YOU LAUGH, YOU LOSE! (MUSIC EDITION)
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- Опубліковано 3 сер 2017
- Special thanks to the joke contributors!
Jordan Marceau
Josh Birch
Jack Brookmyre
Matthew Man
Curtis Johnstone
Kye Jennings
Rickerd Tip
Nialle Bayliss
Brandon Teague
Aayush Tiwari
Ryan Harrison
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The thall and A Minor ones got me 😂
NMetal25 I was ok until the A minor joke.
STLBLUESLAMBOFGOD meeee tooo
LOL HAHAHA
NMetal25 the a minor was the best
Matthew Duane dark af
Teacher- what's the difference between poison and venom
Student- poison is hair metal and venom is black metal
That's good one)
Venom is not black metal haha
swapnarka arnan poison is the first BFMV album and venom is the 5th)
swapnarka arnan I actually forgot that poison and venom we more than bands so I didn't get it
I don’t get it
What's a metalhead's favourite breed of dog? Moshpitbull.
well that is dumb
Lol
I could watch this all day long
Cobain 92 i've probably seen this like 10 times, i know what you feel
Cobain 92 samee
Holy shit I laughed at every single one
easly amused---i wish i was like you!
Soup...
*N U T*
@soup what do you think you’re doing here BOY
Why do hardcore kids wear camo?
...
They don't want to be scene...
I like my women like I like my metal, depressive, suicidal and black
same
Bloodless Corpse oh
This comment is funnier than the entire video.
racist :D
cemegonuts HOW IS THAT RACIST??? And why that stupid face?
Do more of these
yes!
Tomislav Gredisnjak
I was the 100th like.
Congrats!
"I like my metal like my tea, black and with some meshuga"
Fucking gold
What's God's favorite chord?
Gsus
i love that haha
Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
As a Christian I love that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Like 666
Comment about god: *has 666 likes*
Me: *Ironic.*
Am I the only one who laughed at the one with sax and violins?
Yes.
Neo_metallum1618 no lel
Nope...
Nope lol
I chuckled.
How did the guitarist get a girlfriend?
He used a Pickup line
That was cringe.....
How did the guitarist get a girlfriend?
He didn’t
Cole Pfeiffer GODAMMIT I WAS GONNA COMMENT THAT
How does James Hetfield wake up his kids?
"Are you Alive??"
Justin Lorusso That was a nice one 😂
-Yeah!
-Yeaaah?!
-Yeah! 😂
"wake up fuk"
How does it feel to be alive?
And how does he put them to sleep?
"Hush, little baby, don't say a word..."
What do Amarth say in a church?
- Amon
Jared's laugh is the best part
Did you just assume my DJENDER???
0:27 A bassist
MineFall MG - the stop motion maker that's what I thought 😂😂
MineFall MG - the stop motion maker I thought that one too
That's what i thought hahahaha
I play bass and it was the first thought in my head lol
"That's a good one, I like that one" -Jared
“If you listen to a Death song a million times.... it becomes a Megadeth song.”
Confirmed, this does indeed work
How do you know it's Lars Ulrich at your door?
Because none of the knocks are on tempo
Harlan Valdes Lol
Harlan Valdes lmao
i'm fucking done lmao
Ahahhahahahahahaha that's good one😂😂😂😂
He knocks on 2 and doesn’t do double bass?
The Testament joke is a good one.
It was very thrashy.
Catholics prefer the new testament though. Jews prefer the old testament. Js :)
I prefer the New Testament
I don’t understand that one
Testament one and the one about the drummer knocking on the door were my favourites
This was gold! Do part 2!
-100dB audio?
Yes!!
His face haha turns red like tomato xD
My girlfriend broke up with me because I listen too much Linkin Park, but in the end, it doesn't even matter...
DeepSea Productions HOLY SHIT DID I GET A REFERENCE ABOUT LINKIN PARK EVEN THOUGH I DON'T LISTEN TO THEM?!
Ducky 12 same😄
Linkin Park suck. Metal bands will eat those kids alive
yeah but linkin park seriously man ... they are like the miley cirus of metal...i mean rap metal..........................
@@DistinctWisdom They're a rock band. The most unique one in the world. From nu metal to pop , they rule everywhere
LINKIN PARK FOREVER
A guy screams at his neighbors "turn that volume down!" He adds, "but keep tone all the way up."
This joke is underrated
Why did the elitist burn his mouth?
He drank the coffee before it was cool
The Dopest ahhhhhhhhhhhhh noice
I like Megadeth and this joke is best in this video
i didnt got it
Mega means a million
thx
What did Jacoby Shaddix say when he applied to McDonald's after Papa Roach splits up?
"This is my last resort"
LMFAO I already lost it at the 3rd one
Matt Gergely please explain it I can't figure it out
My band director told us the one about drummers knocking on the door when none of the percussionists could stay in time 😂
I wonder why everyone says that percussionists never really play in terms of timing ... I am a drummer. and I always play right.everyone says that. and because there are a lot of drummers who sit properly, I don’t find these jokes funny.
"cause you can't stay in time son" ohHHHHHhHHHHHHHHH
How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the keys player does it with his left hand
Lol 😆
That jesus joke was awesome xd
Their voices in the microphone are so smooth I just want to listen to that the whole time
This is the content Ive missed for the past two years that this channel hasnt been the most enjoyable for me personally. More of this
I like how most of the ones Jared laughed at were his own jokes.
"cause you can't stay in time. So" lmfao
😂 re-watching this. So nostalgic… I forgot how much I love this channel. U guys rock!!!
This is your best video. Please, make a part 2!
So cheesy.
Kerry Cronic Vlogs I believe that's the point
*extra cheese?*
45...
Kerry Cronic Vlogs
Anybody who is not lactose intolerant should not have a problem.
Kerry Cronic Vlogs *All the cheese*
I can't get bored of Jared's laugh
1:50 I loved how he laughed before even telling the joke
We need more of these!!
We're DEMANDING for part 2 !!
What did one guitar say to another guitar before the show? Dude I'm so 'amped' for the show!
please more of this!
Loved it. More. We need more.
loved the Mötorhead one
What Is The Longest Soundcheck Ever?
- A Sunn O ))) Concert!
XD
Oh... Thats true..XD
OMG please do another one of these!!! They r sooooooooo funny
awesome, please make more of these kinda videos
Shred on bass!! I dare you to do it!!
The gojira one was so bad It made me laugh because I wasn't expecting to be that bad
I already wanna see another one
Thank you so much Jared for using my joke in your video I appreciate it man, keep up the good work! 🤘🏻
Testament one got me.
Just asked my Girlfriend "How do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend"
She said "Single Coil".
Had to share this moment...
LOL, please more videos of this!! Really funny, greetings from Argentina
This is a cool take on try not to laugh challenges, most of them are reaction videos but this one is way more original and by far my favorite
im in a band called 999 megabytes we yet to get a gig
The volume is really low, perhaps turn it up a bit for the next video?
I like that this isn't just looking at videos. Nice.
omg do more of these
Where does a lead guitarist shop?
Marshall's
You should google yourself and see what shows up.
I needed that thank you
Cant wait for part2
disappointed there weren't any tee hee jokes..
Did the guitarist crashing his pickup one really happen or is it just funny as it is?
Shit I just got it and now I can't delete that comment
CreamyG TV lmao
You are now the funniest thing about this video lol
CreamyG TV u can tell ur one of those stupid bass players 😂😂
this was amazing MORE PLESSS
MORE !!
What is the Lord's favourite chord? - Gsus XDXDXD
I got a wage war ad!! Watched all of it jared
I laughed my ass off. This was awesome. Do more!
I legitimately found a handful of those funny! Like I actually laughed out loud. But too many 'smh' moments. It was a great vid! Thanks Jared and Co!!!
Megadeth spelt "Megadeath" RIP
Charlie Finn It's the whole point of the joke
They misspelled Meshuggah as meshuga
dude you dumb its stinks
a wild s appeareds, makings my life harders till this day
i smells beautifully
the holy diver broke me :D
Probably my favorite video from y'all in a while... granted I'm stoned to the bone
Great idea! I'd like to see more such kind of content
I have to admit I went to the guitar store the other day and took like 70 stickers
I got you notification and i dont even know why because im not even subscribed to you. Good job youtube
Design Clan it's a recommended recent upload
"I'm a real big fan of cars.." *awkward silence and laughter*
Two of my jokes were in this video, I feel like I've accomplished something in life. Great video dude! \m/
don't let your kids watch symphonies on tv, there's too much sax and violins LOL
What happened to the Guitarist who broke his neck?
He died.
This should be a series
I really don't know what I expect out of Jared dines videos anymore. But this is pretty funny
I'm both a catholic and metal head...Yes, we exist😛
Zachary Williams OUCH
I mean. S.T.R.Y.P.E.R. exists, so, cool your jets, snowflake.
Then youre not metalhead, but holyhead
Oh no
jared dines only laughs at his own jokes confirmed
Gosh, dis is SOOO good.
THAT WAAAAAAAS AWESOME!!!! I haven't laughed that hard for ages! Well done!
metal is like an apple, nobody likes th core.
no one I eat it whole though.
I like metalcore.
Shnoooooook!!
Mark Trejo what is that joke from? I've heard it but not known what it meant
Ruckus Rawson Jared always says it to Tony
more of these please.
*Thall* Of them do 😂😂 Tony's delivery was impeccable the whole video
Do a vocalist jokes with Austin!!!!
0:57 is the best one 😂
Pls do more of these
More please!