I only ever watched his pizza reviews since I thought they were entertaining and didn't know anything about him. What an insane backstory, guys that peaked in highschool seems like a very valid description of his fanbase.
Dawg barstool employees are almost all the exact people that woulda got shit on or hated in school lmao. these are people that were just naturally wierd or wild mofos
The only people that unironically use the term peaked in high school are either still in high school or got bullied. Your life will only get worse when you realize corporate is filled with these types. Your inability to get along with people and antisocial views will be the reason you’ll never peak. Better start making content, just like they do
@@1kisland Bro, what are you yapping about? Everyone who is old enough has seen multiple examples of people who literally did reach the pinnacle of life during their high school years. You see multiple cases of the stereotypical king and prom queen types who were considered THE shit in high school but are now IN the shit when in adult life, and you have never stepped foot in anything to do with "corporate" if you think the jocks from the football team who spent their entire school years doing keg stands and skipping class to hit the field are some business CEOs now 😂
why its not shock... just because you dont like it doesnt m ean thata they dont pull $$$$. Nickleback is one of the most hated band, yet they sell out all of their shows and many of their songs have gone plat
Of all the things known about him, posting a pic of a 2 year old’s private parts and not taking it down instantly during a police visit has to the ultimate example of no accountability
i agree that it is deranged/unhinged behavior but i think it shows that in his mind he really wasn't/isn't doing anything wrong i think it shows his ignorance and hubris more than it proves that he does these awful things with malicious intent
Patty CC is bitter because he spent Friday's at home playing D&D when he was in High School. Huge sign saying he hates the men he wishes he could be. He needs to let go of that HUGE chip on his shoulder. It's not a good look. Now he has a large platform and is going to bully someone and attempt to "DESTROY" him. Very interesting choice in words. It's subjective and could cause an unstable fan of Patty CC to actually physically harm or "destroy" Dave.
I don’t think you’ve seen anybody on crack before lol. If anything, he looks like a gambling, beer drinking, pizza eating, sports obsessed version of Zuck. So basically Zuck if he wasn’t a robot and acted like an average white American man
@@wissawissa83Dudes over the age of 12, people not into rape, people who didn't peak in highschool, and anyone with a sense of humor that's not grade school-level.
You missed the most important break Portnoy got, which was when the website Deadspin had a mutiny and all of their workers quit. Deadspin was Barstool before Barstool on the internet and had a massive following. When Deadspin went under, Portnoy siezed the opportunity.
Wow, that's crazy! A business man seized on a golden business opportunity? It's unheard of. Deadspin became trash when they dedicated 90 percent of their articles to politics instead of, well, sports.
That makes sense and it’s a strong motivator. If you don’t have the emotional maturity to grow up, I suppose you have to create a world where you can make being a dumb degenerate kid heroic. Good point.
The crap about promoting gambling to kids is rather hilarious when you sports betting promoted on every commercial break on espn and national broadcasts of every major sport lol
@@JC-tu6hc They can, but one is a zit and the other is a full blown flesh eating disease.... Barstool has nowhere near the same exposure as ESPN, TSN and every other traditional media outlet. Every outlet that broadcasts NFL games has gambling apps commercials... every single one. This accusation is ridiculous when his activity does not even move the needle.
Taking inappropriate photos of Tom Brady’s son and talking about him in such a way is disgusting. Dave is stupid for that and even if he’s joking or not, that type of talk about a young boy is inexcusable. Why are there some people who condone pedophilia in today’s society when it’s not a joke to take photos such as that one without consent on behalf for a family photo?
@@shaun2463 fr. Creepy jokes about small children and aggressive comments towards of variety of women, totally fine, but talking about a bro that peaked in high school, outcomes the sensitivity. Lol. It’s too funny what is acceptable to these weird Bros and what isn’t.
To be fair that business insider article was a hit piece in every way, even the girls who are featured say it wasn’t sexual assault but the article is written to clearly portray it that way
@@prointernetuser hardly a foreign word? Bro do you know what foreign means lmao It's a word in a different language. That's foreign. It's not like a super commonly known foreign word like hola or bon voyage and even those are technically still foreign 💀
@@Luc_B63 Just because a word has foreign roots does not make it "foreign." "Howitzer" is the common word used in every English speaking country for artillery. A native English speaker should be able to pronounce the word correctly. Every Private in the US Army can do so.
I've heard of this guy and this is a great recap but... I can't get over the fact that, to me, this guy looks like a thicker jawed 'Zuckerberg mixed with Randy Quaid.
well it just so happens that those type of people are the ones that don't waste time talking shit in the youtube comments instead they go out and make things happen good or bad they make things happen. if you don't like people like this being in the positions they are in then step up and become the person you want to see in that position.
I love rap. But I can also acknowledge that its glorifying a lot of awful shit. We pick and choose what’s bad and what’s good. I feel like this is no different
@@doomfanboy9413 I can't tell if that was irony or just projection with a lack of self awareness. Lmao I mean you're criticizing someone in a UA-cam comment for criticizing someone else in a UA-cam comment? Wtf bro 🤣
This entire video is an absolute disgrace. Have some courage yourself to examine your confirmation bias and actually look into all the evidence on some of this stuff. You won’t because you got the confirmation that your bias is correct and don’t want to be proven to wrong. But you’d be a better man than most of these people on here who are assuming a person’s guilt without due process - or even looking into the facts. Look further into that 19 year old’s claims and you’ll be shocked at what you find. You’ll also be shocked at how slanted this channel is.
I automatically gravitate toward anyone who the left cant cancel, it gives me so much joy. We like Dave because he doesnt care about what people think, hes just himself. Guys like that.
@@joannarichards6245 in todays age where people will try to cancel you for speaking out against the woke mob? it's quite picky concidering he specifically said "I automatically gravitate toward anyone who the left cant cancel" which on the internet, more often than not if someone starts to get cancelled, they issue an appology for whatever the woke deemed "offensive" and then the person gets cancelled from both sides. "you can't cancel someone who doesn't care" in general, if you got an anti woke or a woke community and you offend the other, you apologize to the other side and then your side starts to be offended as a result, resulting in a cancelation.
@@nuck- You mold your entire perception of people around what another group cant do to them instead of judging them based solely on their character? That doesn't make much sense at all, you are willingly admitting that you are a sheep that follows the masses.
Something that the counter-movements for these things NEVER GET is that stuff like 8:32 will not work, and will strengthen opposition significantly. If you oppose a view or lifestyle, you cannot present yourself as the complete opposite of that style to convince people to stop by shaming them. YOU HAVE TO OFFER A HAND FROM THE MIDDLE. Attack creates defenders. And defense turns into counter attack. That's why the "FEMINIST OWNED!!!!" videos did so well, on all sides. Cringy badly worded or straight up hateful (but fringe examples) of women that were baiting or just a bit crazy/baited into anger getting dissected, reinforcing the idea on young men that they were BEING attacked, and should hate back - which was then done on the other side, perpetuating the hate toward men or seeing them as perpetually dangerous. Protesting a "guys just wanna have fun" group by blocking the road and having a girl yell at them that they are bad will ONLY REINFORCE STERIOTYPES that the only people that aren't down are -killjoys -salty/unattractive women -aggressive/hate them -obnoxious from their point of view. If you're a drunk college kid trying to go to an apparently awesome party, and you get stopped by a horde of random dudes and women yelling at you about rape culture, or how you are victim blaming, YOU AREN'T LIKELY TO GIVE THEIR WORDS ANY SERIOUS THOUGHT, or WORSE, you could end up directly deciding to oppose them/think from the other side, since you feel targeted. Look at the dude standing next to her, already being obnoxious in direct opposition and wanting to defend the interest there. And then the protests and partiers were going at it. I'm not saying the protests around these things are bad, but from a social level, they don't get things solved, and they radicalize both sides.
@@serious261 buddy… this is going to shock you … I hope you’re sitting down for this one … people use these emojis 😂🤣😭 to indicate something called “laughter” .. now I know I know I know, “what is laughter” - I hear you ask: well my son, laughter is the action or sound of laughing. You 🤡 “Laughing??? What is that” I hear you ask again … 🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️ Well buddy.. laughing is when humans make the spontaneous sounds and movements of the face and body that are the instinctive expressions of lively amusement. You 🤡 “Oh oh ok I think I’ve seen that before once or twice… but uhmm why did you do this emoji 🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️ there’s no need to hit yourself in the face over my question man” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@serious261 also 14 subscribers off of 33 videos is impressive lololol. That’s almost half a subscriber per upload (almost) If you keep it up … it’ll only take 2000 more uploads to make it to monetization!!! Keep up the good work. 💀💀💀💀💀
@@RationalThots and you’re speaking with only 300 subscribers? 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 keep it up!!!
The only people who are unapologetically honest are those with Asperger's syndrome; the rest are often perceived as just being rude or insensitive, lacking concern for others. American society is built on comparisons and the constant pursuit of being 'better than the other.' This environment contributes to the development of individuals who will do whatever it takes to make themselves powerful.
People root for these guys because it's someone living life the way they wished they could. He could be doing the worst things and they wouldn't care because of that factor. Once he falls or is no longer relevant, the same crowds will boost someone else to be their guineapig.
Facts! They also like him because in the current ideological landscape less empathetic people are really disturbed by what they would call ‘woke cancel culture’. A boogie men they somehow can never clearly define. But yea having someone say the awful things they wish they could say gives them hope and joy. Many of these men are insecure and have a love hate relationship with women. So to see Dave objectify AND hurt women’s feelings is right up their ally.
I think the clown nose makes it more sarcasm/satire which would then be considered Dave Portnoy’s opinion. Generally, a statement of opinion is not defamation, though it’s not an absolute defense.
@@buddybrax bro who are you responding to. I think everyone understands that's not literally the meaning of the judgment. Typical elderly internet users not getting the joke
Wait so how is posting a photo of a child's penis not have this dude in jail for distribution of child pornography? Seriously, this isn't a parent showing a pic of their baby in the tub, which I would still warn that it's something that shouldn't be shown on social media because of predators, but this dude shared someone else's child. I'm just baffled that he isn't in prison for that.
It’s largely because men’s looks don’t hold much weight. Men will get ragged on more about their weight. Women rag on women for wearing the same shoes.
Okay, that sounds wayyy too much like some fraternity bro stuff. Thank gosh I never attended a sorority. I don’t think I would ever have gotten into all that frat/sor party kind of stuff. Seriously! A lot of drunkenness, s3x, and other weird s&$t or just downright abominations. It’s despicable.
“Heavy physical work, the care of home and children, *petty quarrels with neighbors, films, football, beer, and above all, gambling filled up the horizon of their minds. To keep them in control was not difficult….* _All that was required of them was a primitive patriotism which could be appealed to whenever it was necessary _*_to make them accept_*_ longer working hours or shorter rations._ And when they became discontented, as they sometimes did, their discontentment led nowhere, because being without general ideas, they could only focus it on petty specific grievances.” ― George Orwell, 1984.
Portnoy looks like some strange Zuckerberg/human hybrid.
For a hybrid, you need two references, who’s the 2nd?
@@Loosewebs A lizard and a generic human approximation.
I thought I was the only one. Like he's some type of multiverse Zuckerberg.
his personality is totally different
Aka...a jew
Okay the Jenna Marbles backstory was crazy! I had no idea that she started at bar stool
Same then I remember her old intro and I make the connection 😂
Yep, there’s a video of her going to this outdoor party where she makes out with another girl.
I remember her talking about it once or twice back in the day. It definitely wasn't a secret.
Yeah like him or not he had Jenna and Alex Cooper start with him which is wild to think about
I went to HS with Jenna in Rochester Ny, she was chill, her trajectory makes sense
Calling him a pizza reviewer is wild lmao
To be fair he is that's all I watch of him
@@djtoxicdhg Yeah, I just know him as the One Bite pizza review guy I watched like 5 years ago and forgot all about until now.
How is that wild? That’s damn near what he’s known for
He has the biggest pizza review series of all time… so it isn’t weird.
@@Omnibushido- lol pizza reviews are wiold
I only ever watched his pizza reviews since I thought they were entertaining and didn't know anything about him. What an insane backstory, guys that peaked in highschool seems like a very valid description of his fanbase.
3:06 "pick me girls and guys who peaked in high school" is easily the best description of barstool I have ever
Legendary
Dawg barstool employees are almost all the exact people that woulda got shit on or hated in school lmao. these are people that were just naturally wierd or wild mofos
@@PandaGoblin10Knot in the 2000s 😂😂😂
The only people that unironically use the term peaked in high school are either still in high school or got bullied. Your life will only get worse when you realize corporate is filled with these types. Your inability to get along with people and antisocial views will be the reason you’ll never peak. Better start making content, just like they do
@@1kisland Bro, what are you yapping about? Everyone who is old enough has seen multiple examples of people who literally did reach the pinnacle of life during their high school years. You see multiple cases of the stereotypical king and prom queen types who were considered THE shit in high school but are now IN the shit when in adult life, and you have never stepped foot in anything to do with "corporate" if you think the jocks from the football team who spent their entire school years doing keg stands and skipping class to hit the field are some business CEOs now 😂
The fact that barstool got sold for that much will never stop being shocking to me
Why? Barstool is a platform full of people addicted to watching sports, it was sold to a sports betting / gambling company.
@@TheAngryAustrianI think he referring to Dave boring it back for a dollar
Buying *
why its not shock... just because you dont like it doesnt m ean thata they dont pull $$$$. Nickleback is one of the most hated band, yet they sell out all of their shows and many of their songs have gone plat
Cry
Of all the things known about him, posting a pic of a 2 year old’s private parts and not taking it down instantly during a police visit has to the ultimate example of no accountability
His whole pizza review is weird. He reviews cheese pizza aka cp aka u know what.
Yeah Jews be like that @yayaaa
i agree that it is deranged/unhinged behavior but i think it shows that in his mind he really wasn't/isn't doing anything wrong
i think it shows his ignorance and hubris more than it proves that he does these awful things with malicious intent
@@oRealAlieNo He’s a Chris Paul fan 😶
If you aren't a pedo then it's funny
The comments section is fascinatingly divided
Not anymore lol looks like it’s all settled out to him being annoying and embarrassing middle aged frat bro who no one takes seriously 😂
@@sanguine2552 he saved hundreds of small business's during covid, if only he was a brave video essayist redditor youd be singing his praises
@@sanguine2552 agreed lmao
“Dave knew his target audience: Pick-Me-Girls and guys who peaked in high school.”
Damn. 🤣🤣🤣
I wonder if he and Bert Kreischer have hit it off yet?
That was so incredibly spot on.
A real Chinless statement
Very accurate 😂 Portnoy basically saw what maddox and Tucker Max were doing and said “I can do that too”
Patty CC is bitter because he spent Friday's at home playing D&D when he was in High School. Huge sign saying he hates the men he wishes he could be. He needs to let go of that HUGE chip on his shoulder. It's not a good look. Now he has a large platform and is going to bully someone and attempt to "DESTROY" him. Very interesting choice in words. It's subjective and could cause an unstable fan of Patty CC to actually physically harm or "destroy" Dave.
Dude looks like a cracked up zuckerberg
Lmao this is the third Zuckerberg reference in the comment section
Same tribe
I don’t think you’ve seen anybody on crack before lol. If anything, he looks like a gambling, beer drinking, pizza eating, sports obsessed version of Zuck. So basically Zuck if he wasn’t a robot and acted like an average white American man
This dude looks so British to me but he’s not…
*coked up Zuckerberg
He looks like what I imagine a human version of Zuckerberg looks like.
underrated statement
I can’t imagine that
I agree, especially when he was younger
They are all Jews
LMAO "The wallstreetbets community doesn't believe he'll hold" too funny bro
Dudes nearly 50 years old and still King Frat Boy ...
*but not Bert Kreisher. If only any of us could be so lucky.
@@JackQNielsenlol
He's living the dream
@@nolabets3130 if your dream is to be an asshole with no accountability
@@nolabets3130if that’s your dream then I feel bad for you
Dave Portnoy has the confidence of someone who doesn't get punched in the face enough.
Only people that have never been in a fight say dat shit 😂😂😂
So do you tbh lol
@@judadon707Says loser who had also never been in an actual fight.
@SirAsdf I was thinking the same thing. He got college boys to follow him, try and get grown men to do the same without being punched in the face.
@@SirAsdf bro I grew up wrestling sense I was 5 I’ve boxed and done jitsu sense I was 12 I’ve been punched in the face more times than I can count 😂😂😂
The shit about Tom’s kid really fried my brain
Tom Brady has full mouth/tongue kissed his son since he was a toddler. Way worse than any shock value jokes Portnoy made.
@@marwnchimpunemployedirrelevant cherry pick to make Dave sound less weird. Tom Brady being weird ≠ Dave’s “joke” being acceptable
yeah I didn't know he was a pedo. nothing this guy has said/done has ever bothered me, but that shit is fucked
@@cwewwwnot an irrelevant cherry pick, you’re just a clown 🫵🤡
@@cwewww I don’t like Portnoy; to be clear. I’m simply stating this is not the weirdest thing involving Brady’s son going on.
"It's up to you to decide". Patrick def put that there so he wouldn't be sued.
oh, so youre telling me the guy who based his entire existence off of his frat experience isnt a good guy? well golly gee
Who says he’s not a good guy?
@@wissawissa83Dudes over the age of 12, people not into rape, people who didn't peak in highschool, and anyone with a sense of humor that's not grade school-level.
Never use "off of" - you sound like you have 65 IQ.
@@wissawissa83literally anyone with a brain thinks this dude is pathetic.
@@wissawissa83People who don't throw shade at the opposition that only exists in their head.
You missed the most important break Portnoy got, which was when the website Deadspin had a mutiny and all of their workers quit. Deadspin was Barstool before Barstool on the internet and had a massive following. When Deadspin went under, Portnoy siezed the opportunity.
Valar morghulis
@@madeonearth3429 valar dohaeris
Deadspin was headed downhill anyway, the mutiny just expedited that.
Wow, that's crazy! A business man seized on a golden business opportunity? It's unheard of. Deadspin became trash when they dedicated 90 percent of their articles to politics instead of, well, sports.
seems irrelevant
I feel like one day he realized the frat days would end so he made a company focused solely on keeping those days alive
That makes sense and it’s a strong motivator. If you don’t have the emotional maturity to grow up, I suppose you have to create a world where you can make being a dumb degenerate kid heroic. Good point.
Paid off handsomely for him.
He knew how it felt and how those kinds of people enjoyed those moments. He made money off of it. Pretty simple.
There's NOTHING more pathetic than a frat boy!!! What a bunch of dorks! 😂
100%
Your pronunciation of howitzer was like nails on a chalk board lol
This youtuber is trash. Long live pizza!
@@7Jstamperalmost as if it's AI generated
"a military grade canon"
Your comment is like nails on a chalkboard even more so!
@@PrintSolution100no
So this what mark Zuckerberg does when he’s bored 😂
How many people like Mark hide behind closed doors and have evil intentions to keep the people under some form of control.....
different people, same tribe.
@@R290s_biggest_fan if you know, you know
they want you to know@@vico6261
😮😂😂😂@@R290s_biggest_fan
The crap about promoting gambling to kids is rather hilarious when you sports betting promoted on every commercial break on espn and national broadcasts of every major sport lol
Both can't be bad?
@@JC-tu6hc They can, but one is a zit and the other is a full blown flesh eating disease.... Barstool has nowhere near the same exposure as ESPN, TSN and every other traditional media outlet. Every outlet that broadcasts NFL games has gambling apps commercials... every single one. This accusation is ridiculous when his activity does not even move the needle.
@@JC-tu6hc sure, but condemning 1 but not the other is kinda hypocritical no?
@@DarkDyllon No, it doesn't. "How come you can denounce X but not Y or Z or ZY etc" is a lazy argument
As well as THIS channel
Taking inappropriate photos of Tom Brady’s son and talking about him in such a way is disgusting. Dave is stupid for that and even if he’s joking or not, that type of talk about a young boy is inexcusable. Why are there some people who condone pedophilia in today’s society when it’s not a joke to take photos such as that one without consent on behalf for a family photo?
Tom Brady forgave him so your point is moot.
@@Tee-OhBee Who cares if the father forgave him? Its still fucking weird and nasty.
Is that the guy who held down his son and kissed him on Premium evening mainstream TV?
@@AustinCameron"other people can sexually violate children if their parents do it" what is wrong with you.
@@AustinCameronthe heights that you guys go to defend some of these celebs is ridiculous
Jenna Marbles lore was jaw dropping
Dave Portnoy is like if cousin from The Bear was actually somehow successful
Bruh I was watching dis show this week and I was like dawg cousin is Dave Portnoy
I was thinking that this whole video
Can't unsee this.
I can see it
I have often thought that.
Dave never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
DONT DISRESPECT THE PIZZA PLACE
He was a Varsity Baseball player at Swampscott you would've killed to have his batting average
"what is it with you and this obsession wit dis varsity crap?"
Its a Sopranos Reference Einstein@@jonesjermaine4387
He was a varsity athlete
I never knew about the Tom Brady post. That’s actually wild, idk how anyone actually thought that was a good idea
Yeah, I think even TB would be angry here, did he ever react to this comment?
Like, I am NOOO fan of TB, but… *W T F* 😳
because it was funny
But why did the Brady's have their kid naked in public? And then people get mad at the guy who took the picture of them.
@@johnm725 cp is funny to you? FBI
yeah i mean its kinda funny, but not something i would post on a global platform
I love how the son of a lawyer from preppy Swampscott has the gall to call himself "the common man".
I laughed so hard when you said guys that peaked in high school and pick me girls.😂😂😂
Yup! I literally said "Facts!"
Yeah most people that would say or laugh at that never will experience a peak. Easy to laugh at that when you don’t know what it is!😂
@@michaelmaguire86 I take it you're one of those "peaked in high school" bros then?
@@shaun2463 fr. Creepy jokes about small children and aggressive comments towards of variety of women, totally fine, but talking about a bro that peaked in high school, outcomes the sensitivity. Lol. It’s too funny what is acceptable to these weird Bros and what isn’t.
@@michaelmaguire86 My man is proud that he peaked when he was 15 LOL
To be fair that business insider article was a hit piece in every way, even the girls who are featured say it wasn’t sexual assault but the article is written to clearly portray it that way
Media does that all the time. Starting with the article titles.
this video is a hit piece too
hes constantly the target of hit peices. dave clears it up like a man everytime, that speaks volumes
@@ryanflynn6819 Yeah, like that Anti Union comment, he tried to clear that one from our collective memory. Speaks volumes.
@@a-iz4pg
Womp womp
Making 100K a year and still fucking up your finances really does say something
nah its just the big nose connections
You didn't hear when he said he gambled? how much money do you have saved in your bank? haha. Guy is richer than all of us in this comment section
@@MasterEggrollnot me
but youre poor
well he is worth 100's of millions of dollars now so it worked out just fine for him. How are you doing in life compared to him?
Considering *nothing else,* dude riding around Boston MASS in a Chevy Astro van puttin' out his own paper = Props In Perpetuity
7:12 The way you said Howitzer 😂
This humor is still hilarious even today.
There’s a surprising amount of words this dude can’t pronounce even remotely correct.
@@tvividyusually foreign words which makes sense
@@Luc_B63 howitzer is barely a foreign word. thing is he knows how it's pronounced. It's there in the videos of Portnoy. Portnoy actually said it.
@@prointernetuser hardly a foreign word? Bro do you know what foreign means lmao
It's a word in a different language. That's foreign. It's not like a super commonly known foreign word like hola or bon voyage and even those are technically still foreign 💀
@@Luc_B63 Just because a word has foreign roots does not make it "foreign." "Howitzer" is the common word used in every English speaking country for artillery. A native English speaker should be able to pronounce the word correctly. Every Private in the US Army can do so.
I give his plastic surgeon credit, those hair plugs have lasted way longer than the "common man"
also nothing says common man like getting a 30k loan from your dad for gambling
gotta be able to stay in front of a camera for five years
Hair transplants, much different than hair plugs
I’ll send my ex to his surgeon lol
This dude definitely Mark's evil twin
Except Mark is way more evil and has had way more of a negative impact on society than Dave even could.
I find it despicable that people find this guy entertaining.
I've heard of this guy and this is a great recap but...
I can't get over the fact that, to me, this guy looks like a thicker jawed 'Zuckerberg mixed with Randy Quaid.
Hahaha, he really does! Perfect!
Accurate 😂
He gets them redone every ten or so years. Do your homework
Both have same early life history
It amazes me how people that lack integrity are the ones held in such high esteem by many in society now days.
Well said. Id probably say "It disgusts me" instead though
well it just so happens that those type of people are the ones that don't waste time talking shit in the youtube comments instead they go out and make things happen good or bad they make things happen.
if you don't like people like this being in the positions they are in then step up and become the person you want to see in that position.
I love rap. But I can also acknowledge that its glorifying a lot of awful shit. We pick and choose what’s bad and what’s good. I feel like this is no different
@@doomfanboy9413 I can't tell if that was irony or just projection with a lack of self awareness. Lmao
I mean you're criticizing someone in a UA-cam comment for criticizing someone else in a UA-cam comment? Wtf bro 🤣
This entire video is an absolute disgrace. Have some courage yourself to examine your confirmation bias and actually look into all the evidence on some of this stuff. You won’t because you got the confirmation that your bias is correct and don’t want to be proven to wrong. But you’d be a better man than most of these people on here who are assuming a person’s guilt without due process - or even looking into the facts.
Look further into that 19 year old’s claims and you’ll be shocked at what you find. You’ll also be shocked at how slanted this channel is.
That tiff at the end with the pizza shop owner was the most Boston thing ever 😂
That owner got mad because he was given a low score. Good ol' Somerville
It’s funny, because I was just watching his reviews and actually watched that one! 🤣
Creepy old guy at the bar vibes
I was thinking the same- he’s the embodiment of boomers 😂
he's young for a boomer, isn't he? boomers are in like their 70s
@@AmyPieterse People born in 1977 are CHILDREN OF BOOMERS. The baby boom was roughly 1945 - 1965. 1977 is squarely Gen X.
The fact he was in his mid 30s kicking it with college students is crazy
Why?
He made a 100+ million dollar business off of it.
So I'm not sure if you're pretending to be upset or trying to relate to a youtube video
I see you’ve never been to college cause there were literal 30 years old and older in my classes.
Here's even something more crazy- there's even people in their 40s, 50s, 60s in college! Crazy! Wow! insane!
Last time i checked College students are mostly over 18.
EDP part of Barstool is the craziest part
He’s just your common frat boy in a grown mans body. I just know the “I would’ve gone pro if I didn’t hurt my ankle” guys LOVE him
I automatically gravitate toward anyone who the left cant cancel, it gives me so much joy. We like Dave because he doesnt care about what people think, hes just himself. Guys like that.
@@nuck-That doesn’t sound very picky.
@@joannarichards6245 in todays age where people will try to cancel you for speaking out against the woke mob? it's quite picky concidering he specifically said "I automatically gravitate toward anyone who the left cant cancel" which on the internet, more often than not if someone starts to get cancelled, they issue an appology for whatever the woke deemed "offensive" and then the person gets cancelled from both sides.
"you can't cancel someone who doesn't care" in general, if you got an anti woke or a woke community and you offend the other, you apologize to the other side and then your side starts to be offended as a result, resulting in a cancelation.
He says that about his shoulder and baseball lol but it’s satire
@@nuck- You mold your entire perception of people around what another group cant do to them instead of judging them based solely on their character? That doesn't make much sense at all, you are willingly admitting that you are a sheep that follows the masses.
Something that the counter-movements for these things NEVER GET is that stuff like 8:32 will not work, and will strengthen opposition significantly.
If you oppose a view or lifestyle, you cannot present yourself as the complete opposite of that style to convince people to stop by shaming them. YOU HAVE TO OFFER A HAND FROM THE MIDDLE.
Attack creates defenders. And defense turns into counter attack.
That's why the "FEMINIST OWNED!!!!" videos did so well, on all sides. Cringy badly worded or straight up hateful (but fringe examples) of women that were baiting or just a bit crazy/baited into anger getting dissected, reinforcing the idea on young men that they were BEING attacked, and should hate back - which was then done on the other side, perpetuating the hate toward men or seeing them as perpetually dangerous.
Protesting a "guys just wanna have fun" group by blocking the road and having a girl yell at them that they are bad will ONLY REINFORCE STERIOTYPES that the only people that aren't down are
-killjoys
-salty/unattractive women
-aggressive/hate them
-obnoxious
from their point of view.
If you're a drunk college kid trying to go to an apparently awesome party, and you get stopped by a horde of random dudes and women yelling at you about rape culture, or how you are victim blaming, YOU AREN'T LIKELY TO GIVE THEIR WORDS ANY SERIOUS THOUGHT, or WORSE, you could end up directly deciding to oppose them/think from the other side, since you feel targeted.
Look at the dude standing next to her, already being obnoxious in direct opposition and wanting to defend the interest there. And then the protests and partiers were going at it.
I'm not saying the protests around these things are bad, but from a social level, they don't get things solved, and they radicalize both sides.
Dave is the kind of guy to run over your best friend and say, "It was just a prank bro"
Lol not at all
Na, he's not that guy
Nah he’s the type to call you a non racial slur thatll hurt your feelings and say it’s just a joke.
dam, lots of his fans got angered here
So another Jack Doherty prettymuch
Patrick is definitely rage baiting commenters with his pronunciation of “Howitzer” 😭😭
Why are you crying? What’s wrong? 😭😭
@@serious261 buddy… this is going to shock you … I hope you’re sitting down for this one … people use these emojis 😂🤣😭 to indicate something called “laughter” .. now I know I know I know, “what is laughter” - I hear you ask: well my son, laughter is the action or sound of laughing.
You 🤡
“Laughing??? What is that” I hear you ask again … 🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️
Well buddy.. laughing is when humans make the spontaneous sounds and movements of the face and body that are the instinctive expressions of lively amusement.
You 🤡
“Oh oh ok I think I’ve seen that before once or twice… but uhmm why did you do this emoji 🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️ there’s no need to hit yourself in the face over my question man”
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@@serious261 also 14 subscribers off of 33 videos is impressive lololol. That’s almost half a subscriber per upload (almost)
If you keep it up … it’ll only take 2000 more uploads to make it to monetization!!! Keep up the good work. 💀💀💀💀💀
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7:10 most wild way I have ever heard someone say "howitzer"😂
Dave has gone through every physical shape his body could possibly be under 220lbs lol
07:02 I've never heard howitzer pronounced like that before
Because nobody says it like that (not even Germans).
It's because that's not how you say it.
@@fearlv1rattata slow clap
howITZer
@@wissawissa83Yeah. He's kind of a soyboy
He didn’t run out of his apartment lol. It was his messy office in Milton
#miltonstrong
Getting a basic, well reported fact like that wrong certainly doesn't lend a ton of credibility to the video.
Of course it was Milton, rich boy lol
@@TonyS26 makes it seem like dave bullied this loser in high school or something
My boy Dave Portnoy absolutely loves and I mean LOVES cocaine ("one line everybody knows the rules") 😂😂😂
I give this comment a 9.2
Adderall
Out of all the negativity on youtube, his One Bite Pizza Reviews channel is actually fun and positive to watch.
“Do you understand how offensive that is?”
“No I obviously don’t”
😂😂😂 I’m dead
W vid cc I thought mans was just a pizza reviewer 😭😭
my jaw dropped during that intro. I just thought he ate pizzas 😅I ain't know he was a demon 🥲
As an European I really enjoy your latested Videos about people I never heard in my life before 😂
He looks like Mark Zuckerberg
Ouch.
I think it's a little closer to "What Zuckerberg thinks he looks like in his own head"
"Pick me girls and guys who peaked in highschool"😂😂
13:29 the way she just walked into the convo, closing in on the mic 😂😂
Huh?
Yeah she was pissed someone thought she wasn't gorgeous and she took that shit personally
Lots of lost men in this poor comment section :’(
@@cami5173 give me a hug
@@cami5173You're right, I'm lost. Can you get out of the kitchen long enough to help me find my way back from my misogynistic ways?
Yoooo. The Brady kid article is INSANE
ALL HAIL MIKE PORTNOY, THE LEGENDARY DRUMMER!!!
Who the hell is this Dave guy?
There will be a biopic on this man within the next 15-20 years. Calling it now.
3-5 imo
He’s not nearly interesting enough for a biopic
That would be a boring movie. Upper middle class guy goes to college, joins frat, borrows money from father, starts business.
@@JC-tu6hc Naaa not with all the controversy he's been in. It would make for a great movie.
@@45BRush Not a notable person
We need more quality content like this on UA-cam. This is informative, well done and interesting! Thank you.
Ya like BS propaganda, do ya?
BS hit peice
The only people who are unapologetically honest are those with Asperger's syndrome; the rest are often perceived as just being rude or insensitive, lacking concern for others. American society is built on comparisons and the constant pursuit of being 'better than the other.' This environment contributes to the development of individuals who will do whatever it takes to make themselves powerful.
“Pick-me girls and guys who peaked in high school” is the most accurate description of Barstool fans I’ve ever heard 😂
I wish I could feel bad for these pick me girls, but it's hard to be sympathetic to anyone climbing over the zoo enclosure to get closer to the lions.
People root for these guys because it's someone living life the way they wished they could. He could be doing the worst things and they wouldn't care because of that factor. Once he falls or is no longer relevant, the same crowds will boost someone else to be their guineapig.
Facts! They also like him because in the current ideological landscape less empathetic people are really disturbed by what they would call ‘woke cancel culture’. A boogie men they somehow can never clearly define. But yea having someone say the awful things they wish they could say gives them hope and joy. Many of these men are insecure and have a love hate relationship with women. So to see Dave objectify AND hurt women’s feelings is right up their ally.
Same could be said for the people that root against those guys
He looks like a human version of Zuckerberg
King of doubling down to avoid being cancelled
How to "destroy" Dave Portnoy? Keep him from snorting.
Nerd
@@le9335How do my balls taste?
@@le9335you can quit. You can get help online privately if you want then watch your attitude completely turn around.
Around 3:04 is where I started 😂 Bro you're a beast 😂😂
How he pronounces “howitzer” is easily the best part of the video.
“Text messages and police report don’t prove his innocence…”
Good thing our legal system doesn’t require people to prove their innocence.
And being widely known as a creep outside of the legal system does not require proof beyond a reasonable doubt
Dave Portnoy def peaked in highschool
That's crazy, I didn't know he was worth hundreds of millions in high school.
I’m quite sure you’re projecting.
Not an intelligent comment (unless its wrought with sarcasm; then you're spot on). Pretty sure that HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS came well after high school.
I'd love to 'peak' with $500 Million.
Bro is a scuffed Mark Zuckerberg holy shit
And lives better than you ever will.
He looks like a gruff version of Mark Zuckerberg in a lot of these still shots lol
I legit thought it was him for a second when I saw the thumbnail
they are 2 sides of the same coin really
Life was much more enjoyable before the internet...
Everyone idealizes the past
Nope
Okay not all of it was great lol
Yes
@@OscarUnrated Because it was better
Your videos are always improving, keep up the good work my man 😎
I love how the court kind of allowed the t-shirts of this dude being a clown with herpes. Makes it sounds like they agreed to him being just that
Well it is Mike Rappaport 😂
I think the clown nose makes it more sarcasm/satire which would then be considered Dave Portnoy’s opinion. Generally, a statement of opinion is not defamation, though it’s not an absolute defense.
That's not how court works.
Jesus christ you kids watch one video and get upset at somebody you've never even seen before
@@buddybrax bro who are you responding to. I think everyone understands that's not literally the meaning of the judgment. Typical elderly internet users not getting the joke
I mean you gotta respect a man who goes right to a protest of him to mock everyone there
Wait so how is posting a photo of a child's penis not have this dude in jail for distribution of child pornography? Seriously, this isn't a parent showing a pic of their baby in the tub, which I would still warn that it's something that shouldn't be shown on social media because of predators, but this dude shared someone else's child. I'm just baffled that he isn't in prison for that.
Patrick you and another UA-camr Tunde do the best videos. Such depth! You two are UA-cam classics as your work ,style, and presentation is timeless.
Who's the other one ?
@@JojoModjo8 "Tunde" I think.
seething leftoid bugman vids are so in vogue
one of the biggest success stories of our generation
I don’t think Patrick likes Dave Portnoy lol…
he literally posted pics of a kids privates and tweeted that rape is okay.
Dave is literally one of the greatest people online he's single handedly saved 100s of small mom and pop restaurant in the US it's amazing
The fact that a man who looks like that mocked womens' appearances...
WOW, id honestly love to have that kinda confidence!
It’s largely because men’s looks don’t hold much weight. Men will get ragged on more about their weight. Women rag on women for wearing the same shoes.
Women value money, men value looks. A story as old as time.
women aren't excluded from anything. If you ugly, you ugly.
Your mustache is a villian.
It’s Mario!🍕🍄👨🏻😂
"do you understand how offensive that is"
"No I obviously don't" LMAOO
he literally lived by the rule of "if it's offensive to you, that's a you issue" which I can respect honestly.
He looks like if Mark Zuckerberg and Ari Shaffir had a baby.
8:14 "Knockout Barstool" 322 Followers. 🤣🤣 Sure showed him.
The 2000s in Boston were just the height of insanity. I would know because I was there and it shaped the personality I've turned into.
Explain. I'm interested.
@@SNEED_FEED Well I'm from New York, the Red Sox won and they tried to kill me for wearing a Yankees jersey. Try that on for size.
@@AC7..77 Not surprised bro, Beast a cool dude, one of the real ones here on UA-cam.
@@DukesMusic84 Sounds about right
@@Omnibushido- Props to Dave for making it outta that scene, kinda like Bill Simmons a decade earlier.
Not this getting posted days after some of my coworkers lovingly tell me about his pizza reviews and how he's so cool lmao
Distance yourself from them if they actually like his pizza reviews
Show them this vid and say "Hey, is this that guy?" Or ask them their opinion about that poor little boy he creeped on.
I've never known about any of this, and he was always just the "pizza reviewer" guy to me.
Patrick was definitely bullied 😂😂😂
Lmao the kid who got pushed into lockers Striking back with hit pieces.
"Stoolapalooza" just sounds to me like a giant gathering of people coming together to collectively poop themselves
A 'group poop' if you will
You're gonna sit there and try to tell me that you've never attended a group poop? It's the shit.
Okay, that sounds wayyy too much like some fraternity bro stuff.
Thank gosh I never attended a sorority. I don’t think I would ever have gotten into all that frat/sor party kind of stuff. Seriously! A lot of drunkenness, s3x, and other weird s&$t or just downright abominations. It’s despicable.
He is a cross between Michael Rappaport and Mark Zuckerberg
"Football, beer and above all Gambling filled up the horizon of their minds.
To keep them in control was not difficult."
George Orwell
“Heavy physical work, the care of home and children, *petty quarrels with neighbors, films, football, beer, and above all, gambling filled up the horizon of their minds. To keep them in control was not difficult….*
_All that was required of them was a primitive patriotism which could be appealed to whenever it was necessary _*_to make them accept_*_ longer working hours or shorter rations._
And when they became discontented, as they sometimes did, their discontentment led nowhere, because being without general ideas, they could only focus it on petty specific grievances.”
― George Orwell, 1984.
@@JPatelLive Bread and circuses
@@JPatelLive Nice, while in same time people like you promote gender ideology..
I literally know him as the Barstool guy and you hit me with that crazy pizza fun fact in the first couple of seconds 💀
most people know him for pizza.. cus most people can't stand dave past that.
a guy is only successful if the market allows it. The US college market has long been rowdy and not too bright. Kudos to him for exploiting it.
Fact dude studied education is wild.
This is what shocked me the MOST?! Like why? And how do you graduate and still become that toxic?