Fun fact: The reason it's always "Florida Man" or "Florida Woman" instead of their names is because Florida doesn't allow the news to reveal "personal information," including names.
For all the people confused about all the python hunting, pythons are an invasive species in Florida and it is highly recommended by ecologists to hunt them, that is why there’s also so many hunting events for just pythons
@@connorreeve9220ik you didn’t ask for my input in particular but based on past experience I would probably tell your friend to start running while they have the chance
As someone who lives in Florida: i guarantee you that even if half of these are faked, they are not far fetched enough to be believed as fake. Our state is insane enough that many of these can and could be considered true
yeah hard not to believe when theres a group that walks around in adult diapers and a guy who dresses up as a bird and squawks at you in the middle of the night on your property. and i thought i was insane
I knew a Hispanic guy in the Army, from FL. Before he joined, he said he and a friend were driving down sugar cane field trails at night with their lights off and going slow. Then they turned the lights on, and saw 2 guys murding and cutting up a woman. There's more graphic details, but I'll be surprised if this post makes it past censoring.
I'd like to see a new superhero called Florida Man. He's able to generate alligators, crocodiles, and other creatures out of thin air at will and his other superpowers manifest at random and are almost completely random as to what power manifests. I say almost because it's not completely random because the one thing that is certain is that it's NEVER even remotely related to the fight at hand. Also, he doesn't do drugs, but is somehow perpetually high.
@@PliskinYT And his bestie is half croc and called Cap'n 'Strailia. Cap'n 'Strailia has an army of strange creatures at his beck and call and can telepathically raise your ABV to as much as 1.5% in less than three seconds. Robert Irwin is his Q/Alfred/Jarvis. Terri Irwin is his Em/Commissioner Gordon. Both characters are on the absolute extreme end of Chaotic Good. 🤪
4:09 I can explain this entire scenario of how he got here and why this situation happened. A few years back this guy got in trouble and got a 2 to 5 year prison sentence and once he got there to him it felt like he was going to be locked up forever so he said f*** it and tattooed his whole face up to try to make himself look like a hard-ass in prison because he was straight up terrified. A few years goes by and he gets let out but then he realized that by tattooing his face he let his 2 to 5 year sentence ruin the rest of his life because he can no longer function as a normal member of society and is only option is to go back to prison which is the only place he'll ever fit in.
idk man that’s Stitches the rapper and he definitely didn’t get all those tats done around the same time. dont have much much info but i know that for a fact plus being a rapper, having face tats will definitely NOT ruin his career or life. he’s known as Stitches from the face tats for a reason.
Fun fact: it is a federal law mandating that you must declare carrying $10,000 in cash when entering or departing the United States. Similarly, any time a customer deposits $10,000 or more in cash, the bank has to declare it to the government. Likewise, any $10,000 in cash is received from the same payer or agent, the business must fill out a Form 8300. Otherwise the government can confiscate the money. I worked for a bank. The government pays attention that shit.
that one about calling dead relatives from a disconnected or broken pay phone hit me in the feels. not me having called my late moms out-of-service cell number multiple times in a row and crying when she doesn't pick up lol
34:47 i wasnt paying attention to the meme and exactly at the time i decide to listen, jack is on a rant about the population in florida and the editors' poo. i love this channel
4:35 That’s absolutely fair though (not that I condone people making death threats). Just sayin’, if my teachers scheduled an exam _that early_ …I’d most likely become an arsonist and be arrested within the next 48 hours.
The thing I absolutely LOVE LOVE LOOOOVE about these Florida man/Woman memes, is that Marvel took the concept and ROLLED with it. LOKI IS THE FLORIDA MAN! 😆 He's the God of Stories and it's freaking CANNON! Like there's a strip where Loki's reading the paper and laughing about the Florida man headlines. 🤣
Everyone is just as crazy in any state. Florida just has a law about being transparent about government stuff, and reporters love it because they get all the wildest stories to share for free 🤣
@chuckmcluckin6082 I just googled it (typed in exactly what the title said) and underneath the "help is a available" link with a hotline for addicts, a plethora of articles popped up saying she's 73.
Because it's not hard to find a dealer here. So many people smoke weed that you could just hang out in a vape shop and eventually find someone who can hook you up (either a plug or someone who knows a plug) and then from there if weed is not your drug of choice, some plugs deal other drugs and/or know where you can find them. My ex worked (works? I don't talk to him) in a vape shop and he found multiple circles of druggies and dealers to hang out with.
0:37 While that’s a stupid thing to do, doctors have no obligation to report substance abuse, and he actually violated HiPAA rules and laws if he turned her in.
56:15 Whenever we pass a Wawa on a road trip my parents (usually my mom) just says "Wanna go weewee at the Wawa" so you are not alone in thinking Wawa is a stupid name Also we can all agree on one thing here: HOAs are a blight on society
So I work at a store in Florida and found out that a few years ago a worker got arrested for pouring bleach in someone's drink. IDK if that's the same man but still interesting to hear about again.
Dolly: Bro, I was Born in 1996, I've been Listening to him Way Longer! (I'm Glad you Like him, too!) & I Already Found this out as a Kid! From a Younger Cousin! (I Think...) 😎😁😅
There's a state bounty here in FL for the large invasive species of snakes. There's a month during which the person who captures the most gets a reward, which I guess is the positive headline.
27:32 You're right. That is not Florida Police, that's Victoria Police. Victoria is a state in southern Australia, and it's where I live. Victoria is also home to Australia's largest city, Melbourne, which is incidentally _also_ where I live.
Don't get too cocky about Florida men, Jack. Queensland is totally Australia's Florida and I say this as a life long Queensland Man. We're tropical with lots of tacky artificial ocean canal developments where load of people come to retire, have water crawling with giant killer lizards, socially conservative outside the capital city, is where drugs are smuggled by boat from our poor neighbouring countries, we have completely mad politicians that make you wonder if this is real life, and of course, all the Queensland men who do all sorts of crazy crap be it ill willed or from having a heart of gold (rest in peace Steve, you bloody legend🐊)
The EV one I think one of the reasons has to do with if/when the battery dies on the evacuation route (because of hours of traffic) it would block the highway/roads and prevent basically everyone else from being able to leave. That and emergency vehicles may not be able to get to it and remove it for a similar reason. Not all roads and highways have an emergency lane on the side that it could pull over to or be towed to, it's basically just wetlands/swamp. Edit: Actually yes, that's part of the reason. It was also mentioned there's not enough infrastructure in Florida currently to support EVs such as chargers in alot of places or portable chargers for emergency and police vehicles to carry to assist with such an event as they do for gas vehicles (like carrying gas cans). And it was banning the EVs from the evacuation routes, not the owners. So if the owner had a gas vehicle, they'd be able to leave, or they could carpool, etc.
The irony that you can just search Florida man/woman (day number) (Month name) (Year ____) And it will show some articles about Florida crime , is crazy
F-16 Fighting Falcons are actually one of the more common private jet fighters in circulation, they just need to be properly demilitarized so they're safe and not able to just randomly shoot down other aircraft
Sounds like they watched too many teen movies where homecoming is treated like it's a big deal, but in reality, it isn't. My high school didn't even have a "homecoming crown," just a normal football game.
Arrested in the jail parking lot for stealing a car? That's some GTA strategy right there. "I was just busted, but now I need a car to drive back to the mission I failed so I'll just take this one right here."
25:50 Hahaha. Oh they definitely have, and I know this because I once tried to take *actual* mini M&M’s through airport security, and they were all over that poor candy. 😂
50:32 I used to live there, Fantasy's at the Beach. They used to have commercials for this place on TV during the day before the Kids block of TV. Ms Cleo used to advertise along side this place.
The Florida man post about the car sticker makes me wonder why he was arrested for an I eat a** sticker. I once Saw'll a man with a sticker on his car that said "I love guns and Ti**ies" sticker parked outside my school but for some reason how was perfectly fine.
Fun fact: The reason it's always "Florida Man" or "Florida Woman" instead of their names is because Florida doesn't allow the news to reveal "personal information," including names.
Good
Florida is just full of over-achievers.
which is good for meme purposes
And the reason it’s Florida specifically is because that’s just about the only thing they don’t allow the news to say. _Everything_ else is fair game.
and like, if every other state also did that “Florida man” wouldn’t be a meme. So it’s good that every other state shares the name
"Why are alligators used as weapons?" ... Well if you had the chance to threaten someone with a dinosaur, you'd do it just for the clout.
*Proceeds to steal a Cassowary from my local zoo, to rob a bank with*
@@adventurekitty101 First you'd have to find a way to get it there without getting torn to shreds.
For all the people confused about all the python hunting, pythons are an invasive species in Florida and it is highly recommended by ecologists to hunt them, that is why there’s also so many hunting events for just pythons
They were turned loose by people who had bought them as pets, when they got too big.
Just Proves people in FL are stupid
@@georgejones3526 not surprised
yes
Yup. Are the hunters nuts a lot of the time? Yes. Do you have to be to hunt something that eats alligators? You betcha. 😂
Mustard man is here. Emkay is mustard approved👍
But you’re Mustard puddin, not Mustard man. I feel betrayed. Might be truly 100% mustard approved, but I was lied to.
I go by many mustard name variations, i am mustard, mustard is me, I’m a sentient mustard packet. You shall not question me.
My friend hates mustard, what are ur thoughts?
@@connorreeve9220ik you didn’t ask for my input in particular but based on past experience I would probably tell your friend to start running while they have the chance
@@DG_Toti You just made my day, thank you
I feel like there is no such thing as separate Florida Men/Women but instead is a singular shapeshifting chameleon of a person
As someone who lives in Florida: i guarantee you that even if half of these are faked, they are not far fetched enough to be believed as fake. Our state is insane enough that many of these can and could be considered true
yeah hard not to believe when theres a group that walks around in adult diapers and a guy who dresses up as a bird and squawks at you in the middle of the night on your property. and i thought i was insane
@@excria Have you been around the Tampa area during the Gasparilla? Florida Man comes out in force around that time.
@@starlightdragon2665 no, gotta experience the hells of central florida and how Florida Man seems to be even more insane with the ocean withdrawl
I knew a Hispanic guy in the Army, from FL. Before he joined, he said he and a friend were driving down sugar cane field trails at night with their lights off and going slow. Then they turned the lights on, and saw 2 guys murding and cutting up a woman. There's more graphic details, but I'll be surprised if this post makes it past censoring.
@@evangelicalsnever-lie9792 it did; it made it past the censor
I'd like to see a new superhero called Florida Man. He's able to generate alligators, crocodiles, and other creatures out of thin air at will and his other superpowers manifest at random and are almost completely random as to what power manifests. I say almost because it's not completely random because the one thing that is certain is that it's NEVER even remotely related to the fight at hand.
Also, he doesn't do drugs, but is somehow perpetually high.
No, he is half alligator half man
@@PliskinYT Centaur but it’s Half Alligator Half Florida Man
A more comical, less GrimDark version of the Sentry!
Yes.
@@PliskinYT And his bestie is half croc and called Cap'n 'Strailia. Cap'n 'Strailia has an army of strange creatures at his beck and call and can telepathically raise your ABV to as much as 1.5% in less than three seconds. Robert Irwin is his Q/Alfred/Jarvis. Terri Irwin is his Em/Commissioner Gordon.
Both characters are on the absolute extreme end of Chaotic Good. 🤪
5:57 that’s good parenting right there
Not legal parenting, but you can’t help but admire the dedication to raising a happy kid
"He's confused, but he has the spirit."
4:09 I can explain this entire scenario of how he got here and why this situation happened. A few years back this guy got in trouble and got a 2 to 5 year prison sentence and once he got there to him it felt like he was going to be locked up forever so he said f*** it and tattooed his whole face up to try to make himself look like a hard-ass in prison because he was straight up terrified. A few years goes by and he gets let out but then he realized that by tattooing his face he let his 2 to 5 year sentence ruin the rest of his life because he can no longer function as a normal member of society and is only option is to go back to prison which is the only place he'll ever fit in.
idk man that’s Stitches the rapper and he definitely didn’t get all those tats done around the same time. dont have much much info but i know that for a fact
plus being a rapper, having face tats will definitely NOT ruin his career or life. he’s known as Stitches from the face tats for a reason.
Fun fact: it is a federal law mandating that you must declare carrying $10,000 in cash when entering or departing the United States. Similarly, any time a customer deposits $10,000 or more in cash, the bank has to declare it to the government. Likewise, any $10,000 in cash is received from the same payer or agent, the business must fill out a Form 8300. Otherwise the government can confiscate the money. I worked for a bank. The government pays attention that shit.
weirdos.
So, $9,999 at one bank, $9,999 from another (probably best in a different day), so on and so forth...good to know
@@jennyb9065that’s also illegal I’m pretty sure
Fun fact! pythons are invasive in Florida so we host python catching comparisons ✨
Hey that not a bad idea
Bro that tracked the planes is collecting W after W. I hope he keeps it up.
Ah, Florida men, an interesting and extraordinary species.
I agree, Robin: Leon Kennedy is definitely one of the best protagonists in video game history
Glad we all agree
Edit: for those who missed it or want to see it again, Leon is here 1:00:56
I can't wait to simulate this in GTA 6
A DLC for the new GTA being Florida man stuff would be awesome
It has be an entire set of side missions on its own, and I will do every one of them.
that one about calling dead relatives from a disconnected or broken pay phone hit me in the feels. not me having called my late moms out-of-service cell number multiple times in a row and crying when she doesn't pick up lol
I hope Robin knows the man who was charged for having a i eat @$$ sticker won the case and had his charges dropped
YES! good for him!
everyone should use the mugshots as reaction images
edit: also, as a person who once lived in Florida.. idk, just wanted to say that
1:11:51 - Because his eyes are covered, there is absolutely no way that I will recognize this man if I were to meet him.
34:47 i wasnt paying attention to the meme and exactly at the time i decide to listen, jack is on a rant about the population in florida and the editors' poo. i love this channel
Ok but I did the math. If you had 22 pounds of weed and smoked 2 grams a day everyday, you’d have enough pot to last just short of 14 years
Challenge accepted
I love how every episode at the beginning always has the funniest one 😂😂😂
1:44 That's Pedro Pascal from the future. What's he doing feeding alligators?
Alligators are Florida man's rival, and will always be
The pythons are rapidly catching up.
😱
PYTHON SCRIPT!?
4:35 That’s absolutely fair though (not that I condone people making death threats). Just sayin’, if my teachers scheduled an exam _that early_ …I’d most likely become an arsonist and be arrested within the next 48 hours.
The thing I absolutely LOVE LOVE LOOOOVE about these Florida man/Woman memes, is that Marvel took the concept and ROLLED with it. LOKI IS THE FLORIDA MAN! 😆 He's the God of Stories and it's freaking CANNON! Like there's a strip where Loki's reading the paper and laughing about the Florida man headlines. 🤣
Everyone is just as crazy in any state. Florida just has a law about being transparent about government stuff, and reporters love it because they get all the wildest stories to share for free 🤣
I think it is called the Sunshine Law...I'm not joking. Sunshine Law for the Sunshine State I guess, lol.
4:36 Professors don't even choose their final exam times. The university makes a schedule so there won't be conflicts.
1:06:30 actually, around 100-ish people own airworthy fighter jets, per the FAA, they just vary based on the aircraft's age.
Omg I can't stop laughing about the naked man at chik fila! "You are gay!"😂
To be fair the woman concerned about her meth and asking her doctor about it, looks like she's been alive back when they put the coke in Coca-Cola.
00:32 She is 24. Don't do meth kids.
No fucking way, I don't believe you
@chuckmcluckin6082 really, Charles?
@chuckmcluckin6082 I just googled it (typed in exactly what the title said) and underneath the "help is a available" link with a hotline for addicts, a plethora of articles popped up saying she's 73.
Yall don't get sarcasm?
I swear every Florida Man or Woman is high. I hope my sister is safe.
Because it's not hard to find a dealer here. So many people smoke weed that you could just hang out in a vape shop and eventually find someone who can hook you up (either a plug or someone who knows a plug) and then from there if weed is not your drug of choice, some plugs deal other drugs and/or know where you can find them. My ex worked (works? I don't talk to him) in a vape shop and he found multiple circles of druggies and dealers to hang out with.
As a european, whenever i look up how fast some of these criminals drove, made me look in shock
29:44 this was already hilarious, and then you throw in the SpongeBob reference, jack, I nominate you for best narrator of the year 2023
32:27 and now I retract my nomination and return it to @thelexikitty
Somebody needs to tell jack that we literally have a town called christmas
30:37 Jack you poor Australian. I can’t imagine flying for you.
11:30 its a misunderstanding, that’s just Brendan Fraser filming another George of the Jungle movie for Disney
0:37 While that’s a stupid thing to do, doctors have no obligation to report substance abuse, and he actually violated HiPAA rules and laws if he turned her in.
56:15 Whenever we pass a Wawa on a road trip my parents (usually my mom) just says "Wanna go weewee at the Wawa" so you are not alone in thinking Wawa is a stupid name
Also we can all agree on one thing here: HOAs are a blight on society
When I was little, wawa was our baby talk word for vagina
I'm currently watching emkay in the hospital, he is the only person worthy of me watching in the hospital
2:08 At this point, I think weed is just a staple food to the Floridians. It’s practically on the MyPlate there by now.
Arent those weed just salad for floridian ?
@@dickysatria7268 it’s a seasoning for all foods, clearly
Please do more R/hardwaregore. I miss it lots.
yesss i find myself watching old hardware gore vids :(
As a professional mermaid, I think about starting an only fins often....
So I work at a store in Florida and found out that a few years ago a worker got arrested for pouring bleach in someone's drink.
IDK if that's the same man but still interesting to hear about again.
Looked it up, it's the same man that worked at my store.
HAHAHAH
ive been listening to flo rida since like 2010, I'm disappointed to admit it took me this long to notice it was a name for Florida
Dolly: Bro, I was Born in 1996, I've been Listening to him Way Longer! (I'm Glad you Like him, too!) & I Already Found this out as a Kid! From a Younger Cousin! (I Think...) 😎😁😅
Ha ha banner guy is LEGENDARY
There's a state bounty here in FL for the large invasive species of snakes. There's a month during which the person who captures the most gets a reward, which I guess is the positive headline.
27:32
You're right. That is not Florida Police, that's Victoria Police. Victoria is a state in southern Australia, and it's where I live. Victoria is also home to Australia's largest city, Melbourne, which is incidentally _also_ where I live.
13:22 no matter the price, it was worth every penny of it.
Here is one I heard. Florida man tried to sue batman video games for using his look and name in game as joker.
As a Florida resident i have second hand embarrassment
The Cow-Killer Ant (AKA, Velvet Ant) is a 3 out of 4 on the Schmidt sting pain index. Behind...
The Bullet Ant
The Warrior Wasp
Tarantula Hawk Wasp
Former Florida man here, i moved to Kansas last year, best choice ever
12:45 Context: Alligator Alley is one of two roads that runs through the Everglades, connecting Collier County and Miami-Dade County.
Don't get too cocky about Florida men, Jack. Queensland is totally Australia's Florida and I say this as a life long Queensland Man. We're tropical with lots of tacky artificial ocean canal developments where load of people come to retire, have water crawling with giant killer lizards, socially conservative outside the capital city, is where drugs are smuggled by boat from our poor neighbouring countries, we have completely mad politicians that make you wonder if this is real life, and of course, all the Queensland men who do all sorts of crazy crap be it ill willed or from having a heart of gold (rest in peace Steve, you bloody legend🐊)
The EV one I think one of the reasons has to do with if/when the battery dies on the evacuation route (because of hours of traffic) it would block the highway/roads and prevent basically everyone else from being able to leave. That and emergency vehicles may not be able to get to it and remove it for a similar reason. Not all roads and highways have an emergency lane on the side that it could pull over to or be towed to, it's basically just wetlands/swamp.
Edit: Actually yes, that's part of the reason. It was also mentioned there's not enough infrastructure in Florida currently to support EVs such as chargers in alot of places or portable chargers for emergency and police vehicles to carry to assist with such an event as they do for gas vehicles (like carrying gas cans). And it was banning the EVs from the evacuation routes, not the owners. So if the owner had a gas vehicle, they'd be able to leave, or they could carpool, etc.
16:54 the amount of times she called is about 33 TIMES PER DAY
Day 1143 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”
What
almost 3 years
Most of the Florida men In this video are absolutely insane. But that one dude who tried to overthrow the Venezuelan government is absolute chad.
Im sure there must've been at least one Florida man involved in Jan 6...
he looks like the teddy bear tattoo that bikers get on their arms
The fact that I’m watching this as I am vacationing in Florida
4:06 that's stitches, a try hard rapper who actually turned his life around, as good as could be.
This Florida man truly is a monster... 😢
8:12
17:04 She did WHAT?
???
18:49
For those curious, the grenade was a dummy, and the guy was subdued by a marine
1:18 he is funding Disney at this point
ok, I did the math, and in order for the one lady to have called the police 11,000 times in one year, she would have had to call them 30 times a day.
11:04 well I mean there is a possibility he froze to death or just realized what he did was so stupid that his soul just decided to peace out.
The irony that you can just search Florida man/woman (day number) (Month name) (Year ____) And it will show some articles about Florida crime , is crazy
1:07 that's more then a weeks worth
must be a rookie
@gibbygibbyson depends if you absolutely abuse it or used it in moderation
6:04 that sounds like a graystillplays sim
Starting a petition to make oklahoma man
👇
33:20 that qoute is just me af-
Im convinced that florida isnt a human land
It's alligators in wigs with shot guns
@@rroes7319 Frr
F-16 Fighting Falcons are actually one of the more common private jet fighters in circulation, they just need to be properly demilitarized so they're safe and not able to just randomly shoot down other aircraft
OMG the Mom and daughter that rigged the homecoming contest happened in my town. At my son’s High School! 😂
Omg! More embarrassing and pathetic for the Principle Mom, I would think.
Sounds like they watched too many teen movies where homecoming is treated like it's a big deal, but in reality, it isn't. My high school didn't even have a "homecoming crown," just a normal football game.
Florida Man will always be my fav superhero. What a life.
Arrested in the jail parking lot for stealing a car? That's some GTA strategy right there. "I was just busted, but now I need a car to drive back to the mission I failed so I'll just take this one right here."
Florida inhabitants are a different Breed of human
Potato man is here. Emkay is potato approved👍
25:50 Hahaha. Oh they definitely have, and I know this because I once tried to take *actual* mini M&M’s through airport security, and they were all over that poor candy. 😂
We gonna see a lot of Florida man and Florida joker in GTA 6 lol
50:00 During bread augmentation, the nipples are removed and then repositioned. If the blood flow is bad; the tissue can go necrotic
5:40 Omg that's the story i got from google searching my birthday! Nice 👍
5:19 Hey, if I made that kind of money doing that, I’m just saying. $20 is twenty dollars.
45:48 - As opposed to the expected encounters.
To be fair, as a Florida man, old mate thought he could get away with peeing near an aligator.
Fun Fact- Gators have been known to break into people's garages and drink their beer/soda.
6:36: Robin, my dude, ALL birds are living dinosaurs.
This is why I want to live in Florida you get free entertainment every day
ah yes as always, floridaman
the WILDEST of r/floridaman
3:36
He sounded like Homer Simpson for a second and I couldn't stop laughing despite the horrid story it followed
lol! Never thought I’d see stitches on one of these
50:32 I used to live there, Fantasy's at the Beach. They used to have commercials for this place on TV during the day before the Kids block of TV. Ms Cleo used to advertise along side this place.
29:17 No. bees aren't the only pollinators around, because bats, butterflies, and a bunch of other bugs ALSO pollinate
Almost all of them has Robin as narrator.
But, that one video has jack as narrator.
What is going on?
I am CONFUSED.
"Because jesus wanted him to be rich." I see you Cartman
Florida Man @4:20 is none other than Brick In Yo Face rapper Stitches 😂😂
The Florida man post about the car sticker makes me wonder why he was arrested for an I eat a** sticker. I once Saw'll a man with a sticker on his car that said "I love guns and Ti**ies" sticker parked outside my school but for some reason how was perfectly fine.