OFFLINETV VALENTINE'S DAY DREAM DATE

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  • @1mpauster
    @1mpauster 2 роки тому +10293

    John: "I got you this blanket because you said you were cold"
    Michael: "cheeseballs"

    • @lanieA.14
      @lanieA.14 2 роки тому +13

      no comments?

    • @breawen
      @breawen 2 роки тому +54

      @@lanieA.14 well, there's one...

    • @NeXbi
      @NeXbi 2 роки тому +7

      @@breawen two

    • @DeadPoet01
      @DeadPoet01 2 роки тому +2

      3

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 2 роки тому +111

      John: "i drew a heart in my dish to be romantic"
      Michael: "AMOGUS."

  • @mjgonzalez7018
    @mjgonzalez7018 2 роки тому +6944

    john saying “fahn” the entire time and nobody correcting him until jodi had to bully him about it is quite possibly the funniest shit i ever saw.

    • @jordanluong9797
      @jordanluong9797 2 роки тому +268

      « Why is there soofle? »

    • @CryorDuratis
      @CryorDuratis 2 роки тому +212

      @@jordanluong9797 "what the hell's a s-ow-fel?" to be precise LOL

    • @jjonathankiim
      @jjonathankiim 2 роки тому +116

      he said it that way because he doesn't take L's

    • @toastybread9267
      @toastybread9267 2 роки тому +62

      i’m halfway through the video and just now realizing he was making FLAN i was wondering what fauhn was

    • @squirrel8397
      @squirrel8397 2 роки тому

      @@jordanluong9797 weird question but are you vietnamese by any chance, my last name is also Luong but i’ve never met anyone with that last name before

  • @Lizafig
    @Lizafig 2 роки тому +9769

    Oven: *Soufflé*
    John: “WHAT THE HECK IS A SAWFEL”
    IMMM DEDDDD

    • @jessas231
      @jessas231 2 роки тому +100

      I fucking CACKLED xD

    • @__lasevix_
      @__lasevix_ 2 роки тому +38

      Where the fuvk did he get the a from too, like ???

    • @notthatsleepy
      @notthatsleepy 2 роки тому +1

      dead people cant type

    • @btctothemoon2026
      @btctothemoon2026 2 роки тому +23

      american moment..

    • @matixx_
      @matixx_ 2 роки тому +3

      Time stamp?

  • @cgsze
    @cgsze 2 роки тому +5621

    The true date was with john and michael's bromance

    • @angyracc
      @angyracc 2 роки тому +16

      BAHAHAHAHHAA

    • @danha3107
      @danha3107 Рік тому +60

      fr 14:42 cutest otv couple right there

    • @nelwonmelwon3860
      @nelwonmelwon3860 Рік тому +16

      ​​@@danha3107oh yeah Michael creamed on his face. Cute 😂

    • @iliadelta
      @iliadelta Рік тому

      @@nelwonmelwon3860🤨🤨

    • @orionwolf7393
      @orionwolf7393 Рік тому +6

      @@danha3107 Toast is gonna get real jealous of this

  • @watchworthy.
    @watchworthy. 2 роки тому +6386

    The way everyone just turns to Brodin whenever something goes wrong is gold lmfao

    • @prewishjay5581
      @prewishjay5581 2 роки тому +73

      at this point can u blame em? :p

    • @sezuma4
      @sezuma4 2 роки тому +114

      Brodin is a fucking legend lmao

    • @mintpudding7908
      @mintpudding7908 2 роки тому +35

      The real manipulator of OTV

  • @noodles3328
    @noodles3328 2 роки тому +10453

    Jodi: I want lots of effort put into planning
    Lily: *Taco Bell*

    • @samirvictor2555
      @samirvictor2555 2 роки тому +92

      I am the same way taco bell is good food

    • @sunnishae5047
      @sunnishae5047 2 роки тому +54

      She right tho

    • @flippingbalisong3452
      @flippingbalisong3452 2 роки тому +30

      @@sunnishae5047 right? i way perferr to go to tacobell and chill at home than go out for fine steak.

    • @TitaniumTronic
      @TitaniumTronic 2 роки тому +3

      Mmmmmm

    • @dorktriogamer2865
      @dorktriogamer2865 2 роки тому +17

      I like that even though she likes that simple stuff Michael finds a way to put thought into it without making her uncomfortable

  • @Vizerm
    @Vizerm 2 роки тому +13877

    the fact both lily and micheal mentioned that “the flowers kill cats” is actually really wholesome in a weird way

    • @Kilayli
      @Kilayli 2 роки тому +677

      i love that they both mentioned that too! a lot of people don't realize that a cat can die just by brushing up against lilies

    • @theartoffuckit5287
      @theartoffuckit5287 2 роки тому +252

      @@Kilayli what the fuck i gotta search that

    • @novh4ck
      @novh4ck 2 роки тому +304

      Yep. Even the pollen is extremely poisonous to them and most cats die because when owners notice that the cat is ill it's already too late.

    • @theglizz5797
      @theglizz5797 2 роки тому +25

      You think they have nver talked about this really?? Probably last valentines 😂

    • @HardiSomal
      @HardiSomal 2 роки тому +7

      It’s a fact lmao

  • @togytogathan1302
    @togytogathan1302 2 роки тому +10130

    The fact that Micheal can casually rip off a piece of an oven because he thought it was a drawer speaks leagues about his Herculean strength.

    • @willb5278
      @willb5278 2 роки тому +310

      I mean, you'd be surprised what breaks if you put your weight on it. Especially if you're in a hurry.
      (Maaaaay have ripped some door handles off when trying to stand up. I've never even been over 200lbs, they were just shitty hardware-store things with 2 screws each xD)

    • @florence.exe.
      @florence.exe. 2 роки тому +414

      @@willb5278 but for a 3 foot tall fourteen y/o boy, it’s pretty impressive

    • @Ikxi
      @Ikxi 2 роки тому +218

      @@florence.exe. You didn't take the crack into account

    • @regentlouis3678
      @regentlouis3678 2 роки тому +60

      That part is detattchable (I think.) We have an oven in our apartment and I thought I ripped it off because I was mopping the floor too hard and pulled it.

    • @willb5278
      @willb5278 2 роки тому +57

      @@florence.exe.
      Come on now, Lily's not a pedophile, Michael's at LEAST a 3 foot tall 18 year old.

  • @fedepereiraa
    @fedepereiraa 2 роки тому +4619

    Lily's expectations for a romantic date is peak introvert couple goals, lol

    • @pinelean3410
      @pinelean3410 2 роки тому +68

      *Peak Gamer*

    • @RaiZeds
      @RaiZeds 2 роки тому +44

      And we're here for it

    • @Aishii24
      @Aishii24 2 роки тому +26

      It's so relatable lol

  • @svegeos04
    @svegeos04 2 роки тому +5555

    When aria was explaining to michael what he had to do, i immediately recognised his expression as "I'm trying really hard to listen but i already forgot half of what she said"

    • @certifiedmemecertifier4881
      @certifiedmemecertifier4881 2 роки тому +4

      Ok

    • @williamfugimoto8526
      @williamfugimoto8526 2 роки тому +35

      It's the beeewbs, they're really distracting...

    • @caliel3417
      @caliel3417 2 роки тому +229

      @@williamfugimoto8526 dude, what is wrong with you lmao

    • @LocTran-sc7mm
      @LocTran-sc7mm 2 роки тому +12

      @@Nirroir lmao it's ok, it's deep in our DNA by now, just embrace it

    • @Mooshanmut
      @Mooshanmut 2 роки тому +96

      @@williamfugimoto8526 down horrendous

  • @QuarterJade
    @QuarterJade 2 роки тому +33700

    never let john cook flan again

    • @mr.waffles323
      @mr.waffles323 2 роки тому +167

      OMEGALUL

    • @thelittleblackprince3114
      @thelittleblackprince3114 2 роки тому +460

      come on girl! he did his best XD (but yeah no...)

    • @vinicastro9292
      @vinicastro9292 2 роки тому +282

      he just forgot to put the other thing in the oven so the flan doesn't get dry

    • @kremitkool5142
      @kremitkool5142 2 роки тому +52

      Give him a chance

    • @Waylorn
      @Waylorn 2 роки тому +247

      Terrible flan, but clearly a 10 out of 10 "f...faun?"

  • @daftrok
    @daftrok 2 роки тому +4708

    Michael: I need 4 hours.
    Poki: 45 minutes.
    Michael: I need 1-2 hours.
    Poki: ...45 minutes.
    Michael: Ok.

  • @randoperso9895
    @randoperso9895 2 роки тому +4056

    Jodi: "Wheres my necklace?"
    Michael in the background: "So this is called among us"

  • @kaydenstewart9898
    @kaydenstewart9898 2 роки тому +13402

    John trying his best and being confused af while Michael causes chaos in the kitchen Is great

    • @inanis9801
      @inanis9801 2 роки тому +246

      Michael is somehow both chaotic evil and good at the same time. But never neutral.

    • @charlesm.2604
      @charlesm.2604 2 роки тому +65

      And here I thought John couldn't get any dadd-ier then he dropped "if you don't want it I'll hold it".
      Gawd damn John !

    • @level2.99
      @level2.99 2 роки тому +6

      Whenever i see Michael and chaos is when I like

    • @inanis9801
      @inanis9801 2 роки тому +1

      @@level2.99 that doesn't make sense.

    • @level2.99
      @level2.99 2 роки тому +4

      @@inanis9801 you are the huh when the bargain

  • @Frostburn2716
    @Frostburn2716 2 роки тому +6772

    Me: this can’t possibly go worse than when Lily tried to cook for Michael
    John: “what the hell’s a sowfull?”

    • @AlyxTremblay
      @AlyxTremblay 2 роки тому +267

      I screamed.

    • @AeKay1
      @AeKay1 2 роки тому +3

      bor video ngl disliked :/

    • @chatgptnewslive2023
      @chatgptnewslive2023 2 роки тому +84

      I CACKLED

    • @carppa3765
      @carppa3765 2 роки тому +31

      @@AeKay1 lmao no

    • @23machf1lms
      @23machf1lms 2 роки тому +108

      15:57 anyone else notice that Michael used a regular pan instead of a non stick pan to cook the dumplings

  • @TheManganimegirl
    @TheManganimegirl Рік тому +1610

    For this upcoming valentine's day they should swap places and let lily and jodi cook while micheal and jon go chill in a cafe with scarra and toast XD

    • @TheManganimegirl
      @TheManganimegirl Рік тому +125

      I can see jon requesting flan from jodi just to get back at her. XD

    • @DehdehDora
      @DehdehDora 5 місяців тому +4

      Make this happen!

  • @ghostking44
    @ghostking44 2 роки тому +4043

    everything michael says in response to aria's instructions are funny af. "im not white" plus "fermented spider eye in minecraft" killed me

    • @AutumnPulse
      @AutumnPulse 2 роки тому +139

      The way Aria reacts to what he says just makes his funny shit that much better.

    • @xcas9
      @xcas9 2 роки тому +31

      Especially when it comes to cooking rice, wester people just can't make it right.

    • @calebsnell8735
      @calebsnell8735 2 роки тому +16

      THATS WHAT I WAS LOOKING IN THE COMMENTS FOOOR
      jus “ that’s a recipe for fermented spider I in Minecraft” I love Michael he’s my spirit animal

    • @SurelyLightFoot
      @SurelyLightFoot 2 роки тому +20

      @@xcas9 most cultures have some form of rice dish. Even within the same country rice made different regionally. So the correct statement would have been “I’m not fond of western style rice.”

    • @mark030531
      @mark030531 2 роки тому +29

      @@SurelyLightFoot Bruh the context is clearly typical steamed rice. Don't try to act all "inclusive" and shit when everybody's talking about regular steamed rice here lmao imagine bringing political correctness into a discussion about rice for fuck's sake.

  • @alli1222
    @alli1222 2 роки тому +17207

    The huge difference between Jodi and John’s relationship and Lily and Michael’s relationship is hilarious

  • @katelyndraeger4546
    @katelyndraeger4546 2 роки тому +3908

    John: trying his best to learn and find ingredients
    Michael: let’s have some shots

  • @AriixYT
    @AriixYT 2 роки тому +1204

    Michael fed Lily a whole bite of Wasabi and still managed to pass, this man has so many unknown talents

  • @jeslineang3683
    @jeslineang3683 2 роки тому +9110

    “Every time I see your face…
    it reminds me of you”
    I BURST OUT LAUGHING I WAS NOT EXPECTED THE SECOND HALF!! HAHAA

  • @boomboompower
    @boomboompower 2 роки тому +3966

    I didn't expect the wasabi Gyoza to actually get served, watching lily enjoying the meal, then spontaneous dying was too well done

    • @electricpaisy6045
      @electricpaisy6045 2 роки тому +135

      I didn't expect that he had actually the plan to warn her beforehand.

    • @hotpileofshit
      @hotpileofshit 2 роки тому +56

      Jodi looked so concerned 😅

    • @quartzsienes8033
      @quartzsienes8033 2 роки тому +124

      the fact that jodi could have 😂gotten the sabotaged one , lily sharing her meal was the most suspenseful scene

    • @eshwar6969
      @eshwar6969 2 роки тому +10

      @@quartzsienes8033that would’ve been fucking amazing lol

    • @tan_0562
      @tan_0562 2 роки тому +3

      @@electricpaisy6045😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @wongcayven9893
    @wongcayven9893 2 роки тому +4198

    Aria being Micheal's mom while he causes chaos is too funny

    • @PineappleSquuid
      @PineappleSquuid 2 роки тому +73

      It’s like he’s a murderous child and she is a tired mom who just finished working

    • @KingchristianYT
      @KingchristianYT 2 роки тому +22

      Micheal is a leash child

  • @Justb99xbox
    @Justb99xbox 2 роки тому +969

    Bro Michael is fucking hilarious. Love how he calmly welcomed them home then it cut to him crying at the stove haha

  • @supersqrl4820
    @supersqrl4820 2 роки тому +10373

    Jodi: "So, where's my necklace?" Meanwhile Michael in the background: " That's an Among Us sussy-"

    • @cocoafruit8251
      @cocoafruit8251 2 роки тому +362

      LOL the vibes of the two couples are complete opposites XD

    • @ZT_Performance
      @ZT_Performance 2 роки тому +71

      @@cocoafruit8251 yea one self centered superficial vs wholesome and genuine.

    • @ultrabigfella
      @ultrabigfella 2 роки тому +379

      @@ZT_Performance you realize that Jodi was joking...right??

    • @temerianlillies
      @temerianlillies 2 роки тому +72

      @@ZT_Performance it was a joke my guy

    • @robygemlucin9448
      @robygemlucin9448 2 роки тому +41

      37:08 - 37:11 👌

  • @dimi9155
    @dimi9155 2 роки тому +3354

    You should give us a switched version, where Jody and Lily prepare a date to John and Michael, that would be fun to see aswell

    • @ashen0001
      @ashen0001 2 роки тому +195

      It wouldn't be as funny because the girls aren't kitchen disaster lol, I guess it can be cute tho.

    • @wongcayven9893
      @wongcayven9893 2 роки тому +66

      Jhon

    • @prettyboyniko8273
      @prettyboyniko8273 2 роки тому +3

      @@wongcayven9893 lol

    • @pillowboomz
      @pillowboomz 2 роки тому +60

      Ah yes my favourite couple, jhon and jody

    • @Bkn_zv
      @Bkn_zv 2 роки тому +6

      It would be very sweet, romantic and thoughtful. Basically it would kill all the single fan base xD

  • @pokimane
    @pokimane 2 роки тому +24188

    happy singles awareness day :-)

  • @theoledicktwist6247
    @theoledicktwist6247 Рік тому +613

    Michaels rooftop date sounds like the most adorable thing ever, and makes me want to hug him respectfully

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 2 роки тому +13734

    It’s really nice that John let his little brother cook with him

    • @GoBuddieGo
      @GoBuddieGo 2 роки тому +211

      Fuck I can’t stop laughing at this 🤣

    • @AKAKATTACK_YT
      @AKAKATTACK_YT 2 роки тому +30

      LLOLOLOLOLOLLOL

    • @peacefulfoxy0974
      @peacefulfoxy0974 2 роки тому +65

      ya its really nice that his brother can still help the family

    • @ABlandName
      @ABlandName 2 роки тому +34

      Stolen from his majesty Cumboy

    • @jarredkennedy6131
      @jarredkennedy6131 2 роки тому +21

      He really towers over poor Michael.

  • @2j-light
    @2j-light 2 роки тому +2336

    John looks like he's constantly having a panic attack and putting him with Michael who causes panic attacks by merely existing is too perfect.
    also as a person with John as my inner monologue screaming "WHERE'S THE PASTA!" "I NEED PASTA!" how dare you have this man make a souffle when he's struggling to boil noodles and toast bread.

    • @kelseyorlando8422
      @kelseyorlando8422 2 роки тому +49

      It was a flan not a souffleeeeeee. Souffles are actually surprisingly easy to make the hardest part is perfectly timing your egg whites. Also for clarification i dont wanna come off as an ass or anything D: just a simple correction.

    • @Hale45
      @Hale45 2 роки тому +47

      To be honest it's more worrying that they struggled to open the butter holder in the fridge then boil water lol poor John

    • @wongcayven9893
      @wongcayven9893 2 роки тому +5

      LMAO your comment is too funny

    • @NameiSarah
      @NameiSarah 2 роки тому +5

      I dont think you know what panic attack means lol

    • @bluefates58
      @bluefates58 2 роки тому +6

      If I was told to make a Flan I would just go a head and make a cake since I know how to make them

  • @fianafarrington6899
    @fianafarrington6899 2 роки тому +1492

    Michael being an absolute softy for Lily is so wonderful.

    • @nuspy
      @nuspy 2 роки тому +62

      yeah i always forget how good of a bf he is

    • @dropme9294
      @dropme9294 2 роки тому +48

      I love how worried he got when he forgot the wasabi surprise

    • @it6249
      @it6249 2 роки тому

      Ruined the 777 likes

  • @dAvidO3180
    @dAvidO3180 2 роки тому +1601

    Jodi: “I like the hydrangeas, they’re very pretty.”
    Lily: *Garbage*

  • @jflume
    @jflume 2 роки тому +9737

    Michael actually never disappoints. He’s a content machine

    • @retrogamer462
      @retrogamer462 2 роки тому +164

      Every 6-12 months yeah

    • @dxcvvxd
      @dxcvvxd 2 роки тому +80

      @@retrogamer462 once in two years, he is a content machine
      and it lasts for 3 videos

    • @cdtheking3795
      @cdtheking3795 2 роки тому +46

      Hes a slow running machine designed to make perfect content

    • @boi4324
      @boi4324 2 роки тому +12

      @@cdtheking3795 usally he actually isnt, its hard to make the stuff and even his new video took 6 months for literally one thing in the video cause he had to wait.

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 2 роки тому +6

      As someone who was a fan of his builds and cursed-ness I gotta respectfully disagree lmfao

  • @KonamiAi
    @KonamiAi 2 роки тому +2496

    John holding the pan right under the vent, looking over his shoulder, pretending everything is fine, is an absolute MOOD

    • @jesperege8236
      @jesperege8236 2 роки тому +2

      Vent? Sussy amogus imposter

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 2 роки тому +3

      Reminds me of myself a few days ago when i accidentally boiled oil. Nothing else in the pot yet, i was heating up the oil to stir fry some stuff and then i got distracted with preparing the other ingredients so after a while i turned around and oil fumes were filling the kitchen. At least he had bacon in there and other stuff to be handling.

  • @AG5_
    @AG5_ 2 роки тому +1969

    * *everything going wrong in the best most endearing way* *
    *Lily fucking nearly dies by a sudden wasabi*
    Michael: “Oh shit… I forgot to tell her”

    • @JenniferSwiftBlood
      @JenniferSwiftBlood 2 роки тому +51

      At least it was him being forgetful and not malicious in nature. 🐬😂💀

    • @dj146n
      @dj146n 2 роки тому +2

      Is she allergic to Wasabi or something? I don't not know

    • @Yewsarn
      @Yewsarn 2 роки тому +40

      @@dj146n wasabi is already pretty spicy in small amounts
      michael filled a whole gyoza with it

    • @dj146n
      @dj146n 2 роки тому +11

      @@Yewsarn oh ya I forgot that it wasn't just a hint of wasabi it was the whole thing

  • @ced8432
    @ced8432 2 роки тому +991

    34:13 I love how the only thing that Lily remembers from the letter that Michael wrote is the "I'm sorry i poisoned you" part, and ignore all the cute things he wrote because of the lingering bite of wasabi from her mouth.. 🤣

  • @clover524
    @clover524 2 роки тому +921

    “Every time I see your face, it reminds me of you” - John; how romantic

    • @jaykellin3639
      @jaykellin3639 2 роки тому +20

      Hahahaha, that had me rolling

    • @latbil
      @latbil 2 роки тому +14

      When I tell you I CRIED at that part you had better believe me LMFAO

    • @QuarterJade
      @QuarterJade 2 роки тому +191

      he has such a way w words 😩💕

    • @jinxplayz3866
      @jinxplayz3866 2 роки тому +4

      @@QuarterJade woah

  • @Kibbuster
    @Kibbuster 2 роки тому +2460

    John: "This is a heart shaped blanket and a chocolate bunny"
    Mykull: "This is a thing"

    • @xforce6213
      @xforce6213 2 роки тому +48

      Thirty packs of cheeseballs really did the trick

  • @BioshadowX
    @BioshadowX 2 роки тому +924

    Lily and Michael both knowing and mentioning that lilies kill cats is so adorable

    • @tom_casual
      @tom_casual 2 роки тому +2

      Time stamp?

    • @jimmyluijkx2654
      @jimmyluijkx2654 2 роки тому +18

      @@tom_casual 6:15 for Lily and 12:10 for Michael

    • @Pacer-456
      @Pacer-456 2 роки тому +41

      Lily kills cats?

    • @riya6627
      @riya6627 2 роки тому +21

      @@Pacer-456 yeah the flower

    • @frenchnightcore3429
      @frenchnightcore3429 2 роки тому +31

      @@riya6627 There's no flower called "cats" wtf

  • @spingchbup
    @spingchbup 2 роки тому +296

    I love how John and Michael went from lying about their progress to being scared of them being mad to being confident and then crying again

  • @hawley_7756
    @hawley_7756 2 роки тому +1414

    John and Jodi: Passive Aggressive Mess
    Michael and Lily: Great Chaos

  • @RoyalXIX
    @RoyalXIX 2 роки тому +5012

    As a white person, Michael stating "I already do that, I'm not white" was one of the funniest jokes in this video

    • @Puppy_Puppington
      @Puppy_Puppington 2 роки тому +8

      R u saying ur white? SMH at the grammar

    • @sola_a
      @sola_a 2 роки тому +217

      @@tim_dillon Lmao of course a white person would say this

    • @kawansiesquad6659
      @kawansiesquad6659 2 роки тому +63

      As a half Filipino, him stating that was hilarious and I came to the comment section specifically to see if anyone else commented this😭😂😂👏🏻

    • @outside8312
      @outside8312 2 роки тому +6

      Especially considering he is white

    • @kawansiesquad6659
      @kawansiesquad6659 2 роки тому +30

      @@outside8312 r u talking about Micheal? I mean, I guess, he’s half white half and half Filipino, but he doesn’t look white, looks more Filipino than white

  • @ronelbanawa9178
    @ronelbanawa9178 2 роки тому +1077

    John's world crumbled before he's eyes when Jodi asked about her necklace

  • @laureltaitano
    @laureltaitano 2 роки тому +868

    Just my favorite moments
    9:38 “Sawfull”
    28:08 Lily’s face when she said “I do”
    28:29 Jodi smacking the balloon
    29:59 Jodi’s laugh
    30:42 Wasabi beanboozle
    37:13 It’s not flan John

    • @vbyte.
      @vbyte. Рік тому +6

      Yo ur 2nd timestamp confused me

  • @TheDownSmasher
    @TheDownSmasher 2 роки тому +1632

    Jodi not getting the "every time I see your face, it reminds me of you" joke while lilly's choking from laughter instead of wasabi was amazing. Love is blind

    • @wasabigamer9235
      @wasabigamer9235 2 роки тому +4

      Wasabi

    • @TheRealShinobi
      @TheRealShinobi 2 роки тому +3

      @@wasabigamer9235 Wasabi

    • @dargus1718
      @dargus1718 2 роки тому +1

      Mind to explain the joke to me? I didn't get it either.

    • @cmansos6236
      @cmansos6236 2 роки тому +10

      When he sees her face it remins him of her. The joke is because it is obvious when you see aomeone, it should remind you of the person you are looking at.

    • @dargus1718
      @dargus1718 2 роки тому +8

      @@cmansos6236 Mh I thought it was more about an insider joke. Thanks for your reply though.

  • @sk8host677
    @sk8host677 2 роки тому +2490

    We should get a second part but the girls treating the boys.

    • @Hansengineering
      @Hansengineering 2 роки тому +59

      Steak and a BJ Day doesn't translate to YT.

    • @tabledevourer
      @tabledevourer 2 роки тому +57

      Next year or white day

    • @charliebledsoe2749
      @charliebledsoe2749 2 роки тому +14

      Nah cus if they were as critical they might get canceled lmao. Nah that'd be fun tho I agree

    • @katteisace4563
      @katteisace4563 2 роки тому +15

      @@Hansengineering who said it had to be on YT

    • @Hansengineering
      @Hansengineering 2 роки тому +46

      @@katteisace4563 Does OfflineTV have a PornHub account?

  • @moss_yt
    @moss_yt 2 роки тому +2580

    So what _I’m_ learning is that Micheal is the most romantic human on the planet
    Edit: Okay he _did_ end up poisoning Lily and accidental or not that’s gotta dock some points

    • @alexandergriffiths2532
      @alexandergriffiths2532 2 роки тому +77

      Ok but the apology was pretty nice

    • @TitaniumTronic
      @TitaniumTronic 2 роки тому +9

      Wait, what? Context??

    • @becomingachristian
      @becomingachristian 2 роки тому +1

      Poison is romantic

    • @interesting373
      @interesting373 2 роки тому +27

      @@TitaniumTronic probably the sushi, just started the video but taking the context of what hw is cooking fish seems like the likely candidate

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 2 роки тому +6

      When a camera is rolling so are the heads but on his own he is the king of hearts

  • @azlanhassan4338
    @azlanhassan4338 Рік тому +97

    I love how Micheal & Lily and John & Jodi are like exact opposite of each other with different likes, personalities, humour but still like each other and have an amazing relationship (respectively).

  • @izzybells6813
    @izzybells6813 2 роки тому +959

    Michael hyping up John at the beginning is something I live for

  • @m4rdyyyy
    @m4rdyyyy 2 роки тому +904

    Michael and Lily saying the same thing about lilys are so cute

  • @joelkang9550
    @joelkang9550 2 роки тому +596

    Nothing is more on brand with OTV than John and Michael lying through their teeth that everything is fine during their phone call with Jaime lmao

  • @nathan9119
    @nathan9119 Рік тому +150

    5:21 Aria trying to grab Michael and run away from the cockroach is absolutely hilarious

  • @GamingOnABout
    @GamingOnABout 2 роки тому +1371

    "I'm not white"
    dude Michael freaking kills it and does even try's, funniest thing I've heard all month

    • @Puppy_Puppington
      @Puppy_Puppington 2 роки тому +2

      I’m not white ! There u go.

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 2 роки тому +1

      @@UTM88 I can only make it in a rice cooker.... and I'm in culinary school
      But to be fair or unfair i guess 私は日本語を話します
      My dad grew up in Japan and yet I'm still trash at stovetop rice, now I make bomb ass sushi and ramen but yeah

    • @omg_cat4203
      @omg_cat4203 2 роки тому +2

      @@ConstantChaos1 sorry i dont speak ramen

  • @oscarnavea4495
    @oscarnavea4495 2 роки тому +887

    The part where Aria was telling Michael how to make the rice sticky for sushi and michaels like "im not white" had my dying.

    • @im_cheepy1143
      @im_cheepy1143 2 роки тому +2

      Same! I couldn't stop laughing

    • @kyotosunsetdreams6105
      @kyotosunsetdreams6105 2 роки тому +6

      Yeah the new brand of socially acceptable racism because it's against whites.

    • @LestatPatate
      @LestatPatate 2 роки тому +99

      @@kyotosunsetdreams6105 there's a difference between a joke and racism

    • @kyotosunsetdreams6105
      @kyotosunsetdreams6105 2 роки тому +11

      @@LestatPatate I agree, but if you reverse that and replace white with black all of a sudden it isn't a joke nowadays.

    • @ExDee419
      @ExDee419 2 роки тому +51

      @@kyotosunsetdreams6105 then idk what you seein but i see jokes of this and that kind and rarely is someone ever offended
      just ignore the loud toxic minorities and you can see it really isnt like what ur saying

  • @seymonsolomon9545
    @seymonsolomon9545 2 роки тому +955

    When Likly was talking about the Taco Bell rooftop date, I immediately felt more single because I was shoveling burger into my mouth and said "Aww" at the same time and almost choked alone in my dorm 🙃

    • @upbeatcamp1482
      @upbeatcamp1482 2 роки тому +38

      You have very similar energy to me at around the same time I spilled uncooked instant noodle that I was eating in bed

    • @upbeatcamp1482
      @upbeatcamp1482 2 роки тому +12

      I am also very very single

    • @ahmadyazbek9577
      @ahmadyazbek9577 2 роки тому +6

      I chocked while reading your comment 😂

    • @charlesm.2604
      @charlesm.2604 2 роки тому +5

      @@upbeatcamp1482 Yeah but atleast the bed was more spacious. Right ? I'm really trying... God help us single souls 💀

    • @Victor-gv9zw
      @Victor-gv9zw 2 роки тому +1

      You good?

  • @infinite101_
    @infinite101_ 2 роки тому +140

    31:31 micheal and lily are having a funny cute moment AND THEN THERE'S JODI LMAO *CRUNCH*

  • @axyte535
    @axyte535 2 роки тому +2292

    Michael: "We're fine, we're fine!"
    Also Michael: *legit having a breakdown at* 18:45

    • @toxicmass3435
      @toxicmass3435 2 роки тому +15

      if micheal doesnt have a breakdown in the video then it isnt an actual video

  • @daduckdatgames_7035
    @daduckdatgames_7035 2 роки тому +710

    Realizing Micheal and John are making the food:
    *expectations lowered*
    Sees Aria and Jaime
    *expectations restored*

  • @grumpykid0333
    @grumpykid0333 2 роки тому +1936

    Can we talk about how John smoothly evaded the "Don't lie to me." at 36:45 ?? I know Michael was able to smooth talk on the phone and make it seem like everything was fine, but this deserves play of the game.

    • @SleekHeroo
      @SleekHeroo Рік тому +19

      John got that W evade confrontation rizz

  • @Nyrvena
    @Nyrvena 2 роки тому +129

    John for real said "What the hells a sou-fle?"

  • @TurboPiggy
    @TurboPiggy 2 роки тому +381

    “Every time I see your face, it reminds me of you”
    Wise words John. Wise words.

    • @M3RCENARIES
      @M3RCENARIES 2 роки тому +4

      ahhahahahahah

    • @whodat7231
      @whodat7231 2 роки тому +1

      A wise one said, "hmm... the floor here is made out of floor"

    • @distinguishedallureproduct879
      @distinguishedallureproduct879 2 роки тому +1

      Another wise man Said "So the door....doesn't door" and thus it did not 😅🤣

  • @carlomaster1o596
    @carlomaster1o596 2 роки тому +670

    Aria: Ok wash the rice like really well but not like well well
    Michael: I already know that Im not white
    Michael literally dances on the fine line of humor and I LOVE IT

    • @soonlytaing1708
      @soonlytaing1708 2 роки тому +3

      Man that fine is so fine cuz he’s half Asian and half white

    • @TheStrangePoet3791
      @TheStrangePoet3791 2 роки тому +9

      Well he’s half so like there was a 50% chance he didn’t know.

    • @wongcayven9893
      @wongcayven9893 2 роки тому +35

      "There's a fine line between genius and insane, Michael snorted that line"

    • @aoda3247
      @aoda3247 2 роки тому +3

      @@TheStrangePoet3791 filipino or asians are very strict in cooking rice so there's no way he wouldn't know

    • @hikarinanao
      @hikarinanao 2 роки тому +2

      he probably did the finger trick for measuring water like a true south east asian

  • @fedepereiraa
    @fedepereiraa 2 роки тому +523

    *Everyone's energies on the kitchen:*
    Aria: concerned mom
    Michael: attention seeking middle child
    Jamie: bossy older sister
    Jhon: lost little brother

    • @fedepereiraa
      @fedepereiraa 2 роки тому +64

      Alternatively:
      Brodin: absent father

    • @sendie7645
      @sendie7645 2 роки тому +33

      @@fedepereiraa *Abusive father

    • @timothyong2281
      @timothyong2281 2 роки тому +17

      scarra : happy with his raycons

    • @fedepereiraa
      @fedepereiraa 2 роки тому +12

      @@timothyong2281 that rare scarra sighting on the ad read made my night lol

  • @ornkrebs
    @ornkrebs 2 роки тому +100

    Jodi: Outside the house, romantic, and very fruitful in gifts.
    Lily: Taco bell

  • @FlynnTheRedhead
    @FlynnTheRedhead 2 роки тому +340

    I love how everyone’s so distrustful of Brodin by now that even in a normal video everyone suspects Brodin sabotaged everything

    • @paradoxpanic4053
      @paradoxpanic4053 2 роки тому +25

      He did, they swapped all the things in the kitchen around and mislabeled the cabinets

    • @FlynnTheRedhead
      @FlynnTheRedhead 2 роки тому +10

      @@paradoxpanic4053 Can never be sure whether it’s for this video or just a Brodin thing to do

    • @tjmethven2074
      @tjmethven2074 2 роки тому +5

      What a cursed kitchen to cook in

  • @CoS_Q4
    @CoS_Q4 2 роки тому +600

    3:51 *Aria pouring her heart and soul to explain how to do it better"
    Michael: anyway, do you know a fermented spider eye also consist of those ingredients in minecraft?

  • @spiritedsprout6387
    @spiritedsprout6387 2 роки тому +466

    I'm really impressed that this was a 40 minute video that was entertaining from start to finish. Great job Brodin and the editing team :)

    • @yukinokuroshu
      @yukinokuroshu 2 роки тому +3

      Wow, you're right, it didn't feel that way and I didn't notice it until I read your comment.

    • @annahear
      @annahear 2 роки тому +3

      Okay i just realised it was a 40 minutes video after reading this comment

  • @brojoe5326
    @brojoe5326 2 роки тому +138

    I can’t blame John for seeing the word “Soufflé” and saying S-OW-FUL but damn it made me laugh for a good few minutes.

  • @lordnoobus7260
    @lordnoobus7260 2 роки тому +648

    37:08 Jodi: *looks at the necklace Michael gave Lily* "Where's my necklace?"
    Michael in the background: "So this is called Amongus Sussus - "
    I really don't think Jodi has room to complain here.

  • @WithSandra
    @WithSandra 2 роки тому +676

    Lily and Jodi arguing about how Jodi didn't do anything when she was being poisoned by wasabi lmao. Their energies actually vibe so well!

  • @ivanarcheous4731
    @ivanarcheous4731 2 роки тому +846

    What I was expecting -
    Michael: we're gonna cook for our girlfriends
    (30 seconds later)
    Michael: so we burnt the house down...

  • @hiraxish8269
    @hiraxish8269 2 роки тому +44

    12:39 " yeah our balloon didn't fall into the sky " - A fluent English speaker

  • @July-gj1st
    @July-gj1st 2 роки тому +2826

    Jodi: Something that gets me out of the house.
    Lily: I wanna stay in the house.
    Thought it was funny how different they are. Also, I like how you can see that Lily and Michael are perfect toghether as well as John and Jodi, both couple's have their own energy and each pair is on the same wavelength.

    • @ling5079
      @ling5079 2 роки тому +48

      In my opinion I disagree about John and Jodi. Just watch John’s facial expression when Jodi says “where’s my necklace?” And in most videos he looks like he’s just getting beat down by Jodi for content.

    • @Ba5ed_Yt
      @Ba5ed_Yt 2 роки тому +39

      @@ling5079 I agree. It feels like they are not as genuine as Michael and Lily. I don't know about them much other than from their videos but in this one, it does feel Jodi and John has some kind of invincible wall that masks their genuineness for each other.

    • @abbiecampfield8955
      @abbiecampfield8955 2 роки тому +183

      @@ling5079 they clearly love each other, they wouldn’t have dated for so long otherwise. Jodi is clearly trolling cause of the nature of the video. There are countless of clips showing Jodis love for John, stop assuming things from one video ffs 🤦‍♀️

    • @ling5079
      @ling5079 2 роки тому +12

      @@abbiecampfield8955 I said “in my opinion”. Please respect that it is my opinion and don’t call me stupid for noticing a facial expression

    • @ziqdam1396
      @ziqdam1396 2 роки тому +75

      @@ling5079 it’s their opinion too to voice out their opinion on you and they didnt even call you stupid?? i’m sorry for being defensive but you should really watch jodi’s streams to make assumptions

  • @themurderbotfeed7688
    @themurderbotfeed7688 2 роки тому +534

    Sydney is so fun, she had so little screen time and yet I cracked up every time

  • @nateb4794
    @nateb4794 2 роки тому +322

    Honestly, John and Michael are an unexpectedly dynamic duo. Very entertained by the hilarity of these two combined!

  • @CrystalAngelaTranquilino
    @CrystalAngelaTranquilino 2 роки тому +160

    this video saved my cats from potential death because 2 days after i watched it my dad brought home some lilies and i immediately placed them in a room my cats don't have access to. Had I not watched this video my cats for sure would've munched on them. Thank you lily

  • @fnasserebar
    @fnasserebar 2 роки тому +329

    I hope Jodi and Lily make food for Michael and John next valentines day and they get help from Scarra and Toast.

  • @bryanpierce5100
    @bryanpierce5100 2 роки тому +422

    Sydney's presence just brings the whole situation strangely more hilarious. Haha.

  • @rodneylewisjr9502
    @rodneylewisjr9502 2 роки тому +714

    This man Michael forgets about the wasabi and then walks out and says "oh shit I should talk about that" had me dying bruh😂😂

  • @carnagephoenix1978
    @carnagephoenix1978 Рік тому +23

    This is the most accurate representation of boyfriends giving their girlfriends a fancy valentines evening, from the beginning to the middle is just unpredictable situations and pure stress with the evening coming to a good end

  • @Cajun-Phish
    @Cajun-Phish 2 роки тому +588

    john mispronouncing soufflé is absolutely the best thing ever

  • @kedzoto
    @kedzoto 2 роки тому +390

    I'm crying at Michael explaining to Lily his gyoza concept, then there's Jodi trying to have a bite of her garlic bread but it's so damn crunchy

  • @dwightschrute3862
    @dwightschrute3862 2 роки тому +642

    Jodi and lily: talking about how she doesn’t have a necklace
    Michael and lily: among us

  • @bennettmckillop9260
    @bennettmckillop9260 2 роки тому +107

    14:25 The part where John finally found the pasta after like 2 hours killed me he probably looked in there 10 times😭😭

  • @punipun7
    @punipun7 2 роки тому +1905

    Happy Valentine's Day! Didn't realize I envy those couples so much until this video 🥲

  • @kingromeomojar7699
    @kingromeomojar7699 2 роки тому +732

    Jade, Poki, Lily, and Sydeon: Having a chill time at Urth Cafe
    meanwhile at the house: Michael and John starting to go crazy

  • @leanos.
    @leanos. 2 роки тому +563

    I like how michael does hand gestures while john is doing the intro

  • @reneeday2445
    @reneeday2445 2 роки тому +28

    “Every time I see your face, it reminds me of you”-John 2022 😂😅

  • @siggy2023
    @siggy2023 2 роки тому +231

    Michael forgetting about the wasabi and then saying it adds a "sense of adventure". The cut between lily coughing and Michael's "wut" is the arc of this whole video

  • @LapraiLoL
    @LapraiLoL 2 роки тому +182

    The duo of Michael and John was something I never knew I needed in my life

  • @darkwizardoj4584
    @darkwizardoj4584 2 роки тому +258

    We definetly more John and Michael content this was GOLD

  • @hehashivemind6111
    @hehashivemind6111 2 роки тому +5

    Romantic dates as you stay together are an expression of self to the object of our affection, and an exercise in setting a goal and nailing that as a thing you can do. It's the ability to step up when it matters.
    That's what this video has taught me.

  • @natusMCMII
    @natusMCMII 2 роки тому +334

    Lily‘s voice is already legendary, but a wasabi cough from Lily is even better 30:59

  • @ku9145
    @ku9145 2 роки тому +544

    lmao Poki with the chopstick mix-up, Michael's forgotten wasabi surprise, and John's letter...this was hilarious xDD

  • @AngryBerb
    @AngryBerb 2 роки тому +308

    There's gonna be a part 2 where Jodi and Lily give John and Michael their dream date, right?

  • @privateholt464
    @privateholt464 2 роки тому +65

    Michael and Lily are wholesome in a barely controlled chaos sort of way

  • @bryan3052
    @bryan3052 2 роки тому +368

    John really said, “What the hell is a Sowful?”

    • @xinyuechen
      @xinyuechen 2 роки тому +9

      pronounced sow full 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @personiam9351
      @personiam9351 2 роки тому +7

      A Flan, he said Flan

    • @itsmikey.j
      @itsmikey.j 2 роки тому +4

      😂😭called a soufflé a sow full

    • @kagakudoragon
      @kagakudoragon 2 роки тому

      That pert killed me… honestly I cant

    • @zenaurum
      @zenaurum 2 роки тому +2

      Your mouth SOWFUL of these nuts!!!

  • @gregh108
    @gregh108 2 роки тому +287

    I love how Michael IMMEDIATELY pulled out the alcohol.

  • @hypnotise
    @hypnotise 2 роки тому +497

    Imagine if Jodi ended up getting the wasabi dumpling when Lily let her have one 💀💀

    • @SweetBeenS1405
      @SweetBeenS1405 2 роки тому +37

      That's what i was thinking-

    • @crmsonred
      @crmsonred 2 роки тому +2

      @@SweetBeenS1405 that's what i was thinking-

    • @Grunkdunce
      @Grunkdunce 2 роки тому +2

      @@crmsonred that's what i was thinking-

    • @erika89765
      @erika89765 2 роки тому +3

      BAHAHAHAHA

    • @Grunkdunce
      @Grunkdunce 2 роки тому

      @Sean Darke That's what I was thinking-

  • @gauchecoronet22
    @gauchecoronet22 2 роки тому +90

    Im writing this right as I’m watching micheal make his wasabi gyoza, and i cant wait 😂