How to Beat Skyrim Level 1

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  • @Sorenova
    @Sorenova 6 років тому +22698

    im so proud to see you punching everything to oblivion, shit brings a tear to my eye

    • @DerrylHopkins
      @DerrylHopkins 6 років тому +133

      Glad you saw my Tweet! ^3^

    • @RustyRat
      @RustyRat 6 років тому +374

      From Skyrim to Oblivion

    • @thecheese1120
      @thecheese1120 6 років тому +139

      Punch everything to Oblivion *Flashbacks intensify*

    • @maui4564
      @maui4564 6 років тому +106

      OMG you’re that guy who made that “I learnt 3D animation just for this video.” I still laugh at that to this day

    • @doot3050
      @doot3050 6 років тому +16

      Was that a fucking pun

  • @rubenlarochelle1881
    @rubenlarochelle1881 4 роки тому +3611

    7:29 "Esbern? Open the door. I'm a friend." said, the one fully covered in Thalmor uniform.
    Gotta love that.

    • @beingweirdisnormal1404
      @beingweirdisnormal1404 4 роки тому +203

      Try that, but being a high elf
      He rightfully called bs

    • @silvercandra4275
      @silvercandra4275 4 роки тому +168

      @@beingweirdisnormal1404 Yeah, I actually was an Altmer wearing Thalmor armor and he still opened the door for some reason (I don't even think I had to tell him about the thing Delfine tells you to say).

    • @beingweirdisnormal1404
      @beingweirdisnormal1404 4 роки тому +122

      @@silvercandra4275 skyrim at its best.

    • @silvercandra4275
      @silvercandra4275 4 роки тому +54

      @@beingweirdisnormal1404 On the other hand, the Thalmor weren't better... either my game just decided to break, or you can pass as a thalmor if you're an Altmer in thalmor robes

    • @beingweirdisnormal1404
      @beingweirdisnormal1404 4 роки тому +5

      @@silvercandra4275 yeah.

  • @requiemzer0474
    @requiemzer0474 6 років тому +12869

    Imagine being a powerful dragon priest whose sole purpose is to guard the portal to Sovngarde and one day a cat just shows up and jumps into the portal before you can do anything about it.

  • @manaphy0993
    @manaphy0993 5 років тому +8099

    This is just one of those d&d characters that are tough and grizzled warriors with a ten page backstory at level 1

    • @whyisblue923taken
      @whyisblue923taken 4 роки тому +201

      Manaphy099 ymfah godmodding confirmed.

    • @Shayhammowolf
      @Shayhammowolf 4 роки тому +338

      Don't call me out like this

    • @Sparkle8205
      @Sparkle8205 4 роки тому +44

      You’re not wrong.

    • @rimworld64
      @rimworld64 4 роки тому +18

      Hey that's just how unlike to play bro

    • @haalfnhaalf
      @haalfnhaalf 4 роки тому +126

      And the player just has a coin with "20" on both sides as their only die.

  • @bigmonkey787
    @bigmonkey787 6 років тому +5939

    Is a Cat. Is a Werewolf. Is a Vampire. Has a soul and blood of a dragon. Is Sonic. Is a Champion of a daedric prince. Is Level 1.

  • @LuciferStarr
    @LuciferStarr 5 років тому +7245

    Y'know, watching your videos has made me realize that when Todd said "It just works" we've been misinterpreting the line as "It just *works* " when it was clearly intended to be "it *just* works" - as in "It barely works"

  • @Mr_Beebird
    @Mr_Beebird 6 років тому +2979

    A humanoid, female cat who transforms into a werewolf which is also a vampire and can breathe fire like dragons. What a story.

    • @Win32Neptunia
      @Win32Neptunia 6 років тому +87

      ... Mark.

    • @hokage1997
      @hokage1997 6 років тому +97

      Sounds like my fursona

    • @sernikb
      @sernikb 6 років тому +8

      kinda like prequeladventure.com

    • @willbe3043
      @willbe3043 6 років тому +37

      Sounds Mary Sue asf

    • @somekindofdude1130
      @somekindofdude1130 6 років тому +50

      Still a character with more substance and flows than Rei from sw

  • @lagoz4762
    @lagoz4762 5 років тому +2000

    Khajit : Slaps Alduin and kills him
    The three legendary warriors who couldn't even injure him : *Visible Confusion*

  • @abyschaaf6985
    @abyschaaf6985 5 років тому +5180

    Player: *dragonrend
    Alduin: *waits for player to pull out lengendary magical sword
    Player: *slaps
    Alduin: wtf

  • @Otzdarva
    @Otzdarva 6 років тому +6483

    Equip the Hunter set for maximum beasthood.

  • @capital_tm
    @capital_tm 3 роки тому +485

    Coming back after watching through recent vids and I love the character development here.
    2018 Auriel's Bow: "Some Lame Ass Stick"
    2021 Auriel's Bow: "20 MM Autocannon"

  • @ShatteredDream-ww2hp
    @ShatteredDream-ww2hp 4 роки тому +1364

    “It's probably worth more than you are”
    Vilkas’s sword > your life
    Vilkas’s sword = 70 Gold
    70 Gold > your life...
    Damn... In Cyrodiil your life costed more...

    • @bustacs2
      @bustacs2 4 роки тому +30

      Your money or your life !

    • @Тяфтель-в8с
      @Тяфтель-в8с 4 роки тому +198

      @@bustacs2 Pay 100 gold.
      Pickpocket 100 gold back.
      "Take it. It worthless to me".
      Your life = 100 gold = worthless = 0 gold in Cyrodiil.

    • @ОннокорОктябрь
      @ОннокорОктябрь 3 роки тому +22

      It's explains why -mercenaries- bandits attacking so often

    • @LenaVoices
      @LenaVoices 3 роки тому +20

      That's because their life costs 69 gold

    • @scoutymcscoutface2957
      @scoutymcscoutface2957 3 роки тому +6

      Sentimental value

  • @evai5318
    @evai5318 6 років тому +4290

    Level 100 guy: lmao killed alduin yesterday
    Level 96 guy: hey nice bro
    Level 1 ymfah: me too!

    • @erikofoshee1686
      @erikofoshee1686 5 років тому +74

      Compromised Account level 100 and 96 guy: Wait what..... how the heck did you do it

    • @lolcall5295
      @lolcall5295 5 років тому +80

      @@erikofoshee1686 I punched him into oblivion !!

    • @yourdaddy2004
      @yourdaddy2004 5 років тому +133

      Level 1 mafia boss confirmed

    • @benz1193
      @benz1193 5 років тому +63

      Wow lvl 100 and has just killed alduin xD i was like 26

    • @Corrrrrupt
      @Corrrrrupt 5 років тому +3

      Mice Plays ikr haha

  • @Verrisin
    @Verrisin 5 років тому +2509

    person a: "hey, do you know Skyrim?"
    person b: "... oh, the bowls and buckets game?"

  • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
    @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 5 років тому +1018

    "Int is just blue dex" is the wisest thing I've heard all year.

    • @silentxwxlf
      @silentxwxlf 4 роки тому +6

      Alas, that is true

    • @rosheafan
      @rosheafan 4 роки тому +18

      I have to say, he has a lot of charisma.
      That's 4 stats mentioned...

    • @TheReclaimer1321
      @TheReclaimer1321 4 роки тому +33

      If Int is blue Dex, does that make Faith yellow Strength? \[T]/

    • @guy8269
      @guy8269 4 роки тому +63

      @@TheReclaimer1321 that would imply faith is viable

    • @AndrewBrownK
      @AndrewBrownK 4 роки тому +1

      @@TheReclaimer1321 if Int is blue Dex, and Faith is yellow Strength, then what does that make Luck?

  • @ymfah
    @ymfah  6 років тому +809

    Kept you waiting huh?
    Detailed Text Walkthrough : www.reddit.com/r/skyrim/comments/9uevn7/a_guide_on_beating_skyrim_level_1/
    Here are some of the Frequently Asked Questions.
    Q: You are technically lvl 1 if you don't go to the skill tree
    A: Yes. I have not been clear about this but this is more of a PoC of a 0 Exp run. Being lvl 1 was a consequence of that.
    Q: Boxing gloves in riften
    A: its light armor
    Q: Doggo Ring in Dragonborn DLC
    A: Can't buy because of exp. No merch chest to steal from. Doesn't drop when killed
    Q: Marked for Death
    A: I've tested this and figured you'd be better off going vamp/wolf. Maybe on legendary difficulty.
    Q: Both Vamp and Wolf glitch
    A: Yeah my bad didn't know until making the vid
    I'll add any more faqs I find down in the comments. Any question is a good question and I read all of them.

  • @markuscaesar670
    @markuscaesar670 5 років тому +4746

    Who would win:
    A super powerful Vampire who if left alone could bring ruin to the entire world
    Or
    A Cat that barks

  • @thatspyisaspy9102
    @thatspyisaspy9102 6 років тому +849

    Imagine how trippy it’d be to read an elder scroll atop the throat of the world only to black out and find yourself in a post apocalyptic wasteland several thousand years later.

    • @Bemps02
      @Bemps02 6 років тому +50

      Wym 😂 u black out in skyrim and wake up at fallout?*

    • @ironsolace5647
      @ironsolace5647 6 років тому +10

      Elder scrolls is actually set in the future of Fallout

    • @DhonJoe
      @DhonJoe 6 років тому +33

      @@ironsolace5647
      Not true at all that is just fan theories and speculation.

    • @brinkipinki
      @brinkipinki 6 років тому +23

      @@ironsolace5647 thats just some fanfiction. it wouldn't make any sense whatsoever.

    • @Calilou52
      @Calilou52 6 років тому

      Ooof

  • @Patrick_The_Pure
    @Patrick_The_Pure 5 років тому +1097

    If you're ever going to do this on Legendary, remember this.
    Void salt + greater soul gem + orichalcum ore/ingot + broom at the Atronach Forge = Staff of the Storm Atronach. Doesn't give you any experience, easy to obtain materials and plenty of use. Created 4 of them within 5 minutes.
    Edit: After actually doing this run on legendary, you can use the bloodskal blade's special attack, the sword itself gives experience, the blade beam however does not. Combine it with vegetable soup, which are of course easy to make and also don't give experience, you have an infinite source of ranged attacks and far better than the vampire transformation.
    Extra info, ultimate attack, secret of arcana + wabbajack & skull of corruption, you can also use secret of arcana to easily harvest dreams. You can kill frost giants in 15-20 seconds with that combo on legendary difficulty.
    Edit2: Thought i was done, but decided to go back to my old save to see if it is possible to kill Karstaag on Legendary difficulty in a true level 1 challenge... it's possible and it is piss easy. All you need is about 200 scrolls of fireball, i believe you can find a few of them in the black books. With the whiterun gate duplication trick you can get that amount pretty easily. Then all you need is ahzidal's dragon priest mask for a 25% boost and 1 or 2 potions of destruction for a 20% boost, if you're lucky you might find a draught for 30%. Go to Karstaag and start the event, there is a section of the wall which is incredibly easy to climb, he won't hit you so you won't gain exp from the helm, it stand out with a few easy to jump rocks. He can't hit you there, he won't notice you and you can shoot at him. Use the potion, equip the helm and double wield the scrolls, i even used the double wabbajack (yes i duped one with the whiterun gate duplication trick) + secret of arcana attack to deal some pretty good damage to him beforehand. Takes about a minute to kill him.
    Small update, a few hours later with some preperation and a tactic i activated the Ebony warrior quest through the console commands to see if it's possible to defeat him in this challenge on legendary. Somewhat more difficult than Karstaag... a lot more difficult, but some carefully activated ethereal shouts to block his shouts, a lot of evading his arrows, fireball scrolls and even a very lucky unrelenting force which dropped his hp from around 60% to 5% due to fall damage, i killed him with a few fireball scrolls after that while he was trying to get up. It was quite the challenge, but one i would love to do once more if i ever do this challenge again.
    ----------
    I have created a guide for this on steam if anyone wants to get all the cheese tactics inspired by this video, if anyone else would like to try it out, legendary edition, not special, but i guess i could upload it there as well.

    • @Momlovebabycharline
      @Momlovebabycharline 5 років тому +2

      Frost Giants?

    • @Patrick_The_Pure
      @Patrick_The_Pure 5 років тому +22

      @@Momlovebabycharline Yeah, frost giants, you can find a bunch in the forgotten valley, they do not respawn i believe. They are the dudes who drop the paragons.

    • @saintlucifer3433
      @saintlucifer3433 5 років тому +2

      But you need 100 conjure first right?

    • @pyromasteralex
      @pyromasteralex 5 років тому +12

      @saint lucifer you only need the orb to obtain daedric stuff. atronach stuff is perfectly fine if you have the items.

    • @JG-fj6xq
      @JG-fj6xq 5 років тому +2

      well what is the guide name? oh I found it :)

  • @thepruld
    @thepruld 6 років тому +1319

    13:36 - PRAISE THE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

    • @smartino98
      @smartino98 6 років тому +10

      Finisci pure nei video esteri ahah

    • @mr.boy64
      @mr.boy64 6 років тому +5

      THE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
      IL SOLEEEEEEEEHHHH

    • @goopmcwoop4007
      @goopmcwoop4007 5 років тому +1

      Gimme the source pls

    • @soulful5606
      @soulful5606 5 років тому +2

      Respect earned on the inter dimensional level

    • @travorviker6902
      @travorviker6902 5 років тому

      God entered the chat

  • @Antorion
    @Antorion 5 років тому +540

    2:33 *ymfah just got the best quest in the game*

    • @rosheafan
      @rosheafan 4 роки тому +41

      I killed Nazeem before I even knew that quest existed.

    • @patheronaetherson2860
      @patheronaetherson2860 4 роки тому +28

      @@rosheafan I hope I get that quest. Once I rough him up and get what I need from him though, he's going into a black soul gem

    • @JohnSmith-fq3rg
      @JohnSmith-fq3rg 2 роки тому +1

      @@patheronaetherson2860 Ah I get it... a black soul gem... because he's fucking bl

  • @Xaa1962
    @Xaa1962 5 років тому +598

    I have watched this like twenty times, now, and it keeps getting better every time. Not just the strat, but the presentation - the music, the sounds, the way you put it all together. You, sir, are The Bomb.

  • @JamesHock
    @JamesHock 3 роки тому +90

    12:46
    The dragon's look of confusion is gold.

  • @probe-f3568
    @probe-f3568 6 років тому +682

    Any Skyrim video with Khajit as a player's character is bound to be funny.

  • @craycho9899
    @craycho9899 6 років тому +695

    I literally forgot what I was watching halfway through. I am ashamed to say I enjoyed it all the same.

    • @tarpnarp
      @tarpnarp 6 років тому +9

      Why would you be ashamed

    • @rel3979
      @rel3979 6 років тому +5

      Professor Zoidberg he should be honored to watch this

  • @Chili0xFF
    @Chili0xFF 6 років тому +507

    You know what is crazy? TES: Skyrim is such an old game. And yet, people are still making videos about it. People are still playing it. Insane and awesome at the same time.

    • @1gniel
      @1gniel 6 років тому +19

      So as Morrowind and Oblivion :D

    • @user-gd1no3gf6d
      @user-gd1no3gf6d 5 років тому +11

      Its as old as Dark Souls one

    • @user-gd1no3gf6d
      @user-gd1no3gf6d 5 років тому

      And people still plays Jojo Heritage for the future

    • @Ozzianman
      @Ozzianman 5 років тому +23

      People are still playing Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory, People are still playing SSX 3, People are still playing Quake, People are still playing Super Mario Bros on the NES. The list goes on honestly...

    • @user-gd1no3gf6d
      @user-gd1no3gf6d 5 років тому +1

      @@Ozzianman Great exemples dude

  • @veziusthethird
    @veziusthethird 5 років тому +678

    "Ok, we need to find out who the werewolf is..."
    Khajiit: "I'm a cat, it's not me :/"
    "Yeah you're right"
    (5 hours later)
    "It is just down to us 3, and we still don't know who the werewolf i-"
    **Khajiit just turning into a werewolf**
    "wait what"

    • @blazerheata6479
      @blazerheata6479 4 роки тому +15

      This summaries a lot of rounds of werewolf I've played on the gaming app..

    • @Shadow-lu1ov
      @Shadow-lu1ov 4 роки тому +1

      Everyone sayings it’s the Kahjhit but then someone else says she’s a cat wtf you mean 1 second later cat turns to werewoof11111 eeveryone WtF

    • @Shadow-lu1ov
      @Shadow-lu1ov 4 роки тому +2

      I can’t speel cause of stupid ducking auto correct see speel and ducking I was gonna say speel god DAMNT SPELL FUCKING Jesus Christ I hate auto correct

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 4 роки тому +9

      @@Shadow-lu1ov Autocorrect is meant to correct your spelling, not ruin it-

    • @yourehereforthatarentyou
      @yourehereforthatarentyou 2 роки тому +1

      @@hazeltree7738 no, werewoof11111, that’s correct.

  • @muhammadlee-
    @muhammadlee- 6 років тому +185

    1:50 "Jarl Ballin", I see you're a man of culture.

    • @simplefatkid9971
      @simplefatkid9971 6 років тому +5

      muhammad lee D old days of machinima. Only few remember the gamer poops.

    • @ananteshesha5788
      @ananteshesha5788 5 років тому +1

      Jarll ballin is my favorite supreme god

  • @monoskill4059
    @monoskill4059 6 років тому +430

    Thank you, ymfah very cool.
    Don't forget to buy the SL 1 Special Edition of Skyrim

    • @Skugg
      @Skugg 6 років тому +3

      @veksur you're*

    • @Tach-vc2gy
      @Tach-vc2gy 6 років тому

      veksur that's not misunderstanding your joke, that's correcting improper grammar, but okay.

    • @Tach-vc2gy
      @Tach-vc2gy 6 років тому

      veksur yes because anyone that ever mixes up your and you're, are doing it intentionally. Isn't the point of calling someone out for missing the joke (which he didn't) is to poke fun at them because the joke is very clear? No one would look at someone mixing those up and think it's part of the joke. Nor is it part of *your* joke.

    • @Tach-vc2gy
      @Tach-vc2gy 6 років тому +1

      veksur "I improperly used a phrase and then tried to cover it up with the most blatant lie I could think of because I can never be wrong" and I'm not worked up either I just find joy in pointing out idiocy

  • @walterclarkiv5526
    @walterclarkiv5526 6 років тому +402

    This guy didn't get enough likes for how much work he did to make this video

    • @Genericname
      @Genericname 6 років тому +2

      Walter Clark IV but he got 3/5 of a million views in a week

  • @DixiPoowa
    @DixiPoowa 3 роки тому +71

    This was the first video of you I ever saw and it's still my #1 but "Skyrim without walking" is a close second just for the sheer patience that it must've taken.
    Also, this video introduced me to Powerwolf ^^

    • @BrkesRBrkn
      @BrkesRBrkn 2 роки тому +3

      Welcome to the powerwolf cult. I know this is a year late. But i dont care.

  • @OddMobileWatcher
    @OddMobileWatcher 6 років тому +2113

    Meanwhile in oblivion.
    You can't punch, cause that gives XP.
    You can't jump, because that gives you XP.
    You cannot even run.
    Jesus this would be impossible in oblivion.

    • @OddMobileWatcher
      @OddMobileWatcher 6 років тому +87

      Ah, I had no clue, I guess it just contributes to the attrubuites you can level when you level up, because even when I dont pick acrobatics, I still can level up agility a lot if I've been jumping a lot.

    • @deadmeme897
      @deadmeme897 6 років тому +264

      Just don't sleep

    • @chessemchesse3676
      @chessemchesse3676 6 років тому +78

      You have to sleep to level up
      and you can also do a paintbrush glitch to complete the game before even starting any of the other quests
      i mean penis

    • @YesNo-mi8ke
      @YesNo-mi8ke 6 років тому

      chesse mchesse penis

    • @ladyalicent705
      @ladyalicent705 6 років тому +26

      OddJaguar15 It’s possible to beat Oblivion at level 1
      Just don’t sleep. Don’t sleep don’t level up.
      Problem solved.

  • @mlem1315
    @mlem1315 5 років тому +129

    19:23 i love the ,,Neloth's New Apprentice" reference.

    • @shiningfennec2360
      @shiningfennec2360 4 роки тому +2

      Yesss

    • @zackattack5803
      @zackattack5803 3 роки тому +7

      Im upset more people havent commented about it, it made me laugh when I first saw it.

    • @dragdid
      @dragdid Рік тому

      I just discovered it and I am so glad I did 😂

  • @LoadedEmu97
    @LoadedEmu97 6 років тому +1290

    >Calling your Khajiit "Sorenova"
    I'm proud

    • @Voxyld
      @Voxyld 6 років тому +70

      Me too. This is beautiful. I'm sure sorenova would be proud too

    • @Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce
      @Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce 6 років тому +2

      I don't get it. Please explain?

    • @Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce
      @Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce 6 років тому +38

      Oh no, I googled it and one of the first things that came up was the twitter account of some furry. Furries are a waste of oxygen and should be wiped out of existence.

    • @LoadedEmu97
      @LoadedEmu97 6 років тому +200

      @@Knight_Of_Eleum_Loyce She's not a furry to my knowledge. She makes Skyrim memes & skits, and her channel mascot and star of most of those videos is a Khajiit called Skamp.
      It's good content, my guy. Maybe you check it out before looking like a presumptuous twat.

    • @LoadedEmu97
      @LoadedEmu97 6 років тому +54

      @@Morgan_N1DH4FF She's busy with Uni, and recently said she's kinda grown out the whole Sorenova deal. If she does return, her content will be different no doubt.
      Will still probably be really good though.

  • @ShadowForker
    @ShadowForker 4 роки тому +44

    “In fact, how do you even deal damage? Fists... I want to die.” The most perfect quote.

  • @Cervidae
    @Cervidae 6 років тому +743

    undertale, sorenova, zelda, jontron, and skyrim all in one video.
    you, sir, have created a masterpiece.

  • @Fedezeza
    @Fedezeza 6 років тому +1649

    Who would win.
    A fearsome world eating dragon.
    One furry boi.

    • @lillianfox6848
      @lillianfox6848 6 років тому +35

      @Łukasz Wiśniewski I see you speak as one who knows the eldritch truths...
      We fuzzy bois are truly cursed.

    • @IgorBrendo
      @IgorBrendo 6 років тому +3

      One furry level 1 boi

    • @lillianfox6848
      @lillianfox6848 6 років тому +16

      @Łukasz Wiśniewski We are born of the fur, made men by the fur, and...we die, by the fur.

    • @lillianfox6848
      @lillianfox6848 6 років тому +8

      @Łukasz Wiśniewski Jesus this is turning into some furry Bloodborne RP
      I didn't know that existed, lol.

    • @lillianfox6848
      @lillianfox6848 6 років тому

      @Łukasz Wiśniewski Ah fuck, I haven't played DS3 yet.

  • @GLu-tb1pb
    @GLu-tb1pb 5 років тому +556

    "this woman is the dragonborn. She saved us all from the terrifying dragons."
    "Wow, she must be very experienced, huh?"
    "no, she is just level 1"
    "o.0"

    • @starlight4649
      @starlight4649 5 років тому +37

      She never even picked up a sword.

    • @MrJoBilly
      @MrJoBilly 4 роки тому +15

      Sounds like some Anime Plot

    • @erikho6936
      @erikho6936 4 роки тому +18

      @@MrJoBilly I'm afraid to level up, so I beat the game with my fist!

    • @elestatic904
      @elestatic904 4 роки тому +19

      When asked why she fought alduin unarmed, she answered
      “I have a crippling fear of sharp objects”

    • @nucleargoofball8043
      @nucleargoofball8043 4 роки тому +11

      @@elestatic904 *realizes that she has sharp claws* AAAAAHHHHHHHH

  • @werd3426
    @werd3426 4 роки тому +174

    ymfah: I am allowed to deal damage only with my fists
    staffs: *are we a joke to you?*
    Infinite shout build: *Am I a joke to you?*

    • @thecookiemaster41
      @thecookiemaster41 4 роки тому +13

      ... *YES*

    • @DragonWinter36
      @DragonWinter36 3 роки тому +6

      Most staves give experience, so... yes.

    • @Mothlord03
      @Mothlord03 3 роки тому +3

      @@DragonWinter36 there's staves in the game?
      Edit: you meant magic staffs didn't you lol

    • @DragonWinter36
      @DragonWinter36 3 роки тому +4

      @@Mothlord03 yes, what sort of staff were you thinking of?

    • @Mothlord03
      @Mothlord03 3 роки тому +1

      @@DragonWinter36 well with the og comment I thought of like, staffs for hitting, and thought of staves as sharp spears

  • @exaltedmadness1188
    @exaltedmadness1188 6 років тому +302

    I loved every minute of this

    • @SamSam-yf2xj
      @SamSam-yf2xj 6 років тому

      Exalted Madness same except for the parts where he talked

  • @ThE_BoI_WhO_MMd_wThUt_prTEctn
    @ThE_BoI_WhO_MMd_wThUt_prTEctn 6 років тому +2334

    *how to be op and break The Witcher 3*
    Make it happen daddy ymfah

    • @lorenzo1479
      @lorenzo1479 6 років тому +74

      Too long for his kind of runs. I love his videos tho, but Witcher 3 godmode (euphoria alchemy build) is way too long to achieve in a single video. He could make a serie, I would love to see it.

    • @ThE_BoI_WhO_MMd_wThUt_prTEctn
      @ThE_BoI_WhO_MMd_wThUt_prTEctn 6 років тому +127

      @@lorenzo1479 nothing is impossible for this man

    • @thatsneakyneenja2595
      @thatsneakyneenja2595 6 років тому +4

      Just get to lvl 20 or so and then respec to alchemy. You end up being able to use like 4 decoctions at once.

    • @lorenzo1479
      @lorenzo1479 6 років тому +1

      @@thatsneakyneenja2595 still you won't be able to get euphoria till endgame, which is the main skill, so it's impossible to make the build truly godly until endgame.

    • @halvarianknight4477
      @halvarianknight4477 6 років тому +2

      Critical light build

  • @DixiPoowa
    @DixiPoowa 6 років тому +556

    I kept getting this video in my recommendation and was like "gtfo with that clickbait stuff" but after watching it I'm impressed xD
    +1 sub

    • @georgeheller8198
      @georgeheller8198 6 років тому

      im pretty sure its iether edited or he used command codes to do it

    • @halcyon1644
      @halcyon1644 6 років тому +20

      Nah. only legit methods.

    • @React2Quick
      @React2Quick 6 років тому +21

      @@georgeheller8198 nope completely legit. Just using broken in game mechanics because you know Bethesda glitches and what not

    • @ieatchalk3934
      @ieatchalk3934 6 років тому +3

      @@georgeheller8198 why don't you try yourself? Or see other people who have done it if you really want to know the truth

    • @justdexMUSIC
      @justdexMUSIC 6 років тому +1

      Thomas Thorso no need to be do salty over someone who didn't know it was legit
      Edti - Dickhead

  • @lukepropst807
    @lukepropst807 3 роки тому +30

    8:49 is the most literal representation of watching the world end as you do side quests

  • @EthanSchmethan
    @EthanSchmethan 6 років тому +720

    How to beat Skyrim at level 1 on PC:
    1.) play the game normally
    2.) set your level back to 1 with the console commands before killing Alduin.
    3.) Profit

    • @EthanSchmethan
      @EthanSchmethan 6 років тому

      Blunts n Bonfires you probably did, lmao. I comment on too many videos

    • @Omega-lc3ge
      @Omega-lc3ge 6 років тому

      Proofs?

    • @gotticketsjr2108
      @gotticketsjr2108 6 років тому +34

      Ethan how to beat Skyrim on any platform,
      1) fortify restoration loop
      2) make a god tier piece of heavy armor, light armor, dagger and shield
      3) hire a mercenary you don’t care about
      4) go to some remote place (the plains to the left of white run tend to be pretty empty)
      5) give dagger to mercenary then attack until they start hitting you back (make sure you take every other weapon they have or they won’t use the dagger)
      5) block every other hit with the shield, every hit will max your light, heavy and shield stats instantly
      6) legendary stats and repeat
      7) max level in less than 10 minutes.

    • @dingdongspaghetti
      @dingdongspaghetti 6 років тому +3

      Okay, this is an epic PC gamer moment right here

    • @johnandrewserranogarcia7223
      @johnandrewserranogarcia7223 6 років тому +2

      @@gotticketsjr2108, there is a cap on physical resistance, poison resistance, and magic resistance. the armor rating after 567 points is irrelevant as the game doesn't want you to be able to block more than 85% of damage. I find it quite ridiculous as one can reach that cap without using the fortify restoration exploit with only steel armor (heavy) or elven armor (light).

  • @gamerduck1598
    @gamerduck1598 5 років тому +729

    ymfah: *Quicksaves*
    Heimskr: *gulp*
    Quack

    • @tomweston939
      @tomweston939 5 років тому +5

      Gamer Duck
      There can only be one, fite me m8

    • @druidspoe7833
      @druidspoe7833 5 років тому +1

      Hahahaha

    • @arandomcomment4
      @arandomcomment4 5 років тому +3

      "Oh, it's just a space duck...such majestic creatures."

    • @VenNoel
      @VenNoel 5 років тому +2

      Literally any gamer: quicksaves
      The NPC’s nearby: *sweating noises*

    • @chummyweevil3948
      @chummyweevil3948 4 роки тому

      Quack

  • @hoovy2319
    @hoovy2319 5 років тому +275

    “Nothing wrong with munching on some potatoes.”
    *Proceeds to eat bread*

  • @90212b1
    @90212b1 11 місяців тому +3

    Even though I have listened to countless Powerwolf songs at this point, and was "introduced" to them through Ymfah's videos, there is still something so special about hearing them in these montages. Must just be the cinematic excellence of each video!

  • @tomasponizil5498
    @tomasponizil5498 6 років тому +130

    So the real challenge is not beating the game on lvl1 but not leveling up at all. Gj Skyrim

  • @luketarry1418
    @luketarry1418 6 років тому +721

    This video is longer than the time time I spent at level 1

    • @cyancyborg1477
      @cyancyborg1477 5 років тому +74

      Everyone knows you're supposed to power level sneak to 100 while you're crouching in front of the bear at Helgen.

    • @likeagrape57
      @likeagrape57 5 років тому +3

      @@cyancyborg1477 I usually don't go up that far. I do level sneak up a decent amount there though.

    • @matthewsimon6170
      @matthewsimon6170 5 років тому +24

      One handed and sneak become level 100 before i even leave helgen...i think i have a problem.

    • @torgranael
      @torgranael 5 років тому

      @@matthewsimon6170 One handed? How?

    • @matthewsimon6170
      @matthewsimon6170 5 років тому +23

      @@torgranael simple:
      Step 1) Join Ralof
      Step 2) Take the key from the captain's body
      Step 3) smack his ass, letting him heal by waiting
      Step 4) profit until done
      Edit: sneak attacks charge both, just wait seven seconds between swings and you always sneak crit

  • @bigmonkey787
    @bigmonkey787 6 років тому +1094

    By the Nine Divines, a level 1 cat!

  • @dwarf9938
    @dwarf9938 5 років тому +31

    19:24 : Ah,I see you're a man of culture as well.

  • @redbee5741
    @redbee5741 6 років тому +153

    1:50 "Talk to Jarl Ballin"

    • @panzerfich
      @panzerfich 6 років тому +3

      Oh god you're right

    • @yesindeed5998
      @yesindeed5998 6 років тому +8

      Do you get to the Cloud District very often?

    • @onepostaway
      @onepostaway 6 років тому +1

      Yes Indeed what am I saying, of course you don’t

    • @yesindeed5998
      @yesindeed5998 6 років тому +2

      Travis McSwain-Shaw I’ll have you know there’s no PUSSSYYY

  • @delfi3032
    @delfi3032 6 років тому +318

    Who would win:
    Son of Akatosh, eater of worlds.
    Some punchy boi.

  • @jabbercutie3511
    @jabbercutie3511 6 років тому +231

    Thank you ymfah, very cool

  • @rubenlarochelle1881
    @rubenlarochelle1881 4 роки тому +21

    I think "beating Skyrim level 1" is the hardest challenge you've ever done, even more than "zero equip load". Seriously very well done bro.

    • @tastychunks
      @tastychunks 3 роки тому +9

      With 'no walking' his runs just get nuttier and nuttier

  • @astroreflux
    @astroreflux 6 років тому +111

    23:33 was on another tab and thought he said "wrap a dragon in my pants"

    • @Finite_Source
      @Finite_Source 6 років тому +7

      god damn it thats the only thing i hear now

    • @DevilInMansForm
      @DevilInMansForm 6 років тому +2

      i have to thank you for that, i would have went living without ever hearing this gold had it not been for you.

    • @BeezOne84
      @BeezOne84 6 років тому +1

      You mean he said something else?

  • @SansmansExe
    @SansmansExe 6 років тому +270

    *doyougettotheclouddistrictveryoften*

    • @ladyalicent705
      @ladyalicent705 6 років тому +14

      What am I saying? Of course you don’t.

    • @feckingegg9146
      @feckingegg9146 6 років тому

      Do you have anything even remotely fresh?

    • @SansmansExe
      @SansmansExe 6 років тому

      FECKING EGG well... I do have alduin’s scales (mod) and 25 dragon souls and almost all 9 dragon priest masks

    • @icantthinkofagoodname392
      @icantthinkofagoodname392 5 років тому

      Sansmans4. Exe ohwhatamisayingoffcourse
      youdont

    • @untipoarecare2306
      @untipoarecare2306 5 років тому

      yes

  • @Watcher_Snek
    @Watcher_Snek 6 років тому +274

    Still waiting for the 'How to be OP and break Minecraft' guide.

    • @MsterxploderV
      @MsterxploderV 6 років тому +7

      Same over here fam

    • @LEO_M1
      @LEO_M1 6 років тому

      Maybe some day old friend... maybe some day.

    • @E-102_Gamma
      @E-102_Gamma 6 років тому +3

      Sounds like it'd be boring. Enchanting is kind of grindy and arduous.

    • @Watcher_Snek
      @Watcher_Snek 6 років тому +3

      @@E-102_Gamma Actually I was referencing a twink build Ymfah did a long while back in DS2 that he titled "How to be OP and break Minecraft".
      EDIT: Can't tell if sarcasm, or...

    • @E-102_Gamma
      @E-102_Gamma 6 років тому

      @@Watcher_Snek Oh, yeah! I forgot about that! :o

  • @edherdman9973
    @edherdman9973 5 років тому +53

    1:18 there you go, look around, there should be plenty of GELJH

  • @imadudeplayingadudedisguis5842
    @imadudeplayingadudedisguis5842 6 років тому +99

    Nazeem earrape made me laugh way harder than it should've.

    • @ukyo.studio
      @ukyo.studio 6 років тому +5

      d o y o u g e t t o t h e c l o u d d i s t r i c t v e r y o f t e n ?

    • @thenamesgames6393
      @thenamesgames6393 6 років тому +4

      o h w h a t a m i s a y i n g o f c o u r s e y o u d o n ’ t

    • @cyancyborg1477
      @cyancyborg1477 5 років тому +1

      v e r y s u c e s s f u l b u s I n e s s o b v I o u s l y .

    • @sansanichalexandroff8913
      @sansanichalexandroff8913 5 років тому +1

      ​@@thenamesgames6393 i ' l l h a v e y o u k n o w t h e r e ' s n o P U S S I E E E E E E

    • @aeroblaziken4145
      @aeroblaziken4145 5 років тому

      Love your profile pic my dude

  • @kracklerbeans8206
    @kracklerbeans8206 5 років тому +108

    Humanoid enemy
    Extremely hihg tower
    ‘Bonetrousle starts playing’

  • @tommasosalaorni8851
    @tommasosalaorni8851 6 років тому +381

    Wait how did you have the master key if you chose firebombs as starting gift

  • @attila7445
    @attila7445 5 років тому +34

    You can enter Riften from Black-Briar meadery, the back door is at the docks.

  • @oniongolem8157
    @oniongolem8157 6 років тому +69

    You're missing a dlc boss... You forgot about the true final boss of Hearthfire, Responsible Fiscal Management!

  • @wizviper777
    @wizviper777 6 років тому +335

    DS3 fist only run when?

    • @artiboi5726
      @artiboi5726 6 років тому +22

      He beated yhorm and gave up on life after thar

    • @ВладимирПичужкин-ж9ъ
      @ВладимирПичужкин-ж9ъ 6 років тому +4

      Sl1 fists)

    • @Pianomantodd1
      @Pianomantodd1 6 років тому +4

      I beat it with fists except on yhorm, don't have the fucking patience. Any build that doesn't let you use storm ruler on yhorm is gonna be hell in comparison.

    • @aaron6807
      @aaron6807 6 років тому +3

      yo this isn't zerolenny

    • @miletilblight2181
      @miletilblight2181 6 років тому

      You suicidal mate

  • @theplaguedphoenix
    @theplaguedphoenix 5 років тому +433

    do only stolen stuff to beat the game (without vampire/werewolves) nothing given can be used

    • @liamanderson7082
      @liamanderson7082 5 років тому +81

      Would be a fun contrast to the "Thieves Guild But No Stealing" video.

    • @tdmc6428
      @tdmc6428 5 років тому +55

      Liam Anderson oh you poor thing, I play a stealth character, nothing I use is given to me

    • @liamanderson7082
      @liamanderson7082 5 років тому +29

      @@tdmc6428 Is it all necessarily *stolen,* or is some of it *looted?*

    • @jamiehurricane8684
      @jamiehurricane8684 5 років тому +5

      I suggest you go watch MajorSlacks pure thief build. He does pretty much what you're suggesting here

    • @EvgenLion
      @EvgenLion 5 років тому +1

      2 ez

  • @litmusing
    @litmusing 5 років тому +53

    "Int is just blue dex"
    Ah, always so good to meet a fellow man is culture.

  • @yahiaaymankamaly3518
    @yahiaaymankamaly3518 6 років тому +580

    from this point onwards anyone who plays skyrim any other way is a filthy casual scrub that needs to git gud

    • @stefanm.734
      @stefanm.734 6 років тому +14

      I guarantee you there is at least one person who has played this game with absolutely no buffs or throwing a single punch.

    • @yahiaaymankamaly3518
      @yahiaaymankamaly3518 6 років тому +11

      @@stefanm.734 pacifist run XD

    • @EpicMinecraftFail
      @EpicMinecraftFail 6 років тому +3

      But WW is one of the most op things to use in the game.

    • @thebeatunleashed9509
      @thebeatunleashed9509 6 років тому +1

      I don't have any of the DLCs sadly so the casual life for me.

    • @yahiaaymankamaly3518
      @yahiaaymankamaly3518 6 років тому +1

      @@thebeatunleashed9509 nah u can do this without the vampire part , get 5 amulets of talos and do a werewolf glitch to wear them all at once and their u go XD

  • @yesok4244
    @yesok4244 6 років тому +91

    im totally not a todd howard, please buy my next edition of skyrim again

  • @mypenisisunbelievablesmall6558
    @mypenisisunbelievablesmall6558 6 років тому +108

    I see you are an experienced memer.

  • @prismknight353
    @prismknight353 Рік тому +3

    the quests itself giving you experiences but the actions you make during them is a design choice I really like

  • @isla2593
    @isla2593 6 років тому +23

    This is the content I’ve been looking for my whole life.
    Please do more Skyrim! You’re an artist!

  • @team4star1
    @team4star1 5 років тому +2615

    I was thinking “oh he just wont level up” BUT THEN HE DIDNT GAIN ANY XP. Now i am surprise!

    • @Shadow-lu1ov
      @Shadow-lu1ov 4 роки тому +24

      I mean there is something called skills at max but not leveled up by either using mods like the cheat mod for special edition and obviously pc but there is another way.......... CoNsOlE cOmMaNdS

    • @python1972
      @python1972 4 роки тому +71

      @@Shadow-lu1ov or just letting your skills go up to 100 without collecting any perks

    • @toastedt140
      @toastedt140 4 роки тому +81

      @@Shadow-lu1ov Your comment is equally irrelevant as your existence

    • @manlikecm364
      @manlikecm364 3 роки тому +30

      @@toastedt140 Jesus Christ dude lmao

    • @alexmark6580
      @alexmark6580 3 роки тому +6

      @@manlikecm364 Get absolutely dismantled my dude.

  • @EBFilmsMan
    @EBFilmsMan 5 років тому +37

    My favourite part was negotiating the truce while wearing THALMOR robes.

  • @manamongmen3381
    @manamongmen3381 5 років тому +237

    I love how he says "furry time" when he's playing as a cat person.

  • @jasontaemon8598
    @jasontaemon8598 4 роки тому +8

    Thank you Ymfah for this video. I love the video itself and even decided to do this one myself. Great guide and a really fun run. 11/10 “would meme again”

  • @JayBeary
    @JayBeary 6 років тому +54

    Bro why did I enjoy this so much xddd just reading the text made me laugh so much!! This is so well made.. AND ITS 28MINUTES

    • @zacharyframe1916
      @zacharyframe1916 6 років тому

      thanks for making me realise this is 28 minutes

  • @crescentwolf7072
    @crescentwolf7072 5 років тому +29

    Apparantly, there is a glitch where that undead dragon shouts, and instead of doing what it normally dose, it activates slow time, which you can use the elemental weapon buff to swing faster than light itself-

  • @vexium8127
    @vexium8127 6 років тому +10

    The amount of effort you poured into this makes me cry amazing!

  • @whatifgaming1661
    @whatifgaming1661 4 роки тому +16

    Im living for all your perfectly placed Todd Howard references whenever you break the game

  • @H3x4r35
    @H3x4r35 5 років тому +32

    "talk to Jarl Ballin".
    _The mans14y3r is strong in this one!_

  • @Matbart
    @Matbart 6 років тому +7

    Dude you're such an amazing editor I've watched a ton of your Dark Souls meme-throughs aswell. Keep up the great work!

  • @grivebulbs7539
    @grivebulbs7539 Рік тому +3

    Not only have you taught me so many awesome tricks that I use in regular playthroughs, but you also introduced me to the awesomeness of Powerwolf.

  • @rayquantum6677
    @rayquantum6677 4 роки тому +55

    He didn't just beat Skyrim he beat the dlcs as well

    • @metalswifty23
      @metalswifty23 4 роки тому +3

      I mean, TECHNICALLY speaking they’re not dlcs anymore as they’re part of the base game*
      *of the special edition at least

    • @motodog242
      @motodog242 3 роки тому +1

      Yea, they ain’t separate content anymore. Unless you’re using like a Xbox 360, PS3, or a pirated copy, your digital copy of Skyrim should be special edition, which has all three extended content packs.

  • @MalucoLapin
    @MalucoLapin 6 років тому +88

    there is a faster way to go down the academy : jump into the water from a window near the hyposcole's entry.
    Beware : jump in the water !

    • @zacharyframe1916
      @zacharyframe1916 6 років тому +1

      or just become ethereal

    • @Deboniako
      @Deboniako 6 років тому +5

      ethereal 4 lyfe

    • @zachariz1490
      @zachariz1490 5 років тому

      Maluco lapin i tried once... i was stuck outside sliding down because i quicksaved and i delete every other saves because it takes space and after 30-ish my xbox crashes. I couldn't land in the water so i lost my lvl 35 mage with -100% magic cost on everything and all the spells... KILL ME

  • @tolman4497
    @tolman4497 6 років тому +67

    TWENTY EIGHT MINUTES? Oh god yes.

    • @RamonSard
      @RamonSard 6 років тому

      27:59 analfabet

    • @AHAHHAHHA
      @AHAHHAHHA 6 років тому +1

      TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS

  • @Dawlatul-Cringe
    @Dawlatul-Cringe 6 років тому +20

    Only Ymfah hates life enough to dig through an whole fortress with a wooden bowl.

  • @avionprime8757
    @avionprime8757 3 роки тому +4

    I must have watched this video around 5 times already. I remember nothing but the 10/10 editing and music

  • @noesnoes3969
    @noesnoes3969 6 років тому +81

    Now, what would we do with this information

    • @defaultset
      @defaultset 6 років тому +9

      Finish skyrim at level 1

    • @gyrosc0ped378
      @gyrosc0ped378 6 років тому +1

      Do the run ourselves, it's actually kinda fun to work through the in-between stuff not covered in the vid.

  • @derpmanaveragegamer7791
    @derpmanaveragegamer7791 4 роки тому +69

    Todd: "skyrim is a large game with an expansive and in depth leveling system"
    ymfah: "so anyway heres how to beat skyrim without leveling"

  • @Sakezaff
    @Sakezaff 6 років тому +123

    Fun fact: Farkas in hungarian means Wolf... 😊 😊

    • @Mr_Yeet123
      @Mr_Yeet123 6 років тому +17

      Zalán Fazekas
      All the circle members have names that mean wolf

    • @5Cui
      @5Cui 6 років тому +24

      @@Mr_Yeet123 well, not everyone. Aela and Skjor don't. Vilkas is lithuanian for wolf and kodlak means werewolf in places like serbia and croatia, 3/5 ain't bad

    • @Antorion
      @Antorion 5 років тому

      Yes I wanted to tell everybody too but i'm basically invisible so it doesn't matter but yeh it does

  • @aldorivasrosario7632
    @aldorivasrosario7632 5 років тому +223

    When human: Elder *Book*
    When furry: *crunchy cRuNcHy CRUNCHY*
    When bat: *s u c c*

  • @axey7476
    @axey7476 6 років тому +21

    Sooo many good memes in this video!
    You just got a new subscriber bro.

  • @FLUX.2226
    @FLUX.2226 4 роки тому +16

    0:29 And staves! Only recharging them gives exp, while using them doesn't. Craft a couple of storm atronarch staves at the atronarch forge and let your atronarchs do the heavy lifting. Getting the greater soul gems can be tricky at level 1 but it's not impossible, e.g. mining the geode veins in Blackreach can yield them. Orichalcum can be mined, void salts are crafted at the atronarch forge and brooms are common.

    • @rosheafan
      @rosheafan 2 роки тому

      why are soul gems necessary? Just dupe staves.

  • @dragonslayerornstein387
    @dragonslayerornstein387 6 років тому +43

    "SpaceX his ass" had me dieing xD

  • @NinjaBusCow
    @NinjaBusCow 4 роки тому +3

    Editing was top notch, the humor was awesome.
    Very hecking good content.
    Nice dedication to the challenge as well!

  • @Canwegettosubscribers-nk8nn
    @Canwegettosubscribers-nk8nn 6 років тому +133

    *Only tutorials I'm bothered to watch:*

  • @js5344
    @js5344 6 років тому +206

    I was about to ask why you didn't use the gloves of the pugilist, but then I realized that that was armor and felt stupid.

    • @lordcommissarspartan
      @lordcommissarspartan 6 років тому +2

      I thought those were classed as clothing and didn't add to any skills?

    • @ThePB77
      @ThePB77 6 років тому +2

      Spartan 117qz same

    • @emperorampora8771
      @emperorampora8771 6 років тому +44

      i was also going to say why not disenchant gloves of the pugilist and put it on a ring and necklace, but then i remebered that doing that would give exp and defeat the purpose...

    • @ThePB77
      @ThePB77 6 років тому +1

      Emperor Ampora will it give you enough to give you a enchanting level?

    • @emperorampora8771
      @emperorampora8771 6 років тому +8

      @@ThePB77 not sure, at lvl 1 a single skill increase is insanely easy.

  • @xynester
    @xynester 6 років тому +126

    A cat that become a werewolf
    Noice

    • @powerthunfischdesdonners3086
      @powerthunfischdesdonners3086 6 років тому +4

      people said you cant cross a dog with cat. they were(wolf) wrong

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 6 років тому +1

      Furry squared

    • @Dushess
      @Dushess 6 років тому

      Probably is there already a werecat mod, mods is life

    • @brentonherbert7775
      @brentonherbert7775 6 років тому +1

      Uhm... Yeah? Its not exactly weird for a cat to be a wolf who might also have a dog... Only im not because i really want to be a werewolf but its just implemented so shitly in skyrim.

  • @crystalpillay5904
    @crystalpillay5904 4 роки тому +5

    I swear this channel had the most funniest and most entertaining content I really am a fan now. A d I feel like playing skyrim again😢