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  • @billcarson6954
    @billcarson6954 Рік тому +87650

    “The trauma evaporates” 😂. That got me.

    • @SalemTechsperts
      @SalemTechsperts  Рік тому +2362

      I’m glad someone appreciated that joke!

    • @hunterlepage
      @hunterlepage Рік тому +188

      ​@@SalemTechspertsthe trauma evaporating is one of the reasons I love cleaning tech so much, it's so satisfying

    • @joshwright9304
      @joshwright9304 Рік тому +32

      zayum 😂😂😂

    • @AwesomeBlackDude
      @AwesomeBlackDude Рік тому +29

      ​@@SalemTechspertsyou was born with a broadcast radio voice?

    • @fgmisha5210
      @fgmisha5210 Рік тому +10

      ​@@SalemTechsperts в рассии всё нармальна ПК это просто он так сабирал

  • @DiamondRB
    @DiamondRB 10 місяців тому +31219

    In America, Fan cools CPU. In Soviet Russia, CPU COOLS FAN.

    • @ArtemRodionovass
      @ArtemRodionovass 10 місяців тому +642

      Just use snow and you don't need a fan just play out side or idk work + fresh air

    • @SoapChill
      @SoapChill 10 місяців тому +412

      I read that in a russian accent 😂😂😂

    • @DiamondRB
      @DiamondRB 10 місяців тому +250

      @@SoapChill I wrote that with a Russian accent 😂😂

    • @Fifty92Mine
      @Fifty92Mine 9 місяців тому +57

      It is because in Russia they have cooler cpus 🥶🥶🥶

    • @HunterAnsorge-ok9jk
      @HunterAnsorge-ok9jk 9 місяців тому +40

      In America, soviet jokes stop being funny in middle school.

  • @creatorvoss
    @creatorvoss Рік тому +3643

    He drove the damn car without the brakes. He’s a legend

    • @grom69
      @grom69 Рік тому +20

      Huh

    • @suri_exe
      @suri_exe Рік тому +12

      Wrong yt short, Mister

    • @ilovesalad2702
      @ilovesalad2702 Рік тому +36

      I think the comment can ACTUALLY fit the video, or that's what I think about it, it's not that hard ngl

    • @kironojr
      @kironojr Рік тому +13

      he also cooked his food without fire too
      amazing

    • @theomniscientoverlord5443
      @theomniscientoverlord5443 Рік тому +1

      @@ilovesalad2702 Crashing without an air bag?

  • @NoLimit_Niko
    @NoLimit_Niko Місяць тому +518

    The PC owner watching this: 👁️👄👁️

  • @edb3551
    @edb3551 Рік тому +4463

    Damn it's just amazing that the CPU isn't burned up .

    • @Testiculitis
      @Testiculitis Рік тому +155

      Isn't thermal throttling just amazing?

    • @thiefu01
      @thiefu01 Рік тому +102

      it shouldn't burn up. PC should go offline if temperature would to be too high

    • @keatonwastaken
      @keatonwastaken Рік тому +111

      Electronics are a lot smarter these days, they will basically do anything to not have itself die, such as extreme throttling or forcing a shutdown before it even gets close to a dangerous point.

    • @klauskinski139
      @klauskinski139 Рік тому

      @@keatonwastaken a few more years and Skynet will become self aware and see Humans as the Parasite enemy..

    • @berjerky
      @berjerky Рік тому +24

      The old intel used to just shut down the PC on high temperature while AMD was getting burned. That's why the Intel superiority will always be stuck with me

  • @eternalexilededge5035
    @eternalexilededge5035 Рік тому +18715

    In Soviet Russia, CPU handles fan's heat.

  • @zynplayz
    @zynplayz Рік тому +5970

    "Even if it says smart buy, the builder might be a dumb guy"
    Had me on the floor

  • @ruchigupta6347
    @ruchigupta6347 19 днів тому +57

    Where Is the greatest technician that's ever lived

  • @erkanerkan3643
    @erkanerkan3643 4 місяці тому +3154

    i think the guy who built the pc thought it was saying
    DO NOT REMOVE

    • @DubNation2016
      @DubNation2016 Місяць тому +50

      Donut Remover???

    • @santos.l.halper1999
      @santos.l.halper1999 Місяць тому +25

      I think this was actually built by the Verge

    • @sparrowarchive
      @sparrowarchive 17 днів тому +10

      the guy just didn't care. In Russia if you work with PC stuff you just can't ignore learning at least a bit of English

    • @crazedzeen
      @crazedzeen 9 днів тому +1

      ​@@sparrowarchive you will be surprised how much is done without knowing a word in English.

    • @muffinmmm7236
      @muffinmmm7236 5 днів тому

      @@DubNation2016 three stooges reference?

  • @RetroBitTech
    @RetroBitTech Рік тому +19119

    My boy used bubble gum as thermal paste 💀

    • @sirhanhilalnodjeng6414
      @sirhanhilalnodjeng6414 Рік тому +1159

      With enough amount 💀

    • @Maxcraft7050
      @Maxcraft7050 Рік тому +374

      XD I think it's thermal grizzly thermal paste (but yeah it looks like gum lmao)

    • @defaultdan7923
      @defaultdan7923 Рік тому +256

      WHY WAS IT PRE SPREAD

    • @Maxcraft7050
      @Maxcraft7050 Рік тому +814

      @@defaultdan7923 because he spread it but didn't record it??

    • @defaultdan7923
      @defaultdan7923 Рік тому +188

      @@Maxcraft7050 the IHS spreads automatically. maybe it's just a material that I am not used to seeing the viscosity of, but even then, just a pea is needed, then let the cooler and CPU handle the rest.

  • @MasterGamer-jx4qk
    @MasterGamer-jx4qk 9 місяців тому +7628

    "Even if it says SmartBuy the builder might be a dumb guy" killed me 💀

    • @mels_hell
      @mels_hell 9 місяців тому +98

      Same energy as 'would rather be a smart fella than a fart smella'

    • @Vaul.
      @Vaul. 9 місяців тому +6

      @@sawyer745is that you in your profile picture? Gross.

    • @BucketOfOofs
      @BucketOfOofs 9 місяців тому +14

      @@Vaul. why do you care though?

    • @grizoh
      @grizoh 9 місяців тому +14

      Why do I read UA-cam comments...

    • @TenshiKori
      @TenshiKori 9 місяців тому +1

      It even rhymes

  • @shoopdawhoop8730
    @shoopdawhoop8730 Місяць тому +80

    Guys... you should apply as little paste as possible! The paste is just for the tiny little grooves to fill in and not to be a thick layer in between

    • @Looneybob1
      @Looneybob1 26 днів тому +23

      I was thinking the same thing. Looked like FAR too much paste on the CPU.

    • @bartfelix2949
      @bartfelix2949 26 днів тому

      Lol...naa i slather that shit on, cpu temp always low....id rather have more on it than potentionally frying your cpu

    • @shoopdawhoop8730
      @shoopdawhoop8730 25 днів тому +2

      @@bartfelix2949 It would be lower with less i bet ;)

    • @bartfelix2949
      @bartfelix2949 25 днів тому +2

      @shoopdawhoop8730 nope actually better i put more on this time around

    • @jkstudio131
      @jkstudio131 25 днів тому +3

      @@bartfelix2949 you're objectively wrong, and id be scared to use any pc you built with that ignorant mindset

  • @BroadCastPlanet
    @BroadCastPlanet Рік тому +3111

    You forgot to say “The Greatest Technician that’s ever lived!”

    • @MARS-gw6sf
      @MARS-gw6sf 10 місяців тому +22

      Fir this video it would be "tHe grEAtest CustOmEr THat hAs Ever LiVeD"

    • @boredSoloDev
      @boredSoloDev 10 місяців тому +3

      It's implied

    • @heeelion134
      @heeelion134 10 місяців тому +6

      he put on far to much thermal paste rofl. not the greatest

    • @sowsow6677
      @sowsow6677 10 місяців тому

      yeah

    • @Fweaka
      @Fweaka 9 місяців тому +3

      @@heeelion134 Isn't it supposed to be an ironic statement anyway? I don't think he believes he's the greatest.

  • @skymaster0yt
    @skymaster0yt Рік тому +7088

    >removes a literal sticker
    "That will be $800"

    • @ДмитрийДобровольский-д4ю
      @ДмитрийДобровольский-д4ю Рік тому +80

      Какой сюр..Неужели так легко наклейка радиатора процессора отклеивается. Обычно надо въебать, что б под трением, клей разогрелся и легко отставал. Тогда можно отдирать всех

    • @Schdt
      @Schdt Рік тому +53

      @@ДмитрийДобровольский-д4юу меня опыта такого всего где-то 3 раза - и каждый раз просто снималась наклейка.

    • @indestructible247
      @indestructible247 Рік тому +248

      @@Schdt we all know you used google translate there bud

    • @actual_garbage
      @actual_garbage Рік тому +141

      ​@@Schdt
      RU: молодец что хоть как-то пытался поговорить с русско-говорящим, но google translate имеет ужасные переводы
      ENG: i appreciate the fact that you tried in some way communicate with a russian speaker, but google translate has terrible translations

    • @ToN_-_618
      @ToN_-_618 Рік тому +42

      ​@@actual_garbagecomment translator translated RU to EN lol

  • @urvanglalwani
    @urvanglalwani 7 місяців тому +1817

    You forgot "the greatest technician that's ever lived"

    • @BasharAlmustafa
      @BasharAlmustafa 6 місяців тому +38

      indeed. pure failure in editing

    • @Sunny_Biscoito
      @Sunny_Biscoito 6 місяців тому +9

      Yeah, I miss it

    • @missingno7313
      @missingno7313 4 місяці тому +7

      The phrase isn't there? Dislike

    • @chestofgamingyt9886
      @chestofgamingyt9886 3 місяці тому +4

      THAS WU IM SAYI- *Chair disassembly*

    • @MozzaBurger88
      @MozzaBurger88 2 місяці тому +11

      That was one of his early shorts... Before he turned into THE. GREATEST. TECHNICIAN. THAT'S EVER LIVED.
      Those were dark times.

  • @DidineSough
    @DidineSough Місяць тому +13

    "But thankfully i have tiny raccoons like finger" 💀

  • @Ed_Crumbs
    @Ed_Crumbs 8 місяців тому +5738

    Bro put the coagulated pepto bismol as the new thermal paste

    • @Eldepcol
      @Eldepcol 7 місяців тому +235

      Bro got the Barbie thermal paste 💀

    • @adventurtle2533
      @adventurtle2533 7 місяців тому

      ​@@danielguinoza2686 nerd

    • @Frapskillar
      @Frapskillar 7 місяців тому +90

      Looks like Thermal Grizzly Kryonaut Extreme to me. A really good paste

    • @some_cool_random_guy
      @some_cool_random_guy 6 місяців тому +7

      😂

    • @BigPanda096
      @BigPanda096 5 місяців тому +49

      That's definitely thermo grizzly chryonaughtbextreme it's absolutely a high end high quality long life paste. This guy uses good quality products from what I've seen, he doesn't skimp out.

  • @Murmanskkk
    @Murmanskkk 8 місяців тому +2753

    Who needs a cooler when you got the entire siberia region to cool your cpu

    • @garrettmorano3038
      @garrettmorano3038 6 місяців тому +199

      Come to. Think of it, maybe Russians design their computers like space craft, they need as much internal heat as possible in their computers so they don't freeze in the Siberian winters

    • @Liljinks
      @Liljinks 5 місяців тому +34

      @@garrettmorano3038 doubt it, Russian houses have heaters, so it wouldn’t need that. The person making it probs was just being dumb

    • @Aron34698
      @Aron34698 5 місяців тому +63

      ​@@Liljinksr/woosh

    • @dead-channel6842
      @dead-channel6842 5 місяців тому +12

      ​@@Liljinksthis is going in those sub-reddits😂

    • @XxFranxX6969
      @XxFranxX6969 4 місяці тому +5

      ​@@Liljinks I'm actually glad you guys didn't argue, cuz that's very rare in UA-cam shorts

  • @AzuretheDumpster
    @AzuretheDumpster Рік тому +5340

    "Even if it says smart buy, the builder might be a dumb guy"
    -Salem
    -Tech Support Quotes of the Year

    • @willbill7250
      @willbill7250 Рік тому +7

      In Soviet Russia bike rides you

    • @davidlee9854
      @davidlee9854 Рік тому +3

      Best quote real

    • @u.a.nugroho
      @u.a.nugroho Рік тому

      Builder: Will not service again on Salem..

    • @nidhishshivashankar4885
      @nidhishshivashankar4885 Рік тому

      Had no right going so hard

    • @AlexKuz
      @AlexKuz Рік тому

      Not to mention smart buy is one of the freaking worst vendors of them all here in Russia. I don't even know if it's spread in the outside world

  • @Caydos
    @Caydos 20 днів тому +2

    That CPUs gotta get a brand new fresh air of freedom and capitalism at its finest

  • @Glogalog
    @Glogalog Рік тому +2440

    “How much thermal paste should I use?”
    “Yes”

    • @TheDenVx
      @TheDenVx Рік тому +18

      "use"

    • @atnfn
      @atnfn Рік тому +45

      Looked like bubblegum or something. Never seen pink thermal paste.

    • @l5ismi
      @l5ismi Рік тому +7

      ​@@atnfntrue lol most are just gray

    • @lexavlogs7149
      @lexavlogs7149 Рік тому +50

      ​@@atnfnits the best thermal paste the kryonaut crío extreme

    • @Dobut1
      @Dobut1 Рік тому

      🍷🗿

  • @Guru_1092
    @Guru_1092 Рік тому +4834

    I'm genuinely impressed that 11th gen i5 is still running. I mean, I know they thermal throttle to protect avoid damage (as most CPUs do), but a constant heating and cooling cycle isn't good for any silicon, especially considering 11th gen ran a little toasty (though nowhere near as much as 12th and 13th)

    • @SalemTechsperts
      @SalemTechsperts  Рік тому +370

      My 5800x died in less than 1 year because I didn’t notice it overheating due to my MSI Mag pump getting clogged and failing. TWO TIMES. Respect for this little i5.

    • @youcefdz5598
      @youcefdz5598 Рік тому +20

      but that propably reduced it's life span by a lot

    • @Cass-zb9nr
      @Cass-zb9nr Рік тому +42

      A plastic piece of film likely isnt going to hamper cooling more than a failed pump will, most it probably did is throttle to keep itself within spec and be fine otherwise.

    • @SeanPennII
      @SeanPennII Рік тому +30

      Dude laptops run forever and most gaming laptops run into the 90s. This isnt quite a myth, but its extremely overblown

    • @mikepro-ww5fg
      @mikepro-ww5fg Рік тому +15

      Intel cpus seem to be fine with a little extra heat. I’ve seen laptops run at 98 all day

  • @s-mode3325
    @s-mode3325 Рік тому +1052

    The "smart buy, dumb guy" line goes pretty hard

  • @jademonass2954
    @jademonass2954 23 дні тому +6

    the heatsink being the wrong way reminded me of when i first got my pc and the guy manadged to install 3/5 of the fans the wrong way

  • @SalemTechsperts
    @SalemTechsperts  Рік тому +7307

    The pink paste is blended chicken nug…I mean Thermal Grizzly Kryonaut Extreme. No I didn’t put too much on. There was no spillover after applying heatsink. This paste is thick, I use a jug to scoop and the applicator to spread. It looks MUCH thicker on camera than it actually is. Gamers Nexus had the EXACT same issue ua-cam.com/video/EUWVVTY63hc/v-deo.html

    • @thenarrator4520
      @thenarrator4520 Рік тому +19

      orayt

    • @nova3855
      @nova3855 Рік тому +68

      thats pretty cool, never seen thermal paste being pink

    • @knockdoun
      @knockdoun Рік тому +71

      nah thats pink sauce

    • @GamingDad
      @GamingDad Рік тому +60

      Pretty sure that was a can of Play-Doh. Thermal paste shouldn't really be much more than a pea. You want to even out the contact between the metal not cushion it.

    • @shad_GS
      @shad_GS Рік тому +4

      My graphics card gets very hot, and I cleaned it and changed the thermal paste and nothing, it still gets very hot.
      If you have any suggestions or ideas, please leave me a message on how to fix this.
      have a nice day or night.

  • @muttonshop1
    @muttonshop1 Рік тому +1938

    Russian assembler: American CPU..let it heat in Russian winter.

  • @mwim1226
    @mwim1226 Рік тому +1545

    Tiny racoon fingers was all i needed to hear. Instant thumbs up.

  • @derpythean-comdoge8608
    @derpythean-comdoge8608 3 місяці тому +9

    to be fair, bro is in russia, pc cools itself

  • @photonic6206
    @photonic6206 Рік тому +4127

    Bro has the doors elevator music in the back 💀

  • @petrik6714
    @petrik6714 Рік тому +1086

    Moral of the story: always check on your PC builder hands if they're small, they can be trusted

    • @Gandoan
      @Gandoan Рік тому +37

      Raccoons build best PCs.

    • @joseph1150
      @joseph1150 Рік тому +15

      @@Gandoan The best PC I ever owned was a dumpster find...

    • @ptbro3334
      @ptbro3334 Рік тому +8

      ​@@joseph1150Sometimes you are lucky

    • @joseph1150
      @joseph1150 Рік тому +8

      @@ptbro3334 It's a joke about racoons. But I actually did find a cool Tandy 5000 out of a dumpster, it's original 1989 base price was 5000 USD with the version I found costing 7000 USD.

    • @Teddyponsel2626
      @Teddyponsel2626 Рік тому +3

      can putin build a russian pc?

  • @consolelivesmatter
    @consolelivesmatter Місяць тому +2

    The dangers of drinking vodka and building

  • @retrosai
    @retrosai Рік тому +481

    "That will be $150, Sir. Plus tax."

    • @winterinvicta
      @winterinvicta Рік тому +18

      Capitalism I guess. And the buyer will never know what went wrong. Unless he tells them but then it would seem like a scam.

    • @retrosai
      @retrosai Рік тому +3

      @@winterinvicta well said

    • @WestVirginiaWildlife
      @WestVirginiaWildlife Рік тому

      @@winterinvicta "Capitalism", you mean free market? Don't want it, don't buy it. Socialism is coveting your neighbor's goods and thus begets evil fruits as shown in every country that implements it.

    • @Wavedashnoir
      @Wavedashnoir Рік тому +17

      Yea it's almost like it's how he affords food 😂

    • @voli293
      @voli293 Рік тому +7

      ​@sovietwinter3156 Capitalism 😍, honestly though, bro could have done it himself. Now hes expected to pay more than the service was warranted for.

  • @SeminarChauffeur
    @SeminarChauffeur Рік тому +407

    If Uncle Roger was a tech reviewer, he would've put his leg down from chair with this. 😂

  • @Shmoxx.
    @Shmoxx. Рік тому +217

    The doors theme is a vibe

  • @GamingGameplay
    @GamingGameplay 4 місяці тому +5

    I laughed so hard when i saw that sign "WARNING Remove before installation 🤣🤣

  • @jorgealanrv3494
    @jorgealanrv3494 6 місяців тому +147

    Every time he says "tiny raccoon like fingers" kills me 😂

  • @prkingman
    @prkingman Рік тому +224

    bro was rizzing up the pipes 💀

    • @SalemTechsperts
      @SalemTechsperts  Рік тому +18

      👀

    • @JustLostTheGame
      @JustLostTheGame Рік тому +3

      Ah, I see you still think we're saying rizz lmao

    • @josephsagotti8786
      @josephsagotti8786 Рік тому +5

      ​@@JustLostTheGamewho is we?

    • @drvurruct2274
      @drvurruct2274 Рік тому +5

      ​@@JustLostTheGameMany words that enter the public lexicon are only used for a short while, but many others are able to remain, even if they start out being memed.

    • @BigDees19
      @BigDees19 Рік тому

      Wtf rizz ? 😂maaaaan y'all some straight buster 🤡 using ebonic words like rizz for your words 💀💀💀

  • @speedy744
    @speedy744 Рік тому +338

    He’s got little raccoon fingers, now that’s a talent

  • @Cadess_s
    @Cadess_s 3 дні тому

    Wow, he made a video without insulting us, props to you man

  • @kingkeshi1140
    @kingkeshi1140 11 місяців тому +278

    Nah, the builder knew the weather of Russia would cool it down so it actually needed heating.

    • @eancola6111
      @eancola6111 9 місяців тому +30

      We install like this so we can use as space heater in Siberian winter

    • @rogerpratchet
      @rogerpratchet 9 місяців тому +5

      ​@@eancola6111I confirm that the top cover, when heated enough, begins to work as an IR heater.

    • @sal_strazzullo
      @sal_strazzullo 9 місяців тому +3

      This should be the pinned comment 😂

    • @OKE0KE
      @OKE0KE 9 місяців тому +1

      dude it’s not so cold in Russia we have almost the same climate like in a North America

  • @user-vk5mz4wc6d
    @user-vk5mz4wc6d 9 місяців тому +845

    The doors theme is already a classic and i love that.

  • @crockpot5850
    @crockpot5850 Рік тому +373

    bro is that a squished peep as the thermal paste 💀

    • @SalemTechsperts
      @SalemTechsperts  Рік тому +56

      Thermal Grizzly Kryonaut Extreme 😂

    • @catslayer7023
      @catslayer7023 Рік тому +7

      ​@@SalemTechspertsi actually had it on my pentium 4 and always thought it was some thermal paste from the dollar store and only temporarly useable

    • @UnsungAces
      @UnsungAces Рік тому +16

      ​@@catslayer7023except kryonauts suffer from dryouts sooner because it's made for enthusiast watercooling and generally less viscous, this CPU does not need that paste and a long lasting paste such as MX-4/MX-6/NT-H2 would be a better choice as it dries out much later

    • @Dirty_Bear22
      @Dirty_Bear22 Рік тому +2

      ⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@UnsungAces This is the extreme version, not comparable with base Kryonaut. Also less viscous? The extreme is way thicker then something like Artic mx-5. Also no brand name paste dries out, what you are referring to is pump out, which is the psychical leaking of paste due to heat cycles. All that said, the lifespan track record for the extreme is well…unknown.
      Viscosity isn’t a great indicator of lifespan either, thiner pastes like Artic mx-5 have great lifespan. What’s more important is it’s ability to not flow away under heat, which is far more difficult to determine.

    • @ChewyChicken589
      @ChewyChicken589 Рік тому +1

      Don't be ridiculous, it's Pepto-Bismol

  • @Mrmat1632
    @Mrmat1632 3 дні тому

    Rare footage of him not using the line: "the greatest technician that's ever lived"

  • @Bessievr
    @Bessievr 10 місяців тому +812

    “Tiny raccoon like fingers” 😂made me laugh out my brain

    • @jareg7821
      @jareg7821 10 місяців тому +5

      I don't even have that big fingers but some of these angles in the pc building process got me so damn frustrated

    • @itsdokuro610
      @itsdokuro610 9 місяців тому +2

      That's what she said

    • @MonkeySus123
      @MonkeySus123 9 місяців тому +1

      it..aint..even funny :///

    • @lunchbox1553
      @lunchbox1553 9 місяців тому

      ​@@MonkeySus123 Aw man, I was smiling, but now that it is confirmed not to be funny, I can't do that anymore...

    • @kinderdm
      @kinderdm 9 місяців тому

      This was the source of 90% of my frustration last time I built a PC, and why I'm just considering buying a pre-built this time instead. Huge sausage fingers only get less nimble with age.

  • @NG_crashes.
    @NG_crashes. 11 місяців тому +715

    Imagine the customer saw this video 💀💀💀

    • @thedude7134
      @thedude7134 10 місяців тому +26

      He wouldn't understand anyway.

    • @naregames7279
      @naregames7279 10 місяців тому +13

      ​@@thedude7134I'm Russian and I understand this

    • @thedude7134
      @thedude7134 10 місяців тому +27

      @@naregames7279 are you the customer?

    • @naregames7279
      @naregames7279 10 місяців тому +6

      @@thedude7134 no

    • @Kamen_Demonz_Kazael
      @Kamen_Demonz_Kazael 10 місяців тому

      ​@@naregames7279then shut up. (Sorry tho)

  • @texasred5250
    @texasred5250 Рік тому +232

    Exact reason I built my own computer even though I knew nothing about them, was like “Aight time to learn.” 😂

    • @evgenyreshetnikov3483
      @evgenyreshetnikov3483 Рік тому +16

      Yeah, and after be like: "shit's easier than Lego!"

    • @BaconNationChannel
      @BaconNationChannel Рік тому +2

      Its definitely easier than 15 years ago!

    • @jamesbarnett8832
      @jamesbarnett8832 Рік тому +11

      100% one of the "i dont trust people, fuck it we ball" moments in my life

    • @texasred5250
      @texasred5250 Рік тому +6

      @@evgenyreshetnikov3483 Definitely not, the actual complexity of putting them together is simpler yeah but the risks and know how to pick parts is not something to scoff at. Buy the wrong thing and you’re fucked, make a small slip and you fry something, still a fuck it we ball moment

    • @MrPr1nglz
      @MrPr1nglz Рік тому

      ​@@texasred5250Actually, it's not that hard. As long as you source your parts from a reputable place and know how to apply thermal paste, you're golden.
      "If it fits, it sits"

  • @danielgrowingshow5529
    @danielgrowingshow5529 9 днів тому

    Rare footage of him not saying that he is the greatest technician that's ever lived

  • @Bounty4919
    @Bounty4919 Рік тому +62

    As a Russian, I can say that this is really possible. Many builders from stores do not know the basic things, most often they have terrible cable management and such problems...

    • @SalemTechsperts
      @SalemTechsperts  Рік тому +37

      I only mention Russian because the sticker is in English. Builders like this exist in every country. It's a human problem, not a country problem 👍

    • @myslef7636
      @myslef7636 Рік тому

      Какой наивный, каким образом он отправил свой комп в сша когда страна под тонной санкций

    • @JustMemzz
      @JustMemzz Рік тому +7

      @@SalemTechsperts You shouldn't have said that its from russia, there is too much racism in the comment section

    • @Rebe-Caufman
      @Rebe-Caufman Рік тому +6

      Slava Ukraine katsap

    • @JustMemzz
      @JustMemzz Рік тому

      ​@@Rebe-Caufman маме твоей жиробасине привет

  • @snakeNP215
    @snakeNP215 Рік тому +113

    The “even if it says smart buy, the builder might be a dumb guy” got me to subscribe😂😂

  • @martinlarsson6621
    @martinlarsson6621 Рік тому +546

    I've built PCs for myself and for friends & family my entire life, and I'm ashamed to say that on my latest build for myself I managed to make this mistake. At that point I didn't even CBA to troubleshoot it as I had a lot of problems with deliveries, a DOA and more, so I just payed someone $50 to fix it for me. I was pretty embarrassed when they informed me what was wrong :S

    • @robsonrobbi1763
      @robsonrobbi1763 Рік тому +8

      Maybe you should sell ice cream

    • @robsonrobbi1763
      @robsonrobbi1763 Рік тому

      Maybe you should sell ice cream

    • @gabrielgaby5840
      @gabrielgaby5840 Рік тому

      Oh.. don't make that mistake again.. ! how much did it cost to buy..?

    • @F_e_l_i_x_
      @F_e_l_i_x_ Рік тому +7

      If you build and do this mistake, there is no hope. Pick a new hobby.

    • @gabrielgaby5840
      @gabrielgaby5840 Рік тому

      Good Luck friend, thanks for reply.... 😊❣️

  • @TF_tuber567
    @TF_tuber567 12 днів тому

    finally one of these videos that doesn’t roast the ever living shit out of all its viewers

  • @1mtk
    @1mtk 9 місяців тому +214

    That finger flicking skill.

  • @Cold_plazs
    @Cold_plazs 5 місяців тому +242

    Bro proved himself that he is "the greatest technician that ever lived"💀

    • @fuwee187
      @fuwee187 29 днів тому +2

      His just All talk and does The same Basic easy shit everyone else does

    • @MegaBunky2
      @MegaBunky2 28 днів тому

      He actually didn't say "THE GREATEST TECHNICIAN THAT EVER LIVED!" this time. That's a first!

  • @Popug.
    @Popug. Рік тому +47

    Bro failed to summon the whole Russian IT community

  • @Special_Agent_Tapochek
    @Special_Agent_Tapochek 15 днів тому +1

    "The stupidest technician-politician EVER"

  • @rohitsingh5271
    @rohitsingh5271 Рік тому +184

    "Even the smallest adjustment takes a lot of courage"- Me

    • @skither4305
      @skither4305 Рік тому +1

      Jesus loves all of you! Turn to him before it’s too late!

    • @avixs1543
      @avixs1543 Рік тому

      @@skither4305 Jesus is dead, God is not real.

  • @Ender_P.K
    @Ender_P.K Рік тому +32

    "Может, если бы это было бы написано на русском вместо английского, они бы выполнили указания" - had me dying 😂

    • @grdr9567
      @grdr9567 Рік тому

      it just shows that russians dumb af

    • @ВсеволодКушнерчук
      @ВсеволодКушнерчук Рік тому +2

      Ты перевёл на русский оригинальный текст, но свой комментарий написал на английском?

    • @fanatp0stpanka
      @fanatp0stpanka Рік тому

      ​@@ВсеволодКушнерчуклогика вышла из чата

  • @sirxanthor
    @sirxanthor Рік тому +361

    Some of the worst DIY home builds I had to clean over the years was user using silicon pipe rubber sealer instead of Thermal paste under the heat sink. A funny repair I did, clearly showed me HP techs from HP, don't know their own equipment. Three different techs told my customer, that their mother board was dead, and needed a $380 replacement. All it actually needed, was several pin jumpers the owners kid accidentally vacuumed off the pins when cleaning the dust out with his mom's vacuum 😂

    • @Jordan_offline_
      @Jordan_offline_ 11 місяців тому +12

      Seriously brother, HP tech support are the worst, once my mom's hp's stopped charging and when she went to the repair shop, they made her a bill of 300 $, before anything I made a hunch that the charger was at fault and bought a new charger for around 50 bucks and it started charging.

    • @sirxanthor
      @sirxanthor 11 місяців тому

      @@Jordan_offline_ you just discovered one of the worlds unknown mysteries, which is where did all the Radio Shack technicians go, when Tandy shut their doors. 😂.
      Do me a favor, next time you charge, feel the battery and see if it's super hot. Sometimes it's not actually the charger, it's the battery not accepting a charge, and the replacement charger is higher amperage where it sometimes punches through and starts the battery charging a bit, but runs super hot which can lead to a battery fire. If you got it from let's say, Best Buy and it was open, and they gave you every excuse for why it was, check the serial number on the battery, and see if it pairs with the laptop. Some of those batteries are over priced and it's not unheard of where a customer buys same or like model, swaps the battery out, hence the serial not matching, then returns it saying they didn't use it, which GS checks and doesn't bother to check battery, takes it back and sells it to an unsuspecting customer. Oh, don't fall for their free virus scans either. Most PCs aren't infected, they are just slow due to all the garbage in the registry, and many a times a system going in clean, comes out infected. Just watch on a weekend, all the laptops being scanned. Watch how the tech takes the thumb drive out, and puts it into the next system waiting. Whatever the other PC had, your PC will now have. HP is the only laptop I trust. Desktops Gigabyte Or ASUS motherboard. I'm not saying tech support is good, as they suck as much as HP. Dell, well I haven't seen a Dell in a few years, but I rank them on my dislike list, close to Tandy.

    • @SWTORLOL87
      @SWTORLOL87 11 місяців тому +1

      I’m certain they knew and didn’t care it was an easy fix.

    • @sirxanthor
      @sirxanthor 11 місяців тому +1

      @@SWTORLOL87 not the rubber silicone. Meant to say inside the socket. Not an easy fix at all.

    • @CrazyRiverOtter
      @CrazyRiverOtter 11 місяців тому +2

      In HP'S defense (I can't believe I'm defending these people) how the FUCK are you supposed to anticipate that someone used CAULK instead of THERMAL PASTE. How does that HAPPEN.

  • @arloengholm3748
    @arloengholm3748 4 дні тому

    He didn't say "the greatest technician that ever lived"

  • @thecpmr6276
    @thecpmr6276 Рік тому +35

    I love how lovingly you talk about the stuff you're repairing here. That's good for the soul.

  • @aadeejain8459
    @aadeejain8459 Рік тому +863

    "Even if it says smart buy,the builder might be dumb guy"😂🔥
    Edit: Holy moly I'm famous 😁

    • @kalzindor803
      @kalzindor803 Рік тому +9

      Lucky it was i5 intel. If its i9 probably burned his entire house. Exteme space heater.

    • @prajwal4080
      @prajwal4080 Рік тому +2

      Bro got that PC rizz💀

    • @neilque4336
      @neilque4336 Рік тому +1

      Pov: customer sweats when he heard "dumb guy"

    • @jaimereyes3583
      @jaimereyes3583 Рік тому

      Lol

    • @KlodFather
      @KlodFather Рік тому

      HEY! I resemble that remark! LOL 😜

  • @G_Kurth
    @G_Kurth Рік тому +169

    Daamn the poet on the end tho.😂😂😂

  • @Cj-psfan
    @Cj-psfan 2 дні тому +1

    The Russian cool weather didn't let this cpu die😢

  • @Tsutaurushi
    @Tsutaurushi Рік тому +164

    This reminds me of a friend of mine who was in the same situation. He didn't know about it since he had had the pc built. One day out of curiosity I tell him to start the Afterburner while he was playing and tell me the temperatures. 95 C°. In short, that i5 was melting. It had been like this for 6 years. I told him to take it to show somewhere and so he did. It was basically the heatsink sticker that hadn't been removed.

    • @SalemTechsperts
      @SalemTechsperts  Рік тому +23

      You hate to see it 😭

    • @DanorDave
      @DanorDave Рік тому +2

      So uhm if a gaming laptop is running at 90 and 100 degrees goo or no goo

    • @Tsutaurushi
      @Tsutaurushi Рік тому +6

      @@DanorDave It is "normal" for a laptop to have high temperatures. Since we are in summer I would advise you to use a ventilated base to cool it. Such temperatures occur due to the type of effort that the components have to sustain in those few centimeters of space. And if we add that the laptop may have a non-optimal dissipation system then it is obvious that such high temperatures arrive

    • @DanorDave
      @DanorDave Рік тому +1

      @Tsutaurushi oh ok!, ive been having my laptop for 5 years now, never really thought about the high temps, but thanks

    • @Tsutaurushi
      @Tsutaurushi Рік тому +6

      @@DanorDave Glad to help you understand. High temperatures can be a big deal in a laptop because they can lead to thermal trottling and give you less performance, especially if it's a laptop that's several years old. So I would advise you to follow my advice to take a cooling base

  • @Imhim_56
    @Imhim_56 11 місяців тому +154

    No match for the greatest technician that ever lived

    • @XZ-III
      @XZ-III 10 місяців тому

      but every person who has built a computer in general should know to remove that tag just in general even if you dont understand what it reads

  • @_binzy
    @_binzy Рік тому +24

    Gotta love the use of the Elevator Jam music from Doors

    • @Peog
      @Peog Рік тому

      Yea

  • @scop3r
    @scop3r Рік тому +530

    As russian I can say this is certified DNS moment

    • @mihaelisaev
      @mihaelisaev Рік тому

      Either DNS or just bullshit from the author

    • @bensgarage8325
      @bensgarage8325 Рік тому +43

      They hire teens because they can under pay them.
      Just because your Narek can press the power button and your computer turns on doesn't make him a tech genius.

    • @spacemanx9595
      @spacemanx9595 Рік тому +9

      Maybe you should focus on Putin bro

    • @bensgarage8325
      @bensgarage8325 Рік тому +68

      @@spacemanx9595 why?

    • @fozart-9309
      @fozart-9309 Рік тому +111

      @@spacemanx9595 shut up lol,don't bring politics here,we discuss market ya know.

  • @Cloud67TR
    @Cloud67TR 4 місяці тому +5

    that cpu had a 1up and almost got a game over

  • @Dododude96
    @Dododude96 6 місяців тому +14

    Ngl the cake frosting as thermal paste is a flex

  • @pateytothefirst
    @pateytothefirst Рік тому +87

    I HAD THE SAME PROBLEM! I bought a prebuilt PC a while back but it was overheating I disassembled it and saw the glorious "Remove Before Installation" sign. Check before using

  • @angelsantillan1736
    @angelsantillan1736 10 місяців тому +35

    “Small raccoon fingers “😂😂

  • @arbitrarycnx2095
    @arbitrarycnx2095 18 днів тому

    Missing "The greatest technician that's ever lived"

  • @user-xj5pp1uo8y
    @user-xj5pp1uo8y Рік тому +78

    "Even if it's a smart buy, the builder might be a dumb guy"
    that made me giggle 💀💀💀💀

    • @seidcustomizedemployment1795
      @seidcustomizedemployment1795 Рік тому

      Copy comment kidoo

    • @ДмитрийДобровольский-д4ю
      @ДмитрийДобровольский-д4ю Рік тому

      Какой сюр..Неужели так легко наклейка радиатора процессора отклеивается. Обычно надо въебать, что б под трением, клей разогрелся и легко отставал. Тогда можно отдирать всех

    • @user-xj5pp1uo8y
      @user-xj5pp1uo8y Рік тому +1

      @@seidcustomizedemployment1795 Is it a crime to have the same opinion like everybody else? 💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @user-xj5pp1uo8y
      @user-xj5pp1uo8y Рік тому

      @@seidcustomizedemployment1795 tbh at this point, everyone has the same opinion. stop the "copy comment" shit 💀

  • @TAP7a
    @TAP7a Рік тому +160

    11th gen as well, those things are space heaters that occasionally compute in their spare time, I'm impressed it survived

    • @vladapostol5950
      @vladapostol5950 Рік тому

      Lol well said

    • @H8nji
      @H8nji Рік тому +2

      My 11700k is constantly running Minecraft and AutoCad for maximum heating during the winter.

    • @CommanderWiggins
      @CommanderWiggins Рік тому

      So convenient to have a space heater you can game on!

    • @TAP7a
      @TAP7a Рік тому

      @@H8nji have you put your case on its side and tried cooking marshmallows over the cooler?

    • @H8nji
      @H8nji Рік тому +1

      @@TAP7a did that with an egg and a frying pan once.

  • @rustycr0w
    @rustycr0w Рік тому +37

    It is a literal miracle that label didn't melt into the CPU and brick it for good. The heatsink must've been doing something at least.

    • @h4rl3h
      @h4rl3h Рік тому +2

      How would it melt "into the cpu" exactly?

    • @YOURteacher_100
      @YOURteacher_100 Рік тому +3

      @@h4rl3hdon’t question what computers will do

    • @h4rl3h
      @h4rl3h Рік тому +1

      @@YOURteacher_100 that's funny considering I go to school in this.There's no way that label could "melt into" the cpu unless you somehow remove the lid

    • @YOURteacher_100
      @YOURteacher_100 Рік тому +2

      @@h4rl3h sir, if a computer wishes it so then it shall happen
      You do not gain knowledge on it, you just understand it as a evil

    • @h4rl3h
      @h4rl3h Рік тому

      @@YOURteacher_100 what, bro a computer isn't alive.

  • @sashreekhavelia1598
    @sashreekhavelia1598 4 дні тому

    You didn't say "The greatest technician thats ever lived"!

  • @CheeseandQuackers64
    @CheeseandQuackers64 Рік тому +39

    Elevator jam from doors goes so good with this

  • @eirgo_s
    @eirgo_s 4 місяці тому +56

    ''We keep plastic on to help heat our home" -some random russian gamer

    • @Crazmuss
      @Crazmuss Місяць тому

      Removing plastic would increase heat in home.

    • @EELLISON2012
      @EELLISON2012 Місяць тому +1

      ​@Crazmuss He meant the PCU will overheat into the room. You are saying if it is done right, the cpu would transfer enough heat to the sink and the fans blows it into the room.

    • @Crazmuss
      @Crazmuss Місяць тому

      @@EELLISON2012 Yes! if we keep plastic, CPU will overheet throttle and produce less heat. Thats basics!

  • @blockerlord9471
    @blockerlord9471 Рік тому +78

    "The trauma evaporates" "Even if it says smart buy the builder might be a dumb guy" These got me🤣🤣🤣

  • @Vlasov581
    @Vlasov581 Місяць тому

    "The trauma evaporates"
    Proceeds to apply thermal paste like it's icing 🤣

  • @georgi481
    @georgi481 Рік тому +24

    Такое бывает. Когда руки растут не из того места. Таких рукоделов ещё поискать нужно. 😢

    • @baburik
      @baburik Рік тому +4

      а бывает другое? в твоей стране дураков надо искать психически здоровых.

    • @sakesaurus
      @sakesaurus Рік тому +1

      ​@@baburikнормальные дураки, с дорогами все похуже

    • @Gestaz
      @Gestaz Рік тому

      ​@@baburik хохлов рвёт уже просто от существования русских?

    • @ZZagruzon
      @ZZagruzon Рік тому

      @@sakesaurus особенно на этих выходных )))

  • @denisvarga2794
    @denisvarga2794 Рік тому +23

    As a Russian I confirm that it is VERY hard to find a normal dude who would build you pc here. No exaduration - 99.8% of them are scam, and the only real ways to build your pc is to ether make it yourself, or have an actual friend who can do it

    • @R.O.R.O.G
      @R.O.R.O.G Рік тому +4

      Согласен)

    • @hermanwooster8944
      @hermanwooster8944 Рік тому +2

      That's a shame. In the West we have a bunch of smaller computer repair shops that I wouldn't trust with even my calculator. The bigger stores that offer prebuilts are good for non-gamers but the gaming ones tend to be more expensive than its worth. It's really good to have the skill to build it yourself.

    • @R.O.R.O.G
      @R.O.R.O.G Рік тому +2

      @@hermanwooster8944 that’s why I love pc and everything connected with it. And…. in Russia we have the same problem as you told. But, with our salaries, the prices for computer components are very high.

    • @donalexey
      @donalexey Рік тому +1

      Who needs a guy to build a PC? It is easier than a Lego. And if you are a girl, it is even easier for you.

    • @Schemen123
      @Schemen123 Рік тому

      Its easy enough.. as long as you have some mechanical skill and able to ise UA-cam

  • @OmnipotentNoodle
    @OmnipotentNoodle Рік тому +39

    i AUDIBLY gasped when i saw the sticker 💀

  • @PanduPoluan
    @PanduPoluan 2 місяці тому

    A headdesk moment for me when the heatsink is lifted and ... "REMOVE BEFORE INSTALLATION" 🤣

  • @nomadicelf8511
    @nomadicelf8511 10 місяців тому +56

    Bro got a whole nuclear reactor inside his pc.

  • @toast592
    @toast592 Рік тому +30

    My man used the doors theme song for an pc repair vid.respect

  • @joshuaszeto
    @joshuaszeto 5 місяців тому +7

    Imma sound like an old guy but back in my day, thermal paste was used very sparingly because we wanted as much metal to metal contact between cooler and cpu and the paste was just there to fill in minor imperfections and eliminate any microscopic air gaps

  • @AL3K00
    @AL3K00 Місяць тому

    Fixing things while rhyming along the story in a funny way, are 3 traits that make you an amazing human being with raccoon fingers.

  • @tecno_gamer4308
    @tecno_gamer4308 Рік тому +21

    my man brought the soul back to the 11th gen Intel i5 💀💀

  • @just.a.stickman
    @just.a.stickman Рік тому +27

    So in Russia we have a store called DNS where they sell overpriced PCs, so I think it was build there

    • @pffpffovich2398
      @pffpffovich2398 Рік тому +8

      Мне как-то дяде в комп на 2600 райзен поставили алюминиевую вертушку из года 1990-го, дядя не понимал почему "мощный комп" так шумит и так слабо работает.

    • @donalexey
      @donalexey Рік тому +11

      @@pffpffovich2398 Who in their mind would bring PC from Russia to US? They are just cheaper in US. Probably BS story.

    • @pffpffovich2398
      @pffpffovich2398 Рік тому +9

      @@donalexey probably someone who migrated to states. A 3060 might cost 50-100$ less in US but i wouldn't spend if i already had one.

    • @pffpffovich2398
      @pffpffovich2398 Рік тому +5

      @@donalexey also a lack of honest tech repair shops in Russia, 90% of them would just install fresh windows, update bios and steal 1 RAM stick, saying they did all they could and it'll cost you 50$

    • @OneManStartup
      @OneManStartup Рік тому +9

      There is smartbuy sticker. This guy is lying about Russia.

  • @dxndydxmon
    @dxndydxmon Рік тому +41

    I'm Russian and I'm so damn glad that I know English language very well.

    • @coryaw95
      @coryaw95 Рік тому

      You glad Putin is invading Ukraine?

    • @syriansayf
      @syriansayf Рік тому

      Don't tell me you believe this piece of propaganda 😂 Russians would know how to read it and make fun of the west for needing such stupid instruction.

    • @bucurmarius1363
      @bucurmarius1363 Рік тому

      Nice,but most of your people do make insane mistakes even if they do know english...no wonder the military hardware dosnt work well for russian military...shesh...hope they wont blow themselves with nuclears someday

  • @plaaxys
    @plaaxys 2 місяці тому +1

    people not peeling things on new stuff just pisses me off. They just LOVE keeping it on things like the side glass. It looks HORRIBLE.

  • @DJNeonistPurple
    @DJNeonistPurple Рік тому +44

    I respect this man very much for using the Elevator music from Doors.

  • @SN-xv1tp
    @SN-xv1tp 9 місяців тому +27

    The Roblox Doors music is fire 😂

    • @rblxtutorials1881
      @rblxtutorials1881 6 місяців тому +1

      or it’s just regular music and your brain rotted to the point you think it’s related to doors

    • @Arzythecrazy
      @Arzythecrazy 6 місяців тому

      @@rblxtutorials1881 if you look at the sound track it says the the theme song from doors and the creator of doors name

    • @realm2100
      @realm2100 5 місяців тому +1

      @@rblxtutorials1881 nah it's actually doors music

    • @kawael
      @kawael 5 місяців тому +1

      @@rblxtutorials1881 No that's the doors music, it's officially made by LSPLASH

    • @AhaanVerma-jl3ny
      @AhaanVerma-jl3ny 4 місяці тому

      ​@@rblxtutorials1881bro it says it contains elevator jam remix from the dev of doors it didn't brainrotted in to his head also don't you know that doors exists?

  • @MrBeluga1
    @MrBeluga1 9 місяців тому +22

    The Doors theme builds everything

  • @EasyIce13
    @EasyIce13 Місяць тому +7

    Two really good rules to follow
    If you buy a bicycle at Walmart, take it to a reputable bike shop to make sure it’s put together properly.
    And
    If you do an over seas build for your electronics, have it looked over by a real computer shop in this country.

  • @marcjamero2380
    @marcjamero2380 Рік тому +57

    Moral of the story: "Even if it says 'smart buy', the builder might be... a dumb guy." lmao your voice, dude... is perfect for any kind of infomercial. You just got a sub, a follower and fan!

  • @m5a1stuart83
    @m5a1stuart83 Рік тому +63

    I once use solder paste as thermal paste, works very well for a year or two then ended up cant be separated once the heatsink is broken.

    • @temalagova2663
      @temalagova2663 Рік тому +2

      Wtx did yoj actually? If yes that is freaking genius and criminal at the same time

    • @sterlingarcher1962
      @sterlingarcher1962 Рік тому +1

      Heat it then remove it.
      Stupid twice in one post, I'm impressed.

    • @ДмитрийДобровольский-д4ю
      @ДмитрийДобровольский-д4ю Рік тому

      Какой сюр..Неужели так легко наклейка радиатора процессора отклеивается. Обычно надо въебать, что б под трением, клей разогрелся и легко отставал. Тогда можно отдирать всех

  • @sanfloris
    @sanfloris Рік тому +4

    In Russia we have electronics shop called "DNS". It is very popular, but quality of PC Building in "DNS" is terrible...

  • @DylansPen
    @DylansPen Місяць тому +1

    I had a pc I had built around 2013 for 7 years, never cleaned it or did anything else and it started getting hot. Took it apart and the thermal paste had 95% gone away. Cleaned everything thoroughly and reinstalled with new thermal paste, back to brand new and it still runs today.