the coziness this song has makes me think the other customers in the shop are patiently waiting for you to finish your battle so they can buy something. "just a minute!" the shopkeeper shouts as they whack you with their staff, sending you flying above a customer and into the wall. "i'll be right with you!"
If you grab a sample from the desk, loiter in the corner of the magazine stand, check it fifty times, then leave without buying anything, the shopkeeper will suddenly jump over the counter and start the fight. You’re going to have to take him out quickly and efficiently because he’s got the entire potion stock with him, and once he hits the danger threshold of 10% he’ll bust out the Elixirs he won’t sell to you and immediately heal everything off. Targeting the nearby snack stands can be a strategy, but it all depends on if the free turn is worth the massive ATK boost he gets, so make sure you bring your debuffer.
"Ah, hello adventurer! How may I be of service- wait.. I recognize you! Yes! you were the one that stole one of my wares!" "Tch, well... if we're gonna do this again, then might as well make this more interesting, right?" **stands up from seat and cracks knuckles.** "Hey, musical fellows!" _"yea, mate? what do ya want?"_ *_"Hit it."_* _"understood."_ *_"Alright, adventurer. Let's see if you've learned from our last encounter. You're gunna need it."_*
@@kettlemugyes they are the background fellows, they pop into view when they are noticed by characters because they really aren’t noticed enough (Imagine it like this: music guys behind the camera that shows what’s happening. “hey musical mfs” and a guy holding a guitar pops into view from the corner)
@@kettlemug y'know, the soul splitter. The splitter of souls. That thing. i heard some wealthier shopkeepers keep one around just in case something unholy enters their shop. It also works as a great deterrent for troublemakers, apparently.
Dude, this is literally AMAZING!! The way you just casually built up each section was so cool, so glad you decided to make a sequel!! Congrats on reaching 3K, you totally deserve it!!
i made a sequel because it blew up and honestly i thought it mostly sounded terrible ;-; glad you liked the drop!! the old sax solo was like my favourite part of the old track as my soloing style has completely changed since then :00
Ah a shoplifter! Well we have a very strict policy here against that, so I’ll give you one more chance to pay for that. No?well*cracks back* it’s been a couple years but I’ve been needing a warm up recently *bossfight music starts*
Crazy to think that you were just st 50-100 subs or so a while back, I AM STILL IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING THE ORCHESTRAL VERSION OF THE FIRST PIECE, DO NOT FRET!
love growls, i've never understood how to make them until like a few days ago when i was randomly synthing and it happened lmao. thanks for the comment!!
I stumbled on your channel in my recommended. Man this is done so well. Look forward to hearing more of your projects, and will def be going back and listening to your past music as well.
I like to imagine in this hypothetical shopkeeper boss, they use the items you sold to them against you. 1: Those 800 dry Soda cans worth $0.05 each? Good luck dodging them in a bullet-hell like pattern. 2: Those Broken Knives you found in an abandoned kitchen? Good luck dodging them, the shopkeeper replenished them which allow for a higher chance of Bleed.
This gives the vibes of when you steal something from a shopkeeper Kecleon in Pokemon Mystery Dungeon and SUDDENLY THE FLOOR IS FULL OF 3X SPEED LEVEL 90-SOMETHING PISSED OFF KECLEONS HERE TO MAKE YOU PAY FOR THE WARES YOU JUST STOLE WITH YOUR LIFE, SINCE YOU ELECTED NOT TO PAY IN COLD HARD CASH.
"...oops...? I, uh, DEFINATELY tried to sell you your brothers soul on ACCIDENT and definitely not on PURPOSE. What do you mean, why am I not attacking you? I'm enjoying the music!... What do you mean 'What music?'"
thank you!! i made the original one when i was really new to making music so i’m glad my skills have improved a ton since then lol hope you enjoy the rest of my stuff!!
The shopkeeper's shop got destroyed last time so he had to rebuild it, changing the atmosphere a bit. Thats why the music is different. But he hired more people to do the bgm lol. Also this hits different
In this encounter, the player has placated the shopkeeper by paying the full price after bartering one too many times. But when the player selects the next item, he spams the "Barter" button again out of habit, triggering the second phase of the fight.
"I can't let you get close" would be the opening to this fight when the beat drops I got the idea from a certain ufc fighter that said that line to apply it here
This plays whenever you prepare to throw hands against the shopkeep that dunked on you, but it's a whole different bossfight instead (with an additional phase)
@@kettlemug i'm not gonna lie, ive been doing this for a while but now i'm tired of doing it you're actually the second person to respond to this type of comment of mine, thank you
"After the first encounter with the shopkeeper they decide to move shop you then continue to ask the same aggravating questions like "can i see your manager" and "I will get you fired" the shop keeper then charges at you with all their might" - me cause i was bored
@@kettlemug beating the shopkeeper gives you an item called business card which makes you 10% more resistant and 5% more effective against annoying people (like karens)
Fucking perfect man, i newer thought that shop music can be this epic And ,personally for me, the best part is at 1:12, though i don't really like sax, but my friends said that it's also good so it's just me being a d*ck
thank you!! just feel like i need to say, it’s ok to have your own opinions and say them! you’re not being rude by saying you don’t like sax, like personally i don’t like vocals :0
I REALLY want a game that has a secret bossfight with the shopkeeper man, imagine them doing a random bullshit go! Thing where they throw everytjing you've sold to them at you
I am looking forward to consuming this song. My hopes are very high. May this remain here for posterity.
Cronch
cronch
cromch
Cromch
Cromch
When you hear them call for a cleanup on Aisle 4, but you're the only thing in Aisle 4:
ono
CLEAN UP IN AISLE 4. SOMEONE’s LEFT THEIR [[Souls]] LYING ABOUT
"Normally, I'm the only one who works here. Today? I think I'll make a little work for the coroner."
lmao
@@kettlemugcan you make a battle theme for someone called the flairmancer next & if so will it be allowed to use it in my dnd campaign
what are they like? i might try it in the future :00
@@kettlemugthat was resulting
the coziness this song has makes me think the other customers in the shop are patiently waiting for you to finish your battle so they can buy something.
"just a minute!" the shopkeeper shouts as they whack you with their staff, sending you flying above a customer and into the wall. "i'll be right with you!"
LMAO that’s such a funny scene i can’t even ;-;
the shop keeper drops the sword of haggling, giving you +1 persuasion and +5% gold drops.
can i reforge it
yes, but there is a 99% chance for the stats to lower, and only a 1 % chance for the stats to go up.
@@kettlemug
aw 😔
@@kettlemug i dont think you can reforge it but it goes for a high price
The lick hit me like a brick wall.
I love the drum timbre in this too.
amen breaks have such nice timbre :00
thank you and C D Eb F D Bb C :)
in this context, it was like the shopkeeper just dropped the mic and wiped out half of your healthbar XD
OH JFIDIDJDIDJ THERE WAS ANOTHER ONE
audio pov: the other shopkeepers have heard about your actions
also the switch from breakcore to drum and bass is amazing; as though you hit rage mode
thank you so much! i spent wayy too long on that dnb part so good to know it came out well :)
If you grab a sample from the desk, loiter in the corner of the magazine stand, check it fifty times, then leave without buying anything, the shopkeeper will suddenly jump over the counter and start the fight. You’re going to have to take him out quickly and efficiently because he’s got the entire potion stock with him, and once he hits the danger threshold of 10% he’ll bust out the Elixirs he won’t sell to you and immediately heal everything off. Targeting the nearby snack stands can be a strategy, but it all depends on if the free turn is worth the massive ATK boost he gets, so make sure you bring your debuffer.
thanks for the tips, i've been struggling on this boss for the last week ;-;
uh oh, my entire team is DOT and debuffs, can i beat this with my current team?
you're gonna need to tank a lot of the attacks, if you're doing a no potion run you're screwed unfortunately
oh boy im going back to the library after putting shrek in the religious section
why the library though 😭
@@kettlemug the premiere's over and now i must say...
third encounter when?
@@gamermoment6016 when i misclick again 😭
@@kettlemug ok but this was fr a banger
@@gamermoment6016 YAYYYY
"Ah, hello adventurer! How may I be of service- wait.. I recognize you! Yes! you were the one that stole one of my wares!"
"Tch, well... if we're gonna do this again, then might as well make this more interesting, right?"
**stands up from seat and cracks knuckles.**
"Hey, musical fellows!"
_"yea, mate? what do ya want?"_
*_"Hit it."_*
_"understood."_
*_"Alright, adventurer. Let's see if you've learned from our last encounter. You're gunna need it."_*
does the shopkeeper just have music guys on hand 😭😭
@@kettlemugyes they are the background fellows, they pop into view when they are noticed by characters because they really aren’t noticed enough
(Imagine it like this: music guys behind the camera that shows what’s happening. “hey musical mfs” and a guy holding a guitar pops into view from the corner)
"Cleanup on aisle 4! There WILL be a mess there SOON!"
this time the shopkeeper gets mad at you and refuses to sell to you anymore
Love how it begins like normal shopkeeper music to lure you into a false sense of security before the breakcore drums kick in
Also love the way the dynamics and texture of the song keep changing, keeps me on my toes
LMAO yeah i sort of think of it being normal in the shop and then you try to run away with a £0.99 item and get dropkicked by the breakcore drums
"What? I'm not letting you in my shop again!"
(the shopkeep takes the Soul Splitter off the wall and fights you with it)
the WHAT
@@kettlemug y'know, the soul splitter. The splitter of souls. That thing.
i heard some wealthier shopkeepers keep one around just in case something unholy enters their shop. It also works as a great deterrent for troublemakers, apparently.
this gives me vibes of a fight with a shopkeeper who will use there merchandise like healing items and weapons
Dude, this is literally AMAZING!! The way you just casually built up each section was so cool, so glad you decided to make a sequel!! Congrats on reaching 3K, you totally deserve it!!
as always, thank you so much petao! i really like how the end result turned out as well >:)
This is me when I fight the home depot employees
what did they do to you 😭
Everything
THEY DID NOTHING
@@kettlemug home depot employees killed my family
@@ZerglordGhi wHAT
Never would've guessed i'd ever listen to the sequel of a song.
Nice one, the drop and the old sax part hit really hard, love it!!
i made a sequel because it blew up and honestly i thought it mostly sounded terrible ;-;
glad you liked the drop!! the old sax solo was like my favourite part of the old track as my soloing style has completely changed since then :00
Snazzy Spider’s shopkeeper theme more fits Grillby, this fits Q.C. (Snowdin Shopkeeper)
The shopkeeper : Alright, Ima going to beat this customer with an insane price for him trying to ruin the shop item.
THE CUSTOMER IS NO LONGER RIGHT
Something is making me think No More Heroes and it's driving me mad thinking 'what boss theme does this remind me of?'
Just found my favorite UA-cam music artist. For sure. This is perfect for the types of bullet hells games I play.
thank you!! bullet hell osts are really good!!
"This is the most powerful weapon I sell, would you like a demonstration?"
"hey, while we're fighting, wanna buy some items?"
heal up
Ah a shoplifter! Well we have a very strict policy here against that, so I’ll give you one more chance to pay for that. No?well*cracks back* it’s been a couple years but I’ve been needing a warm up recently *bossfight music starts*
shopkeeper is too overpowered
REAL
Yep
NOOOOOO I missed it ;-;
God damn that bass and sax combo, never knew they could work this well with eachother til today :0
thank you vortex! slap bass + sax + amen break -> kettlecore i guess LMAO
super hype for your premiere!! (you're getting cromched we have decided)
@@kettlemug KETTLECORE LMAO
Nooo dont cromch me :'((
@@Vortex-sas your (and ikwens) fate have been decided >:0
@@kettlemug
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C R O M C H @@Vortex-sas
oh my goodness this is amazing!!! love the “THIS ISNT EVEN BASS” title
thank you!! growls are so fun to do-
Me:
The fight can't be too hard. He's just a shopkeeper
The shopkeeper:
this is why you always save before bosses
@@kettlemug exactly bro
You snuck in the lick twice and I'll never forgive you for it.
I love it.
LMAO tysm!!
Crazy to think that you were just st 50-100 subs or so a while back, I AM STILL IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING THE ORCHESTRAL VERSION OF THE FIRST PIECE, DO NOT FRET!
IVE BEEN CHECKING BACK EVERY FEW WEEKS TO SEE IF YOUVE DONE THIS LMAO
thank you so much lol
mcdonalds cashier finally snaps
oh god
woah i was not expecting the growls. very awesome!!
love growls, i've never understood how to make them until like a few days ago when i was randomly synthing and it happened lmao. thanks for the comment!!
@@kettlemug im impressed you learned so recently :0
i kinda want to try them out myself now >:)
they're really fun!! (ott saved my life yet again lmao)
I stumbled on your channel in my recommended. Man this is done so well. Look forward to hearing more of your projects, and will def be going back and listening to your past music as well.
glad you like it!! hope you enjoy the rest of my music :0
Cromch 2: Return of the cromch
CROMCH
cromch 2: electric boogaloo
cromch 3: crobch
This should play in Skyrim when you accidentally steal something and have to fight the shopkeep and family too
Shopkeeper: “Ah shit, here we go again.”
shouldn't have come back smhmhh
this man needs to get hired at ultrakill H.Q. this man can COOK🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
8-4 BOSS CONFIRMED????? (police called)
I hope this music is worth staying up late
i really hope you'll like it emirhan!! :)
thrid encounter: the boss of the shop
maybe i should stop going to that shop huh
@@kettlemug no-
i keep losing all my items though ;-;
gun@@kettlemug
Me after getting charged with battery because I beat up the shopkeeper (I am not a robot. This is an injustice):
wAIT
😦
this is incredible!
thank you :00
I like to imagine in this hypothetical shopkeeper boss, they use the items you sold to them against you.
1: Those 800 dry Soda cans worth $0.05 each? Good luck dodging them in a bullet-hell like pattern.
2: Those Broken Knives you found in an abandoned kitchen? Good luck dodging them, the shopkeeper replenished them which allow for a higher chance of Bleed.
THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA
What if you don't sell him anything?
@@Live_Nameless_Deity_Reaction You don’t fight him. Simple.
shopkeeper: hi! how can i help you? wait... it's you again!? leave or die! *reloads the shotgun*
the bass sounds so much like it's from music for virtual malls
This gives the vibes of when you steal something from a shopkeeper Kecleon in Pokemon Mystery Dungeon and SUDDENLY THE FLOOR IS FULL OF 3X SPEED LEVEL 90-SOMETHING PISSED OFF KECLEONS HERE TO MAKE YOU PAY FOR THE WARES YOU JUST STOLE WITH YOUR LIFE, SINCE YOU ELECTED NOT TO PAY IN COLD HARD CASH.
THE CROMCH
NOT THE CROMCH
"maybe a beatdown will help you to remember you're banned!"
You are buying groceries in the supermarket and hopefully nothing goes wrong.
wrong day to buy groceries...
I love all your songs, and this might just be one of my favorites. Thank you for sharing it :)
thank you!! :)
"...oops...? I, uh, DEFINATELY tried to sell you your brothers soul on ACCIDENT and definitely not on PURPOSE. What do you mean, why am I not attacking you? I'm enjoying the music!... What do you mean 'What music?'"
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTLY SELL SOMEONES SOUL
@@kettlemug Not just "someone's" soul. The soul of a sibling to the person buying the soul.
glorious. the first one was great, but this one earned you a sub. definitely gonna go check out the rest of your stuff
thank you!! i made the original one when i was really new to making music so i’m glad my skills have improved a ton since then lol
hope you enjoy the rest of my stuff!!
I'm a little late to the "inconvenience store" party but I'm enjoying it
The shopkeeper's shop got destroyed last time so he had to rebuild it, changing the atmosphere a bit. Thats why the music is different. But he hired more people to do the bgm lol.
Also this hits different
THIS HITS DIFFERENT LMAO
shopkeeper everhood 2?!?!?!?! 😱😱😱😱
Its you.
Last time you won but now i will not falter like last time
*pulls out potions which heals 100% hp*
I love you songs so much you do so good and its aways a pleasure to hear them
god why are you this good at making music
thank you lol :)
"Hey, due to your overwhelming amount of service, I have a nice gift for you!"
"What is it, you ask? *Your death certificate!* "
i mean as long as they paid for my funeral-
The guy from yesterday made the mistake of walking into that bar again. The shopkeeper had done 10 hours of training for this moment.
he should have bought the super heal
"You dare anger me a second time??!"
ACCIDENT THIS TIME I SWEAR
Dude this music actually slaps, keep up the work. Btw i love your boss fight tracks, which oddly sound like azali
thank you!! azali's work is so good :0
Banger
In this encounter, the player has placated the shopkeeper by paying the full price after bartering one too many times. But when the player selects the next item, he spams the "Barter" button again out of habit, triggering the second phase of the fight.
why would you do that LMAO
"Hello! I forgive you from last time, just please pay full price!"
"That'll be 2.99!"
" *what* do you mean you *WONT* pay? "
NOT AGAIN
"I can't let you get close" would be the opening to this fight when the beat drops
I got the idea from a certain ufc fighter that said that line to apply it here
1:13 this part goes UNIRONICALLY HARD
thank you!
With a theme this good, i would wanna live in this shop!
you won’t want to when the shopkeeper starts shooting you ;-;
You need to collab with Azali, seriously, (but make it an epic song.)
that would be really cool but honestly my skill level is no where near azalis lol
This sounds really epic at 1.25 playback speed ngl
This plays whenever you prepare to throw hands against the shopkeep that dunked on you, but it's a whole different bossfight instead (with an additional phase)
you messed with the weapons shopkeeper 😭
Guess it's not just about the bread at this point.
mmm you forgot to pay your taxes 😔
yet another fine adition to my collection
LMAO I JUST SAW YOUR COMMENT ON THE OTHER VIDEO
@@kettlemug i'm not gonna lie, ive been doing this for a while but now i'm tired of doing it
you're actually the second person to respond to this type of comment of mine, thank you
damn :00
I've been playing so much ultrakill recently that i just associate breakcore and d&b with that now
same- layer 7 is so fun :00
1:11 The Lick ;)
C D Eb F D Bb C :)
Babe wake up, Kettlemug dropped a new song
REAL
I was expecting a remaster.
What did I get?
Just a master’s work.
LMAO
LMAO i'm not THAT good at making music :00
thank you though!
@@kettlemug You’re one of the best I’ve ever heard and I can’t count all the people I’ve listened to.
When the Karen arrives
The bass is messing with my brain
REAL
oh my god it's the sequel to my favorite kettlemug song this is legendary
YEAHHH
great song, I would definitely vibe to this while beating up a shopkeeper in game
53 restarts
@@kettlemugwould say more if every aggro is on you
even the customers beat you up because you stole
WHOA THAT ESCALATED FAST
LMAO
1:12 - best part
"After the first encounter with the shopkeeper they decide to move shop
you then continue to ask the same aggravating questions like "can i see your manager" and "I will get you fired"
the shop keeper then charges at you with all their might"
- me cause i was bored
poor shopkeeper
@@kettlemug beating the shopkeeper gives you an item called business card which makes you 10% more resistant and 5% more effective against annoying people (like karens)
business card + soul splitter is my favourite setup for the karen boss
hello dear kettlemug. Your work is so awesome and truly inspiring. Someone should hire you as an indie game composer already!!
thank you!! i’d love being a full time indie game composer- maybe the best way to do that is to make the game myself lmao
Fucking perfect man, i newer thought that shop music can be this epic
And ,personally for me, the best part is at 1:12, though i don't really like sax, but my friends said that it's also good so it's just me being a d*ck
thank you!! just feel like i need to say, it’s ok to have your own opinions and say them! you’re not being rude by saying you don’t like sax, like personally i don’t like vocals :0
Every Terraria mod's OST in like 2 years 🗣 🔥🔥❤❤😍😍
I LOVE YOU KETTLEMUG
YEAHHHHH GOODBEANN
This is a bob 👏👏👏
thank you!!
The Terminal is fed up with V1's nonsense.
*AGAIN!*
Oh and this track is pretty cool lol
terminal angryy
The bass sounds sick m8
I REALLY want a game that has a secret bossfight with the shopkeeper man, imagine them doing a random bullshit go! Thing where they throw everytjing you've sold to them at you
should have bought those useless weapons smhmh
1:12 👀. edit 2:36 too. tried to sneak that one by.
me? put the lick in a song? i would never do that!
he is the one who shopkeeps
NO WAY
OMG that was amazing!
tysm!
shit prolly called sum like "We Had A Deal"
really shouldn't have haggled that much smh
WELP. Guess the shopkeep's a recurring boss.
unfortunately yes ;-;
very epic
this really rocks!!
thank you!!! :)
yet another banger
thank you!!
Nice i was watt8ng for a part w
Edit i meant part 2