I want to be in the kind of friendship where your other friends just kinda awkwardly watch you while you have an in-depth discussion about microphilia.
린97 se린dipity necrophilia is an attraction to dead bodies, where macrophila is that attraction to being a drastically different size then the other person
5 things we found out about D&P this video: 1) They are even more socially awkward than we thought 2) Danny is not the only one with the weird kinks 3) This is the only Dan vs Phil that Phil will *always* win 4) Dan has a wattpad account (the PhBI must be working on it now) 5) They are probably doing a Cards Against Humanity thing where they add themes to the game and if they are I want an Anime Themed one
Phil wins every game, even a game he's not included in. When playing Truth Bomb everyone went for youtuber themed team names (I went with Jacksepticeye, sorry) and guess what team won? Team AmazingPhil. *Phil wins every game, even a game he's not included in.*
My friends and I played this game and one of the questions was how will they die and my friend wrote “alone” and I instantly imploded from the roasting
On the seventh day of Gamingmas, Dan and Phil gave to us: seven Phil's a shrinking, six doors a glowing, five blue shells, four dressed up dogs, three drunk men, two quiz results, and a tense game with baby lynx cubs
I'm pretty sure Pj was the one who did the "How do I get as many subscribers as you" question. All I gotta say was that was some hardcore roasting and tbh I wasn't ready ready for it
My teacher asked the class what board games she should buy and I suggested truth bombs and she said she will get it I’m ready to see her reaction to the Polaroid picture.
Jessica it still is. The thing is, this is highly not appropriate for young kids. Oh well. If they are on UA-cam, their innocence is probably shattered.
Dan, if in the future you do a fan fiction writing/reading challenge with Phil, I INSIST on the completion of whatever the cheese fondue fountain thing was turning into because it was SO FUNNY I wouldn't read it on my own, but hearing it read dramatically with Phil protesting in the background is the only way it should be read in my opinion
guys!! another youtuber made up this game called fanfic or fanfake where you have to either write fanfics or find fanfics and read them to the other person and they have to decide whether it's fanfic or fanfake! i think it'd make a funny as hell dan vs phil video, and i think we'd enjoy it a lot
“Hey wanna see what’s in my pocket?”
“ITS ME!”
*SATANIC SCREAM*
best part 😂
Congrats on getting taged
THEY LIKED
Congratulations m8!!
OOOF THATS AN 8/8 WAY TO WAKE UP AHAHHA
Wowowowowooww my best friend getting liked why are you more popular than me smh
The amount of kinks and innuendoes in this is truly astounding
*And I’m okay with that*
And I am not okay with that.
Jk, though, I live for this.
Anna Noel I'm more than ok with it
......Mr.Howell
*yes, I will never do that again, Mr. Howell*
The look on Dan's face when he realized Phil wrote his own death scene is absolutely priceless
phil killed himself twice now at least
I want to be in the kind of friendship where your other friends just kinda awkwardly watch you while you have an in-depth discussion about microphilia.
Faith Soprano ok me though
microPHILia :)
At least it didn’t go into unbirthing
People to play this with
1. Tyler Oakley
2. Louise Pentland
3. Connor Franta
4. Martyn
5. Cornelia
6. Troye
7. Anthony
they should play it with jacksepticeye! that would be hilarious! or he should get the game and play it with friends on a panel!
Yes!
def Louise and Tyler, that would be wonderful. but Connor would also be nice. and Anthony. nvm, they’re all wonderful.
@@mvanpelt9124 yeah louise and tyler
and cristine as well!!!
phil: macrophilia-
dan: WHY DO U ALWAYS BRING UP MACROPHILIA
also dan: turns every conversation into an in depth discussion about furries
bailey gammon I thought it was necrophilia
린97 se린dipity necrophilia is an attraction to dead bodies, where macrophila is that attraction to being a drastically different size then the other person
Annaliese Bush I know... That's why I was kinda confused when I misheard
Not to mention Dan with the daddy kink...
Microphilia. Macro is big, micro is small.
5 things we found out about D&P this video:
1) They are even more socially awkward than we thought
2) Danny is not the only one with the weird kinks
3) This is the only Dan vs Phil that Phil will *always* win
4) Dan has a wattpad account (the PhBI must be working on it now)
5) They are probably doing a Cards Against Humanity thing where they add themes to the game and if they are I want an Anime Themed one
PaintMeBlue The PhBI 😂
i wanna join the PhBi
amyisnøtønfire ! Me to!
im hardcore gonna go lookin for the wattpad account now lolzor
PaintMeBlue what is the PhBl?
Is that a tiny Phil in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
RED_BR both ;)
Gimme that p
😂😂 love that
Omg this is amazing
Oh my good, i wheezed
I played truth bombs today
Phil won
Ava he is everywhere.
Only phil wins
Ava YES THATS AMAZING YOURE A GOD
I played alone, Phil won
Ava of course it’s rigged duh
Phil: “I used to eat fish food that’s why I was a weird kid.”
Me: *disappointed but not surprised*
Phil: bye **continues saying bye while every body else says good bye**
**everyone finishes saying good bye**
Phil: *forever*
Just realized... If they got the "What would they do if they saw Dan and Phil on the street" question it would have been a bit weird
they’d probably scream
It's already been established that Dan would panic-strangle his clone
The answer is either panic and hyperventilation Or Heart attack and death.
Well Phil would obviously ask the clone-Phil to turn around so he could look at him from behind and Dan would panic-strangle
Well it’s a fifty-fifty chance on whether Dan would Panic-strangle or just have an existential crisis
I love how there are pastel jumpers on the outside and dark jumpers on the inside
oof i just noticed that :,0
I miss baby dab :(
*super American accent* SwEatErS
Me in a nutshell
Sweet on the outside
Dark and sinister on the inside
baby dab ITS MY SOUL!!!!!!! ;-;
Phil: "The ice dragon or the fire dragon?"
PJ: "Both at once"
I died
Well it is called The Song of Ice AND Fire after all...
sophie unsolved Phil said the ice dragon or fire dragon
sophie unsolved same tho
I so want them to play truth bombs with Tyler Oakley and Louise
YES!!! IDEEEAL!
God yes
YESS
oh my god that would be amazing
YES! LOUISE! Dan and Louise playing Truth Bombs together would be so scary but amazing 😂😂😂
"Wanna see what's in my pocket? It's ME!" I laughed just a tad too hard at that 😂
"I'm gonna celebrate with my tiny little Phil"
- Phil Lester Dec 2017
*Everyone secretly stalking Wattpad trying to expose Dan*
Tantavie ya imma start lookin around rn actually.. I hope someone dose find dan tho..
Please If someone finds it let me know
Phil I think we all know you aren't going to stop eating Dan's cereal
*intensely looks for Dan's wattpad*
😂😂 I didn't go do that...no....
What who would do that...? Not me..no way I just did that...
Has someone found it? Asking for a friend
@@nikolaihnatiuk286 daniel howell... hiding in plain sight, jk gchvvhvj
same
Dan that whole cheese bit is 100x more traumatizing than anything Phil has accidentally said ever.
ThoughtsOfaDame and still enjoying everything they do.. do I have a problem..? Probably
Complains about lady door yet literally makes up a weird kink fic about Phil - that's Dan for you
Dan struggling to open the box is equivalent do Dan trying to escape from his old branding
TroyCharles_ CysterKaty the only difference is he opened that box and we will never let him escape his old branding
TroyCharles_ CysterKaty rip Daniel Howell's cameo in UA-cam rewind
*"I'm going to go celebrate with my tiny, little Phil!"* Oh... oh my.
SuperJanGames when was this?
I wanna know, too
poutymornie at the end when they announced the scores
We're still here. We're still waiting for part 3.
Give the people what they _really_ want.
Still waiting over here
Still waiting
we just want danandphilgames back
it's been two whole years, wtf, i'm running out of content over here
i’m still here
"i'M GoNnA CEleBrATe wITh My tInY phIL"
baby dab dead
he means the danandphilshop plushie :)
baby dab idk what he's implying SOMEONE PLS EXPLAIN 😂
Dead
baby dab
Why is your name baby dab but your profile picture is toddler dab.
Phil wins every game, even a game he's not included in. When playing Truth Bomb everyone went for youtuber themed team names (I went with Jacksepticeye, sorry) and guess what team won? Team AmazingPhil. *Phil wins every game, even a game he's not included in.*
Mia Yuki I’m screaming
😂😂😂😂 it’s rigged
phil with a tiny phil in his pocket “never talk to me or my son ever again”
The best joke is Dan saying there would be an Internet Support Group 99
“I will never do that again Mister Howell” this video is a blessing lmao
I was playing Truth Bombs with my family today.
Phil won
Giggles 76 I laughed so hard
He always does
I dont get it
THIS GAME IS RIGGED
Brianna G In the last truth bombs vid they joked that the game is rigged so even if Phil isn't playing he still wins
dan: my fantasy is for tiny phil--
phil: fantasy? (laughs nervously)
that was too precious.
Ikr
Where?
WHEN
WHEN!?!??! I NEEEED!!!
when
We need more truth bombs videos they're honestly some of the funniest videos ever
i sign this petition
Signed
*dan: who da fuq are Dan and phil?*
WHY DID I ACTUALLY DIE LAUGHING
cattythekitty c
Will Wright d
Dysillon 201174919 N👌🏻
Because it's 2:30 in the morning
A video which includes Dan graphically describing a cheese fetish is trending. This is the power of the phandom--we can make anything trend.
Mazabrei I am worried
Mazabrei
THAT is WAY to true
+Emma Westerman it's too.
THE GRAMMAR POLICE WILL ALWAYS FIND YOU.
THESE FOUR IN ONE VIDEO I CANNOT. THE NOSTALGIC FRIENDSHIP FEELS
If only we had Chris
Aagghhh 😣😣😣
Humble trashcan rolling through life I love your profile pic
Humble trashcan rolling through life I have never seen the girl
Humble trashcan rolling through life
My friends and I played this game and one of the questions was how will they die and my friend wrote “alone” and I instantly imploded from the roasting
OUCH
dan’s guilty little look when phil said “secret wattpad account”
*he’s read the stories*
*he knows*
If you want to look at that : 3.35
You're welcome
Phil: I'm so sweaty
**Leans on Dan**
On the seventh day of Gamingmas, Dan and Phil gave to us: seven Phil's a shrinking, six doors a glowing, five blue shells, four dressed up dogs, three drunk men, two quiz results, and a tense game with baby lynx cubs
Omg this 💯 needs more notes
100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10 best, such wow, very good
that was beautiful
Best version yet
Rose MorningMist you are an absolute genius
Why is PJ actually the funnest person in the world? Why doesn't everyone want to collab with him? Why isn't he insanely popular?
Dan should just expect his next internet support group video to be filled with "Who am I?"s
Aiman Fatima that would be awesome yes please
Aiman Fatima and what do I do with the beavers?
Guys we have a mission
Dan : phil will ask me "how do you get more subscribers?"
*my heart shatters into a million pieces*
Fatema Begum Zaman SAME
it was probably dan who wrote that too
I think by Dan's reaction it wasn't him but probably PJ. He was not comfortable with that one.
Fatema Begum Zaman *-honestly though which one wrote that-*
SAME I felt terrible aw
dan and phil look so happy and cheerful here i love it
Sevina Lee
Sevina Lee Sophie kinda looks scared and im worried about PJ he looks so cheeky/evil.
Which one of you nerds wrote "Dan laughs and breaks the sound barrier" in the closed captions at 8:48?
Michaela Harris thank you for bestowing me with that information 😂
Michaela Harris do you even have to ask? I'll bet you anything it was Phil
10:55 there goes the sound barrier again
@@Doge512-b32 Omg 😂😂
yes, 100% phil
tbh if i had a pocket sized phil i'd just have him tell me positive things every day so i can feel happy
That's so pure
Charmynox why didn't I think of that?
same
Same
I’d make him a tiny mansion.
DAN AND PHIL PLAYING TRUTH BOMBS WITH THEIR MUMS MAKE IT HAPPEN
YESSSSSSS!!!!!! WE NEED THIS TO HAPPEN
YES
I WILL SIGN THE PETITION
YES PLEASE
Kaylee Williams yaaaass
*And thus began my crippling fear of cheese fondue...*
Me to lol!
Raygunx 9000 😂😂😂 you're welcome
"nO sHoUtOuTs To PuTiN tOdAy" has to be my favorite part of this video..
"I'm gonna go play with my little Phil"
Charlotte TheUnicorn take Dan away
i'm actually dying with laughter. help
Then tiny Phil is gonna be given a huge cookie to eat :3
I want my own tiny Phil, and I want to feed him cookies, and give him little pats on the head to his little 5 inch tall form.
DryadTess aAAAaaahahahaha *screech laughs uncomfortably*
I would do that too, and I would also give him a little toy lion to play with :)
DryadTess saaame
Two types of people
V O R E HIM
FINALLY something we can all relate to... FANFICTIONS
13:44 “internet support group 99” how’s that coming along Daniel
you made me choke on my tap water
HELP THIS IS SO FUNNY
He wrote a book with help for those with mental health, does it count as an Internet Support Group? 🤔
@@MarialauraVallejo internet support group written version
Phil: we all know Dan has a secret Wattpad account
Dan: shit...
Lol! I'm dead now...!
I need to find it... somehow
I'm pretty sure Pj was the one who did the "How do I get as many subscribers as you" question. All I gotta say was that was some hardcore roasting and tbh I wasn't ready ready for it
Sophia Han I know right, it was the only one which actually made me gasp before I started laughing. Absolutely brutal lol
I was about to go all Phil Lester Defense Squad mode tbh
Ahahaha same I had to pause the video I wasn’t prepared
Sophia Han me either
I was actually extreme shook when that part happened. I literally had to pause the video for a moment
pj saying "paper me up, daddy" and then immediately apologizing is what i'm here for
i'm a terrible influence
Hey wanna see what’s in my pocket
IT ME
*incoherent screaming and distant yodelling*
Ellie Brooks distant yodelling
*[GAVIN SCREAMING]*
the question is was the yodelling coming from the pickle?
Phil: Big D
Dan: Really?
Me: Dan you're the one who named the baby kangaroo Little D
Lmao that’s what I thought
“The d stands for my penis” -Draco Malloy
Lin Win A man of culture, I see.
PJ!!! It's been sooooooo long since we've seen them together!
Priyatato IK!!
Now we need a Fantastic Foursome reunion
We just need Chris now
IKR! I was so excited when I saw him in the thumbnail :D
Dan: Who talks about dragons for twenty minutes?
*Tabitha*
I understood that reference.
HAHAHA
Nah man T-bag talks *to* dragons, not about them. She ain't no gossiper
Hahahaha good point! 😂
"Paper me up *daddy* "
"Gimme that *P* "
Me: *Jesus Christ*
“Yes I will never do that again Mr. Howell”
Alyssa R where
I dont know how to feel about that
My teacher asked the class what board games she should buy and I suggested truth bombs and she said she will get it I’m ready to see her reaction to the Polaroid picture.
Updates please. What was the reaction??
WE WANT AN UPDATE
YOU CANT JUST LEAVE US HANGING
PLEASE
Gracies Doodles UPDATE PLEASE.
it gets more satanic every time
truuu
;)
ayyy i found an ARMY
SOFT AND NEAT
ARMY! ARMY! ARMY!
Phil: "Dan has a secret Wattpad account."
Phandom: *OUR THEORIES ARE CONFIRMED*
*Lady door and tiny little Phil* 😂😂
Karen Rodrigues Tiny door and Lady Phil.
I was thinking of that too😂😂
Hmmmmmmm.... that macrophilia
I love how everyone is wearing bright, happy colors and then there is Dan.
Astronut Elliot that’s me cus all I own is black shirts XD
*why is nobody mentioning Phil seriously saying dan has a secret wattpad why aren’t y’all worried it isn’t the phantom if they aren’t panicking*
Ivyiskindanotonfire I BET ITS SOMETHING SO OBVIOUS IT ISNT OBVIOUS BC EVERYONE HAS IT TOO
we already knew tbh everyone freaked out originally
We already knew and Dan probably loves out disgusting phanfictions
We all know we aren’t in the “phantom”
“What personality trait do they share with Dan and Phil?”
Depression
Crow Greypage that’s just dan phaha
Mood
i literally said this out loud when he read the question lmao
God damn I almost choked on my water
TRENDING MY DUDES
Jessica it still is. The thing is, this is highly not appropriate for young kids. Oh well. If they are on UA-cam, their innocence is probably shattered.
YAASS
i read trending my nudes
ok i read sending my nudes
dan: Hey, wanna see whats im ma pocket? IT MEE
Hannah Williams 😂😂 favorite part tbh
Phil calling Dan ‘Mr Howell’ is my aesthetic
Dan: "Phil you're so weird. This is why no one comes back to see us."
Also Dan: * recites fondue smut as everyone begs him to stop *
It's been 30 minutes and I still haven't unpaused after that subscriber roast I'm TOO SHOOK AND UNCOMFORTABLE TO KEEP WATCHING AHH
Daniela Cervantes sAMEEER HELPPPP
ME TOO
So dans got secret accounts on youtube...
It could be any of us
Fangirl 23 .....
Oh shit
BOM BOM BOM
Fangirl 23 we could link his twitter to his wattpad account somehow...
Sunny Dun IMO Dan is more of an ao3 kind of guy 😂
Dan, if in the future you do a fan fiction writing/reading challenge with Phil, I INSIST on the completion of whatever the cheese fondue fountain thing was turning into because it was SO FUNNY
I wouldn't read it on my own, but hearing it read dramatically with Phil protesting in the background is the only way it should be read in my opinion
I support this comment and everything in stands fir
+The Fox Warrior *for
i love how you were so serious about it
Have you even listened to The Urge
I Was Waiting For Someone To Write On Dan Or Phil's Card For The Fanfiction One 'Phanfiction'.
Same lol
Same
I was expecting Phil to secretly read a Phil x Reader fic
Alexis Gaming it said SECRETLY read. Dan has told us he reads all the phanfiction. And I'll bet that's why he never goes outside...
NGL ME TOOOOO
When something slightly suggestive happens and you just wait for the phandom to tear it apart
That subscribers question hit me hard in the heart
same i actually fell off my chair
Mayuki Oshiro ikr dan definitely wouldn't write that and she's to nice to do that so it was pj and I felt so bad nooo
I literally got out of UA-cam and tried to calm myself down
I screamed
ikr
“i won’t do it again mr.howell”
Saturnesque yes.
a kink
*Oh God* I have been reading too many fan fics....
PLAY THIS WITH MARTYN AND CORNELIA
Mary Moore who is Cornelia?
Holly Rhodes Martyns partner if I am thinking correctly she has also modelled a few of Dan and Phils items on the Dan and Phil shop
YES
YES DO IT
YESSS PLEASE
I think dan has to write the cheese smut now
Humble trashcan rolling through life He kind of already did during filming this; it's just a snippet but still 🧀
Humble trashcan rolling through life if it doesnt wind up a one shot on dans Wattpad... I will write it myself
Humble trashcan rolling through life it's needed
Humble trashcan rolling through life he seemed surprisingly talented at smut... maybe not so surprising
I ruined 666 thumbs up I'm sorry cheese overlord
guys!! another youtuber made up this game called fanfic or fanfake where you have to either write fanfics or find fanfics and read them to the other person and they have to decide whether it's fanfic or fanfake! i think it'd make a funny as hell dan vs phil video, and i think we'd enjoy it a lot
MeiMei +
MeiMei definitely!!! They could make a miniseries out of it
MeiMei OMG YES!!!
THEORIONSOUND AND LDSHADOWLADY
exactly!! it's one of the funniest videos i've seen and i think they'd do a good job with it
you should make an online version so people who have only internet friends can play too
Beth Bergeron yES
"Im going to celebrate with my tiny little Phil"😂😂😂
I'M HOWELLing;)
I love how close all the guys are sitting. And then there's Sophie cx QUEEN OF ALL!
"What personality trait do they share with Dan and Phil?"
I'm depressed and hyper.
*Boom*
Im clumsy and I procrastinate
Same
EmbaressedPandaz Gabby depression is not a personality trait it is a mental disorder. You disgust me.
+Lylas lighten up
Lylas
But what if they really *do* have depression?
Dan 1000000% Reads AND writes fan fiction
I'm gonna celebrate with my tiny little phil
we need dan's wattpad. fan girls unite to find it.
"dan went to go film an internet support group and he hasnt come back in a week" was that an spn reference or just wishful thinking
wishful thinking
It is now 😁
This was my first thought lmao
Me: *sees game*
"Oh cool that would be so fun to play I want it!"
Also me: *oh right I don't have friends to play it with* 😭😭😭
sAME
Literally me!
Jamie I’ll play it with you 😿
Jamie I'll be that friend plzzzz?
Jamie
Don't we all?😮😐
PHIL CALLING DAN "MR HOWELL."
KILL ME DEAD.
Saumyaa Saxena time?
"it's a bible fan fic" "oh I read that!" nice one PJ
Luna Ansink ii
i almost died legit when dan started to recite the cheese dipping fanfic.
Dan struggling to open the box at the beginning literally gave me so much anxiety
BayBayBay yup
*I was shooketh after the subscriber count roast*
MelonCupcakes my heart collapsed
I had to pause and take a minute.
*clearly* they need to keep playing truth bombs till phil loses
Things phil keep mentioning:
-Macrophilia
-Sushi on a naked body
-Breaking the sound barrier
Phil: Dan has a secret wattpad account
Me: *Sweats nervously*
UniBobble same
Is it still [dan] that makes you sweat
FUCK
sophie appreciation comment bcos we love a queen!
Yes I was so happy to see her and PJ both!
Yess Sophie! x3
Please play Truth Bombs with Louise !!
Louise and Tyler Oakly. My. Gosh.
Please
and zoe and alfie!
YES!! AND JOE AND CASPAR
Zoe D ew
Phil always talk about macrophilia
Dan always talks about furries
But what about...
*_Macrofurria_*