She also freaked out over the pentagram which is a holy symbol. It represents jesus on the cross. The upside down pentagram, similar to the upside down cross, is satanic because it points to hell. Ofc assigning such significant symbolism to objects that you idolize them is questionable but she can't even get her own symbols straight
@@welldoitlive8769 yeah I was thinking the same thing. So wouldn't she be exhibiting pride as well because anyone who Isn't catholic is inferior to her ?
I feel so bad for Barry, he lives with an angry grizzly bear She looks like she’s been searching for the manager for her whole life. She’s like an annoying substitute teacher
I feel sorry for Barry, he gotta deal with her, and get cut out, media panders to the people that enjoy suffering and delusions, which is most of humanity unfortunately, luckily there are places where someone can gather good minded people that still knows how to joke etc, but wants the good shit WE WANT BARRY WE WANT BARRY WE WANT BARRY
Apparently the "God Warrior" actually opened up after becoming a meme and stopped being so fundamentalist, which is honestly the most heartwarming thing that I can think of. A person who actually changes for the better after taking a look at themselves.
@@jakespacepiratee3740 It's actually true. Esquire did a write-up about it a few years ago. She's a big supporter of the LGBTQ community now. Her oldest daughter died in a car accident a couple years after this episode, and after a bunch of gay and queer fans reached out to her, she began actually seeing them as people instead of monsters. She credits them with helping to pull her out of her depression following her daughter's death, and with helping her open up and be more tolerant.
That's actually just a star, pentagram's are usually drawn with circles around them, symbolising they are complete or sealed, that's the kind of star you would put out as part of a christmas decoration,
Yeah… it’s also fairly common up north. At least, it used to be… In the older generations. Idk where those people live at, but, I’d assume Ohio, or, Pennsylvania.
Yes, that's something that more than a few Christian women have, that scream. I don't understand what causes it. In my house, there will be no raising of voices like that.
@@danielmaster8776 Meh, I won't as far as to forbid and enforce it. But yeah, screaming like that doesn't belong in the realm of normal people. She needs help, not Jesus.
@@danielmaster8776 No no no no. the idea of jesus can turn people into that. I have yet to see Jesus helping anyone ever in any real way in which they couldn't help themselves. She is acting EXACTLY in the way the bible wants her to. Demonic possession is a thing only attributed to people within christian realms, usually accompanied by long term abuse and mistreatment. I'll say it again, the idea of Jesus can turn people into this, I've yet to see it the other way around.
@@meusana3681 The Bible says be slow to anger and to not be prideful. A true Christian or not, she has failed in those areas. And this world is filled with people like her. But I think you've got it backwards, because you forgot one thing. God doesn't make the world this way; we do.
I mean it's hard not too. He's a nice guy, who cleans his house/yard, cooks and seems really down to earth. But on the other hand he has a fucked up crazy wife who's lazy as fuck.. idk I'm feeling it too.
People like the “God Warrior” really piss me off. It gives everyone who’s just a “normal” Christians a bad rep fr. All that “holier than thou” bs. It’s so annoying.
Commenter: “a few years after this the hippies split up and the god warrior’s older daughter died in a car accident” Critical: “thank you for that shockingly dark update”
@@JackSmith-bn6qj I looked it up, it's completely serious. She died in 2007 and it basically made the woman rethink her life, because the gay community reached out to her and gave her their condolences when her friends were kinda shitty about it and didn't really do anything to help
Sad but true. In the circles I grew up in, we were actively encouraged from childhood to call people out and create awkward situations like that. I feel genuinely sorry for them, it really fucks up your brain to walk around thinking it's your responsibility to be the word of God for everyone else
Yes, Hello, I am starting a company that sells useful and very specific shit like the fuckin'.. microwave that can warm up any food to the right temperature when it's a little cold or it can make it colder to just the right temperature when it's to hot so that I can use the money i get for selling my products to fund for my saving Barry campaign, I have also made a website for you to give your money to me so we can help Barry, one dollar is one step closer to saving Barry's life.
The only god warriors I know are the moderators on christian Minecraft servers. I don’t know who these women are, but they don’t look like gamers to me.
When you turn the game back on after not playing it for like a month and you forgot what you were doing but you’re about to fight a boss with no armor and a stick
This reminds me of when I was in PHP and this woman would lecture me on every break, because I made the mistake me mentioning that I played RPGs and ran a Vampire game. She would just come at me about how I was going to Hell every break, but if I would say anything like, "I think you are misunderstanding what playing vampire is....", she would start freaking out in this whole "I don't want to talk about anything on the dark side!" thing. So she wanted to start the topic, but any response was a spiritual attack. I finally had to ask her to stop talking to me outside of group, so I could get through a hour in piece, and the group leaders wouldn't let her talk about the subject in group.
@@theskullicorn4588 I don't think there was a difference between the two until demonologists came along, but you could be right. I do know that 666 is the only really popular satanic symbol that was actually called such in the Bible.
I'm an atheist, but I straight up hope God's real just so that after this lady dies she can throw a tantrum at the heavens gate wondering why they won't let her in
@@MrNilsiboy94 That episode could go one of two ways: 1) Angst filled, "I have to think about my faith", it's only a human/cult episode 2) This woman is some sort of elder God feeding off other's misery Either way, sounds like my new favorite episode lmao
Barry: exists Charlie: you have to go faster than the speed of light, far beyond the speed of light. This will be difficult but you *need* to understand... I want you to run, Barry run!
I can only imagine that type of behavior being mentioned in a conversation between God and these women: God:"Spread the word of my son's sacrifice and the sins he died for...I said spread it not force it, N-no seriously stop doing it like that...Maybe Gabriel was right...I should've sent the other meteor to this place." Jesus:"Hey dad...so...Why is this family bullying this lady? I mean she looks like her default setting is stoned of her ass but..." God:"...The consequence of free will paired with the choice of ignorance..."
Yeah, she looked so uncomfortable because she knew she’d get railed for not being ultra christian. Even though the whole “psychic natural herb aura” thing isn’t my cup of tea, she seems like a nice lady and not judgemental with her beliefs. Her and Barry need to secretly catch a plane and start new lives together lmao
Back in the day when cr1tikal never showed his face I imagined him as some slightly greasy rocker dude with long hair, a leather jacket, and plenty of beer. I'm glad he's starting to morph into that slowly.
@@lolguy480 I don't know what your comment was meant to accomplish. Are you out here trying to show how much of a ''chad'' you are to a girl who said was lesbian? At this point you should try talking to a brick wall. Atleast the brick wall won't laugh at you.
@@CyberSway surprisingly i do believe they're still together and she has made a dramatic turn around in her life. She is even working to get a reality show that puts her in uncomfortable, new (to her) social groups and give these groups good exposure. The change came in light of her daughter's passing
Barry is the strongest man i've ever seen. like who the fuck else out here would be able to endure that wilderbeast for a day let alone a week smh that lardwagon wiggles up a stairs and there's boss music playing big up barry!
If you don't believe that God died on the cross... God didn't die... Jesus did... Obviously watched the anime and didn't read the Manga. *Face-palm* this was a joke, get over it.
I feel bad for the dog he's probably the only sane creature in that house. I also like how she was coming down the escalator, the guy walked the other way lol.
@@tracenadams2566 even then, pentagrams are way older than the negative connotation christianity gave them. Pentagrams are often used as a symbol of protection. Christianity took it and demonized it to get more converts.
@@kingchickenwing4887 it was originally found on ancient writings in Mesopotamia from roughly 3000 BCE. It is theorized to have been referring to the 5 planets closest to the sun. Later cultures appropriated it for different things, and eventually christianity came along.
They could just be lactose intolerant. As someone who lives with a lactose intolerant person, it's actually difficult to have a semi-normal diet. She's vegan because it guarantees there won't be dairy, which she is very sensitive to.
@@Jogjosmowwdkfs It doesn't matter whether you were confused or not, the way you wrote your comment is guaranteed to annoy people, so don't write them like that.
It’s not the holy spirit rising in her, it’s her blood sugar levels.
Disconn3ctd I swear to god; I'm fucking dying over here. Have a happy holiday
Also gas
Lmao
Jared Piper you too
i was your 1000th like. I'm proud of myself
Barry didn't want to marry the "God warrior" he just got caught in her orbit.
Poor guy.
Let's pray for barry 🙏
damn
Nice one haven't heard that fat joke in years 😂
Just constantly rotating lol helplessly
God, Jesus, whatever you get the point.
Kinda ironic for her to be a god warrior when she has 3 capital sins, gluttony, pride and wrath.
She is the final boss of the upcoming se7en video game
Those are, like, the worst ones too. like lust, envy, sloth, and greed are at least bearable to be around
She also freaked out over the pentagram which is a holy symbol. It represents jesus on the cross. The upside down pentagram, similar to the upside down cross, is satanic because it points to hell. Ofc assigning such significant symbolism to objects that you idolize them is questionable but she can't even get her own symbols straight
She is in a different sect of the cult known as "Bible belt holy roller"
@@gratzbye8758 isn't it actually the star of David?
"Is this the religious fanatics or the racists?" - Charlie, describing the internet
tbh that quote had me dead
An American christiannna
Whats the difference?
Usually it's 2 in 1.
@@areezlakhani3142 oh shit an edgelord
Petition to send an FBI team to rescue Barry from his house and marry him to a supermodel.
Smiley the Smile where do i sign
Plz Barry needs it, he doesn't deserve this trash can of a women
Supermodel can be quite trashy too
He deserves it
*bang bang bang*
FBI OPEN UP
Crazy lady: *claims to be god's warrior*
Also crazy lady: *is the embodiment of sloth, gluttony and wrath, 3 out of 7 deadly sins*
The big thing is that she doesn’t even love others, the most important of the Commands according to Jesus
I was gonna say that she also straight-up looks like a cartoon depiction of a witch
@@welldoitlive8769 yeah I was thinking the same thing. So wouldn't she be exhibiting pride as well because anyone who Isn't catholic is inferior to her ?
She's basically the mom from binding of Isaac
That's most southern Christians. Pick and choose what parts of the bible you want to believe and then judge everyone
"I'm going to heaven"
- People that are absolutely not going to heaven
Thanks, made me laugh
This is... made in heaven
@@hankj.wimbleton2897 god damb what you gonna do now reset the universe?????
“You’re all going to hell!”
-said to people that have done literally nothing
If heaven is populated by people like this, I'm going to take my chances with Satan.
"God died on the cross"
Jesus: 🧍♀️
Same thing
@@HerveyShmervy actually yes, but no lol
wdym, hes right there on screen, in the little square
So confusion xD
Jesus: am I a joke to you
I feel so bad for Barry, he lives with an angry grizzly bear
She looks like she’s been searching for the manager for her whole life.
She’s like an annoying substitute teacher
r/rareinsults
The whole point of Christianity IS 'searching for the manager'.
@@hautakleightontam771 god damn amazing, all the followers are just karens trying to speak with the manager
Her manager is God, she speaks to him all the time. Also I bet she's NEVER wrong about anything and nothing is ever her fault.
@@descripto2586
_I too once spoke with the manager_
*Nice guy I tell ya*
I like how they slowly cut Barry out because he was to nice to be on a drama show
Only the bad stuff gets put there because the good doesn't get views and money
@@Logan-qz1wt duh
@@Logan-qz1wt Thanks so much for the enlightenment. You've completely changed my views on the world of media
@@liamwalton4183 i think we can all agree Barry is really Jesus in disguise
I feel sorry for Barry, he gotta deal with her, and get cut out, media panders to the people that enjoy suffering and delusions, which is most of humanity unfortunately, luckily there are places where someone can gather good minded people that still knows how to joke etc, but wants the good shit
WE WANT BARRY
WE WANT BARRY
WE WANT BARRY
When she called psychology 'dark-sided', that was maybe the only moment I felt cool for having a degree in psychology.
truly unfortunate that these people get that idea in their heads. they need mental help very badly
ikr like hearing that, if i had a degree in psychology, I'd feel like I'm a powerful warlock in eldritch power and horror
Hey, maybe you'll learn to use the force with this 'dark-sided' knowledge
Indeed, the Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
@@miha493 dammit I was gonna say that
Apparently the "God Warrior" actually opened up after becoming a meme and stopped being so fundamentalist, which is honestly the most heartwarming thing that I can think of. A person who actually changes for the better after taking a look at themselves.
O dam that's actually inspiring lol
Do you have a source? I'd like to read up on this.
@@BJGvideos Yeah tell me if she gets back on this.
@@jakespacepiratee3740 It's actually true. Esquire did a write-up about it a few years ago. She's a big supporter of the LGBTQ community now. Her oldest daughter died in a car accident a couple years after this episode, and after a bunch of gay and queer fans reached out to her, she began actually seeing them as people instead of monsters. She credits them with helping to pull her out of her depression following her daughter's death, and with helping her open up and be more tolerant.
@@amandas2639 wow that's crazy. Good for her honestly, never would've expected that kind of turn around. I guess anything is possible
"It just sounds like more of wife swap"
*She is not a CHRISTIAN HAA!*
"Nevermind, this looks pretty good".
lmao
By being so damn sure she's getting into Heaven, she's committing the sin of pride.
BrokenHedgehog and gluttony
I mean if she's repentant on her presumably on the horizon deathbed it doesn't really matter
@@Jotunn96 Given that she doesn't seem to even realize she's sinning, she probably doesn't think she has anything to repent for.
A deadly sin none the less
and sloth...
That's actually just a star, pentagram's are usually drawn with circles around them, symbolising they are complete or sealed, that's the kind of star you would put out as part of a christmas decoration,
Tbh everything is a pentagram if you r enough square minded to believed
You're describing a pentacle, commonly misidentified as a pentagram,, a pentagram is a five pointed star, upright without a circle
I thought pentagrams were just upside down stars and the upright one was the good one. Sorta how the cross is
Yeah… it’s also fairly common up north. At least, it used to be… In the older generations.
Idk where those people live at, but, I’d assume Ohio, or, Pennsylvania.
not to mention the fact that a pentagram is upside down compared to what we see here, upside down, it looks like 2 horns at the top and that
“Is this my new mommy”
Oh he has some unresolved childhood issues buried there
mommy issues go brrrrrt
The only thing about Barry that made me cringe.
Mommy? Sorry
Calm down Freud
Listen bro, i'd call her mommy-
"if you don't do exactly what I do that bothers me"
- Hitler, probably at some point
I don’t think even Hitler was that entitled.
XD
Nice profile picture 👍
I'm just imagining your profile picture saying that and it's cracking my shit up🤣
Let’s just point out that’s she said “god died on the cross” like I may not be religious but something doesn’t sound right with this god warrior
I love how you’re just emotionally attached to Barry
I got attached to him aswell
berry doesnt deserve this cruelty
Barry needs love
Barry needs to fake his death, and go run a dispensary in Canada
@@TheB00tyWarrior that's oddly specific. Are you speaking from experience?
@@anormalchest560 no I can just formulate my own jokes without trying to sound like charlie
Margret’s friends entering the house looked like a Karen raid
Karen special operations raid
You not wrong
True, they even had snooty faces like Karens too
The worst kind of raid tbh. I'd rather have a SWAT team enter my house than the psyops Karen units.
**R O U N D 1**
People that are so into Christianity scares me ngl, even god is like go touch some grass or go outside and let the sun rays hit you
Yeah, religion is cool, but when you let it control your life and start believing everything your book and people tell you, then problems arise.
Holy fuck I hate typos
You should watch The Mist then, that’ll make you love religion even more.
@@Weebish_Dragon I mean religion does control your life
@@spencerschmidt7666 Only if you let it
"if you dont believe exactly what i do. *that bothers me.* "
sounds like a you problem lady.
She is a problem
Wait till she finds out about us Satanists. It'll be a riot lol.
She is.
I see RINNNNN
Exactly. I’m a Christian but I don’t force others to believe what I do, you do you.
Moses must’ve been God Warrior’s dentist coz them teeth parted like the Red Sea
@@YoungAlienBoy No one cares?
@@YoungAlienBoy 🤡🤡🤡
He was
Lmfao
@@seb5542 Thanks god, very cool
I’m not a simp
But god damn I’m a simp for Barry, he is the definition of wholesome 100
If I had to be with the Christian mom: yeah i run a satanic cult and burn down churches 😉💯😉👌
Christain: this is so devilish
Also christian: screams like she literally tries to become the devil in order to scare people away from it.
Yes, that's something that more than a few Christian women have, that scream. I don't understand what causes it. In my house, there will be no raising of voices like that.
@@danielmaster8776 Meh, I won't as far as to forbid and enforce it. But yeah, screaming like that doesn't belong in the realm of normal people. She needs help, not Jesus.
@@meusana3681 Jesus can help anyone. She just needs to let him.
@@danielmaster8776 No no no no. the idea of jesus can turn people into that. I have yet to see Jesus helping anyone ever in any real way in which they couldn't help themselves. She is acting EXACTLY in the way the bible wants her to.
Demonic possession is a thing only attributed to people within christian realms, usually accompanied by long term abuse and mistreatment. I'll say it again, the idea of Jesus can turn people into this, I've yet to see it the other way around.
@@meusana3681 The Bible says be slow to anger and to not be prideful. A true Christian or not, she has failed in those areas. And this world is filled with people like her. But I think you've got it backwards, because you forgot one thing. God doesn't make the world this way; we do.
I love how quick Charlie goes from making fun of Barry to just feeling bad for him
I mean it's hard not too. He's a nice guy, who cleans his house/yard, cooks and seems really down to earth. But on the other hand he has a fucked up crazy wife who's lazy as fuck.. idk I'm feeling it too.
LappyTyde ikr, all of us are just falling in love with Barry at this point
He needs an intervention. Someone kidnap him, put him in therapy. Imagine his PTSD.
When Charlie starts feeling bad for someone...
This is when you know that person is a special one.
Yeah because Barry deserves better.
She doesn't want anything "dark-sided", but anywhere she goes, she eclipses the sun.
This comment killed me lmao
Holy fuck lmfao
@@DESYNCHRONIZED 22 seconds ago
Ur pfp scares me
I'm surprised that Greenpeace didn't come yet and tried to get this beached whale back into the water...
People like the “God Warrior” really piss me off. It gives everyone who’s just a “normal” Christians a bad rep fr.
All that “holier than thou” bs. It’s so annoying.
Yes
yea it fucking sucks, my mom is a slightly toned down version of her, and definitely the reason why i dont really believe in christianity
I dont think i should have to be ashamed of being Christian because of these loonies
@@xanderdoss5665 you shouldnt feel ashamed for someone elses actions.
@@jimmythecrow ik, but i cant help it
Commenter: “a few years after this the hippies split up and the god warrior’s older daughter died in a car accident”
Critical: “thank you for that shockingly dark update”
I'm still trying to figure out if that was true or made up by chat
@@JackSmith-bn6qj I looked it up, it's completely serious. She died in 2007 and it basically made the woman rethink her life, because the gay community reached out to her and gave her their condolences when her friends were kinda shitty about it and didn't really do anything to help
"I am a God warrior!"
Goes on TV to commit adultery LOL
@@darklordojeda I'd do it for $1000
@@scaparapadoobedoooo3170 Not worth it at least $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.oo
@@scaparapadoobedoooo3170 come on man your dignity is worth more than that
@@scaparapadoobedoooo3170 Dude, have some self-respect, god damn
@@fish3585 I musta written that whilst drunk. I'm so ashamed of myself... I need to take a shower. I feel filthy
God, please deliver Barry from that self righteous cretin
him AND the kids, that's just an unhealthy relationship for everyone all around.
The kids definitely seem pretty stressed in that atmosphere
I was raised by two men and I turned out alright
@@shanechannel7066 aside from catching the big gay that is.
Sadie Playlists amen
the worst part of the god warrior's friends is they definitely thought that they "won" by making that exchange unbearably awkward and unpleasant
Sad but true. In the circles I grew up in, we were actively encouraged from childhood to call people out and create awkward situations like that. I feel genuinely sorry for them, it really fucks up your brain to walk around thinking it's your responsibility to be the word of God for everyone else
My friend’s mom was indistinguishable from the God Warrior and it was traumatic seeing more people like her.
As a Christian, seeing those ladies march into poor Barry’s home was such a relatable stressfest.
God speed, good sir.
Brother is that you?
Oh shit, now there's two of them!?
@The devils right hand, tower of god?
*Unholy macamoany.*
Joking aside Barry is an abusive relationship.
Edit: Why did I never get a notification for the replies.
He should just feed the pig untill it explodes, or at least die early.
Yes, Hello, I am starting a company that sells useful and very specific shit like the fuckin'.. microwave that can warm up any food to the right temperature when it's a little cold or it can make it colder to just the right temperature when it's to hot so that I can use the money i get for selling my products to fund for my saving Barry campaign, I have also made a website for you to give your money to me so we can help Barry, one dollar is one step closer to saving Barry's life.
100% they are divorced now (if she's still even alive)
I bet if i say hail Satan to her she will throw plates of some shit
Barry is a sub
That show always made me feel claustrophobic
The sudden music change when all the Christian mums start walking in is hilarious to me
I'm pretty sure she is a God warrior in a sense that she battles gods. You can even hear the boss music when she comes down the escalator.
She's a Dark Souls boss
*THE GOD WARRIOR*
Her boss music is *KATHUNK* *KATHUNK*?
God Eater?
Devourer of Gods
Boss music huh? Sounds like the strain of all those electric motors finally giving out.
The only god warriors I know are the moderators on christian Minecraft servers. I don’t know who these women are, but they don’t look like gamers to me.
How to properly clean your metal computer no no no no no go back to another Chanel you are to popular get out
Amen
We all know gamer women are a myth come on my dude
My niggas
How to properly clean your metal computer
How dare you forget about the best God warrior Bibleman.
Barry really did get screwed over in life.
He just looks so defeated.
a year late but 2:20 HOW DARE YOUU
sad
"They were both looking for someone to cannibalize and ended up falling in love by accident."
Cr1tikal quote of the year 🤣
True story, that God Warrior and her friends are actually 3 of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse.
She is, obviously, famine.
She eats everyone's food, creating the famine, right? lol
Oh god oh fuck OH LAWD SHE COMIN
@@birdie8006 it'll take a few years for her to travel across the street but by god when she gets across there'll be hell to pay
Who would be death??
So she is famine AND the deadly sin gluttony?, or is that not even her final form.
11:08 I like how he just pulls out the crucifix he has like “lady, I’m a Christian too”
barry seems like such a nice man. he's very patient, even with someone like his wife, he deserves so much better.
3:11
She literally gets her own boss music while going down the escalator
this is a really long shot here. man, the tension is really building
______________________
God Warrior
The Bane of Barry
boss music lmao, this comment made me cry
Its all fun and games until your walking down the streets at night and it starts playing
When you turn the game back on after not playing it for like a month and you forgot what you were doing but you’re about to fight a boss with no armor and a stick
LMAO "she sounds like a twitch moderator melting down"
SINNERS, ALL
1,000th like let's go
This reminds me of when I was in PHP and this woman would lecture me on every break, because I made the mistake me mentioning that I played RPGs and ran a Vampire game. She would just come at me about how I was going to Hell every break, but if I would say anything like, "I think you are misunderstanding what playing vampire is....", she would start freaking out in this whole "I don't want to talk about anything on the dark side!" thing. So she wanted to start the topic, but any response was a spiritual attack. I finally had to ask her to stop talking to me outside of group, so I could get through a hour in piece, and the group leaders wouldn't let her talk about the subject in group.
The pentagram is specifically meant to trap demons for eternity (If you believe that stuff). It's never been an unholy symbol.
I believe that it is unholy when pointing down (to hell) but other than that it is generally good
@@theskullicorn4588 I don't think there was a difference between the two until demonologists came along, but you could be right. I do know that 666 is the only really popular satanic symbol that was actually called such in the Bible.
I'm an atheist, but I straight up hope God's real just so that after this lady dies she can throw a tantrum at the heavens gate wondering why they won't let her in
Because the Golden Gates only open so much
Break the stair way up
Same
Javi Me mmh tbh etc rusky tbh j u
I wonder if she'd ask to talk to the manager
"If you don't believe that God died on the cross..."
Hol' up.
Finally someone else caught that! Jesus wasn't god, he was the son of God. I'm an Atheist and I know her religion better than her
depends on the religion. Christianity jesus is the son, catholicism jesus is god
@@ShippoAlex finally, someone who gets it
I think Jesus is his son and a part of him at the same time. That's what I learned in school.
@@ShippoAlex Catholicism is a branch of Christianity. All Catholics are Christians but not all Christians are Catholics.
That friend girl is what buzzfeed quizzes would sound like in real life XD
i went nuts for that God freakout when I was a kid...i still think about it from time to time. A+ television
That pack of church moms really activated my anxiety lol
likira111 idk what you’re on about but I sense a wild pack of church moms trying to force me into a choir
@@jackrose3542 good for you, you're not the person I asked tho.
Yeah, I needed a Xanax..
Gave me flashbacks to attending a Mormon church.
@@walrider2133 oof
Barry’s probably rocking like 10 inches too
He'd need it to fucking breed with Jabba the Hutt over there. So much thigh he barely penetrates.
Would have to be to slip between the labyrinth of blubber.
@@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany the image that popped into my head from this comment made me gag and possibly throw up.
@Sean Wilkinson I watched that epi the other day on tv
One two inches makes it to the puss with all that fat
i wouldn’t be able to sleep at night with out this man his the dad i never had
So nice that they made a statue of her before she arrived! 4:30
She literially behaves like Mom from Binding Of Isaac. I feel very sorry for her kids
Maybe her kids will grow up to make cool video games as well?
@@BigGayIncorporated Her oldest daughter died in a car crash
@@scorpions7153 That was just a test from god lol
Lmao what an epic test, Isaac would be proud
The Real Truth Your username is too fitting
“God save us from the people who think they’re doing God’s work.”
- Dean Winchester
This women would certainly make for a good monster of the week episode
The people who want to be as Christian as possible are the ones that stir away from their religion
Amen
@@MrNilsiboy94 That episode could go one of two ways:
1) Angst filled, "I have to think about my faith", it's only a human/cult episode
2) This woman is some sort of elder God feeding off other's misery
Either way, sounds like my new favorite episode lmao
666th like 😁
Barry: exists
Charlie: you have to go faster than the speed of light, far beyond the speed of light. This will be difficult but you *need* to understand... I want you to run, Barry run!
‘Business Suit McGee’ would be a really great TV show
I got legit stressed out for that poor woman when the Karen's started to invade the house with their Jesus gift baskets.
I can only imagine that type of behavior being mentioned in a conversation between God and these women:
God:"Spread the word of my son's sacrifice and the sins he died for...I said spread it not force it, N-no seriously stop doing it like that...Maybe Gabriel was right...I should've sent the other meteor to this place."
Jesus:"Hey dad...so...Why is this family bullying this lady? I mean she looks like her default setting is stoned of her ass but..."
God:"...The consequence of free will paired with the choice of ignorance..."
Their fucking vibes man, the nastiest most hateful group of people I swear
Yeah, she looked so uncomfortable because she knew she’d get railed for not being ultra christian. Even though the whole “psychic natural herb aura” thing isn’t my cup of tea, she seems like a nice lady and not judgemental with her beliefs.
Her and Barry need to secretly catch a plane and start new lives together lmao
She's into weird pseudoscience too, though. This is a battle of Karens!
Not to mention cuisine that looks like it could've come from the kitchen of Jack, the Master of Mayonnaise himself.
Back in the day when cr1tikal never showed his face I imagined him as some slightly greasy rocker dude with long hair, a leather jacket, and plenty of beer. I'm glad he's starting to morph into that slowly.
I thought of him as a chadlike jock that was sorta embarrassed to show his face so he just always said alpha shit.
I imagined him as sans from undertale
Legend says Barry still hasn't gotten any strange, and Chris is still huffing farts to this day.
She has her own battle theme while going down the escalator
As a lesbian, I've never been more attracted to a man in my whole goddamn life. God bless you, Barry.
Of course the woman to say that would have no chance to sleep with him
I'm sure there's bigger studs than barry like ME
@@lolguy480 wdym Barry is the ULTIMATE nice chad
@@lolguy480 I don't know what your comment was meant to accomplish. Are you out here trying to show how much of a ''chad'' you are to a girl who said was lesbian? At this point you should try talking to a brick wall. Atleast the brick wall won't laugh at you.
@@lolguy480 Whatever you say, bud.
Charlie easily has the most interesting search history on the face of the Earth. His FBI Agent has the best job on the face of the Earth.
I'm sorry about what you saw in my most recent search. Maybe you should go to r/blessed images for a bit. Again I am SO SORRY! I was just curious!
@@Dragonemperess not forgiven
@@midgetman4206 best name i ever saw
Have you seen Agent Lambert anywhere? Last I've heard of him, he was assigned to a place called "Multpor."
You better have a warrant, G man.
Barry is amazing we need to see more of him
“Leave and don’t cry” needs to be told to so many people
Ah yes, the satanic ritual of
*"Drums n' Jambalaya"*
Traditions that were more or less invented or at the very least pioneered by Africans in the name of god. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(The comment was making fun of how the lady thought it was some occult ritual when it was literally just a wholesome gathering)
@@paragonrobbie9270 my b.
LOL
@@paragonrobbie9270 Stupid people afraid of the unknown. So.. just the usual.
I'm a year late, but I just hope Barry gets something good out of this, he's very sweet and deserves better.
Jeez it’s been a year
If its the barry i know and love he was slaying the other wife’s poonami the entire time
I feel like this aired some 15 years ago lol you're much too late for barry
Someone should just search him on facebook and be like "but did you smash?"
@@CyberSway surprisingly i do believe they're still together and she has made a dramatic turn around in her life. She is even working to get a reality show that puts her in uncomfortable, new (to her) social groups and give these groups good exposure.
The change came in light of her daughter's passing
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT AM A GOD WARRIOR
I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this but I love it
Barry is the strongest man i've ever seen.
like who the fuck else out here would be able to endure that wilderbeast for a day let alone a week
smh that lardwagon wiggles up a stairs and there's boss music playing
big up barry!
Lmao
A stronger man would leave, knowing his finite time on this earth is not worth being wasted on such a hog.
Lets all pray for my boi Barry.
Ironically the "god warrior" lady acts more cultish and "dark sided" than the people she's afraid of. Religion is scary.
God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts.
@@thelocalmethaddict9294 Is "spiritual fruit" a euphemism for vagina
@@janesmith1840 yes
@@janesmith1840 Only if the girl is a god warrior
Vulnerable people are scary, if she was sure of herself she wouldn't be lashing out so much.
THIS IS LITERALLY JUST JONES TOWN BUT WITHOUT ACID PUNCH.
After she throws up, she just goes into a normal fucking idle position like an npc, ignoring the fact she just "vomitted" lmao
If you don't believe that God died on the cross...
God didn't die... Jesus did...
Obviously watched the anime and didn't read the Manga.
*Face-palm* this was a joke, get over it.
Jesus is supposedly god so she's not wrong. Ok she's wrong but not in that way
@@jake3551 Yeah, you didn't read the author interview notes.
He's the son of God, the son of iron man wouldn't be iron man 😂he'd be the son of iron man
Jesus is God
@@carsonmccord6226 Yeah I know. Trinity.
Shes not fully a god warrior if she still has not yet defeated the ender dragon
She did defeat the ender dragon, in one bite
@@creemo5375 The hole between her teeth was the prove. The Ender dragon flew straight into her mouth.
Nice
I remember watching this episode live on tv
I feel bad for the dog he's probably the only sane creature in that house. I also like how she was coming down the escalator, the guy walked the other way lol.
Imagine being scared of a star. That's literally how you draw a star with a continuous line
LOSER ya pentagrams are upside down
@@tracenadams2566 even then, pentagrams are way older than the negative connotation christianity gave them. Pentagrams are often used as a symbol of protection. Christianity took it and demonized it to get more converts.
@@louiesatterwhite3885 What did pentagrams originally come from?
@@kingchickenwing4887 it was originally found on ancient writings in Mesopotamia from roughly 3000 BCE. It is theorized to have been referring to the 5 planets closest to the sun. Later cultures appropriated it for different things, and eventually christianity came along.
Louie Satterwhite same thing with swastikas
"He's a nice cult leader"
That's what they all say until the kool aid comes out
Nyle Trew Tattoos very nice
or the bliss barrels
@@anooseofficer7842 that's a throwback 😂
@@NyleTrewTattoos hehe
Until he tells you to drink rat poison.
Look it up, it happened recently. 😂
video: “he’s a psychic”
Charlie: “is he? I’m gonna fact check that real quick”
Killed me 😭😭😭
"I'm getting my doctorate"
"So you have your masters"
"Um...no..."
This lady doesnt have any education.
As strange as the "hypno-mom" is she actually seemed really nice and really helped out the "God-Warrior's" daughter. I honestly liked her.
I mean being weird/strange isn’t as bad as actively trying to harm others for not 100% believing in god
@@chillytm6751 definitely
The weird hippie couple feels more normal than the God warrior trying to ruin a poor man's life tbh.
What the god dammed fuck why can I do this
@@NeatherBack Someone's gonna try and decode that in several centuries
She could be a Dark Souls boss.
Asylum Demon's warrior
She looks like a fat humpty dumpty witch xD
She’s Smough.
She's already in borderlands
That's just what Pinwheel looks like under the cloak.
content like this is what keeps me going
Barry is an amazing human being. Thank you for reminding me that humanity has hope. No I’m not suicidal just kinda sadge.
Crazy Lady: What is your spiritual background?
Me: Minecraft
A true God warrior
Herobrine is the real lord
A fellow gamer I see 😎
Margaret isn’t the hero we deserved...
Seriously nobody deserves that.
LOL they had in in the first half not gonna lie!!!
I love you yoda
Barry is the hero we need
I hate that I have the same name as her
@Greasel Snatches yeah now she's pro gay rights i think.
*God warrior comes down the escalator*
Everyone in the airport: Why do I hear boss music?
Barry looks to be instantly regretting it.
"Jesus what kind of hipster family Is this?"
*"Is there any more SOY MILK?"*
They could just be lactose intolerant.
As someone who lives with a lactose intolerant person, it's actually difficult to have a semi-normal diet. She's vegan because it guarantees there won't be dairy, which she is very sensitive to.
Zaire I think it’s just a joke lol
@@Jogjosmowwdkfs Do you think I don't know that? Stop trying to instigate arguments.
Zaire I’m not, I was just genuinely confused, my dude
@@Jogjosmowwdkfs It doesn't matter whether you were confused or not, the way you wrote your comment is guaranteed to annoy people, so don't write them like that.
"I'm getting my doctorate"
"oh so you currently have a masters?"
"um.. No?"
Fucking gold
You make me laugh more than any other UA-cam channel thanks
The true God Warrior was obviously Barry. That man is so damn sweet.
Satan put that evil witch in his life to torture him.
"They were both looking for someone to cannibalize and they ended up just falling in love by accident."
Wtf thats hilarious
I thought my life was sad and then I met Barry I feel much better now.
"what were you thinking, Barry?"
I want to hug Barry. Just give em a big ole hug.
A true Grammar Nazi would have said "him", not "em." Have some pride, man.
@@bremensims6086 oh quit
@@josephgregor2455 I think he changed his name, so now my reply doesn't make any sense.
@@bremensims6086 I too am anal about grammar so I feel your pain.
Zaire to each their own in my ass. Preferably all of them in my ass.