How to Pacifist Skyrim

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
  • A detailed guide on beating Skyrim and its DLC as a pacifist.
    This means that your stat screen counts 0 on all creature type throughout the entire playthrough.
    Done in the most recent version of Skyrim Special Edition. No mods or console commands were used throughout this run.
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  • @ymfah
    @ymfah  5 років тому +3035

    Hey boios I made a detailed text guide about this : www.reddit.com/r/skyrim/comments/apdyxa/how_to_do_a_pacifist_run_in_skyrim/?
    The YT comment system is pretty bad for QnA so if you have any questions please use this one.

    • @darkjackl999
      @darkjackl999 5 років тому +35

      what next, how to beat skyrim in oblivion?
      love yer content btw

    • @venandisicarius32
      @venandisicarius32 5 років тому +7

      What's been your favorite run so far?

    • @sharissehyland8411
      @sharissehyland8411 5 років тому +4

      How to beat skyrim shrek style?

    • @stal2496
      @stal2496 5 років тому +4

      How much time this video take to make?

    • @eugenepoez
      @eugenepoez 5 років тому +2

      Weird flex but ok

  • @1337m4n
    @1337m4n 5 років тому +9151

    "I didn't kill him, Officer. I just hit him a bunch of times and he mysteriously bled to death for no reason"
    "You're free to go"

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 5 років тому +411

      1337m4n That’s on par with Zhang Zongchan’s defense at his murder trial.
      “Look, I know this seems bad. But it wasn’t me. I just happened to be cleaning my rifle at my window, where I like to clean my rifle. And while I was cleaning my rifle it happened to go off and out of all the places the bullet could’ve went it just so happened to perform a perfect kill shot on...some piece of shit I hate”.
      -Zhang Zongchan’s defense of his murder of Prince Xiankai paraphrased by Count Dankula paraphrased by me.

    • @furymern8162
      @furymern8162 5 років тому +58

      @@wisemankugelmemicus1701 lmao is this real?

    • @realmofdoors9605
      @realmofdoors9605 5 років тому +139

      Must've been the wind..

    • @decadunce9205
      @decadunce9205 5 років тому +42

      @@wisemankugelmemicus1701 Honestly how does Papa Dankula even find these mad lads.

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 4 роки тому +46

      @@furymern8162 Yep. He paid the fine. But that was his defence. Paraphrased by Count Dankula paraphrased by me.

  • @stefanm.734
    @stefanm.734 5 років тому +2431

    Honestly, it's pretty fitting that the first and only kill you have to get to actually complete the game is from Alduin.

    • @normanaziz5600
      @normanaziz5600 5 років тому +433

      it was destined to happen, there is no way around. You are the dovahkiin and as prophesised by the dragon elder scroll, you are destined to kill alduin but not to kill any other. if it is not you who kills alduin, then another warrior will take your place and become the alduin slayer. it is the way of prohecies

    • @zero123429759
      @zero123429759 5 років тому +583

      A pacifist's only kill to save the world sounds poetic

    • @jacobsmith4428
      @jacobsmith4428 5 років тому +247

      Welp, the prophecy didn't specifically say Alduin couldn't be murdered by an afterlife waterfall to the abyss that the Dragonborn just happened to push him off of.

    • @stefanm.734
      @stefanm.734 5 років тому +217

      @@jacobsmith4428 That doesn't really kill him, though. He just kind of sits at the bottom of the waterfall for all eternity, and the main story remains uncompleted.

    • @jacobsmith4428
      @jacobsmith4428 5 років тому +142

      @@stefanm.734 And everybody but him lives happily ever after!
      Plus apparently if memory serves, he doesn't really "die" anyways. The world eater's soul goes... somewhere, maybe all the way to ESO or Elder Scrolls 6, but you didn't technically "kill" him even if you do kill him. Pushing him off to the shadow realm of unloaded chunks seems like he's about as dead as it gets.

  • @KingChiggy
    @KingChiggy 5 років тому +1531

    I love the thought of Alduin sitting there at the end just staring down and the dragonborn looks up with tears in his eyes and says "I'm sorry" before punching him

  • @C4lmaria
    @C4lmaria 4 роки тому +843

    Children:"How can i save the world peacefully?"
    Ymfah:"Uuuuuuuh eating a lot of vegetables and being creative, you could put it that way"

    • @Manly-Tears
      @Manly-Tears 4 роки тому +39

      "Bash anyone who questions you with a spiked shield; you will achieve world peace with 0 kill."

  • @SnowCatKroe
    @SnowCatKroe 5 років тому +2957

    Alternate title: How to Home Alone an entire game.

    • @featherworn
      @featherworn 4 роки тому +6

      Nice

    • @megakiller999
      @megakiller999 4 роки тому +16

      Super underrated comment right here

    • @wackybatman2027
      @wackybatman2027 4 роки тому +17

      I think I missed the part of dragons in home alone, damn

    • @wavestrider2160
      @wavestrider2160 4 роки тому +40

      @@wackybatman2027 oh cmon you couldn't possibly forget that one part where ohdaviing ate one of the burglar just for laughs,could you?

    • @wackybatman2027
      @wackybatman2027 4 роки тому +35

      @@wavestrider2160 Oh that was my favorite part, also when Kevin uses unrelenting force to push the burglars down the stairs

  • @Rekken200
    @Rekken200 5 років тому +2450

    The fact that there's still ways to get creative with Skyrim..

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 5 років тому +17

      The fact this had 76 likes...

    • @spamuel98
      @spamuel98 5 років тому +67

      there will always be more ways to get creative. One of these days someone will figure out how to enchant the dragonborn's genitals to increase stamina by 10 million, or something

    • @joshuaxiong8377
      @joshuaxiong8377 5 років тому +19

      @@spamuel98 there's probably a mod for that XD

    • @prinzdenax
      @prinzdenax 5 років тому +10

      @@joshuaxiong8377 without mods

    • @Grugh
      @Grugh 5 років тому +5

      ЖCaldTheLad_SLGЖ
      Bethesda: No they’re... um uh… CREATIONS (for a small fee of course)

  • @saafi9723
    @saafi9723 5 років тому +9197

    -Bleeding skeletons
    -Bleeding gargoyle
    -Bleeding ghost
    "It just works"

  • @j.t.1280
    @j.t.1280 3 роки тому +1541

    "Your honor, I never killed this man"
    "Then who did?"
    "The bullet."

    • @convolutedpeppercorn1078
      @convolutedpeppercorn1078 2 роки тому +51

      Alec Baldwin moment

    • @bruh-im7gi
      @bruh-im7gi 2 роки тому +20

      @@convolutedpeppercorn1078Lmao wasn't expecting that joke to come up

    • @HellishSpoon
      @HellishSpoon 2 роки тому +16

      i don't kill people
      my sword does!

    • @captainphasma1714
      @captainphasma1714 2 роки тому +2

      targe of the blooded

    • @rorrim0
      @rorrim0 Рік тому +15

      @@HellishSpoon In a world of magic claiming your sword was possessed is probably a legitimate defense.

  • @MrThezyga
    @MrThezyga 5 років тому +2185

    3:19 the fact that this guy even bothered to sync the music to buying shows how quality this channel is

    • @cademiksek6769
      @cademiksek6769 4 роки тому +122

      And the dragon shaking its head in time with Snake Eater. Incredible stuff, really

    • @bislord1368
      @bislord1368 3 роки тому +22

      damn i didint even notice that i guess the little details matter most

    • @ЛюбительДиалектики
      @ЛюбительДиалектики Рік тому +6

      And in 1:40 too

    • @cinnamontoast1586
      @cinnamontoast1586 8 місяців тому +2

      There is a lot more things synced to music in his videos, even edit jumps, sounds in game, etc.
      Gotra be inspired by ds3 bosses

  • @Tabby3456
    @Tabby3456 5 років тому +807

    Me: ...and that is how the dragonborn ate 50 bowls of soup in the middle of the fight against mirrak, Alduin, and Harkon, without killing anyone
    Son: Wow!

    • @NominalPhoenix
      @NominalPhoenix 5 років тому +12

      This comment is missing approximately 1.5 billion likes.

    • @cwp2175
      @cwp2175 5 років тому +1

      @@3g53-f3b What kid doesn't eat soup?

    • @wanderingluck6593
      @wanderingluck6593 5 років тому +1

      @@cwp2175 Some don't like veggie soup sadly

    • @oortcloudproductions2658
      @oortcloudproductions2658 5 років тому

      soup is the best

    • @tiacat11
      @tiacat11 5 років тому +1

      Son: But Daddy, if the dragonborn didn't kill anyone, how did he stop them?
      Me: Well, Son, it turns out, they all coincidentally suffered a freak accident, right as the Dragonborn was getting ready to spare them! Amazing, huh?
      Son: ...But-
      Me: That's enough, time for bed.
      Son: But Dad-
      Me: BED.

  • @KyrieFortune
    @KyrieFortune 5 років тому +853

    How to Pacifist Skyrim:
    1. Drink lots of soup
    2. Beat the shit out of Serana
    3. Bend the laws of the universe
    4. Gravity

    • @miss_bec
      @miss_bec 5 років тому +29

      Tell me, Kyrie. Do you believe in gravity?

    • @Shadovw97
      @Shadovw97 5 років тому +4

      5.
      6.Profit

    • @goreobsessed2308
      @goreobsessed2308 5 років тому +2

      1.5 beed enemies out including ice monsters and skeletons somehow

    • @combativeThinker
      @combativeThinker 5 років тому +4

      Bec
      Nice JoJo reference.

    • @adrianprzybysz6621
      @adrianprzybysz6621 5 років тому +1

      And shield. Don't forget about shield.

  • @coltoncroft2222
    @coltoncroft2222 5 років тому +403

    Me: "You should really upgrade your stamina."
    ymfah: "tImE fOr SoUp"

  • @MarcoYolo
    @MarcoYolo 5 років тому +4129

    The Elder Scrolls 5: _Sweet Roll Eater_

    • @stevenbills2600
      @stevenbills2600 5 років тому +17

      Elder scrolls 6: the phantom menace

    • @FireballZora
      @FireballZora 5 років тому +12

      Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll...

    • @shadowshinobin8641
      @shadowshinobin8641 5 років тому +2

      Let me guess some one ate your sweet role

    • @Mij_Yekvad
      @Mij_Yekvad 5 років тому +16

      More like: The Elder Scrolls 5: Milk Drinker

    • @shadowshinobin8641
      @shadowshinobin8641 5 років тому +3

      @@Mij_Yekvad haha I'm dead
      *Skyrim : the scrolls of sneaking*

  • @teacup4561
    @teacup4561 5 років тому +3136

    How did you make forty minutes feel like ten

  • @ClipsInc.
    @ClipsInc. 5 років тому +1056

    Next How to beat skyrim without playing skyrim

    • @ZeroZForce
      @ZeroZForce 5 років тому +115

      Todd Howard wants to know your location

    • @ClipsInc.
      @ClipsInc. 5 років тому

      Zegamer lol

    • @Grugh
      @Grugh 5 років тому +7

      Skyrim AFK addition
      £24.99

    • @stupidjerx4155
      @stupidjerx4155 5 років тому +4

      J u s t watch on the yt, ez

    •  5 років тому +19

      you can install skyrim on doom and play skyrim there. you will still technically be playing doom and won't count.

  • @ThePastaBolognese
    @ThePastaBolognese 5 років тому +587

    Arngeir: B-but your destiny as dragonborn is to kill Alduin! Couldn't you just let that one kill pass?
    Snake Eater: I'M A TRUE PACIFIST

  • @LinkTheHero
    @LinkTheHero 4 роки тому +217

    You forgot to beat the Hearthfire questline. That house needs building and those orphans need a parent.

    • @trigger_segfault
      @trigger_segfault 2 роки тому +12

      Now defending your loved ones from the frequent trolls, bandits, dragons, skeevers, necromancers-next-door, giants, wolves, bears, and spouse kidnappings. That would be great.

    • @The-Omega-Blade
      @The-Omega-Blade Рік тому +6

      @@trigger_segfault Just give the kids Deadric Daggers, for whatever reason they'll fight with a dagger and all childen can be given either any Dagger or a wooden sword (???)
      so watch the new In-Training Dragonborns bully the hell out of a random dragon.

  • @mymrrandomguyy
    @mymrrandomguyy 5 років тому +545

    This should be interred in the National Archives for how culturally significant it is. All these memes from past and present, used in a montage of everlasting hilarity, while also displaying one of the most loved games of all time in "full", and promoting peace. Why not?

    • @kingpin6736
      @kingpin6736 5 років тому +24

      Other than beating your waifu with a wooden sword until she gets knocked out

    • @staff97
      @staff97 5 років тому

      agree samdolph my dude

    • @KenyDark0509
      @KenyDark0509 5 років тому +3

      @@kingpin6736 small price for salvation

    • @elliottbow2819
      @elliottbow2819 5 років тому +4

      ‘promoting peace’
      >beats people to death with a shield
      >constantly beats people and paralyzes them
      >forces others to kill their allies
      yep, peace has been promoted

    • @TeemoQuinton
      @TeemoQuinton 5 років тому +1

      @@elliottbow2819 That last part is DISTINCTLY American.

  • @Canwegettosubscribers-nk8nn
    @Canwegettosubscribers-nk8nn 5 років тому +495

    Elder Scrolls
    Elder Scrolls 2: Sons of Solitude
    Elder Scrolls 3: Soul Eater
    Elder Scrolls 4: Bows of the Stormcloaks
    Elder Scrolls 5: The Phantom Thane

    • @roach9397
      @roach9397 5 років тому +16

      Couldn’t these have been somewhat relevant to each of their respective games. Sons of Daggerfall or Wayrest for instance? Why is everything a Skyrim joke?

    • @MikeDoesRandomThings
      @MikeDoesRandomThings 5 років тому +45

      @@roach9397 So...
      Elder Scrolls
      Elder Scrolls 2: Sons of Daggerfall
      Elder Scrolls 3: Morrow Eater
      Elder Scrolls 4: Swords of the Oblivion
      Elder Scrolls 5: The Arrow of Pain
      Elder Scrolls 6: Hammerfells Revengance

    • @revatronprime4120
      @revatronprime4120 5 років тому +7

      @@MikeDoesRandomThings god I hope es 6 is in hammerfell

    • @Jekail
      @Jekail 5 років тому

      @@revatronprime4120 i think its set in valenwood

    • @DIEGhostfish
      @DIEGhostfish 5 років тому +1

      Elder Scrolls 3 Scrib Eater.

  • @Luminous_Wind
    @Luminous_Wind 4 роки тому +57

    that skeleton smacking Serana on the back of the head made me laugh way too hard

  • @SilverHedgehog1999
    @SilverHedgehog1999 5 років тому +119

    How to pacifist:
    They all bled out, I didn't kill em

  • @mettatonneo1147
    @mettatonneo1147 4 роки тому +125

    “This is Snake. I’m in a box.”

  • @seaman481
    @seaman481 5 років тому +140

    Its amazing that there is always some stupid workaround to not get a kill. It just works :)

    • @saafi9723
      @saafi9723 5 років тому +7

      "Always" you didn't finish the video...

    • @LegDayLas
      @LegDayLas 5 років тому +10

      tell that to Alduin

    • @DIEGhostfish
      @DIEGhostfish 5 років тому +2

      Alduin's not truly killable. He just got sent back to daddy.

  • @Tekh09
    @Tekh09 4 роки тому +268

    You know, in retrospect, having Alduin as your only kill would've been true to the MGS3 experience.
    Alduin: Kill me, Jack.

  • @junoguten
    @junoguten 5 років тому +768

    >pacifist
    >free exotic waifu from bondage
    >beat partner unconscious with wooden stick on several occasions
    John Lennon, is that you, buddy?

    • @poofbomb-minecraftmore1883
      @poofbomb-minecraftmore1883 5 років тому +28

      Lenin? He beat OUR waifu??
      *cocks gun*

    • @S1bv
      @S1bv 5 років тому +16

      "Our" *communism at its finest*

    • @alja343
      @alja343 5 років тому +9

      unlike our Dragonborn here, you sure went in for the kill

  • @ProtocolDroidHK47
    @ProtocolDroidHK47 5 років тому +499

    Ulfric Stormcloak: *Attempting to escape Solitude after killing the High King.*
    Gate Guard: I'm 'bout to save this man's whole career.

    • @EntropicMalevolence
      @EntropicMalevolence 5 років тому +159

      Dragonborn: *Bout to get his head lobbed off by a big fuck off axe*
      Alduin: "I'm about to end my whole career"

    • @mah1na
      @mah1na 5 років тому +62

      They can't hurt Uncle Rogvir! Tell them he didn't do it!

    • @itspurplepaw6163
      @itspurplepaw6163 4 роки тому +31

      @@mah1na *apparently they can*

  • @nathan24-_-2
    @nathan24-_-2 5 років тому +168

    I gotta say, the music choices for this video is really nice
    I think my favourite ones were the MGS and Deja Vu remixes. Pls link your music

    • @Lothar445
      @Lothar445 5 років тому +14

      It's in the description.

  • @sosukeaizen7028
    @sosukeaizen7028 5 років тому +311

    Impressive, but can you beat Hearthfire as a pacifist?

    • @LEO_M1
      @LEO_M1 5 років тому +32

      That's asking for a bit much, dontcha think?

    • @joxfon
      @joxfon 5 років тому +18

      The real question is: can you beat Herthfire as a warmonger?

    • @Y-all-mofos-need-Talos
      @Y-all-mofos-need-Talos 5 років тому +11

      Beat Hearthfire as a Bosmer inside The Green Pact.

    • @elijahbzusbsbzhzh9443
      @elijahbzusbsbzhzh9443 5 років тому

      @Gromm wrong channel bud

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 5 років тому +1

      Can you beat Dark Souls 3 without killing? In under 10 seconds with no armor and minimum health.

  • @mwwill5465
    @mwwill5465 5 років тому +224

    *So this is Shield Hero!*

    • @zero123429759
      @zero123429759 5 років тому +5

      With the lack of slaves

    • @reeser.8429
      @reeser.8429 5 років тому +41

      @@zero123429759 The line between followers in Skyrim and slaves is a very thin one.

    • @reeser.8429
      @reeser.8429 5 років тому +5

      @Jhonny They're also sworn to carry my burdens.

    • @makuru2100
      @makuru2100 5 років тому

      Only thing missing is the KFC girl

    • @snow-uv5wv
      @snow-uv5wv 5 років тому +3

      Tate no yusha

  • @JRexRegis
    @JRexRegis 4 роки тому +42

    "Oh no your honor, I didn't kill him. You see, I only pushed him off the ledge, he died when he hit the ground."
    "Now that's an ironclad defense. Not Guilty!"

  • @fixyourposture6959
    @fixyourposture6959 5 років тому +280

    uses supernatural force to throw someone off a ledge to die a brutal death of shattered bones
    Doesn’t count as your kill

    • @intergalactichumanempire9759
      @intergalactichumanempire9759 5 років тому +22

      But if an all-knowing God kills some guy? Your kill.

    • @cal276
      @cal276 5 років тому +7

      Gravity killed him not you. Loophole!

    • @Sypaka
      @Sypaka 5 років тому +18

      "Murder"? We don't say that here. We call that: "Assisted Suicide"

    • @intergalactichumanempire9759
      @intergalactichumanempire9759 5 років тому +10

      @@Sypaka
      Jeffery_Epstein.exe

    • @JRexRegis
      @JRexRegis 4 роки тому +2

      "Oh no your honor, I didn't kill him. You see, I only pushed him off the ledge, he died when he hit the ground."
      "Now that's an ironclad defense. Not Guilty!"

  • @skyline2601
    @skyline2601 5 років тому +172

    The undead doesn't count because he was dead already.

    • @wai6886
      @wai6886 5 років тому +23

      Omae wa mo shindeiru

    • @rodache7200
      @rodache7200 5 років тому +9

      but they are UNdead

    • @skyline2601
      @skyline2601 5 років тому +1

      @@rodache7200 Undead means dead, but acts as if alive.

    • @rodaassassina7013
      @rodaassassina7013 5 років тому

      @Student And what if you kill a vírus? (if dont understand... Uncle google is there)

    • @LegDayLas
      @LegDayLas 5 років тому

      @@skyline2601 no, undead means "not"dead.

  • @A9YearsOldNOTYouTuber
    @A9YearsOldNOTYouTuber 5 років тому +130

    The Elder Scroll 6 better be louder than this one.

  • @ItsJustSparrow
    @ItsJustSparrow 5 років тому +32

    This is the greatest Skyrim video to ever be posted on UA-cam.
    *Change My Mind.*

    • @tommydapolkadot
      @tommydapolkadot 5 років тому +1

      I love how this has no replies. Nobody could think of a way to change your mind.

    • @sen7826
      @sen7826 5 років тому

      A true pacifist here:
      .
      ua-cam.com/video/kotPSqVp4uU/v-deo.html
      .
      But yea, this video was grand as well...

    • @PunkZombie1300
      @PunkZombie1300 5 років тому

      Have you seen his newest one?

  • @Arkansym
    @Arkansym 2 роки тому +10

    I keep coming back to this. Lately, I started watching them every day to few days. They're incredibly well edited, tell a great narrative, and have great music selection.

  • @blueshell292
    @blueshell292 4 роки тому +165

    Serana is trying to help you in combat.
    *Let's fix that with a controlled shock.*

  • @the-art-of-whoopinyobehind6666
    @the-art-of-whoopinyobehind6666 5 років тому +98

    *Directed by Todd Howard*

    • @thedragon7041
      @thedragon7041 5 років тому +4

      So no one told you life was gonna be this way....

  • @catsareyes6446
    @catsareyes6446 4 роки тому +94

    It would be perfect if “Hey, you’re financially awake.” played everytime a character recovers from paralysis.

    • @Manly-Tears
      @Manly-Tears 4 роки тому +17

      "You're awake, how 'bout that."

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 3 роки тому +58

      "You're financially awake"
      My debts have been paid

    • @dysphoria_1.040
      @dysphoria_1.040 3 роки тому +42

      F I N A N C I A L L Y A W A K E

  • @bobbymonboy
    @bobbymonboy 5 років тому +270

    Wait, but... it says you didn't complete the "Dragonslayer" quest. Did you *really* beat the game...?
    Incredible gameplay regardless, though! Didn't know about a lot of these tricks.

    • @MirrorOfEmotions
      @MirrorOfEmotions 5 років тому +2

      @Lucas Duque
      And an attack from a fire atronach?

    • @gildeddrake1479
      @gildeddrake1479 5 років тому +36

      @Lucas Duquewhat if you fire an arrow at him and load warp while the arrow is in the air ?

    • @junorequiem7199
      @junorequiem7199 5 років тому +2

      Don't think Fire Atronach would work, it's still not the players, and the arrow would probably de-spawn once you warp out

    • @doom87er
      @doom87er 5 років тому +11

      @@junorequiem7199 in addition to the fact that hitting him with your arrow is still your kill regardless of whether or not you're present

  • @patrickaherne1274
    @patrickaherne1274 5 років тому +18

    the quality of this video is insane, i have to say it.

  • @tylertate3584
    @tylertate3584 3 роки тому +43

    The “time paradox” is my favorite bit if ymfah’s

  • @elijahh2220
    @elijahh2220 5 років тому +35

    LDB: "Promise not to kill things?"
    Serana: "No"
    LDB: "Then take your medicine" *thwack*

  • @PaperFlare
    @PaperFlare 5 років тому +6

    So in the Ordinator skill tree overhaul (one of EnaiSiaon's EXCELLENT skyrim overhaul mods), this is actually a viable playstyle of the speechcraft skilltree. You get perks that allow you to constantly buff allies in combat, befriend animals (and buff them as well with unique buffs depending on what type of animal), and even reduce enemy defenses - all at the "cost" of you being unable to actually fight yourself. The "Bard" (and animal companion) trees in Speechcraft are SUPER fun.
    I recommend anyone and everyone check out Ordinator (and all of EnaiSiaon's mods).

  • @DarkxShadowxZeta
    @DarkxShadowxZeta 5 років тому +19

    37:52
    That was the saddest punch I've ever seen.

  • @SirIkaros
    @SirIkaros 5 років тому +90

    27:27 level 1 crook
    27:30 level 50 boss

    • @ACZaciek
      @ACZaciek 5 років тому

      Thats How mafia work

  • @teal_m_101
    @teal_m_101 5 років тому +19

    What I learnt:
    "It's not murder if they bleed to death"

  • @charlie-michener
    @charlie-michener 5 років тому +7

    I love all your skyrim videos dude, the jokes are all funny and your subtitle commentary shtick always cracks me up - not to mention the ideas are insane and the execution even more so. The music gives me a severe case of nostalgia and I guess basically I'm just glad that you and sorenova bring quality skyrim content to the table that dips its toes into other games and communities. That's all 👌💕

  • @simonblusk6900
    @simonblusk6900 3 роки тому +3

    I love this video so much. I rewatch it every few months. Its just how everything clicks perfectly and the eight melodies at the end. God, I love this video.

  • @nighttimeserenity2447
    @nighttimeserenity2447 5 років тому +34

    Everyone knows that the key to a good episode's ending..
    Is to kill a hated Npc; Like Heimskr.
    May the Ground you walk on, Quake as you pass.. Immortal Dovahkiin!

  • @julianb188
    @julianb188 5 років тому +69

    your music taste is on point

  • @Maryish
    @Maryish 5 років тому +6

    The time and effort into making this, with the memes are amazing. A+ to you sir

  • @nicholasdavis5393
    @nicholasdavis5393 4 роки тому +43

    I'm totally going to make a wooden sword with paralysis in my next play through, gonna call it the sleep stick.

  • @tirelipinponchiwawa9368
    @tirelipinponchiwawa9368 3 роки тому +32

    Dovahkiin: I've never killed anyone, i actually found a way to defeat the worst calamities without killing them directly.
    Also dovahkiin: Beats the shit out of people until death with a shield, beats the shit out of Serana et Frea and force people to kill themselves.

  • @orcrist7847
    @orcrist7847 5 років тому +4

    you seriously deserve way more subs..that's some prime editing and meme-ing

  • @someguy6191
    @someguy6191 5 років тому +4

    Wow few times I was sure it wasn't possible but with glitches I didn't know existed (or how they were used) you did it, nice job dude.

  • @LordMogrein
    @LordMogrein 3 роки тому +8

    Great video! BTW, most of enemies can be saved by ash shell/rune spell without needing to paralyze your companions. I believe, you can also use unbound ash guadian to kill enemies as the game doesn't count him as your summon.

    • @sundarchip
      @sundarchip 2 роки тому

      Exactly. The Ash Guardian is way easier to use than Targe of the Blooded. The only catch is that you need to make sure to not aggro him.

    • @kastoridesbobur
      @kastoridesbobur Рік тому +1

      Ash guardian kills only your allies, but not the enemies

  • @lord_planc
    @lord_planc 3 роки тому +13

    "I 'killed' everything to kill Alduin"

  • @riverin66
    @riverin66 4 роки тому +11

    9:36 that should have been the trailer for dawnguard

  • @coolfeet1
    @coolfeet1 5 років тому +69

    Something happens where you basically can't not get the kil
    Me: I's fine, it doesn't count
    Him: Well yes, but actually no

  • @joaox1934
    @joaox1934 5 років тому +17

    19:00 oh my good lord, every time I watch this it becomes more funny

  • @jonazzz4821
    @jonazzz4821 5 років тому +10

    35:02 I wasnt ready for that Earthbound ost feels T_T

  • @alainbcdefghijk
    @alainbcdefghijk 5 років тому +43

    Wears only helmet.
    Gets hit by enemy.
    Heavy armor level goes up.
    iT JuST wOrKS.

  • @SootySystem
    @SootySystem 5 років тому +3

    Your music taste alone would make your videos amazing!

  • @singhit7881
    @singhit7881 5 років тому +6

    ymfah: * Wears nothing *
    Game: *HEAVY ARMOR INCREASED*

    • @ramonsvzofficial
      @ramonsvzofficial 5 років тому +6

      He's using heavy armor gauntlets, boots and helmet

  • @sparkey543
    @sparkey543 4 роки тому +1

    I've been watching your videos for a while, and I'm still baffled every time you roll something else out. Looking forward to the next one.

  • @TydayusTalon
    @TydayusTalon 5 років тому

    This is by far my favorite video on UA-cam lol
    Skyrim meets Metal Gear is something that keeps me coming back to it

  • @jordanf00
    @jordanf00 5 років тому +8

    How to beat Skyrim without killing anybody, but everyone dies.

  • @Shft-T4b
    @Shft-T4b 4 роки тому +3

    If the pacifist series of playthroughs has taught me anything... its that a good pacifist gets others to kill for them, turns friends and allies against each other, makes their enemies bleed to death in agony, or lets gravity decide whether people live or die.

  • @talsubach5979
    @talsubach5979 3 роки тому +1

    In order to avoid breaking his vow of pacifism* the dragonborn threw Alduin off a cliff.

  • @peterdubinsky5389
    @peterdubinsky5389 4 роки тому

    The intro music is soooooooo fucking satisfying. Snake eater will always be next level both in song and in game

  • @nathan24-_-2
    @nathan24-_-2 5 років тому +14

    Doth thine eyes deceive me or is this a ymfah video

  • @chrisdriedger3875
    @chrisdriedger3875 9 місяців тому

    Powerwolf, sabaton, 8bit big band? Masterful play and cinematic execution combined with a delightful sense of humor? You have truly earned my subscription

  • @Yuki_5431
    @Yuki_5431 3 роки тому +6

    I love the little, "bonk!" when Serana gets stunned.

  • @sparksfly5877
    @sparksfly5877 5 років тому +27

    I didn’t even hear the extremely loud and obvious “DOVAHKIN!!!” After defeating the dragon. Everyone’s like “omigod go to the temple rn they calling you”. I was very confuzzled.

  • @peppercrow
    @peppercrow 4 роки тому

    That "Ship Shape" music gives me nightmares of ship shaping... excellent video by the way :)

  • @_Beans_
    @_Beans_ 5 років тому +9

    Where is the Oblivion pacifist run at, dad?

  • @michaeltaylor8698
    @michaeltaylor8698 3 роки тому

    Skyrim guard: you're the worst Dragonborn I've ever heard of
    Ymfah: but you have heard of me

  • @NostraFnDamus
    @NostraFnDamus 5 років тому +14

    Now do it on Legendary difficulty

  • @anrezy
    @anrezy 3 роки тому +1

    OMG the skill of editing. Subscribed!

  • @WackyPants
    @WackyPants 5 місяців тому

    i love how you put quotations around the kill in the diagram for the pacifist runs

  • @BakedPotatoYT1
    @BakedPotatoYT1 4 роки тому +1

    Roses are red,
    Vampires hate sun,
    *You are carrying too much to be able to run.*

  • @jlinus7251
    @jlinus7251 4 роки тому +1

    Goddamn this level of quality content should not go underappreciated!

  • @thewonderfulshrimp3029
    @thewonderfulshrimp3029 5 років тому +4

    Worth the wait for sure

  • @nam_sonz
    @nam_sonz 4 роки тому +2

    I like how he knows what to do in EVERY run

  • @МюмлаМю
    @МюмлаМю 5 років тому +6

    Чувак, ты гений. Или просто поехавший. Или всё же гений. Но полностью поехавший))) но в любом случае, это было очень круто!

  • @Chunky_doggo
    @Chunky_doggo 2 роки тому +2

    technically killing alduin is the age old situation of "one life for that of many" and basically i see killing him in a pacifist run the best ending cause the game keeps telling you that losing the fight is the end of the world, and we want the least amount of death right?

  • @steve_broxi
    @steve_broxi 4 роки тому +5

    "do you know about metal gear"?

  • @Raystopmotions
    @Raystopmotions 5 років тому +1

    imagine being miraak, anticipating the dovahkiin for an epic battle, but he instead ate 5 fucking bowls of soup and beat the shit out of his dragon

  • @johnworkman3950
    @johnworkman3950 5 років тому +4

    Dark Brotherhood without killing anyone. Ultimate challenge.

    • @MoonPatch
      @MoonPatch 5 років тому +1

      Wouldn't it be impossible because of the abandoned shack scenario?
      Unless it's possible to frenzy Astrid and get her to kill one of the hostages without failing the quest
      Or to somehow skip the scene where you have to finish off Astrid at the end of the questline
      Those are really the only 2 big hurdles, everything else is just frenzy guards to do it for you

    • @puissantcroissant3926
      @puissantcroissant3926 5 років тому +1

      he just released that last week, ur wish has been fulfilled

  • @spybrosgaming6632
    @spybrosgaming6632 2 місяці тому

    I love this channel intros are always so hype for the vid

  • @taylormotyl5085
    @taylormotyl5085 5 років тому +4

    "Get the platinum chip" I'm dead lol

  • @OdysseusKing
    @OdysseusKing 4 місяці тому

    This was one of my first (and favorite) ymfah videos. I hope he goes back to doing Bethesda games one day...

  • @windigoking
    @windigoking Рік тому +1

    I didn’t realize how useful frenzy was.

  • @ScreachHiensburg
    @ScreachHiensburg 4 роки тому +3734

    I like to imagine that the wooden sword isn't actually enchanted, but rather you just bonk your allies on the head hard enough that they go unconscious anyways.

    • @fariszakimy
      @fariszakimy 3 роки тому +230

      Lore-friendly

    • @TheAssassin642
      @TheAssassin642 3 роки тому +109

      Deepest lore

    • @taylenseeley6188
      @taylenseeley6188 3 роки тому +76

      @@fariszakimy it is indeed one of very few things in the elder scrolls that are actually straight up reality friendly.

    • @Manly-Tears
      @Manly-Tears 3 роки тому +13

      *b O n K*

    • @akrobeau
      @akrobeau 2 роки тому +11

      @@taylenseeley6188 it’s not actually, because if you’re unconscious for more than a few minutes you’re dead.

  • @TheUrbanLegend
    @TheUrbanLegend 5 років тому +3384

    "I'm coming with you whether you like it or not"
    *Draws the Stick*

  • @theairhiker4781
    @theairhiker4781 5 років тому +4241

    How to Pacifist Skyrim
    *turns skyrim into a free for all war zone*

    • @namelesslad5803
      @namelesslad5803 5 років тому +108

      That's not what The Boss wanted

    • @shrek6723
      @shrek6723 5 років тому +86

      @@namelesslad5803 *Well, that's how mafia works, son, so deal with it.*

    • @diel6755
      @diel6755 5 років тому +30

      Todd howard battlegrounds

    • @dariusgarious6985
      @dariusgarious6985 5 років тому +10

      Isn't it already a ffa war zone?

    • @mahn3580
      @mahn3580 5 років тому +4

      The best battle royale

  • @Mekelaina
    @Mekelaina 5 років тому +3207

    Serana: "im gonna fight too"
    dragonborn: *pulls out the sleep baton*

    • @rorya01ok37
      @rorya01ok37 4 роки тому +76

      The belt

    • @StonksNZ
      @StonksNZ 4 роки тому +4

      *Button.

    • @Mekelaina
      @Mekelaina 4 роки тому +87

      @@StonksNZ Baton (n)
      A baton or truncheon is a roughly cylindrical club made of wood, rubber, plastic or metal. It is carried as a compliance tool and defensive weapon by law-enforcement officers, correctional staff, security guards and military personnel.

    • @big924
      @big924 4 роки тому +89

      All of you are small brain, it’s the night night club

    • @krackedupkrabers5372
      @krackedupkrabers5372 4 роки тому +41

      Big 9 actually, it’s called a night night wack wack

  • @CrystaTiBoha
    @CrystaTiBoha 5 років тому +2130

    Spiked shield - the ultimate secret assassin's weapon that not even the game recognizes as a killing instrument, that runs on tomato soup.

    • @Cloudthrow
      @Cloudthrow 5 років тому +10

      CrystaTiBoha I was gonna like this comment, but it’s currently at “666”

    • @xxthexboxnoobxx4174
      @xxthexboxnoobxx4174 5 років тому +1

      Super Kami Guru oof

    • @PeoplePhobia47
      @PeoplePhobia47 5 років тому +10

      @@Cloudthrow you are bad-guy, but this does not mean you are bad guy

    • @xxthexboxnoobxx4174
      @xxthexboxnoobxx4174 5 років тому

      Glovebox of the year agreed

  • @samuraijack5919
    @samuraijack5919 5 років тому +3613

    Is it a bug or a feature?
    Bethesda: Yes

    • @MrLachapell
      @MrLachapell 5 років тому +22

      Yes, also we bundled Fallout 76 with that response

    • @SiGLoORiGiN
      @SiGLoORiGiN 5 років тому +44

      It's a featured bug

    • @prydzen
      @prydzen 5 років тому +36

      @@SiGLoORiGiN its a bugged feature

    • @Rapteh
      @Rapteh 5 років тому +34

      It just works

    • @AntoninusPius100
      @AntoninusPius100 5 років тому +2

      Lmaooooo