Murder Suspect Calls Cops Over Cold McDonald's Fries

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  • @weaver6341
    @weaver6341 7 місяців тому +2133

    Sir, you have a McWarrant out for your arrest for a McMurder

    • @munkydreads
      @munkydreads 7 місяців тому +81

      Please let me put the McCuffs on, sir

    • @TheDavebala
      @TheDavebala 7 місяців тому +26

      You're trying to break the internet with this comment. I respect. 🤣
      People seem to be more McStupid as the days go on.

    • @hollylouge9267
      @hollylouge9267 7 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @Jeff-ok6dr
      @Jeff-ok6dr 7 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @patmae2031
      @patmae2031 7 місяців тому +10

      Oh cwap!😅

  • @evatinney6843
    @evatinney6843 7 місяців тому +1421

    THEY CAUGHT THE HAMBURGLER

  • @TMGGodLike
    @TMGGodLike 7 місяців тому +369

    Nothing is more spine chilling than thinking youre dealing with a normal person and then hear your intercom go off saying suspect "wanted armed and dangerous"

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 7 місяців тому +28

      Why cops have to assume everyone they deal with is potentially dangerous.Seeing the garbage they deal with constantly, it’s no wonder they’re so hostile.

    • @natas12rm
      @natas12rm 5 місяців тому +2

      That means nothing. They put that on my jacket too for retaliation from a state senator because I didn’t like his anti lgbt joke

    • @ZeallustImmortal
      @ZeallustImmortal 13 днів тому

      ​@@natas12rmWhat are you yapping about? You only get it for violent crimes involving weapons

  • @atraxian5881
    @atraxian5881 7 місяців тому +454

    Suspect: "I'm not under arrest or anything?"
    Cop: "no, just come over here"
    *Arrests him*

    • @Nephilim27
      @Nephilim27 7 місяців тому +8

      Lmfao I caught that too

    • @dumorte
      @dumorte 7 місяців тому +29

      yup. this aint a movie. they dont gotta tell you shit.

    • @barnacleboi2595
      @barnacleboi2595 7 місяців тому

      I mean...cops are literally legally able to lie to you in any way they can in order to get a confession...why do you think some interrogations lead to confessions even if the soospakt had legiterally nothing to do with the crime but also it feels really good when I poop a really big poo.

    • @Kitten_Inchaos
      @Kitten_Inchaos 7 місяців тому +9

      He ran, of course they went after him? You don't run if you're doing nothing wrong lmao

    • @taco8951
      @taco8951 7 місяців тому +8

      It was so he didn't run and to get him to come over to them. From how skittish he was he was definitely running as soon as he hears he's getting arrested. It's better to get them in a position to easier handle them than give them a head start in running

  • @Pizza4Lunch
    @Pizza4Lunch 7 місяців тому +157

    That "WARNING WARNING ARMED AND DANGEROUS" robo voice sounds like something straight out of Demolition Man lmao

    • @Nazookblook
      @Nazookblook 7 місяців тому +3

      Now, he may have been an ankle monitor wearing suspected "Murder-Death-Killer", but we all know the True crime was him being dumb and entitled enough to escalate a mediocre fast food experience into a customer service nightmare by going full Karen and calling the cops on himself.
      It's only a pity that this happened at a McDonald's, because as we all know in the "Demolition Man" future, ALL restaurants are Taco Bell. I mean they were the winners of the franchise wars after all..... (Well, at least in America anyways).

  • @aidenevyn
    @aidenevyn 7 місяців тому +642

    Even if he wasn’t a murderer, he would’ve been fined for misuse of 911 at the very least

    • @rahu5467
      @rahu5467 7 місяців тому +2

      no one asked

    • @TheGeoXWar
      @TheGeoXWar 7 місяців тому

      @@rahu5467I Did

    • @ThelRiSycusee
      @ThelRiSycusee 7 місяців тому +6

      @@rahu5467exactly nobody cares

    • @rahu5467
      @rahu5467 7 місяців тому +2

      @@ThelRiSycusee thats what im sayin

    • @adamfisher5380
      @adamfisher5380 7 місяців тому +4

      Come on now... 😆 😂

  • @AnglAfro
    @AnglAfro 7 місяців тому +214

    Calling the cops cause you were inconvenienced temporarily. This dude permanently inconvenienced the whole life of a person.

  • @macquelvansteeter412
    @macquelvansteeter412 7 місяців тому +487

    Officer: "Do you have your ID on you?"
    Suspect: "No sir."
    Officer: "Okay, well, I'mma have to get your information."
    Suspect: "...okay." *soul dies a little*

    • @Quazimo
      @Quazimo 7 місяців тому +3

      what soul?

    • @spamasparagus
      @spamasparagus 6 місяців тому +2

      I don’t know why he wouldn’t lie?? Because like they don’t have an id pic to compare to verify his identity… either I’m dumb and I’m missing something or he’s dumb

    • @RexusprimeIX
      @RexusprimeIX 5 місяців тому +3

      @@spamasparagus He got the information to send to dispatch to id the guy for him, so they would call him out for giving false information anyway.

    • @spamasparagus
      @spamasparagus 5 місяців тому

      @@RexusprimeIX ah yes i had not considered that

  • @taylorvento8600
    @taylorvento8600 7 місяців тому +119

    A man was just shot and killed at my local McDonald’s for trying to deescalate an argument with a customer who was unhappy with their order here in Houston. People are truly messed up.

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 7 місяців тому +11

      Oh NO. The Good Samaritan was shot?! Over fast food?! That’s infuriating. I always feel like if more people stepped in and showed no tolerance for nonsense people wouldn’t act out so shamelessly.
      I guess that’s trying to reason with the unreasonable.😔Stay safe, everyone.

    • @Ohfiveoh_
      @Ohfiveoh_ 7 місяців тому +6

      @@icu3869No it’s the entitlement certain groups of individuals feel like they have over everyone else these days

  • @Sindri27
    @Sindri27 7 місяців тому +48

    Loved his expression when they asked for his ID. Dude didn’t know they need your info for a police report.

  • @academyjason
    @academyjason 7 місяців тому +126

    he mustve had a brainfart moment when he decided to call the cops knowing his own crimes FOR LUKEWARM FRIES. not even cold

  • @daviejay
    @daviejay 7 місяців тому +138

    Working in food industry these days is scary cause you get clowns like these, you dont know whos a murderer. Better make sure those fries are piping hot.

    • @zenny7479
      @zenny7479 7 місяців тому +14

      Customer service too, I recently quit my job because a customer threw coffee on me. Seeing her in handcuffs was nice, but now I have some anxiety from that job in general.

    • @bellataylor3269
      @bellataylor3269 7 місяців тому +1

      I once got a burger and a shake thrown in my face as a minor bc a very pregnant women wanted to eat it and thought the meat wasn’t cooked when it definitely was , picked it up and broke it in half after it hit my face then looked at her and smiled and said why tf are you trying to eat McDonald’s while pregnant, that’s your fault

    • @daviejay
      @daviejay 7 місяців тому +1

      @@bellataylor3269 I didnt know how to respond to pregnant women. Cause I'm a guy. Just tried to be as accommodating as possible.

    • @daviejay
      @daviejay 7 місяців тому +1

      @@zenny7479 If only we could all unionize in customer service. Lol but everybody would have to be in on it

    • @zenny7479
      @zenny7479 7 місяців тому +2

      @@daviejay It sure would be nice huh? Majority of us don't have the income to survive a strike like that without becoming homeless though, and they know that.

  • @lagoonaxjackson
    @lagoonaxjackson 7 місяців тому +59

    Its always the murder suspects getting caught for something wayyy dumber

  • @BradB93
    @BradB93 7 місяців тому +60

    When Dane said "TASERR!", all I could think of was "The God Warrior" lady! 😂😂😂

  • @xLostInFirex
    @xLostInFirex 7 місяців тому +491

    Cops when people get stalked and harassed: "Well, we can't really do anything, sorry"
    Cops when someone's fries are cold:

    • @dantepadilla1742
      @dantepadilla1742 7 місяців тому +25

      In the words of a great man "Ain't nobody deserve cold fries."

    • @kidtruck9157
      @kidtruck9157 7 місяців тому +23

      I think the idea reason they showed up is because the manager called about him threatening them. If it had just been the fries they would have probably just said stfu.

    • @Fickets
      @Fickets 7 місяців тому +1

      Did you miss the part where the manager said he was assaulted?

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 7 місяців тому +8

      Seems They’re free to stalk unless you get them on something else-trespassing, drugs in their car, etc. If you need help, find an indirect way to make the police aware of them while the laws catch up.

    • @PrinceIsot
      @PrinceIsot 7 місяців тому +5

      ​@@jeannabeckman7424 cops don't process restraining orders sweetie, they can only fill them out and turn them in. You can thank ADA's and the like

  • @anxietyfree2012
    @anxietyfree2012 7 місяців тому +99

    He has a point tho.. once those fries get cold they are like plastic

  • @Ericaodd
    @Ericaodd 7 місяців тому +86

    I watch these at work so I have it muted and use subtitles. Every time, the subtitles have Dane calling Ken "Kitty" instead of "Kenny." 😂

    • @sabw3978
      @sabw3978 7 місяців тому +1

      😂😂

    • @riel4553
      @riel4553 7 місяців тому +13

      Imagine if the cat ears had something to do with that.

    • @LeeLeeCRN
      @LeeLeeCRN 6 місяців тому +3

      Omg ccs are wild sometimes..I put the ccs on bc I have decreased hearing in my left ear n even w\ear buds sometimes I miss something. My fave ccs are the auto translate ones..like when a video is in another language n the channel doesn't have subtitles but there's an auto translate option. YT auto translate te is terrible n it says some crazy s*it 😂😂

  • @deadlikedisco4726
    @deadlikedisco4726 7 місяців тому +237

    I mean, I wouldn't expect a murderer to be the most reasonable person, at the same time cold McDonald's fries are a crime against humanity

    • @sagittariusa1848
      @sagittariusa1848 7 місяців тому +1

      😂 They really are, but I bet he'd be big bubba's wife for some when he gets locked up 😅 He was probably a bad big Mac away from being a serial killer, bless the employee who couldn't be assed that day 😅

  • @spicychai4134
    @spicychai4134 7 місяців тому +59

    Currently on break at work. At McDonald’s. I hope this isn’t an omen that some crazy shit is gonna happen this shift cuz people calling the cops over ridiculous shit like this is sadly not too crazy of a thing to happen. McDonald’s is a Karen magnet. I’m just trying to get paid man

    • @Infodumptruck
      @Infodumptruck 7 місяців тому +17

      As someone who has avoided working in food service, thank you for your sacrifice. And stay safe. Minimum wage ain't worth getting shanked with a plastic spoon

    • @mixedmediaartgirl300
      @mixedmediaartgirl300 7 місяців тому +2

      Dude get outta there man! Why you at McDonald's? Young? Got a record? I know there are better things coming your way I hope they find you because I can't imagine working food service in 2024

    • @LadyHitchhiker42
      @LadyHitchhiker42 7 місяців тому +2

      I feel your pain ❤

    • @tinyhuman5610
      @tinyhuman5610 7 місяців тому +5

      As a McDonald's veteran of 5 years, if you need a shoulder or an ear, I am here and I understand the pain, frustration, and unfair...well most things there.

    • @spicychai4134
      @spicychai4134 7 місяців тому +4

      @@mixedmediaartgirl300 I’m in college and the McDonald’s I work at is private owned meaning I get a scholarship that covers whatever my other scholarships don’t. I don’t like this job but it’s too good of a deal to quit sadly.

  • @rayne1213
    @rayne1213 7 місяців тому +21

    Note to self: When you're wanted for murder, DON'T CALL 911 TO GRIPE ABOUT COLD FRIES!

  • @jaderebirth23
    @jaderebirth23 7 місяців тому +118

    Thanks for making me laugh on days like these dudes!

  • @tamiguin1035
    @tamiguin1035 7 місяців тому +18

    One of the funniest things I've ever seen was on Worlds Dumbest Criminals, was when a woman called 911 because she "needed a man". I think she had called more than once, but she ended up being arrested for abusing 911 for a non emergency. Another one was when an actual cop called 911 and told the operator he thought he was dying because him and his wife had smoked too much weed...lol

  • @owlblocksdavid4955
    @owlblocksdavid4955 7 місяців тому +51

    Maybe he did it as an excuse to plead insanity in court?

    • @noorashiraz9046
      @noorashiraz9046 7 місяців тому +13

      Nahh, I'm pretty sure he thought they forgot about him or sum 😂

  • @amandavaldorian
    @amandavaldorian 7 місяців тому +107

    Did you know that if a cop falls while chasing you that they can charge you with "assault on an officer"? 😂

    • @Nephilim27
      @Nephilim27 7 місяців тому

      You’re fkn lying! 😂

    • @novashy7119
      @novashy7119 7 місяців тому +29

      While that's dumb I can understand the logic. You were the one who resisted arrest by running away. If you didnt run, which is illegal, he would never have fallen over. So it would technically be your fault.. Its still dumb but I can understand the logic behind that ruling

    • @amandavaldorian
      @amandavaldorian 7 місяців тому +19

      @@novashy7119 honestly, I feel like since they already charge the person with "resisting arrest" and "evading arrest" that it doesn't make since to charge them for ASSAULT.
      Assault is a VERY serious offense and unless you directly and INTENTIONALLY hit someone, I do not think you should get charged with "assault". Even if you try to explain what happened, companies will still treat it like any other assault charge.
      I personally never resisted arrest or ran from the police, but I do think that they sometimes just try to tack on as many charges as possible, just to try to make ONE charge stick and the courts will use intimidation to get a person to plead guilty to say 1 out of the 3 charges, so that they will have a record for life and someone that they can keep putting back in the system...
      None of this has anything to do with the video though 😅

    • @Nephilim27
      @Nephilim27 7 місяців тому +5

      @@novashy7119 There is no logic. Just shows how easy people can accept something that’s obviously ridiculous. 🙃

    • @zjay1356
      @zjay1356 7 місяців тому +3

      There was a story where cops beat a guy and then charged him with vandalism for bleeding on their clothes

  • @IvyHale151
    @IvyHale151 7 місяців тому +38

    Every time they run i ask "where you going dude??" You will be caught 😂

  • @JSainte17
    @JSainte17 7 місяців тому +32

    I'm a 911 dispatcher, the insane calls I've gotten would blow your mind. The absolute number of times someone has called 911 and I've answered, "911, whats the address of your emergency?" and they've said, "I need the non-emergency number." as if everyone doesn't have smart phones and can Google that shit.
    Also the amount of times I do my intro and they go, "Well, it's not really an emergency...." and I go, "You dialed the emergency number."

    • @dionysus6969
      @dionysus6969 7 місяців тому +1

      Man I'm sorry you have to deal with that x.x

    • @JSainte17
      @JSainte17 7 місяців тому

      @@dionysus6969 It is what it is, but people really have no issues tying up emergency lines, police, EMS, fire, etc. The entitlement is insane.

    • @dragonfliesnh4204
      @dragonfliesnh4204 7 місяців тому +2

      Are you able to give it out especially if you can tell it's an elderly person who may be confused? Not everyone has a smartphone, especially elderly people and many with disabilities who can't afford them. There are many areas where I live that has no cell or data service as it's so rural here. Data service on my smartphone is bad and sometimes non-existent in different areas here.

    • @JSainte17
      @JSainte17 7 місяців тому +1

      @@dragonfliesnh4204 It depends on the department but often it's a personal choice. If you're clearly a young, entitled jerk who can't be bothered, and you don't have an emergency (we ALWAYS check that first), then look it up.
      If someone is elderly or just sounds confused or a little "off", I don't even give them the non emergency, I send an officer to them directly to ensure they're ok and to help them the best we can.

    • @SarafinaSummers
      @SarafinaSummers 5 місяців тому

      Unfortunately, in the city I live in, it explicitly tells you on the non-emergencies opening message, that if you need an officer dispatched for any reason, to call 911. Even if it is a non-emergency emergency. They are actively encouraging abusive 911 system.

  • @junkjouster
    @junkjouster 7 місяців тому +17

    He just called the cops because the manager called and he didnt want to get into trouble with his po. So he thought if he called too he wouldn't get in trouble.

  • @emberforged
    @emberforged 7 місяців тому +21

    Lmao. The fact that I JUST watched this video the other day too. So glad to see you guys react to it cause it's so dumb.

  • @macquelvansteeter412
    @macquelvansteeter412 7 місяців тому +52

    Dane: "OH, there's the TAaayyyzzEERRRR!!!"

    • @briansmith1288
      @briansmith1288 7 місяців тому +2

      Wow those fries must have been bad

    • @evonekky3672
      @evonekky3672 7 місяців тому

      Dane always loves the tasers 😂

  • @star_boy84
    @star_boy84 7 місяців тому +9

    “It was at this moment he F’D around and Found out” 🙌🏾🤣🤣

  • @smiIingman
    @smiIingman 7 місяців тому +6

    The irony of a murder suspect saying "Im afraid of yall"
    Absolutely astonishingly low intelligence in this individual.

    • @plaguedoctor415
      @plaguedoctor415 22 дні тому

      Murder suspect or not, if you're scared of the police why would you call them for any reason especially for something like cold fries. So yes on this guy's character sheet he clearly used intelligence as his dump stat.

  • @kaylajayeee7148
    @kaylajayeee7148 7 місяців тому +18

    Murder 🤜🏻🤛🏻 Cold fries 😡😤

  • @BackUpTerry931
    @BackUpTerry931 7 місяців тому +14

    On the bright side he won’t have to worry about cold McDonalds fries anymore

  • @spatialdistortion223
    @spatialdistortion223 7 місяців тому +9

    LMAO "Simes"
    I was thinking the same exact thing.

  • @welern2liv815
    @welern2liv815 7 місяців тому +8

    Bruh got a lesson in "choosing your battles wisely".
    Sometimes it's best to just let go.

  • @MarzieMalfoy
    @MarzieMalfoy 7 місяців тому +4

    That computer really did go "Danger Will Robinson" on this dude 😂

  • @frostybytes6835
    @frostybytes6835 7 місяців тому +12

    Why is professional victim mentality a thing in America.

    • @noorashiraz9046
      @noorashiraz9046 7 місяців тому +4

      It's not just in the US lol

    • @EmanDeMoan
      @EmanDeMoan 7 місяців тому +2

      it's a global pandemic at this point

    • @evolveyourself9518
      @evolveyourself9518 7 місяців тому

      No jobs, housing crisis, terrible people breeding, all agencies are broken and gaslight us, animal cruelty, poisonous food, water, and air, horrible doctors and hospitals ... Should I go on?

  • @UniqueLove32
    @UniqueLove32 3 місяці тому

    This is my favorite cop cam video ever!! And I've been bing watching them for months, oldie but goodie 😂😂😂😂

  • @Mkaythen
    @Mkaythen 7 місяців тому +6

    Reminds me of that scene from The Longest Yard when one dude was salty someone drank all the Gatorade during football practice! 😂

  • @katichu
    @katichu 7 місяців тому +9

    I just poured a cup of coffee and saw that you guys uploaded! Perfect timing!!!

  • @TheAwsomesauce99
    @TheAwsomesauce99 7 місяців тому +4

    THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA OUT SMART HIM BUT HE KNEW SOMETHING WASNT RIGHT WHEN 2 more cops SHOWED UP 😂😂😂

    • @SailorSocko
      @SailorSocko 7 місяців тому +1

      I mean.... he's in jail. Guess he got outsmarted

  • @rachelsyrup
    @rachelsyrup 7 місяців тому +2

    "I just don't understand what I did wrong... except for the screaming, swearing, and throwing things at people's faces...!"

  • @thomblueart8448
    @thomblueart8448 7 місяців тому +6

    a Karen literally forgot they were a murderer they just couldn't resist to call the cops!

  • @carolynpurser7469
    @carolynpurser7469 5 місяців тому +2

    No one ever said criminals were smart.

  • @Xicana_goddess
    @Xicana_goddess 7 місяців тому +8

    5:14 that sounded like demolition man 😭😭🤣🤣 warning murder death killed

  • @formerbabyfutureghost
    @formerbabyfutureghost 7 місяців тому +2

    Cop was really like “no you’re not under arrest just wanna show you something real quick” 😂

  • @BlackRaveBow
    @BlackRaveBow 7 місяців тому +19

    It’s like when cops start running they never know how to properly accelerate themselves and end up falling.

    • @limarba9062
      @limarba9062 7 місяців тому +5

      All the sh*t they have to have on their duty belts fvck up their balance.

  • @marshaljedcooper7402
    @marshaljedcooper7402 7 місяців тому +8

    Cold fries are criminal and the fry guy should be prosecuted as well

  • @JSainte17
    @JSainte17 7 місяців тому +2

    I'm a 911 dispatcher. Every time my officers run someone by name/dob or by their DL number and I hear that "beeeeeeeeep" I'm like, 'Come onnnnnnn."

  • @wesi.g.2915
    @wesi.g.2915 6 місяців тому +1

    If you want a similar situation, there was a serial killer who got caught bc he called the cops.... on the cops. There were EMS and police called to his hotel for an unrelated issue. Guy got annoyed and started harassing 911 dispatch until police were sent over to his room. They checked his car and there was a handgun just on the passenger seat and they figured out eventually that this was their guy lol

  • @jeannabeckman7424
    @jeannabeckman7424 7 місяців тому +4

    The dude just got charged for the cop falling 💀😂

  • @sarahlovee1865
    @sarahlovee1865 7 місяців тому +1

    Not even just calling the police when you wanted for murder... Calling them over cold french fries while you're wanted for murder...

  • @Zehamas
    @Zehamas 7 місяців тому +3

    Hi Ken! To help with your question regarding the taser I think it is a taser. : All black Tasers seem to be popular in some areas simply because police think they look cooler. It's really very irresponsible. In most cases however, The police tasers include a noticeable color to help yourself and fellow officers instantly identify if you are using lethal or non lethal force. (Don't want to accidently shoot someone instead of taser. this is also done by a different handle material. Looking at the shape of it, I believe it is a taser and not a pistol with a flashlight attachment this is because :
    1. Most police departments do not allow weapon attachments and customized equipment. I.E Pistol Flashlight, Customer Laser Sights things like this, unless you are K9, SWAT ETC. for example, you'll have to be issues a new holster for the pistol as it WILL not fit properly and safely, The new holster must be approved and certified, and a whole bunch more! Talk about a pain in the butt!
    2. Most firearm flashlights I've seen are fairly circular on the weapon, In the video looking at where the flashlight would be attached It is VERY VERY SQUARE. Taser cartridges are also very very square .
    3. I'm an idiot who decided to go and watch that part of the video again frame by frame after typing this. Pausing at around 6:29 I can clearly see the cartridge of the taser, and the fact that there is no actual slide on on the weapon which ejects the spent casings (the stuff that pops out of the side when you fire a bullet) and replaces them with a new bullet.
    How this helps you :)
    Keep up the good work guys!

    • @ogfallingoverthemoon
      @ogfallingoverthemoon 7 місяців тому +1

      I was very curious about this as well, I appreciate your very thorough explanation (:

  • @Clemsoncrawler362
    @Clemsoncrawler362 7 місяців тому +1

    The first thought the cop had upon falling…..”I hope Ken and Buff don’t react to this”😂😂😂

  • @isabellalevitan5720
    @isabellalevitan5720 7 місяців тому +29

    Cold McDonald’s fries taste like how ladybugs smell

    • @hansenquinn
      @hansenquinn 7 місяців тому +5

      I hate that I can immediately imagine that smell 😭

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 7 місяців тому +2

      You’re impressively observant. Who would make THAT connection?

  • @RGBeanie
    @RGBeanie 7 місяців тому +2

    My favourite dumb UK one will always be this one:
    A dude filmed himself doing 200mph on a public road on his motorcycle. Uploaded it to UA-cam.
    A couple months go by and the police are in his area, investigating an unrelated event and canvasing door to door. Without any prompting, he answered the door and said, "oooh, is this about the UA-cam video?"
    I bet cops wish everyone was that dumb.
    "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
    "Is the body in the boot officer?"
    😂

  • @hater_kittyx6963
    @hater_kittyx6963 7 місяців тому +2

    ❤ Thank you for this🤣 "my Fries are cold!" Love you both❤

  • @shellyu1442
    @shellyu1442 7 місяців тому

    I think this was the best video I saw last year, glad to see you guys react to it

  • @Chomanji24
    @Chomanji24 7 місяців тому +5

    Revenge is best served cold i guess 😂

  • @DC1983
    @DC1983 7 місяців тому +2

    0:30 I wouldn't do something like that. But I get it. 😂 When I've gotten cold or soggy fries I felt like calling the cops.

  • @rakly347
    @rakly347 7 місяців тому +6

    At least the food in jail won't be cold.

    • @Ldyether
      @Ldyether 7 місяців тому +2

      Room temp and called "maybe" cause maybe it's bologna, maybe it used to be an orange🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Skarletbloom
      @Skarletbloom 7 місяців тому

      Clearly you never been to jail. The food is cold and fake af ingredients

  • @scotslassjen_YurtleTurtle
    @scotslassjen_YurtleTurtle 7 місяців тому

    Love watching you're stuff Toast n Buff.
    Love it 😂😅

  • @carolerobbins9522
    @carolerobbins9522 7 місяців тому +3

    I am hereby diagnosing bro with stage 4 main character syndrome

  • @justindenney-hall5875
    @justindenney-hall5875 7 місяців тому +1

    Reminds me of a story I heard about a guy who called the police to complain about his weed not being good enough🤣

  • @corneliusdinkmeyer2190
    @corneliusdinkmeyer2190 7 місяців тому +2

    Cold McDonalds fries can’t be revived. They’re hard as a rock.

  • @leflores91
    @leflores91 7 місяців тому +1

    Entitled and a murderer. That’s a new breed of Karen.

  • @breezywiththefro
    @breezywiththefro 7 місяців тому +2

    This McDonald’s is 2 secs away from my house 🤣. I remember hearing abt this on the local news 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣🤣😂

  • @heathermcfarland6317
    @heathermcfarland6317 7 місяців тому +2

    Ladies and gentleman… we got him 😂

  • @hannahrossman8896
    @hannahrossman8896 7 місяців тому +6

    When it says 49 seconds ago and you click

  • @freemanconnell8134
    @freemanconnell8134 Місяць тому +1

    Cold fries are a civil issue sir 😂😂

  • @wildhorsesrunfree311
    @wildhorsesrunfree311 7 місяців тому +2

    Ain't nobody deserve cold fries... Buff Pro quotes of life 😂

  • @AlyKat.
    @AlyKat. 7 місяців тому

    Today actually is my birthday 😂 I always love the birthday shoutouts at the end, I'm stoked you actually put a video out on my birthday. 🎉

  • @cheeseisgood17
    @cheeseisgood17 7 місяців тому +1

    If he has a warrent out for his arrest and he already has an ankle bracelet on... how would he not already be in jail? lol wut

  • @angstymelon4595
    @angstymelon4595 7 місяців тому +1

    I feel like they cut to the last bit because the used unnecessary force. Just a hunch based off earlier cop videos

  • @dskeptic
    @dskeptic 7 місяців тому +1

    He called the police on himself.😂

  • @samtheinkdemon9876
    @samtheinkdemon9876 7 місяців тому +3

    *everyone watching and only having knowledge he called the cops cause of some cold fries* "why is he getting tased over fries?"

  • @maevocado1246
    @maevocado1246 7 місяців тому +1

    Customer: "My fries are cold, I'm calling the cops!"
    All employees INCLUDING THE MANAGERS: "Okay, but they can't use the fryers, so...?"

  • @troe5330
    @troe5330 7 місяців тому

    You guys should watch more of these types of videos. Y'all highly entertaining!

  • @kristenclark82
    @kristenclark82 7 місяців тому +1

    “Sir, with all respect, there are people being murdered. We don’t have time to worry about cold fries” 🍟

  • @joedove6875
    @joedove6875 7 місяців тому +1

    Stupid is as Stupid does!

  • @Call_Em_Yall
    @Call_Em_Yall 7 місяців тому +1

    Today is my birthday, and I grabbed some McDonald's for supper! What the what??! 😂 My fries are cold, too and they are getting stingier and stingier with the ketchup!

  • @Lisa-kf4iu
    @Lisa-kf4iu 5 місяців тому +1

    Sims was one of three people charged in connection with the murder, after he allegedly drove the dead women to a nearby subdivision and lit the car on fire with her body inside, after she was hit by gunfire that broke out while she was purchasing marijuana from Sims. Glad he got himself picked up.

  • @danthemankhan
    @danthemankhan 7 місяців тому +1

    He told the officer his real name, and then helpfully corrected the spelling for him.

  • @KingdomChld
    @KingdomChld 7 місяців тому +2

    I mean, he had an ankle bracelet on. If they really were looking for him it should have been really easy for them to find him 🧐

  • @judysocal8682
    @judysocal8682 7 місяців тому

    The gleam in Dane's eyes when he mentions tasing someone.

  • @samadams2315
    @samadams2315 7 місяців тому

    Never thought u guys would cover this story it's hilarious 😂

  • @NaudVanDalen
    @NaudVanDalen 7 місяців тому +1

    "I can excuse murder, but I draw the line at cold fries."

  • @unspokentruths6416
    @unspokentruths6416 2 місяці тому +1

    My aunt had a neighbor yell at her and threaten her over their fence (she reported his dogs and it pissed him off), so she naturally called the cops on him. He got arrested that day, not for the threats but because he was a sex offender that failed to report his new address to the registry. Its like some people cant help but to put themselves in the worst position possible. 2nd failure to report that carried a mandatory minimum of either 1 or 2 years (I don't remember exactly).

  • @ebibidibidu55559
    @ebibidibidu55559 7 місяців тому

    I love Dane’s echoing laughter at the end☺️

  • @I.am.Mrs.Mathers
    @I.am.Mrs.Mathers 7 місяців тому

    Imagine going to prison for calling the cops over lukewarm fries😆 and being the Karen to call! Lmfao!! His bunkie is going to have a field day

  • @statesminds
    @statesminds 7 місяців тому +1

    Oh yeah ive seen this before. Bro is such a fool

  • @SaltNBattery
    @SaltNBattery 7 місяців тому +1

    Anyone else notice that Ken never puts Dane in any of the thumbnails but anytime Felix is in one, he makes his face the biggest?
    Does he even pay Dane?

  • @janetcallanan7020
    @janetcallanan7020 7 місяців тому +1

    Ah crap I actually thought DANGER DANGER WILL...
    from that old sci fi show too 😮😅

  • @jasonensteinjag
    @jasonensteinjag 7 місяців тому

    Calling cops for a Mcdonald while you're in a murder streak is like jumping into a shark infested water just cuz you dropped on your beer bottle there

  • @maurachapman4179
    @maurachapman4179 7 місяців тому +1

    You guys broke the glass ceiling!
    4.75 Million followers!

  • @Dragonairkanto148
    @Dragonairkanto148 5 місяців тому +1

    The murder was just the initiation, cold fries is straight disrepec.

  • @robbyanglin2700
    @robbyanglin2700 4 місяці тому +1

    Cold fries 🍟 such a crime 😂😅😂

  • @PIXIEZINC
    @PIXIEZINC 7 місяців тому +3

    The way Dane says taser (at 6:33) he sounds just like that lady on wife swap who screams they aren't Christians!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @maxthecat20
    @maxthecat20 7 місяців тому

    I finally got to hear Ken tell me Happy Birthday! Best day ever ^^

  • @zarasbazaar
    @zarasbazaar 7 місяців тому

    Not only called the cops, but gave them his actual name.