"Your entire body just forms into one solid tear, and then you fall to the floor and then you evaporate into the heavens, and then you rain down on the people and everybody feels your pain." Mark, that was fucking beautiful.
These basic fuckers mocking you do not know how to honor THE Based God Markichan. Based God, we pray that you teach those basic hoes in hell how to be based so they can go to heaven. We pray that you can get Akira as your waifu and Makoto as your balloon sidefu. Amen.
I love how mark starts to talk in increasing levels of gibberish as the run progresses. Talking about an entire person turning into a tear and falling from clouds onto people. Mark is literally mad.
God I remember when I first saw this video, back when inferno IV was unbeatable for me. Knowing exactly what mark is talking about. Now I watch this and I'm just like, "mark gimmie the controller, I can do this track for you with 0 faults."
This reminds me of those damn daredevil runs in Mario Galaxy where one hit means death. Especially this one lava level were you have to run up while lava chases you.
I find it hilarious how he has balls of steel when it comes to gut wrenching, rage inducing games, but his rage can only be induced around nanners when he cheats
My thoughts at beginning of track:"how can someone have over 100 fails?", *sees track*, my thoughts whilest seeing attempt:"you are a pro, forgive my infedality" If you can beat this then go ask for money, get sponsors and start competitions
I have a new respect for u mark if I was playing I would have just trashed the first thing I saw and went out to kill about as many people as I hade fails
"Your entire body just forms into one solid tear, and then you fall to the floor and then you evaporate into the heavens, and then you rain down on the people and everybody feels your pain."
Mark, that was fucking beautiful.
I've just been informed Mark lit himself on fire a few minutes ago. RIP in piece Mark.
Mr. Hands will be missed.
May Based God have mercy on his soul... RIP
Really yay?
Rest In Peace in piece?
These basic fuckers mocking you do not know how to honor THE Based God Markichan. Based God, we pray that you teach those basic hoes in hell how to be based so they can go to heaven. We pray that you can get Akira as your waifu and Makoto as your balloon sidefu. Amen.
I nearly shat myself at the end. I can't believe how good that guy is.
"You get to skip a section of the map because you're gods gift to motorcycle games" I almost cried at that
"I've almost got this one..." Has it 110 faults later.
I love how mark starts to talk in increasing levels of gibberish as the run progresses. Talking about an entire person turning into a tear and falling from clouds onto people. Mark is literally mad.
I think Mark got Allison pregnant and then he missed her giving birth to their child because he was too busy live streaming Trials.
Alyson*
Coming this summer for Trials Fusion:
Front Wheel Drive DLC.
Wasn't Day One DLC, 0/10.
BradTheAmerican the atv has front wheel drive, no dlc required
You certainly spouted out some amazing poetry during this video. You, the tear, rain upon us, and we feel your sadness.
Mark, I could listen to your sarcastic commentaries all day. You need a national radio station.
yes a thousand times yes
Mark's commentaries are awesome, he makes any game entertaining to watch.
I have no idea what could possibly keep you motivated enough to keep playing this.
Ive Never seen Mark soo damn defeated. He went through like the 7 stages of grief in the span of 71 mins
God I remember when I first saw this video, back when inferno IV was unbeatable for me. Knowing exactly what mark is talking about.
Now I watch this and I'm just like, "mark gimmie the controller, I can do this track for you with 0 faults."
Now get to the end of it with 0 faults and bail out into the blue orb! You get taken to a version of the track 10 times harder!
"I halve almost got this one" 110 faults later "Oh that´s it, ok."
I realized I was leaning with the bike. I laughed. It was glorious.
This brings me back to the live steam...
Ahhh Sunday....
I just started laughing uncontrollably when the video sped up and the music began to play. XD
You cannot rustle the triumvirate. Mark's jimmies are eternal.
Thank you mark for this.
You gotta get that front wheel drive.
Mark has finally found his Jigsaw.
RedLynx: "Hello Mark. I want you to play a game"
Your gameplay is so flucking flawless.
That flawless replay... was so beautiful. I had tears in my eyes.
I'm Burnin' For You sounds like a 90's pop song. Your creativity is interesting Mark.
I'm think that it's a blue oyster cult song.
lol props to you for even trying a second time.. you're a much bigger man than I
This reminds me of those damn daredevil runs in Mario Galaxy where one hit means death. Especially this one lava level were you have to run up while lava chases you.
holy fuck that reaction to the platinum run was priceless.
this is how mark reaches climax
it starts awful but it would make him feel proud for a few seconds then nopes
I've been excited for this since the stream :D
This video is still hilarious 2 years later
I find it hilarious how he has balls of steel when it comes to gut wrenching, rage inducing games, but his rage can only be induced around nanners when he cheats
Honed in the fires of trials hell, nothing can bring him down anymore.
Go for the gold medal, Mark!
I would love to see "Mark Simulator 2014"...just complain about everything,extra points for use of sarcasm and irony
***** just imagine the possibilities...You can sandbox that game. Or time attack. Just complain about everything you see,as fast as you can.
Wow, there actually was a relevant ad for this video, something i've never seen a relevant ad before.
Lionel Richie cries for you Mark, he WEEPS
Having just beaten this map a couple of days ago, I feel your pain.
I got sweaty hands and feet just from watching this
'But it's fine because I've almost got this one' 100 faults later LOL
Somebody get David Cage! We need emotion!
"I've almost got this one"
100 faults later he gets it
It's gonna be OK Mark! Stroodle will comfort you
"I am an emotionless husk of a man" Two minutes later: god dammit!
Mark is expecting a child. Alyson is pregnant...
You know there is a Ninja Version of all the expert maps right? the inferno one is insanely hard
This game is literally the definition of insanity. Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting shit to change.
lol great video. I enjoyed your displeasure. thank you mark lol
Mark is stuck in Purgatory forever playing Trials Fusion
I find it rather amusing that the ad I had before this was four trials fusion
-45 WRECKED.
They officially labelled it a suicide.
I am David Cage. Much emotion.
20:23 "I've almost got this one, alright?." 20:31 110 faults later he makes it xD
i am an emotionless husk of a man who feels no love!
you can just feel how Mike is slowly going insane
Dont lie Mark, i can hear the pain and depression in your voice
"Or a game just like this, Dark Souls"-Mark *brofisted*
Where is your "Way Of The Machine" video @AllShamNoWow
?
Such Emotion...Such Praise much wow
#ForgottenSubClub
you guys got real annoying on the stream
#lestweforget
Trials fusion is almost 10 years old!! Holy shit I’m old 😭😭
"I'm no basic bitch" -Markichan 2014
this deserves a like.
Makes me wonder how many game testers lost their shit over this insanity.
My controller would have been thrown to the wall all those 878 times.... And there would be a giant hole in my wall...
You have the patience of a saint! I would have killed my pc haha
great entertainment in your videos
I'm pretty sure the developers made those levels and the level creators have a 1:200000000000000000 chances of finishing this in less then 10 tries
Mark's patience is infinite
Jesus this is hard to watch XD I have the game and I feel you man. I didn't even bother on Inferno.
Ah yes, i was wondering which would break first, your spirit, or your controller
That's closer from Tantale supplice than any form of fun... ^^
Blue Oyster Cult reference, I dig it.
Watching this makes me feel pain.
PLAY WITH JORDAN AND NICK WHEN MULTIPLAYER COMES OUT!
how did he not quit wow amazing patience
Mark! More of this!!! :D
Mark is on the verge of insanity
Mark is the new clap trap (reference to the start of the thing)
I counted at least 110 faults in the first obstacle, but you probably had like 300. Anyway, nice job Merk
"Like if you have a pregnant wife." Is there something you need to tell us?
This made me realize I must hate myself because I like playing this and Dark Souls.
My thoughts at beginning of track:"how can someone have over 100 fails?", *sees track*, my thoughts whilest seeing attempt:"you are a pro, forgive my infedality"
If you can beat this then go ask for money, get sponsors and start competitions
I have a new respect for u mark if I was playing I would have just trashed the first thing I saw and went out to kill about as many people as I hade fails
How did you get that rhino mask? Xbox exclusive?
I cry everytime ;_;
When he was watching the replay I almost shit my pants
lol when it said too many faults
Mark is Vaas :O 11:33
(in case you dont get it, its close to the definition of insanity)
I would've quit or broken something including my hand in 5 minutes.
I had a good time at the live stream keep up the "good" work, 265 faults
24:50 Oh god I can't stop laughing
Mark has become a psychologist! No emotions!
The emotion is real.
It's non-existent
"I'm no basic bitch" 😂😂😂😂
In this time of beating 1 map, Metal gear solid ground zero has been beaten 10 times.
Why don't you upload a full-length version with no cuts in the track, that way we can feel your pain more.
Mark if it makes you feel better your's hurt worse.
Dat guy's run at the end made me shit bricks
I think Vaas would have quite the story to tell Mark.
I still don't see why you couldn't have done this during the stream
***** His stream was a lot like this video, he just didn't spend as much time on each obstacle
Bc he didn't want to. The. End.
He said on the stream that he was saving Inferno for a video.