THE ULTIMATE COMPANION WITH DAN & PHIL
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- Опубліковано 10 лют 2025
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"PEOPLE are HUMANS"
-PJ
What an icon
Phil: Zombie apocalypse!
Pj: Alien planet!
Dan: lemme *s m a s h*
danio's smash bros
I love your username btw :-)
they protecc
they attacc
but most importantly
they eat snacc
Phil- Someone needs to help me with killing zombies.
Pj- I need someone to protect me from aliens!
Dan- sex.
Rainy Rose of course he would
I meeeeeeean it kinda suits their personalities lol
I feel like each person's scenario says a lot about their personality...
Phil loves his Sci-Fi
PJ is our good space boi
And Dan is... Dan
The fact Pj says ‘he have sex then he snack’ and dan just dead ass stares into the camera and eats a crisp.
Immi literally Dan for you everyone 😂😂
Phil's quirk: Every single thing he says comes out inappropriate, no matter how innocent it is.
Phil's perk: He's Phil, the sweet amazing cinnamon bun.
PJ: “He have sex then he snack.”
PJ: “Dan have snack.”
Phil: “Could I have snack as well?”
PJ: “We all have snack.”
never in my life did i think i'd hear phil say "lubed up tentacles".
I like how Pj and Phil have similar scenarios that deal with saving and escaping and then there's Dan
Phil scenario: zombie apocalypse
PJ: alien invasion
Dan: steamy love
Very creative dan 👏
they protecc
they attacc
but most importantly
Phil's innocence ain't comin back
Keira darbey i love this
CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT IM SO HAPPY
"look at my nipple, give me your best ship, let's go"
~ Phil Lester 2017
I love how pj and phil said "they" when referring to Dans sexual partner. much cute
*_eVeRytHiNg hiTs diFfErEnT_*
OMG PJ IS LITERALLY DAN AND PHIL'S CHILD. HE HAS DAN'S CURLY BROWN HAIR AND PHIL'S FRINGE DIRECTION. HE HAS PHIL'S EYES AND GLASSES. OMG I JUST CAN'T
Orchestra Queen 😂I LOVE IT 🧡
Orchestra Queen And all their lips are sooo similar
Yessssss
And Peej has Dan’s giganto hands!
Is it concerning that this is actually becoming a thing rn?
"As we all know, people are humans"- Pj Ligouri 2k17
no one:
pj: phil and dan
I love how peej's and Phil's scenarios were like "pls save meh from apocalypse" and Dan's was just "this person wants hot steamy sex"
*"It hurt more than childbirth, and I would know"*
Thanks Phil
It's cause he birthed the game Truth Bombs!
I love the way Phil keeps smiling awkwardly at the camera
“they could move in with you” *gestures to phil*
PJ: " they could move in with you" *awkward pause*
lolololo smooth PJ, smooth!
He protecc
He attacc
He frickle fracc
But afterwards, he snacc
*"People are...humans."*
There's a senior quote.
You can watch as the wild Phil gets distracted from two pigeons mating. Phil then informed his friends and they all watched it’s a beautiful sight lol
I love how Phil gets quoted on like every sentence he says
Phil: Zombie apocalypse
Pj: Alien planet
Dan: I’m alone and need love
12:39 Phil saying "Aw Dan.." killed me
OH MY GOSH I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH THE COMMENTS AND READ THIS JUST AS HE SAID IT
oh my fREAKINg god
"I have alot of quirks and not many perks..." PHIL STAHP IT YOU'RE AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL
He protec
He attack
But most importantly
Pigeon got snac
Clover Howlter we all have snacc
*Protecc
*Attacc
*Snacc
"i wanna make steamy love" THAT WAS SO RANDOM WTH DAN I SPIT MY TEA THANK YOU!?!?!?!?!!!!!!
This friendship is so sweet and never ending and I LOVE IT
“As we all know, people are humans.” -KickthePJ 2017
I love how when Dan's listening he makes like noises and nods his head and then Phil just.... Phil just stares very awkwardly at the camera. Phil is me in every social situation
Aulumn . He is also keeping an eye on the pigeons.
"People are humans"- KickThePj 2017
"it hurts more than childbirth, and I would know" Phil sounded so serious is he ok-
Somehow Snake no he is pregANANANT!?!?
SmolBran oml
Somehow Snake lol
Pregnat.
I like how PJ and Phil did like innocent little sci fi like scenarios and Dan just wanted someone to fuck this really showcases their personalities quite well
I never get tired of Dan and Phil and PJ interactions
i like how phil and pj were like “zombie apocalypse” “alien abduction” and dan was like “SeCkS”
wtf I don't remember ever watching this in the past-
i just love how when they spotted the two pigeons 'mating' dan and pj looked so shocked...
*and then phil just stood there smirking like a maniac*
Lewlav Abra Probably seen it before after watching all those nature documentaries when he was younger.
yup, that's what i thought too XD
*they protecc*
*they attacc*
*but most importantly*
*they have snaccs*
Phil saying he has not many perks broke my heart like no you gorgeous angel bean you have many perks. You are the perkiest
2:06 when theyre all zoomed in watching pigeon mating is literally the funniest thing ive ever seen
I laughed so hard, I come back once every week just to laugh at it
2017 was the year Phil’s innocence well and truly died
phil: zombie apocolypse!!
pj: alien planet!!
dan: *_s t e a m y h o t s e x_*
zozzy dan in a “nut” shell😂
Max FALCONER OMG
the part where the three of them just looking shocked at pigeons mating
the three of them being fascinated by pigeons mating is my aesthetic
I just love the way they all just fucking looked over when Phil just said LOOK THERES 2 PIGEONS MATING OUTSIDE then Pj is just like STOP MATING then Dan just rolls his eyes
I love that Phil didn't say the gender of the person that Dan is going to make love with. He chose the name X for a reason, it can be anyone and anything.
Nitzan Anavi Omg I didn't realize that but I love Phil so much more now
So did pj! They both used “they” pronouns.
They protecc
They attacc
But most importantly
They all have snacc
Dan: „My scenario is, I want to make steamie love to this person.“
Just take Phil.
He protecc
He atacc
But most importantly
He have snacc
he protecc
he attacc
but most importantly
He have some snacc
"It was like giving birth. And I would know."
I laughed so hard
"Steamy love" well, Dan is really revealing his priorities here.
Phil: zombie apocalypse
Pj: crash landing into aliens
Dan: steamy love
Me: ...
"he have sex then he have snack" HOW FLIPPING CUTE ARE THESE THREE TOGETHER
WHEN DAN SAID "it doesn't have to be lovers" PHIL LOOKED AT HIM AND I DIED
Who needs Flumbumgulus when you you have Phil Lester living in your flat, amirite?
Dan *Gay panicking* 11:46😂😂 thanks PJ 😂🤜🤛 no but for real, not outing them must've been difficult in this video, he very gracefully danced around the pronounces when talking about Dan's potential partner
He's such a good friend
"people are humans"
-- PJ 2017
Did anyone else notice that Phil used they/them pronouns for Dan’s lover and used a name that isn’t attributed to a gender and then got really soft? Phil is so thoughtful, I want one
Ik it was so sweet
wow 😮😥😶 inclusion 🖐🏼🤝🏼👬 how 🤔😑😔 sjw 📣🔊🎤
PJ: I'm here with internet good boys
*two mins in to the video and Phil sees two pigeons mating*
Phil: THEY'RE LITERALLY GOING TO DO IT
Phil’s expression while watching the mating birds was everything
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly he snacc after he secc
"people are humans"
-PJ, 2017
Dan asking about a sexy pope costume 6 years ago lead to manifesting his own future with the nun
“So not just like a lover, but maybe someone to rescue them, to make them feel better”
Kinda reminds me of dan and Phil
I literally heard it and was like "wonder where you got the inspiration for that from Danny"
“ people are humans “ - pj
my senior quote
are we not going to talk about all three of them staring intently at pigeons mating?
i would too tbh. just out of curiosity XDDD
They protecc
They attac
But most importantly
The pigeon mating is bacc
2:05
Dan looks shocked/horrified
PJ looks shocked/intrigued
Phil looks interested AF
“It hurt more than childbirth. And I would know.”
Phil what are you implying
I love how happy Phil is to see the pigeons mating
when the pigeons are mating:
dan: woah
pj: wat
phil: yeah you get it
phil: zombie apocalypse
pj: aliens
dan: HOT STEAMY LOVE
HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS VIDEO EXISTED UNTIL NOW!?!
THESE ARE LIKE MY THREE FAVOURITE UA-camRS!
WHERE HAS THIS BEEN HIDING?!?
LITERALLY SAME, I JUST FOUND IT WTH
I aspire to be as happy Phil watching birds mate.
so many tall people in one video
UA-cam did this a while ago too. This video just randomly appears in every phannies recommend periodically. I guess the time has come.
I didn't expect to get this many likes. Thanks!
dan: "because it wasn't zany enough"
phil: "we need more zane"
dan: "*whispering* malik"
I never want to hear dan say the words “rectal prolapse” ever again
happylilsquish yaaass omg never
the algorithm’s been binge watching Dan and Phil too let be honest
Bethan Lewis haven't we all?
dan: “if there’s other accepting people it doesn’t matter who you are”
phil: “aw dan” WHAT IM NOt OK???
Someone once pointed out that pj looks like dan and phil's child and thats all i could think about during the video
Phil has a lot of quotes, damn
"people are humans" - kickthepj 2k17
"So long as someone accepts you, no else matters."
Talk about hits different
We protecc
We attacc
But most importantly
We all have snacc
So happy to see Dan and Phil hanging out with PJ again!
the pigeon protecc
he have sax
but most importantly
he had a snacc
How are people only just finding this video?
It's been iconic since it came out phannies you need to step your game up
EPISODE SUMMARY
✅mpreg
✅Pigeon woohoo
✅Tentacle porn
✅Phil needs lube
✅self-centipede-ing
✅ Dan's bussy obsession
✅Furry paralysis + mind break role play
And 3 handsome boys with A+++ hair. 🤗
"It hurt more than child birth. And I would know."
- Phil Lester 2k17
I love Pj.
I also love Dan and Phil.
I love their collabs.
I love them all.
I was crying when they were all looking out the window at the birds mating
those 13 mins were too short I could watch this for hours
I like how Dan refers to the person who he wants to make "steamy love" to as "they"
lol it also says that on the cards
Joozmooz
Yeah but he also talked to both men and women on the dating thing. I'm pretty sure it's a thing that Dan refuses to label his sexuality.
lol whAT okay i didn't mean to make it an opinion - i was just saying that the cards also had 'they' on them. and yeah he did talk to both men and women in that video, but my opinion on that is also to get more of a spectrum in replies rather than just women - fun can come from both genders y'know? (not saying that i don't respect his personal choices towards sexuality, or that i don't believe he's bisexual or whatever he wants to not label himself as, just thinking of alternate advantages to his decisions). k bye, sorry for this seeming like a rant - not meant to be some debate.
Joozmooz
Haha,it's fine. I think I actually interpreted your original comment wrong? And I do know that fun can come from both genders. I'm sorry for any discourse I might of caused and wish everyone a good day/night
i hope that one day ppl dont feel the need to point things like these out.
pj: after having sex with them they can just move in with you
*WHAT ARE YOU HINTING AT THERE PJ*
I love how all of you guys are distracted by mating pigeons