Funniest Things Gamers Overheard From Another Player's Mic (r/AskReddit)
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Outro Music Used (It's one of the 4 below):
Takeuchi Mariya - Plastic Love (Night Tempo 100% Pure Remastered)
• Takeuchi Mariya - Plas...
Mariya Takeuchi 竹内まりや - Shiawase no Monosashi (VANTAGE// Edit)
• Video
Anri - Remember Summer Days (MACROSS 82-99 Bootleg)
• Anri - Remember Summer...
Takeuchi Mariya - Miracle Love (Night Tempo 100% Pure Remastered)
• Takeuchi Mariya - Mira...
Weed Seagull : *Hits a gigantic bong rip*
Enemies : Why do i hear boss music?
I hope this guy is on xb1 i want to add weed seagull
lol I can’t stop laughing how that’d sound in real life 😂
Like a darks souls type music hahaha
its on 420 no one like it
I liked it but it made it 421 likes and i dare not disrespect Weed Seagull
Weed Seagull: an absolute legend.
Ryan Annis I vouce weed makes you play better, only sativa
Wha?
I gotta meet him but like on Minecraft
I’m so sad I have never met him
Weed Seagull?
*weedgull*
Weed Seagull: *hits bong*
*awkward silence*
*megalovania starts playing*
Enemy team: why do I hear boss music?
Bong Berzerker mode activated!
*giornos theme
SoulBlast35 yeah sorry
Oh no
"Shit we're about to lose the match!"
Weed Seagull: "I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move"
A simple spell but quite unbreakable
Christian Martino hahaha
*Outstanding move*
If this man comes online (some 10 years later) he would carry the f ing team with a god damn pro move
I was playing GTA online, and I heard this guy whisper really quietly
"I'm a pickle ni**a." and heard the loudest CRONCH CRONCH CRONCH of a pickle I've ever heard.
I dont know why but this made me laugh so hard just now
It made me laugh hard too
Same I laughed so hard my stepbother got alarmed
I cried so hard, my tongue got unstuck in the toaster.
I plug my mic in whenever i hear someone talking never want to miss the gold.
Roses are red
This vid is long
We losing on overwatch till weed seagul hits the bong
Originality +1
Biggie Cheese
Yes
Bars
Till we hit the trees and look like Vietnamese people
Achievement unlocked!
Ill Flow
+1 internet awarded
I was playing overwatch and I didn't know I was in game chat.
I said "sweet home alabama" and somebody chimed in with: "where my sister is my mom". I completely lost it laughing for about 10min.
Just imagine the whole Squad After him Singing In sync XD
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my... Fucking ... Ribs dude. I am dying. Gahahahaha
thank you weed seagull for your service
*salutes in seagullish*
F
Merciless_OW weed seagull is the mvp
Some say he's still out there helping people reach a new rank
Merciless_OW *Salutes*
Weed Seagull: I am not the Messiah
Everyone in the comments: *HE IS THE MESSIAH*
Weed Seagull: NOW FUCK OFF!
Everyone in the comments: How do we fuck off, sir?
Weed Seagull: *Hits a FAT bong rip.*
Also Weed Seagull: Oh? You're approaching me?
Weed seagull when a player he killed returns: "you couldn't live with your failure, and where did it bring you? Back to me."
*is this a jojo refference?*
Instead of running away, you're getting closer to me?
@@jamiezenin Weed Seagull: I cant beat the shit out of you without getting closer
Mei went from weak to power with the power of 90 SECOND B O N G R I P.
EVERYBODY GANGSTA
TILL ONE OF THE ENEMY PLAYERS HITS THE BONG
Wow man I've heard that before
TOP TEXT
BOTTOM TEXT
Me and thr boys on mic: Is that the bong!?! *Oh shit we've awakened weed seagul*
True
Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait.
*JASON AND WEED SEAGULL*
gatling pea and the stump nigga
My fucking Name is Jason to ( ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ )
DeadlyBacon and Weed_Seagull
Jason is so proud of you
AwesomeKid and weedseagull
"I never saw Weed Seagull again, but I couldn't have done it without him"
Weed Seagull, the man, the myth, the legend
TheWeedSeagull27
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@@exorruination yes!
@@hammywhammy9947 aye
47?
Enemy team: winning
Weed seagle:*bong*
Weed seagle: I'm not trapped in this game with you, youre trapped in this game with me.
I've never done weed directly (refuse to) but one time my friends (who were potheads) made brownies and I accidentally ate one without know they had weed in them.
That night, I apparently went on the biggest CoD (the glory days of MW2) win streak of my life. My friends told me they have never seen anyone outside of pro-esport players so utterly brutalize enemy teams lol
deadlybacon *accidentaly eats weed brownies*
*enemy teams start to hear megalomania*
-halo mount dew- *cod weed*
Enemy team: why do i hear boss music?
*Weed seagull has left the chat*
you become fearless when you take weed in any way.
shit’s scary almost.
Everyone on GoW: TheLegend27 is better than all of you.
Everyone on Fortnite: Noobmaster69 says otherwise.
Everyone on Overwatch: Gentlemen, time to summon the Weed Seagull.
Ehem. Mentlegen
Magnus Ars Magna I love how we have two names of children on this list compared to Weed Seagull. You do not compare Weed Seagull.
WEED SEAGULL, CHAAAAAARGE
Everybody in CS: SUKA BLYAT IDI NAHUI BLYAT
Weed seagull was playing in CoD WW2
my kid "you playing a game dadda?"
me "yes im playing a game"
my kid "you like playing that game?"
me "yes i like playing this"
my kid "i like to play that game too"
(beep)
me "son of a "....
Lol
😂😂😂 oml this explains my house %100 😂😂😂
@Jordan Tillman probly
@Jordan Tillman yes
OH GOD
Everybody talking about weed seagull, nobody talking about Jason, the absolute madlad...
Who?
time?nvm, 9:56
YEAH
420 likes, nice
jASoN iS SO pRoUD Of YoU!
Enemy Team: Starts to win
Weed Seagull: Biggest bong rip
Weed Seagull: Im about end this whole mans career
@@youngdaron2643 You: *sees unoriginal comment*
Also you: *process to make more like it hoping to insult the guy above you*
All of you:
Me: Fuck off
all of the above:
me: anD i oOp-
Tub Girl XD
@@youngdaron2643 You: *Has no idea what autism is*
Also you: *Thinks autism is an insult*
I was pretty young and innocent so I didn’t like when people said cuss words, and so I was going into multiple lobbies, trying to find teammates that didn’t have bad mouths, until I finally found some quiet teammates. I said into my mic, “Finally, a clean mouthed team”
Then one guy just randomly screams into his mic
“YEAH WE FUCKING ARE”
I immediately disconnect and I just sit there laughing for a solid 5 minutes
Lmao i also didn't like bad mouthed lobbys when i was young
Weed Seagull: **giant bong rip**
Enemies: is this how we end?
dont worry hes plat omegalul
Ennard *Vento d’oro plays*
*your next line is, “IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?!”*
limitedfruit No.
My next line is: Quarter circle, Quarter circle, B.
the legends:
NoobMaster69
Weed Seagull
BeastMaster64
TheLegend27
Ur mom
calling u amazing u should feel amazing
Tell me how u feel and u should be amzing
Sorry this was random I just wanted to say it
@@borderlandsm3niac26 ok
Yesterday I was playing team rumble and NoobMaster69 got the final kill
Jason too
U forgot leeroy jenkins
One time, I was playing mineceafr wii u edition online when a kid shouts, "OMYGOSH THERE'S A STINKBUG ON MY WALL!" And just spends the next 10 minutes losing his mind at the stinkbug
minecraft wii u edition?
*unequips helmet*
i haven't heard that version in years.
@@davidthecommenter *American Anthem plays*
Gets hit hard in game.
Weed Seagull: I'm sorry master but I have no choice
BONG RIP!!!!!!!
Master, forgive me *Phat bong rip*
@@llyrsimpson3969 P H A T R I P
Snoop Dogg would be proud
Fortnite:You will never be able to beat noobmaster69
Overwatch: (laughs) dont make me bring out weed seagull
Fortnite: **chuckles** I'm in danger
This is gay
Hi this is thor the god of thunder
Weed seagull is Thor during the blip
Game Of War: Calm down children, before i bring out TheLegend27!
Mom: “We’re going out to get breakfast!”
Kid: “No, I’m in the middle of a game.”
Mom: “We’re going to McDonald’s!”
*awsomekid69 left the game*
Jordan Tillman thanks lol. wow this was eight months ago... sorry for the bad comment
Jordan Tillman lol ty
This is probably the most polite conversation I have seen on UA-cam 🤯
Usually these types of things lead to polotics
*"What's up step bro"*
**Leaves the lobby**
E M - J A Y I hate that I can hear the voice 👏🏼
omg 😂😂 its perfect!
@@leonie5397 same °^°
My friend's cat knows how to get attention. She knows that she can turn off his PS4 and one magical moment we hear "Misty NO-" as he disconnected from the chat.
Omg XD thanks for this i needed a laugh
@@Legion-zf2ju well Im always good for a laugh. Like how the gas station attendant was ringing me up and told me how she almost had a blonde moment. So I had to ask when does it go from a blonde moment to a senior one.
my cat does this
little shitty cats like that need a kick
One of the cats we used to have would lay on the system because it's warm. And a few times their tail would hit the button just right and turned it off.
Other Gamer: “Oh... Hi Dad.”
Moment of silence
OG: “No, I said I MIGHT be doing homework.”
The social worker part was surprisingly wholesome. I'm satisfied.
it legit made me really happy
Biggest dick energy
@@jc.8112
it definitely could be, but I always make sure to try to help people when I see them struggling online
We need to have social worker teams online to help people.
Modern problems require modern solutions.
Maria Luke
indeed
people online seriously need some help
Moral of the story: Take 90 second bong rips to become an esports pro
Weed Seagull: *giant bong rip*
*Welcome to the jungle starts playing*
More like Grinder from C&C Red Alert 2
More like At Dooms Gate
@@LooseCannonRacing did someone mention *DOOM*
True
More like Megalovania
Playing a military simulator:
Player1, panic voice, screaming: I'M PINNED I CAN'T MOVE
Player 2, lazy voice: Shoot them in the face, they hate that.
I was playing squad and caught just the perfect angle of a teammate screaming at the top of his lungs as a m1 abrams came around the corner.
VOLVO4DOOR funniest thing I’ve ever seen in squad was a gay orgy of everyone sucking each other’s dicks during the briefing, just likes if fucking soldiers goin crazy 😂
comments:
1% anything else
99% WeEd sEaGuLl
well what did you expect? he's a fucking legend.
Like 500
Tbh this is pretty much correct
NoobMaster69: Behold, I am the dominant force of the gaming realm!
Weed Seagull: Am I a joke to you?
superg4mehero: I'll show u a joke..
@@readycedy nooooo
Son: dad who is weed seagull
The5amswim: *ah, let me tell you the legend about the man named weed seagull*
I kid told his younger brother if he turned the Xbox off one more time he would kill him, I assume the younger brother unplugged the Xbox and all I heard was a cut off scream then he left the game lmao
The PC Gaming Turtle you just witnessed a murder
F
That little brother is a piece of shit
I may have been that little brother. What game were you playing?
Inaccurate your still alive.
That social workers group of guys actually made me grin widely. It's nice to see/hear about good deeds like that 😊
Same with the other group of guy queueing up to make sure that girl wasn’t playing alone and to stop the other guys from harassing her. As a woman who’s in a few straight, white, cis, and male-dominated fandoms (Marvel and Godzilla) it’s always nice to see.
Weed seagull used bong!
All stats raised by 100%!
When in doubt, B O N G
DESTRUCTION 100
When everyone is praying to Shrek and Shaggy but you pray to the true God.
Weed Seagull.
Amen brother
Shaggy and Shrek pray to weed seagull
Amen
*How D A R E you disrespect the holy Shrek and Shaggy, our supreme overlords!*
*WE CAN MAKE A RELIGION OUT OF THIS*
You’ve heard of TheLegend27 and NoobMaster69....
*Who said Weed_Seagull wasn’t playing them?*
The uncle who learned fortnite so his nephew had someone to play with is a good uncle
The guy whose girlfriend wanted to order pizza only to be shouted back that he's not Italian... Sad. How stupid can she be to stay with a guy who's savage enough to not appreciate pizza?
@@blessedafricarains6429 Then:
1) He shouldn't point out a problem with not being Italian, as that's irrelevant
2) He should correct her wrong ways by insisting on ordering proper pizza.
More seriously though, if they're both home, why order anything? It's a waste of money. Every pizza ordered instead of home-made is another couple of hours he'd have to work for away from home.
@@justsomeone5314 lol if that was me and my bf I would yell back loud enough "oh yeah? Well you look pretty damn single to me now!" Not actually breaking up of course, Who turns down pizza lol
Man i'm serious i think the french guy was me omg
fortnite porn
What do you want again!?
"Meow"
"No! It's mine!"
*"Meow"*
"Hey! No! YOU CAN'T DRINK COFFEE!"
And then There's this extremely loud slurping as the guy just downs it in one go so the cat won't get to it.
"No KIDDY! This is MY CHICKEN POT PIE!!😫"
🤣😆🤣😆
I remember playing Black Ops 1 back in May of 2011 and the entire lobby got Rick Rolled...
Rip his stomach,asshole,and poor unsuspecting toilet
I think I almost peed a little
Weed seagull: *Hits Bong*
enemies: Why do i hear boss music?
I assume you play overwatch. Could you please explain the difficulty of what he accomplished.
Weed Seagull: *exists*
Everyone: why do i hear boss music
Jason: *exists*
Everyone: now mini-boss music?
5:11 norwegian translation: LEVERPOSTEI, MAJONES OG AGURK
yea i imagined that in my head and that sounds scary
zymorphi Høres ikke egt noe godt ut da...
Norwegian Little Tonje Andrea nei ikke så veldig
khaiterru *demons pop up in all rooms*
ekkelt, holder på å spy
I am swedish and who the fuck puts leverpostei, leverpastej with majones
I remember a guy on the xbox360 demo of an old lord of the rings online game, there was a dude called "The Great Mind". He had a booming voice and a changer on the mic that made it echo like it was spoken by the Overmind from Starcraft. He only spoke of tactics that always worked when teammates listened, and would shittalk enemies who would challenge him in combat. I made it a point to stay in games until he left, and be on his team. We won 20 times in a row before he left. Great Mind indeed.
Was on Overwatch playing with a group on quickplay
I hear “ Torbjorn, let me smash those cheeks”, best thing I heard in my entire life
Nobody:
Weed Seagull: Forgive me master, but I must go all out. Just this once.
References~
*Weed seagull is secretly pewdiepie*
@@lolgamerottomans9159 media: PewDiePie dose weed
Weed Seagull: *hits a bong*
Enemies: why do I hear boss music?
Weed Seagull: *hits bong*
Weed Seagull: *becomes [insert Jojo reference]*
Becomes one thicc boio
Ayayayay
pillarmen time
AYAYA
Weed seagull requiem
Once I was playing an old game in VR. I saw a tire roll across the road, turned on my mic, and yelled, "WHAT IN TIIIIIIRRRRRRE-NATION!"
Needless to say the guys with their mics on absolutely died laughing.
Online tutoring. A lot of meows, and at some point, a kid yelling "The cat pooped on the rug!"
That was hilarious.
Don't sleep on marijuana and overwatch. I slaughter foes when I smoke and play.
KILLROZE 🤣😂
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I legit got to 3330 SR blazed off my fucking dome, got into some masters lobbies too. Fucking crazy shit, I'm plat when sober.
I'd just fall asleep if I tried that
@@mr.serious707 I experience the same when i can concentrate on the game iam playing but i have adhd so its kind of different lmao
I heard a kid maybe 10 or 11 say *i smoke weed for fun* and his mom came barreling in and started shouting at him and told him to apologize to me and other player
@E M M I E ik
Yo i got 69 likes lol
@Impaleification yes
what I don't understand is the point of apologizing. If he was screaming profanities or insults at you guys I get it, but saying that you smoke weed? Sure, it's probably bullshit but how does it negatively impact the people on the other end of the mic?
@@mendelsonja dunno that hapened tho was rly funny tho
This...
This is why I love the internet, it brings people together with bunch of laughs
I was playing a match of "The hidden" .
Had my friends watching me play. The invisible enemy was injured and bleeding.
First guy on mic: Follow the blood!
The invisible guy: (similar voice to Claptrap with a Serbian accent) No, don't follow my period!
We were laughing for two minutes. :D
Praylv lmao😂😂😂
One time I heard a kid yelling “NO” to his mom moments later I hear a big SMASH
It was his keybord
Michael Panchura LMAO 😂
LMAO
Guy here. I was playing multiplayer on Call of Duty WWII one night. I was waiting for TDM to begin since it was intervention at the moment. I heard a woman talking to someone. 10 seconds before TDM began, the woman farted. And it wasn't just any fart either. This was the longest, grossest, and sickest fart I've ever heard. I shit you not, as soon as the round started, everyone, including me, left the match. It took all of me not to laugh and as soon as I quit the match, I unplugged my mic from my controller. I've never laughed so hard in my life. It was the funniest shit I've ever heard on the mic.
8:07
"CAPTAAAIIN!!"
"Y-Yeah?"
*"LOOK!!"*
*_"...OH, FU-HUCK!!"_*
* "Pirates of the Caribbean" theme starts playing *
I've seen that video
You know it's all over when you heard a loud bong rip from your enemy's team
Insert insult reply just because I'm mad m8
2:39 "Do I f***ing look Italian to you?" I CAN'T-
Weed seagull: *mega bong rip*
Game: *rules of nature starts playing*
(Playing Rainbow six siege)
Friend: hold on, my mom says I have to pray.
*3 seconds later*
"I WILL BE GAY JUST TO SPITE YOU"
Is he gay now?
Beez Bees. One would assume yes
Ps4?
@@nabilyahya8141 pc
@@SmilesAllAroundProductions maybe
2:32 the kid was so naive that he trusted his mom that he will have mcdonalds,and i imagine him crying that he got lied about going to mcdonalds
5:16
LEVERPOSTEI MED MAJONES OG AGURK!!!!!!!
Guildies: **Insert surprised pikachu face**
Thank u
Np aha
Sincerely a fellow Norwegian.
Leverpostei er ganske ekkel
Weed seagull: the hero we need, but don't deserve.
dark knite refreance
I wonder if we can find weed seagull?
I personally loved the gaming social workers trying to help kids with their rage.
I was playing Overwatch about a week ago and one of my team member's sister tried to usurp the PS4 to play Fortnite. There was even a hyper dog in the background, proving for some quality entertainment.
Edit: To end the petty squabbling in the comments, "usurp" means to forcefully take over. Y'all are silly little gooses.
Edit 2: I don't know who won bc they left the game just when things got interesting
Who won tho?
Bespectacled Badger I’ve never seen anyone use usurp in a UA-cam comment before
Tf is usurp.
Don’t Censor Hentai it means to take over or dethrone.
Veto both and play Minecraft.
When you hear the x-box live kid saying the n word
Literally all of the fucking time. i switched to playstation and i swear to fuck i still hear those fucking 10 year olds calling me the n word xD
Sænic I mean but is it really be XBOX Live if you don’t get called a racial slur. Or if your mom isn’t some type of woman of the night
All the time
Bro it happens everywhere
@@GobblinTeacups you realise that is everywhere I've only seen it firsthand on ps4
I was playing tf2, and encountered the classic scenario of some dude named 'Kevin Mcleod- Sneaky Snitch' playing his username's corresponding song
Oh, and I can't possibly forget the dude voiceacting as sonic (super good impression btw) just answering the server's questions like 'do you sleep with shadow', etc etc.
I love Tf2 voice chat.
Nobody on Earth:
No one at all:
Text to speech: Ham Burg eh jur
Kronos Productions I mean, the person spelt it “burgrer” so can you blame it for vomit out that way?
Was playing fortnite once with randomly filled team mates
This guy just screams "I CAN BE GAY _AND_ LESBIAN" then proceeds to leave. This was a dude.
SJWs these days
ITS *MA'AM*
I've got two stories from my time playing tf2:
1. Some Guy goes on this insane, rambling tangent about how we all suck at the game, calls us all sorts of awful stuff. Doesn't pause between sentences, just keeps ranting in this weird, rapid monotone. Later found out that he is infamous online for that kind of stuff.
2. guy read his erotic Toy story fanfic over the mike. got kicked about 3 minutes into the match.
Bro that second one 💀
@@The_Guy_Who_Asked72 I'm still going to therapy for that one.
Liverpaste with mayonnaise and cucumber in Norwegian is "leverpostei med majones og agurk" btw
To be fair that does sound pretty scary.
Dude “agurk” is “gurka” in swedish
So its basically just placing the a after gurk
@@grazi3lla How did Army suddenly pop up?
Ya know, there is one language we're missing from this conversation. In danish its "Leverpostej med mayonnaise og agurk"
My friend in like fourth grade taught his parrot to insult people as he played battlefield or whatever online games he liked, imagine getting tea bagged as a demented parrot cackles and insults you
I would be totally okay with that lmfao
destruction 100
Parrot no
0:58 thats rare for rocket league as most of the toxicity is spamming the quick chats, which in of itself is kind of unique so this is truly something special.
Mine:
Kid 1:where you from?
Kid 2:America
Kid 1:where in america?
Kid 2:United states
I couldn't stop laughing
Confusion?
...what...?
I am confusion
Ya know that is *technically* correct
[The enemy hurt itself in it's confusion]
Mine:
Kid: says n word
Other kid: are you black?
1: yes
2: alright good
1: I give u n word pass
2: thank u my *n word*
funniest thing I heard
what
@@smkyone He got an n-word pass, pretty good
Right back at ya buckaroo
@@DCapybara I was silent lol
1:02 I couldn’t be more proud of another diamond bruv
Some people lose coherence when they use the bong. A rare few become gods, with nigh instantaneous reaction speed and nigh perfect accuracy. Twitchiness increases, throwing off the aim of the enemy.
They few become the legendary Gamer Asura.
I can focus alot harder but loose the ability to call out locations and strats. In a Deathmatch im unbeatable but in a 5 man its hard to win when i cant talk lol
@@chapie62 speak for yourself I have ADHD so weed just makes me laser focus god of knowing 😂 league of legends baked is god tier experience
@@animeloveer97 Lol i was speaking for myself. When i smoke and game my mouth no longer works. I legit cant talk.
Hearing my friend blowing up his controller because he put it in his microwave
Edit: I think his controller was falling apart so he put superglue on it. After it was taking awhile to dry he goes to put it in the microwave to make it dry faster. 10seconds later i hear him yelling that his controller was burning and then he went to take it out of the microwave and BURNT HIS HAND
What a dumbass
find new friends
@@ichosetobehappy5408 nah man hes the best lmfao
Attempts were made
He tried his best
Ah yes, the dry it with the microwave trick
Jason is such a legend, he defeated an entitled Karen playing a game ruined by popularity
I heard a guy start talking about how his dog had just shit itself, and how awful it smelled
I'm about to take this man's whole career it means it farted dude....
I was playing overwatch and some kid played “No mercy” into the mic
Your pfp is how I reacted to this
Was it me 🤣
Was it on consle
@@user-iz1ud3tz6d ps4
I need it for research It wasn’t
The funniest one I've ever heard over the mic was in the old days of Halo. Don't remember which game but my brothers and my dad were playing online, my mom and I were in the living room watching them kick ass. Then as a new game started up, everyone was in the lobby voting for a board, some random ass dude said in the lowest voice ever, _"Teeaaabaggggg"_ silence, then, _"teabag, teabag, teabag on yo chiiiiinnn"_ we all looked at each other like "did we seriously just hear that??" Then we laughed our asses off.
That's nostalgic as fuck and also wholesome family game time
I was playing 6 siege and I said allah Akbar before I threw a Grenade then this dude started speaking in Arabic to me
Idiot....
bro im an arab what did he say
@Adolf Kitler k
Idiot....
@@proud_2b_427 r/facepalm
Used to "lead" a small group of LoL players a few years ago. We'd play and talk together over Skype whenever we were on, so having people in the call but muted or not actually there was really common. One day me and a few others are playing a match and I hear this weird noise. It was some kind of buzzing, but very quiet and subtle compared to the rest of the noises we were making, so I thought it was just a fly or something. It was coming and going for the entire match (35ish minutes), and every time I'd hear it I'd look around my room to see if it was on my end.
We finish the match and the buzzing is still going on. Now without the sounds of the game and us yelling at each other it's REALLY obvious and distracting, so we're in the post game lobby and I ask "Hey, does anyone else hear that buzzing noise?". They all say that yeah, they heard it and just thought it was on someone else's end. That confuses me, because everyone thought it was someone else, but we all heard it, so I check who's actually in the call at the moment.
Turns out another member of our group was there, but they hadn't said anything and they weren't playing in the match so we hadn't noticed. I go "What the fuck, (name), you have a mic? And what's with that buzzing noise?" She quickly responds "Oh dios mio" and leaves the call a second later. The rest of us in the call get confused for a second before it hits us.
That girl was a legitimate diagnosed nymphomaniac, and she was VERY open on that front. We started laughing our asses off, partially because of the absurdity of it all, and partially out of disbelief that she'd had a vibrator so strong it was being picked up through the mic and was audible despite all the other noises going off in our ears.
Anyway, she quickly went to the text chat and apologized and we just teased her about it. Everyone took it pretty well, though many questions were had, mostly along the lines of "Yo, how strong is that thing" and "Why were you in the call unmuted if you weren't in the game and you never say anything", etc. It still brings a smile to my face whenever I think about it, she was awesome and that being the first time we ever heard her was so utterly fitting it's near poetic.
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Unfortunately that group had some drama maybe half a year later and it fractured and mostly died out, but for a good 2.5 years there was a lot of fun together. I kinda miss it sometimes.
Graysett Oh the days of using Skype as the main app of communication while playing League. Miss them sometimes.
Graysett GT THE MITHER FRICKEN GANG BACK TOGETHER DUDE SEARCH THERE NAMES ON STEAM AND CONTACT THEM OR USE FACEBOOK TO FIND THEM DOOD CMON
@@celestailshock4693 I'm still in contact with all of them, but due to the nature of how the drama went down getting them all back together isn't really possible. A couple left outright and want nothing to do with the rest, and the ones that remained are the people who cause the most drama/negativity in general (including the big one that screwed it all over).
Works out for me though, I wasn't involved in the drama that caused the split and everyone likes me enough that we're still friendly today even though we've moved on. Still sucks though.
I love how, out of all the things that could've been shared in the comments, the top comments are about weed seagull.
I was playing some COD WW2 when I hear some kid's mic. It was his dad that said "Your boyfriend's here" then the kid (who was a boy) goes "Dad... that's your brother."
Then he got disconnected. I don't even wanna know.
WHAT THE SHIT O.O
Wai-WHAT
*Jazz music stops*
*banjo music starts*
r/cursedcomments
*SWEET HOME ALABAMA*
Nobody:
The voice guy: *CheezBurjer*
Jordan Is Tired why do they say it like that? Like I know it's text to speech but it's annoying.
I have a little brother that usually hogs the Xbox One but I'm fine since I play on my pc. My mom also babysits this 18 month baby. My brother would be in the middle of a game of fortnite with his friends yelling most of the time. The Xbox -on/off button- that has the logo sort of lights up with a white glassy LED shine. The baby walks up and presses the button turning it off. For a young age, he's a godamn legend.
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I have a cat named Charlie.. I really hope that wasn't my brother. Lmfao
Omggg, me too 😂
That's my cat right there lmaoo
@@Steam24 Lmao😂
@@rabbit6889 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Honestly who doesnt name his/her cat Charlie
I was playing Splatoon 2 with my friends and we we're chatting on Discord. I had to lower the volume and tell them to be a bit more quiet because my older sister doesn't know that I have Discord because she didn't like it. One dude (who was yelling like crazy) yelled "Tell your sister that she can't control your life!" It was a fun match overall
Finally, someone who plays something thats a good game! (I have 1000 hours on splatoon, thats how much i love it--)
...why does she not like Discord? The fuck?
@@PikminFan4 Probably because of the toxic furry overlords I assume.
@@lucasmillerthelewderofloli9327 you're talking to one right now. 😂
Except I'm not toxic lol
@@PikminFan4 I'm on a splatoon server, and she doesn't trust chats like Discord, she prefers that I chat with people I know at school.
*Hits bong* "Im gonna do whats called a pro gamer move"
Weed Seagull, where ever you are, you are a legend.
First game with voice chat. Some kid goes:
"yO! I just lost my virginity to my grandmother!!"
Guy shuts up for most of the game. Then shouts for two minutes about how terrible we are because we lost the game.
I was playing with four friends, one was at one of the other’s house. My friend staying the night at the other’s house told that friend’s mom that he had a girlfriend. His mom kept asking question and said something along the lines of “I’m the cool mom.” All four of us were laughing a lot after that
A while ago I was in an Overwatch ranked game and forgot to mute my mic. For reference, this was at my peak and the game was in high grandmaster/low top 500 so everyone was trying really hard to win. Anyway, my mom and older brother came in and I was trying to explain the situation to them, but since I can't ever say anything seriously I was basically just telling them "I'm fucking amazing at this game; my team sucks but oh my god I'm so good. Watch this mom. Etc." But like for 3 minutes straight.
At the end of the round I saw that my mic was unmuted the entire time and got so mortified I just left voice chat. I have no idea how nobody else said anything or even told me to mute, but hey, we ended up winning.
Probably because A) they wanted to prove you wrong or B) wanted to know how you really felt about their performance (i.e. they wanted to hate you some more).
@@thearousedeunuch
Or C), Are like me and give as little as 0 fucks about other people talking in vc as i blast myself with music through my headphones.
The only game I can imagine myself not doing that is in CS:GO, but I am not high elo in there anyways so it doesn't matter.