing nothing is multiplying"
That means doing something is dividing😳
Michael just has big brain
There is a fine line between abstract and scribbles
And Michael has managed to unlock the secret area between
abstract scribbles
No Michael has snorted that line
Basically, Michael is saying. Be abstract, not for the sake of being abstract; Be abstract with a purpose of using abstract as a process to say what you really mean.
Jacob Henry truer words haven’t been said
It's all fun and games until your gibberish becomes valid art theory
Woah that's deep
When you think they're joking, but the merch is real
I actually like the lines shirt
i want the bottle but in a pocket print shirt (:
😂
Can someone give me a link I wanna buy the botle merch
@@ingridmendoza6607 it’s in the description
There's a shockingly lack of tasers and electricity considering Michael is here
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Jajajajajajajaja ez
👍
Justin, why are you everywhere????
Dude I keep finding your comments on vids
The way she was like "good job Michael, bottle...bottle!! " Was such a child-parent moment I love it
I thought Lily was going to teach Michael how to draw... little did i know
she was dating the Reeves de Michael
Reevé du Michel
Lmaooo
I love how whenever Michael does something, he immediately acts like he’s the master of that craft
You see ... that's because *he is the master* of everything.
He has so much skill condensed into that 5’3” body of his
acts?
Why does Michael actually sound like he knows what he’s talking about 😂
Because knowing nothing makes him know more than those who do
He has artistic vision what can I say
bcos he does
He mastered the art of bullshitting people. Once you master it anything you say can sound legit.
because he miraculously bumblefucked his way into modern art
2019 : *Supreme, Off-White, Gucci*
2020 : *botle and lines with circles*
And I can state botle and lines is superior to the sheep herders that is subreme
Pog
I mean Supreme is just that the word Supreme so yeah.
"i saw those people who make the swan napkins at a restaurant" LMFAO I LOST IT
Lily went from teacher to student in just a couple of minutes. That's what one would expect of the talented designer that's Michael. He can't just help himself to help others find themselves, so great.
you think he's joking but he's actually embodying my graphic desing teachers
The funny part is that he IS joking, but it ends up being actually kinda creative
@@branko_the_alien in a way, yes hahah
as someone who studies abstract art, what he's saying has some truth to it and that really makes it. One thing that he's almost spot on about is the hole take your mind out of a box thing (box being the rules of art).
He gets abstract art better than most art UA-camrs, as a joke. That says how little they know about it, as he still doesn't properly get it himself but they don't get it all. That might also say how pretentious art is, as him being over the top got him close to how it actually works.
Isn't abstract art follows the rule of "breaking the common rules" to create visual / narrative interests? Most abstract artists I've seen on youtube only focus on "breaking the rules" without the true purpose of creating interests through the "gap" between expectation and presentation, and it usually results into very confusingly bad pieces.
Whole?
@@MrCleks absolutely breaking rules of art for breaking the rules sake will not give you a good piece of art but that is a part of the extreme abstract work and the way he talked about it and describes it is very accurate to that but it is one piece of a larger puzzle and this won't create good abstract art, but at least the larger craters (which bearing mind are usually based in cartoons which tend to be people that don't have any interest or even need to understand abstract art) don't seem to understand the value of abstract art, and the fact that he does he, even if it is purely ironic, speaks to how little they understand.
I don't think he'll be able to create a master peace of abstract art just from this surface level knowledge. This is only in reference to to the larger creators I know but you seem to be speaking of small craters or even larger creators I don't know of. but then again I don't use UA-cam for art so for all I know there could be a wealth of creators with a far better understanding of art which are very large which I have no idea about
isn't it all just a convoluted way of saying "do what you want"?
You’re bullsh*ting us aren’t you
I can’t notice lily anymore unless she has her mustache
@niosonwii It hurts to comprehend you.
@niosonwii no
@niosonwii you again
@niosonwii you again??
We reached a point where content creators can just shitpost merch, and we'll buy it anyway. Beautiful.
Learning from triple A game industry who learned by mobile gaming.
I HATE HOW I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING MICHEAL IS TALKING ABOUT
HE IS ZOOMER ENERGY
What
What
same
Same
No joke everything Michael said makes sense for artists stuck in their ways. He's a genyuus!
Mykull: Take this and colour over there.
Lily: here?
Mykull: No, _over there!_
Oke, this comedic timing and the visuals genuinely made me laugh
I feel like danny Devito should be appraising this while wearing a white wig and bottle cap classes
Imagine spelling colour
@@arch3861 It's spelt that way here :P
@@lodgin aweh these naais don't know kak
Obsidian Sirius Blackheart ??
Lily: Michael you wanna learn how to draw?
Michael: "MaYbe WE maKE it MOre abTRacT aNd lesS aBstRAct AlL at OnCE"
"At the end Michael is still the teacher"
love your profile pic XD
@@kellyliang7102 thanks~
Michael having a mental breakdown for not being able to draw a banana is the michaelest thing ever.
Lily: Can I teach you how to draw?
Michael: you're learning, you're at the early stage of process. You did better than your first one.
Me:👁️👄👁️ when did he pull the reverse card?
Therapist: Chibi Michael with long legs doesn't exist
Chili Micheal with long legs: 2:36
chili oh MWAH
Ah yes
Chili
hi welcome to chili
_Welcome to my Museum--- Ah, yes. This is Chilli Michael with long legs, he is a one of a kind piece of art. He was founded by somebody on the app "UA-cam" , I believe it's called. He was created because they mispelt Chibi. That is all for the Chilli Michael Exhibit. What would you like to see next on our tour?_
Michael sounds like several art profs I've had
the amount of disappointment in lily’s eyes is unmeasurable
And her day is ruined.
It’s just like how artist look at modern ‘art’ really
holy shit i got over 250 likes damn
and i didn’t notice that he said that god came to him but he always used to say god is dead
Lily : draws a colourful line
Michael : has a seizure, stroke and a spasm at the same time
Michael Reeves art style < Michael’s essence
Might as well be "Missence"
Michael's Artistical Essence
The Michael"agelo"
His style of art is just called "The Michael Reeves experience box CD set from Time publishing"
Micheal's Love essence
The amount if "botle" shirts this guys is going to sell...
It's "botle
*illegally prints it*
pissbaby.art
already bought it
i wonder how long it takes to get to germany
@@quackkith Yeah they way to expensive for my broken ass
Michael brings the necessary chaos and suffering required to have a balance in the Offline TV and I love him for that.
“You can’t put you’re mind in a box. You have to take it out of the box, and then draw the box your mind was once in.”
genius.
I believe this is what they call;
"The student becomes the teacher"
"Isn't this fun, Michael?"
"No~"
"Next. Next next next ok"
I feel like I’m loosing brain cells at an unbelievable rate while watching this. And I don’t even draw
You see, you don't need those when your brain is outside the box
As an artist myself i am loosing and gaining brain cells while watching this.
@El Malakh Feo - sun tzu
What's hilarious is that this is exactly the shit my design teacher would say except I'm paying $20,000 a semester for her to say it.
Someone give this man his own studio. He is just such a professional. So awe-inspiring.
As someone who does graphic design for a living
Micheal is actually great at this
How? 🤔
@@williamyo1 simple and cute?
we know
Wigly don’t think about it to much, he sold a product to people and they are buying it, me included
Michael in a nutshell:
"And all it says is 'b o t l e'"
I love how you two are so great together whilst being complete opposites, Michaels a engineering and techy crackhead zoomer while your an artsy and musical boomer
This is literally me and my boyfriends relationship
Here we see an engineer taking out his frustration on his art major roommate. This is college tier trolling.
She drew the line in the word lines and michael got so excited and they seemed to be having a wonderful time. Happy, as a couple. My laughter along with the video turned into sobs. Why am I so alone.
I felt that
Omegalul
yall bunch are so weird, watching these videos and then complaining that youre alone, its like youre watching these videos on purpose to hurt yourselves and its annoying
@@megafro6999 can we not appreciate this happy couple in peace and then look upon our lonely selves?
@@watermalan7407 do whatever you want, but do you really have to spam the comments with "boo hoo so lonely"
1:01
Lily: Isn't this fun Michael
Michael: N..
Lily: *instantly cuts the scene off*
time stamp?
Top 10 N-words
Its no
Michael is like an artistic genius with art skills of a toddler
he is like the second coming of picasso
I thought lily was teaching Michael at first, Michael mid way through: I’ve seen enough, my turn.
Lily's art is art, Michael's is a philosophy.
8:56 “Simplicity is the ultimate perfection” -Leonardo da Vinci
*vinky
da vinki
"maybe the key to adding is substracting" Michael really is the king of minimalism
Honestly, carson and michael should just start collaborating shitpost tshirts
"GOAT"
"botle"
*Carson laughing in goat*
*Michael screaming in crack*
I feel like Michael's personality literally completely nullifies Carson's
Mykull: *Teaches Lily how to computer stuff.
Lily: Reverse UwU Card.
Mykull: reverse picasso card
Stolen
This is a stolen comment
@@dr.phantomdm AaaAaAAASaAaa
Anyone who spells the name Michael wrong is subhuman
The way he was like “no-“ and lily just ignored it 😂
😂😂
The sad part is I get what Micheal is talking about
The awesome* part
I thought that pissbaby.art was just a meme but it’s actually his website.
and their works are on pre-order now
beware, it has many strange colors and effects
Lmfao i cannottt
Why is the Cum shirt not on there? I wanted to wear that and make people think it was Supreme for a second, because that's funny.
@@drpibisback7680 You know the red splash above it makes it a whole new phrase : Cum Stain.
“You’re taking your brain and you’re uncapping your scalp and you’re taking your brain and you’re putting it into a box and then you say, ‘Now eh, create,’ but you just wanna have your brain shoot out ya know whatever it- whatever is there.”
-Mykull Reeves, “The Art of Art”
He's actually not wrong, it is just worded in an unusual way.
I would buy that "Botle" merch. It actually looks cool, makes you look dumb yet mysteriously cool looking.
Slim meme
no the muc shirt looks better
You can look at his twitter
It's on his merch store
IT'S "botle DO NOT MAKE DISRESPECT ART!!!!!
0:04 the way she smoothly takes the mustache back
lmao
lily: trying to teach michael how to draw
ended up Michael teaching Lily to draw
cute couple
i _feel_ like a small child, he said
like he isn’t already one
Damm bruh
Why would I actually wear the shirts with Michael designs, something is wrong with me lol
The muc actually looked good
I 100% would wear “botle with khakis jeans
If the thing that is wrong with you is you are confused that you don't know true art then you are correct lol.
After the botle michael became the teacher
How the tables have turned
How the turn tables-
Saying "botle"
You: bottle
Me: *pronouncing it like it rhymes with chipotle*
No it clearly rhymes with 'yodel'
Is this really all that basic white girls think about?
chipottle
I imagine saying it with a british accent, like "bo-ol"
_boat_ *LAY*
I'd buy that "botle" shirt just to piss everyone.
I can't tell if this comment was ended prematurely or it was done for complete comedic value, we are too deep into the irony to ever find out his true intentions
pissbaby.art his official merch store
@Liam Bracken thnx, i corrected it
I'm expecting A Custom made shirt with the word "botle" printed on it in the next Offlinetv unboxing
buyer: "what a fine piece of art!"
michael & lily: "botle"
*"botle
Mykull would be a great actor, he's really good at making everything out of nothing
It's not nothing, though. His ideas are so very right. The "botle shirt is absolute fire and so was "lines" before the blue stuff.
a politician
No one:
Not a soul:
Michael reeves:
B O T L E
You misspelled "botle
@@brino508 Right, thanks for the correction mate
Michael: draws ding
Lily: I'm reviewing our contract
Michael: I’m not saying my humor is broken but if you put a oblong rectangle in front of me and write botle *wheeze*
Lily: why tf are you like this
Michael: I feel like a small child
That's because you are.
Am I the only one who would ABSOLUTELY buy that “Botle” shirt?😂
pissbaby.art
Look at their description
bought it too
Same, happy they made it real. "botle
It's "botle
“Only- only when I allow it do they see a glimpse do they see a touch of my art only then are they allowed to see the true art piece that i’ve made” - Michael-angelo Reeves
Alt title: Michael teaches Lily how to connect with your inner crackhead
I don’t get how “botle” is so funny. Mykull is a comedic genius
"botle * You gotta make sure it'll break any simple database or program with the name
@@cameronwatman9438 I made this comment before I saw he had the god given idea to remove the second “
@@user-xj9qc1lx1s Fair 🤣
Even more funny bottle sounds very much like butthole if you say butthole fast many times for non native english speakers ^^
I mean I guess one of the great artists of the world who makes the Napkin Origami Swans gave him his comedic genius.
I keep on forgetting that micheal is a renegade government agent that draws like a newborn
"whats he doing?"
"He's beginning to believe"
Why is that "lines" situation, where he says "sometimes adding is subtracting" actually accurate to art school-
Lmao