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  • Опубліковано 12 лип 2024
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    A compilation of our best vids on the top posts from r/F*ckyoukaren on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay Video credits below.
    Narrator 1 ► / @itsboobin
    Narrator 2 ► / @thelexikitty
    00:00 - Robin
    18:28 - Robin
    37:30 - Robin
    50:43 - Lexi
    1:26:43 - Lexi
    1:43:11 - Lexi
    1:56:30 - Robin
    2:12:32 - Lexi
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  • @mathieupoulin5012
    @mathieupoulin5012 7 днів тому +541

    Robin got mad once, two years ago, and never calm down since

    • @weylinwest9505
      @weylinwest9505 7 днів тому +41

      Because they won't let him on the wholesome reddits.

    • @greengrey-yt
      @greengrey-yt 7 днів тому +6

      Calmed*

    • @mathieupoulin5012
      @mathieupoulin5012 7 днів тому +41

      @@greengrey-yt you speak english 'cause it's your only language. I speak english because it's your only language. We're not the same
      Just kidding, but yeah, I'm french so sorry for the mistake

    • @someonehavinganidentitycrisis
      @someonehavinganidentitycrisis 7 днів тому +7

      ​@@mathieupoulin5012polnareff language

    • @greengrey-yt
      @greengrey-yt 7 днів тому +2

      @@mathieupoulin5012 i’m just out here making sure grammar is good lol

  • @Rae0814
    @Rae0814 7 днів тому +214

    I never understood Karens that follow people to their house or somewhere else private, especially if they’re trying to make themselves look morally superior.

    • @talongrau1823
      @talongrau1823 7 днів тому +5

      helluva boss fan spotted 👍

    • @FangTheHellcat
      @FangTheHellcat 7 днів тому +4

      ​@@talongrau1823 yippee

    • @SpamTongbutcool
      @SpamTongbutcool 6 днів тому +8

      because they think that everyone will be on their side no matter what

    • @trunksgotjokes
      @trunksgotjokes 6 днів тому +5

      I usually assume it is to fight but with how out of shape most Karen's are...yeah i don't know

    • @thespudlord686
      @thespudlord686 6 днів тому +1

      It's called being entitled

  • @FennecTECH
    @FennecTECH 7 днів тому +189

    A C section is infant hard mode. Imagine trying to take care of a baby with 3 feet of staples in your belly. Imagine the baby shifting while drinking milk and tearing open your C section wound. Imagine every move being painful

    • @max_e_maxxy_
      @max_e_maxxy_ 7 днів тому +20

      Yeah it's a very large scar. I would say it's definitely worse than normal delivery for 90% of women. I'm sure having an episiotomy is pretty bad too but, that's usually a snip. A C-section is really brutal. I do not know how Karens got it in their mind that it shouldn't count as a real delivery

    • @GamingAnimal961
      @GamingAnimal961 7 днів тому +4

      ​@max_e_maxxy_ as he said WELL WHAT IS IT? DIGIORNO?

    • @arcticxabyss
      @arcticxabyss 7 днів тому +13

      yeah and that doesn't make someone a "fake mom" because the mom had a C-section. what if the mom was told that it was going to have to be a C-section because something horrible was happening to her baby and they had to deliver the baby right away?? also, the people that call other moms "fake moms" for having a C-section are 100% idiots. smh

    • @WeavingConstruct
      @WeavingConstruct 6 днів тому +3

      Doesn't also increase the chances of certain diseases like Asthma? Or am I just falsely informed?

    • @cewla3348
      @cewla3348 6 днів тому +5

      @@arcticxabyss like, seriously, what are we c-section babies? not real? am i virtual? is the dead internet theory real, and am i just one of the bots?

  • @Ameriant-
    @Ameriant- 6 днів тому +44

    During the pandemic, our franchise's owner covered someone for a few days because they had gotten the virus, and no one else was available either due to the virus or otherwise. That's just the type of dude our franchise owner is. Super chill, super nice.
    He came in once and saw the store was a little dirty, our night lead said something along the lines of, "sorry, we've been super busy and haven't gotten a chance to get around to it today." Franchise owner looked at him and replied, "I saw sales tonight; you had big rushes, you're good. just clean when and where you can tonight."
    My favourite story to tell about this dude was when he was covering for this aforementioned girl who had the virus. This Karen started screaming at him - for asking her to wear a mask, of course - and went "I KNOW THIS FRANCHISE OWNER, I HAVE THEIR NUMBER! I COULD GET YOU FIRED!"
    Franchise owner: "Oh yeah? Go ahead. Call."
    ..You can imagine the embarrassment that ensued.

    • @Echo81Rumple83
      @Echo81Rumple83 6 годин тому

      i so wish more people like him existed; i would get over my crippling fear of finding work in the service section if someone like that guy was in charge.

  • @Nessi9722
    @Nessi9722 7 днів тому +78

    6:36 "well wtf is it? DiGiorno??" Lmaoo😭

    • @Tirryna
      @Tirryna 7 днів тому +4

      This made me ugly laugh XD😂

    • @TESTFR7
      @TESTFR7 7 днів тому +2

      Lol yeah same

  • @TheJaxyOfficial
    @TheJaxyOfficial 7 днів тому +35

    The name for wholesome women is "Betty" in honour of Betty White. 😊

    • @FirstDarkAngel2001
      @FirstDarkAngel2001 4 дні тому +3

      There are NOT enough upvotes for this comment!!!

    • @Echo81Rumple83
      @Echo81Rumple83 6 годин тому

      @@FirstDarkAngel2001 i'm only one person! i don't have multiple accounts TTwTT

    • @Echo81Rumple83
      @Echo81Rumple83 6 годин тому

      yes yes yes!!!

  • @daniellenicole131
    @daniellenicole131 7 днів тому +53

    hot take: if you own an animal, you should know what's toxic to that animal 🙄🙄

    • @shwahgamer
      @shwahgamer 6 днів тому +9

      Absolutely true. We have a cat, and whenever my fiance eats something with onions, or cuts them up, he's extremely careful to not let ANY onion pieces get on the floor. Same with raisins and chocolate. Our cat isn't always gonna eat off the floor if we drop food, sometimes she's not interested, but we don't take that chance with anything that will make her sick.

    • @daniellenicole131
      @daniellenicole131 6 днів тому +3

      @@shwahgamerexactly!! do i know my cat hates the smell of peanut butter and doesn't want to be around it?? yes. but she's also an idiot (affectionate) who comes running the second she hears something hit the kitchen floor, so i'm not gonna let her put her mouth anywhere near it

    • @KiboSanti
      @KiboSanti 6 днів тому +1

      I would appreciate a little "keep out of reach of cats/dogs" note like they have for children, but I don't expect it.
      I will argue that places that sell flowers and plants need to be more transparent about toxicity to pets! Anyone can pick up a bouquet of lilies at the grocery store, with no clue they're toxic to cats.

    • @poopww5378
      @poopww5378 6 днів тому

      Or don’t feed them human food in general feed them what they are naturally supposed to eat

    • @IzzyAuset
      @IzzyAuset 5 днів тому +3

      To an extent for sure. Just earlier though, I went "Hey can dogs have bell peppers?" For my partner, who has had dogs for probably 20 years combined, to go "Idk, google it".
      You can not expect ANYONE to know exactly how every given piece of food in what quantity effects their animal, especially with conflicting opinions. But yes, knowing basics and educating yourself should be part of owning a pet

  • @bananaslamma35
    @bananaslamma35 7 днів тому +75

    "Steve is the wholesome dude, who's the wholesome woman?"
    Betty maybe?
    Alternatively also Steve.

    • @TheJaxyOfficial
      @TheJaxyOfficial 7 днів тому +3

      Had the exact same thought

    • @bbqchicken8681
      @bbqchicken8681 7 днів тому +4

      Betty works, but Stacy fits better imo. The double alliteration makes it sound nicer :)

    • @Bucky_Winchester
      @Bucky_Winchester 7 днів тому +10

      ​@@bbqchicken8681everyone would just be up to talk about Stacy's mom tho 😒

    • @AgentFrostBaldwin
      @AgentFrostBaldwin 6 днів тому

      ​@@Bucky_Winchester I feel bad for Stacy. She even lost her brother and dad to them

    • @starlight846
      @starlight846 6 днів тому +2

      Yeah Betty White was the best…so the wholesome name should be Betty

  • @matthewhalo1799
    @matthewhalo1799 7 днів тому +61

    Here’s the thing about the fired men thing. I don’t think it’s a good thing. Reason being is it reinforces the idea that Karens can easily take away peoples jobs for the most minor inconveniences

    • @shwahgamer
      @shwahgamer 7 днів тому +10

      Yeah I thought that too. It sounds like one of those "in theory it seems harmless, but in practice it's not" type things.

    • @decepticusprevails
      @decepticusprevails 5 днів тому +4

      Imagine Karen gets one of these people "fired" but then
      Karen came back to the store the next week and there's that person again.

  • @emotional_trashpanda
    @emotional_trashpanda 7 днів тому +24

    the original for 1:37:15 is "When the Nazis came for the communists, I kept quiet; I wasn't a communist.
    When they came for the trade unionists, I kept quiet; I wasn't a trade unionist.
    When they came for the Jews, I kept quiet; I wasn't a Jew.
    When they came for me, there was no one left to protest."
    - Martin Niemöller

  • @thepalerider9635
    @thepalerider9635 7 днів тому +93

    Every time I see anything to do with an HOA I feel obliged to make this joke
    So what do you call a group of Karen’s?
    An HOA Board

    • @Cayennethedragon
      @Cayennethedragon 7 днів тому +3

      👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @jackibear17
      @jackibear17 7 днів тому +4

      thank you i will be stealing this joke and if u get mad at me imma just call u a karen
      jk abt calling u a karen

    • @Nintendo_switch.
      @Nintendo_switch. 7 днів тому +3

      This is it peak

    • @WeavingConstruct
      @WeavingConstruct 6 днів тому

      No no no, you have it all wrong! An HOA board isn't a group of Karens! Karens are so stupid and uncivilized they can't get positions like that!

    • @therandomnessstrikes1435
      @therandomnessstrikes1435 6 днів тому +1

      Absolutely perfect!
      However, there are probably at least a few HOA’s out there that aren’t jerks, and have a legitimate, non-evil reason , to exist.

  • @Catttails.-.
    @Catttails.-. 7 днів тому +22

    27:18 most sugar free gum has xylitol. You can look on the ingredients list if look it up if you aren’t sure. Even if it doesn’t have xylitol, you can still run the risk of it blocking up your dogs intestines because gum is not digestible. Some peanut butters even have xylitol in them. This was complete negligence on the owners part and entirely their fault. You should assume that there is xylitol even if you aren’t sure.This post is the equivalent of saying “I left a loaded gun unlocked in my toddlers play pen, and it’s the manufacturers fault because they didn’t explicitly say that this product would hurt my baby if I left it unattended”

    • @feuerling
      @feuerling 7 днів тому

      Also if you eat too much of it can give people diarrhea. That's how the sugar free haribo disasters happen.

  • @gramathy999
    @gramathy999 7 днів тому +106

    There is exactly one legitimate purpose for an HOA, and that's maintaining a shared park space in the neighborhood, potentially including community events paid for with dues.

    • @panzerwolf494
      @panzerwolf494 7 днів тому +21

      I'd add to keep people from flying those eyesore MAGA flags.
      Honestly I can see the point of an HOA to prevent the neighborhood from becoming a festering dump, but their codes need a lot of nuance added to them

    • @tatkkyo9911
      @tatkkyo9911 7 днів тому +9

      Yup, if you ever have to start one, you can write the covenants so that they can't do shit about the private properties and that the authority is limited to only public community spaces. Through its preferred to just not have one

    • @ashamane
      @ashamane 6 днів тому +1

      To be fair there can be other restrictions set in place that all who live within the HOA agree to to create a safe environment for everyone. Things that are not restricted by law, like quiet hours etc. The collective rules also do keep the value higher, as rundown homes tank a neighborhood value. They do have purpose. The tricky bit is not finding yourself in an HOA that has rules against what you want to do, and rather finding one that is of like minded people.

    • @SIS3W3N
      @SIS3W3N 5 днів тому +2

      Often developers will use HOAs to cover the costs of maintaining landscaping and amenities in the development while they continue selling homes, especially in multi-phase developments. It's always about money.

    • @ntfoperative9432
      @ntfoperative9432 2 дні тому

      HOAs are good for neighborhood maintenance, but become bad when they start being able to control people’s private property

  • @Samurai_Stoner
    @Samurai_Stoner 7 днів тому +15

    I'm disabled, had a fake foot since 92, I have a handicap mirror thing, i only use if it's like really hot or something, this Karen argued with me so much about me "not being handicapped" to the point where I took my foot off and dropped it like a mic 😂

    • @muhammadzhahrul03
      @muhammadzhahrul03 6 днів тому +6

      Hilarious shit, I would pay to see their faces, unfortunately I am broke.

    • @hebberhobber6802
      @hebberhobber6802 5 днів тому +3

      @@muhammadzhahrul03 their faces were probably priceless

    • @TheChangelingGamer
      @TheChangelingGamer 2 дні тому

      Talk about a big time savage comeback there chief. Probably got her to STFU.

    • @BEELZEBABE69
      @BEELZEBABE69 День тому +1

      Ngl I read "since 92" as in since u became 92 years old and I was like......... is this guy a vampire

    • @Samurai_Stoner
      @Samurai_Stoner День тому +1

      @@BEELZEBABE69 maybe

  • @heathersdraincleaner
    @heathersdraincleaner 7 днів тому +45

    South Park totally helped with the Karen Crisis

  • @joeywomer
    @joeywomer 7 днів тому +20

    I always felt like whenever Robin is reading from a Subreddit that makes him mad, there should be a Swear Counter for every time Robin says one.

  • @FennecTECH
    @FennecTECH 7 днів тому +17

    When you are super nice to the employees sometimes they give you free stuff. Such as a burrito that wasn’t picked up or a pizza that is slightly ugly. When you treat service workers like people everyone wins.

    • @thespudlord686
      @thespudlord686 6 днів тому +4

      I'll be nice, even if they can't reward me
      That being said, I won't say no to an ugly pizza

    • @starlight846
      @starlight846 6 днів тому +3

      @@thespudlord686it’s free food, I wouldn’t give a rats ass on how it looks. As long as I get to eat

  • @panzerwolf494
    @panzerwolf494 7 днів тому +13

    Best manager moment I ever experienced was a Karen blasting us (McD's) about screwing up her order. All of us are confused or trying to stiffle laughter till she asks for the manager. The store manager goes out, listens to her ranting and belittling and finally says "And what do you plan to do about it?!" He points to the bag of food she brought back, then points out to the road while saying "I'd head up the road another mile or so to BK where you got that food from". That face went from red anger to red blush of shame
    27:10 Ah, we had something like this lately in our town's community facebook page.
    Woman owns ducks and lets them free range. They like to free range across the road to eat mullberries. This is a thing she knew about and admitted to knowing. She complained someone ran over one of her ducks and that they were bad for doing so. Everyone that called her out about knowing about this issue and doing nothing to stop it makes her that bad person got the same response; "Thanks for the rude response but ur wrong" and after enough of them just turned off commenting on her post.

  • @shwahgamer
    @shwahgamer 6 днів тому +11

    To explain the Wizard of Oz picture for those who don't know.
    That woman is Dorothy's neighbor. She's the one who ends up being the Wicked Witch in the dream. She comes to the farm at the beginning to take away their dog Toto, because he allegedly bit someone or attacked something on her property, (we never see this happen, so we don't know if she's lying, and I can't 100% remember which one it was.) And she even has an official document saying the dog needs to be put down. Considering the time period the movie takes place in, she probably is allowed to just do that. Even without police involvement. Dorothy's aunt and uncle don't want any trouble, so they let her take Toto. But when she takes him away, he escapes from her bike basket and goes back to Dorothy.

  • @T0M0K0HIMIK0
    @T0M0K0HIMIK0 6 днів тому +8

    "Filed a suit against god seeking 100k in damages, blamed god for his negligence allowing a lighting bolt to strike her house"
    Shouldn't she be filing a suit against Zeus for striking her house?

    • @thespudlord686
      @thespudlord686 6 днів тому +5

      Depends on religion
      Good joke though

    • @solosynapse
      @solosynapse День тому

      I believe she was told good luck on collecting the settlement from God

  • @Game_Blox9999
    @Game_Blox9999 7 днів тому +35

    1:46 This one reminds me of a thumbnail that The Click has on one of his videos.
    Karens: "I CAN'T BREATHE THROUGH THESE F**KING THINGS!"
    also Karens:
    **smokes a whole-ass pack of cigarettes in one drag without complaining**

    • @MillieBlackRose
      @MillieBlackRose 7 днів тому +1

      @@Game_Blox9999 the click just dropped a new face-palm vid. ✌🏻

    • @Random-journalist
      @Random-journalist 7 днів тому +4

      Me, a chain smoker who still wears a mask:
      👁️👄👁️

    • @TheJaxyOfficial
      @TheJaxyOfficial 7 днів тому +2

      ​@@Random-journalist same lol. Like what!?

    • @Random-journalist
      @Random-journalist 7 днів тому +1

      @@TheJaxyOfficial just Karen's thinking they're having rights taken from them while they should just check their fucking privilege lol

    • @TheJaxyOfficial
      @TheJaxyOfficial 7 днів тому +2

      @@Random-journalist truth

  • @BigBadGato
    @BigBadGato 7 днів тому +8

    Coming from someone who's worked in quite a few restaurants in his twenties, I absolutely hate when people come in either a minute before closing or a minute after. You know when we're closed and you know when we're open, you made the choice to come in late and now you're going to give us shit because we're cleaning up. Just goes to show, the customer is NOT always right lol

    • @ashberrington1596
      @ashberrington1596 6 днів тому +1

      Not to mention just how long it takes to clean and close a restaurant. I worked in fast food for a while and we all hated when people came in 10 minutes before we were supposed to close. Things were being turned off and cleaned already as part of pre-close. If someone came through the drive thru more than 1 minute after closing time, they weren't getting served.

    • @mr.whocares8787
      @mr.whocares8787 4 дні тому

      I was actually baffled people do that. When I order takeout I check their opening times and only order if it's 30-60 minutes before closing minimum

  • @The_dandy_zombie
    @The_dandy_zombie 6 днів тому +3

    Toddlers being on a scedule is the only way to keep them generally happy and well equipped. Its just their nap time and eating time and play time, if they miss things they get frustrated, and its actually pretty important for a parent lol

  • @sydneys207
    @sydneys207 7 днів тому +18

    Every single thing that an HOA is designed to do can and should be done by a local government.

    • @airistal
      @airistal День тому

      Your saying the local government should manage small private community pools?

    • @solosynapse
      @solosynapse День тому

      ​@@airistalDon't need an HOA for that, either. Park staff or pool staff aren't difficult to hire.

  • @Josh_the_jester
    @Josh_the_jester 6 днів тому +7

    You can't say you hate the child of your widowed spouse, want to get rid or her ASAP, and claim you're not a bad person. Well you can but just because you can doesn't make your point valid or reasonable

    • @mr.whocares8787
      @mr.whocares8787 4 дні тому +4

      Mean I CAN claim I'm a 9ft green unicorn with silver wings. Would have about the same amount of truth as that lady's claim of being a good person.

  • @reaps2197
    @reaps2197 7 днів тому +9

    29:42 I hate this. If your boss was offering you a promotion, it's because you earned their respect and they thought you would be good for the job. No one is just handed promotions, you do need to earn them, even if some ways are unethical. If you're offered a promotion, always take it, especially for a 40% salary increase.

    • @hmnhntr
      @hmnhntr 5 днів тому +1

      Well, it doesn't always align with your personal goals. I was offered a promotion to full-time after about 3 weeks at my gas station job. Despite the fact that I had repeatedly told them that this was a convenient summer job for me and that I did not want full-time hours. Like, I told them that in the interview. I told them that when my GM asked about my goals there. I told them that when my individual managers asked if I wanted more hours. I was still offered full-time, and my manager was visibly astounded when I turned it down. I told her the exact same thing I had said many times before- I was working this job to have spending money during the summer. I was also treated notably worse by that manager afterwards.
      Obviously that's different from the one in the video, but there are real reasons someone might turn down a promotion.

  • @HappilyHomicidalHooligan
    @HappilyHomicidalHooligan 7 днів тому +5

    1:27:13 OBJECTION!!!
    A group of Karen's is NOT called a Hassle...
    A Group of Karen's is properly titled: AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!
    😄😁😆😅😂🤣

  • @IdkImNotCreative-mh4uo
    @IdkImNotCreative-mh4uo 7 днів тому +9

    1:32:51 MATT ROSE MENTIONED, EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION 🚨🚨🚨🚨

    • @Keelinosity
      @Keelinosity 6 днів тому +3

      TURN THAT OPAQUE DEER CLEAR 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @undefinedCat
      @undefinedCat 5 днів тому +2

      ​​@@KeelinosityTURN THAT CLEAR DEER OPAQUE

  • @pirobot668beta
    @pirobot668beta 6 днів тому +6

    Got lectured by a Bus driver in Seattle yesterday for wearing a mask.
    "That's not mandatory, you're scaring people!"
    Driver wasn't a Karen, more like an eldery Kyle.

    • @solosynapse
      @solosynapse День тому

      My usual response is "I'm sorry your parents never taught you not to cough & sneeze in others' faces."

  • @YuckFouTubeX
    @YuckFouTubeX 7 днів тому +3

    Kid: Hello my name is Andy!
    Other kids: Hi Andy!
    Mom: Attacks kids and when the cops come she says "What he introduces himself as is irrelevaaaaaaaant!!!"
    I can't wait to see her on "When Karen's face Justice"

  • @vahvahdisco
    @vahvahdisco 7 днів тому +6

    34:04 - ‘….won’t allow anything with energy attached in my home’ - so your home must be REALLY cold then ! I mean obviously you can’t have gas and electric in your home as they are both ‘energies’ too………..😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @solosynapse
      @solosynapse День тому

      Don't forget light, movement (kinetic energy), heat, and sound!

  • @MisatoBestWoman
    @MisatoBestWoman 6 днів тому +5

    *Robin, is my favourite narrator, next to Lexikitty.*
    *I hope Robin gets more wholesome subreddits, he deserves them!*

  • @theominouspigeon
    @theominouspigeon 7 днів тому +47

    why are they called karens if nobody is caring

  • @skyirwin1445
    @skyirwin1445 7 днів тому +3

    51:37 1st Karen meme: The still is from the classic Wizard of Oz. Watch the film and you'll get the joke.

  • @mimikyuplays778
    @mimikyuplays778 7 днів тому +4

    34:01 I almost threw my phone in anger at this, Pokemon is my *whole* thing. There is nothing 'Evil' about it. There is nothing wrong with *FICTIONAL* creatures with elemental powers fighting, Can we stop with this?! I thought it was resolved after Pokemania, almost 30 years ago!

    • @shwahgamer
      @shwahgamer 6 днів тому +1

      I agree with you, I love Pokemon too. But some people will never change.

    • @mimikyuplays778
      @mimikyuplays778 4 дні тому +1

      @@shwahgamer I know, this why I hate certain internet spaces.

  • @rosenfeldfamily9966
    @rosenfeldfamily9966 7 днів тому +3

    If wholesome men are called Steve, then wholesome women should also be called Steve.

  • @HappilyHomicidalHooligan
    @HappilyHomicidalHooligan 6 днів тому +3

    I once saw a Karen demand a Worker get his Manager and he calmly asked if instead she would like to speak to the Manager's Manager? She eagerly said yes and he smiled, held out his hand as said "Nice to meet you, I'm the Store's Owner, how can I help you?"
    I couldn't stop laughing at the dumbfounded expression on her face...
    I laughed even harder when she glared at me and demanded I shut up...
    😄😁😆😅😂🤣

  • @quiddledinks_irl3534
    @quiddledinks_irl3534 5 днів тому +1

    I remember working as a cashier. I give someone a receipt and they go “you’re supposed to say Thank you”
    And I’m in my head ‘thank you for what? Wasting your money here’

  • @ElementalofAir
    @ElementalofAir 7 днів тому +2

    I like to imagine that the outrage of that wedding post reached through the ether and got the fiance to run while he had the chance.

  • @ElijahCall
    @ElijahCall 5 днів тому +2

    31:50 my aunts name is Karen and she's got more humor about it than anyone else, and her twin sister got her a shirt that says "yeah, I'm a Karen" on the front, on the back it says "I dont want to talk to the manager"

  • @guidingkeyblade7834
    @guidingkeyblade7834 7 днів тому +7

    37:07 That is not assault, that's battery.
    The legal definition of assault is "putting someone in reasonable fear or expectation of bodily harm". Actually making contact with the person is battery.

    • @cewla3348
      @cewla3348 6 днів тому +5

      no, it's assault and battery. before the battery, it's assault, but the charges don't fall just because you actually hit them!

  • @neonmanatee1952
    @neonmanatee1952 6 днів тому +2

    This woman will be alone without visitors in a multiple occupancy care room. Then when the care home calls their kids due to their lonely dead, it would go on voicemail.

  • @DukLoverEKT
    @DukLoverEKT День тому +1

    Karen’s are like ads. You’re just chilling and minding your own business, and then they pop up out of nowhere and become an annoying problem. The only thing is, Karen’s are unskippable ads😂

  • @HappilyHomicidalHooligan
    @HappilyHomicidalHooligan 6 днів тому +3

    The KFC one reminded me of a Joke...
    Why did the Rooster go to the KFC?
    He wanted to see the Chicken Strip...
    😄😁😆😅😂🤣

  • @Mudkip_lieker13
    @Mudkip_lieker13 6 днів тому +2

    3:26 this one is actually fucked up. And she has the AUDACITY to say that she’s not a bad person. I hope the dad finds out about her.

    • @hmnhntr
      @hmnhntr 6 днів тому +1

      How tf can you say, out loud, "I need my husband to abandon his child so that he can spoil MY child" and think, "yes, this is good, I'm not a bad person."
      General rule, if you're reason for "I'm not a bad person" is "because this benefits me", YOU'RE A BAD PERSON.

  • @KiboSanti
    @KiboSanti 6 днів тому +2

    I like how Lexi emphasized "two syllable". The previous term we had was "soccer mom", which is 3. Isn't it neat to see language evolve?!

  • @SpokeSeadog
    @SpokeSeadog 6 днів тому +2

    Hey, if we can say: “That guy is a Karen”, we should be able to say: “That girl is a total Steve”

  • @nyneeveanya8861
    @nyneeveanya8861 7 днів тому +2

    Putting in their resume that they are a military spouse is good in a way. It lets the employer know that this person will not be a long term employee but be gone usually within three years. If the business is looking for part time or temporary workers this is the type of worker who might want that type of job. It would have been better added at the “other information” portion of the resume but I understand giving that information to a potential boss.

    • @mimikjude4898
      @mimikjude4898 7 днів тому +1

      But the issue is they tried to claim military spouse as a rank, under the part where they would put where they served. It is inherently dishonest the way they're going about giving the information

  • @Jake_Gotthard
    @Jake_Gotthard 5 днів тому +2

    27:13 i just wants to say, rest in peace. My cat died recently (january 17th 2024, 12 years Old, put Down to bonemarrow cancer) and i know how hard it is to feel how empty it is without the stuff that usually makes it all full. It’s a background feeling, not hearing him licking the vase or meowing for my dad, it hurts and rots away at me mentally to never hear that again. So, rest in peace to this dog.

  • @LizFromDecencyUnited
    @LizFromDecencyUnited 6 днів тому +3

    29:00 - pretty much every gum or candy that contains Xyletol IS labeled that it IS TOXIC to pets. Cats and DOGS. The dude was flat out lying!

  • @Josh_the_jester
    @Josh_the_jester 6 днів тому +2

    Imagine being blind being told your guide dog can't be black and you're like "WTF is black?"

  • @Spexx368
    @Spexx368 6 днів тому +1

    Robin: “I’m sorry, I’m making the editor’s life hell”
    The editor: who already rotated and zoomed in on dozens of images hundreds of times

  • @lilharm
    @lilharm 7 днів тому +2

    45:01 now, what I would of done is say “of course, you should know the sushi you had was returned by someone, yeah some shaky guy, bloodshot eyes, really out of it, weird guy, even brought some salt from home to put on it, I mean, who even puts salt on sushi?”
    when she looks obviously horrified that she was served sushi with an unknown substance on it, say “yeah, that’s why you can’t return food”

  • @laundrykaraoke7482
    @laundrykaraoke7482 6 днів тому +2

    I think the female version of "Steve" as the altogether great and wholesome person is "Dolly." As in Dolly Parton.
    Also, I got in a screaming fight with my father on Hollywood Blvd. because he was rude to a drive through worker (as per usual) and, having had it, I called him out and he ARGUED with me that he can talk to people however he wants. I literally bolted out of the van in front of our destination and ripped the passenger door open screaming at him that doing that was horrible and swearing at him.
    Yeah. Im embarrassed now, my meds were off. But I was still right.

  • @j.p.6932
    @j.p.6932 6 днів тому +2

    6:47 What pisses me off the most is the woman saying children shouldn’t have free healthcare, food, and emotional support identities as a conservative Christian. I’m pretty sure Christ is in favor of taking care of children and not concerned with money in any way.

  • @ashberrington1596
    @ashberrington1596 6 днів тому +2

    Honestly, when I worked at a call centre, the women named Karen were some of the nicest customers. The Karen meme is about entitled behaviour and has nothing to do with those nice people who are named Karen

  • @Pudding404
    @Pudding404 5 годин тому +1

    "Karen jokes aren't funny anymore."
    Those aren't jokes, those are 100% serious. Always will be.

  • @Graphical_Gamer
    @Graphical_Gamer 7 днів тому +2

    Steve for Wholesome Males
    Stellar for Wholesome Females

    • @Ben10solosmha
      @Ben10solosmha 7 днів тому +1

      Or Alex for females for the memes even though it doesn't match.

    • @bbqchicken8681
      @bbqchicken8681 7 днів тому +2

      Or Stacy :)

    • @gabeyk9
      @gabeyk9 7 днів тому +3

      would stella work better? that's an actual name

  • @ZefDavenport
    @ZefDavenport 5 днів тому +2

    I have meat allergies.... * hears laughing * ....so what I do is go to places where I know they have veggie options, treat the staff with respect, and if the food is good, I make sure to tell them I enjoyed it. If the food is not good, I just stay silent.
    I guess I must be the exception of the rule.

  • @Zigzorark
    @Zigzorark 7 днів тому +1

    “Energy Attached”
    These people understand that drinking caffeine is basically attaching energy to yourself, right?

  • @CottonPie327
    @CottonPie327 7 днів тому +19

    18:13 Ykw I kinda understand and good that she realized, but if someone wrote:Bitch; on my sandwich like that, I’d be screaming too, cause like- what???

    • @-TaxToucan-
      @-TaxToucan- 7 днів тому

      fr with the context provided i would be kinda ticked off that someone put bitch on my sandwich

    • @megcomb8838
      @megcomb8838 7 днів тому +3

      Honestly, I just follow that old tumblr post that goes "If you've ever been a customer, fuck you", as long as I don't get spat in the face I will NEVER complain about anything a customer service worker does

    • @shwahgamer
      @shwahgamer 6 днів тому +1

      Yeah I was confused too. They should have used an uppercase L.

    • @hmnhntr
      @hmnhntr 6 днів тому

      You'd be screaming instead of thinking, "This customer service person probably didn't call me b*tch on my sandwich. It's funny that this happened"?
      Imagine getting instantly mad because you saw one word.

  • @TDub-ox7wu
    @TDub-ox7wu 5 днів тому +1

    Me thinking: Next time I see a Karen in the wild who says "ThIs iS aMeRiCa!" Im gonna ask "then why are you speaking the language of England?"

  • @KateGladstone
    @KateGladstone 6 днів тому +1

    It’s interesting to see that the woman who objects to a “check your bag” policy spells “go on” as “goom”! When she was a little girl in school and was learning to read, write, and spell, did she complain that the teacher was being mean for trying to instruct her?

  • @SillyDCbaby
    @SillyDCbaby 7 днів тому +1

    at my school theres a front desk lady named karen and she is such a dear, if you dont like school lunch you can get a microwave cup of mash potatoes from her and what not shes a very soft speaking woman

  • @7ThePrimagen
    @7ThePrimagen 6 днів тому +1

    if a restaurant messes up my order,
    where are my fellow people who eat it anyways and still pay

  • @courtneywoodbury5198
    @courtneywoodbury5198 5 днів тому +1

    Back when Netflix had reviews from customers for the various movies I saw a complaint on a Mystery Science Theater movie about the people talking over the movie LOL The best part of that was the fact that the original unriffed movie was also available!

  • @j.p.6932
    @j.p.6932 6 днів тому +1

    28:14 Who doesn’t know xylitol is poisonous to dogs? There’s no antidote, but if you get them to the animal hospital right away, there is a chance they can be saved.

  • @HappilyHomicidalHooligan
    @HappilyHomicidalHooligan 7 днів тому +1

    Lil'Luna Story: I suspect the problem isn't that the Recipe is bad, its that Karen has no freaking clue how to properly prepare Vegetables in a tasty and palatable way...
    I'm a confirmed, Irredeemable Carnivore but even I'll eat Veggies if they're done right...

  • @JadianRadiator
    @JadianRadiator 7 днів тому +1

    42:30
    "Do you get paid to do the thing at work that you _don't_ do at work?"

  • @gabrielbernard5440
    @gabrielbernard5440 3 дні тому +1

    Sweet, sweet memories of a Karen driving her expensive car into the big value grocery store parking and emptying her ash tray onto the walkway before parking.
    I hope she liked the decoration I did to her car with those butts.

  • @HappilyHomicidalHooligan
    @HappilyHomicidalHooligan 7 днів тому +2

    I couldn't stop snickering at the Karen Bitching about 3 Taco's costing more than $5.00 from a Fast Food Store...
    If she's Pissed about how much buying them pre-made costs, she's REALLY in for a shock when she adds up the prices for the Ingredients to make them at home from a grocery store...
    😄😁😆😅😂🤣

  • @squiggle463
    @squiggle463 7 днів тому +1

    YAY! 2 whole hours of Robin and Lexi!

  • @Scarlett.Granger
    @Scarlett.Granger 4 дні тому +1

    51:38 Her behaviour is befitting for the original Karen too, it's that woman from wizard of Oz who wanted to take poor Toto away from Dorothy for no reason other than being mean or something.

  • @HappilyHomicidalHooligan
    @HappilyHomicidalHooligan 6 днів тому +1

    1:42:45 Karen was removed from the Emergency Exit Row because her lack of a hand would mean she could not help open the Emergency Door in an Emergency, which would endanger everyone on the plane...
    If you are not a strong, fit person with 2 hands and 2 feet, you are NOT LEGALLY allowed to sit in that particular row on ANY Commercial Aircraft...

  • @Moehre040
    @Moehre040 5 днів тому +1

    1:18:54 My response would have been along the lines of "things that need to be changed in 2023: Your address. Somewhere out of country preferably"

  • @amandaconner8623
    @amandaconner8623 6 днів тому

    2:27:30 In my Hometown, i was working at the DG and had a lady come in (that was from out of town) with someone that i knew from school. An older guy was talking to them and asked the woman “Oh, who do you belong to?”. My hometown is on the border of VA/NC and this is a typical way of asking who your family is or who you know in town. This lady got FURIOUS and before she could lose it(i could see it brewing on her face) I stepped in and said “ma’am, he’s just asking who you know in town”😂😂😂 luckily she was nice and chuckled a bit.

  • @nomad1099
    @nomad1099 5 днів тому +1

    here's what you do for the check your bag sign one, you take it down and replace it with a new much bigger and eye catching sign

  • @Josh_the_jester
    @Josh_the_jester 6 днів тому +2

    49:09 oh Robin you sweet common bird that hates people, this ain't, people leave stuff from the frozen and meat section on shelf in room temperature, one even left a tub of ice cream on the side and it spilled over contaminating 20 other products

  • @frankm.2850
    @frankm.2850 7 днів тому +2

    The stepmom wanting to get rid of her daughter is a massive pos. The fuck is wrong with some people!?

    • @shwahgamer
      @shwahgamer 6 днів тому

      She's the real life Cinderella's evil stepmother. Except she wants to kick her out instead of keeping her around as a slave.

  • @jinxhead4182
    @jinxhead4182 3 дні тому +2

    Ok, the BLTch was actually funny and I could see why somebody would expect an explanation if they haven't been a total wangride to anyone.

  • @CottonPie327
    @CottonPie327 7 днів тому +3

    Wait wait- Karened is a verb? If it’s not a verb and is in fact a noun please gently correct me my teachers actually never taught these or if they did I wasn’t there that day

  • @ShadowWarrior277
    @ShadowWarrior277 19 годин тому

    holy crap i made it an hour through this before realising its THREE HOURS! pretty entertaining for me to not even notice how long its been after an hour

  • @solomonverrico
    @solomonverrico 6 днів тому +1

    The "First Karen" was a shot of Margaret Hamilton at the beginning of the Wizard of Oz on the way to the farm to inspire her later appearance as the Wicked Witch of the West.
    H Pearl Davis is the queen of the "Pick Mes". She was born rich so the only actual job she's ever had is telling entitled incels that they're right and women should have their rights stripped away. Last anyone really heard of her she sang an antisemitic song (before the last blow up even started) that got her called out on the air by Piers friggin' Morgan. She was too racist for PIERS MORGAN.

  • @chaseredford5047
    @chaseredford5047 6 днів тому +1

    The wholesome woman should be named Kathy. I saw this because my great grandmother is the sweetest woman in the world, and I love her and my great grandfather to pieces.

  • @logically-pastel1795
    @logically-pastel1795 7 днів тому +2

    The funny thing is there are still people out there who don't wear seatbelts and feel like it shouldn't be the law.

  • @NavyNorthStar18
    @NavyNorthStar18 6 днів тому

    Just watching the editor slowly descend to madness is funnier than the actual video

  • @SpikeyDev
    @SpikeyDev 5 днів тому

    30:44 the amount of joy and accomplishment on this mans face is perfect

  • @TimpBizkit
    @TimpBizkit 6 днів тому

    That 1900s one. "You're fired!"........ "Okay she's gone you can come back in now!"

  • @barbarafigueroalara762
    @barbarafigueroalara762 4 дні тому +1

    32:52 since i haven't seen anyone point it out, yes, nuns can go out and do whatever and live normally
    I even remember seeing a charismatic group of nuns walking out of a cinema some time ago, me and my siblings joked that they went to see a horror movie about a nun that released recently lol

  • @akirananimoto5843
    @akirananimoto5843 7 днів тому +1

    5:10 I believe that was meant to say "assisting" instead of "assiating" lol

  • @Starzbe
    @Starzbe 7 днів тому +1

    25:02 I seriously can’t tell if they’re being serious or not.. they do realize our lungs AREN’T made of metal, right?

  • @ameliarekosh2836
    @ameliarekosh2836 7 днів тому +1

    Eyyy, one minute! Love this sub. Great birthday gift!

  • @RyanBaudelaire
    @RyanBaudelaire 6 днів тому +2

    2:53 reminds me of those mothers that baby their Demon spawn son but get mad when their straight A daughter gets a A- on an extra credit assignment

  • @MAKO_Junkie
    @MAKO_Junkie 7 днів тому +1

    The fair thing to do would to be to pay for your seats like the other people probably did rather than trying to force people to move for your convenience or accept what you were given. I wouldn't move either.

  • @sarahstewart4684
    @sarahstewart4684 6 днів тому

    As someone who goes to uni in Golden CO, we also have an engineering uni where EVERYONE is either depressed or an alcoholic lmao.

  • @julesg8745
    @julesg8745 7 днів тому

    "Well now that a lot of them are gone, yeah!"
    I SCREAMED 😂

  • @steveadams7592
    @steveadams7592 4 дні тому +2

    "Military spouse" is not military service. If it has changed, I expect to see your ass at PT tomorrow morning. Show time is 0500.

  • @HappilyHomicidalHooligan
    @HappilyHomicidalHooligan 6 днів тому +1

    1:52:43 You missed one Lexi...the last line on the Sign is
    $200.00 per hour if you worked on it before bringing it here.
    😄😁😆😅😂🤣

  • @mikelwrites
    @mikelwrites 3 дні тому

    a neighbor once told me, 22, in the tone you tell a child of yours to do something, to clean after my dog if he pooped. lady, i will, but i don't need to be spoken to like your kids. i don't even KNOW you.

  • @l5-cs.
    @l5-cs. 17 годин тому

    to be honest if i saw something asking me to volunteer as a "scapegoat" or whatever on a resume id probably do it that shit sounds so funny