Imagine being a powerful dragon priest whose sole purpose is to guard the portal to Sovngarde and one day a cat just shows up and jumps into the portal before you can do anything about it.
@@beingweirdisnormal1404 Yeah, I actually was an Altmer wearing Thalmor armor and he still opened the door for some reason (I don't even think I had to tell him about the thing Delfine tells you to say).
@@beingweirdisnormal1404 On the other hand, the Thalmor weren't better... either my game just decided to break, or you can pass as a thalmor if you're an Altmer in thalmor robes
Y'know, watching your videos has made me realize that when Todd said "It just works" we've been misinterpreting the line as "It just *works* " when it was clearly intended to be "it *just* works" - as in "It barely works"
I mean there is something called skills at max but not leveled up by either using mods like the cheat mod for special edition and obviously pc but there is another way.......... CoNsOlE cOmMaNdS
Coming back after watching through recent vids and I love the character development here. 2018 Auriel's Bow: "Some Lame Ass Stick" 2021 Auriel's Bow: "20 MM Autocannon"
Kept you waiting huh? Detailed Text Walkthrough : www.reddit.com/r/skyrim/comments/9uevn7/a_guide_on_beating_skyrim_level_1/ Here are some of the Frequently Asked Questions. Q: You are technically lvl 1 if you don't go to the skill tree A: Yes. I have not been clear about this but this is more of a PoC of a 0 Exp run. Being lvl 1 was a consequence of that. Q: Boxing gloves in riften A: its light armor Q: Doggo Ring in Dragonborn DLC A: Can't buy because of exp. No merch chest to steal from. Doesn't drop when killed Q: Marked for Death A: I've tested this and figured you'd be better off going vamp/wolf. Maybe on legendary difficulty. Q: Both Vamp and Wolf glitch A: Yeah my bad didn't know until making the vid I'll add any more faqs I find down in the comments. Any question is a good question and I read all of them.
“It's probably worth more than you are” Vilkas’s sword > your life Vilkas’s sword = 70 Gold 70 Gold > your life... Damn... In Cyrodiil your life costed more...
Imagine how trippy it’d be to read an elder scroll atop the throat of the world only to black out and find yourself in a post apocalyptic wasteland several thousand years later.
If you're ever going to do this on Legendary, remember this. Void salt + greater soul gem + orichalcum ore/ingot + broom at the Atronach Forge = Staff of the Storm Atronach. Doesn't give you any experience, easy to obtain materials and plenty of use. Created 4 of them within 5 minutes. Edit: After actually doing this run on legendary, you can use the bloodskal blade's special attack, the sword itself gives experience, the blade beam however does not. Combine it with vegetable soup, which are of course easy to make and also don't give experience, you have an infinite source of ranged attacks and far better than the vampire transformation. Extra info, ultimate attack, secret of arcana + wabbajack & skull of corruption, you can also use secret of arcana to easily harvest dreams. You can kill frost giants in 15-20 seconds with that combo on legendary difficulty. Edit2: Thought i was done, but decided to go back to my old save to see if it is possible to kill Karstaag on Legendary difficulty in a true level 1 challenge... it's possible and it is piss easy. All you need is about 200 scrolls of fireball, i believe you can find a few of them in the black books. With the whiterun gate duplication trick you can get that amount pretty easily. Then all you need is ahzidal's dragon priest mask for a 25% boost and 1 or 2 potions of destruction for a 20% boost, if you're lucky you might find a draught for 30%. Go to Karstaag and start the event, there is a section of the wall which is incredibly easy to climb, he won't hit you so you won't gain exp from the helm, it stand out with a few easy to jump rocks. He can't hit you there, he won't notice you and you can shoot at him. Use the potion, equip the helm and double wield the scrolls, i even used the double wabbajack (yes i duped one with the whiterun gate duplication trick) + secret of arcana attack to deal some pretty good damage to him beforehand. Takes about a minute to kill him. Small update, a few hours later with some preperation and a tactic i activated the Ebony warrior quest through the console commands to see if it's possible to defeat him in this challenge on legendary. Somewhat more difficult than Karstaag... a lot more difficult, but some carefully activated ethereal shouts to block his shouts, a lot of evading his arrows, fireball scrolls and even a very lucky unrelenting force which dropped his hp from around 60% to 5% due to fall damage, i killed him with a few fireball scrolls after that while he was trying to get up. It was quite the challenge, but one i would love to do once more if i ever do this challenge again. ---------- I have created a guide for this on steam if anyone wants to get all the cheese tactics inspired by this video, if anyone else would like to try it out, legendary edition, not special, but i guess i could upload it there as well.
@@Momlovebabycharline Yeah, frost giants, you can find a bunch in the forgotten valley, they do not respawn i believe. They are the dudes who drop the paragons.
I have watched this like twenty times, now, and it keeps getting better every time. Not just the strat, but the presentation - the music, the sounds, the way you put it all together. You, sir, are The Bomb.
You know what is crazy? TES: Skyrim is such an old game. And yet, people are still making videos about it. People are still playing it. Insane and awesome at the same time.
People are still playing Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory, People are still playing SSX 3, People are still playing Quake, People are still playing Super Mario Bros on the NES. The list goes on honestly...
veksur yes because anyone that ever mixes up your and you're, are doing it intentionally. Isn't the point of calling someone out for missing the joke (which he didn't) is to poke fun at them because the joke is very clear? No one would look at someone mixing those up and think it's part of the joke. Nor is it part of *your* joke.
veksur "I improperly used a phrase and then tried to cover it up with the most blatant lie I could think of because I can never be wrong" and I'm not worked up either I just find joy in pointing out idiocy
Too long for his kind of runs. I love his videos tho, but Witcher 3 godmode (euphoria alchemy build) is way too long to achieve in a single video. He could make a serie, I would love to see it.
@@thatsneakyneenja2595 still you won't be able to get euphoria till endgame, which is the main skill, so it's impossible to make the build truly godly until endgame.
Oh no, I googled it and one of the first things that came up was the twitter account of some furry. Furries are a waste of oxygen and should be wiped out of existence.
@@Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce She's not a furry to my knowledge. She makes Skyrim memes & skits, and her channel mascot and star of most of those videos is a Khajiit called Skamp. It's good content, my guy. Maybe you check it out before looking like a presumptuous twat.
@@Morgan_N1DH4FF She's busy with Uni, and recently said she's kinda grown out the whole Sorenova deal. If she does return, her content will be different no doubt. Will still probably be really good though.
"Ok, we need to find out who the werewolf is..." Khajiit: "I'm a cat, it's not me :/" "Yeah you're right" (5 hours later) "It is just down to us 3, and we still don't know who the werewolf i-" **Khajiit just turning into a werewolf** "wait what"
I can’t speel cause of stupid ducking auto correct see speel and ducking I was gonna say speel god DAMNT SPELL FUCKING Jesus Christ I hate auto correct
@@torgranael simple: Step 1) Join Ralof Step 2) Take the key from the captain's body Step 3) smack his ass, letting him heal by waiting Step 4) profit until done Edit: sneak attacks charge both, just wait seven seconds between swings and you always sneak crit
This was the first video of you I ever saw and it's still my #1 but "Skyrim without walking" is a close second just for the sheer patience that it must've taken. Also, this video introduced me to Powerwolf ^^
Meanwhile in oblivion. You can't punch, cause that gives XP. You can't jump, because that gives you XP. You cannot even run. Jesus this would be impossible in oblivion.
Ah, I had no clue, I guess it just contributes to the attrubuites you can level when you level up, because even when I dont pick acrobatics, I still can level up agility a lot if I've been jumping a lot.
@@E-102_Gamma Actually I was referencing a twink build Ymfah did a long while back in DS2 that he titled "How to be OP and break Minecraft". EDIT: Can't tell if sarcasm, or...
Even though I have listened to countless Powerwolf songs at this point, and was "introduced" to them through Ymfah's videos, there is still something so special about hearing them in these montages. Must just be the cinematic excellence of each video!
"this woman is the dragonborn. She saved us all from the terrifying dragons." "Wow, she must be very experienced, huh?" "no, she is just level 1" "o.0"
How to beat Skyrim at level 1 on PC: 1.) play the game normally 2.) set your level back to 1 with the console commands before killing Alduin. 3.) Profit
Ethan how to beat Skyrim on any platform, 1) fortify restoration loop 2) make a god tier piece of heavy armor, light armor, dagger and shield 3) hire a mercenary you don’t care about 4) go to some remote place (the plains to the left of white run tend to be pretty empty) 5) give dagger to mercenary then attack until they start hitting you back (make sure you take every other weapon they have or they won’t use the dagger) 5) block every other hit with the shield, every hit will max your light, heavy and shield stats instantly 6) legendary stats and repeat 7) max level in less than 10 minutes.
@@gotticketsjr2108, there is a cap on physical resistance, poison resistance, and magic resistance. the armor rating after 567 points is irrelevant as the game doesn't want you to be able to block more than 85% of damage. I find it quite ridiculous as one can reach that cap without using the fortify restoration exploit with only steel armor (heavy) or elven armor (light).
Apparantly, there is a glitch where that undead dragon shouts, and instead of doing what it normally dose, it activates slow time, which you can use the elemental weapon buff to swing faster than light itself-
I beat it with fists except on yhorm, don't have the fucking patience. Any build that doesn't let you use storm ruler on yhorm is gonna be hell in comparison.
@@thebeatunleashed9509 nah u can do this without the vampire part , get 5 amulets of talos and do a werewolf glitch to wear them all at once and their u go XD
Yea, they ain’t separate content anymore. Unless you’re using like a Xbox 360, PS3, or a pirated copy, your digital copy of Skyrim should be special edition, which has all three extended content packs.
@@Mr_Yeet123 well, not everyone. Aela and Skjor don't. Vilkas is lithuanian for wolf and kodlak means werewolf in places like serbia and croatia, 3/5 ain't bad
Thank you Ymfah for this video. I love the video itself and even decided to do this one myself. Great guide and a really fun run. 11/10 “would meme again”
Maluco lapin i tried once... i was stuck outside sliding down because i quicksaved and i delete every other saves because it takes space and after 30-ish my xbox crashes. I couldn't land in the water so i lost my lvl 35 mage with -100% magic cost on everything and all the spells... KILL ME
Uhm... Yeah? Its not exactly weird for a cat to be a wolf who might also have a dog... Only im not because i really want to be a werewolf but its just implemented so shitly in skyrim.
im so proud to see you punching everything to oblivion, shit brings a tear to my eye
Glad you saw my Tweet! ^3^
From Skyrim to Oblivion
Punch everything to Oblivion *Flashbacks intensify*
OMG you’re that guy who made that “I learnt 3D animation just for this video.” I still laugh at that to this day
Was that a fucking pun
Imagine being a powerful dragon priest whose sole purpose is to guard the portal to Sovngarde and one day a cat just shows up and jumps into the portal before you can do anything about it.
Thumbs up.
"You're gonna have to be quicker than that."
*-YOUR TO SLOW-*
I am dying @@pwnmclovin1
i can't even... just laughing too hard!
7:29 "Esbern? Open the door. I'm a friend." said, the one fully covered in Thalmor uniform.
Gotta love that.
Try that, but being a high elf
He rightfully called bs
@@beingweirdisnormal1404 Yeah, I actually was an Altmer wearing Thalmor armor and he still opened the door for some reason (I don't even think I had to tell him about the thing Delfine tells you to say).
@@silvercandra4275 skyrim at its best.
@@beingweirdisnormal1404 On the other hand, the Thalmor weren't better... either my game just decided to break, or you can pass as a thalmor if you're an Altmer in thalmor robes
@@silvercandra4275 yeah.
This is just one of those d&d characters that are tough and grizzled warriors with a ten page backstory at level 1
Manaphy099 ymfah godmodding confirmed.
Don't call me out like this
You’re not wrong.
Hey that's just how unlike to play bro
And the player just has a coin with "20" on both sides as their only die.
Khajit : Slaps Alduin and kills him
The three legendary warriors who couldn't even injure him : *Visible Confusion*
p
Thats the power of the Falcon Pawnch
@@Shadow-lu1ov no its the power of plot armor my boy
Cats are just like that
Is a Cat. Is a Werewolf. Is a Vampire. Has a soul and blood of a dragon. Is Sonic. Is a Champion of a daedric prince. Is Level 1.
Is the legend 27
This is the best comment I've ever seen.
It just works
Zero deaths
Is the red right hand
Y'know, watching your videos has made me realize that when Todd said "It just works" we've been misinterpreting the line as "It just *works* " when it was clearly intended to be "it *just* works" - as in "It barely works"
It more or less works
It so so works
it almost positive works
It kinda works
It sort of works
I was thinking “oh he just wont level up” BUT THEN HE DIDNT GAIN ANY XP. Now i am surprise!
I mean there is something called skills at max but not leveled up by either using mods like the cheat mod for special edition and obviously pc but there is another way.......... CoNsOlE cOmMaNdS
@@Shadow-lu1ov or just letting your skills go up to 100 without collecting any perks
@@Shadow-lu1ov Your comment is equally irrelevant as your existence
@@toastedt140 Jesus Christ dude lmao
@@manlikecm364 Get absolutely dismantled my dude.
Coming back after watching through recent vids and I love the character development here.
2018 Auriel's Bow: "Some Lame Ass Stick"
2021 Auriel's Bow: "20 MM Autocannon"
A humanoid, female cat who transforms into a werewolf which is also a vampire and can breathe fire like dragons. What a story.
... Mark.
Sounds like my fursona
kinda like prequeladventure.com
Sounds Mary Sue asf
Still a character with more substance and flows than Rei from sw
Player: *dragonrend
Alduin: *waits for player to pull out lengendary magical sword
Player: *slaps
Alduin: wtf
xd
Hahahaha
"Bad dragon >:^("
*WHAP!!* THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PLAYING MY GAME
FALCON PUNCH!
Kept you waiting huh?
Detailed Text Walkthrough : www.reddit.com/r/skyrim/comments/9uevn7/a_guide_on_beating_skyrim_level_1/
Here are some of the Frequently Asked Questions.
Q: You are technically lvl 1 if you don't go to the skill tree
A: Yes. I have not been clear about this but this is more of a PoC of a 0 Exp run. Being lvl 1 was a consequence of that.
Q: Boxing gloves in riften
A: its light armor
Q: Doggo Ring in Dragonborn DLC
A: Can't buy because of exp. No merch chest to steal from. Doesn't drop when killed
Q: Marked for Death
A: I've tested this and figured you'd be better off going vamp/wolf. Maybe on legendary difficulty.
Q: Both Vamp and Wolf glitch
A: Yeah my bad didn't know until making the vid
I'll add any more faqs I find down in the comments. Any question is a good question and I read all of them.
little bit
yEAh
I don't get you
ymfah hey, you’re pretty good.
Yes. Was so excited for this!
“It's probably worth more than you are”
Vilkas’s sword > your life
Vilkas’s sword = 70 Gold
70 Gold > your life...
Damn... In Cyrodiil your life costed more...
Your money or your life !
@@bustacs2 Pay 100 gold.
Pickpocket 100 gold back.
"Take it. It worthless to me".
Your life = 100 gold = worthless = 0 gold in Cyrodiil.
It's explains why -mercenaries- bandits attacking so often
That's because their life costs 69 gold
Sentimental value
Equip the Hunter set for maximum beasthood.
Wait...
Huh?!
The kind Hunter He saaaid, EQUIP THE HUNTER SET, fOR MAXIMUM BEASTHOOOOD!
Wait, what's the hunter set?
@@christophergann9197 i cant hear shit
Level 100 guy: lmao killed alduin yesterday
Level 96 guy: hey nice bro
Level 1 ymfah: me too!
Compromised Account level 100 and 96 guy: Wait what..... how the heck did you do it
@@erikofoshee1686 I punched him into oblivion !!
Level 1 mafia boss confirmed
Wow lvl 100 and has just killed alduin xD i was like 26
Mice Plays ikr haha
"Int is just blue dex" is the wisest thing I've heard all year.
Alas, that is true
I have to say, he has a lot of charisma.
That's 4 stats mentioned...
If Int is blue Dex, does that make Faith yellow Strength? \[T]/
@@TheReclaimer1321 that would imply faith is viable
@@TheReclaimer1321 if Int is blue Dex, and Faith is yellow Strength, then what does that make Luck?
Imagine how trippy it’d be to read an elder scroll atop the throat of the world only to black out and find yourself in a post apocalyptic wasteland several thousand years later.
Wym 😂 u black out in skyrim and wake up at fallout?*
Elder scrolls is actually set in the future of Fallout
@@ironsolace5647
Not true at all that is just fan theories and speculation.
@@ironsolace5647 thats just some fanfiction. it wouldn't make any sense whatsoever.
Ooof
person a: "hey, do you know Skyrim?"
person b: "... oh, the bowls and buckets game?"
Funny
@@mikoaj9598 but true
u mean that wall hacks and gravity ingnoring game yeah ik that game
@@Arvel_The_Swit the elder buckets
Person b aka ymfah and every speedrunner
2:33 *ymfah just got the best quest in the game*
I killed Nazeem before I even knew that quest existed.
@@rosheafan I hope I get that quest. Once I rough him up and get what I need from him though, he's going into a black soul gem
@@patheronaetherson2860 Ah I get it... a black soul gem... because he's fucking bl
If you're ever going to do this on Legendary, remember this.
Void salt + greater soul gem + orichalcum ore/ingot + broom at the Atronach Forge = Staff of the Storm Atronach. Doesn't give you any experience, easy to obtain materials and plenty of use. Created 4 of them within 5 minutes.
Edit: After actually doing this run on legendary, you can use the bloodskal blade's special attack, the sword itself gives experience, the blade beam however does not. Combine it with vegetable soup, which are of course easy to make and also don't give experience, you have an infinite source of ranged attacks and far better than the vampire transformation.
Extra info, ultimate attack, secret of arcana + wabbajack & skull of corruption, you can also use secret of arcana to easily harvest dreams. You can kill frost giants in 15-20 seconds with that combo on legendary difficulty.
Edit2: Thought i was done, but decided to go back to my old save to see if it is possible to kill Karstaag on Legendary difficulty in a true level 1 challenge... it's possible and it is piss easy. All you need is about 200 scrolls of fireball, i believe you can find a few of them in the black books. With the whiterun gate duplication trick you can get that amount pretty easily. Then all you need is ahzidal's dragon priest mask for a 25% boost and 1 or 2 potions of destruction for a 20% boost, if you're lucky you might find a draught for 30%. Go to Karstaag and start the event, there is a section of the wall which is incredibly easy to climb, he won't hit you so you won't gain exp from the helm, it stand out with a few easy to jump rocks. He can't hit you there, he won't notice you and you can shoot at him. Use the potion, equip the helm and double wield the scrolls, i even used the double wabbajack (yes i duped one with the whiterun gate duplication trick) + secret of arcana attack to deal some pretty good damage to him beforehand. Takes about a minute to kill him.
Small update, a few hours later with some preperation and a tactic i activated the Ebony warrior quest through the console commands to see if it's possible to defeat him in this challenge on legendary. Somewhat more difficult than Karstaag... a lot more difficult, but some carefully activated ethereal shouts to block his shouts, a lot of evading his arrows, fireball scrolls and even a very lucky unrelenting force which dropped his hp from around 60% to 5% due to fall damage, i killed him with a few fireball scrolls after that while he was trying to get up. It was quite the challenge, but one i would love to do once more if i ever do this challenge again.
----------
I have created a guide for this on steam if anyone wants to get all the cheese tactics inspired by this video, if anyone else would like to try it out, legendary edition, not special, but i guess i could upload it there as well.
Frost Giants?
@@Momlovebabycharline Yeah, frost giants, you can find a bunch in the forgotten valley, they do not respawn i believe. They are the dudes who drop the paragons.
But you need 100 conjure first right?
@saint lucifer you only need the orb to obtain daedric stuff. atronach stuff is perfectly fine if you have the items.
well what is the guide name? oh I found it :)
Who would win:
A super powerful Vampire who if left alone could bring ruin to the entire world
Or
A Cat that barks
Obviously a Cat that barks
Khajiit: *Woof*
Harkon: *grand mal seizure*
the cat
Chad Vampire Lord vs one furry lass
your speech is 100 right now
Any Skyrim video with Khajit as a player's character is bound to be funny.
what why
Hold my beer.
Or argonian
**Autism cat intensifies**
**SORENOVA INTENSIFIES**
Except the player is Maiq THE LIAR
I literally forgot what I was watching halfway through. I am ashamed to say I enjoyed it all the same.
Why would you be ashamed
Professor Zoidberg he should be honored to watch this
I have watched this like twenty times, now, and it keeps getting better every time. Not just the strat, but the presentation - the music, the sounds, the way you put it all together. You, sir, are The Bomb.
GET DOWN!!!!!!
You know what is crazy? TES: Skyrim is such an old game. And yet, people are still making videos about it. People are still playing it. Insane and awesome at the same time.
So as Morrowind and Oblivion :D
Its as old as Dark Souls one
And people still plays Jojo Heritage for the future
People are still playing Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory, People are still playing SSX 3, People are still playing Quake, People are still playing Super Mario Bros on the NES. The list goes on honestly...
@@Ozzianman Great exemples dude
Thank you, ymfah very cool.
Don't forget to buy the SL 1 Special Edition of Skyrim
@veksur you're*
veksur that's not misunderstanding your joke, that's correcting improper grammar, but okay.
veksur yes because anyone that ever mixes up your and you're, are doing it intentionally. Isn't the point of calling someone out for missing the joke (which he didn't) is to poke fun at them because the joke is very clear? No one would look at someone mixing those up and think it's part of the joke. Nor is it part of *your* joke.
veksur "I improperly used a phrase and then tried to cover it up with the most blatant lie I could think of because I can never be wrong" and I'm not worked up either I just find joy in pointing out idiocy
13:36 - PRAISE THE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
Finisci pure nei video esteri ahah
THE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
IL SOLEEEEEEEEHHHH
Gimme the source pls
Respect earned on the inter dimensional level
God entered the chat
12:46
The dragon's look of confusion is gold.
*how to be op and break The Witcher 3*
Make it happen daddy ymfah
Too long for his kind of runs. I love his videos tho, but Witcher 3 godmode (euphoria alchemy build) is way too long to achieve in a single video. He could make a serie, I would love to see it.
@@lorenzo1479 nothing is impossible for this man
Just get to lvl 20 or so and then respec to alchemy. You end up being able to use like 4 decoctions at once.
@@thatsneakyneenja2595 still you won't be able to get euphoria till endgame, which is the main skill, so it's impossible to make the build truly godly until endgame.
Critical light build
This guy didn't get enough likes for how much work he did to make this video
Walter Clark IV but he got 3/5 of a million views in a week
>Calling your Khajiit "Sorenova"
I'm proud
Me too. This is beautiful. I'm sure sorenova would be proud too
I don't get it. Please explain?
Oh no, I googled it and one of the first things that came up was the twitter account of some furry. Furries are a waste of oxygen and should be wiped out of existence.
@@Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce She's not a furry to my knowledge. She makes Skyrim memes & skits, and her channel mascot and star of most of those videos is a Khajiit called Skamp.
It's good content, my guy. Maybe you check it out before looking like a presumptuous twat.
@@Morgan_N1DH4FF She's busy with Uni, and recently said she's kinda grown out the whole Sorenova deal. If she does return, her content will be different no doubt.
Will still probably be really good though.
"Ok, we need to find out who the werewolf is..."
Khajiit: "I'm a cat, it's not me :/"
"Yeah you're right"
(5 hours later)
"It is just down to us 3, and we still don't know who the werewolf i-"
**Khajiit just turning into a werewolf**
"wait what"
This summaries a lot of rounds of werewolf I've played on the gaming app..
Everyone sayings it’s the Kahjhit but then someone else says she’s a cat wtf you mean 1 second later cat turns to werewoof11111 eeveryone WtF
I can’t speel cause of stupid ducking auto correct see speel and ducking I was gonna say speel god DAMNT SPELL FUCKING Jesus Christ I hate auto correct
@@Shadow-lu1ov Autocorrect is meant to correct your spelling, not ruin it-
@@hazeltree7738 no, werewoof11111, that’s correct.
1:50 "Jarl Ballin", I see you're a man of culture.
muhammad lee D old days of machinima. Only few remember the gamer poops.
Jarll ballin is my favorite supreme god
Who would win.
A fearsome world eating dragon.
One furry boi.
@Łukasz Wiśniewski I see you speak as one who knows the eldritch truths...
We fuzzy bois are truly cursed.
One furry level 1 boi
@Łukasz Wiśniewski We are born of the fur, made men by the fur, and...we die, by the fur.
@Łukasz Wiśniewski Jesus this is turning into some furry Bloodborne RP
I didn't know that existed, lol.
@Łukasz Wiśniewski Ah fuck, I haven't played DS3 yet.
ymfah: *Quicksaves*
Heimskr: *gulp*
Quack
Gamer Duck
There can only be one, fite me m8
Hahahaha
"Oh, it's just a space duck...such majestic creatures."
Literally any gamer: quicksaves
The NPC’s nearby: *sweating noises*
Quack
“In fact, how do you even deal damage? Fists... I want to die.” The most perfect quote.
undertale, sorenova, zelda, jontron, and skyrim all in one video.
you, sir, have created a masterpiece.
And the i cant get up, michael rosen
Bloodborne? :)
Don't forget a limmy clip
Also Dark Souls
Powerwolf bois turn up
This video is longer than the time time I spent at level 1
Everyone knows you're supposed to power level sneak to 100 while you're crouching in front of the bear at Helgen.
@@cyancyborg1477 I usually don't go up that far. I do level sneak up a decent amount there though.
One handed and sneak become level 100 before i even leave helgen...i think i have a problem.
@@matthewsimon6170 One handed? How?
@@torgranael simple:
Step 1) Join Ralof
Step 2) Take the key from the captain's body
Step 3) smack his ass, letting him heal by waiting
Step 4) profit until done
Edit: sneak attacks charge both, just wait seven seconds between swings and you always sneak crit
19:23 i love the ,,Neloth's New Apprentice" reference.
Yesss
Im upset more people havent commented about it, it made me laugh when I first saw it.
I just discovered it and I am so glad I did 😂
This was the first video of you I ever saw and it's still my #1 but "Skyrim without walking" is a close second just for the sheer patience that it must've taken.
Also, this video introduced me to Powerwolf ^^
Welcome to the powerwolf cult. I know this is a year late. But i dont care.
So the real challenge is not beating the game on lvl1 but not leveling up at all. Gj Skyrim
I loved every minute of this
Exalted Madness same except for the parts where he talked
Meanwhile in oblivion.
You can't punch, cause that gives XP.
You can't jump, because that gives you XP.
You cannot even run.
Jesus this would be impossible in oblivion.
Ah, I had no clue, I guess it just contributes to the attrubuites you can level when you level up, because even when I dont pick acrobatics, I still can level up agility a lot if I've been jumping a lot.
Just don't sleep
You have to sleep to level up
and you can also do a paintbrush glitch to complete the game before even starting any of the other quests
i mean penis
chesse mchesse penis
OddJaguar15 It’s possible to beat Oblivion at level 1
Just don’t sleep. Don’t sleep don’t level up.
Problem solved.
8:49 is the most literal representation of watching the world end as you do side quests
By the Nine Divines, a level 1 cat!
working as intended
It just works
👏👏
Thats how mafia works
IS THIS A KING CRIMSON REFERENCE?
Who would win:
Son of Akatosh, eater of worlds.
Some punchy boi.
10 bucks on "some punchy boy"
OMG!! did you just assume their gender?
Humanoid enemy
Extremely hihg tower
‘Bonetrousle starts playing’
You can enter Riften from Black-Briar meadery, the back door is at the docks.
@@piazzaM wtf
*doyougettotheclouddistrictveryoften*
What am I saying? Of course you don’t.
Do you have anything even remotely fresh?
FECKING EGG well... I do have alduin’s scales (mod) and 25 dragon souls and almost all 9 dragon priest masks
Sansmans4. Exe ohwhatamisayingoffcourse
youdont
yes
Still waiting for the 'How to be OP and break Minecraft' guide.
Same over here fam
Maybe some day old friend... maybe some day.
Sounds like it'd be boring. Enchanting is kind of grindy and arduous.
@@E-102_Gamma Actually I was referencing a twink build Ymfah did a long while back in DS2 that he titled "How to be OP and break Minecraft".
EDIT: Can't tell if sarcasm, or...
@@Watcher_Snek Oh, yeah! I forgot about that! :o
You're missing a dlc boss... You forgot about the true final boss of Hearthfire, Responsible Fiscal Management!
Onion Golem Where’s lord tusk?
Onion Golem you’re killing me! 😆
Even though I have listened to countless Powerwolf songs at this point, and was "introduced" to them through Ymfah's videos, there is still something so special about hearing them in these montages. Must just be the cinematic excellence of each video!
"this woman is the dragonborn. She saved us all from the terrifying dragons."
"Wow, she must be very experienced, huh?"
"no, she is just level 1"
"o.0"
She never even picked up a sword.
Sounds like some Anime Plot
@@MrJoBilly I'm afraid to level up, so I beat the game with my fist!
When asked why she fought alduin unarmed, she answered
“I have a crippling fear of sharp objects”
@@elestatic904 *realizes that she has sharp claws* AAAAAHHHHHHHH
I kept getting this video in my recommendation and was like "gtfo with that clickbait stuff" but after watching it I'm impressed xD
+1 sub
im pretty sure its iether edited or he used command codes to do it
Nah. only legit methods.
@@georgeheller8198 nope completely legit. Just using broken in game mechanics because you know Bethesda glitches and what not
@@georgeheller8198 why don't you try yourself? Or see other people who have done it if you really want to know the truth
Thomas Thorso no need to be do salty over someone who didn't know it was legit
Edti - Dickhead
How to beat Skyrim at level 1 on PC:
1.) play the game normally
2.) set your level back to 1 with the console commands before killing Alduin.
3.) Profit
Blunts n Bonfires you probably did, lmao. I comment on too many videos
Proofs?
Ethan how to beat Skyrim on any platform,
1) fortify restoration loop
2) make a god tier piece of heavy armor, light armor, dagger and shield
3) hire a mercenary you don’t care about
4) go to some remote place (the plains to the left of white run tend to be pretty empty)
5) give dagger to mercenary then attack until they start hitting you back (make sure you take every other weapon they have or they won’t use the dagger)
5) block every other hit with the shield, every hit will max your light, heavy and shield stats instantly
6) legendary stats and repeat
7) max level in less than 10 minutes.
Okay, this is an epic PC gamer moment right here
@@gotticketsjr2108, there is a cap on physical resistance, poison resistance, and magic resistance. the armor rating after 567 points is irrelevant as the game doesn't want you to be able to block more than 85% of damage. I find it quite ridiculous as one can reach that cap without using the fortify restoration exploit with only steel armor (heavy) or elven armor (light).
I think "beating Skyrim level 1" is the hardest challenge you've ever done, even more than "zero equip load". Seriously very well done bro.
With 'no walking' his runs just get nuttier and nuttier
“Nothing wrong with munching on some potatoes.”
*Proceeds to eat bread*
im totally not a todd howard, please buy my next edition of skyrim again
Nazeem earrape made me laugh way harder than it should've.
d o y o u g e t t o t h e c l o u d d i s t r i c t v e r y o f t e n ?
o h w h a t a m i s a y i n g o f c o u r s e y o u d o n ’ t
v e r y s u c e s s f u l b u s I n e s s o b v I o u s l y .
@@thenamesgames6393 i ' l l h a v e y o u k n o w t h e r e ' s n o P U S S I E E E E E E
Love your profile pic my dude
ymfah: I am allowed to deal damage only with my fists
staffs: *are we a joke to you?*
Infinite shout build: *Am I a joke to you?*
... *YES*
Most staves give experience, so... yes.
@@DragonWinter36 there's staves in the game?
Edit: you meant magic staffs didn't you lol
@@Mothlord03 yes, what sort of staff were you thinking of?
@@DragonWinter36 well with the og comment I thought of like, staffs for hitting, and thought of staves as sharp spears
My favourite part was negotiating the truce while wearing THALMOR robes.
Thank you ymfah, very cool
Anime pfp?
Yes, I’m one of those people...
Look like *CAPITALISM*
@@everythingisfine8635
Yes.
I see you are an experienced memer.
He is a man of true culture
"Int is just blue dex"
Ah, always so good to meet a fellow man is culture.
23:33 was on another tab and thought he said "wrap a dragon in my pants"
god damn it thats the only thing i hear now
i have to thank you for that, i would have went living without ever hearing this gold had it not been for you.
You mean he said something else?
1:50 "Talk to Jarl Ballin"
Oh god you're right
Do you get to the Cloud District very often?
Yes Indeed what am I saying, of course you don’t
Travis McSwain-Shaw I’ll have you know there’s no PUSSSYYY
Apparantly, there is a glitch where that undead dragon shouts, and instead of doing what it normally dose, it activates slow time, which you can use the elemental weapon buff to swing faster than light itself-
the quests itself giving you experiences but the actions you make during them is a design choice I really like
DS3 fist only run when?
He beated yhorm and gave up on life after thar
Sl1 fists)
I beat it with fists except on yhorm, don't have the fucking patience. Any build that doesn't let you use storm ruler on yhorm is gonna be hell in comparison.
yo this isn't zerolenny
You suicidal mate
This is the content I’ve been looking for my whole life.
Please do more Skyrim! You’re an artist!
from this point onwards anyone who plays skyrim any other way is a filthy casual scrub that needs to git gud
I guarantee you there is at least one person who has played this game with absolutely no buffs or throwing a single punch.
@@stefanm.734 pacifist run XD
But WW is one of the most op things to use in the game.
I don't have any of the DLCs sadly so the casual life for me.
@@thebeatunleashed9509 nah u can do this without the vampire part , get 5 amulets of talos and do a werewolf glitch to wear them all at once and their u go XD
He didn't just beat Skyrim he beat the dlcs as well
I mean, TECHNICALLY speaking they’re not dlcs anymore as they’re part of the base game*
*of the special edition at least
Yea, they ain’t separate content anymore. Unless you’re using like a Xbox 360, PS3, or a pirated copy, your digital copy of Skyrim should be special edition, which has all three extended content packs.
I love how he says "furry time" when he's playing as a cat person.
Well of course
*Double furry*
*cries in Argonian*
@@snek9320 that would be a scalie
@@cactusowo1835 Ik
Look at my pfp lol
Only Ymfah hates life enough to dig through an whole fortress with a wooden bowl.
Fun fact: Farkas in hungarian means Wolf... 😊 😊
Zalán Fazekas
All the circle members have names that mean wolf
@@Mr_Yeet123 well, not everyone. Aela and Skjor don't. Vilkas is lithuanian for wolf and kodlak means werewolf in places like serbia and croatia, 3/5 ain't bad
Yes I wanted to tell everybody too but i'm basically invisible so it doesn't matter but yeh it does
1:18 there you go, look around, there should be plenty of GELJH
Wtf
Dude you're such an amazing editor I've watched a ton of your Dark Souls meme-throughs aswell. Keep up the great work!
Im living for all your perfectly placed Todd Howard references whenever you break the game
TWENTY EIGHT MINUTES? Oh god yes.
27:59 analfabet
TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS
Not only have you taught me so many awesome tricks that I use in regular playthroughs, but you also introduced me to the awesomeness of Powerwolf.
Wait how did you have the master key if you chose firebombs as starting gift
?
Wrong video
@@jackhazardous4008 it's a joke
r/woooosh
@@williamheil-heintz1547 I'm aware
do only stolen stuff to beat the game (without vampire/werewolves) nothing given can be used
Would be a fun contrast to the "Thieves Guild But No Stealing" video.
Liam Anderson oh you poor thing, I play a stealth character, nothing I use is given to me
@@tdmc6428 Is it all necessarily *stolen,* or is some of it *looted?*
I suggest you go watch MajorSlacks pure thief build. He does pretty much what you're suggesting here
2 ez
The amount of effort you poured into this makes me cry amazing!
19:24 : Ah,I see you're a man of culture as well.
"talk to Jarl Ballin".
_The mans14y3r is strong in this one!_
i don't know why papyrus' song being played by clarinets really fiddles my violin
Bro why did I enjoy this so much xddd just reading the text made me laugh so much!! This is so well made.. AND ITS 28MINUTES
thanks for making me realise this is 28 minutes
Editing was top notch, the humor was awesome.
Very hecking good content.
Nice dedication to the challenge as well!
Thank you Ymfah for this video. I love the video itself and even decided to do this one myself. Great guide and a really fun run. 11/10 “would meme again”
Now, what would we do with this information
Finish skyrim at level 1
Do the run ourselves, it's actually kinda fun to work through the in-between stuff not covered in the vid.
Dude Powerwolf along with Skyrim? A godsend I didn’t know I needed in my life
Ni9ht Play "Blessed and Possessed" while fighting Lord Harkon. It fits the fight perfectly.
I must have watched this video around 5 times already. I remember nothing but the 10/10 editing and music
there is a faster way to go down the academy : jump into the water from a window near the hyposcole's entry.
Beware : jump in the water !
or just become ethereal
ethereal 4 lyfe
Maluco lapin i tried once... i was stuck outside sliding down because i quicksaved and i delete every other saves because it takes space and after 30-ish my xbox crashes. I couldn't land in the water so i lost my lvl 35 mage with -100% magic cost on everything and all the spells... KILL ME
A cat that become a werewolf
Noice
people said you cant cross a dog with cat. they were(wolf) wrong
Furry squared
Probably is there already a werecat mod, mods is life
Uhm... Yeah? Its not exactly weird for a cat to be a wolf who might also have a dog... Only im not because i really want to be a werewolf but its just implemented so shitly in skyrim.
Sooo many good memes in this video!
You just got a new subscriber bro.
I swear this channel had the most funniest and most entertaining content I really am a fan now. A d I feel like playing skyrim again😢
“Sorenova”
Ah a fellow man of culture I see
Angelo Abbatiello haven’t heard that name in years
You cannot withstand even a single blast of my Omega beam...
*punch*
Curse you, dragonborn.
Todd: "skyrim is a large game with an expansive and in depth leveling system"
ymfah: "so anyway heres how to beat skyrim without leveling"
*able to get thru anything*
this proves cats are liquid.