How to Pacifist the Dark Brotherhood

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  • @ymfah
    @ymfah  5 років тому +1828

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    • @MoonGodRher
      @MoonGodRher 5 років тому +23

      But can you beat the college of winterhold questline without magic ?

    • @RenoKyrie
      @RenoKyrie 5 років тому +7

      @@MoonGodRher God damn it
      I was just going to say that XD

    • @MoonGodRher
      @MoonGodRher 5 років тому +2

      Also has anyone seen Hoxton ?

    • @averageethan4287
      @averageethan4287 5 років тому +4

      PoWeRwOlF?????????????????????????????????

    • @nicholasjackal4899
      @nicholasjackal4899 5 років тому +2

      Praying for no copyright strikes on this one brother 🙏

  • @OGXenos
    @OGXenos 5 років тому +9089

    Astrid, dying: "You must kill me"
    *Gives Astrid a free necklace*
    Astrid: *NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE*

    • @dirusgray2968
      @dirusgray2968 4 роки тому +1362

      half dead woman sprang back to life, healthy as a horse she lunged at the dragonborn.The power of mighty talos healed her.

    • @grefsteel3989
      @grefsteel3989 4 роки тому +382

      The divines are truly wonderful

    • @coromo4978
      @coromo4978 4 роки тому +493

      the emperor :" well? I won't fight you, so we may as well get this over with "
      give him a sword
      the emperor : GET READY TO DIE

    • @BigChickenGoesPoop
      @BigChickenGoesPoop 4 роки тому +96

      Nazir "get out of my home"

    • @kazmakazii
      @kazmakazii 4 роки тому +235

      I placed a Nightshade Flower or whatever it is called in her inventory to pay respects before she died, and when she got up and started attacking me I screamed
      (Before I saw this video, I wasn't aware of it at the time)

  • @ZorotheGallade
    @ZorotheGallade 2 роки тому +3922

    From a lore point of view this character is terrifying.
    Imagine the new Listener of the Dark Brotherood being known for their targets just...dying. Without any witnesses being able to point at them being assassinated, at least specifically by him. Whether they or someone near them succumbed to madness and involved them into a fight to the death, or combust in a mysterious fuel spill, not even the Brotherhood assassins themselves can trace their deaths back to him. Yet the Night Mother keeps rewarding and favoring him, which means he is still in the grace of Sithis. He MUST have killed those people, yet nobody can even guess how he does that. The only thing they know is that a contract made with him is even more of a death sentence than any other Brotherhood work, if such a thing is even possible.

    • @roseolivas08
      @roseolivas08 2 роки тому

      Essentially, murder through gaslighting

    • @kodanis2096
      @kodanis2096 Рік тому +118

      This needs more likes.

    • @totower9597
      @totower9597 Рік тому +291

      What nobody is capable of noticing the strange naked man throwing spiders at people?
      He didn't technically kill but that doesn't mean he isn't sus af...

    • @GnosticAtheist
      @GnosticAtheist Рік тому +299

      @@totower9597 Yes, but lore wise based on the silly definition of what a kill is, he has not murdered anyone. You know how that will show up in lore, especially in skyrim when the bards start singing.

    • @chugiakjrtheplaywwright6461
      @chugiakjrtheplaywwright6461 Рік тому +34

      Stando Powah

  • @onlyinohiooooooooooo
    @onlyinohiooooooooooo 5 років тому +7011

    Protected NPCs
    >Alduin
    >Son of a Captain.
    >Some guy who lives in a mill.
    >Some dude hired by the Emperor

  • @MoonPatch
    @MoonPatch 4 роки тому +4775

    I need a version of Skyrim that has all of Ymfah's characters as NPCs, the archmage of the college of winterhold...which knows no magic, the retired-assassin that has never killed a man before, the warrior who's equipment is strangely weightless, the guildmaster of the Thieves' Guild renowned for breaking the laws of physics before breaking the laws of the state etc.

    • @gamemaster1608
      @gamemaster1608 3 роки тому +253

      No Magic Archmage would be too much OP, its like a buffed Ebony Warrior

    • @MoonPatch
      @MoonPatch 3 роки тому +260

      @@gamemaster1608 Well he's a non hostile NPC, his only gripe is with one by the name of Godd Howard

    • @gamemaster1608
      @gamemaster1608 3 роки тому +48

      And If you're someone who order him to use magic

    • @GregoryMom
      @GregoryMom 3 роки тому +249

      And the man who resolved the Skyrim Civil War… with absolutely nobody involved dying. Promise.

    • @assassinosoldato92
      @assassinosoldato92 3 роки тому +287

      Don't forget the one who killed Alduin without even taking a step ever

  • @justrandomstuff6828
    @justrandomstuff6828 5 років тому +13890

    "I'm a pacifist"
    Throws explosive spider at people's face
    "I didn't kill, the fire did

  • @jeakol1389
    @jeakol1389 5 років тому +2383

    Astrid: YOU have to kill someone to leave the shack.
    ymfah: *uno reverse spider*

  • @Don-ds3dy
    @Don-ds3dy 3 роки тому +3092

    The fact spiders can open doors in Skyrim is a terrifying prospect

    • @dazcarrr
      @dazcarrr 2 роки тому +159

      it's jurassic park but significantly worse

    • @SuperNerd9695
      @SuperNerd9695 2 роки тому +4

      dough dear. . .

    • @LadyCoyKoi
      @LadyCoyKoi 2 роки тому +117

      Correction... Exploding spiders that can open doors... very terrifying indeed.

    • @aratheroddpumpkin
      @aratheroddpumpkin 2 роки тому +2

      Hmsorry what?

    • @Don-ds3dy
      @Don-ds3dy 2 роки тому +1

      @@LadyCoyKoi well like exploding spiders are just bombs with legs, thats not really scary and the death will be quick and painless. Regular giant spiders are gonna crawl all over you biting nibbling eating you alive over the course of several hours.

  • @not_that_person
    @not_that_person 3 роки тому +1617

    Astrid: "Jarrin Root, just one taste of it can kill a man."
    Ymfah: *eats it*
    *fucking dies*

  • @MessyNebula
    @MessyNebula 4 роки тому +5815

    I like how a pacifist run includes more explosions than a destruction magic only run.

    • @zo0mah
      @zo0mah 3 роки тому +18

      LOL

    • @eel7818
      @eel7818 3 роки тому +209

      Well what did you expect from Killer Queen other than.. Explosions?

    • @ISELLSALT
      @ISELLSALT 3 роки тому +9

      interesting pfp there

    • @supercool1312
      @supercool1312 3 роки тому +14

      EXPLOOOOOSION

    • @weskintime4177
      @weskintime4177 3 роки тому +10

      @@eel7818 (insert copypasta here)

  • @ChildEater_404
    @ChildEater_404 4 роки тому +4678

    My Jarl, there is a naked man running around your city, flying with a bucket and throwing spiders on people

    • @myface3300
      @myface3300 4 роки тому +97

      This sentence reminds me of the explosive clay spiders guy from naruto.

    • @wavestrider2160
      @wavestrider2160 4 роки тому +121

      Leave him be, im not messing with another stand user-

    • @sozony5585
      @sozony5585 4 роки тому +20

      @@myface3300 You're thinking of Deidara! (I'm not trying to be rude, just helpful and informative!)

    • @hoboninjaa
      @hoboninjaa 4 роки тому +121

      "Is he harming or killing anyone?"
      "...well TECHNIALLY no-"
      "Let him be."

    • @MrDannyhawk49
      @MrDannyhawk49 4 роки тому +92

      *The Jarl with a spider on him.*
      "I dunno seems fine to me."

  • @turgturg4479
    @turgturg4479 5 років тому +6676

    This takes some batman levels of pacifism. “ I didn’t kill them I just smashed there heads into the electrical box. The electricity killed them”

    • @meatman4435
      @meatman4435 5 років тому +489

      Batman must justify it by saying "It's not real death, just brain death. "

    • @lorekeeper685
      @lorekeeper685 5 років тому +14

      @@meatman4435 thats real death

    • @survivorlietuva1440
      @survivorlietuva1440 5 років тому +165

      @@lorekeeper685 it's a joke genius

    • @Deme_Diora666
      @Deme_Diora666 4 роки тому +28

      mew the mew r/wooooosh

    • @itchykami
      @itchykami 4 роки тому +115

      Batman: "I don't kill people, the grenade kills people."

  • @norealmagicever3292
    @norealmagicever3292 4 роки тому +2622

    ive been playing the game for a decade and this is the first time ive ever heard of the mind control spiders. i love skyrim

    • @electricant55
      @electricant55 3 роки тому +6

      Oh no, not the sneezing pic

    • @DevinJuularValentine
      @DevinJuularValentine 3 роки тому +233

      Ikr I had no idea spider weapons were a thing I had to double check if it was a mod or something

    • @HueghMungus
      @HueghMungus 3 роки тому +27

      @@twizzlermind1986 Yeah Elder scrolls 6, it'll only take you 30 years to finish lmao!!

    • @icedtease1973
      @icedtease1973 3 роки тому +41

      I remember finding an albino spider pod, but I had no idea what it was for.

    • @hansmoleman2666
      @hansmoleman2666 2 роки тому +7

      easy to say you've been playing it for a decade when what you really mean is you sat down for a single 30 min sesh on your cousins xbox 360 10 years ago, because there's no way you've never seen those fucking spiders if you've played more than a couple hrs of the dlc.

  • @masterrace921
    @masterrace921 5 років тому +944

    In court:
    “Judge I didn’t murder that man”
    “Okay then l, who did?”
    “The splodey spiders did”

    • @breadwithtoast2947
      @breadwithtoast2947 5 років тому +16

      Spooderman commits genocide

    • @DG9-q6f
      @DG9-q6f 5 років тому +70

      "Judge I didn't murder that man."
      "Okay then, who did?"
      "Well, you did, your honor."
      "I was forced to do it because he was controlled by the spiders YOU threw!"
      "In other words, you are biased due to vested interest, I will be petitioning the Jarl for a fairer court"

    • @bronumero7334
      @bronumero7334 5 років тому

      @@DG9-q6f 😂

    • @onoe6007
      @onoe6007 5 років тому +3

      Splodey spiders sounds so incredibly cute lmao

  • @raijin_zenitsu6907
    @raijin_zenitsu6907 4 роки тому +4404

    "Hey Alvor, I like your Sword"
    Alvor: Yeah I made it, wanna buy it?
    "No but you want to buy it"
    Alvor: Huh? Oh here's money and thanks for my stuff.

    • @maeves.w.7156
      @maeves.w.7156 4 роки тому +523

      "Heard about you and your honeyed words."

    • @roshinn4068
      @roshinn4068 4 роки тому +191

      100 SPEECH

    • @IMTHEMOTHERFUCKINGMAILMAN
      @IMTHEMOTHERFUCKINGMAILMAN 4 роки тому +145

      Don't think you can barter with me like I'm one of those damned shopkeepers

    • @raijin_zenitsu6907
      @raijin_zenitsu6907 4 роки тому +7

      @@IMTHEMOTHERFUCKINGMAILMAN yo i just came back bc of ur reply and saw 300 likes and must say thats pretty gay ong ngl thats very gay

    • @Man-of-segs
      @Man-of-segs 4 роки тому +34

      @@raijin_zenitsu6907 havent played skyrim? Its one of the guard's lines. Tell the guards or todd they are gay instead

  • @icantranch9398
    @icantranch9398 5 років тому +3795

    "The Gourmet has killed the Emperor"
    -Man who killed the Emperor

    • @GrassPokeKing
      @GrassPokeKing 5 років тому +166

      It's Dishonored all over again.

    • @Ezekiel_Allium
      @Ezekiel_Allium 5 років тому +65

      The orc was just a cover story, the other dude was the real gormet

    • @Pigmedog
      @Pigmedog 5 років тому +52

      why would the gourmet do this?

    • @TheOriginalElkstone
      @TheOriginalElkstone 5 років тому +20

      @@Ezekiel_Allium That would mean the gourmet just sentenced one of his pupils to death to save his own skin
      What a hero

    • @Ezekiel_Allium
      @Ezekiel_Allium 5 років тому +21

      @@TheOriginalElkstone I mean the emperor pulls the same trick, and I find him to be one of the most likeable characters in the game in all your minute of talking to him

  • @glxy1111
    @glxy1111 3 роки тому +739

    I remember the first time hearing astrid say "You're not leaving this shack until someone dies" and I thought she was now my enemy for the storyline so I killed her lol

    • @catboygremlin
      @catboygremlin 3 роки тому +108

      Same here. It took all the food and pots I was carrying, and several tries, but I killed her and gave Lydia her sword. Never actually found the rest of the "kill the dark brotherhood" questline tho XD

    • @kanoy7817
      @kanoy7817 3 роки тому +102

      I remember I was in the middle of a questline and I got pissed at her for interrupting it, so I just capped her ass.

    • @nighttimeserenity2447
      @nighttimeserenity2447 2 роки тому +63

      So im not the only one who felt threatened by her and believed there was nobody behind me because i simply was too stupid to try and look behind me after the conversation ended XD?

    • @rauntche
      @rauntche 2 роки тому +8

      Chad.

    • @junkyardjoe1419
      @junkyardjoe1419 2 роки тому +20

      Best choice honestly. Dark brotherhood questline is, disappointing to the max.

  • @PhantomSavage
    @PhantomSavage 5 років тому +5195

    This is one of the best edited things I've ever seen.

    • @PhantomSavage
      @PhantomSavage 4 роки тому +29

      @The Gucci Banana All correct except that last one, bud.
      I really don't give a shit if you like or dislike the comment, I'm just stating the obvious fact that this glorious man has talent.

    • @herocatgirl7112
      @herocatgirl7112 4 роки тому +9

      Wilburgur: Hold my Skooma

    • @CallMeSlade
      @CallMeSlade 4 роки тому +1

      @@PhantomSavage haven’t seen many talented youtubers now have you lol?

    • @MotiMota15
      @MotiMota15 3 роки тому +1

      U mean annoying

    • @cosmopx1855
      @cosmopx1855 3 роки тому +15

      @@CallMeSlade can't you just agree and move on?...Geez

  • @SneedFeedAndSeed
    @SneedFeedAndSeed 5 років тому +766

    "I won't be intimidated in my own orphanage!"
    >is outside the orphanage

  • @nija_2587
    @nija_2587 5 років тому +12850

    > Punching a kid = 40 gold
    > Punching a dog = 45 gold
    Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

    • @vee6884
      @vee6884 5 років тому +200

      hahaha dude this made me spit out water i was drinking

    • @Smileyreal
      @Smileyreal 5 років тому +472

      There shouldn't be a bounty for punching a child

    • @vee6884
      @vee6884 5 років тому +119

      ​@@Smileyreal I agree wholeheartedly except i dont because ymfah will put a spider on my face like grelod

    • @twistoss7820
      @twistoss7820 5 років тому +57

      This, does a put a smile on my face

    • @vee6884
      @vee6884 5 років тому +16

      @@twistoss7820 well now we have to deal with some spider/human race war

  • @harrisonfackrell
    @harrisonfackrell 3 роки тому +1097

    Fun fact: Grelod is intentionally more fragile than most NPCs, to make the process of killing her go as smoothly as possible, and to prevent a drawn-out fight, which potentially could turn the other orphanage inhabitants hostile.
    She can be reliably killed with impact damage from telekinesis.

    • @placeswebreathe5814
      @placeswebreathe5814 2 роки тому +179

      I believe she only has one hit point

    • @Charlesgerb
      @Charlesgerb 2 роки тому +7

      weak ass old lady

    • @axelfirekirby
      @axelfirekirby 2 роки тому +31

      @@placeswebreathe5814
      I have heard that as well

    • @sandro5535
      @sandro5535 2 роки тому +120

      Same with emperor. So you can kill him by throwing an apple at him.

    • @KanuckStreams
      @KanuckStreams 2 роки тому +78

      That almost sounds like the "you could strangle these kids with a cordless phone" kind of weak.

  • @Jiraiya349
    @Jiraiya349 5 років тому +2258

    Astrid : one bite of this potent deadly herb and...
    Hero : drops dead immediately

    • @destrorso2505
      @destrorso2505 5 років тому +88

      Astrid: one bite...
      Player:Za Dusto
      *RELOADS SAVE*

    • @misterb3037
      @misterb3037 5 років тому +7

      Jiraiya349 I did that when I played and it did as much damage as a boulder trap

    • @genbeuden2114
      @genbeuden2114 5 років тому +3

      @FuranDuron t

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 5 років тому +1

      @@misterb3037 So, death in a bottle encarnate times infinity times infinity?

    • @gb9884
      @gb9884 5 років тому +17

      Damage health discovered from jarrin root.

  • @silver0kami763
    @silver0kami763 5 років тому +1012

    13:19
    > Completed: violate the dark mother chamber.
    > Side quest: conduct an STD test.

    • @ajanthony1356
      @ajanthony1356 5 років тому +56

      Clicked on the time lapse and immediately got a condom add

    • @joshuakorynta3385
      @joshuakorynta3385 5 років тому +15

      @@ajanthony1356 holy shit

    • @korkhik6297
      @korkhik6297 5 років тому +10

      James Hetfield Google knows all

  • @jslaughter777
    @jslaughter777 4 роки тому +4566

    “So Cicero wasn’t f*cking the Night Mother’s body?”
    I DIED

    • @Linguineo
      @Linguineo 4 роки тому +410

      Did you see the next quest thing? "Conduct an STD test"

    • @letherbel5605
      @letherbel5605 4 роки тому +23

      Same hahaha

    • @fueselwe
      @fueselwe 4 роки тому +158

      You violated the Night Mother!

    • @Galaxy-rj1kj
      @Galaxy-rj1kj 3 роки тому +87

      @@flaccidpringle 8:35 look at Astrid’s crotch spider made her calm down in a weird way

    • @feywildheart2878
      @feywildheart2878 3 роки тому +19

      @@flaccidpringle G A A A A A A A A A A A A A S P

  • @catsareyes6446
    @catsareyes6446 4 роки тому +4403

    Astrid: “I’m... too weak.”
    *Gives her a cup*
    Astrid: *Gets up and starts attacking*

    • @onetomanycups993
      @onetomanycups993 4 роки тому +125

      Guess bitch don’t like cups

    • @seneca4134
      @seneca4134 4 роки тому +21

      @Your Local Meme Dealer hahaha, I thought that too

    • @RepTheoAndFriends
      @RepTheoAndFriends 3 роки тому +122

      This is so wrong 😅 How you reverse pickpocket a almost burned person, so that they become aggro and someone else kills them.

    • @elilundgreen
      @elilundgreen 3 роки тому +98

      Love how she still goes "Thank you." in a weak voice after she gets killed

    • @insertclevernamehere1186
      @insertclevernamehere1186 3 роки тому +155

      She isn't wearing any clothes though. Where are you putting that cup?
      No wonder she got so mad...

  • @鸞麤
    @鸞麤 4 роки тому +3347

    "How to Pacifist the Dark Brotherhood"
    Punches orphan child in his sleep

    • @user-ln2go4xp6d
      @user-ln2go4xp6d 4 роки тому +86

      @wes9777
      boss you killed a child? amazing mission complete that right there is why you're the best

    • @joebenzz
      @joebenzz 4 роки тому +5

      Magnificent!

    • @Tuskor130
      @Tuskor130 3 роки тому +11

      He passed a fist through that child's face, it follows the rules

    • @powerthunfischdesdonners3086
      @powerthunfischdesdonners3086 3 роки тому +10

      its called being a paciFIST for a reason.

    • @JubbaBubbaJR
      @JubbaBubbaJR 3 роки тому +17

      Their orphans
      What are they gonna do?
      Tell their MOM?

  • @d-1ochatodopedaco240
    @d-1ochatodopedaco240 5 років тому +2522

    "what kind of cruel person are you?"
    People Killed: 0
    Dogs punched: 1

    • @RamonSard
      @RamonSard 5 років тому +12

      Diz o medic main.

    • @goblingamer606
      @goblingamer606 5 років тому +36

      I hope he does a run where he only uses scrolls

    • @RicardoSantos-kh9rg
      @RicardoSantos-kh9rg 5 років тому +9

      He punched a dog, dude...

    • @cwp2175
      @cwp2175 5 років тому +29

      @@goblingamer606 I can say I have never actually used a scroll in a fight. So that is an especially intriguing idea

    • @dakotab.7244
      @dakotab.7244 5 років тому +1

      @@goblingamer606 people in Mitten Squad's recent Skyrim video have been asking for that

  • @ElwindMage
    @ElwindMage 5 років тому +2067

    *"How to get to the Cloud District often without talking to Nazeem"*

    • @johnv605
      @johnv605 5 років тому +25

      lol just kill him from stealth

    • @thegreen3918
      @thegreen3918 5 років тому +24

      *illegal techniques*

    • @freshlymemed5680
      @freshlymemed5680 5 років тому +35

      Death by mysterious circumstances...

    • @franklynt9499
      @franklynt9499 5 років тому +7

      That is simply not possible.

    • @seba2000100
      @seba2000100 5 років тому +16

      Nazeem is a secret agent waiting for correct response...

  • @yazidefirenze
    @yazidefirenze 3 роки тому +505

    *chooses to sleep for 24 hours*
    *Astrid kidnaps me after 30 mins*
    *Astrid endures the suffering of watching me sleep for nearly an entire f***ing day.*

    • @2_-
      @2_- 2 роки тому

      You sleep rather soundly for a murderer and fake assassin don't you?

    • @Lazymindflayerwithcofffee
      @Lazymindflayerwithcofffee 2 роки тому +17

      Power play right here

    • @amberhawksong
      @amberhawksong 2 роки тому +24

      Snork mimimimi

    • @pivotmaster351
      @pivotmaster351 Рік тому +6

      @@amberhawksong a mimir

    • @amberhawksong
      @amberhawksong Рік тому +21

      @@pivotmaster351 "Now I am become sleepy, the goer to bed." - J Robert Oppenheimer, father of the pjs, after drinking warm milk.

  • @ventavelns4694
    @ventavelns4694 5 років тому +684

    Alternative Title: How many protected NPCs are part of the Dark Brotherhood quest?

  • @yung_ape
    @yung_ape 5 років тому +1528

    So this is where Kira ended up after turning around in the Ghost Alley

    • @kazzy2974
      @kazzy2974 5 років тому +21

      so he is a merc in skyrim

    • @johnv605
      @johnv605 5 років тому +54

      Nah, just his stand.

    • @theFrozenfires
      @theFrozenfires 5 років тому +19

      Well, now we know what he saw when he turned around:
      "Hey you, you're finally awake"

    • @hanma4166
      @hanma4166 5 років тому +4

      man doge

    • @claudiofabian1054
      @claudiofabian1054 5 років тому +135

      *Gets dragged into Hell by the ghosts hands.
      *Everything is dark.
      *Darkness fades...
      "Hey you! You are finally awake..."

  • @hunterst6321
    @hunterst6321 5 років тому +2642

    Next: How to complete the bard's college without singing
    Oh wait...

    • @pretzelbomb6105
      @pretzelbomb6105 5 років тому +514

      The Greatest Challenge: Complete the Bards College by only doing things you’d expect an aspiring bard to do.

    • @hunterst6321
      @hunterst6321 5 років тому +139

      @@pretzelbomb6105 Gather all the instruments in Skyrim into one place....right?

    • @hunterst6321
      @hunterst6321 5 років тому +75

      @ Instruments of WAR
      ....against hunger

    • @shadesteel9247
      @shadesteel9247 5 років тому +12

      @ no Patrick...

    • @funydog5612
      @funydog5612 5 років тому +19

      @ Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll.

  • @phantomkrieger2744
    @phantomkrieger2744 4 роки тому +922

    Random elf in his underwear breaks into some kids house “you must be the assassin that I’m trying to hire”

    • @crudboy12
      @crudboy12 3 роки тому +149

      I mean if I was doing a ritual to summon an assassin and Killer Queen showed up, I would assume that I succeeded.

    • @Macoinebak
      @Macoinebak 3 роки тому +1

      Where’d you get your profile pic

    • @rangopistacho6928
      @rangopistacho6928 3 роки тому +13

      "Yes, ASSasin"
      FBI OPEN UP

    • @KPhilipHH
      @KPhilipHH 2 роки тому +2

      No no, that checks out

  • @KurosakiNaturo
    @KurosakiNaturo 5 років тому +2357

    "Dark Brotherhood but Pacifist Route"
    Next video: "Beating the Skyrim main story but in Morrowind"

    • @urfork1
      @urfork1 4 роки тому +73

      Franco Martins couple weeks time and it’ll be “beating oblivion but in Skyrim”

    • @PunkZombie1300
      @PunkZombie1300 4 роки тому +24

      @@urfork1 Well the Skyblivion team is starting to release content in chunks so maybe.

    • @KnightErrantRen
      @KnightErrantRen 4 роки тому +23

      Well, first of all, through CHIM, all things are possible, so jot that down.

    • @apenas_jonas
      @apenas_jonas 4 роки тому +10

      Damn grey skin. Go back to Morrowind.

    • @kazmakazii
      @kazmakazii 4 роки тому +8

      "Civil War but No War"

  • @luketwo1
    @luketwo1 5 років тому +1578

    Random Guard: THE GOURMET HAS KILLED THE EMPEROR.
    *guard who stabbed the emperor to death*: Yeah totally

    • @hunterst6321
      @hunterst6321 5 років тому +95

      Plot Twist: The guard's name was 'The Gourmet'

    • @SoaCrow
      @SoaCrow 5 років тому +12

      [EMPEROR CRIMSON]

    • @etcetera1995
      @etcetera1995 5 років тому +8

      Just another praetorian rebellion.

    • @thundergaming155
      @thundergaming155 5 років тому

      It’s King crimson not emperor crimson

    • @SoaCrow
      @SoaCrow 5 років тому +2

      @@thundergaming155 You completly missed the joke.

  • @ВадимВласенко-ю2ф
    @ВадимВласенко-ю2ф 5 років тому +1052

    What next?
    College of Winterhold without using magic?
    The Companions without using melee weapons?
    Civil war quest without discrimination?

    • @Ellimist000
      @Ellimist000 5 років тому +96

      The first two are easy

    • @SktrBCULrB
      @SktrBCULrB 5 років тому +75

      That last one is reverse racism against the ever oppressed gammers.

    • @manmanboyboydudedudeguyguy2800
      @manmanboyboydudedudeguyguy2800 5 років тому +19

      @@Ellimist000 dont you need to use magic to heat and cool that one thing

    • @SuperVALERock
      @SuperVALERock 5 років тому +15

      @@Ellimist000 you have to use a Ward spell at the initiation thing

    • @EnrocaLaRoca
      @EnrocaLaRoca 5 років тому +66

      @@SuperVALERock Spellbreaker: *Allow me to introduce myself*

  • @insertclevernamehere1186
    @insertclevernamehere1186 3 роки тому +341

    Astrid/Emperor: "Please kill me, I won't fight back"
    Ymfah: (sticks hand in pocket)
    Astrid/Emperor: *"Peace was never an option"*

  • @sunnyd9321
    @sunnyd9321 5 років тому +1657

    Safe at last. (Closes door)
    *Spider opens door*
    (Video cuts off)

    • @Thelegend_27a
      @Thelegend_27a 5 років тому +35

      But how did the spider open it

    • @chiefchief2871
      @chiefchief2871 5 років тому +8

      @@Thelegend_27a it just pushed it open

    • @aundersave
      @aundersave 5 років тому +23

      The legend 27 it had another spider grab the handle

    • @farresalt4381
      @farresalt4381 5 років тому +11

      @@Thelegend_27a, it just works.
      For them. XD

    • @paulstillman4949
      @paulstillman4949 5 років тому +11

      < To Be Continued I \ I

  • @stavroskyrtsoglou1411
    @stavroskyrtsoglou1411 5 років тому +6648

    I think there's a Skyrim reference in this Jojo episode

    • @Johncruel
      @Johncruel 4 роки тому +76

      Ikr

    • @PixelPalettes
      @PixelPalettes 4 роки тому +161

      If only we could figure out where it was...

    • @ineffabletryx6528
      @ineffabletryx6528 4 роки тому +104

      Maybe it's the spiders? I can't tell...

    • @spookyscaryskeletonsmith2840
      @spookyscaryskeletonsmith2840 4 роки тому +49

      you dumb people its obviously just a big reference to meme man when there vegetal

    • @c0smic_eve
      @c0smic_eve 4 роки тому +87

      The reference is the dark brotherhood this is a subtle reference to the assasins in skyrim

  • @aidanEFG
    @aidanEFG 5 років тому +454

    I've played Skyrim for easily 1000+ hours and never knew these spider things existed wtf

    • @AJ-sl7be
      @AJ-sl7be 5 років тому +7

      Did you not play dragonborn dlc?

    • @aidanEFG
      @aidanEFG 5 років тому +77

      @@AJ-sl7be I played it through dozens of times. Idk how I missed out on these or forgot about them.

    • @itsallwayspouringo
      @itsallwayspouringo 5 років тому +3

      Loli there part of the telvoni wizard’s quest line

    • @puglordabove3070
      @puglordabove3070 5 років тому

      I found them like a month ago and I used them so much

    • @diobrando9842
      @diobrando9842 5 років тому +17

      @@itsallwayspouringo bold of you to assume I did it

  • @bellatrix8247
    @bellatrix8247 4 роки тому +313

    i always feel especially bad about killing narfi because on my first playthrough, i completed his quest to find his sisters necklace, making him so happy and thankful, that he considered me a friend and decided to show up at my wedding in riften, so i snuck him some gold before leaving. when i got the contract to kill narfi my heart sunk and i wanted to kill whoever put the contract out on him instead :(

    • @CErra310
      @CErra310 2 роки тому +11

      The guards most likely did it

    • @quintonhasissues8276
      @quintonhasissues8276 2 роки тому +28

      @@CErra310 I was thinking the barkeeper tbh.

    • @tomthestone1470
      @tomthestone1470 2 роки тому +7

      @@quintonhasissues8276 that seems most likely. Not out of Ill intent of course.

    • @kastoridesbobur
      @kastoridesbobur 2 роки тому +53

      If you do the quest for the necklace, narfy will give you ingridient for the dark brotherhood ritual, so hypothetically narfi just wanted to see his sister

    • @stormbornapostle5188
      @stormbornapostle5188 Рік тому +40

      Narfi can give you human hearts and shit.
      I think he just killed his own sister and forgot about it.

  • @Am4gedon
    @Am4gedon 5 років тому +335

    "So Cicero wasn't fcking the Night Mother's body" you are a genius

  • @LewisVerified
    @LewisVerified 5 років тому +1182

    Oh yes, this is what i like to see after playing some skyrim for 3 hours.

  • @breh8455
    @breh8455 5 років тому +280

    Astrid: Welcome to the Dark brotherhood, how tough are you?
    Ymfah: *stares passively*
    Astrid: right this way sir

  • @ratchetanon1074
    @ratchetanon1074 3 роки тому +310

    Interestingly enough, you could've just helped Cicero prior to heading to Solstheim. He would've given you the 250 gold you needed to head there.

  • @kevint8026
    @kevint8026 5 років тому +1172

    How to Pacifist Dark Brotherhood
    Step 1 : Be Spider-man

  • @grimreefer9324
    @grimreefer9324 4 роки тому +1855

    I think the reason that such random people are labelled as “protected” is because they’re more likely to die without the Dragonborn doing jack shit.
    The mill guy could bite it to some random mudcrabs, the captain’s son could get got by some dragon on his way through the holds and Nazir’s attacker could... y’know, get killed by Nazir. Come to think of it why do you even need to “save” him, he seems to have got it down all on his own

    • @richardlionerheart1945
      @richardlionerheart1945 4 роки тому +209

      having to kill nazir's guy is so in character you don't just go straight to hugging the nightmother

    • @yourehereforthatarentyou
      @yourehereforthatarentyou 4 роки тому +117

      “get got” is one of my favorite sayings

    • @compositebow151
      @compositebow151 3 роки тому +48

      Makes sense, but it's truly irritating

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 3 роки тому +40

      @@richardlionerheart1945 in character for whom though
      the player decides what their character does

    • @SwordTune
      @SwordTune 3 роки тому +31

      @@deffdefying4803 But everyone's character wants to flex on Nazir by saving him.

  • @TheLegend1800
    @TheLegend1800 5 років тому +435

    This is pretty much the opposite of your Thieves Guild challenge.
    Thieves Guild: Lots of (crimeless) killing, no crimes or bounties.
    Dark Brotherhood: Lots of crimes and bounties, no killing.

    • @trackernivrig
      @trackernivrig 5 років тому +2

      Yeah, good point.

    • @spikymarshmallow7611
      @spikymarshmallow7611 5 років тому +3

      Considering the factions are out to do the inverted of each other, yeah. XD

    • @RaTicanD
      @RaTicanD 5 років тому +6

      Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

  • @ShiraCheshire
    @ShiraCheshire 3 роки тому +187

    Ahhh, happy memories. I did the dark brotherhood questline with almost 0 sneak. When I got to the wedding, I had neither the fighting ability to kill openly nor the sneak to hide it. What I ended up doing was to frenzy the wife. She takes what's basically a butter knife to the nearest person (her husband), and he retaliated with a gigantic murder sword, killing her. The bounty for casting that spell is almost nothing, I paid it off right away and waltzed out clean in the eyes of the law. It was funny that the quest after acted like there was some big chaos going on I had to escape, when really everything was totally calm.

  • @IRUNASSULT
    @IRUNASSULT 5 років тому +628

    The Dragonborn just wants a quiet life

    • @surrk1057
      @surrk1057 4 роки тому +23

      IRUNASSAULT
      What a beautiful sweetroll duwang

    • @lemex27gamesnshit
      @lemex27gamesnshit 4 роки тому +6

      what a beautiful winterhold

    • @RianKashfi
      @RianKashfi 4 роки тому +5

      Nah dude Calixto just wants a quiet life and some more hands.

    • @surrk1057
      @surrk1057 4 роки тому +2

      Faiyaz Kashfi Rian
      Shit, I remember now, he’s the Windhelm killer.

    • @wujek7616
      @wujek7616 4 роки тому +2

      **click sound**
      **explosion**

  • @matthewoconnor2742
    @matthewoconnor2742 5 років тому +1147

    Wow, This is a masterpiece. I like how 'pacifist' is exploiting loopholes and becoming an arachnomancer. Also new skyrim content in 2019 is nuts

    • @5T3LTH
      @5T3LTH 5 років тому +11

      Agreed. Also fyi skyrim vr is the best thing on vive or occulus plus a ton of new mod support for vr is really boosting skyrim again.

    • @popopop984
      @popopop984 5 років тому +16

      5T3LTH Or they could make a new game...

    • @5T3LTH
      @5T3LTH 5 років тому +15

      popopop984 that would be ideal. Right now most newer vr games just feel like mobile games compared to modded skyrim vr

    • @louthinator
      @louthinator 5 років тому +7

      @@popopop984 they are making a new game... TES6 was announced at E3 2018

    • @fehiy4269
      @fehiy4269 5 років тому +3

      @@louthinator yea... for 8 years already lol :D

  • @franktidepod8724
    @franktidepod8724 5 років тому +1816

    Dragonborn: _Rises through the ranks of the Brotherhood without taking a single life._
    Night Mother: *_Wait, that's illegal._*

  • @TsunwoDere
    @TsunwoDere 3 роки тому +221

    No matter how many times I watch this,
    I still laugh my ass off when he closes the door and the spiders just reopen it.

    • @aeroga2383
      @aeroga2383 Рік тому +4

      This guy's editing is immaculate. He does stuff like this in all his videos

  • @GraceofGosh
    @GraceofGosh 5 років тому +149

    i just keep rewatching these because the editing and cinematography is just perfect

  • @Mustang-wt1se
    @Mustang-wt1se 5 років тому +802

    *guard sees man flying on a bucket*
    Guard: "I'm going home now"

    • @thelonelyghost1634
      @thelonelyghost1634 4 роки тому +53

      "By Talos, this skooma stuff is strong"

    • @Wolfbane1677
      @Wolfbane1677 4 роки тому +11

      "By the nine I need to stop drinking on the job."

  • @Antorion
    @Antorion 5 років тому +950

    "I beat Dark Brotherhood while being a Pacifist!"
    "How?"
    "I threw 5 kinds of spiders in people's faces.
    And used UNO Reverse Cards."

    • @flatd13tsoda56
      @flatd13tsoda56 5 років тому

      What do you mean by uno reverse cards?

    • @mr.slightlymad4496
      @mr.slightlymad4496 5 років тому +4

      @@flatd13tsoda56 I guess reversed pickpocket trick

    • @flatd13tsoda56
      @flatd13tsoda56 5 років тому +8

      @@mr.slightlymad4496 I think he meant when he traveled back in time. But that's Jojo, not uno.

    • @toastytoaster2797
      @toastytoaster2797 5 років тому +14

      @@flatd13tsoda56 No, it was when the NPCs sic the guards on him, but then he uses the mind control spiders be like "no u"

  • @anaveragefellow3255
    @anaveragefellow3255 4 роки тому +161

    Every time I see that stupid bucket with a handle under "Need", I just know it got really serious.

  • @Rockgod17
    @Rockgod17 4 роки тому +2093

    Thieves guild: hey we need help
    Ymfah: have you tried not stealing
    College of winterhold: hey we need help
    Ymfah: have you tried no magic
    Dark brotherhood: he we need help
    Ymfah: have you tried-
    Dark Brotherhood: yeah we know not kill-
    Ymfah: SPIDERS
    Dark Brotherhood: *jojo's intensifies*

    • @alextikasz5976
      @alextikasz5976 4 роки тому +98

      Companions: hey we need help
      Ymfah: have you tried vampire form with no armor no weapons

    • @MulettoMotorsports
      @MulettoMotorsports 4 роки тому +53

      Kars: ACDC! VAMPIRE MASKS...for spiders
      Acdc: OOOH!

    • @ShaqNasty557
      @ShaqNasty557 3 роки тому +4

      @@alextikasz5976 Have you tried using magic?

    • @AverageDunce
      @AverageDunce 3 роки тому +4

      @@alextikasz5976 dio's first battle: *Y e s*

    • @K24B
      @K24B 3 роки тому +3

      Lol, on my first playthrough, i became arch mage without using any magic, cuz my build is warrior (mostly stealth archer xD) so i defeat all the enemies only using sword and bow. And at that time i dont even know that college is for mage 😂

  • @marshroverv5632
    @marshroverv5632 5 років тому +330

    ymfah becomes the ultimate assasin. Not even the game knows he did it.

  • @sopmodii1505
    @sopmodii1505 5 років тому +1159

    Punched a Dog
    Crushed someone with a rock
    Rewinded time
    Shows stand charts
    This video is the biggest JoJo reference I have ever seen.

    • @innocyte_
      @innocyte_ 5 років тому +38

      Holy shit. Now that dog actually makes sense. I was sooo blind.

    • @funninoriginal6054
      @funninoriginal6054 5 років тому

      No punches or stone masks, though

    • @innocyte_
      @innocyte_ 5 років тому +26

      @@funninoriginal6054 Not a single Dragon Priest Mask. Smh

    • @Sparrow_Bloodhunter
      @Sparrow_Bloodhunter 5 років тому +4

      yo... someone should make a Jojo mod for skyrim.

    • @lukittyluscious
      @lukittyluscious 5 років тому +10

      it literally has Morioh radio

  • @ManusDionysii
    @ManusDionysii 3 роки тому +710

    “pacifist”
    *punches kid to instigate mk ultra victim’s suicide by cop*

    • @sethwilson7088
      @sethwilson7088 3 роки тому +22

      This is the most underappreciated comment on youtube

    • @francodacosta4837
      @francodacosta4837 3 роки тому +23

      Emphasis on the fist part

    • @chickenwingbob2881
      @chickenwingbob2881 3 роки тому +7

      Hey, if the kid he punched an’t dead it’s fine.

    • @bluedogz1624
      @bluedogz1624 7 місяців тому

      You can literally just fling a kettle into Grelod's face and because she has 1 HP she just crumbles

  • @jgloukas
    @jgloukas 5 років тому +445

    The time when Bethesda releases a glitchless game will be a tragedy for us all

    • @AC1000Terror
      @AC1000Terror 5 років тому +112

      The impossible is nothing to be scared of.

    • @shoyouagun
      @shoyouagun 5 років тому +35

      Bold of you to assume Bethesda will ever release a glitchless game

    • @matejbosela9093
      @matejbosela9093 5 років тому +19

      >Glitchless
      >Methesda
      Choose one and One ONLY

    • @dragonslayermasterornstein83
      @dragonslayermasterornstein83 5 років тому +4

      Judging on the game fallout 76. I'd doubt that will ever happen

  • @samuelele
    @samuelele 5 років тому +308

    10:50 moral of the story: if the shopkeeper doesn‘t have what you want, just slap them in the face

  • @jacksquatt6082
    @jacksquatt6082 5 років тому +312

    *Next time on YMFAH* Completing the mage college questline without casting any spells.

    • @dwight3555
      @dwight3555 5 років тому +19

      I've already seen someone do that, though they used magic from staffs, but no magic cast from the hands.

    • @heartbeat4atinman
      @heartbeat4atinman 5 років тому +7

      There is one time where you have to cast a spell: during the one puzzle in "Revealing the Unseen" where you have to use flame and frost spells. Not sure if there's any way around it.

    • @dwight3555
      @dwight3555 5 років тому +26

      @@heartbeat4atinman Staffs resole this problem, since technically you're just using the power inside the item and not really practicing magic yourself.

    • @Ellimist000
      @Ellimist000 5 років тому

      @@dwight3555 You don't even need to do that. Be dragonborn or speech-check Faralda at the door, use Spellbreaker for Tolfdir's demonstration, use a pawned enchanted weapon, explosive/frost crossbow bolt, or torch for one puzzle. I think that is literally it. You would need the staff for the final boss, but you could probably do it by giving it to a follower maybe? Lord knows ymfah could probably glitch Ancano to die without needing to actually fire the staff. Sure, all the enemies use magic, but you can easily counteract that without even using enchanting. It's sad really

    • @alienkeee6305
      @alienkeee6305 5 років тому +2

      Easy tho

  • @sadsaxgaming2619
    @sadsaxgaming2619 2 роки тому +277

    Someone finally did it. They played the Brotherhood questline as Bethesda intended.

  • @snek7915
    @snek7915 5 років тому +119

    3:13 - The fourth, hidden ability of Killer Queen:
    THE SUPLEX

  • @dmitrykhvostik5975
    @dmitrykhvostik5975 5 років тому +423

    Now College of Winterhold questline without magi...
    Oh.

    • @selectivepontification8766
      @selectivepontification8766 5 років тому +75

      _Literally just the regular questline_

    • @leocheung8860
      @leocheung8860 5 років тому +70

      Now the Bard's College without music
      oh wait

    • @caseyb1346
      @caseyb1346 5 років тому +3

      Thieves guild without stealing?

    • @kintaro1851
      @kintaro1851 5 років тому +22

      It's even easier if you don't build for a mage, since the final boss drains your magicka. And there are enemies that resist every kind of destruction magic, like the boss from the Peryite quest, they really don't want you to play this style.

  • @commitsniff370
    @commitsniff370 5 років тому +340

    "Completed: speak to Astrid
    Objective updated: Conduct an STD test"
    The little details.

    • @TheRealFobican
      @TheRealFobican 5 років тому +1

      This cannot be an original quest..

    • @samalcorn1336
      @samalcorn1336 5 років тому

      I was about to type "i dont get it pls explain" and then it clicked
      THOT DETECTED

    • @delvinnguyen3799
      @delvinnguyen3799 5 років тому +1

      Pasta Sarmonella E-Specialé Oh yes it is 😏

  • @ジョジョさま
    @ジョジョさま 3 роки тому +44

    I always liked that Astrid was chilling on top of a bookshelf.
    And then no other character does something like that in game again.
    Also, Astrid is one of the oldest Scandinavian names. It means something like flower.

  • @Joeggurnaut546
    @Joeggurnaut546 5 років тому +100

    「STAND MASTER」 Killer Queen Requiem
    「STAND NAME」 Eye of the Spider
    「ABILITY」 Living a quiet life

  • @fillweeney
    @fillweeney 5 років тому +383

    I love how even in the “pacifist” playthrough Cicero dies

    • @pandequeso
      @pandequeso 4 роки тому

      "dies"

    • @crazynuki3959
      @crazynuki3959 4 роки тому +1

      @@pandequeso he actually dies but from ''natural causes''

    • @operaghosts
      @operaghosts 4 роки тому +1

      Cicero’s the second best Skyrim character imo

  • @Jaime0007
    @Jaime0007 5 років тому +225

    So you are going to complete the dark brotherhood questline without killing anyone
    Ymfah: well yes, but actually, no

  • @niccruz144
    @niccruz144 3 роки тому +77

    I lost it when Astrid, literally roasted and begging to die, sprang up after a botched pickpocket attempt.

  • @selectivepontification8766
    @selectivepontification8766 5 років тому +170

    Dark Brotherhood: So you want to kill people for a living
    ymfah: Well yes but actually no

  • @stuff148
    @stuff148 4 роки тому +872

    During my first run I got the Dark Brotherhood note and my character never slept so I never met Astrid until maybe 3 weeks later (I slept in a Dwemer ruin I was in the middle of and it made me so sad).

    • @user-kx2zv7tg3u
      @user-kx2zv7tg3u 4 роки тому +53

      Oh I’m sorry man

    • @akai4942
      @akai4942 4 роки тому +373

      Astrid luring in the shadows must've been pretty scared waiting and waiting and never seeing you sleep

    • @skeletonking2253
      @skeletonking2253 4 роки тому +348

      "Holy shit do i really wanna take this freak who never sleeps?"

    • @bonefetcherbrimley7740
      @bonefetcherbrimley7740 4 роки тому +22

      @@skeletonking2253 EXACTLY!

    • @samueldelatorre4766
      @samueldelatorre4766 4 роки тому +69

      She followed you for how much fucking time?

  • @TurboToadnt
    @TurboToadnt 5 років тому +176

    "Killer Queen has already touched the doorknob"
    *child screaming*

  • @campbellstrickland7240
    @campbellstrickland7240 4 роки тому +209

    26:34 I love the fact that he said “Rexus! Help me!” And rexus kills him

  • @jaluprameswara0703
    @jaluprameswara0703 5 років тому +164

    "Have you heard of the High Elves?"
    DAMN THIS GETS ME EVERYTIME

    • @vurrunna
      @vurrunna 5 років тому +3

      Pretty sure I laughed for a full minute at that one. It's perfect.

    • @brosephnoonan223
      @brosephnoonan223 5 років тому +2

      Have you heard of the ((High Elves))

  • @Nivajoe817
    @Nivajoe817 5 років тому +544

    "I'll never tell you the location of the gourmet"
    5 seconds later
    "This a exactly where he is and what he looks like"

  • @matteomancini7069
    @matteomancini7069 5 років тому +115

    24:12 "You dare invade my home?"
    *You Picked the wrong House Fool!*

  • @Gonz_Ap
    @Gonz_Ap 3 роки тому +149

    Lol I didn’t realise until now: 7:06 It says at the top left corner “Cicero will remember this”

  • @xjetfirex3956
    @xjetfirex3956 5 років тому +206

    Spider-man, Spider-Man,
    Throws the spiders as fast as he can.

    • @longhuynh9360
      @longhuynh9360 4 роки тому +1

      Great now I can’t unhear that in my head now
      Thanks a lot

  • @bigfudge2031
    @bigfudge2031 5 років тому +200

    24:05 you can kill me but don't you dare try and pickpocket me.

  • @KittyKatty999
    @KittyKatty999 5 років тому +362

    Pacifist,
    Definition: Someone who uses zero violence.
    Video: *Throws spiders at people, to force them to hurt others.*
    Seems legit. XP

    • @Dukstless
      @Dukstless 5 років тому +28

      He's a technical pacifist.

    • @gnomechewer1351
      @gnomechewer1351 5 років тому +15

      @@Dukstless The best kind of pacifist.

    • @CanOfForTuna
      @CanOfForTuna 5 років тому +1

      The little details...

    • @TheGreatCreator101
      @TheGreatCreator101 5 років тому +3

      Should be called "Dark Brotherhood Without Killing" I guess? Since there's technically no killing as far as the game is concerned.

    • @nopressure6986
      @nopressure6986 5 років тому

      And punches old ladies

  • @parkersalchak3506
    @parkersalchak3506 4 роки тому +141

    Fun fact: grelod the kind only has 1 health, so basically anything can kill her. Tossing an object at her very lightly is enough to kill her

    • @Man-of-segs
      @Man-of-segs 4 роки тому +26

      Finally, something i can kill with telekinesis

    • @parkersalchak3506
      @parkersalchak3506 4 роки тому +30

      @@Man-of-segs telekinesis was practically designed just for killing grelod the kind

    • @akiraigarashi2874
      @akiraigarashi2874 Рік тому +4

      @@parkersalchak3506 It's great for skipping puzzles and traps too

  • @RuSosan
    @RuSosan 5 років тому +417

    >How to *Pacifist* Dark Brotherhood
    >"Punch some kid" to get guards to kill Grelod
    🤔

  • @grimreefer9324
    @grimreefer9324 4 роки тому +373

    Fun fact I actually ate the jarrin root and didn’t die in my DB playthrough
    I, uh... I had to improvise.

    • @grimreefer9324
      @grimreefer9324 4 роки тому +98

      Anyway Y'all gay I think I might’ve been wearing the nightingale tunic thing and I believe that gives a 50% resistance to poison
      I also had quite a bit of health, since I was reasonably high level.

    • @ichbinjasokreativ2452
      @ichbinjasokreativ2452 4 роки тому +59

      @@grimreefer9324 sounds reasonable, given that the root does 200 damage when eaten.
      but i`m not sure if it counts as poison when you eat it.

    • @alkaupadhyay7650
      @alkaupadhyay7650 3 роки тому +23

      @@ichbinjasokreativ2452 only 200? Damn the gaudarr amulet (the one that you have to combine, 3 boss battles, one boss rush, it gives +30 in Health,stamina and magika) have my back then

    • @CErra310
      @CErra310 3 роки тому +60

      @@alkaupadhyay7650Only 200 if you have a really shitty alchemy stat.
      For "some reason" (i.e. because the game's programming is awful) the higher your alchemy stat is the more damage you receive from eating poisonous alchemy ingredients, and at Alchemy 100 you receive 600 damage from Jarrin Root.

    • @pumaman7072
      @pumaman7072 3 роки тому +80

      @@CErra310 (At low levels) You don't know enough about Alchemy to know that you should be dead after eating it.

  • @TheDragonCat99
    @TheDragonCat99 5 років тому +62

    Astrid: * is lying on the floor, burned to a crisp, barely alive, asking for death *
    Dragonborn: * steals something *
    Astrid: * leaps to feet immediately, arms raised for fisticuffs *
    OI MATE UR CRUISIN FOR A BRUISIN

  • @leonardomafrareina7634
    @leonardomafrareina7634 Рік тому +18

    It's been 12 years since Skyrim came out and 3 years since this video was posted, and it never gets old, what an amazing game.

  • @HellishSpoon
    @HellishSpoon 5 років тому +171

    8:50
    Holy crap never thought some one would use my killer queen green screen

  • @purpleey
    @purpleey 5 років тому +1092

    13:10 "So Cicero wasn't *f-cking* the Night Mother's body..?"

    • @DullWolfGaming
      @DullWolfGaming 5 років тому +205

      Notice the "Conduct STD test" right after.

    • @065muhammadnurimanbinabdul6
      @065muhammadnurimanbinabdul6 5 років тому +30

      Ah this man hear what others not notice

    • @HoundofOdin
      @HoundofOdin 5 років тому +69

      Cicero is heavily implied to both be in love with the Night Mother and have engaged in "relations" with her body. 😬🤢🤮

    • @Tn-ze5ey
      @Tn-ze5ey 5 років тому +46

      @@HoundofOdin but its his mother so skyrim is set in alabama

    • @anattablue
      @anattablue 5 років тому +31

      It's *our* mother

  • @Giuseppu
    @Giuseppu 5 років тому +145

    Omg that astrid death is a masterpiece
    I love you so mutch for that xD

    • @Abyss10n
      @Abyss10n 5 років тому +27

      I was like "Okay I am ready for him to pull absolutely any trick out of his ass for this one."
      I was not ready. I never could have been ready.

    • @theman6422
      @theman6422 5 років тому +3

      She breathed at the wrong time

  • @colossusslayer1234
    @colossusslayer1234 3 роки тому +29

    "I won't fight you... unless you put stuff in my pockets, that really grinds my gears"

  • @extremevelocitygaming973
    @extremevelocitygaming973 5 років тому +106

    These videos are the very definition of “do it for the meme”

  • @AG19901990
    @AG19901990 4 роки тому +69

    After 1500 hrs into Skyrim, I did not know that Astrid can get up and fight you in her final state. I always assumed it was a fixed pose.

  • @JCaleb
    @JCaleb 5 років тому +402

    13:18
    Completed: Speak to Astrid
    Conduct an STD test
    WTF?

    • @daturadubs7423
      @daturadubs7423 4 роки тому +2

      Fr tho what happened there

    • @yourleftnostril835
      @yourleftnostril835 4 роки тому +34

      I mean, he slept with a corpse, getting tested is probably a good idea

    • @professormutant3252
      @professormutant3252 4 роки тому +2

      okay so i wasnt the only one who noticed that

    • @The-Omega-Blade
      @The-Omega-Blade 4 роки тому +11

      if you play the part back with the night mother, Ymfah swaps the parts to make it go: "you have violated the night mother!" and "so ciscero wasn't cucking (used the "cooking" part) the night mother" so thats why he edited in "conduct an STD test" i'm surprised you people don't understand how Ymfah edits and makes these silly moments.

    • @The-Omega-Blade
      @The-Omega-Blade 4 роки тому +2

      @Epsilon7x gotta say it just in case, can't tell half the time if people are being serious in these vids and honestly it's just insight to what madness is behind ymfah

  • @orukarm
    @orukarm 3 роки тому +74

    I like how he could’ve just downloaded a mod to make killer queen, but instead he was committed to doing it vanilla style just to stay true to form and so people don’t think he’s cheating with mods

  • @crayzgae2586
    @crayzgae2586 5 років тому +144

    “DIO!”
    “Oh? You’re approaching me?”
    “I can’t beat the shit out of you without throwing explosive spiders at you”

    • @brodiebligh4828
      @brodiebligh4828 4 роки тому

      Cray Z Gae What part is that from, I'm watching the one with Jotaro but I don't remember it from Jonathan's part

  • @skeletah9870
    @skeletah9870 5 років тому +48

    Making Skyrim playthroughs still innovative in 2019... you deserve an award

  • @Xzanah
    @Xzanah 5 років тому +209

    "How to pacifist the Dark Brotherhood"
    Proceeds to assault child and instigate violence between civilians and guards

    • @PunkZombie1300
      @PunkZombie1300 4 роки тому +3

      He used to say "without killing" but youtube would autorestrict/demonitize it immediately. So he changed it. Ironically they're technically the least violent Skyrim runs lol.