why is there a boss fight in the shop

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  • i thought this place was meant to be peaceful ;-;
    also THE LICK STAYS IN
    DPPT Soundfont: musical-artifacts.com/artifac...
    Piano: DPPT Soundfont E. Piano (Oreburgh City)
    Bass: DPPT Soundfont Acoustic Bass [Unused]
    Sax: DPPT Soundfont Saxophone (Eterna City)
    Drums: Amen Break (cw_amen06_169)
    Kick: FPC 1 Kick
    Clap: Basic 808 Clap
    - - -
    if you'd like to use my music, send me an email!!
    kettlemug.games@gmail.com

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  • @kettlemug
    @kettlemug  5 місяців тому +37

    go check out the newer version of this track!! i think you’ll like it! :0
    ua-cam.com/video/Bv1GcSB5gYk/v-deo.htmlsi=YGmXpy7VSPCpZp1a

  • @emirhan5263
    @emirhan5263 Рік тому +4584

    When you hit the shopkeeper and he starts fighting back

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  Рік тому +457

      YESSS that was exactly what i was going for!

    • @user-fy2ob6uw4z
      @user-fy2ob6uw4z 11 місяців тому +101

      you may want to play nethack, if that is what you seek

    • @Knob-xk9xc
      @Knob-xk9xc 11 місяців тому +127

      Spelunky vibes

    • @azarious644
      @azarious644 10 місяців тому +53

      One step from eden

    • @Smug_Cheese
      @Smug_Cheese 10 місяців тому +19

      @@Knob-xk9xchahah true

  • @ohno4973
    @ohno4973 6 місяців тому +1350

    "Stealing healing potions, are we? Good. You're gonna need them."

    • @AmmonomiC4T
      @AmmonomiC4T 6 місяців тому +15

      omg how did i fall on the floor not laughing, wheezing 🤣

    • @cheemdogman
      @cheemdogman 6 місяців тому +26

      “guess you wanna have a bad time?”

    • @user-cb2ne4si6x
      @user-cb2ne4si6x 6 місяців тому +27

      @@cheemdogmansand. Under the table.

    • @lisawichman2571
      @lisawichman2571 6 місяців тому +3

      S and sun door table

    • @Place_Your_Order_Here
      @Place_Your_Order_Here 5 місяців тому +7

      It would be funny if you could steal items to use in the boss fight.

  • @kyucumbear
    @kyucumbear 8 місяців тому +2167

    POV: You finally found the secret bossfight in the game. It was the shop keeper you brought all your relics to and now they are godlike.

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  8 місяців тому +331

      THIS IS WHY YOU DONT SELL STUFF TO NPCS

    • @jasonromano1386
      @jasonromano1386 8 місяців тому +192

      Huh so the shopkeeper I gave 400 wheels of cheese to wants to fight me

    • @slaughtered-ns3rc
      @slaughtered-ns3rc 8 місяців тому +116

      @@jasonromano1386 now prepare to dodge them

    • @Acefdiamonds
      @Acefdiamonds 8 місяців тому +34

      How do you think they got the relics

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  8 місяців тому +71

      @@jasonromano1386 i'd go insane if i was given 400 wheels of cheese

  • @zevonweinreich5072
    @zevonweinreich5072 8 місяців тому +2889

    This is the calmest yet most tense shopping music I've heard. Is this what Black Friday stuff is like?

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  8 місяців тому +386

      this is the most calm shop on black friday

    • @disdrixx
      @disdrixx 7 місяців тому +124

      blackfridaycore

    • @Unk0wn_stalk3r
      @Unk0wn_stalk3r 7 місяців тому +84

      You dont know what is being on the last straw to get a plushy and in the end needing to throw hands with a toddler to get it and run away from the store to your home

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  6 місяців тому +54

      ?????? WHAT

    • @PuhlReshaped
      @PuhlReshaped 6 місяців тому +13

      ​@@Unk0wn_stalk3rrelatable 💀

  • @flapjack380
    @flapjack380 10 місяців тому +2154

    this is what smooth jazz implies the existence of.

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  10 місяців тому +254

      LMAO

    • @DumboOctopiAreTheBest
      @DumboOctopiAreTheBest 8 місяців тому +261

      Chunky jazz, as opposed to Smooth jazz.

    • @yuna_sodapop
      @yuna_sodapop 8 місяців тому +129

      Crunchy*@@DumboOctopiAreTheBest

    • @angelsachse9610
      @angelsachse9610 8 місяців тому +171

      Rough jazz?

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  8 місяців тому +142

      @@angelsachse9610 rough jazz is probabably the closest

  • @bezmagica
    @bezmagica 9 місяців тому +465

    This is what plays when you forget a singular piece of gold when you pay for bread

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  9 місяців тому +58

      forget one gold? you're about to wish you bought a potion instead of bread

    • @kingstonlovely7404
      @kingstonlovely7404 7 місяців тому +3

      @@kettlemug id rather a platinum

    • @noodlenoodgb7875
      @noodlenoodgb7875 6 місяців тому +2

      We don’t give discounts at this shop

  • @Pellogram
    @Pellogram 10 місяців тому +771

    I absolutely love how the sax and piano keep playing softly despite the battle!!!!

    • @duckified.
      @duckified. 7 місяців тому +15

      well yeah it's kinda the leading melody

    • @Pinkywinkykinky
      @Pinkywinkykinky 7 місяців тому

      read that as absolutely love the sex

    • @Pellogram
      @Pellogram 7 місяців тому +14

      @@duckified.yeah, but usually with boss music the melody changes to a different dynamic, or instrument especially in dynamic soundtracks

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  7 місяців тому +35

      @@Pellogram if i did that it would feel less like a shop lmao

  • @YoannBB
    @YoannBB 10 місяців тому +476

    bro that slaps actually what ? I love how the original shop theme's peaceful instruments stay in as you rapidly loose HP because the shopkeeper is shredding you to pieces

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  10 місяців тому +80

      i like to imagine you just walk in and you get dropkicked by the shopkeeper lmao

    • @oddestball5195
      @oddestball5195 10 місяців тому +35

      @@kettlemugit appears you stole a stick of gum…

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  10 місяців тому +29

      @@oddestball5195 LMAO

    • @korumann
      @korumann 6 місяців тому +3

      ​@@kettlemuglike the Link's Awakening shopkeeper?

    • @prettyrat.
      @prettyrat. 6 місяців тому

      @@oddestball5195 hello, THIEF!

  • @hat-desu
    @hat-desu 6 місяців тому +237

    Rather than the shopkeeper, this felt like an urban RPG where people can accost you at any moment but the OST has dynamic tracks that just transition to action whenever or wherever it happens

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  6 місяців тому +54

      *breakcore drums slowly fading in* OH SHI-

    • @elivcdxv1852
      @elivcdxv1852 5 місяців тому +3

      Streets of Rogue taken up to 11

    • @orangeblanket7181
      @orangeblanket7181 5 місяців тому +2

      like ultrakill songs?

    • @gabrielmaldonado4146
      @gabrielmaldonado4146 5 місяців тому

      ​@@orangeblanket7181yeah probaly like that

    • @UserXtremE
      @UserXtremE 5 місяців тому +1

      Makes me think of Devourer of Gods...

  • @dumaass
    @dumaass 7 місяців тому +277

    i feel like every game should have a banger shop song somewhere. like just put this in a shop and let the players wonder what, exactly, made you put it there.

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  7 місяців тому +45

      the best way to get past the 2 hour refund limit on steam is to confuse the players 😎

    • @VinTJ
      @VinTJ 6 місяців тому +2

      The Messenger has a pretty good one I think!

  • @thatrobloxaxolotl4726
    @thatrobloxaxolotl4726 8 місяців тому +119

    in cult of the lamb, during an expedition you can find a chef who sells seeds and if you hit his snail he fights back

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  8 місяців тому +24

      poor snail ;-;

    • @snivydream
      @snivydream 7 місяців тому

      Ye but he sucks it's kinda sad BC if u beat him then he is too scared to sell you stuff

    • @thomaswang2223
      @thomaswang2223 7 місяців тому +9

      Weak ass boss fight tho. More like a normal enemy with extra health

    • @thatrobloxaxolotl4726
      @thatrobloxaxolotl4726 7 місяців тому

      yea kinda@@thomaswang2223

  • @_AutumnalEquinox
    @_AutumnalEquinox 8 місяців тому +316

    don't think i didn't hear The Lick at 1:15
    smooth as hell though

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  8 місяців тому +60

      lmao thanks

    • @iker2333
      @iker2333 7 місяців тому +13

      Literally read it as it happened

    • @donbelikat
      @donbelikat 7 місяців тому +6

      @@iker2333
      always happens

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  7 місяців тому +8

      @@iker2333YOUVE BEEN CURSED

    • @NebulonRanger
      @NebulonRanger 5 місяців тому

      There's always a Lick somewhere

  • @kainaris
    @kainaris 7 місяців тому +56

    The fight starts but you can still buy from the shopkeeper but everytime you buy a heal item the shopkeeper laughs and increases the prices

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  7 місяців тому +16

      THAT'S SUCH A COOL MECHANIC I WANT TO USE THAT NOW :OOO

    • @kainaris
      @kainaris 7 місяців тому +4

      @@kettlemug I wouldn't have had the idea if it weren't for your cool music! So if you're actually making a game and you wanna implement this, please do !

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  7 місяців тому +5

      when (if) i get back into gamedev i'll probably try that out :0

    • @RetroIsWatching
      @RetroIsWatching 6 місяців тому +1

      Nah bro I’m using that once robtop actually releases 2.2
      see you in 7 months
      Also, it would be cool if he bought random items and used them in the fight

  • @minicrewmate7865
    @minicrewmate7865 8 місяців тому +139

    breakcore is the way to make something into boss music

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  8 місяців тому +25

      amen break + music = boss fight

  • @thegrate1521
    @thegrate1521 9 місяців тому +129

    that drum chopping satisfying af

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  9 місяців тому +12

      thank you! drum chopping is kind of hard for me so i'm glad it sounds good :p

    • @Freegame4.
      @Freegame4. 7 місяців тому +3

      ​@@kettlemug that sounds awesome
      also i love drum chopping in general so nice you included it :)

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  7 місяців тому +2

      @@Freegame4.ive been trying to get better at it recently :0

  • @tadeuszabramowicz4953
    @tadeuszabramowicz4953 7 місяців тому +55

    *you took one pecha berry
    *you left the store
    *...
    *Kecleon used agility
    *Kecleon tossed stun seed
    *you are petrified

    • @KirbosPlanet
      @KirbosPlanet 7 місяців тому +2

      pokemon mystery theft

    • @rosem43130
      @rosem43130 6 місяців тому

      Getting terrifying flashbacks right now …

    • @Flyingdoggo-wm7sx
      @Flyingdoggo-wm7sx 5 місяців тому

      That’s what I thought when I first heard the song 😭

    • @rogierownage
      @rogierownage 5 місяців тому +1

      Petrified with fear, yes

  • @fracturethemolecularlyshat9509
    @fracturethemolecularlyshat9509 7 місяців тому +32

    could also work as a secret event theme where the elevator you rode becomes sentient and tries to kill you

  • @endoi
    @endoi 11 місяців тому +39

    "Hey! No touching the merchandise!" -grunkle stan

  • @FanaticChain
    @FanaticChain 8 місяців тому +21

    This is that one moment in links awakening where the shopkeeper zaps you after stealing from him

  • @Noquan727
    @Noquan727 10 місяців тому +29

    when you hit the costumers with the breakbeats and the shopkeeper be chilling

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  10 місяців тому +4

      shopkeeper got tired of their job so they started beating up people with amen break

    • @RandomTomatoMusic
      @RandomTomatoMusic 10 місяців тому

      @@kettlemug Amen Break -yo bones-

  • @jackstrawn8133
    @jackstrawn8133 5 місяців тому +4

    I work in a big grocery store & when it gets really busy this comes on in my head as the Mental Breakdown begins

  • @kingstrider3620
    @kingstrider3620 8 місяців тому +10

    when the ultrakill terminal has enough of V1’s shit

  • @MrFlame-zk5cy
    @MrFlame-zk5cy 6 місяців тому +9

    You come into the shop hearing this music. You notice some impact and skorch marks around on the floor... and then you see the exploded corpse in the corner. You are about to turn around and book it when the shopkeeper looks up and says, "Oh welcome what would you like to-" he looks around "Whoops let me get that." °snaps° The intense music has calmed down you look around and all signs of damage are gone every crack mended every skorch rescinded not a speck of blood nor sign of the crumbled body remains. "Well now that thats handled what did you come in to get?" You very delicately purchase what you need but also leave as quick as possible this is not a place to stick around.

  • @GuardedTrains0987
    @GuardedTrains0987 6 місяців тому +4

    This is about accurate to every Karen: The experience is calm until you meet THE SHOPKEEPER

  • @TGVBT640
    @TGVBT640 7 місяців тому +8

    the shopkeeper in link’s awakening when you steal a shovel:

  • @JayTheSleepyArtist
    @JayTheSleepyArtist 6 місяців тому +5

    Only recently found his while scrolling on youtube
    And I just wanna say a few things;
    1. why haven't I heard this already
    2. holy shit, this is an actual banger
    3.This feels like a song for a Joke boss, that has crazy high defense and crazy high attacks. But is actually beatable if you play your cards right, and will give you a special cosmetic/item in your journey if you beat them.

  • @ghostnyx
    @ghostnyx 8 місяців тому +52

    dude this is so sick, already was smiling 3 seconds in :) nice job mate

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  8 місяців тому +5

      glad you enjoyed it :)

  • @ninthcrossing
    @ninthcrossing Рік тому +39

    kudos for using the DPPt soundfont. ur a real one for that

  • @artixsmusic
    @artixsmusic 10 місяців тому +67

    Very well done! I'm inspired to do something similar now!

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  10 місяців тому +5

      would love to see it! thanks for listening :)

    • @artixsmusic
      @artixsmusic 10 місяців тому +3

      @@kettlemug I'll get working on it shortly!

  • @heitorbadtime4954
    @heitorbadtime4954 8 місяців тому +4

    "You aren't goin' to steal ANYTHING!!" *Drums Sample Intensifies*

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  8 місяців тому +3

      cw_amen06_169 is fast approaching

  • @Crimson-Pasta-And-Cheese
    @Crimson-Pasta-And-Cheese 6 місяців тому +1

    - "You enter a shop on the far side of the town-"
    # "I attack the shopkeeper, and steal all the valuables."
    - " *sigh* ... alright."
    - " *Roll Initiative.* "

  • @notcoolj4032
    @notcoolj4032 6 місяців тому +1

    " did you think you could steal from MY STORE? LETS SEE HOW WELL YOU CAN STAND AGAINST EVERY ITEM YOU BOUGHT, EVERY COIN YOU SPENT, EVERY DOOR YOU EXITED FROM!"

  • @maker0824
    @maker0824 6 місяців тому +3

    This song gives me a very specific emotion and story.
    You are at a fantasy shop counter about to pay. You decide to haggle to lower the price. You take the option of flirting with the shop keeper, but they have mad charisma and they are the one in charge. it’s an incredibly tense conversation, they have you on the ropes, and then force you to pay full price on your items.
    Basically you made Papyrus’ date from Undertale into a shop theme

  • @RookRolled
    @RookRolled 10 місяців тому +6

    1:15 “The Lick”

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  10 місяців тому +1

      indeed, the licc

  • @Solrex_the_Sun_King
    @Solrex_the_Sun_King 7 місяців тому +2

    When you shoplift in a roguelike:

  • @Trainboyz1.
    @Trainboyz1. 6 місяців тому +2

    Pov: you and one other person are left in a musical chairs game

  • @gravelis_6798
    @gravelis_6798 6 місяців тому +3

    Enter the Gungeon and Everhood taught me a valuable lesson: Don’t mess with shopkeepers.

  • @EndermanPierce
    @EndermanPierce 8 місяців тому +18

    Love the vibe this has, I know its the song that might play when you buy from the shop but its such a vibe too and I love the jazz you used!

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  8 місяців тому +2

      thanks for the kind words! seventh chords are amazing

  • @Nova_Ghost_Gamer
    @Nova_Ghost_Gamer 6 місяців тому +2

    When the shopkeeper is a hostile puppet salesman that wants to be a [BIG SHOT]

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  6 місяців тому +2

      listen here you [[Little Sponge]]

  • @kierankreations1891
    @kierankreations1891 5 місяців тому +1

    Pov: You’re a scared DM trying to manage a party of complete murderhobos

  • @thegibusguy4969
    @thegibusguy4969 7 місяців тому +6

    I've looped this song quite bit, I love drum beats that have voice samples in them!

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  7 місяців тому +3

      glad you enjoy it! breakbeats with vocals are so fun to chop up

  • @jonxl04
    @jonxl04 8 місяців тому +4

    This sounds like putting Mettaton into Ultrakill

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  8 місяців тому +2

      UNDERKILL

    • @raythegamer8860
      @raythegamer8860 2 місяці тому +1

      "There can only be one robotic star in this underground, darling!"

  • @heckerhecker8246
    @heckerhecker8246 6 місяців тому +1

    "I ain't scam likely, I'm scam for sure."

  • @TruMaverick
    @TruMaverick 27 днів тому +1

    LOW HEALTH BEEPS!!!
    Shopkeep: i will sell you a potion if you get up and fight some more!!!

  • @Alternateuniverse7157
    @Alternateuniverse7157 7 місяців тому +4

    This would go perfect if enemies could enter the shop while your in there,

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  7 місяців тому +2

      dead cells moment ;-;

  • @marianovall3778
    @marianovall3778 10 місяців тому +3

    Amazing! also work to something like a mini game in the store perfectly!

  • @Hoozelfitz
    @Hoozelfitz 6 місяців тому +1

    "you may have purchasd thebbest weapons in the land, but guess who you sold the second best to!? Square up, these blacksmithing are bout to open a can-o-Whoopass!"

  • @lordofsandvich3630
    @lordofsandvich3630 6 місяців тому +1

    When you go to Aldi's without bringing a quarter:

  • @NuggetGal
    @NuggetGal 7 місяців тому +3

    when it turns out the shopkeeper became a shopkeeper not out of weakness, but because he got tired of fighting:

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  7 місяців тому +3

      SHOPKEEPER LOOOOOREEEEEE?!?!?!?!?

  • @Paeioh
    @Paeioh Рік тому +4

    oooh...! you can vibe to this really well :)

  • @-chippedstars-2889
    @-chippedstars-2889 4 місяці тому +1

    listening to this while in a discord call on mobile and it adds like, a bit of compression that makes it feel like its being played over an old mall speaker. excellent stuff

  • @laurabeardslee4857
    @laurabeardslee4857 8 днів тому

    “Haha I guess that means it’s free!” -this track drops-

  • @CalicoAura
    @CalicoAura 8 місяців тому +4

    Dam-
    I kinda wanna use this for a fnf mod for some reason lol
    Maybe if I learn how to make one I could..
    (And with permission, of course)

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  8 місяців тому +3

      thanks for the comment! if you want to go ahead, just make sure to credit me :)
      good luck if you do decide to map it!

  • @thegamingman-ye2ec
    @thegamingman-ye2ec 8 місяців тому +3

    "oh shoot i accidentaly hit the shopkeeper"
    " *Y O U W H A T ?* "

  • @OLLGY69
    @OLLGY69 5 місяців тому +1

    When the shopkeeper actually uses the items he sells:

  • @slowbrofriend6526
    @slowbrofriend6526 6 місяців тому +3

    Shopkeeper: Welecome to our shop, mystical weapons and the such.
    Player: *Tries to hit them as a joke*
    *The Healthbar appears*
    Shopkeeper: *starts using all the gear they have, and has infinite hp potions*
    Player: wait a second-

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  6 місяців тому +1

      WAIT A MINUTE, THE SHOPKEEPER HAS INFINITE HP UH OH

    • @slowbrofriend6526
      @slowbrofriend6526 6 місяців тому +1

      @@kettlemug UH OH

    • @dextreme7186
      @dextreme7186 6 місяців тому +1

      _"At þis moment he knew, þat þis fine man realised, _*_he fucked up._*_ "_

    • @slowbrofriend6526
      @slowbrofriend6526 6 місяців тому +1

      @@dextreme7186
      *Player died by 57.5 Stab wounds, 872 bullets & 101 arrows dealt by the shopkeeper*

  • @khloeg1649
    @khloeg1649 9 днів тому

    this is a BANGER i can't hurt anyone when this music is playing, it would just turn into a dance off

  • @stairgoms3044
    @stairgoms3044 7 місяців тому +1

    The shopkeeper in links awakening when you steal something and then walk right back in:

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  7 місяців тому

      NOOOO YOU CANT DO THAT LMAO

  • @BrainrotterL
    @BrainrotterL 8 місяців тому +3

    WE MAKING OUT THE FRIDGE AISLE WITH THIS FIRE BEAT🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  8 місяців тому

      oh god v1 ultrakill get out of my fridge

    • @BrainrotterL
      @BrainrotterL 8 місяців тому

      @@kettlemug no I don’t want my blood to get warm

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  8 місяців тому

      but- wait wha-

  • @AscendedCup
    @AscendedCup 7 місяців тому +3

    You can actually fight the shopkeeper in Hades. The fight is harder than the final boss lmao.

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  7 місяців тому +3

      i love it when gamedevs do dumb stuff like that lol

  • @Lupa_Lycan143
    @Lupa_Lycan143 4 місяці тому

    "You'll pay for that item... And your sins."
    *Gets up and adjusts cloak, pulling out a wizard staff.*

  • @Coco50k
    @Coco50k 6 місяців тому +1

    Imagine this: a secret boss fight in undertale.
    Requirements:
    Genocide timeline
    You have done the genocide route 5 times before
    When you get to Sans, accept his mercy. Then kill him. Finish the genocide run. Meet Chara. Instead of her normal talk, you enter a battle. The music would start off calm like the start of this song, as soon as you hit Chara, the music turns into the drum parts in this song.
    It’d be cool tbh

  • @liberato2501
    @liberato2501 8 місяців тому +10

    Cara, você não tem noção do quão doente e viciado eu estou nessa música, sua música me deu vontade de produzir uma, quando estiver pronta acho que postar. Vou colocar algum título tipo "Why there is a boss fight on a Braziliam Barbecue"

  • @silvathefox7239
    @silvathefox7239 8 місяців тому +3

    Was this inspired by Omori? I just think it fits the music style of that game

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  8 місяців тому +3

      ah omori that one game i put off playing because i got jumpscared lmao. it’s not really inspired but it’s probably because of the chiptune instruments :)

    • @silvathefox7239
      @silvathefox7239 8 місяців тому +2

      @@kettlemug glad to know I’m not the only who the something creature haunts the dreams of

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@silvathefox7239 ahahaha i saw it once and cried ;-;

    • @silvathefox7239
      @silvathefox7239 8 місяців тому

      @@kettlemug THE WORST PART FOR ME IS THAT I HAVE/HAD HALLUCINATIONS THAT ARE BASICALLY THE SAME THIBG (note that I saw these before I saw Omori)

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  7 місяців тому +1

      my guy you good? :0

  • @Fluxuation
    @Fluxuation 6 місяців тому +1

    when you press x to interact, but you weren’t close enough so you attacked the shopkeeper on accident

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  6 місяців тому +1

      MY WORST FEAR NOOOO

  • @DANNY1TDM
    @DANNY1TDM 8 місяців тому +1

    "HEY WHAT IF THAT I-" *GRABS ROPE PILE AND RUNS*
    *SHOTGUN BLAST*

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  8 місяців тому

      NOOOOOO

    • @dextreme7186
      @dextreme7186 6 місяців тому

      I dunno why, but þis specific comment gives me doom vibes.

  • @AkumuVids
    @AkumuVids 7 місяців тому +1

    "I told you that you would pay for that! Now you shall pay in blood!"

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  7 місяців тому +1

      this is why you don't mess with the shopkeeper >:O

    • @RetroIsWatching
      @RetroIsWatching 6 місяців тому +1

      Ultrabuying

  • @shLepLauvua
    @shLepLauvua 6 місяців тому

    "traveler, you've done stuff you will regret, i know you like this sword... Have a closer look" *health bar fills up*

  • @maxytheenigma813
    @maxytheenigma813 6 місяців тому

    "Lamp Oil, Rope, Bombs? It's yours my friend, if you survive long enough."

  • @cerealata9035
    @cerealata9035 2 місяці тому

    That moment when the demon lord you're supposed to defeat to save the kingdom is a regular customer at the bakery shop you frequently visit.

  • @autheworld
    @autheworld 6 місяців тому +1

    this is so satisfying to listen to, I’d so like to actually have this in a boss fight, it's amazing!

  • @lessefrost
    @lessefrost 6 місяців тому +1

    I think this is the song my DM had playing when he made us fight through a haunted walmart.

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  6 місяців тому

      HAUNTED WALMART LMAO

  • @carimbagamer5157
    @carimbagamer5157 6 місяців тому

    How is this so calm and anxious at the same time

  • @Enderman_brewer
    @Enderman_brewer 5 місяців тому +1

    Shop, then versus robbery theme.

  • @Evil-Sans-Follower.
    @Evil-Sans-Follower. 6 місяців тому

    *You hit the boss keeper.*
    *320 DMG!*
    ...
    ...
    *You hear the music intensify...*
    *He did not let that slide.*

  • @Glaidy
    @Glaidy 6 місяців тому +1

    The Song That Plays When You Fight Kecleon

  • @CopiCat2
    @CopiCat2 6 місяців тому

    congrats. You made me put this on loop for 6 hours.

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  6 місяців тому

      LMAO THATS AN ACCOMPLISHMENT

  • @noteglitch5032
    @noteglitch5032 3 місяці тому +1

    The hero showed up to the shop after a close battle, knowing that his old trusty sword "the Glazer" had sadly kicked the bucket.
    The mysterious old man in the shop gave the hero a soft smile as he entered.
    The hero gestured for a sword made with black dragon scales, "How much is that?"
    The man behind the counter couldn't open his mouth to respond as the door opened again and in came the man the hero had just defeated.
    And a battle ensues once more, the hero grabbing the scale sword to parry the villain's hits.
    The shopkeeper got furious over his shop that had been flipped on its head, he chose to show his true form to the two.
    Kicking them out of the shop, he appeared to be a deadly creature, flailing limbs at the two in an attempt to smash.
    The hero and the villain share a bewildered look, and silently agreed to pause their disagreement to slay the creature.
    A long harsh battle was fought, but the two ended up victorious.
    They share some snarky comments and witty banter before the hero took off, his new sword in hand, only to find out that his potion belt had been stolen.
    "God damn it you!" The hero yells.
    I'm out of idead :)

  • @laserfoxpro
    @laserfoxpro 6 місяців тому

    im so glad i got recommended this

  • @Carey_KiziFriend
    @Carey_KiziFriend 2 місяці тому

    POV: You, shoplifting get caught red-handed
    Shopkeeper: *this song*

  • @tolafia6708
    @tolafia6708 7 місяців тому +2

    This is what every DnD player thinks plays while they fight the level 20 retired hero store owner

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  7 місяців тому +2

      this is why you don't piss off the shopkeeper

  • @Bluerosefma
    @Bluerosefma 5 місяців тому

    I love this so much! Found this at random and consider me subbed.

  • @djalexander968
    @djalexander968 6 місяців тому +1

    Drummer: the title
    game dev glares at the drummer
    "i dont pay you to ask questions"
    *drummer starts jamming tf out*
    *Synth dude panickily starts to pick up the melody at the same time*
    *game dev goes back to computer and codes for 12 hours*

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  6 місяців тому +2

      the most unrealistic part is the drummer getting paid

  • @that_nerdy_hylian
    @that_nerdy_hylian 6 місяців тому +1

    * shoots laser beam and one-shots the -hero- THIEF *

  • @adhiprajna4127
    @adhiprajna4127 6 місяців тому +2

    I can imagine the shoopkeeper bossfight where you did all the cool stunt and combo just to be fabulously dodged while the shoopkeeper occasionally throw punches, kicks or one of their item and it never miss.

  • @looyongxiangmoe3722
    @looyongxiangmoe3722 6 місяців тому +1

    BOSS Karen:1000000,1000HP BOSS
    You:Manager
    HP:100/100
    Attack
    >Special Attack
    Use Items

  • @SnowPrincessSally
    @SnowPrincessSally Місяць тому

    The title made me think of Link's Awakening when you steal from the town tool shop. The shopkeeper zaps you if you dare go back in the store. It even plays boss battle music.

  • @catlord2395
    @catlord2395 5 місяців тому +1

    Spelunky’s shopkeeper be like

  • @buddythebox6457
    @buddythebox6457 4 місяці тому

    Ain't giving up,
    You also need the item for your ingredients,
    But she also need it for himself,
    As this gonna be an calming intense fight, introducing.....
    "Yuki the Lovely Mother"

  • @Doktario_Mystario
    @Doktario_Mystario 5 місяців тому

    yet another fine adition to my collection

  • @G_Fantastic
    @G_Fantastic 6 місяців тому

    you might be my favorite breakcore (?) creator

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  6 місяців тому +1

      that means a lot to me! thank you :)

  • @Giraffe210
    @Giraffe210 8 місяців тому +1

    Pov: You took from the shop without paying

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  8 місяців тому

      tip: don't do it again

  • @NyscanRohid
    @NyscanRohid 5 місяців тому

    *_"I WASN'T KIDDING WHEN I SAID PAY! NOW YOU'LL PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE!!"_*
    *GAME OVER*

  • @skel3tron
    @skel3tron 9 місяців тому +1

    1:14 you sneaky son of a-

  • @ThePeaceluffer
    @ThePeaceluffer 5 місяців тому

    maybe i've listened to too many songs with a ton of amen breaks just vibing in the bg, but this is still a relaxing vibe

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  5 місяців тому

      jazz + amen break be like that

  • @MentalIllBoy
    @MentalIllBoy 9 місяців тому +2

    I love SGM SOUNDFONTS

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  9 місяців тому +1

      THEY'RE SO COOL I SO BADLY WANT TO USE THEM AGAIN ;-;

  • @pikapuffin368
    @pikapuffin368 6 місяців тому

    My players just realized the shopkeep is running a cartel in my game.
    This is the perfect theme for that thank you.

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  6 місяців тому

      WAIT YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT AND NOT EXPLAIN LMAO

  • @Spygirl812
    @Spygirl812 6 місяців тому

    This is what it feels like to go shopping for me.
    I hate shopping.

  • @user-gamer216
    @user-gamer216 8 місяців тому +1

    *you playfully push the grandma in the dairy alleyway
    **they sharpen their walking stick*

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  8 місяців тому +1

      WHY DID YOU PUSH THE GRANDMA ;-; ;-;

    • @commanderdemonno9819
      @commanderdemonno9819 7 місяців тому +1

      the idea of a generic helpless npc being the game's superboss as to punish people trying to be rude is actually incredibly funny

    • @kettlemug
      @kettlemug  7 місяців тому +1

      grandma isn't helpless anymore

    • @commanderdemonno9819
      @commanderdemonno9819 6 місяців тому

      @@kettlemug wrath of grandma