The Harshest Burns from the Roast of Justin Bieber

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  • @ComedyCentral
    @ComedyCentral  5 років тому +10566

    The Roast of Alec Baldwin premieres September 15 on Comedy Central. See who will be roasting Alec here:
    ua-cam.com/video/ePp-8vOmmdk/v-deo.html

    • @daHalog0d
      @daHalog0d 5 років тому +54

      Comedy Central fuck Alec Baldwin.

    • @mgeek1
      @mgeek1 5 років тому +17

      ^^^^Trumpster.^^^^

    • @daHalog0d
      @daHalog0d 5 років тому +25

      mgeek1 did u just make an assumption? Remember, don't make an ass outta you and me. Im neither Republican nor democract but feel free to try again

    • @parrottfeatherseyes7033
      @parrottfeatherseyes7033 5 років тому +13

      The worst roast

    • @ssjgodgoku924
      @ssjgodgoku924 5 років тому

      Jesse Wood fuck you

  • @hahahahaBHFSD7
    @hahahahaBHFSD7 4 роки тому +26881

    Kevin hart and shaq giggling together is the best thing ever

    • @grantwarner1395
      @grantwarner1395 4 роки тому +312

      Pete Davidson: says a joke about his dad being dead Too far?
      Audience: Laughs
      Pete: Ok, we're good.

    • @russellgreen5429
      @russellgreen5429 4 роки тому +6

      The Roast of Alec Baldwin premieres September 15 on Comedy Central. See who will be roasting Alec here:
      ua-cam.com/video/ePp-8vOmmdk/v-deo.html

    • @sfdfsafsdf485
      @sfdfsafsdf485 4 роки тому +54

      Everyone:Tries To Roast Justin Bieber for 2 hours
      Justin: Roasts Everyone in 5 minutes

    • @sulabhyadav52
      @sulabhyadav52 3 роки тому +1

      @@russellgreen5429 p

    • @ad9713
      @ad9713 3 роки тому +1

      No Terra, you are the best thing ever

  • @whiteheavn
    @whiteheavn 3 роки тому +34128

    "All these rappers on stage and Martha Stewart has done the most jail time"
    BRO NATASHA IS WILD 😭😭

  • @texas70.32
    @texas70.32 5 років тому +9981

    “All these rappers up here and Martha Stewart spent the most jail time...”

  • @nnk2874
    @nnk2874 2 роки тому +3120

    Natasha’s set was the most hilarious piece in my opinion. All her jokes were on point.

    • @paulmichael8796
      @paulmichael8796 2 роки тому

      Yeah that's what I thought, she had about three that were maybe joke of the night, everyone else had one at most

    • @forgottenmma3694
      @forgottenmma3694 2 роки тому +33

      I skipped her

    • @ryanforrest14
      @ryanforrest14 2 роки тому +30

      @@forgottenmma3694 ong I didn’t laugh once

    • @naomiburn8386
      @naomiburn8386 2 роки тому +16

      Except her Justin Bieber line

    • @merrymonarch
      @merrymonarch 2 роки тому +31

      She was the best

  • @moonbeam4016
    @moonbeam4016 5 років тому +7243

    The joke about Kevin Hart going up on his wife is gold

  • @KMEDDY-official
    @KMEDDY-official 5 років тому +6733

    I just like how snoop is able to smoke anywhere

    • @JTPCovers
      @JTPCovers 5 років тому +209

      I bet he only goes places if he can smoke there 😂

    • @MissBlueEyeliner
      @MissBlueEyeliner 5 років тому +160

      I think it may actually just be a prerequisite to having Snoop at any kind of event.

    • @anarc3
      @anarc3 5 років тому +158

      @@JTPCovers Correct. If he can't smoke he won't go. He famously skipped multiple countries to hold concerts in if he would be unable to smoke.

    • @grandpulse7970
      @grandpulse7970 5 років тому +59

      Begs the question how is he still alive. If superman exists snoop must have his lungs

    • @leroycreemers6396
      @leroycreemers6396 5 років тому +58

      he gets fined for smoking.. like he gives a fuck about fines...

  • @sketch3744
    @sketch3744 2 роки тому +4323

    Pete went first and he still completely destroyed everyone. material, setup and timing/delivery were all 11/10

  • @mysterymyself5795
    @mysterymyself5795 5 років тому +28226

    I feel like all the "roasts" on Shaq are just compliments to him

    • @anthonyflores3904
      @anthonyflores3904 5 років тому +2349

      When I heard “Shaqs dick is so big” I was like woaaahhh wait a minute here

    • @z87OFFICIAL
      @z87OFFICIAL 5 років тому +449

      IQ 32... compliment...rea...oh ok, it is.

    • @stevenwagner1236
      @stevenwagner1236 5 років тому +861

      Well are you brave enough to roast that man? Cause I sure as hell ain't

    • @franzwollang
      @franzwollang 5 років тому +176

      It's cuz he's a salty fuck who would take it poorly. Look at how he acted on Hot Ones...

    • @Andino.
      @Andino. 5 років тому +42

      1:54 yeap🤷🏻‍♂️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @soursaccharine
    @soursaccharine 5 років тому +17668

    “All these rappers on stage and Martha Stewart has done the most jail time”

    • @jimmysinner5089
      @jimmysinner5089 5 років тому +131

      ᗰ I ᑎ ᑎ T ᑕ ᗩ ᑕ T I
      Exactly, meaning they’re fake gangsters, snoop ain’t shit, I’d beat his ass in under 30 seconds guaranteed.

    • @rithikdutta8086
      @rithikdutta8086 5 років тому +698

      @@jimmysinner5089 bruh

    • @Heretic911G
      @Heretic911G 5 років тому +48

      I came straight to the comments after hearint that.

    • @Heavenly-Drakian
      @Heavenly-Drakian 5 років тому +342

      @@jimmysinner5089 you could beat snoop but you sure as hell can't beat the body guards he hires to protect him

    • @rileyflaville4399
      @rileyflaville4399 5 років тому +22

      Little Johnny but you couldn’t, have you ever seen him Box

  • @austinfull8941
    @austinfull8941 5 років тому +10278

    That dead dad joke from Pete is one of the hardest hitting roast of all time.

    • @sorcererCermet
      @sorcererCermet 5 років тому +470

      jeff had time to think of a joke like this. pete was the perfect sacrifice

    • @btwimdaddy6266
      @btwimdaddy6266 5 років тому +49

      Austin Full ong I was like DAMNN

    • @scottparker4568
      @scottparker4568 5 років тому +7

      Ever ever. Lol

    • @davejones5640
      @davejones5640 5 років тому +4

      If it was real.

    • @MemberWhen575
      @MemberWhen575 5 років тому +192

      The movie soul plane was my worst experience with a plane😂

  •  2 роки тому +11970

    Will Smith would have slapped everyone.

  • @solarcowgirl
    @solarcowgirl 5 років тому +8773

    Everyone’s gangsta until Martha starts talking about shanks...

  • @parth_prashant
    @parth_prashant 5 років тому +6185

    Half the roasts towards Shaq were actually compliments

    • @ohyeahyeah2444
      @ohyeahyeah2444 5 років тому +111

      Parth Prashant about his d

    • @lee_s0a
      @lee_s0a 5 років тому +194

      Celebrities make fun of Shaq's dick for 2 hours

    • @chambeet
      @chambeet 5 років тому +113

      They're probably scared because he could kick anyone's ass on that stage. Dude's massive.

    • @marcelj6613
      @marcelj6613 5 років тому +3

      Size matters

    • @tarunr5751
      @tarunr5751 5 років тому +5

      Yeah there is nothing much you could say about him.

  • @ViperRulerlm
    @ViperRulerlm 5 років тому +23431

    LMAO people were so nervous to laugh at Pete's 9/11 jokes. 😂

    • @sarvin4471
      @sarvin4471 5 років тому +86

      ViperRulerlm right?!

    • @ebennoble5270
      @ebennoble5270 5 років тому +643

      Ikr....*crowd intensifies*

    • @pavatee
      @pavatee 5 років тому +790

      Dude i was like... he did not say that

    • @autechrefan1395
      @autechrefan1395 5 років тому +160

      ViperRulerlm I thought it was funny and I don’t normally find him funny

    • @DeeplineStyle
      @DeeplineStyle 5 років тому +233

      Saw Pete in Houston when he came with Dave Chappelle, the dude is legit messed up. His jokes sucked and he kept going. Talking about his dad and the money he got and his friends baby's sucking his finger... He's definitely one who sold his cheap soul.

  • @RomanMcMillan
    @RomanMcMillan 2 роки тому +448

    “Enough about Ludacris, lets talk about Foodacris, Shaquille O’Neal” That joke was so underrated

  • @zakariahborenyi5717
    @zakariahborenyi5717 4 роки тому +18290

    The biggest joke is having Kevin Hart sit next to Shaq

    • @AlcoholAndLAG
      @AlcoholAndLAG 4 роки тому +286

      it was funny when Kevin started swinging off his arm

    • @belladingdong3396
      @belladingdong3396 4 роки тому +90

      "Biggest" joke 🤣🤣🤣

    • @benoosthoek
      @benoosthoek 4 роки тому +8

      Gotta love them both :D

    • @julian1127
      @julian1127 4 роки тому +2

      @Aj Jj the fucc

    • @oatnoid
      @oatnoid 4 роки тому +4

      Shaq has a Mini Me?

  • @fictionaddiction7134
    @fictionaddiction7134 4 роки тому +4956

    I think Kevin Hart is the only one who really took the roasts as mere jokes. Like he's literally laughing his lungs out. I mean, they all took the roast like real mature but let's admit it, at some point the others felt a pang in their heart.

    • @buttsauce123
      @buttsauce123 4 роки тому +170

      Fiction Addiction and shaq but whod honestly be mad for having big dick jokes told ab them all night id be cheesin

    • @bramhazelhorst5802
      @bramhazelhorst5802 4 роки тому +9

      He is stoned

    • @bramhazelhorst5802
      @bramhazelhorst5802 4 роки тому +5

      A

    • @fabulous55641
      @fabulous55641 4 роки тому +30

      7:10 Yeah, he has to hold on to Shaq

    • @Raj_1015
      @Raj_1015 4 роки тому +53

      He’s a comedian every insult that could be said he’s heard. It can’t bother him

  • @KFMelanie1989
    @KFMelanie1989 4 роки тому +3751

    Not a fan of JB but I love how they didnt "baby" him. They served it to him. And i respect Justin for taking it like a man.

    • @janhjardiolin1650
      @janhjardiolin1650 4 роки тому +30

      Kevin hart and shaq giggling together is the best thing ever

    • @nicholasoh2074
      @nicholasoh2074 4 роки тому +35

      “the only person whose inhaled more smoke than snoop is pete davidson’s dad inside the world trade center” was prolly the harshest joke i’d heard 💀

    • @trunks7604
      @trunks7604 4 роки тому +1

      I think they did baby it for tv

    • @KFMelanie1989
      @KFMelanie1989 4 роки тому +1

      @@trunks7604 maybe

    • @pranavm3455
      @pranavm3455 4 роки тому +6

      @Domi B wtf are u mad he didn't do anything bad after 2014

  • @linnbaardsen9459
    @linnbaardsen9459 2 роки тому +166

    Pete being the only guy laughing at the 9/11 joke gave me life

  • @johnwatts8950
    @johnwatts8950 4 роки тому +7424

    "Snoop is like a cool ass salamander" underrated joke

  • @ajgonzalez5109
    @ajgonzalez5109 4 роки тому +30245

    Pete risked so much with that plane joke and I feel the audience didn't give him enough credit for it.

    • @gagugal1062
      @gagugal1062 3 роки тому +126

      Can u explain why?

    • @gagugal1062
      @gagugal1062 3 роки тому +1073

      @@atlasreborn7221 oh yes sorry i just googled it, 9/11 joke, when 9/11 caused his father's death? To roast others he burned himself.

    • @ajgonzalez5109
      @ajgonzalez5109 3 роки тому +135

      @@gagugal1062 That's exactly why :)

    • @vinnymac7565
      @vinnymac7565 3 роки тому +100

      He's on a stage where you can say whatever you want..where's the risk?

    • @ajgonzalez5109
      @ajgonzalez5109 3 роки тому +246

      @@vinnymac7565 He's a comedian, what happens on stage is all that matters... unless you're louis ck...

  • @tonybarahona01
    @tonybarahona01 5 років тому +7333

    Ludacris had a straight face all night long and he really seemed to hate all the roast towards him

    • @frankboy619
      @frankboy619 5 років тому +238

      There was some low blows lol

    • @firstlegend5105
      @firstlegend5105 5 років тому +61

      I wish preacher lawson was here...

    • @Endamatrix
      @Endamatrix 5 років тому +234

      Cuz snoop didnt pass him the blunt 🤣

    • @18matts
      @18matts 5 років тому +162

      Kinda brought his family into it

    • @KC-zc8ic
      @KC-zc8ic 5 років тому +245

      He thinks the jokes were LUDACRIS

  • @gusjaka
    @gusjaka 2 роки тому +627

    I adore how Kevin Hart appears to be dying during the entire session. He has a fantastic sense of comedy.

  • @majesticdragonfly
    @majesticdragonfly 5 років тому +25534

    I died at “snoop looks like shaq’s skeleton” lmfao

  • @kaeki8175
    @kaeki8175 4 роки тому +28205

    The ones directed at Justin weren't even roasts lmaooo straight up telling him they hate him

    • @ranelrimas6523
      @ranelrimas6523 4 роки тому +587

      Agreed.

    • @ckr19
      @ckr19 4 роки тому +380

      Yeah pretty disappointing.

    • @mae_fd738
      @mae_fd738 4 роки тому +484

      They literally directed his daddy issues

    • @romeojrssj5903
      @romeojrssj5903 4 роки тому +133

      Justin is Koo af...they hating on biebs

    • @mayurii_
      @mayurii_ 4 роки тому +8

      INTPish exactly!

  • @cuffthemoneyrecords3749
    @cuffthemoneyrecords3749 4 роки тому +4717

    ‘ All these rappers on stage but Martha Stewart did the most jail time ‘ 😭😭

  • @alvrimarpaung300
    @alvrimarpaung300 2 роки тому +131

    "Snoop you like Shaq's skeleton" this had me choking for 2 minutes

  • @wesleyimschoot7597
    @wesleyimschoot7597 4 роки тому +4144

    Luda really hated this. Every joke they made about him you could see he couldn't even pretend to laugh, he just HATED it.

    • @BOMNN
      @BOMNN 4 роки тому +357

      i mean martha just murdered him

    • @Ricoblacc
      @Ricoblacc 4 роки тому +151

      Mans got ticked off over a Justin Bieber joke

    • @southlondon86
      @southlondon86 4 роки тому +256

      The jokes against him weren’t even as bad as the jokes about the others...

    • @ohheyitsamfrina
      @ohheyitsamfrina 4 роки тому +191

      Its so uncomfortable to watch him be offended af like what kind of personality do you have where you can't even laugh at yourself for a few mins to make the situation more bearable. Everybody laughed but Luda that was too embarrassing. He hurt lmao

    • @kroo6613
      @kroo6613 4 роки тому +107

      One of them made a joke about Paul Walker, PRETTY sure that's why he was in a bad mood.

  • @sampson9115
    @sampson9115 4 роки тому +4118

    “Soul Plane is the worst experience of my life involving a plane”
    - Pete Davidson

    • @Nyles_FS
      @Nyles_FS 4 роки тому +127

      shit that went over my head when I was watching

    • @bimple6425
      @bimple6425 4 роки тому +43

      I hope people get that

    • @Riftwavez
      @Riftwavez 4 роки тому +43

      When i first heard that joke i immediately became a fan of him 💀

    • @nunyabusiness2597
      @nunyabusiness2597 4 роки тому

      @@bimple6425 oh i'm sure most definitely did, that was funny as fuck

    • @hendouchiha
      @hendouchiha 4 роки тому +1

      i honestly don’t get it, can someone tell me?? 😂😂

  • @nathan-ih2vi
    @nathan-ih2vi 4 роки тому +13686

    “the only person whose inhaled more smoke than snoop is pete davidson’s dad inside the world trade center” was prolly the harshest joke i’d heard 💀

    • @oda942
      @oda942 4 роки тому +116

      nah man it’s pop smoke

    • @RearviewWisdom
      @RearviewWisdom 4 роки тому +766

      forreal ! its one of those joke that toes the line between funny and offensive. Personally its a bit too personal for me.

    • @khairi7508
      @khairi7508 4 роки тому +241

      @@RearviewWisdom true! makes me sad to see pete smiling afterwards..

    • @lordchold2316
      @lordchold2316 4 роки тому +413

      pete took it like a man tho.

    • @nathan-ih2vi
      @nathan-ih2vi 4 роки тому +197

      Lord Chold facts. for me personally, i woulda been pissed if someone brought up a death in my family and tried to joke about it on television

  • @brycekruljac845
    @brycekruljac845 2 роки тому +108

    The way that the camera angle of Shaq hulking over the podium and the way he delivers Jeff Ross having a cafeteria lady body was comedy gold

  • @devilefty3814
    @devilefty3814 5 років тому +5031

    Did Kevin come there to just laugh? 😂

    • @muansang2038
      @muansang2038 5 років тому +282

      he is the host of the show

    • @Rafanater1
      @Rafanater1 5 років тому +145

      He was the host of the roast

    • @lewnathewerld
      @lewnathewerld 5 років тому +44

      And to be laughed at

    • @Kitakuvo
      @Kitakuvo 5 років тому +11

      its about time some one told hi jokes

    • @civersruomo1831
      @civersruomo1831 5 років тому +116

      He’s not tall enough to reach the mic

  • @alialhasson1484
    @alialhasson1484 5 років тому +5380

    Martha Stewart isn’t even roasting
    She’s just telling her time in prison 😂

    • @kainraab
      @kainraab 5 років тому +132

      It was all build up to shaq roast

    • @please.dont.
      @please.dont. 5 років тому +203

      she's not just roasting
      she's sautéing and basting

    • @MarsLonsen
      @MarsLonsen 5 років тому +36

      and plugging her merch XD

    • @jim6292
      @jim6292 5 років тому +3

      She was in a Country club of a prison.

    • @LeKidderface
      @LeKidderface 5 років тому +2

      Ali Alhasson this is a clip

  • @Dean_Winchester247
    @Dean_Winchester247 4 роки тому +9245

    "Kevin Hart is too short, he calls Lil Wayne, Wayne" --this one's underrated

    • @sangasa6721
      @sangasa6721 4 роки тому +54

      Kevin Hart is too short, he calls lil wayne, BIG Wayne

    • @TataPepega
      @TataPepega 4 роки тому +104

      @@sangasa6721 no.

    • @austindavid1862
      @austindavid1862 4 роки тому +15

      It wasn't that creative

    • @austindavid1862
      @austindavid1862 4 роки тому +11

      @Scarlet A my ass is shut, still wasnt that creative to be "under rated"

    • @iziz356
      @iziz356 4 роки тому +1

      He should have say lil mama haha

  • @azrarahamed718
    @azrarahamed718 2 роки тому +43

    "Kevin heart is so short he calls Lil Wayne Wayne" was just epic 🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @Xpzilla
    @Xpzilla 4 роки тому +4789

    Ludacris was the only one who didn’t look like he enjoyed it

    • @redvue04
      @redvue04 4 роки тому +428

      Some of them joked about Paul Walkers death. Those jokes got cut.

    • @emreevo8
      @emreevo8 4 роки тому +268

      @@redvue04 Ah, shit. I understand him now. You can't joke about untimely deaths...

    • @thinkinglatedoneright
      @thinkinglatedoneright 4 роки тому +244

      @@emreevo8 of course you can. It's just not always funny

    • @shmoofgang
      @shmoofgang 4 роки тому +29

      Yeah yo he was mad sensitive

    • @lydialewis8101
      @lydialewis8101 4 роки тому +67

      3 kids with 3 different women he should be expecting it

  • @LakerGold24-8
    @LakerGold24-8 3 роки тому +14469

    "SNOOP LOOKS LIKE SHAQ'S SKELETON"
    that shit had me rollin'

    • @shafo4384
      @shafo4384 3 роки тому +62

      Hilarious.

    • @melissawright1979
      @melissawright1979 3 роки тому +136

      I loved it when she said to Kevin that he looked like someone put 50 Cent in the dryer 😂😂

    • @DyanLucas
      @DyanLucas 3 роки тому +4

      1,600th like

    • @adriel68
      @adriel68 3 роки тому +4

      We watched the video too.

    • @davonjohnson115
      @davonjohnson115 3 роки тому +1

      The part that really got me was the blunt 🤣🤣

  • @oneshotproductions2034
    @oneshotproductions2034 4 роки тому +34665

    Does Snoop even get high anymore when he smokes

  • @plicool
    @plicool Рік тому +45

    "and that Hannibal guy" always makes me laugh 😂😂

  • @AnvydeTour
    @AnvydeTour 5 років тому +3130

    This is crazy, I'm shocked at how far they go and how good a sport everyone is.

    • @nadia1994ization
      @nadia1994ization 5 років тому +53

      Anvy de Tour ikr some of them are actually hurtful hahaha

    • @jackkelly6251
      @jackkelly6251 5 років тому +129

      It’s almost unbelievable to see this during a time where there’s so many snowflakes who can’t take jokes

    • @jayguttierez9457
      @jayguttierez9457 4 роки тому +17

      I always wanna go that far but then everyone’s liked woaaaahhhh there buddy

    • @zizinnnn
      @zizinnnn 4 роки тому +14

      it's a great exercise in not taking yourself too seriously

    • @fake-PSL
      @fake-PSL 4 роки тому +7

      @@jackkelly6251 this was many years ago i guess... They just posting this for clout

  • @thurst0n
    @thurst0n 5 років тому +19406

    Snoop really does look like a retired WNBA player though.

    • @dailydoser1309
      @dailydoser1309 5 років тому +187

      I made that joke prolly about 3 months b4 this roast. When I saw this? I was convinced our cell phones were tapped!
      But for real, STRAIGHT UP WNBA.

    • @feraligtr3151
      @feraligtr3151 5 років тому +5

      Yeah

    • @shubhamvichare1658
      @shubhamvichare1658 5 років тому +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @israelsipayung
      @israelsipayung 5 років тому +71

      Snoop looks like a strong black woman

    • @hectorhector3819
      @hectorhector3819 5 років тому +2

      .

  • @johnpappadopoulos2812
    @johnpappadopoulos2812 5 років тому +4916

    "Kevin is so short he calls lil wayne, Wayne"🤣🤣🤣

    • @kenttekulve5506
      @kenttekulve5506 5 років тому +143

      "...goes up on his wife." hahahahaha

    • @johnpappadopoulos2812
      @johnpappadopoulos2812 5 років тому +2

      @@kenttekulve5506 🤣🤣🤣

    • @vadaro1085
      @vadaro1085 5 років тому +1

      What does he mean? Please explain me

    • @blyat1
      @blyat1 4 роки тому +1

      Nice one dude🤣

    • @victoriamcdonald664
      @victoriamcdonald664 4 роки тому +23

      @@vadaro1085 Because he's "shorter" than lil wayne so he doesnt see him as little

  • @danielhinton6954
    @danielhinton6954 Рік тому +136

    Biebers roast on snoop is gold.

  • @jaimefaux6772
    @jaimefaux6772 3 роки тому +13794

    Kevin was really such a good sport. He laughed at everyone's jokes and acted supportive the whole time. I'm glad at least he knows that they're just joking around

    • @Lautaro-it9nd
      @Lautaro-it9nd 3 роки тому +39

      Yeah and no, pete crack some joke that he didnt laugh

    • @droomzy
      @droomzy 3 роки тому +98

      @@Lautaro-it9nd not all of em gon land but honestly D'Elia had more misses than anybody. Hannibal & Jeff Ross had more scores than I'd have thought

    • @marcp8953
      @marcp8953 3 роки тому +49

      You're acting like he should've been hurt at their roasts. It's called a roast just cause he's short doesn't mean he's gonna cry about it.

    • @duck8624
      @duck8624 3 роки тому +5

      @@droomzy Of course Hannibal hitting 😤

    • @drippiestz
      @drippiestz 3 роки тому +4

      @@droomzy Hannibal funny asf honestly

  • @aleksanderokonek4952
    @aleksanderokonek4952 4 роки тому +5142

    “ Don’t bring Jesus into your mess
    That man has suffered enough “
    😂😂😂

    • @roundabout468
      @roundabout468 3 роки тому +34

      @Illuminati ?? The fuck this have to do with anything lmao

    • @alexanderkarvos6728
      @alexanderkarvos6728 3 роки тому +16

      @Illuminati wow. Look at you. Expecting to get praise eh? Well sorry to tell you but here. You dropped this Circus Ticket

    • @makaveli7799
      @makaveli7799 3 роки тому +5

      @Illuminati just stfu kid 12 yrs old need some attention

    • @jjj4189
      @jjj4189 3 роки тому +6

      Jesus is love , he loves me and care about me than anyone else
      Jesus wept for John the Baptist and lazurs , he loves and cries for u , no matter how many times u failed he still loves you and will never give up on u ❤️

    • @jjj4189
      @jjj4189 3 роки тому +7

      The greatest man in history is Jesus. He had no servant yet they called him master . He had no degree , yet they called him teacher . He had no medicines yet they called him healer . He had no army , yet kings feared him . He has not won military battles yet he conquered the world . He committed no crime yet he was crucified . He was bruised tomb . Yet he lives today
      Spread the Love of our Lord ♥️

  • @wilsonmusic4520
    @wilsonmusic4520 4 роки тому +12094

    I just love how Kevin hart is dying through out the whole session. He has such an amazing sense of humour

  • @genzkie2082
    @genzkie2082 2 роки тому +181

    these guys are chill with these roast. then there’s will who slapped someone for a joke.

    • @66ffgb
      @66ffgb 2 роки тому +2

      Oh hush

    • @thatonedumbperson1402
      @thatonedumbperson1402 2 роки тому +6

      @@66ffgb no you hush.

    • @turquoisestranger7566
      @turquoisestranger7566 2 роки тому +5

      They literally have to be chill. It’s staged. When they left that day those jokes stuck to them like glue 🤡🤣

    • @senpootv3075
      @senpootv3075 6 місяців тому +3

      & will's joke not even savage as these I wonder what would he do 2 these guys 😂

    • @junaidsiddiqui-h6f
      @junaidsiddiqui-h6f Місяць тому

      yoooooo💀☠

  • @JM-kp1bo
    @JM-kp1bo 5 років тому +11351

    We all know they were laughing outside but crying on the inside

    • @grandpulse7970
      @grandpulse7970 5 років тому +502

      And then they went home and remembered they had millions

    • @yougitbentova9179
      @yougitbentova9179 5 років тому +125

      Money doesn’t = happiness

    • @MirinaMMA
      @MirinaMMA 5 років тому +176

      Matt Coughlan it really does though

    • @itzdrillza7497
      @itzdrillza7497 5 років тому +147

      @@yougitbentova9179 Money buys crazy ass happiness.

    • @Doofyy11
      @Doofyy11 5 років тому +4

      Not Shaq lmao

  • @spicyboi8535
    @spicyboi8535 5 років тому +2240

    Pete Davidson saying,
    “Please don’t eat me”
    to Shaq, gets me everytime 😂

  • @rozeolifant1327
    @rozeolifant1327 5 років тому +7458

    'Baby is the most disliked video on the internet... Like statistically'
    UA-cam rewind: 'Let me introduce myself'

    • @Winstxn_
      @Winstxn_ 5 років тому +25

      Nick cannon invitation is on its way.

    • @bobbyyaya2048
      @bobbyyaya2048 5 років тому +6

      Prince Winston fuck you beat me to it😂😂😂😂

    • @mozen04
      @mozen04 4 роки тому +1

      I was looking for this comment, thank you

    • @KicksPregnantWomen
      @KicksPregnantWomen 4 роки тому

      which one

    • @mozen04
      @mozen04 4 роки тому

      @@KicksPregnantWomen 2018

  • @mjapusa4948
    @mjapusa4948 2 роки тому +17

    That reggae joke from Shaq is the most funniest and Accurate I’ve ever heard😂

  • @yaj4638
    @yaj4638 5 років тому +9256

    Put eminem, corey taylor, gordon ramsay and simon cowell in there.

    • @brunobegic3841
      @brunobegic3841 5 років тому +344

      And jim carrey lol

    • @aang2976
      @aang2976 5 років тому +662

      U want blood dont u

    • @yaj4638
      @yaj4638 5 років тому +105

      @@aang2976 who doesn't? hahahaha

    • @bullymaguire431
      @bullymaguire431 5 років тому +90

      Youuu fucking donkey !

    • @minicooper8862
      @minicooper8862 5 років тому +93

      Don't forget my man Jeremy Clarkson

  • @Rqyal
    @Rqyal 5 років тому +4551

    I’d love to see Gordon ramsay roast everyone who’s there tbh 😂

    • @larabardot6836
      @larabardot6836 5 років тому +10

      OMG I know right?? Me too!! 😁

    • @ninnaaaaaaaaaa
      @ninnaaaaaaaaaa 5 років тому +8

      Hes fucking annoying lol

    • @arham247
      @arham247 5 років тому +5

      @DF AMO he isn't British

    • @mohash21
      @mohash21 5 років тому +10

      @@ninnaaaaaaaaaa not as much as you im sure

    • @mohash21
      @mohash21 5 років тому +25

      He don't need to memorize his roasts either.... He's just gonna go freestyle and make everyone in the room cry and call themselves 'idiot sandwiches'

  • @wyatt_haupt
    @wyatt_haupt 2 роки тому +38

    hannibal talking about pete davidson’s face gives me life in its purest form but simultaneously robs me of oxygen.

  • @AndreEazyAKAMurph
    @AndreEazyAKAMurph 5 років тому +4785

    I swear Ludacris was butt hurt the entire time he ain't built for roasts 😂

    • @onlineidssuck
      @onlineidssuck 5 років тому +196

      It was edited to look like that, dude was having a good time if you watch full version. Hate how they edit these.

    • @AndreEazyAKAMurph
      @AndreEazyAKAMurph 5 років тому +85

      @@onlineidssuck I have seen the full roast several times and I say the same thing every time 😂

    • @almeida8x
      @almeida8x 5 років тому +9

      AndreEazyAKAMurph Ikr after Martha dropped him u could see the pain in his eyes

    • @jaybodz9124
      @jaybodz9124 5 років тому +22

      @@AndreEazyAKAMurph Even in the full version they cutout a lot. I think he might have been pissed at the Paul Walker jokes, given that he'd died around that time. Comedy Central actually removed those jokes from the full version.

    • @thecurrentmoment
      @thecurrentmoment 5 років тому +4

      With a name like that, he should be prepared for it

  • @yafookinlosah
    @yafookinlosah 4 роки тому +4866

    How’s no one talking about Pete Davidson’s roasts, like, love or hate him, his roasts were one of the best

  • @Donknowww
    @Donknowww 3 роки тому +21620

    I don't like justin but i have to admit that he took the roasts like a champ. And he delivered a great comeback at the end!

    • @kylethekidable
      @kylethekidable 3 роки тому +420

      Comebacks were pretty nice, although written for him. I will agree that he sat and took it well though, considering how easily he has turned into a whining child in the past and walked out of performances and appearances and what not, I honestly half expected him to walk and have to get talked back on stage

    • @rohitinkar1126
      @rohitinkar1126 3 роки тому +80

      @@kylethekidable how u know it was written if his was written than definitely everyones was written

    • @kylethekidable
      @kylethekidable 3 роки тому +161

      @@rohitinkar1126 because some of the comedy central writers have said as much. It's pretty common for them to write jokes for some of the non comedians unless they insist on doing their own and his were written for him. Just about everyone up there whose a comedian wrote their own stuff.

    • @youeh9637
      @youeh9637 3 роки тому +41

      Let’s be honest, you do like Justin.

    • @Donknowww
      @Donknowww 3 роки тому +48

      @@youeh9637 i don't like him. I think he is a spoiled arrogant rich kid who still looks like he is 15 years old with a beard.

  • @kirstybrown1185
    @kirstybrown1185 2 роки тому +67

    Love how nearly all the comments are appreciating Natasha's jokes. Get this lady a Netflix special!

  • @mourderist994
    @mourderist994 5 років тому +3572

    "Shaquille is an Arabic name for "handsome" and O'Neal is the Irish word for "just kidding"." 🤣🤣 that was 🔥

    • @anthrax6685
      @anthrax6685 5 років тому +6

      @Mourderis t both of those names don’t mine that tho

    • @Lo0neyGoCrazy
      @Lo0neyGoCrazy 5 років тому +30

      Anthrax it’s a joke obviously

    • @lindanise1357
      @lindanise1357 5 років тому +1

      Is it true?

    • @nour99kk21
      @nour99kk21 5 років тому +11

      Bedo Samir it is ? Im arab and ive never heard of it شكيل؟ how do you say it ?

    • @oussamagharbi5419
      @oussamagharbi5419 5 років тому +12

      she lied to him jamil is the meaning of handsome in arabic not shaquille that means nothing lol

  • @Sugarist0
    @Sugarist0 3 роки тому +12161

    “My dad died in 911”
    “Soul plane was the worst experience in my life involving a plane”

    • @Klimzolotarev2525
      @Klimzolotarev2525 3 роки тому +25

      😳

    • @siyuanliu7793
      @siyuanliu7793 3 роки тому +18

      I had to fly cape air... (SMD special)

    • @amayesing1995
      @amayesing1995 3 роки тому +2

      @Vishnu PM mzz A

    • @dlyteeats3868
      @dlyteeats3868 3 роки тому +12

      BUT I WAS WAITING FOR KEVIN HARTS ROAST THOOO

    • @stanielsoncoochiesmellehsm6114
      @stanielsoncoochiesmellehsm6114 3 роки тому +4

      911 THE DAY USA LOST ITS VIRGINITY (virginia T?) 🙁☹😣😖😫🥺😢😢😢😢😢LaRV froom ITALIANAL 🇮🇹 💪 VURY STROONK

  • @Hafris33
    @Hafris33 2 роки тому +12

    Didn't expect a cameo from Ron Burgundy😂

  • @mohit6657
    @mohit6657 5 років тому +5647

    Justin has guts to do this show for real.

    • @repentANDobey
      @repentANDobey 5 років тому +68

      It's an old freemasonic ritual, its mandatory

    • @brain0nfire
      @brain0nfire 5 років тому +28

      @@repentANDobey wouldn't surprise me. After all most these faces proly don't even see each other on friend basis but still are popular puppets of social engeneering propaganda.

    • @idabneyboy26
      @idabneyboy26 5 років тому +12

      it was actually funny tho

    • @B-DINO
      @B-DINO 5 років тому +19

      @@repentANDobey says the know-nothing conspiracy theorist

    • @Odvic
      @Odvic 5 років тому +4

      Sem Nome wow bro you are so woke . Lmfao do you not have anything better to focus on?

  • @noonewashere9100
    @noonewashere9100 5 років тому +9728

    I love Justin's roast. Whoever wrote his jokes deserves a raise.

    • @luke.martin
      @luke.martin 5 років тому +311

      Oh. Shit.

    • @robertabebbs1180
      @robertabebbs1180 5 років тому +163

      omg lmao ru saying hes not funny bcuz you just roasted him😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

    • @Anthony-fm8mz
      @Anthony-fm8mz 5 років тому +153

      The lil Wayne one was kinda corny but the rest were funny asf

    • @10ksubswithoutasinglevideo40
      @10ksubswithoutasinglevideo40 5 років тому +50

      Never expected to hear a roast from Keanu reeves lmao

    • @ambryn
      @ambryn 5 років тому +8

      Frank Ocean

  • @ferrocha26
    @ferrocha26 4 роки тому +5159

    Pete Davidson: *says a joke about his dad being dead* Too far?
    Audience: *Laughs*
    Pete: Ok, we're good.

    • @chefgiovanni
      @chefgiovanni 4 роки тому +14

      Snoop is the baller here . Cool video, thanks for sharing. Now lets get cooking......

    • @JJ-nk9px
      @JJ-nk9px 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @CarlosdabinCarlosdabin
      @CarlosdabinCarlosdabin 4 роки тому +21

      I love how Pete was the only one applauding the joke about his dad

    • @atrymaroni2954
      @atrymaroni2954 4 роки тому +8

      Selena wasn’t there because Justin can’t make her come.

    • @calebkuti7897
      @calebkuti7897 4 роки тому +6

      Selena would roast the living hell out of Justin

  • @imacat2027
    @imacat2027 2 роки тому +13

    "Why you gotta bring jesus to your mess? That man has suffer enough." I cant- 🤣🤣🤣

  • @benjamin45554
    @benjamin45554 4 роки тому +6157

    the roasts were accurate on Justin, but the funny thing was , his roasts were accurate on everyone else

    • @Kururin7x
      @Kururin7x 4 роки тому +14

      how is there no reply ._.

    • @s.s5933
      @s.s5933 4 роки тому +14

      Huh?

    • @xXBobbyXx86
      @xXBobbyXx86 4 роки тому +73

      His the type that accept whos he because he expects nothing from anyone else. Even if his music sucks who here has 200 million in there bank account?

    • @meherazulazim
      @meherazulazim 4 роки тому +53

      Justin's roasts were the best specially the last one

    • @eggs9550
      @eggs9550 4 роки тому

      xXBobbyXx86 s was

  • @GhostkillerPlaysMC
    @GhostkillerPlaysMC 5 років тому +1456

    2:29 "All these rappers on stage and Martha Stewert has done the most jailtime" LMAOOO 😂😂

    • @rubik1771
      @rubik1771 5 років тому +9

      That joke was one of my favorites

    • @morakennon4602
      @morakennon4602 5 років тому +1

      ghost kinda sounds racists

    • @t.miller1408
      @t.miller1408 5 років тому +2

      Pete Davidsons dad joke and fucking killed me

    • @Doggmentry
      @Doggmentry 5 років тому +2

      ghost That white chick had the best joke where Justin is good dancer cuz he was dogging a coat hanger in the womb..

    • @TheWannaBees101
      @TheWannaBees101 5 років тому +3

      @@morakennon4602 Get off the internet if you can't handle simple ass jokes like that

  • @Jacob-jp6my
    @Jacob-jp6my 4 роки тому +4564

    I’m convinced they invite Kevin Hart to every roast but don’t let him talk and just have him for the laughs he does.

    • @volitiveclover
      @volitiveclover 4 роки тому +5

      Jacob maybe

    • @AkaNeymar
      @AkaNeymar 4 роки тому +86

      He would roast everyone that's y

    • @mdhcccc
      @mdhcccc 4 роки тому +12

      What u mean kevin was hella funny in this roast

    • @highalien1002
      @highalien1002 4 роки тому +27

      Yeah because if he got up there he would have never stopped roasting everyone lol.

    • @brandongriffiths9611
      @brandongriffiths9611 4 роки тому +6

      He hosted this bro

  • @clesthenos2012
    @clesthenos2012 2 роки тому +18

    Justin’s opening line is one of the best lines in this

  • @rubbishui
    @rubbishui 5 років тому +1128

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  • @ellaboehme6748
    @ellaboehme6748 4 роки тому +2697

    I’m sorry when Natasha said snoop looked like Shaqs skeleton I LOST IT

  • @oliviarose7610
    @oliviarose7610 4 роки тому +2197

    "It's good to see Comedy Central diversifying it's talent with whatever race Pete Davidson is"

    • @joycor1419
      @joycor1419 4 роки тому +65

      Olivia Rose You got a vague ass face man, I don’t like it

    • @fusakei1825
      @fusakei1825 4 роки тому +18

      Olivia Rose equal rights for zombies 2020

    • @gedbeat15
      @gedbeat15 4 роки тому +9

      "I hate your music more than Bill Cosby hates my comedy"

    • @ggaccentc
      @ggaccentc 4 роки тому

      lmaooo

    • @sggdopeyz5346
      @sggdopeyz5346 4 роки тому +1

      Hannibal was so fucking awesome in this.

  • @flameraker6824
    @flameraker6824 2 роки тому +25

    "soulplane was the worst experience of my life involving a plane"
    Was simply a great joke

  • @karlajamel
    @karlajamel 5 років тому +4498

    I love how Snoop Dog is casually hitting a blunt like it’s nothing 😂

  • @blahblahblah7394
    @blahblahblah7394 4 роки тому +6011

    Justin Bieber's facial expression when Martha Stewart said "Call me" LOLOLOL he looked really hopeful!

  • @TheTruthHd818
    @TheTruthHd818 Місяць тому +4

    "All these rappers on stage and Martha Stewart has done the most jail time"💀

  • @paytonhope6992
    @paytonhope6992 5 років тому +1989

    “You seem like a nice person but when I talk to you I don’t have fun” 😂😂

    • @Sockem1223
      @Sockem1223 5 років тому +8

      Pete Davidson is a psycho

    • @naivenitara
      @naivenitara 5 років тому +3

      Pure honesty 😂

    • @Flyrebel
      @Flyrebel 3 роки тому

      Killed me 😂😂🤧

  • @yentgama
    @yentgama 5 років тому +2370

    Hannibal: “I hate your music, man.”
    Justin: **smiles**

    • @BigggusDikkkus
      @BigggusDikkkus 5 років тому +125

      Justin is thinking "I dont even know who you are...."

    • @meganmalone5771
      @meganmalone5771 5 років тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @samueldavid6953
      @samueldavid6953 5 років тому +2

      I only liked this comment cos of ur username

    • @skrupy4490
      @skrupy4490 5 років тому +10

      "When you get roasted so hard all you can do is mimic their laugh" - meme

    • @firstlegend5105
      @firstlegend5105 5 років тому

      I wish preacher lawson was here...

  • @MrGambitttt
    @MrGambitttt 3 роки тому +7623

    "If you are a reggae fan, I know you don't have it."
    Laughed really hard at this.

    • @wilfordgrimley4339
      @wilfordgrimley4339 3 роки тому +14

      Best joke

    • @alltheworldsastage4785
      @alltheworldsastage4785 3 роки тому +24

      That was the second best joke for me, lol, the first was Justin Beiber's 200 Million dollar joke. 😂

    • @Sfaegbe
      @Sfaegbe 3 роки тому +4

      @@alltheworldsastage4785 didn’t get that one

    • @pinkorange4980
      @pinkorange4980 3 роки тому +5

      @@Sfaegbe yeah it was funny but It didnt really stick with me like the other ones

    • @danabrown8290
      @danabrown8290 3 роки тому

      Can't get it . What's a reggae

  • @jamieespinosa9417
    @jamieespinosa9417 Рік тому +3

    He said “you seem like a nice person but when I talk to you I just don’t have fun” 😂😂😂💀💀💀

  • @smigbot
    @smigbot 3 роки тому +17914

    Man Pete Davidson should've gotten way more credit for that soul plane joke. That one takes guts and was executed perfectly, genuinely the must underappreciated joke from the roast

    • @CraigMcGuinn
      @CraigMcGuinn 3 роки тому +627

      The one joke Pete made that didn’t air was “Kevin Hart is the biggest comedian in the world…according to Robin Williams’ suicide note”

    • @gacjr21
      @gacjr21 3 роки тому +87

      I’ve watched this video 3 times and I just understood what he meant by the soul plane joke 😭😭😭

    • @kat9798
      @kat9798 3 роки тому +58

      Think most of the people were just to afraid to laugh😂

    • @robynchristian
      @robynchristian 3 роки тому +3

      Im the 1000th like

    • @HulsoysognfYd
      @HulsoysognfYd 3 роки тому +9

      I didn’t get it :( can you explain plz

  • @joycor1419
    @joycor1419 4 роки тому +2340

    “You seem like a nice person but when I talk to you I don’t have fun.”
    There’s my sense of humor

  • @zadman0447
    @zadman0447 3 роки тому +4200

    “Snoop looks like a retired WNBA player”

  • @MaxThrills
    @MaxThrills 2 роки тому +12

    2:43 that’s not even a roast that’s just an insult 💀💀

  • @christianviera8414
    @christianviera8414 5 років тому +2999

    Am I the only one wondering why this was posted 4 years after it aired? I guess Comedy Central must be dry on content 😂🤣

    • @shitfacecockmaster1624
      @shitfacecockmaster1624 5 років тому +8

      Christian Viera stfu bitch

    • @PhoenixPalmer88
      @PhoenixPalmer88 5 років тому +74

      I'm guessing your eyes must be dry too you squinty ass bitch

    • @jonahtucker2087
      @jonahtucker2087 5 років тому +5

      @@PhoenixPalmer88 oh damn 😂💀

    • @anakinvader9120
      @anakinvader9120 5 років тому +34

      Whys everyone roasting you 😂

    • @toren2099
      @toren2099 5 років тому +11

      Jesse No Homo says the the one has a gay ass profile picture

  • @esterleng860
    @esterleng860 4 роки тому +2979

    I love how cool Pete Davidson is with jokes about his father or 9/11

    • @WhoCares-_-.
      @WhoCares-_-. 4 роки тому +230

      Laugh the pain away

    • @voteZDLR
      @voteZDLR 4 роки тому +110

      The truth of the matter is he never knew his Dad. He -wasn't even like a year old- was indubitably young when that happened. It's easier to not really care I think for some people when that's the case. If he was like 10 years old when it happened he'd probably not be slightly different. Or if he was 20, even worse. Sure it sucks, he probably wished he had his Dad his whole life at some points but the reality is still the same he never knew his Dad like that.
      EDIT: JESUS Fuck you fucking nerds. He was six. Or seven. Or nine. Or four. Who gives a fuck. He was young, young enough he doesn't likely remember his Dad. Shut the fuck up already.

    • @KACHOW666_
      @KACHOW666_ 4 роки тому +34

      voteZDLR he is 26 tho... he was like 7 when it happened

    • @isaachoffman2607
      @isaachoffman2607 4 роки тому +7

      voteZDLR he was six

    • @voteZDLR
      @voteZDLR 4 роки тому +4

      @@KACHOW666_ Oh I thought he was younger than that. I don't care enough about him to remember his birthday or anything.

  • @michellemendez3997
    @michellemendez3997 5 років тому +7884

    ‘the only one who’s inhaled more smoke than snoop is Pete Davidson’s dad inside the world trade center’ that was brutalllll

    • @HebrewsElevenTwentyFive
      @HebrewsElevenTwentyFive 5 років тому +409

      Definitely the most intense joke

    • @lilfr4nkie
      @lilfr4nkie 5 років тому +102

      Hardcore

    • @delronmackay1473
      @delronmackay1473 5 років тому +20

      Trevor was there

    • @chiefadam605
      @chiefadam605 5 років тому +192

      The most brutal!!! I'm not a huge Pete Davidson fan! But he has my respect for being able to make those jokes, and take em! #tougherthanithought

    • @r.j.w7924
      @r.j.w7924 5 років тому +16

      That was vicious!

  • @thabomahlaba5193
    @thabomahlaba5193 2 роки тому +5

    “All these rappers on stage & Martha Stewart has done most jail time”, that hit hard

  • @Namelezz_Guy
    @Namelezz_Guy 5 років тому +4307

    "The only person that's inhaled more smoke than Snoop is Pete Davidon's dad inside the world trade center"... Biggest burn 🔥

    • @jayarthur1164
      @jayarthur1164 5 років тому +221

      That's why I love these roasts there is no filter...😂🤣😂🤣

    • @shubhamchauhan8769
      @shubhamchauhan8769 5 років тому +186

      Not the first time his dad got burnt!

    • @luisch1708
      @luisch1708 5 років тому +21

      @@shubhamchauhan8769 bruh 😂😂

    • @tgfbroly5354
      @tgfbroly5354 5 років тому +57

      Damn bruh. Thats tough. They had no chill

    • @BlanBlan19901990
      @BlanBlan19901990 5 років тому +71

      And Pete Davidson with the big grin and thumbs up. These guys are fookin madlads.

  • @ZOCCOK
    @ZOCCOK 3 роки тому +13463

    "All these rappers on stage and Marth Stewart had done the most jail time"
    *FATALITY*

  • @CraigMcGuinn
    @CraigMcGuinn 4 роки тому +3672

    “You might know Ludacris from your mom’s That’s what I call music CD” -Pete Davidson
    Criminally underrated joke 🤣

    • @danicoleb5394
      @danicoleb5394 4 роки тому +4

      I LOLed

    • @ibraced1243
      @ibraced1243 4 роки тому +6

      Please explain it to me ( not a native speaker)

    • @katumbugola4147
      @katumbugola4147 4 роки тому +2

      @@ibraced1243 , u can google "That’s what I call music".. On 90's, I hav one of the album on cassette..

    • @katumbugola4147
      @katumbugola4147 4 роки тому

      @Last Grasp , some are good music..

    • @drivewaystar6485
      @drivewaystar6485 4 роки тому

      That guy is fucking hilarious

  • @vishrutheda1055
    @vishrutheda1055 2 роки тому +3

    0:37 the genuine quiver and fear in his voice when he said "please don't eat me"

  • @PeterEhik
    @PeterEhik 5 років тому +3941

    "He goes up on his wife", damn that's too much

    • @BlankDragyn
      @BlankDragyn 5 років тому +39

      That's the first one I cracked up at

    • @adamharoon3606
      @adamharoon3606 5 років тому +5

      Didn't get that until I saw the vid again

    • @scarlettsapphire780
      @scarlettsapphire780 5 років тому +14

      It's never too much

    • @Confusedalien1133
      @Confusedalien1133 5 років тому +8

      What does that mean guys

    • @b10dyNasty
      @b10dyNasty 5 років тому +24

      It’s a roast. Anything goes. If you think this is bad go look at what Whitney Cummings said to Pamela Anderson on another roast. The jokes were cut and apparently Pam was suicidal from it.

  • @dorkywarrior
    @dorkywarrior 4 роки тому +5527

    Hate him all you want, but Justin took all of that like a man

  • @federicocharlo813
    @federicocharlo813 4 роки тому +3757

    "the only person that's inhaled more smoke than snoop is pete davidson's dad inside the world trade center"
    crowd:noo that's disrespectful to pete davidson
    pete davidson:HAHAHAHAHHA LOL XD

    • @vionnw
      @vionnw 4 роки тому +67

      fred18 Bruh I started crying🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

    • @s.s5933
      @s.s5933 4 роки тому +23

      That was crazy. Good god

    • @ICA_Ghost
      @ICA_Ghost 4 роки тому +16

      even rhymed with retired wnba player

    • @manzijoel5224
      @manzijoel5224 4 роки тому +7

      Burn!

    • @Yt-ei9rz
      @Yt-ei9rz 4 роки тому +5

      Time stamp

  • @yoelbth507
    @yoelbth507 Рік тому +4

    Kevin is so short he calls Lil' Wayne, Wayne.... Silly but funny

  • @Sentientsounds11
    @Sentientsounds11 5 років тому +5556

    Luda was not happy about the whole kid thing

    • @BMWI-gk9wh
      @BMWI-gk9wh 5 років тому +98

      Fr

    • @realwizard435
      @realwizard435 5 років тому +499

      He looked so pissed after Justins "Baby" roast

    • @kpin80
      @kpin80 5 років тому +226

      @Adam Malec He actually looks the least happiest.

    • @squidwardtortillini8816
      @squidwardtortillini8816 5 років тому +114

      Nathan K
      He seemed pissed throughout the entire show.

    • @rainy7106
      @rainy7106 5 років тому +152

      He always looked offended at first but then just went “eh fuck it they right”

  • @michaelwilson1683
    @michaelwilson1683 5 років тому +2234

    Hannibal is so underrated. He had the smartest burns but was once more overlooked.

    • @julianwelton
      @julianwelton 5 років тому +91

      That dude has like six specials and has been in multiple well received movies and TV shows. He isn't underrated. He's one of the most famous people up there.

    • @wearytrader535
      @wearytrader535 5 років тому +28

      ​@@julianwelton The people don't respond to him the way they do everyone else, clearly. He's "up there" in the liquid realm of comedy but this cup full of water never spilled anywhere else.

    • @benbusick8401
      @benbusick8401 5 років тому +3

      julianwelton yeah i have no idea who that is

    • @julianwelton
      @julianwelton 5 років тому +40

      @@benbusick8401
      Well, in that case, he should probably just quit stand up and become a farmer or something because I don't know how he could ever live with the embarrassment of having ben b not know who he is.

    • @Dopeguy420
      @Dopeguy420 5 років тому +30

      Rod Walchly who hurt you bro

  • @royaltyfreesoundeffects283
    @royaltyfreesoundeffects283 4 роки тому +6005

    pete davidson can take a joke better than anyone on the planet