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I mean do you remember the nonsense riots during trump's presidency? Over 90 people were murdered by acab antifa people and none got arrested. Kinda set a precedent.
I’m guessing he tried to ruffhouse the other dude got over powered and his ego took over so last resort I’ll call the cops. Probably expected special treatment. Let’s all take a knee.
The way he is squealing from the Taser, young blood is NOT going to have a good time in prison🙄 I think there will be a lot of squealing in his future as his cell mate continues to check the status of his prison wallet🤣
I work as a Security Supervisor at a Casino and the amount of times I have to call the police cause of things very similar to this is infuriating. I have also seen at least three people arrested due to warrants that requested I call the police.
I like how he starts screaming "I can't breathe" before they even touch him. C'mon man, it's already hard enough to take people seriously when they say that every single time a cop touches them, you're going to blow the whole game brah.
George Floyd already blew the game when he said "I can't breathe" for over 8 minutes. If I have someone in a position where my body weight makes them unable to breathe, they might manage to say "I can't breathe" in full one time. ... if they say it constantly for 8 minutes, they're definitely 100,000% full of shit.
@@ArtFiendz he died of a fentanyl overdose, not an inability to breathe. 8 minutes and 47 seconds is how long he "couldn't breathe" but still kept repeating "I can't breathe" Try that sometime. Put yourself in a position where your lungs can't expand ... you have about a minute and that time frame gets cut dramatically if you struggle and fight. He "actually died" but wasn't "actually murdered" 😉
"Am I under arrest?" "Yeah" _Chase immediately ensues_ I was laughing so hard at that point. Then the high pitched screaming started and I was just dying. THEN the home alone clip rolls and fits perfectly - tears rolling down my cheeks. This is right up there with the woman that handed a cop during a traffic stop an edibles package that says right on the front 'Contains THC'. She also had a bunch of ecstasy pills on her, big ass rolling table - the works. Tells cops they can't arrest her because she left her kids alone in a hotel room, so they slapped child endangerment onto the already impressive list of charges. It's just so amazing how dumb criminals are these days.
@@Raven-gz7pm Bah youtube seems to be eating the link - Woman Accidentally Gives Officer THC During Traffic Stop - Name of the video on the Code Blue Cam channel. I super undersold it too, no license, coke, pills, scale, stacks of cash, non compliance, assaulting government property, child neglect. Can't make that stuff up man.
The “I can’t breathe” before the cops even got on him was hilarious 😂 almost like he saw that tragedy a few years back and was like “yup…imma use that one ☝️”.
It was a common tactic long before that happened, ask cops and they'll say one of the most used lines is "I cant breathe" or something about the cuffs being tight
@@oo-vivian Ive worked there, it doesnt happen all the time but odd stuff does happen from time to time lol. Had a guy steal beer and drink it while riding around on those handicap carts and then stole that handicap cart and drove it to Arby's lol. Another guy stopped and pooped his pants and then shook his leg to let the poop roll onto the floor. He literally stood there and pushed it out. Random customer came up to me and asked me what time I got off work because he wanted me to drive him to a motel. Not to mention the ridiculous amount of times Ive found whiskey bottles next to toilets in the bathroom stalls lol
It's all about giving "respect" when it has not been earned... Oh, he's mistaking societal respect for street cred. Oh, that's where he went wrong! oops!
The bad news for this guy is the food in jail is often stale. The good news is they automatically give you a refund if you aren't 100% percent satisfied, without giving you any trouble at all about it AND you can keep the food if you want.
It all depends on the jail. I've done time in a county jail that doubled as a federal holding facility for ICE and the food was great. I'm talking pancakes, biscuits and gravy, sausage and a ton of other great shit. I've also done time in a county jail that gave everyone expired bread and other shitty food 3 times a day. I worked in the kitchen and the bread they got was donated from local stores because it was past the expiration date.
Our Shasta county Jail in Redding CA makes its own bread it's not the best but it's not terrible. It's probably decently healthy too as it is homemade by the inmates.
I cannot tell you how many times people called the police on me at Dairy Queen. “I didn’t get enough nuts” “They charged me for extra toppings” “The ice cream melted while I was talking to someone”. BUT we also tried to give cops free ice cream for their wasted time. Some would take it, some would refuse-they all tipped insanely well.
departments often have weird or confusing rules around accepting gifts/discounts. they're frequently not allowed to ask for even well-known discounts relating to their job, as it could (to a particularly poor observer) appear as a weird form of bribery.
Absolutely love your commentary during this. Hysterical. I know a guy that got arrested for shoplifting at Walmart ( they had his every move on camera from the parking lot into the store and him actually trying to leave) he got 3 years, he gets out of jail, a month later goes back to the very same Walmart and does it again! He was again arrested. Some people are just dumb as rocks. We all know people that are.
@@Dystopie173 Obviously. Nobody gets 3 years for retail fraud. Even felonious larceny doesn't often get that kind of time. Mostly shoplifting gets 90 days and a small fine, plus restitution. Dude's making shit up.
If I ever get tazed I hope I don't scream like that. Taser pain goes away, but being on video sounding like that is something you can never recover from.
I tried it once at the land combat expo in Germany. Woof. It locked me up, I COULDN'T scream, as my jaw was clenched. I stayed upright, but my god did it not feel good. It was like having no control of your body, but also feeling a tiny but incessant pain EVERYWHERE for the duration. If a guy shakes off a tazer, he's either high AF, or fat AF or the prongs didn't catch. (Those little bastards hurt too)
@@stillcantbesilencedevennow Or deployment was too close. If the prongs don't have enough distance to spread, the shock can not cause a wide enough muscle lockout since the pathway is too short.
Most hilarious thing I ever heard was a Karen in an ice cream shop saying her ice cream was too cold, absolutely cracked me up and when she noticed I was laughing at her she threatened to call the police on me as well, at the time a fellow customer, some people just amaze me with how they behave.
While her reaction to you laughing was obviously crazy and hilarious, I can actually relate to ice cream being "too cold" I know it sounds silly. But when ice cream is too frozen it's really hard to eat, like a sweet block of ice you break your spoon in. Lol.
Now that we're here deep in the ice cream section, what would you agree is the optimal temperature for ice cream to be consumed. And also what temperature it should be served.
As a person who spent many years in the restaurant business, I can tell you with probably almost 100% accuracy what this guy wanted. He wanted the order he got *AND* he wanted another order fresh , and he expected that manager to give all of it to him for *free.* People come in and scam like this all of the time. I can't say as I ever had a wanted felon call the cops about an order though 😂
I had a morbidly obese woman arrested for trying to do this. Everyone at the Auntie Anne's I worked at knew who she was and she always ordered a cinnamon pretzel, ate half of it, claimed it was stale, and demanded a fresh one. One day, I said "No ma'am, this is the sixth or seventh time this month. I will not do it any longer. You always have a complaint." She took her sugar glaze container and launched it at my face. A cussing battle ensued for about fifteen seconds before my manager intervened. He took me to the back and told me to call the police, while he went to the floor and said he would make her a new one, fresh and free of charge. I decided to not even change my shirt or wash my face. I looked like a pornstar who just took a money shot. Police quickly arrested her and we never saw her again.
I worked in the food industry/restaurant industry for a little while as well and can confirm people do this shit all of the time. It is so frustrating because the lying POS’s will take it as far as they have to , to get free food. When I was in charge I knew exactly what the food was like when it left the door or the counter. I was certain when it was right and certain when it was a mess up on the employees part. So I knew when to say fuck you and when to say my apologies we will get that taken care of
Yeah, a job violating people's right. If that was your order that was incorrect, you would be arresting the employees. But you never had to pay for anything out of your own pocket in your life because the taxpayers paid for all your meal.
fr fr. its the fact that when he starts screaming its funny and your not thinking about home alone, then you see Kevin and remember the scene then it gets funnier, then the screams of the wet bandit comes in and you hear how perfect the comparison is. hilarious!!🤣😂🤣😂
Taser sniper! A lot of people don’t realize how hard it is to get a good connection with those. Especially when both you and your target are running. This shot was one in a million. Props to that officer.
That complete idiot was but a signature away from walking. They had bought his phoney name & just wanted a signature. He signs...he walks. But after 30 minutes, he's suddenly afraid the police pose a threat to him & he had to run. This guy is definitely a Darwin awards finalist. He skips all lower rounds & advances straight to the finals!
@@leskobrandon691 I think they had already had plans on arresting him at that point, and he felt it coming. That's why he didn't want to get close, he knew something was up
The weird thing is is that this story happened just days after some McDonald’s employee got killed by the son of some lady who was angry over cold French fries, it’s like that week people just took the temperature of their French fries very seriously
If you pay for warm fries, you're entitled to receive warm fries. That's how money works. Any deviation is theft. But you've never had to earn your own money in your life since the tax payers paid for everything
@Kurtis you should be ashamed. You know how many bots need jobs? You spamming your links by hand when a bot is starving and can’t support the mini bots at home. You disgust me 🤢🤮
Man that's my favorite flavor pop tart! I'm pretty sure we've all had our lives filled with them. But hey man I really hope you have a good day. Life can suck sometimes we've all been there! :)
@@seaocean4868 prison people usually have someone check your paperwork to make sure you're not a rapist etc and to see if your story checks out arrest info is public knowledge as far as i know
I would’ve agreed with you if the video stopped at that moment. But then came the look on Donut’s face while he laughed uncontrollably at my man screaming his nuts off while he rode the lightning in a McDonald’s parking lot after inviting the boys in blue there in the first place. I laughed, then saw the joy on Donut’s face, then laughed harder… the virtuous sscycle continued until I could no longer breathe. And then came the Home Alone clip, and I thought I was going to need a change of underwear as well… This whole story is almost too delicious to be true 😂😂😂😂
Imagine sending yourself to prison over cold McDonalds; personally I’d value my freedom a little more than that, I’ll take the cold fries over the cell any day. Thank God for stupid criminals.
Literally as soon as that dude started screeching like a hoot owl I thought "dang, that boy sure sounds like Marv." No sooner had I finished laughing to myself, I was treated an absolute gem of cinematography. Well played sir.
You could almost stick him onto the roof of the police car and have an effective siren, but that would unlawful and more ridiculous than the rest of this story.
@@mediokay508 I mean....idk...I just watched this story and am still baffled how God damn ridiculous it is! That sounds more like normal earth stuff next to this video
Dude was even too stupid to run in a straight fucking line. How the hell are you that out of shape and let the officers catch up to you on foot with their full gear on? As a marathon runner they would have needed at least a 20 minute car chase to catch up to me with that kind of lead.
Best shooting break-downs and fair assessment videos on youtube. Plain and simple. Not to mention seems a natural in-front of a camera. The ad had me lol! SOOOO glad there have been more vids recently, but I can understand the reason for a "break" from it. :-)
@@spookyskelly5276 If the officer realized that sooner he would’ve realized there was something shady about him. Not to mention the fact that he committed a crime by getting there lmao. He obviously was trying his hardest not to be ID’ed and gave a name to make running him less of an option. Either way every detail counts, and thats definitely something that should’ve been noted or caught his eye
@@jabbpapi idk I've been pulled over without my DL and they just pulled it up on the computer. If he had one he would lie about it anyway because he knows he's wanted. I don't think not having an ID is suspicious here. It's how he's behaving.
@@seanrosenau2088 notice how they use a Lincoln electric welder, i have the same one in my shop! That model lasts forever! Its known as the tombstone due to its shape😊👍🍻
I like how he asked “am I under arrest” multiple times and the officers said no every time except for the last one. “Am I under arrest” “yeah” *runs!**
@@AttackShadow3463 They knew who he was. In the actual video the cop ran his name and found out he had a warrant for the murder charge, so they waited until more officers arrived in case he had a firearm. Their plan was to have him go to the back of the car to sign the form so he would be flanked on both sides and wouldn't be able to get to his gun if he had one. They also had another officer watching the girl friend (who you can't see but is In the passenger seat) In case she tried doing something. The guy knew something was up, I mean it's pretty obvious that something's up when more officers arrive and then they tell you to go to the back of the car to sign a paper that's 'ON A CLIPBOARD'. LoL
The original video is much longer. The responding officer calls in his info and finds out he's wanted for murder. He calls for backup and then this video cuts to the end after all the other cops have gotten there so that's why the suspect is suspicious. The cop keeps telling him he's not under arrest until the very last so they can get closer to him. I think Cop Watch is the original poster.
I heard this story on a morning talk show on an urban radio station while driving through Jackson, MS. They were dogging this guy so bad for calling the cops to complain about cold fries when he knew he had an active arrest warrant.
Honestly, I think this guy learned something here. Instead of just killing whoever served him cold fries he tried to do it by the book by calling the cops to have them kill whoever served up the lukewarm fries. Progress.
So the police would rather have that? I have no problem with that. People need to start learning that the customer is always right. Big business like McDonalds, Home Depot, etc. have way too much power. And it's always astonished me how employees who don't even own the store are allowed to "deny service." Like they didn't pay to build the store, they don't pay suppliers or contractors, they don't pay for upkeep. So why on earth should they be given the right to deny service? If was a police officer, I would refuse to let anyone other than a store OWNER (not an employee) issue a trespass warning. But my refusal to serve big business is likely why I didn't become law enforcement since i believe in customers' rights
The cop screaming to put his hand out, realizing the suspect was literally frozen in fear and electricity then starts yelling "don't move" is hilarious.
Whenever someone said "I'm afraid of ya'll" all the bells and whistles in my head started going off. But yea if this idiot had just signed the damn CT and been cool, he might have gotten away
Bruh I’m afraid of a cop when they pull me over. It’s normal to be nervous around cops, places actually make laws where there it is acknowledged that nervousness cannot be the sole reason of a cop searching someone
This guy wasn't afraid until he realized the gig was up. He interacted with the police for how long? 15-20 minutes? Perhaps I should have phrased that differently. The only thing he was afraid of was getting caught. I've been in situations like this where I don't necessarily get a person's info, but once it gets to a point where information needs to be obtained, they're all the sudden "afraid".
Really? I think they're pretty tasteless and blasé, then again I don't really care for Donut's content for the most part. Him eating the squatch got me good though.
A few years ago,he was probably screaming to defund the police so what does he want when his fries are cooler than he wanted? He wants a cop to come fix the problem.
I used to watch Homicide-Life on the Street about a detective squad in Baltimore. Det. Pembleton once said, "crime makes you stupid." This guy proves the theory.
If they were smart, they wouldn't be trying to get free stuff from a McDonald's manager. They'd be white-collar criminals scamming the whole company and covering their tracks.
Donut, my man, the amount of McDonald's jokes you made during this... I love it. Still say my favorite and funniest part is how calm that officer was and then that last 'Am I under arrest?' and his total tone shift when he just went 'yeah.'
ye this happens to me all the time. Cold fries, stomach hurts after meal, the cheese in the cheese burger is not even melted... if you dont realize mc d is bad food your stupid haha
bro don't take yourself as a human to serious ,you just a dude or girl who gone die and nobody gon remember, some people especially these type of dudes think WAY TO highly of themself, its totally okay to kill someone and take another one lifes right, but once you got cold fries that like DAMN!! fkn idiot hope he rots in jail for life on god
This is probably one of the funniest reviews you have done that I've seen. Even the Squatch add was hilarious! This reminds me of a time where I took a report from a known drug dealer after a burglary at his house. 10k cash and 4 firearms stolen. Good times!
@@wolfetteplays8894 I don't make the law, I just follow it as a decent member of society does! If people choose to break the law then that's on them and they need to weigh the risks versus reward.
I've met a few stoners, none of them have been dumb enough to call the cops on cold fries while having a warrant for your arrest and over an ounce of weed in the car. This is another level.
Welcome to ideocracy; public schools dumb each generation down more and more, the government more easily misleads and lies to each more ignorant generation, and our rights and freedoms erode bit by bit like a river carving through a mountain.
The up side for the cops of the original horrible “I can’t breath” incident is that those three word have become mostly meaning less because DF’s like this scream them if they so much as stub a toe.
It's never just 'my food is cold' it's most always 'my food is cold, I want a whole new order and/or a refund' people trying to get free food can kick rocks and not come back. Those arent customers.
@@bazoinked6615 Yeah most places will get you the correct order. You don't get to keep BOTH orders. I've worked in fast food and people will order $60 worth of food, pull the whole "my food is cold! Remake my food/refund me!" and want to keep their cold food. You don't get both.
This made my entire week I promise. Good content as always. Its not often we get to see bad guy go down AND comedy at the same time. Off to work tomorrow to add “Mc” to everything I say.
This is easily my favorite story. My mom and i literally sent each other the the news report at the same time. The fact he called the cops over fries is the second best part of this.
8:17 Wow, that’s the first time I’ve seen the taser deployment/apprehension bit. I’ve seen video of this incident probably three or four times and every time that bit has been cut out completely- it jumped from them running around the trees to him on the ground in cuffs. I just assumed it was removed by PD before it was released to the public, but it’s by far the best part of the entire incident…
In all my years in customer service I’ve only ever had to have 1 person trespassed, by my gosh it was an eventful day. A coworker had left their vehicle at the business, and an “acquaintance” of theirs saw the vehicle parked in our lot, became upset that the coworker was not at the store and not returning phone calls. The acquaintance keyed the vehicle, and then sat in their own vehicle to wait for the coworker to return. Local police happened to stop by to make a purchase, and almost got run over in the parking lot by the acquaintance fleeing in a panic because the police had pulled in. I told the officers what happened, gave them a description of the vehicle, sold them their items, and sent them on their merry way. The acquaintance then comes back to the store to ask us if we can repair a broken taillight on their vehicle. While I asses the damage, another coworker of mine calls the officers and has them come back to the store. Alas, they arrived too late and the acquaintance was gone. But wait there’s more. While we gave more info to one of the officers, the other handled a phone call. Partway through the phone call the second officer interrupts our information giving and asks us to redescribe the vehicle and damage. He then returns to his phone call, very excitedly. Soon after, another police vehicle flies into our parking lot, officers exit the vehicle, and hand me a broken piece of plastic, the exact piece missing from the acquaintance’s tail light, and asks me if it could have come off the vehicle I had described. I replied “without a doubt”. The officers give me a direct number for them, and leave. As soon as the officers are out of sight, the acquaintance, with no vehicle in sight, walks into the store to once again ask me to fix their broken tail light. I explain that I would need the vehicle in my parking lot to do so, and the acquaintance goes to retrieve it. I walk back inside and single my coworker to call the officers, but before we can even get to a phone the officers pull back into the parking lot, blocking the acquaintance’s vehicle. Trespassed from my place of employment, and cited for a hit and run, and charges filed by the owner of the vehicle keyed. An exciting night in a relatively calm town. And all for the low price of spending years in the soul sucking customer service industry.
@@mattkrieger3428 yeah. According to the officers the acquaintance pulled into a parking lot up the road, sat in the vehicle for several minutes, reversed into a parked vehicle (while the owner watched) and fled the scene.
Lol love his screams as he's getting tasered😅 Gotta love his "logic" saying he's scared of cops, yet runs away from an officer, pretty much forcing them to taze him. I think ol dude was dropped on his head one too many times and smoked too much weed and is now paranoid.
Cases like this remind me of moments in private security; somehow, it's always the small stuff - those little details - that wind up becoming the biggest of incidents. What started off as investigating a minor (completed unrelated!) issue outside an apartment door turned into my escorting a legitimate visitor to someone else's apartment (on the same floor) out of the building for his unsafe handling of a firearm. Best part was I was still completely unarmed and had no kevlar vest yet; I walked up on the dude thinking he was just recovering some weed from a ceiling panel, and was just gonna tell him to cut that out. Nah, dude was recovering a pistol from the ceiling panels in the common area hallway! Imagine the "oh shit!" expression on my face as I am within arm's reach of the dude, and quietly inform him that I have to escort him out for safety purposes.
Donut: In South Carolina they can trespass you for any reason as long as it doesn't violate the Constitution. Me: So they can't kick me out for bringing in my six-pound cannon, got it.
in Germany you would get punished with 20.000 dollars if you call the police because your french fries are cold 😂. in general if you call because minor things, you get punished. all which isnt really life threatening has to get to a police station call, NOT EMERGENCY CALL.
@@DakotaofRaptorsits a beautiful noble white flower :). Its even just called "noblewhite", the name of the flower, if you would translate it word for word into one.
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@Kurtis I bet if I click that it’s gonna be some Allah worshiping trash
@Jrts 🅥 FINALLY!? NO WAY I'VE BEEN WAITING MY ENTIRE LIFE TO SEE A FAT DUDE SWING ON A ROPE!
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@@carlito19934 Try the ones on MSNBC's UA-cam channel. Those ones can't even pass the Turing test anymore. I'll take these any day over that Garbo.
Imagine having such a poor understanding of how society works that this is what you think law enforcement is obligated to take care of.
Cold fries? Yes.
Homicide? Nawww.
I mean do you remember the nonsense riots during trump's presidency? Over 90 people were murdered by acab antifa people and none got arrested. Kinda set a precedent.
@@mike4402 lmfao where are you getting 90 people from??? Fuck antifa, but what the fuck are you talking about 🤣🤣🤣🤣
To be fair he is high as a kite so logic goes out the window and paranoia goes up
I mean it worked out, why complain when they turn themselves in
How can you be scared of cops when you're calling them over something as petty as cold fries?
I’m guessing he tried to ruffhouse the other dude got over powered and his ego took over so last resort I’ll call the cops. Probably expected special treatment. Let’s all take a knee.
probably because he thought that he was going to get a Minneapolis neck massage.
The way he is squealing from the Taser, young blood is NOT going to have a good time in prison🙄 I think there will be a lot of squealing in his future as his cell mate continues to check the status of his prison wallet🤣
Drugs logic
The same way people get pitbulls for security but are more afraid of them.
I work as a Security Supervisor at a Casino and the amount of times I have to call the police cause of things very similar to this is infuriating. I have also seen at least three people arrested due to warrants that requested I call the police.
"I'm afraid of yall."
Yeah not only after calling them... but calling them over the temperature of fast food.
The horror.
Ahh… the results of BLM ✊🏿 ideology
You sound like Boomhauer, if Boomhauer didn't have all the verbal tics in the history of psychology.
@@DinnerForkTongue you sound like you’re on drugs
@@coffee.3.4
Good.
I know if people were "literally hunting me" I'd definitely be calling them and asking them to come directly to where I am.
I like how he starts screaming "I can't breathe" before they even touch him. C'mon man, it's already hard enough to take people seriously when they say that every single time a cop touches them, you're going to blow the whole game brah.
George Floyd already blew the game when he said "I can't breathe" for over 8 minutes. If I have someone in a position where my body weight makes them unable to breathe, they might manage to say "I can't breathe" in full one time. ... if they say it constantly for 8 minutes, they're definitely 100,000% full of shit.
@@FrostWazowski right. if you can continue to say I can't breath then you are clearly breathing.
the only difference is George Floyd ACTUALLY died.
@@jonjonson5730 Was he going to follow him home so he could fall on his pillow?
@@ArtFiendz he died of a fentanyl overdose, not an inability to breathe.
8 minutes and 47 seconds is how long he "couldn't breathe" but still kept repeating "I can't breathe"
Try that sometime. Put yourself in a position where your lungs can't expand ... you have about a minute and that time frame gets cut dramatically if you struggle and fight.
He "actually died" but wasn't "actually murdered" 😉
@@FrostWazowski I mean regardless the dude died. Idk what you're getting at. I literally said that he "actually died"
8:16 Can we just admire how beautiful that taser's success was? Given the reliability of tasers this was a huge McDub.
The Quarter McMile ended with a pound to the pavement.
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Amen to that. Clean deploy of taser? That’s a rarity in this channel.
5:09 Perfect timing, "He doesn't want you to come back into his store..." Van pulls in behind with BUG-OFF written on the side. Nice.
"Am I under arrest?"
"Yeah"
_Chase immediately ensues_
I was laughing so hard at that point. Then the high pitched screaming started and I was just dying. THEN the home alone clip rolls and fits perfectly - tears rolling down my cheeks.
This is right up there with the woman that handed a cop during a traffic stop an edibles package that says right on the front 'Contains THC'. She also had a bunch of ecstasy pills on her, big ass rolling table - the works. Tells cops they can't arrest her because she left her kids alone in a hotel room, so they slapped child endangerment onto the already impressive list of charges. It's just so amazing how dumb criminals are these days.
you got a link to this video by chance? id love to watch that one
@@Raven-gz7pm Bah youtube seems to be eating the link - Woman Accidentally Gives Officer THC During Traffic Stop - Name of the video on the Code Blue Cam channel. I super undersold it too, no license, coke, pills, scale, stacks of cash, non compliance, assaulting government property, child neglect. Can't make that stuff up man.
Code Blue Cam. The gift that keeps giving.
I was already laughing because the screams legit sounded like a peacock, but when the Marv clip came up I lost it
@Donut Ореrator 🅥 finally, it's here
The “I can’t breathe” before the cops even got on him was hilarious 😂 almost like he saw that tragedy a few years back and was like “yup…imma use that one ☝️”.
Pretty much the entire blm movement in a nutshell.
I mean wasnt a tragedy
It was a common tactic long before that happened, ask cops and they'll say one of the most used lines is "I cant breathe" or something about the cuffs being tight
If someone is screaming "i cant breathe" multiple times at the top of their lungs i can assure you that the person can breathe
@@cigar_goblin4849 you're either a troll or kinda racist
Murder is okay but cold fries is where you draw the line
Us Americans are very estranged nowadays
@@Threaddd For real, go to any American Walmart and you'll find the most ridiculous things happening for the most ridiculous reasons lmao
@@cheesedoosh i really wanna go to america just to got to walmart shit sounds crazy from what ive heard
@@oo-vivian Ive worked there, it doesnt happen all the time but odd stuff does happen from time to time lol. Had a guy steal beer and drink it while riding around on those handicap carts and then stole that handicap cart and drove it to Arby's lol. Another guy stopped and pooped his pants and then shook his leg to let the poop roll onto the floor. He literally stood there and pushed it out. Random customer came up to me and asked me what time I got off work because he wanted me to drive him to a motel. Not to mention the ridiculous amount of times Ive found whiskey bottles next to toilets in the bathroom stalls lol
It's all about giving "respect" when it has not been earned... Oh, he's mistaking societal respect for street cred. Oh, that's where he went wrong! oops!
The clip of the kid turning up the arc welder made me spew my coffee out.. Well done!
The bad news for this guy is the food in jail is often stale. The good news is they automatically give you a refund if you aren't 100% percent satisfied, without giving you any trouble at all about it AND you can keep the food if you want.
It all depends on the jail. I've done time in a county jail that doubled as a federal holding facility for ICE and the food was great. I'm talking pancakes, biscuits and gravy, sausage and a ton of other great shit.
I've also done time in a county jail that gave everyone expired bread and other shitty food 3 times a day. I worked in the kitchen and the bread they got was donated from local stores because it was past the expiration date.
Our Shasta county Jail in Redding CA makes its own bread it's not the best but it's not terrible. It's probably decently healthy too as it is homemade by the inmates.
And! They won't trespass you.
@@jeremiahwilkes9588 i got friends who moved to redding from canada, cheers
@@speedyd8150 a lot of stores throw out expired shit that's not actually gone bad yet. But still gonna go bad pretty soon
I cannot tell you how many times people called the police on me at Dairy Queen. “I didn’t get enough nuts” “They charged me for extra toppings” “The ice cream melted while I was talking to someone”. BUT we also tried to give cops free ice cream for their wasted time. Some would take it, some would refuse-they all tipped insanely well.
It’s hard to believe that people would call the police for anything like that, but then again, people are insanely stupid…
@@fiveninecummins7768 like MIB said "a person is smart. 'People' are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals".
They (LEO) get paid insanely well
departments often have weird or confusing rules around accepting gifts/discounts. they're frequently not allowed to ask for even well-known discounts relating to their job, as it could (to a particularly poor observer) appear as a weird form of bribery.
In no way does this comment reek of chronic liar behavioral patterns
Watching the joy in Donut's face when the taser is deployed is magical.
Look at the joy in his face when he says "smelled like a pine tree came in my hair"! OMG, dude! FAF
@@r1marine670 "Oh no I fucked up don't eat the pine tar!"
I could only imagine
the look on the cops face
Like a kid on Christmas Morning.
Absolutely love your commentary during this. Hysterical. I know a guy that got arrested for shoplifting at Walmart ( they had his every move on camera from the parking lot into the store and him actually trying to leave) he got 3 years, he gets out of jail, a month later goes back to the very same Walmart and does it again! He was again arrested. Some people are just dumb as rocks. We all know people that are.
3 years for shoplifting? Fuck did he steal, a big screen TV?
@@crashstitches79yeah you can tell this kid made the whole story up
@@Dystopie173 Obviously. Nobody gets 3 years for retail fraud. Even felonious larceny doesn't often get that kind of time. Mostly shoplifting gets 90 days and a small fine, plus restitution. Dude's making shit up.
@@crashstitches79maybe he had previous offenses and was on probation? Still sounds outrageous
@@crashstitches79 That crook probably did everything our McHero did here- racked-up a few extra charges in the process of getting arrested.
The criminals keep getting dumber and the videos keep getting better, as it should be.
Ain’t that the truuuf
@Kurtis I don’t EVER watch a link. Can you explain and guarantee I’m not clicking a virus or CP?
@Kurtis 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Choosing to be a criminal isn’t the smartest decision to begin with. JS
balanced, as all things should be. just like dudes Hightone mctazer screeches
If I ever get tazed I hope I don't scream like that. Taser pain goes away, but being on video sounding like that is something you can never recover from.
I tried it once at the land combat expo in Germany. Woof. It locked me up, I COULDN'T scream, as my jaw was clenched. I stayed upright, but my god did it not feel good. It was like having no control of your body, but also feeling a tiny but incessant pain EVERYWHERE for the duration. If a guy shakes off a tazer, he's either high AF, or fat AF or the prongs didn't catch. (Those little bastards hurt too)
Nobody wants to be known as a McBitch.
@@stillcantbesilencedevennow Or deployment was too close. If the prongs don't have enough distance to spread, the shock can not cause a wide enough muscle lockout since the pathway is too short.
He will be screaming like that for awhile in prison until he gets used to it…tragic
If I ever get tazed hopefully it’s in a grass field so when I fall I don’t knock all
My teeth out on the pavement lol
Most hilarious thing I ever heard was a Karen in an ice cream shop saying her ice cream was too cold, absolutely cracked me up and when she noticed I was laughing at her she threatened to call the police on me as well, at the time a fellow customer, some people just amaze me with how they behave.
"Hello 911, this guy is laughing at me! I need y'all to get down here!"
While her reaction to you laughing was obviously crazy and hilarious, I can actually relate to ice cream being "too cold" I know it sounds silly. But when ice cream is too frozen it's really hard to eat, like a sweet block of ice you break your spoon in. Lol.
Now that we're here deep in the ice cream section, what would you agree is the optimal temperature for ice cream to be consumed. And also what temperature it should be served.
I say serve it cold cold, and then stir ice cream so all bits mix then it is cold and ready for conception
Derp
Those screams with the home alone cut scene are pure gold donut!
As a person who spent many years in the restaurant business, I can tell you with probably almost 100% accuracy what this guy wanted. He wanted the order he got *AND* he wanted another order fresh , and he expected that manager to give all of it to him for *free.* People come in and scam like this all of the time. I can't say as I ever had a wanted felon call the cops about an order though 😂
Yeah scum of the earth people will try anything to take advantage of the workers, or the system they work under.
I had a morbidly obese woman arrested for trying to do this. Everyone at the Auntie Anne's I worked at knew who she was and she always ordered a cinnamon pretzel, ate half of it, claimed it was stale, and demanded a fresh one. One day, I said "No ma'am, this is the sixth or seventh time this month. I will not do it any longer. You always have a complaint." She took her sugar glaze container and launched it at my face. A cussing battle ensued for about fifteen seconds before my manager intervened. He took me to the back and told me to call the police, while he went to the floor and said he would make her a new one, fresh and free of charge. I decided to not even change my shirt or wash my face. I looked like a pornstar who just took a money shot. Police quickly arrested her and we never saw her again.
Cuz black, see this all the time
I worked in the food industry/restaurant industry for a little while as well and can confirm people do this shit all of the time. It is so frustrating because the lying POS’s will take it as far as they have to , to get free food. When I was in charge I knew exactly what the food was like when it left the door or the counter. I was certain when it was right and certain when it was a mess up on the employees part. So I knew when to say fuck you and when to say my apologies we will get that taken care of
@@dementious it’s not the money shot if someone doesn’t lick it off you
In my 32 years in law enforcement, I always told the trainees because of stupid people like him, we'll always have a job...
Yeah, a job violating people's right. If that was your order that was incorrect, you would be arresting the employees. But you never had to pay for anything out of your own pocket in your life because the taxpayers paid for all your meal.
@@arturocamaney9235 you do know he pays taxes too ?
@@arturocamaney9235 you're as smart as a box of rocks... Just keep your opinions to yourself kid.
@@arturocamaney9235 Found the felon
@@theultimategamer56 Dont argue with stupid; they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Arturo is a salty pud.
His squawking while getting McTased was the funniest part of the video.
Dude the Home Alone 2 clip was when i lost it. 🤣
@lunarcat9562 I'm taking points off the officer for the lost "Would you like fries with that?" Commentary while he was riding the lightening! 😅
@@refuciusref3283 Missed opportunity fs
Ive never heard anyone sscream quite like that when tasered. I know his boys were laughing when they saw this hahaha
This was hilarious from start to finish. Donut you always make this Aussie girl so McHappy with your commentary
I'm crying over the guy screaming and the home alone scene. 🤣🤣🤣
The scream already had me going then the Home Alone clip came on. I'm in tears now. 🤣
fr fr. its the fact that when he starts screaming its funny and your not thinking about home alone, then you see Kevin and remember the scene then it gets funnier, then the screams of the wet bandit comes in and you hear how perfect the comparison is. hilarious!!🤣😂🤣😂
@@AndyT81 it was absolutely beautiful. 🤣🤣🤣
@@AndyT81 that is 100% how I experienced it, and I'm still losing my shit! 🤣 Superb editing.👌
mc aaaah, mc aaaaaaah
Taser sniper! A lot of people don’t realize how hard it is to get a good connection with those. Especially when both you and your target are running. This shot was one in a million. Props to that officer.
That complete idiot was but a signature away from walking. They had bought his phoney name & just wanted a signature. He signs...he walks. But after 30 minutes, he's suddenly afraid the police pose a threat to him & he had to run. This guy is definitely a Darwin awards finalist. He skips all lower rounds & advances straight to the finals!
@@leskobrandon691 he’s a semifinalist at the best. He’s a strong contender, but there are stronger ones
@@leskobrandon691 I think they had already had plans on arresting him at that point, and he felt it coming. That's why he didn't want to get close, he knew something was up
Guy became an owl for 10 seconds 🦉🦉owww owww owww
@@groowanderer yeah, you can hear the officer say it. He goes am I under arrest and he says yes right as they start running
Imagine being not only a murder suspect but also such a Karen that you call the police over *cold french fries* LMAO
The weird thing is is that this story happened just days after some McDonald’s employee got killed by the son of some lady who was angry over cold French fries, it’s like that week people just took the temperature of their French fries very seriously
@@fleebogazeezig6642
One might even say _dead_ seriously.
Being a Karen should be a misdemeanor.
At least...
all i learned from this is that white people call the police over cold fries 🗿
@@PlasmaCoolantLeak agreed more like social misconduct in my opinion if that even is a charge lmao 🤣
That taser gave him a McGasm "baddabappbapa, I'm loving it"
I mean, you had me at "murder suspect calls police...", the whole cold fries thing is just icing on an already delicious low-IQ cake.
Do you lose braincells if you eat that cake? 🤣
60 on average
Almost as good as the urban legends of addicts calling police because their dealer sold them fake drugs
Wow. Even murder suspects feel entitled enough to call the police over cold fries.
Murica
If you pay for warm fries, you're entitled to receive warm fries. That's how money works. Any deviation is theft. But you've never had to earn your own money in your life since the tax payers paid for everything
@@arturocamaney9235 u keep bringing in tax payers. Like dude if u have a problem with capitalism move tf on
@@BestICanDoIs20 That's funny, since paying taxes is NOT a tenet-of-capitalism
@@arturocamaney9235 You're not entitled to police involvement though; That's a non-emergency, civil matter, and too vague to be actionable even then.
I'm happy you're posting more often again. My life is a big dookie filled pop tart without you.
@Kurtis ew, begone bot
That's hallmark card material bro
@Kurtis you should be ashamed. You know how many bots need jobs? You spamming your links by hand when a bot is starving and can’t support the mini bots at home. You disgust me 🤢🤮
Man that's my favorite flavor pop tart! I'm pretty sure we've all had our lives filled with them. But hey man I really hope you have a good day. Life can suck sometimes we've all been there! :)
All I want to know is did they stop at Burger King on the way to processing?
I wonder how this manger/owner feels learning he argued with a murderer.
Imagine being his cellmate and hearing how he got busted.
Oh he's definitely a bottom dude for sure!
hes going to lie about it anyway lol
@@seaocean4868 prison people usually have someone check your paperwork to make sure you're not a rapist etc and to see if your story checks out arrest info is public knowledge as far as i know
Like Arlo Guthries' "Alice's Restaurant" What are ya in for? "Litterin' "
Them checks for sure gone be spreading
I have never laughed so hard when the paperwork came and he freaked and ran 😂 I’m crying
The last 'Am I under arrest?" and the officer just goes "Yeah...."
I would’ve agreed with you if the video stopped at that moment. But then came the look on Donut’s face while he laughed uncontrollably at my man screaming his nuts off while he rode the lightning in a McDonald’s parking lot after inviting the boys in blue there in the first place. I laughed, then saw the joy on Donut’s face, then laughed harder… the virtuous sscycle continued until I could no longer breathe. And then came the Home Alone clip, and I thought I was going to need a change of underwear as well… This whole story is almost too delicious to be true 😂😂😂😂
That was the best part, he's like oh hell naw, not my signature brah!
@@pinkdink1210 incredible. Those people really can’t help themselves. He is a loser times 10.
@@SDG1855 that taser hits harder than McDonald's Sprite. 🤣
Imagine sending yourself to prison over cold McDonalds; personally I’d value my freedom a little more than that, I’ll take the cold fries over the cell any day. Thank God for stupid criminals.
his entitlement supersedes his intelligence
When he's eating prison food he will be dreaming about having some cold fries.
He be gettin’ skreet cred…ain noebody fuk wit my fries gnomesayin
Imagine throwing a drink at someone, then trusting them to make you more food.
@@user-ik4br3nk2w he got what's coming to him and I give sympathy to the manager of the place 🤦♂️
The “I can’t breathe” before anyone is even on him is hilarious
Literally as soon as that dude started screeching like a hoot owl I thought "dang, that boy sure sounds like Marv." No sooner had I finished laughing to myself, I was treated an absolute gem of cinematography. Well played sir.
@Vaccinated Kid Who's Philip and why is he committing bestiality?
@Vaccinated Kid what the hell
@@Christopherson2006 these bots need to die of AIDS
You could almost stick him onto the roof of the police car and have an effective siren, but that would unlawful and more ridiculous than the rest of this story.
@@mediokay508 I mean....idk...I just watched this story and am still baffled how God damn ridiculous it is!
That sounds more like normal earth stuff next to this video
dude's really got his priorities in order.
Oh, hey Lee.
“Am I under arrest?”
“Yea”
*runs*
The lack of hesitation between the question and the responses in those 3 seconds is insane
It happens a lot and the people get upset even though he is a Criminal
It even had comedic timing.
Dude was even too stupid to run in a straight fucking line. How the hell are you that out of shape and let the officers catch up to you on foot with their full gear on? As a marathon runner they would have needed at least a 20 minute car chase to catch up to me with that kind of lead.
Bro got perfect parking but his panic alarm went off 💀
I’m glad your posting more. I hated having to wait for weeks for you to post.
@Muscleman8562 the fuck??
First of all, agreed. Papa Bronuts vids make my day man
Second, what in the actual fuck is @Muscleman8562 on, and where do i get some i mean wat
These bots are funny as fuck bro
NOO THE BOT DELETED HIS COMMENT IM PISSING IN ANGER
Best shooting break-downs and fair assessment videos on youtube. Plain and simple. Not to mention seems a natural in-front of a camera. The ad had me lol! SOOOO glad there have been more vids recently, but I can understand the reason for a "break" from it. :-)
everyone overlooks the fact that he stated he had no ID but drove to the McDonalds…
That seems inconsequential considering he's a murder suspect.
@@spookyskelly5276 If the officer realized that sooner he would’ve realized there was something shady about him. Not to mention the fact that he committed a crime by getting there lmao. He obviously was trying his hardest not to be ID’ed and gave a name to make running him less of an option. Either way every detail counts, and thats definitely something that should’ve been noted or caught his eye
@@jabbpapi idk I've been pulled over without my DL and they just pulled it up on the computer. If he had one he would lie about it anyway because he knows he's wanted. I don't think not having an ID is suspicious here. It's how he's behaving.
@@spookyskelly5276dude Idc care about that. No ID and trying to drive is the real crime
@@scottpeltier3977no it definitely was not, it's not dangerous (unless you have never had one, d don't actively have one)
I laughed uncontrollably for the rest of the video after he screeched like a… I can’t think of anything other than home alone 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The one guy getting electrocuted in Home Alone is hilarious. Shows his skeleton and everything. LOL
@@seanrosenau2088 notice how they use a Lincoln electric welder, i have the same one in my shop! That model lasts forever! Its known as the tombstone due to its shape😊👍🍻
I was thinking the Michael Jackson scream.
@@mrow7598 HeeHee!
Banshee
Bro, you by far my favorite UA-camr, no one makes their sponsored ads as entertaining as you.
I like how he asked “am I under arrest” multiple times and the officers said no every time except for the last one. “Am I under arrest” “yeah” *runs!**
I thought the same I don't get it.. did they know he had a warrant n was just slow playing him?
@@mikey2time484 They probably weren't going to arrest him but then got suspicious on why he kept asking them.
@@AttackShadow3463 They knew who he was. In the actual video the cop ran his name and found out he had a warrant for the murder charge, so they waited until more officers arrived in case he had a firearm. Their plan was to have him go to the back of the car to sign the form so he would be flanked on both sides and wouldn't be able to get to his gun if he had one. They also had another officer watching the girl friend (who you can't see but is In the passenger seat) In case she tried doing something. The guy knew something was up, I mean it's pretty obvious that something's up when more officers arrive and then they tell you to go to the back of the car to sign a paper that's 'ON A CLIPBOARD'. LoL
had that song pop in my head "run" oh ah oh oh, as the cop said yea..
The original video is much longer. The responding officer calls in his info and finds out he's wanted for murder. He calls for backup and then this video cuts to the end after all the other cops have gotten there so that's why the suspect is suspicious. The cop keeps telling him he's not under arrest until the very last so they can get closer to him. I think Cop Watch is the original poster.
Crazy how fast this has gone around. Saw this the 1st 7 hours the footage was released now it major in all the headlines 😂
I love how he threw out an "I can't breathe" for good measure
Should have said stay off my neck or some crap like that.
Trained criminal. Trained by MSM.
Suspect: "can you make me some fresh french fries" owner: "Mcf* no"😂
I heard this story on a morning talk show on an urban radio station while driving through Jackson, MS. They were dogging this guy so bad for calling the cops to complain about cold fries when he knew he had an active arrest warrant.
Calling police on cold fries is a sign, that guy is institutionalized. Thinking everyone else needs to solve your problems.
Honestly, I think this guy learned something here. Instead of just killing whoever served him cold fries he tried to do it by the book by calling the cops to have them kill whoever served up the lukewarm fries. Progress.
GTA Cops would have killed them both.
So the police would rather have that? I have no problem with that. People need to start learning that the customer is always right. Big business like McDonalds, Home Depot, etc. have way too much power. And it's always astonished me how employees who don't even own the store are allowed to "deny service."
Like they didn't pay to build the store, they don't pay suppliers or contractors, they don't pay for upkeep. So why on earth should they be given the right to deny service?
If was a police officer, I would refuse to let anyone other than a store OWNER (not an employee) issue a trespass warning. But my refusal to serve big business is likely why I didn't become law enforcement since i believe in customers' rights
@@arturocamaney9235 What would you consider to be customers responsibilities?
It's 'whomever', dude. It's not that fucking hard.
@@LeatherCladVegan 🤓
That Dr. Squatch ad was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen! 😂😆🤣
The cop screaming to put his hand out, realizing the suspect was literally frozen in fear and electricity then starts yelling "don't move" is hilarious.
He was riding the McLightning.
@@jimmyrustler8983 Ride the Lightning, feel the thunder, till the darkness pulls you under!
“Continue to freeze and scream!!”
I’d do that :o) You just gotta :D
Whenever someone said "I'm afraid of ya'll" all the bells and whistles in my head started going off. But yea if this idiot had just signed the damn CT and been cool, he might have gotten away
Bruh I’m afraid of a cop when they pull me over. It’s normal to be nervous around cops, places actually make laws where there it is acknowledged that nervousness cannot be the sole reason of a cop searching someone
@@startledmilk6670 ill informed opinion.
This guy wasn't afraid until he realized the gig was up. He interacted with the police for how long? 15-20 minutes? Perhaps I should have phrased that differently. The only thing he was afraid of was getting caught. I've been in situations like this where I don't necessarily get a person's info, but once it gets to a point where information needs to be obtained, they're all the sudden "afraid".
Classic speed run technique. Just ask “am I under arrest?” Until they arrest you, genius!
He just wanted to be sure he's breaking another law. He could legally ran away from cops until they informed him he's under arrest 🤷
He sounds like Walter White getting Chemotherapy.
Can we just take a minute to admire how good Donut's ads are? They always make me audibly laugh instead of a sharp exhale through my nose.
Actually lol'd at the 'Oh no, I fucked up! Don't eat squanch!!'
Really? I think they're pretty tasteless and blasé, then again I don't really care for Donut's content for the most part. Him eating the squatch got me good though.
@@RowdyClouds If you don't like his content why the fuck are you even here?
@Ya Mum i think he means the sponsored ads, not the content itself
A few years ago,he was probably screaming to defund the police so what does he want when his fries are cooler than he wanted?
He wants a cop to come fix the problem.
Yeah... Everyone hates the cops until they need the cops.
@@dfmrcv862 that’s why I stick to my values and just don’t bother with the cops unless its life or death
I used to watch Homicide-Life on the Street about a detective squad in Baltimore. Det. Pembleton once said, "crime makes you stupid." This guy proves the theory.
I loved that show!
@@josephd6203 Cool show and a number of the actors later had roles in The Wire
More like stupid people commit crime, or at least are the ones that get caught and create drama like this.
If they were smart, they wouldn't be trying to get free stuff from a McDonald's manager. They'd be white-collar criminals scamming the whole company and covering their tracks.
Calling for crap like this should be a capital offense 😂😂😂
Whoever edited in that scene from Home Alone is a goddamn genius and deserves a pay raise.
Donut, my man, the amount of McDonald's jokes you made during this... I love it.
Still say my favorite and funniest part is how calm that officer was and then that last 'Am I under arrest?' and his total tone shift when he just went 'yeah.'
"I love it" lmao
Mc'lovin' it...
*McJokes. Please play along
Come on man! "bah bah bah bah bah I'm lovin' it" was *right there* and you fucked it up!
@@blobbertmcblob4888 "you should mc calm the fck down"
Message of the day: if you have lukewarm fries, don’t call the police. Just eat them, it’s still food.
ye this happens to me all the time. Cold fries, stomach hurts after meal, the cheese in the cheese burger is not even melted... if you dont realize mc d is bad food your stupid haha
I feel like “don’t commit murder” would be a better message 😅
bro don't take yourself as a human to serious ,you just a dude or girl who gone die and nobody gon remember, some people especially these type of dudes think WAY TO highly of themself, its totally okay to kill someone and take another one lifes right, but once you got cold fries that like DAMN!! fkn idiot hope he rots in jail for life on god
@@fosphor8920 I thought it was just me. So your stomach also acts up if you eat McDonald's?
@@twistedyogert not every time, but it's true. I'm convinced it's very unhealthy
Anybody that keeps repeating “You know what I’m saying “ is usually headed to prison
Imagine calling 911 reporting a crime, only to find out it about cold fries
This is probably one of the funniest reviews you have done that I've seen. Even the Squatch add was hilarious! This reminds me of a time where I took a report from a known drug dealer after a burglary at his house. 10k cash and 4 firearms stolen. Good times!
"I F***ed up! Don't eat Squatch!"
This fool has an active warrant and he's calling the cops over cold fries? I'm dumbfounded
Who the hell cares if someone is dealing drugs? It’s a free market and regulating what people put in their body is going too far.
@@wolfetteplays8894 I don't make the law, I just follow it as a decent member of society does! If people choose to break the law then that's on them and they need to weigh the risks versus reward.
Love the part where he got mcZapped and screamed like the ice cream machine was actually working
I've met a few stoners, none of them have been dumb enough to call the cops on cold fries while having a warrant for your arrest and over an ounce of weed in the car. This is another level.
Welcome to ideocracy; public schools dumb each generation down more and more, the government more easily misleads and lies to each more ignorant generation, and our rights and freedoms erode bit by bit like a river carving through a mountain.
He was being stingy AF, it wasn’t about the frys, it was his $3.85 that cash app wasn’t going to refund for 3 days.
The girly screaming and the new catch phrase "I can't breathe" this is an instant classic
The up side for the cops of the original horrible “I can’t breath” incident is that those three word have become mostly meaning less because DF’s like this scream them if they so much as stub a toe.
@@psibug565DF?'s? How have I never heard/read that before..Dumb Fucks?
It's never just 'my food is cold' it's most always 'my food is cold, I want a whole new order and/or a refund' people trying to get free food can kick rocks and not come back. Those arent customers.
It’s about as infuriating as people who act interested in buying your art, but then keep requesting ridiculous lowball after lowball.
Im gonna disagree with this if your order gets messed up they atleast owe you a new CORRECT order
@@bazoinked6615 Yeah most places will get you the correct order. You don't get to keep BOTH orders. I've worked in fast food and people will order $60 worth of food, pull the whole "my food is cold! Remake my food/refund me!" and want to keep their cold food. You don't get both.
It's a more benign version of people who run through traffic in hopes of being hit so they can sue the driver.
As someone who has worked in both a jimmy johns and a Pizza Hut, I’m sure this was amazing for all the staff and employees to witnesss
That escalated quickly
This made my entire week I promise. Good content as always. Its not often we get to see bad guy go down AND comedy at the same time. Off to work tomorrow to add “Mc” to everything I say.
To sweeten it even more, we got to hear him scream like a McBitch while he got a taste of the McTaser.
This is easily my favorite story. My mom and i literally sent each other the the news report at the same time. The fact he called the cops over fries is the second best part of this.
8:17 Wow, that’s the first time I’ve seen the taser deployment/apprehension bit. I’ve seen video of this incident probably three or four times and every time that bit has been cut out completely- it jumped from them running around the trees to him on the ground in cuffs. I just assumed it was removed by PD before it was released to the public, but it’s by far the best part of the entire incident…
The cuts are priceless!
In all my years in customer service I’ve only ever had to have 1 person trespassed, by my gosh it was an eventful day.
A coworker had left their vehicle at the business, and an “acquaintance” of theirs saw the vehicle parked in our lot, became upset that the coworker was not at the store and not returning phone calls. The acquaintance keyed the vehicle, and then sat in their own vehicle to wait for the coworker to return. Local police happened to stop by to make a purchase, and almost got run over in the parking lot by the acquaintance fleeing in a panic because the police had pulled in. I told the officers what happened, gave them a description of the vehicle, sold them their items, and sent them on their merry way.
The acquaintance then comes back to the store to ask us if we can repair a broken taillight on their vehicle. While I asses the damage, another coworker of mine calls the officers and has them come back to the store. Alas, they arrived too late and the acquaintance was gone.
But wait there’s more.
While we gave more info to one of the officers, the other handled a phone call. Partway through the phone call the second officer interrupts our information giving and asks us to redescribe the vehicle and damage. He then returns to his phone call, very excitedly. Soon after, another police vehicle flies into our parking lot, officers exit the vehicle, and hand me a broken piece of plastic, the exact piece missing from the acquaintance’s tail light, and asks me if it could have come off the vehicle I had described. I replied “without a doubt”.
The officers give me a direct number for them, and leave. As soon as the officers are out of sight, the acquaintance, with no vehicle in sight, walks into the store to once again ask me to fix their broken tail light. I explain that I would need the vehicle in my parking lot to do so, and the acquaintance goes to retrieve it. I walk back inside and single my coworker to call the officers, but before we can even get to a phone the officers pull back into the parking lot, blocking the acquaintance’s vehicle. Trespassed from my place of employment, and cited for a hit and run, and charges filed by the owner of the vehicle keyed.
An exciting night in a relatively calm town.
And all for the low price of spending years in the soul sucking customer service industry.
Wow.... hahahaha
How did the acquaintance break their taillight if they did the hit and run? Did they back in to a vehicle?
Awesome story btdubs
@@mattkrieger3428 yeah. According to the officers the acquaintance pulled into a parking lot up the road, sat in the vehicle for several minutes, reversed into a parked vehicle (while the owner watched) and fled the scene.
that was some tom and jerry level back and forth right there
good story! thanks for the share :) I hope you have a great day!
I was in McTears watch this video and your commentary! That was so McFckng fun! Thanks for the McLaugh! Love the channel!
What a great use of resources. I'm glad my taxes go to cold fries.
It did net a murder suspect so I think it was a win.
dude i love your promo plugs!! one of the only youtubers where i don't skip that part..lol
Lol love his screams as he's getting tasered😅
Gotta love his "logic" saying he's scared of cops, yet runs away from an officer, pretty much forcing them to taze him.
I think ol dude was dropped on his head one too many times and smoked too much weed and is now paranoid.
I think when his mum was giving birth and the doc said squeeze, she clamped down on his head cutting off his air supply instead of pushing him out!.
@@R.Sole88109 haha yeah probably
You and I have so much in common, even our stint in law enforcement. I appreciate you brotha.
Cases like this remind me of moments in private security; somehow, it's always the small stuff - those little details - that wind up becoming the biggest of incidents.
What started off as investigating a minor (completed unrelated!) issue outside an apartment door turned into my escorting a legitimate visitor to someone else's apartment (on the same floor) out of the building for his unsafe handling of a firearm. Best part was I was still completely unarmed and had no kevlar vest yet; I walked up on the dude thinking he was just recovering some weed from a ceiling panel, and was just gonna tell him to cut that out. Nah, dude was recovering a pistol from the ceiling panels in the common area hallway! Imagine the "oh shit!" expression on my face as I am within arm's reach of the dude, and quietly inform him that I have to escort him out for safety purposes.
Making fun of people with man buns while also having a man bun is exactly why I love this channel. 😂😂😂
Donut: In South Carolina they can trespass you for any reason as long as it doesn't violate the Constitution.
Me: So they can't kick me out for bringing in my six-pound cannon, got it.
LOL According to the founders, no they can't. Unless you're causing a problem in their establishment with it. Watch for that muzzle sweep.
This case was insane bro, imagine getting arrested because you called the cops because of some fries this case was mccrazy bro
im so sorry
The way he’s wailing and crying is absolutely hilarious!!!
The car alarm that came out of this mans face.
fucking hell hahaha
Dude said "I CAN'T BREATH" before the cops even got on him 🤣😂
Gotta play the victim. #just13percentthings
Of course, its the magic ticket to get the kid glove treatment.
Also yelling "I have a heart murmur!".
I like saying I'm pregnant, they never believe me 🤷♂
@@ScrappyXFL 😂
I love as he's backing up "Am I arrest?"...the cops is done with it and is like "Ya...come on"
Dang. Taser deployment and he went full Michael Jackson on us.
Squealing like a little girl. It is a statistical miracle, that some of them are alive. Most of them are too stupid to be here, and remain alive.
He "he he'd" his last micky d's
in Germany you would get punished with 20.000 dollars if you call the police because your french fries are cold 😂. in general if you call because minor things, you get punished. all which isnt really life threatening has to get to a police station call, NOT EMERGENCY CALL.
Who said they didn't call the non emergency line?
Edelweiss? That's supposed to be the mark of a true soldier
@@HaveAGoodDayFk.Uok, you got a point there 😂.
@@DakotaofRaptorsits a beautiful noble white flower :). Its even just called "noblewhite", the name of the flower, if you would translate it word for word into one.
I went from having a rough start this morning to laughing hysterically. When he got mctased and screamed I was laughing my Mcass off.
If I was the owner, McFlurrys would now be McTasers. "Limited time only, a Flurry of McTasers free for every Donut fan"
You like laughing at other people's pain, huh? That store robbed him of his money. He paid for warm fries and they stiffed him
@@arturocamaney9235 laughing at a murderer get mctased? Absolutely.
@@arturocamaney9235 loll
Did anyone notice Macaulay Culkin in the movie clip? "Macaulay" Culkin as some gets McTased at a McDonald's 😅.....
I love when you prove ppl wrong
bruh i see 4 bot comments here and it's still posting
Dude being tased screaming “aahhhhhhhhh
I love how he pulled out the "I can't breathe" before the officer was even on him
you know what Mr Donut, out of every youtuber I don't mind watching your ads, you do it in such a way that is both amusing and captivating . other youtubers I always skip their ads. I hope you see this, I appreciate you
Thanks bronut for the great content
New to the channel and this video had me laughing 😆 and clapping 👏🏼. Thanks, I needed this tonight! 👍🏼