Gamers, What Strange Thing Did You Hear From An Open Mic? (r/AskReddit)

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    Takeuchi Mariya - Plastic Love (Night Tempo 100% Pure Remastered)
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    Mariya Takeuchi 竹内まりや - Shiawase no Monosashi (VANTAGE// Edit)
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  • @gone4milk121
    @gone4milk121 5 років тому +3048

    “Mommy I’m hungry..”
    *”NOT NOW MOMMY’S RAIDING”*

  • @nuukone3187
    @nuukone3187 5 років тому +8343

    Kid: Refuses to get off GTA
    Dad: "I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move."

    • @6th_Army
      @6th_Army 5 років тому +220

      R/DualMadLads

    • @warframehunter7298
      @warframehunter7298 5 років тому +240

      Was playing fortnite today and heard a mom screaming at a baby in the background.

    • @jaydencraig4343
      @jaydencraig4343 5 років тому +18

      696 likes

    • @carocovoador2342
      @carocovoador2342 5 років тому +178

      "Come on honey sucks mah cock" this made me laugh so hard I'm crying

    • @Infinity9_
      @Infinity9_ 5 років тому +69

      Dad: Did you learn something today?

  • @HasvenWorld
    @HasvenWorld 5 років тому +6031

    "Hey I can't play for a while"
    "Damn, why?"
    " *My country is at w a r* "

  • @redminicrewmate1823
    @redminicrewmate1823 4 роки тому +583

    "he had locked himself out of his house and I helped him"
    *Not all heroes wear capes*

  • @jibbo7874
    @jibbo7874 5 років тому +1410

    “My Teammate locked himself out so I called his local Arby’s and hit his sister to help him B )”
    *Carefully, they’re a hero.*

    • @formangrilling111
      @formangrilling111 5 років тому +28

      Fifty Nights At Froggers I wonder if he got a free roast beef sandwich ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Sheepy_TV
      @Sheepy_TV 5 років тому +6

      There goes my heroooo

    • @chillbutton8172
      @chillbutton8172 4 роки тому +2

      ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )

  • @yotsubairl
    @yotsubairl 5 років тому +6610

    No one:
    The text-to-speech voice:
    *M I C K*

  • @thornberry0076
    @thornberry0076 5 років тому +527

    This one time my mate joined a party and said “can you hear me”
    I said no
    He yelled to his mum saying
    “MUMMY I NEED A NEW MIK
    lol

    • @MyNameJeffOG
      @MyNameJeffOG 5 років тому +1

      I sound like a pig now because I laughed too hard

    • @10xTNT
      @10xTNT 5 років тому +2

      yeah, this is big brain time.

    • @saulpro1117
      @saulpro1117 5 років тому +6

      I once heard a guy that was sneezing and apperantly he sneezed backwards or something because i heard a guy say "dude you f*ck*ng sneezed on me!"
      I couldnt stop laughing because he still didnt stop sneezing XD

    • @alrightguvna1727
      @alrightguvna1727 5 років тому +1

      LMAO KIDS ARE DUMB

  • @dead-ishchannel6212
    @dead-ishchannel6212 4 роки тому +1484

    That Americans vs British made me smile uncontrollably for about a minute

    • @lawrencian
      @lawrencian 4 роки тому +57

      I love the rivalry our countries have

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 4 роки тому +81

      @@lawrencian yeah
      But hey It's all in good fun
      *Unless*

    • @sunsetskye483
      @sunsetskye483 4 роки тому +49

      @@seantaggart7382 No no no nope we're leaving at that lol

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 4 роки тому +8

      @@sunsetskye483 yeah

    • @lordzamasu3459
      @lordzamasu3459 4 роки тому +36

      We British love getting competition from other countries it’s awesome and gives a smile to your face

  • @alternative7586
    @alternative7586 5 років тому +5586

    the fact that the dude was locked out of his house and someone actually helped him...
    wholesome GAMER MOMENT
    EDIT: Well. New video came out. Thought I'd go watch it and thought of this.

    • @marcusatiusvirilis7723
      @marcusatiusvirilis7723 5 років тому +189

      it really goes to show that gamers are the best members of the society that we live in

    • @mikeman9090
      @mikeman9090 5 років тому +31

      Yeah I've been in a couple of partys play d2 and d1 where similar situations happen, and then we just finish up our raid and go on about our day

    • @whoretuary
      @whoretuary 5 років тому +132

      my brother in law had a group of dudes he played with on playstation. they’d gotten to know each other decently well so they knew where they were from, and one guy had a health condition. one time they were playing and this guy gets super quiet and they hear a bunch of weird sounds, they know he has some sort of health problem and they think he’s having a seizure. my brother in law calls that guys local PD and gets medical and police there to check on him. pretty sure my brother in law damn near saved that guys life. they’re still all good friends and that guy recently had a kid and sends pictures all the time.

    • @DuhBla
      @DuhBla 5 років тому +17

      Hannah LeAnn shit! My heart! Its too wholesome I can't...

    • @OmniaViridis
      @OmniaViridis 5 років тому +10

      Yeah and they had just met. But I'm wondering where they were living in the US that they can't be outside without a jacket without dying for a period of time. Maybe I'm just ignorant because I've lived in Texas my whole life and it doesn't ever get that cold here.

  • @jotaros_dolphins2213
    @jotaros_dolphins2213 5 років тому +3652

    American team: "USA! USA! USA!"
    British team: **leaves**
    American team:"FUUUCK YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH USA"
    *Soviet Union joined the match*

    • @centralstar7168
      @centralstar7168 5 років тому +50

      TRIGGERD

    • @stuffynose5385
      @stuffynose5385 5 років тому +8

      Jajaja russiA FUNNY🦍🦍🦍😂🤣😥🦍

    • @chriscarver631
      @chriscarver631 5 років тому +304

      *Both teams line up facing one another and don't move till match ends*

    • @badfoody
      @badfoody 5 років тому +15

      They lost that one too bruh

    • @RADIOACTIVEBUNY
      @RADIOACTIVEBUNY 5 років тому +13

      DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?

  • @notcoolman1079
    @notcoolman1079 5 років тому +2221

    Kid: plays GTA V
    Parents:starts f******
    Kid: doesn’t leave

  • @SarpErsoy
    @SarpErsoy 4 роки тому +315

    My friend said "I'll come in a minute" on the online class. He forgot to close the mic and rip out a really loud fart.
    I felt very sad for him

  • @Killbayne
    @Killbayne 5 років тому +2131

    Person: _passes out, smashes head on floor and bleeds_
    Humans: *_laugh_*

  • @gunna5065
    @gunna5065 5 років тому +379

    I once heard a lady moaning from another room and then her son had to yell “MOM STOOOOP!”

    • @RowanOakley
      @RowanOakley 5 років тому +23

      thats a gamer moment

    • @jandlyt
      @jandlyt 5 років тому +23

      Ah, the usual mating routine

    • @rumory
      @rumory 5 років тому +2

      in real life or the game

  • @choustiny.825
    @choustiny.825 5 років тому +10056

    *When the russian kid playing cs go actually rages in english*

    • @jesusboy76
      @jesusboy76 5 років тому +46

      Yes

    • @shittyname2657
      @shittyname2657 5 років тому +49

      This

    • @akiraguy
      @akiraguy 5 років тому +188

      Much cyka, such blyat.

    • @tlotro625
      @tlotro625 5 років тому +51

      @@akiraguy well, in Russian it will make much more sense if you switch 2nd and 4th words places.

    • @randomcat9314
      @randomcat9314 5 років тому +31

      akiraguy imagine
      A kid who scream : SUCH BLYAT BITCH CYKA BLYAAAAAAAT
      MUCH CYKAAAAAAAA

  • @bartholamewchungusgingersn9675
    @bartholamewchungusgingersn9675 2 роки тому +50

    The story where a guy broke up with his GF during an online game with his mic open telling everybody to pause because he's breaking up with her was just......a masterpiece

  • @goldenanarchy6248
    @goldenanarchy6248 5 років тому +565

    “And we were typing it all to the enemy team.” Legendary

    • @minakoarisato668
      @minakoarisato668 4 роки тому +33

      "We were bad but now we are good"

    • @spacetofu5306
      @spacetofu5306 4 роки тому +51

      Look if I was on the enemy team and my opponent started giving out good tea like that, I would stop fighting and take time to listen because I would be very, very, entertained and interested.

    • @allenhuang7686
      @allenhuang7686 4 роки тому +11

      @@spacetofu5306 um but the game was on pause and the guy told everyone why he wanted them to pause

    • @spacetofu5306
      @spacetofu5306 4 роки тому +9

      @@allenhuang7686 oh that makes sense

    • @xdsmile5359
      @xdsmile5359 3 роки тому +3

      Man I would've won the game with melee kills

  • @saamjaza1742
    @saamjaza1742 5 років тому +3016

    1:50 So...pretty much that scene from SpongeBob where Plankton roasts a whole family?

    • @theanomaly2587
      @theanomaly2587 5 років тому +37

      pretty much yeah

    • @littlebat10sparkles3
      @littlebat10sparkles3 5 років тому +244

      Someone should put you in a box FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER GRANDMA!!!

    • @jotarokujo852
      @jotarokujo852 5 років тому +7

      Lol

    • @jotarokujo852
      @jotarokujo852 5 років тому +6

      @@littlebat10sparkles3 lol

    • @BigBoyNoel01
      @BigBoyNoel01 5 років тому +16

      Yeah but the guys who retaliated in the argument should have just acted like adults or a logical gamer and just muted him instead of created more of a problem. You get what I mean?

  • @sunnyvang8623
    @sunnyvang8623 5 років тому +1123

    Someone on mic: Moans
    My dad: Why are you playing that game?

    • @novaneskin
      @novaneskin 5 років тому +10

      (Yeah and that someone on Mic is me) What?

    • @bvnnzies
      @bvnnzies 5 років тому +12

      I was on discord and some kid joined my voice chat and started moaning lmao

    • @Rayzu4
      @Rayzu4 5 років тому

      @@novaneskin lol why though

    • @novaneskin
      @novaneskin 5 років тому

      @@Rayzu4 bc why not

    • @Rayzu4
      @Rayzu4 5 років тому

      @@novaneskin I mean it's 🙃 for me but why get the kid in trouble lol

  • @morps47
    @morps47 4 роки тому +65

    "What was the strangest thing you heard on the mic"
    Me: **flashbacks intensifies**

  • @bababooey6521
    @bababooey6521 5 років тому +1050

    Nobody:
    Text to speech: X B O X T H R E E H U N D R E D A N D S I X T Y

    • @kenz3866
      @kenz3866 5 років тому +5

      360

    • @ShatteredWills
      @ShatteredWills 5 років тому +12

      Evan Alward i heard “ X D OX T R E E H U N D R E D A N D S T I X T Y

    • @Cardtank7274
      @Cardtank7274 5 років тому +5

      T H R E E H U N D R E D S I X T Y

    • @Naxeris
      @Naxeris 4 роки тому

      *_A N D_*

    • @monkimax
      @monkimax 4 роки тому

      oɐɯl

  • @lizzieandmocha1131
    @lizzieandmocha1131 5 років тому +1550

    I was playing ESO and accidentally pressed the attack button instead of the jump button (I was pretty new at the time) and hit a guard, and this young child comes up to me as I'm trying to dodge the guard and goes "Ma'am, do you need help?" To which I respond "Um, yeah, sure." And he starts fighting the guard and tells me to run (which I do) and he runs after me. After we were safe, he goes "Do you need any other assistance Ma'am?" And I respond "No, I think I'm good, thanks though." And he tells me to have a nice day and runs off into the sunset.
    The most wholesome experience I've ever had on a game, and one I'll remember to this day. It also shows that not all kids are bad online.

    • @Rayzu4
      @Rayzu4 5 років тому +122

      I used to do that with my monster hunter in 4 and generations we nick named ourselves the nightingale mercenaries in the later and basically just helped people and carried noobs it was alot of fun made many friends that way

    • @tdmc6428
      @tdmc6428 5 років тому +43

      Rayzu4 i tend to help out whenever I come across newbies while leveling or travelling in games, made lots of friends while teaching people the ropes

    • @tdmc6428
      @tdmc6428 5 років тому +2

      ЬLЧДҬ ԠДИ ummm ok then

    • @Rayzu4
      @Rayzu4 5 років тому +3

      @@tdmc6428 lol

    • @sabreTXC3
      @sabreTXC3 5 років тому +4

      ЬLЧДҬ ԠДИ that shit made me wheeze

  • @yeeyee7961
    @yeeyee7961 5 років тому +3817

    The guy that broke up with his girlfriend is the best lol

    • @Sypaka
      @Sypaka 5 років тому +219

      I think it was overdue. If you act like Karen, you get Karen treatment.

    • @ユノタツモリ
      @ユノタツモリ 5 років тому +82

      If I was him, she wouldn't have even made it into my apartment.

    • @svensven1398
      @svensven1398 5 років тому +8

      Ah yes would love to like but 69 so sorry

    • @yeeyee7961
      @yeeyee7961 5 років тому +23

      @@svensven1398 u can like now its 70

    • @thaungzan4286
      @thaungzan4286 5 років тому +10

      Respect

  • @Shockwave99999
    @Shockwave99999 4 роки тому +44

    The story where not only the mother started defending her kid, but grandmother too reminds me of that one episode of spongebob where plankton roasted the kid, his mom, his dad, and his grandma all at once.

    • @cybergriffin2976
      @cybergriffin2976 2 роки тому +2

      That story reminded me of that episode to.

    • @JJTHE88FAN
      @JJTHE88FAN 2 роки тому +1

      Omg that does remind me of that episode

    • @JJTHE88FAN
      @JJTHE88FAN 2 роки тому +1

      Omg that does remind me of that episode

    • @JJTHE88FAN
      @JJTHE88FAN 2 роки тому +1

      Omg that does remind me of that episode

    • @beastmaster0934
      @beastmaster0934 Рік тому +1

      One of them should’ve responded with “Someone should put you in a box, floating down the river grandma!”

  • @niche8137
    @niche8137 5 років тому +301

    "So what did it taste like?"
    *"Blood."*

    • @caseyhall2320
      @caseyhall2320 5 років тому +14

      I had to freaking pause and laugh for a solid minute from that one lol

    • @niche8137
      @niche8137 5 років тому +6

      @@caseyhall2320 _le perfect response_

    • @FutureMan420Blazer
      @FutureMan420Blazer 4 роки тому

      SHHIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeEEETT

    • @Its_Vanover
      @Its_Vanover 4 роки тому

      I’m stealing this catchphrase

    • @gman2506
      @gman2506 4 роки тому

      Uhhh, wha...what?

  • @MMW1299
    @MMW1299 5 років тому +906

    That one with the 3 generations deserves an "entitled parents award".
    Also I would have cussed at them with my whole vocabulary of cuss words🚫🧢

  • @rxrexe2687
    @rxrexe2687 5 років тому +222

    “Gamers of Reddit...”
    Oh boy, this is gonna be something

  • @smugumin3448
    @smugumin3448 4 роки тому +36

    "The kangaroo is loose again" sounds like a codeword for something else and I love it

  • @fragman3216
    @fragman3216 5 років тому +1392

    Nobody:
    text to speech: Y O U S A Y O U S A Y O U S A

    • @irishman3406
      @irishman3406 4 роки тому +3

      You sa are bad sa at autocorrect sa!

    • @waynekur6487
      @waynekur6487 4 роки тому +13

      @@irishman3406 fuck you jar jar

    • @Matt_6781
      @Matt_6781 4 роки тому +1

      Low quality Pic of a Chain Chomp Yousa bombad

    • @irishman3406
      @irishman3406 4 роки тому +2

      @@waynekur6487 AAAAAAAA

    • @H20Dev
      @H20Dev 4 роки тому +2

      @@waynekur6487 me sa can speak ?

  • @ohsoverytired5635
    @ohsoverytired5635 5 років тому +401

    I had a guy who thought he muted his mic take the longest piss i've ever heard, like 2+ minutes of waterfall.

    • @jeremiahbriney4899
      @jeremiahbriney4899 5 років тому +3

      Haha

    • @danieltanuwijaya7675
      @danieltanuwijaya7675 5 років тому +17

      Damn, he probably held it for a really long time.

    • @j_lamp
      @j_lamp 5 років тому +7

      Me and my friends used to leave our mics on on purpose back in the Xbox days

    • @averagespymain7784
      @averagespymain7784 5 років тому +8

      "Hi, i'm Murdoc Niccals from Gorillaz"

    • @Stony1999
      @Stony1999 5 років тому +3

      The random gamer what?

  • @bugsy0422
    @bugsy0422 5 років тому +2696

    Overheard a great convo on GTA once
    “What’s your name?”
    “Lauren”
    “Oh, nice. I used to have a girlfriend called Lauren. She was 14”
    (long silence)
    “I WAS ALSO 14”
    Edit: guys can you shut up

  • @tyler9703
    @tyler9703 4 роки тому +265

    "Gamers of Reddit"
    So, literally every single person on Reddit?

  • @Captornite
    @Captornite 5 років тому +423

    I once heard a man moaning as his dog was “barking”, it was nerve wrecking

  • @lxverdant1837
    @lxverdant1837 5 років тому +2522

    0:29 Everybody gangsta until your mom hears you shout the F word

  • @teodorslavchev9708
    @teodorslavchev9708 5 років тому +771

    In my language my name can be said as Pedo, so when I was trying my luck with a woman, one friend came in the voice chat and said:
    Hi pedo, I heard you've been touching little girls again.
    I sometimes bring this up and watch him just laughing till he drops.

    • @koladeac6990
      @koladeac6990 5 років тому +4

      Lmao

    • @aidensmiley9732
      @aidensmiley9732 5 років тому +4

      italian?

    • @Someone-gy2rd
      @Someone-gy2rd 5 років тому +5

      Is your last name Speedo?

    • @teodorslavchev9708
      @teodorslavchev9708 5 років тому +10

      @@aidensmiley9732 no Bulgarian, I am Theodor but Tedo for short and the E is like in elephant and pedo is also like that

    • @dandanthedandan7558
      @dandanthedandan7558 5 років тому +1

      @@teodorslavchev9708 which e in elephant?

  • @roninhcfb5501
    @roninhcfb5501 4 роки тому +30

    Heard this:" Hey Will, grab me Pepsi! Oh man, oh yes that feels nice. Give me more coke!" Heard this on a GTA online server, as expected.

  • @blonded0532
    @blonded0532 5 років тому +335

    “And everyone on voice chat just went uwu”

  • @juliemittel3931
    @juliemittel3931 5 років тому +606

    When your kid won't stop playing gta so you start having sex: *modern problems require modern solutions*

    • @C.Dickey
      @C.Dickey 5 років тому +53

      Patrick Mittel
      Issue is it’s not a solution as it creates more kids
      Modern problems require ancient solutions
      Someone grab the long sword

    • @RavensReverie
      @RavensReverie 5 років тому +6

      @@C.Dickey Lmao

    • @painedfetus8210
      @painedfetus8210 5 років тому +3

      That shouldnt be on UA-cam with its strict rules. They should really know better.

    • @catisnotadog9256
      @catisnotadog9256 5 років тому

      Haha

    • @justsomestormtrooperwithin872
      @justsomestormtrooperwithin872 5 років тому

      @@C.Dickey but sure tis not upgraded yet

  • @tacticex5300
    @tacticex5300 5 років тому +171

    "Gotta take 20, our kangaroo is loose again... :/" THAT HAD ME LAUGHING SO HARD!

  • @tacotaco1239
    @tacotaco1239 4 роки тому +67

    Weirdest thing I ever heard was a kid in a GTA 5 lobby bragging about how he smoked weed. He then proceeded to inhale some and promptly died.

    • @skitten4671
      @skitten4671 4 роки тому +3

      ok

    • @nuggiebug2013
      @nuggiebug2013 3 роки тому +3

      What- he died live on gta vc?

    • @tacotaco1239
      @tacotaco1239 3 роки тому +27

      No, he didn’t literally die. He coughed his guts out for about 10 minutes.

    • @nuggiebug2013
      @nuggiebug2013 3 роки тому +2

      @@tacotaco1239 ngl it would have been some instant karma right there if he had died

    • @lukelyall5879
      @lukelyall5879 3 роки тому +7

      @@tacotaco1239 he wanted to be snoop dog

  • @flameindigo8035
    @flameindigo8035 5 років тому +598

    “Okay, meet me near-“
    (loud boom)
    “Fu-“
    (leaves game)

  • @merlmermer
    @merlmermer 5 років тому +483

    Some Russian kid was screaming "Hit me daddy" in pubg while I was hitting him with a pan

  • @ShaneSudia
    @ShaneSudia 5 років тому +319

    *”And everyone on Voice Chat just went UwU”*

  • @genjzee
    @genjzee 4 роки тому +31

    "Mommy, im hungry"
    *Not now, Mommy's raiding*

  • @J37-q4s
    @J37-q4s 5 років тому +618

    “We were playing Advanced Warfare”
    Holy shit I legitimately forgot this game existed for the last 2 years.

    • @evelynlonely
      @evelynlonely 5 років тому +21

      NobleWarrior 04 F to pay respects

    • @jimmyalone3190
      @jimmyalone3190 5 років тому +1

      Relatable

    • @achrafelgharss8044
      @achrafelgharss8044 5 років тому +1

      NobleWarrior 04 We didnt need that reminder of THAT game😔

    • @timwood5398
      @timwood5398 5 років тому +5

      NobleWarrior 04 I loved advanced it was actually one of my favourite cods

    • @achrafelgharss8044
      @achrafelgharss8044 5 років тому +8

      Ethan Of astora If u think AW was better than bo1/2 or all the modern warfares idk if I can see you as an equal😂

  • @_Nekronos_
    @_Nekronos_ 5 років тому +337

    I was playing TF2 and two of my teammates suddenly apologized and had to leave because the tornado sirens were going off

    • @gameseeker6307
      @gameseeker6307 5 років тому +5

      Smart if it was an actual threat

    • @relicz
      @relicz 5 років тому +3

      I live in tornado alley, but in one of the less intense parts (Louisiana). I have yet to hear a tornado siren go off.

    • @raylinbishop7220
      @raylinbishop7220 5 років тому +1

      I literally looked outside and watched the tornado form then went back inside shrugging my shoulders, it happens so often and normally doesn’t hit my town so it doesnt bother us

    • @_Nekronos_
      @_Nekronos_ 5 років тому +3

      Raylin Bishop oh yeah they didn’t have any fear in their voices, just “well, shit. Guess I’m logging off”

    • @raylinbishop7220
      @raylinbishop7220 5 років тому

      Gustavus Adolphus makes since if they live in tornado alley

  • @mxru27
    @mxru27 5 років тому +425

    I was once entered a party full of kids playing Minecraft almost immediately I heard someone say "dude you should watch turtle sex they be going super sayan"

    • @vin_uranus1603
      @vin_uranus1603 5 років тому +12

      @FlimsyFlim 😂

    • @thevengefulone57
      @thevengefulone57 5 років тому +11

      WHAT. THE. EVERLOVING. SHIT.

    • @Diwanthara
      @Diwanthara 5 років тому +6

      Your profile picture is just my reaction to your comment xD

    • @bloodraven6250
      @bloodraven6250 5 років тому +2

      Sry pardon?

    • @JERKOFFTOPOMNI
      @JERKOFFTOPOMNI 5 років тому +10

      I was playing minecraft on a christian server and then a random kid yells in the mic "FUCK" and everyone starts cussing then the owner banned them all

  • @ZeroGravity935
    @ZeroGravity935 4 роки тому +56

    0:45
    Perfect example of a karen judging others and gets mad when they get judged

  • @BlakeAtStake
    @BlakeAtStake 5 років тому +961

    Nobody.
    Not even a single soul.
    Text to speech pronouncing USA as YOU-SA

    • @oddnwmbers
      @oddnwmbers 5 років тому +19

      Get out Jar Jar Binks. You're not needed right now.

    • @Gregory_Swan
      @Gregory_Swan 5 років тому +1

      ...ck

    • @interlamer7480
      @interlamer7480 5 років тому +10

      I personally find another quirk of this text-to-speech software more funny. Specifically, the fact that it pronounces coworker as cow orca.

    • @eggwith50ksubs80
      @eggwith50ksubs80 5 років тому

      Mick

    • @hel0fthen0rth19
      @hel0fthen0rth19 5 років тому

      Gosh I'm the 1000th like

  • @therealbeeve
    @therealbeeve 5 років тому +788

    Mother: IT’S A BAD INFLUENCE FOR MY CHILD IF YOU SWEAR
    Also Mother: MY CHILD CAN DO AND SAY WHATEVER HE WANTS
    Holy cow 227 likes

    • @19martincito73
      @19martincito73 5 років тому +27

      That part literally made me laugh and made me frustrated at the same time

    • @IamINERT
      @IamINERT 5 років тому +17

      People like those shouldn't have kids

    • @maxwell9561
      @maxwell9561 5 років тому +9

      karen, is that you?

    • @oktarianist6174
      @oktarianist6174 5 років тому +8

      I smell r/entitledparents

    • @alphachad872
      @alphachad872 5 років тому

      UK Ball it’s a Karen

  • @hash1ra_okami980
    @hash1ra_okami980 5 років тому +389

    "Voice chat just went OOOOOOOHHH"
    Robot: "voice chat just went OwO"

  • @BlyatifulButter
    @BlyatifulButter 4 роки тому +11

    **Gamer locked out of his apartment got help from his fellow gamers and was able to get inside**
    Media: *i’ll pretend i didnt see that*

  • @DragonTamer0129
    @DragonTamer0129 5 років тому +309

    "The kangaroo is loose again" that one got me. Almost choked on my drink

    • @quinshorethebuttwizardtrue1843
      @quinshorethebuttwizardtrue1843 5 років тому +1

      I wonder if he's the same guy as the one who also owns a lemur from the legal home invasions vid.

    • @paraskaikessa597
      @paraskaikessa597 5 років тому

      No you didnt choke -.- nobody does

    • @Calibre-s3g
      @Calibre-s3g 5 років тому

      @@paraskaikessa597 When saying "almost choked on something" it's not meant in a literal sense (usually), but as a figure of speech. Though technically speaking, it is possible to choke not only on solid things like food for instance but also on liquids, even to the point of dying, in which case the muscles of the bronchus can completely close the airways until the liquid, food or any other matter is expelled. Choking on liquid is commonly referred to as liquid-induced bronchospasm.

  • @Redgy221
    @Redgy221 5 років тому +362

    I remember one time I was playing Overwatch late at night and some kid in the voice chat parent’s were fighting and about three minutes later I heard a gunshot and that kid left the game three seconds after I still think about this too this day

  • @nytey540
    @nytey540 5 років тому +227

    Someone told my friend “You aim like Michael J Fox on a roller coaster.”

  • @frostcore2214
    @frostcore2214 3 роки тому +10

    About a year ago, when I was into valorant, I solo queued into a ranked game with some guy on the other team being super toxic. One round, I decided to save and delay the round until the timer ran out to try and talk to the guy, essentially throwing a couple rounds (I explained to my teammates what I was doing, and they were cool with it. We had a 10-1 lead anyways) At first, I got the usual “go fk yourself” but eventually I got him to open up. Turns out, he was going through some rough sht. His girlfriend turned out to be pretty scummy and one of his friends died about a month prior. We all gave him our sincerest condolences and I offered to add him as a friend after the game. After that, we resumed the game as normal, and added him afterwards.
    Lesson here: being nice is a always a good thing to do

  • @AnonymousAnonymous-ir4ko
    @AnonymousAnonymous-ir4ko 5 років тому +99

    I love that story with the guy breaking up with his girlfriend. Love how the whole chat was involved and even updating the drama to the other team XD

    • @enderchicken228
      @enderchicken228 4 роки тому +3

      Wiktoria Chmielewska ive seen this story before, but it was reversed. The girl broke up with the guy.

  • @thanosthiccums7277
    @thanosthiccums7277 5 років тому +171

    In the middle of a Search and Destroy match in Bo2, a dude farted in his mic, 10 seconds of silence later, the lobby bursts into laughter.

    • @damnitsolomon7371
      @damnitsolomon7371 5 років тому +3

      Thicc Thanos why am I laughing why the fuck am I laughing

  • @TechTomson
    @TechTomson 5 років тому +102

    I was playing a PS3 game online and there was about 8 of us and these two men had a 15 mins argument on who was the biggest Pink Floyd fan

    • @cassiebarber4669
      @cassiebarber4669 5 років тому +2

      lol sounds like i be a part of that argument

    • @CdoggsGaming
      @CdoggsGaming 5 років тому

      well thats an understandable one in my case

  • @jz4163
    @jz4163 2 роки тому +10

    11:52 hits different now

  • @quack9355
    @quack9355 5 років тому +248

    Boi: You, you two ups for a raid.
    Dem (1): Nah, can't mate. Kangaroos on the loose.
    Boi: Shit... how bout you, Privet ?
    Dem (2): I can't, comrade. *MY COUNTRY CALLS FOR ME*

    • @Pajdas610
      @Pajdas610 5 років тому

      What.

    • @saddestcatboy
      @saddestcatboy 5 років тому

      @Suga's grandpa dance Infired me so hard ARMY?? :0

    • @Dots_The_Demon_Lord
      @Dots_The_Demon_Lord 2 роки тому

      When you all use the term 'raid'
      Which game do you refer to?

    • @dyingstar3899
      @dyingstar3899 2 роки тому

      @@Dots_The_Demon_Lord usually that would be an mmo and since it was from 3 years ago, I think it was most likely world of warcraft

    • @Dots_The_Demon_Lord
      @Dots_The_Demon_Lord 2 роки тому

      @@dyingstar3899 mhmm, it probably is the case

  • @junyouhans
    @junyouhans 5 років тому +590

    Guy on mic: (logical response)
    Frikin Boomer:stop or I’ll call the cops

    • @PasscodeAdvance
      @PasscodeAdvance 5 років тому +18

      Boomers with their old fashioned brains

    • @andrwwyd6633
      @andrwwyd6633 5 років тому +6

      *Ok boomer*

    • @MrFatmanlarry
      @MrFatmanlarry 5 років тому +6

      OK BOOMER

    • @CharlieFoxtrot
      @CharlieFoxtrot 5 років тому +6

      WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY,,,, MILLIBERAL SNOWFLAK...? KIDS THESE DAYS DON'T HAVE DISCIPLINE I'M GONA KICK YUR ASS FOR PLAYING SONY NINTENDO AT THE SAM TIME AS MY CHILD,,, I'M CALLING TEH COPS #THINBLUELINE. GODBLESS
      -CHARLIE, 1985 USMC SEMPER.FI

    • @agamer1970
      @agamer1970 5 років тому

      Hanz According to text to speech man its actually “Guy on mick:

  • @niftythelynx
    @niftythelynx 5 років тому +399

    Ukrainian guy tho "War has broken out" pretty spooky

    • @Limebee_
      @Limebee_ 5 років тому +16

      I live in Russia near the Ukrainian border. During this conflicts i was a little bit nervous that the real war may begin

    • @hungershovel4357
      @hungershovel4357 5 років тому +3

      I can imagine how awkward it would have been if the enemy country Ukraine is fighting was also in the same group chat.

    • @zygard1621
      @zygard1621 5 років тому

      @@hungershovel4357 Enemy country is Russia, so, a lot of russian play games...

    • @a1b3a3c14nbcv
      @a1b3a3c14nbcv 5 років тому

      @@Limebee_ nice profile picture

  • @sinoda1194
    @sinoda1194 3 роки тому +12

    I highly respect the guy who broke up with his gf. That story should be a lesson to everyone, don’t be a Karen.

  • @ravenclawesome9093
    @ravenclawesome9093 5 років тому +863

    1:49
    "Hey, you can't talk to my grandson like that! Someone oughta put you in a mental hospital!"
    *"Someone should put you in a box floatin' down the river grandma!"*

  • @_brandon_jean_8032
    @_brandon_jean_8032 5 років тому +210

    CS GO: *exists*
    Russian kid with 800 ping: "im about to end this mans whole career"

  • @Swagmaster65
    @Swagmaster65 5 років тому +271

    0:50 reminds me of the spongebob episode where plankton destroys an entire family with words.

    • @macrro
      @macrro 5 років тому +2

      Which eposide is it

    • @ghostygamer8604
      @ghostygamer8604 5 років тому +2

      Ha ha i rememeber that

    • @nem6191
      @nem6191 5 років тому +2

      The nostalgia

    • @nem6191
      @nem6191 5 років тому +3

      FatFaggot It is the episode when spongebob finds a submarine

    • @nem6191
      @nem6191 5 років тому +2

      Forget what it is called

  • @sam-rh6bz
    @sam-rh6bz 3 роки тому +4

    Lmao "pause please,need to break up with my GF" LMAOOOOO

  • @CarpeNoctem135
    @CarpeNoctem135 5 років тому +184

    “Stop cursing at us or we will call the police”
    All they have to do is either switch lobbies/servers or literally PUT THE HEADSET DOWN
    Imagine someone calling the cops on you because they don’t like your tone.

    • @usernamenumbers6652
      @usernamenumbers6652 5 років тому +19

      Carpe Noctem Some girl seriously threatened to call the police because she thought Islam was a race. I was called a racist because I said Islam was a religion.

    • @CarpeNoctem135
      @CarpeNoctem135 5 років тому +19

      Darkstealthgamer you can’t argue with stupid, well you can but you can’t win

    • @usernamenumbers6652
      @usernamenumbers6652 5 років тому +8

      Carpe Noctem Yeah, I also argued with someone because he thought wolves couldn’t bark.

    • @CarpeNoctem135
      @CarpeNoctem135 5 років тому +7

      Darkstealthgamer I once had a girl ask me if you could get drunk off the sun because she thought UV light is the same as UV vodka.

    • @usernamenumbers6652
      @usernamenumbers6652 5 років тому +6

      Carpe Noctem oof, sounds like she’d been using that UV vodka.

  • @mAUoalajkso
    @mAUoalajkso 5 років тому +127

    I was playing COD BO3, guy said “MY AC JUST FELL OUT THE WINDOW!”

  • @crispe2k519
    @crispe2k519 5 років тому +545

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    The voice: OVER THE MIKKK

    • @literallynobody1150
      @literallynobody1150 5 років тому +1

      hi...

    • @agavesauce2.04
      @agavesauce2.04 5 років тому +1

      @@literallynobody1150 you must get a lot of internet shit. dont think we dont notice you tho brother.i'll always be there for you my dude

  • @Sh4d0wAntrax1TTV
    @Sh4d0wAntrax1TTV 4 роки тому +5

    Once I was playing World of Tanks and I started singing "We Are the Champions" by Queen, next thing I know, my whole team was singing along.

  • @mysticalpineapple7263
    @mysticalpineapple7263 5 років тому +446

    “Are you my brothers friend?”
    “No.”
    “oh”

    • @TheBugDumb
      @TheBugDumb 5 років тому +16

      Wait a minute who ARE you?

    • @theejasonbourne6308
      @theejasonbourne6308 5 років тому +6

      After he said no I was like
      *Are you sure about that*

    • @kingdomecthulhu8738
      @kingdomecthulhu8738 5 років тому +1

      Still guy whent above the call of duty achievement unlocked hello operator???

    • @CartoonyPirate
      @CartoonyPirate 5 років тому

      @@kingdomecthulhu8738 lol

    • @NKGAMING-ri4qm
      @NKGAMING-ri4qm 5 років тому

      I would say well I man now

  • @ely7150
    @ely7150 5 років тому +493

    No one:
    Robotic Voice: *PRONOUNCES MIC AS MIK*

  • @John-TV_Random-Videos
    @John-TV_Random-Videos 5 років тому +757

    Nobody, Literally Nobody:
    Text To Speech Voice: XBOX THREE HUNDRED SIXTY

  • @smug2525
    @smug2525 2 роки тому +2

    The dude who broke up with his GF is a literal chad, and the entire lobby agreeing with him that his gold digger gf is awful? Just pure bro energy right there.

  • @Wanderingwalker-ke6mg
    @Wanderingwalker-ke6mg 5 років тому +130

    My current missus caught her ex cheating when she intended to add him on Xbox as a surprise, however he immediately flirted with her before she revealed her identity, anyways 6 weeks later they plan to meet up and yes, she turned up and scorned him brutally in public.

    • @rtsa4633
      @rtsa4633 5 років тому +17

      Imagine cheating on your gf with someone that you dont know other than what's on their gaming profile.

    • @Wanderingwalker-ke6mg
      @Wanderingwalker-ke6mg 5 років тому +11

      Yeah it was entertaining reading the old messages where the dude tried to justify it 😂

    • @niamhgreatdane
      @niamhgreatdane 5 років тому +1

      Sad a friend had that sort of happen. Brutal divorce.

  • @natzu4136
    @natzu4136 5 років тому +965

    My cousin and his friends seeing who's moan is more feminine.

    • @GvGGJhftuzsybq7q7z
      @GvGGJhftuzsybq7q7z 4 роки тому +60

      Wtf 😂😂😂😂

    • @trashchild5945
      @trashchild5945 4 роки тому +29

      WHY

    • @legion3408
      @legion3408 4 роки тому +41

      Lmao xD my cousins moan or voice in general sounds so feminine some of my friends dont believe his a boy when they hear him in my video's background

    • @p.oookie
      @p.oookie 4 роки тому +18

      * W H E E Z E *

    • @shibagaming7099
      @shibagaming7099 4 роки тому +14

      I would probably beat all of you.

  • @jesx
    @jesx 5 років тому +1625

    Who needs shooter games in ukraine when you can litterally *go outside*

    • @jesx
      @jesx 5 років тому +210

      @RagingThunder hardcore mode

    • @cantthinkofagoodnameforthi1645
      @cantthinkofagoodnameforthi1645 5 років тому +70

      jesx
      For the true gamers

    • @svrona7696
      @svrona7696 5 років тому +38

      @@cantthinkofagoodnameforthi1645 only chads can survive it

    • @megf8313
      @megf8313 5 років тому +4

      NO

    • @bignutfeller5032
      @bignutfeller5032 5 років тому +7

      @@megf8313 here before it been 1 min to your reply

  • @EaterOfGeese
    @EaterOfGeese 3 роки тому +1

    6:46 "AND WHY DOES YOUR ROOM SMELL LIKE POOP!?"
    alternative response: "BECAUSE YOU ARE IN IT NOT GET THE HECK OUT"

  • @ricardoramos4514
    @ricardoramos4514 5 років тому +286

    I was doing a raid on destiny and some guy says he needs to go to the restroom and the man brings his mic with him and just starts pissing

    • @NEXT_1N
      @NEXT_1N 5 років тому +19

      Ricardo Ramos guys so we are going to use whisper here and
      That guy: fucking destroys the living shit out of his ass.

    • @montyleblanc8776
      @montyleblanc8776 5 років тому +6

      Ricardo Ramos I do that.

    • @AmbiCahira
      @AmbiCahira 5 років тому +5

      Guys do this during phone calls with girls too. If they do so with women they want to impress I can only imagine what "just guys" get to ear whitness.

    • @og1314
      @og1314 5 років тому +3

      Thats dedication

    • @aidedwarrior2413
      @aidedwarrior2413 5 років тому +4

      lol same
      but i mute

  • @JBrotsis1
    @JBrotsis1 5 років тому +267

    What a coincidence. I heard that same “do you like dragons?” joke in the lobby of Halo Reach multiplayer for my first time. Executed perfectly on an unsuspecting 11 year old. Had both teams dying.

  • @ItsBarrVRC
    @ItsBarrVRC 5 років тому +241

    7:00 out of the blue? That's an everyday experience for me whenever I play any game that includes german WW2 equipment or vehicles.

    • @droidbot6284
      @droidbot6284 5 років тому +11

      There was one time I was playing Verdun, a WW1 shooter, and a guy was just screaming propaganda in a semi-german accent, and it was absolutely hilarious. I'm so glad I recorded it.

    • @colatheprotogen3744
      @colatheprotogen3744 5 років тому +1

      Recording or it didn’t happen

    • @killedb4ucme
      @killedb4ucme 5 років тому +1

      @@colatheprotogen3744 click on his pfp

    • @theshanamaster
      @theshanamaster 5 років тому +1

      @@droidbot6284bro, I was playing foxhole, there was at least a handful of guys that would blare music fitting to whatever they were doing, some guy mining to big rock candy mountain. some guy blaring rock music doing logistics, random dudes every once inawhile doing warcalls, its great.

    • @cretaceouscrusader661
      @cretaceouscrusader661 5 років тому +1

      I play Erika every single time i'm in a german tank on World of Tanks.

  • @Jemron_Labes
    @Jemron_Labes 4 роки тому +9

    One time I was playing an online match and I heard someone with an open mic in the background saying *COCAINNNNNNEEE*

    • @shibagaming7099
      @shibagaming7099 3 роки тому +1

      It would be better funnier if he yelled COCAINE BITCH

  • @WTFisTingispingis
    @WTFisTingispingis 5 років тому +128

    "American Revolution 2: Freedom Rings Twice."
    That is magnificent.

  • @waifu_savior4348
    @waifu_savior4348 5 років тому +238

    Kid: hey man, do you like dragons?
    OP: yeah i guess
    Kid: im boutta end this mans whole career

    • @juggernogsoda4515
      @juggernogsoda4515 5 років тому

      Samsung Galaxy Smart Refrigerator ight imma head out

    • @nubsity620
      @nubsity620 5 років тому +5

      oh yeah, its all comin' together

    • @h5skb4ru41
      @h5skb4ru41 5 років тому +2

      Gotta give it to him, that was straight up Savage.

  • @MADPAOFFICIAL
    @MADPAOFFICIAL 5 років тому +308

    All jokes aside, having his headset after locking hinself outside couldve seriously saved his life...love the internet

    • @MarksterC
      @MarksterC 4 роки тому

      crazy to think about huh

    • @justsomeunicornwithinterne6490
      @justsomeunicornwithinterne6490 4 роки тому

      *karen has entered the chat*

    • @Rouven41
      @Rouven41 4 роки тому +1

      Couldn`t he just asked neigbours to stay at their house for 1 or 2 hours?

    • @Cooldude-ko7ps
      @Cooldude-ko7ps 3 роки тому +1

      @@Rouven41 nowadays neighbours usually don’t really know eachother very well.

    • @Rouven41
      @Rouven41 3 роки тому

      @@Cooldude-ko7ps Yea, but its a life and death situation lol.

  • @KanekiKen-mu4nu
    @KanekiKen-mu4nu 3 роки тому +23

    "Shes telling us how we are setting a bad example for her child."
    "She started yelling at us saying her kid can do anything he wants."

  • @itzuthesilkwing1694
    @itzuthesilkwing1694 5 років тому +785

    Damn, that second story sounds like it belongs on r/entitledparents.

    • @xtonibx5770
      @xtonibx5770 5 років тому +84

      I can't imagine having a kindergartener child say shit like that and then have the nerve to yell at somebody else for swearing to him.
      What a terrible parent.

    • @RayyanAshraf
      @RayyanAshraf 5 років тому +27

      More like r/entitledparents 2 generation edition.

    • @RayyanAshraf
      @RayyanAshraf 5 років тому +28

      @@xtonibx5770 his mom was probably raised that way too judging by his grandma saying she is a good parent and they can do whatever they want.

    • @jakesgaming682
      @jakesgaming682 5 років тому

      333 votes~

    • @bellenesatan
      @bellenesatan 5 років тому +2

      r/entitledgrandparents too

  • @Gaming_Bits_
    @Gaming_Bits_ 5 років тому +220

    3:19 "and everyone on voice chat went *UwU* "
    gotta love TTS

  • @scottdevnull5778
    @scottdevnull5778 5 років тому +287

    TF2-all heavys, you know what's next, soviet anthem on mic as we rolled the payload without ever stopping

    • @stuffynose5385
      @stuffynose5385 5 років тому +1

      Hahaha rush a funny🤣🤣😥😥😂🤣🤣😂

    • @weebaverage3026
      @weebaverage3026 5 років тому +14

      As all Heavys should *salutes in sandvitch*

    • @kromsukit
      @kromsukit 5 років тому

      Did you do it on the snow payload map? We did it one time against a team of pubstompers and totally destroyed them.

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis 5 років тому +2

      Blyatiful.

    • @c00t_doggo
      @c00t_doggo 5 років тому +1

      Hmmm, sandwich makes me strong!

  • @deadocmike1
    @deadocmike1 8 місяців тому +1

    Best thing was me trying to play COD online in a group (I’m 52) and I’m doing my best and I heard someone say “who is “my username” ??? He sucks!!” Nothing like getting trashed by a preteen in your 50s.

  • @SpringLockKitty
    @SpringLockKitty 5 років тому +525

    The weirdest thing i heard was:
    " CAN YOU COME HERE?"
    "WHAT MOM?"
    "YOUR BROTHER HAS HIV ON HIS LIPS!"
    "BUT HES 2??"

  • @JakeTheTankmaster
    @JakeTheTankmaster 5 років тому +189

    A few months ago,
    Me and the *🅱OYS* (about 5 of us) playin GTA Online, and one goes to the bathroom with his headset still on. We could hear everything.

    • @oddnwmbers
      @oddnwmbers 5 років тому +5

      oh god

    • @EliCoolio317
      @EliCoolio317 5 років тому +6

      my squad does that all the time lmao

    • @aseud8713
      @aseud8713 5 років тому +4

      @@EliCoolio317 same it'll be late and im like aight i gotta piss hold on, and then procide to piss with my mic on

    • @ivan_2k1
      @ivan_2k1 5 років тому

      @@aseud8713 that's a classic lol

    • @joshuam5678
      @joshuam5678 5 років тому

      I do that all the fucking time you’re not special

  • @roqm0z666
    @roqm0z666 5 років тому +56

    Dude: *breaks up with girlfriend loudly and dramatically*
    Team: *Pog champ*

  • @cocolete_pan
    @cocolete_pan 2 роки тому +1

    Broken Arm: somewhat normal.
    Roof on Fire: barley normal.
    Loose kangaroo: what the fuck?

  • @buzzedup8299
    @buzzedup8299 5 років тому +189

    W-wait a minute, all those channels are easy money makers. You get a vocal plugin, any editing software and a nice description.

    • @Alinitycat
      @Alinitycat 5 років тому +2

      Yep

    • @voidofspaceandtime4684
      @voidofspaceandtime4684 5 років тому +24

      you get a bot to auto grab reddit comments, randomly select some top voted replies, and make some iconography to make the channel "your own" then have a stock text to speech bot read all of the reddit comments. Easiest and some of the most boring shit ever.

    • @absolutezero6190
      @absolutezero6190 5 років тому +6

      Void of Space and Time it's ridiculous, they're stealing content from Reddit

    • @Slyfoxx
      @Slyfoxx 5 років тому +4

      @@voidofspaceandtime4684 you're here, aren't you? It works, and if it was as boring as you say, you wouldn't be here

    • @lok4890
      @lok4890 5 років тому +2

      @@voidofspaceandtime4684 void can i farm a little bit on you? I want level up my Nekros prime

  • @Rimchy
    @Rimchy 5 років тому +397

    3:19
    “And everyone on voice chat just went * UwU * “

    • @aerothallji6514
      @aerothallji6514 5 років тому +7

      Birb

    • @Rimchy
      @Rimchy 5 років тому +1

      Aerothall Ji, thop bully 😡👊

    • @spoozy09
      @spoozy09 5 років тому +2

      Aerothall Ji
      Stop it you’re killing him

    • @ppinurbutt6488
      @ppinurbutt6488 5 років тому +2

      To me it sounded like an 'owo'

    • @agavesauce2.04
      @agavesauce2.04 5 років тому +1

      this is one of the few comments i have ever seen that actually made me laugh. thank you

  • @terratheterribl
    @terratheterribl 5 років тому +371

    I love how the voice pronounced "Xbox 360" as "Zzssbox three hundred and sixty"

  • @austinkniga-bartlett8657
    @austinkniga-bartlett8657 4 роки тому +7

    My favorite would have to be Charlie, a cat, chewing on the car and the guy on the mic was telling him to stop and spit it out, even through the static.