Man Goes To Jail Over A Cheeseburger

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  • @CinnamonToastKen
    @CinnamonToastKen  5 місяців тому +136

    Use code CINNAMONTOASTKEN at incogni.com/cinnamontoastken for 60% off an annual Incogni plan #ad

    • @iM_JuSt_SaiYaN
      @iM_JuSt_SaiYaN 5 місяців тому +15

      How did you pin a comment 6 hours ago when the video came out 24 minutes ago? 😂

    • @misstiredeyes
      @misstiredeyes 5 місяців тому +6

      ​@@iM_JuSt_SaiYaN time zone magic? ✨

    • @matthewcostner2937
      @matthewcostner2937 5 місяців тому +3

      He is the real life hamburgler

    • @forciblefollower
      @forciblefollower 5 місяців тому +8

      @@iM_JuSt_SaiYaN Think you can comment on your own videos when they're private/before being uploaded.

    • @grantmetzmaker4821
      @grantmetzmaker4821 5 місяців тому +1

      Stay toasty you lucky shite❤

  • @zarasbazaar
    @zarasbazaar 5 місяців тому +688

    I work in a veterinary clinic and people think I should let them in to sit in the waiting room before we open. Let's see, me alone with a bunch of strangers in a building with cash, syringes, and controlled substances. They get so angry when I say no. The entitlement is bizarre.

    • @ravenonyx122
      @ravenonyx122 5 місяців тому +69

      6+ years in vet med, I don't answer the door or phones until open. They can wait in the car.

    • @frostdemen1
      @frostdemen1 5 місяців тому +42

      Reminds me of my vet the procedure was so urgent he let me come in on a holiday so I get there half an hour early 'cause he's pretty far away from me and I was expecting more traffic so I'm thinking to myself I'll just wait in the car and after 5 minutes he walks out to come and get me 'cause he got there early too that was pretty funny, dog survived btw

    • @rachelfriede3767
      @rachelfriede3767 5 місяців тому +12

      I was 9 years in vet med I had to have one of my drs on speaker phone driving to the clinic when there was a crazy ass client there insisting on getting in 🙃 and I’m in Montana our lead tech has a pink pistol in her purse everyone does it seems like

    • @kay-oc2zm
      @kay-oc2zm 5 місяців тому +14

      Well now I won't question why my local vet has bars on their windows 😅

    • @ABarbbb
      @ABarbbb 5 місяців тому +3

      I work in healthcare, so I understand that someone else's emergency isn't mine and patients can become unruly because they're upset. You meet them where they are. People love their animals. 😢

  • @PrinceIsot
    @PrinceIsot 5 місяців тому +394

    "He needs this so he can drive home" Dane is a national treasure 🪙

    • @johnnysacredofficial
      @johnnysacredofficial 2 місяці тому +2

      I lost it when he said that! 😂😂😂

    • @Momma-_-775
      @Momma-_-775 Місяць тому +2

      @@johnnysacredofficial SAME OVER HERE😂 LÖL‼️=^D

  • @chickensdone1
    @chickensdone1 5 місяців тому +579

    Bro didn’t want to be drunk in public, he wanted to be drunk at home with a burger.

  • @nathanbozeman399
    @nathanbozeman399 5 місяців тому +246

    I remember when I worked at McDonald's and one night the manager of the bar across the street came through the drive through and complained to me about how it was stupid our loby was closed because she always sent people over here to eat after they stopped serving food/when she didnt want to deal with them anymore. And now she had to send them in their cars and so it was our fault if any of them got a DUI. I told my manager and then a week later she came through again yelling at whoever was at cash about how we'd gotten her in trouble with the cops for "tattling"

    • @Orquet-qj2nf
      @Orquet-qj2nf 5 місяців тому +45

      Seems like a respectable, upstanding barowner. 🙄

    • @mariacortez9754
      @mariacortez9754 5 місяців тому +56

      Maybe the bar owner should train her staff better to cut customers off alcohol when they get belligerent?

    • @nathanbozeman399
      @nathanbozeman399 5 місяців тому +24

      @@mariacortez9754 nah, I think that'd be way too understanding and responsible.

    • @GarrettPDGA
      @GarrettPDGA 5 місяців тому

      ​@mariacortez9754 they want the drunks to eat, so they can legally start selling them more alcohol as they sober and come back. It's horrid how easy it is to entice the addicted to have more, it's legal drug dealing..

    • @wintermoon7003
      @wintermoon7003 5 місяців тому +2

      Well, if she's sending you all business, I mean, why not? Money is money and as so long as they aren't causing trouble for me, I wouldn't mind taking their money and serving them. I can honestly see that bar owner's point but not for the reason she suggested. I just see the lost revenue.

  • @djfaceplant2076
    @djfaceplant2076 5 місяців тому +1175

    Not even the drunk McDonald’s guy was wanting to talk to youngings… Dr Disrespect could learn a thing or two

    • @Lemonjoy3
      @Lemonjoy3 5 місяців тому +63

      that’s wild😭

    • @misstiredeyes
      @misstiredeyes 5 місяців тому +57

      lmfao that caught me way off guard. well said tho! 😅

    • @CC45-As
      @CC45-As 5 місяців тому +15

      “He’s a rich and successful man so it’s ok” - Said some off-brand country guy on here

    • @bonehead4733
      @bonehead4733 5 місяців тому +2

      DAYM

    • @CC45-As
      @CC45-As 4 місяці тому

      @@Kyle.Flanagan He talked to kids too in a totally family friendly way

  • @kt9527
    @kt9527 5 місяців тому +161

    I'm just gonna say this:
    If you become belligerent and combative when you're drunk to the point where you start to get violent... maybe DON'T DRINK ANYMORE!

    • @ereegodofeternity9451
      @ereegodofeternity9451 5 місяців тому +4

      Tru dat

    • @bec7080
      @bec7080 5 місяців тому +9

      I took this advice actually and life got like 60% better. And 60% is pretty good

    • @sequoia7284
      @sequoia7284 5 місяців тому +7

      Seeing people act like this is just crazy to me. I never lose control this much from alcohol, if I drink too much I just go to sleep.

    • @JacobPlays136
      @JacobPlays136 2 місяці тому

      Unfortunately alcohol is addictive and socially acceptable. Not an excuse for this behavior. But it's not exactly easy to just stop.

    • @WilliamWebbOfficial
      @WilliamWebbOfficial 2 місяці тому

      Yes

  • @ragingredhead9555
    @ragingredhead9555 5 місяців тому +182

    "He's in McTrouble" 🤣🤣🤣
    Greatest comment of the day

  • @PrinceIsot
    @PrinceIsot 5 місяців тому +203

    "I'm f*ckin trying to get a cheeseburger, and these guys don't even give me a cheeseburger" 😂😂😂😂

    • @mikelxanadu
      @mikelxanadu 5 місяців тому +13

      What an American thing to say

  • @crownclowncreations
    @crownclowncreations 5 місяців тому +191

    Ken calling "disorderly conduct" "disorderly combat" makes it sound like some Street Fighter sht 😂

  • @cabalarcana6996
    @cabalarcana6996 5 місяців тому +159

    A think it's also weird that blue shirt guy doesn't seem to understand the difference between "They let him in" and "the door was unlocked." Last I checked, McDonald's doesn't have bouncers

    • @tylergannon7398
      @tylergannon7398 5 місяців тому +10

      Any place that’s open late should have bouncers 😂

    • @safespa1
      @safespa1 5 місяців тому +3

      In Wales they have bouncers 😂

    • @karaoconnoraliasraidra
      @karaoconnoraliasraidra 5 місяців тому +11

      I have my own “The door was unlocked” story. This was a couple months into the pandemic, when a lot of restaurants were drive-through only. The thing was a lot of places didn’t have signs saying they were drive-through only, and some had conflicting signs. Our local Burger King had a sign indicating their lobby was open, and when I opened the door, it was unlocked. I entered and waited at the cash register to give my order. It was a few minutes before a worker (possibly a manager) noticed me, and she was surprised & confused to see me. She asked, “How did you get in here?” and I told her, “The door was unlocked.” It turned out the lobby wasn’t open (I don’t know why they had the sign, then) and I had only been able to get in because someone had forgotten to lock the door behind them. As I left to go through the drive-through, I swear I heard the manager tell someone, “Go lock that door!”

    • @jvnninv6530
      @jvnninv6530 5 місяців тому +1

      @@safespa1 in Germany sometimes too😂

  • @phantmheartdxp1685
    @phantmheartdxp1685 5 місяців тому +228

    I like to think it was a push door instead of him being locked out

    • @leward7788
      @leward7788 5 місяців тому +8

      best comment ever

  • @brieanadarwin4923
    @brieanadarwin4923 5 місяців тому +211

    Drunk people will do anything for a burger 😂

  • @gene4438
    @gene4438 5 місяців тому +411

    He got served his MCSentence.

    • @RainbowFlowerCrow
      @RainbowFlowerCrow 5 місяців тому +22

      Oh Mc God..

    • @skitz-oh
      @skitz-oh 5 місяців тому +1

      Nah that was rubbish..

    • @Dayvakiin
      @Dayvakiin 5 місяців тому

      No McExcuses for this behavior

    • @C1AN98
      @C1AN98 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@skitz-oh Na, that was Mcrubbish.

    • @skitz-oh
      @skitz-oh 3 місяці тому

      @@C1AN98 😂

  • @benmcpickle
    @benmcpickle 5 місяців тому +186

    He’s got to be the best Hamburglar I’ve ever seen

    • @noctes100
      @noctes100 5 місяців тому +10

      I was going to dispute this because he got caught, but I realized that the Hamburglar has been wearing a prison jumps suit the whole time.

    • @SynVT_
      @SynVT_ 5 місяців тому +3

      So it would seem

    • @aoneal3723
      @aoneal3723 5 місяців тому

      He didn’t even get the burger tho 😭

    • @spookylittlebat
      @spookylittlebat 5 місяців тому +4

      Nah, that’s gotta be that guy who broke into McDonald’s by dropping through the ceiling like some sort of ninja 🙃

    • @TheAirBear2000
      @TheAirBear2000 5 місяців тому +1

      Only because the better ones don't get caught!

  • @contortionyx
    @contortionyx 5 місяців тому +105

    I volunteered once at a non profit that drove people home at night on weekends. It was specifically for drunk people but anyone could use it. They ended up putting the person with auditory issues (me) on the phone/dispatch. Drunk people are unbelievably difficult to understand over the phone and more so when their emotions are on a hair trigger. You can take a guess at why I never volunteered there again

  • @laragirl84
    @laragirl84 5 місяців тому +111

    I live across the street from a McDonald’s and I swear the police are constantly being called there. I don’t get it either, the orders are always correct, the staff is polite, and the food is always hot. It’s a hidden gem of a Mickey D’s and no one knows how to handle it. 😂

  • @apbishhh3423
    @apbishhh3423 5 місяців тому +30

    „Yeah I got the lawyers…for your ass“ That cracked me up🤣

  • @Aemirys
    @Aemirys 5 місяців тому +34

    Dane laughing big like that with his smile warms my soul!! ❤
    Love you too Ken! ❤
    This video was soooo enjoyable! Only having a bingo card before we started would have been better.

  • @misstiredeyes
    @misstiredeyes 5 місяців тому +556

    MY 5 YEAR OLD HAS OCD WHEN IT COMES TO HIS HAPPY MEALS. he doesn't get them often, usually as a reward for doing really good with his chores or something, but almost every time he gets one he opens the wrapper really slow and then sighs like a middle-aged man worried about his mortgage and looks at me and goes "mommy, it's all crooked" bc the bun is all messed up and then the patty itself is like half on the bottom bun with the rest sticking out the side. I always have to fix it for him, so I feel Dane's pain.

    • @debbiehoyt9018
      @debbiehoyt9018 5 місяців тому +56

      God bless your son! Crooked burgers do my head in also. I think to myself why did you have to toss my food around

    • @KV-1Bean
      @KV-1Bean 5 місяців тому +19

      He'll be alright, maybe.

    • @nicko1710
      @nicko1710 5 місяців тому +8

      I love everything about this comment lol.

    • @AlphaFemmeXtine
      @AlphaFemmeXtine 5 місяців тому +13

      I love this so much. My kiddo is the same way. She just doesn't understand #1. Why they only put 1/2 slice of cheese on the fish....and #2. why the tartar sauce has to be all over the box w the bun sliding everywhere. 🤦‍♀️ 😂

    • @GarrettPDGA
      @GarrettPDGA 5 місяців тому +15

      3 pickles stacked together on one side and a clump of unspread onions. I hear ya

  • @flannyfizzle9402
    @flannyfizzle9402 5 місяців тому +41

    Dane: “Wait, these workers set these guys up. I’m on their side.”
    *video starts*
    Dane: “Maybe not…”
    Dane is the best haha 😂

  • @jasonmautz1258
    @jasonmautz1258 5 місяців тому +98

    He's like Randy Marsh from South Park .....😂😂😂😂

    • @jasonmautz1258
      @jasonmautz1258 5 місяців тому +10

      This is America,😆😆😆😆

    • @lordchaa1598
      @lordchaa1598 5 місяців тому +12

      Hey!!!! I thought this was ‘Murica 🇺🇸!!!

    • @KitosKvothe
      @KitosKvothe 5 місяців тому +9

      "Hey batdad I didn't hear no bell".

    • @sammihawe9836
      @sammihawe9836 5 місяців тому +1

      Literally all I could think the whole
      Time!!!

    • @brentmast8473
      @brentmast8473 5 місяців тому +1

      Spot on!!!

  • @melissaroe3376
    @melissaroe3376 5 місяців тому +1558

    Yeah it's actually my birthday today. Waited forever for the timing to be right. Thank you Ken and Dane.😊

    • @JonVaz28
      @JonVaz28 5 місяців тому +53

      Pin the comment, ken. Do the "right thing" 🤣

    • @aqtrl
      @aqtrl 5 місяців тому +26

      happy birthday!🎉

    • @KatyJuarez-vy4qp
      @KatyJuarez-vy4qp 5 місяців тому +23

      Happy Birthday 🥳

    • @Quartzite9
      @Quartzite9 5 місяців тому +6

      ​@@JonVaz28 he has to pin the sponsorship comment

    • @spanishFriedEggsOnYoutube
      @spanishFriedEggsOnYoutube 5 місяців тому +10

      Happy birthday!

  • @harrypotterthebest11
    @harrypotterthebest11 5 місяців тому +301

    This happened at the McDonald's I work at. They smashed up our front drive window and came in the back door and threw our eggs on the floor over a hash brown😂

    • @AllOfTheHallows
      @AllOfTheHallows 5 місяців тому +51

      In their defense McDonald's Hash Browns are bomb.

    • @wrenbyrd1093
      @wrenbyrd1093 5 місяців тому +8

      Be honest. McDonald’s uses fake eggs. Those weren’t eggs! 😂🤣

    • @vdjKryptosRock
      @vdjKryptosRock 5 місяців тому

      Dang, I’d go to war for the BLT mcmuffin. That sauce on the eggs with the english muffin. Send this man to federal prison

    • @eumesma4725
      @eumesma4725 5 місяців тому +8

      😂your ice cream machine works???

    • @markjoke3069
      @markjoke3069 5 місяців тому +20

      Bro I respect what you do having to deal with the front line of humanity can be soul crushing

  • @LilithWinterMclean
    @LilithWinterMclean 4 місяці тому +13

    I work with small children and it's amazing how similar a drunk adult and a mid tantrum toddler act🤣

  • @steeezy9585
    @steeezy9585 5 місяців тому +9

    15:02 The best part is Ken reviewing the charges and giving them "DISORDERLY COMBAT" lol

    • @BuffproThe
      @BuffproThe 5 місяців тому +1

      Lmao idk why that cracks me up so much! Lol

  • @morganc.m1830
    @morganc.m1830 5 місяців тому +26

    8:04 Our McDonald's lobby closes at 10 pm. The door is locked, and only the drive thru is open. So, maybe.

  • @megNOTthestallion389
    @megNOTthestallion389 5 місяців тому +18

    The friend or brother in the blue shirt acted so offended when they said he was banned too 🤣 acting like he had nothing to do with it but he was rude when the cops tried to get more information and the guys name … “whats his name?” “You can ask him” lololol

  • @arihopkins2756
    @arihopkins2756 5 місяців тому +23

    Puts a new meaning to “I’d do anything for a burger…”😂😂😂😂

  • @ghost_to_a_ghost
    @ghost_to_a_ghost 5 місяців тому +5

    i like that this guy has the discernment to figure out which cop is a "grown-ass man" while screaming for McDonalds like a literal toddler going after a happy meal.

  • @alb91878
    @alb91878 5 місяців тому +5

    Got to love the friend not wanting to help the cops in the beginning, but then having the nerve to ask them for a favor or to help him out and his friend out.

  • @METRO1738
    @METRO1738 5 місяців тому +8

    I just completely flatlined when Ken said “he’s nipped up”😭💀

  • @SpectreBagels
    @SpectreBagels 5 місяців тому +16

    He's in McTrouble, and make it a Double😂
    Man I wish the comment said that

  • @bobthedopeman7327
    @bobthedopeman7327 5 місяців тому +7

    I cant believe he didn't say the classic "isnt this America??? I thought this was America!!"
    Edit He said it !😂😂😂😂

  • @MrZilvis78
    @MrZilvis78 5 місяців тому +14

    Gratz on the sponsorship it seems like I've watched you years with little to no sponsors which seems crazy,this us such a solid consistent channel much better than many of the crazies on UA-cam.

  • @chemomancer
    @chemomancer 5 місяців тому +4

    "I'm banned from McDonald's?!"
    "Eeeevery McDonald's"
    "NOOOOOOOOO!"

  • @J-High666
    @J-High666 5 місяців тому +15

    This is what happens when people start the myth that the dollar menu has returned 🥹🥺 but new on McDonald's menu THE McCarceration with a large Mctrespass. The meal itself is called the Mcjailbird

  • @Arthousebvi
    @Arthousebvi 5 місяців тому +11

    Time to have the kids draw up a poster board sized Bingo Card for all arrest excuses - you’d have had at least half a dozen on this episode

  • @reallydanan7375
    @reallydanan7375 5 місяців тому +8

    Ken and Dane: "It's an inside job"
    Cuts to man outside.

  • @maeannengo4908
    @maeannengo4908 5 місяців тому +20

    He's hangry and drunk. Oh boy

  • @Coffee_And_Creatures
    @Coffee_And_Creatures 5 місяців тому +5

    " YOu dont knnnoooow me! " Scary Terry episode from R&M 🤣🤣

  • @Grigsy
    @Grigsy 5 місяців тому +10

    It’s a sad day in life when McDonalds rejects you as a customer.

  • @RandomBogey
    @RandomBogey 5 місяців тому +32

    8:06 They 100% drunkenly walked to the “24 hour McDonalds” to find the lobby closed, and tried the classic “walk thru the drive thru” move, got turned down, then got hostile. The correct move in that instance is to politely shop the cars in line offering to pay for their food essentially as payment to “rent their car/spot in line” to get your food. I’ve been on both sides of the coin and it may take a couple tries, but it never fails

    • @frostdemen1
      @frostdemen1 5 місяців тому +3

      Wait I've never tried walking through the thru, I thought they'd just laught if off not refuse to serve you that's like carrist

    • @zekrom6537
      @zekrom6537 5 місяців тому +2

      @@frostdemen1 yeah this sounds kinda dumb like what does they care whether its a car in line or a person money is money why not just let them buy if they did wait the line if there was a line of cars, but if its late and the drive through is empty i dont see why cant they serve you without being in a car

    • @VastDeath
      @VastDeath 5 місяців тому

      ​@@zekrom6537it's for safety purposes.

    • @deziiluv
      @deziiluv 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@frostdemen1ive tried it since i dont drive. They do indeed reject u 😭 but ive successfully did it at a bank tho😂

    • @frostdemen1
      @frostdemen1 5 місяців тому

      ​@@deziiluv I seriously never thought they'd make a problem out of it. I heard from a friend he was part of a group who made a cardboard car and the four of them ran up to the thru holding the contraption in place and they actually got their food lol

  • @tylercoaxum2210
    @tylercoaxum2210 5 місяців тому +15

    This is a McDont when your drunk, but I get the want for a burger at that moment 😅

  • @jasonmorris1476
    @jasonmorris1476 5 місяців тому +6

    I work in retail and some people will stand outside in the during rain even though we are clearly closed and get angry at us for making them stand out in the rain.

  • @bec7080
    @bec7080 5 місяців тому +26

    I was waiting in line for my prescription, it took 15 minutes because there was an insurance issue. The woman who was helping me was doing extra work. Me and the people behind me in line were just sitting in our air conditioned cars.
    The person behind me honked a few times. I'm like 1) what do you think is going to happen? Do you think I'm going to say "oh wait nevermind, I don't need these meds" 2) The pharmacy tech will say "oh shit I need to work faster"? 3) The system will work faster?
    There's another line inside. The heat index is 110. Go park and walk inside of you want or stay in your air conditioned car.
    I know it can be frustrating to wait. But wtf does honking do in a line?

    • @frostdemen1
      @frostdemen1 5 місяців тому +1

      Some people man

    • @bec7080
      @bec7080 5 місяців тому +4

      @@frostdemen1 they think it's all about them. If they can't get what they want right then they turn into cheeseburger guy

    • @kpik23
      @kpik23 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@frostdemen1 how dare you exist in front of them, you're in their way just to piss them off aren't you lol

  • @joshuaolsen5316
    @joshuaolsen5316 5 місяців тому +7

    I hate how they won't let you walk through the drive through when the doors are locked and your half in the bag

  • @lourdesramirez267
    @lourdesramirez267 5 місяців тому +3

    I first started watching your videos when I was going through a heartbreak 3 years ago, and the laughs you guys gave me helped heal me.
    Now im going through another heartbreak and I am glad I have you guys to lean on.
    Thank you for all the laughs ❤

  • @ShrexyGuy
    @ShrexyGuy 5 місяців тому +47

    Id absolutely throw hands over a cheesburger, but a McSingle?! C'mon man

    • @misstiredeyes
      @misstiredeyes 5 місяців тому +8

      "I'd absolutely throw hands over a cheeseburger" who hurt you? what happened to your burger my guy 😂

    • @KitosKvothe
      @KitosKvothe 5 місяців тому +5

      Maybe a 2 McChickens add pickles and cheese

  • @tophand1257
    @tophand1257 5 місяців тому +13

    Dude wanted that burger more than Whimpy from Popeye

  • @jenshast1488
    @jenshast1488 5 місяців тому +6

    Ah yes, the age old sport of let's get shit faced drunk before your flight the next day. What could go wrong?

  • @matthewmccall3708
    @matthewmccall3708 5 місяців тому +7

    8:42 he’s saying that buddy grabbed him through the window while he was changing the *cash* drawers. Yes, he only said drawers, I was a manager at McDonald’s.

  • @xiphiasoffishwell4781
    @xiphiasoffishwell4781 5 місяців тому +6

    Dane sounds like he has some serious past mctrauma relating to a burger assembly incident.

  • @Skyway701
    @Skyway701 5 місяців тому +4

    He’s pulling on the door to get in, watch it’s a push to open. Lol

  • @protoclone138
    @protoclone138 5 місяців тому +3

    “I just wanted one cheeseburger, just one cheeseburger, and they wouldn’t give it to me.” Missing line from Institutionalized by Suicidal Tendencies

  • @matthewleespencer
    @matthewleespencer 5 місяців тому +4

    He should’ve asked the cops to take him through the drive thru…😂😂😂

  • @seerofwords
    @seerofwords 5 місяців тому +8

    0:12 You don't know how fast my head just shot up. (My name's Shakyra.)

    • @1v3x9
      @1v3x9 2 місяці тому +1

      That is a badass name

    • @seerofwords
      @seerofwords 2 місяці тому

      @@1v3x9 😁 Thank ya!

  • @Nick-us6tz
    @Nick-us6tz 5 місяців тому +27

    To catch a McPredator.

  • @Valenciaga19
    @Valenciaga19 5 місяців тому +8

    Been subscribed since just after my birthday last year and in 6 days your outro will finally be for me and I’m so excited!!!!

    • @FlowBarry
      @FlowBarry 5 місяців тому +2

      Happy early birthday!

    • @Valenciaga19
      @Valenciaga19 5 місяців тому +1

      @@FlowBarry aye thanks!!🤧☺️

  • @BBSYDmom
    @BBSYDmom 5 місяців тому +8

    Is he crying? Someone call the McWhambulance!!!!

  • @brittroberds5500
    @brittroberds5500 5 місяців тому +1

    “Oh! You right. I don’t know you. This youngin’ don’t know you. Have a good night!”
    Maybe I’m a different kind of drunk, but I’ve never been so drunk that I thought arguing with a cop would get anywhere outside of the back of a car. Lol

  • @GrandmaLoves2Scuba
    @GrandmaLoves2Scuba 5 місяців тому +4

    Dane's laugh is what I live for 😊
    EDIT: The guy peeking around the corner was Bert the geologist from Big Bang Theory!

  • @archerart
    @archerart 5 місяців тому +59

    I dont think id go to jail for a McDs burger though… they be skimping on the toppings

    • @Itsfrickinbatsbabe
      @Itsfrickinbatsbabe 5 місяців тому +12

      Patty be all off to the side 😂😂

    • @IDpeaceBOA46
      @IDpeaceBOA46 5 місяців тому +4

      Raising prices and lowering toppings. The true American way 🇺🇸

    • @sigmarunberogen5809
      @sigmarunberogen5809 5 місяців тому +1

      Their extra pickles are a crime

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 5 місяців тому +2

      Filet o fish has a 1/3 of a slice of cheese 😂

    • @archerart
      @archerart 5 місяців тому

      @@1WEareBUFO1 They should be the ones being arrested damn

  • @CaitlinEmfinger
    @CaitlinEmfinger 5 місяців тому +16

    I've waited all year for Ken to wish me a happy birthday... Dreams do come true.

    • @misstiredeyes
      @misstiredeyes 5 місяців тому +1

      I share a birthday with Felix (PewDiePie) so I feel your pain. happy birthday tho!

    • @hugsnotdrugsjr.3003
      @hugsnotdrugsjr.3003 5 місяців тому

      My birthday was the other day and I totally forgot!! Nooooo! ;)

  • @razorraymon88
    @razorraymon88 5 місяців тому +2

    I would've died laughing if they got him a cheeseburger to eat on the way to jail! 😂😂

  • @KaineVillante
    @KaineVillante 5 місяців тому +16

    Fun fact I learned. A truck driver is part of logistics. I bet he's a truck driver 12:32

    • @lordchaa1598
      @lordchaa1598 5 місяців тому +2

      So are the guys who load the trucks, lol. It’s all part of logistics.

    • @frostdemen1
      @frostdemen1 5 місяців тому

      Was thinking the same thing but then I was wondering if truck drivers usually identify as logistics

    • @Alibi0014
      @Alibi0014 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@frostdemen1we don't lol

    • @wintermoon7003
      @wintermoon7003 5 місяців тому +1

      Well duh! They are the reason why you can buy stuff online and how stores get their goods. How did you not know that they weren't part of logistics? How else did you think you were able to get everything that you ever owned?

  • @sammihawe9836
    @sammihawe9836 5 місяців тому +2

    Is this South Park IRL?😂
    Serious Randy marsh vibes - just needed to be in his underpants shouting “I thought this was America!” 😡 🇺🇸
    🤣🤣🤣 awesome video guys

  • @jackieholley727
    @jackieholley727 5 місяців тому +25

    Damn the Hamburglar isn’t doing too well these days 🍔🗿😂

  • @mckennasvetlana4368
    @mckennasvetlana4368 5 місяців тому +2

    Getting BANNED from a McDonald's 😂😂😂 in the restaurant industry, we also call that being 86'd

  • @AcidOnTheStreet
    @AcidOnTheStreet 5 місяців тому +8

    I love watching body cam vids, you guys reacting to it makes it better!

  • @Aguilar_Ernest
    @Aguilar_Ernest 5 місяців тому +2

    “You guys want to get sued or what?”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @NathanP1980
    @NathanP1980 5 місяців тому +7

    If I can't get a cheeseburger, I usually cry and call the cops.

    • @frostdemen1
      @frostdemen1 5 місяців тому

      And they come over to bring you one? Huh the more you know

    • @notsure1920
      @notsure1920 5 місяців тому

      ​@@frostdemen1Cops have taken suspects out for BK before.

  • @leademi1387
    @leademi1387 5 місяців тому +6

    There needs to be a bingo card for drunk arrests and the Chris Hansen videos.

  • @PACNYY
    @PACNYY 5 місяців тому +12

    Let's hope it was a Double Cheeseburger 😂.

  • @neesan9962
    @neesan9962 5 місяців тому +3

    Local grocery store I work in is inside a plaza, so they lock the plaza at 10 to close. We get people calling the service desk and banging on the door lookin at us 😂😌 but that door doesn’t belong to us.. we can’t open it. It’s 10 mins to get out.. not 10mins to come in and start a $300 shop.

  • @Badwolf222
    @Badwolf222 5 місяців тому +3

    Imagine having the power to decide who gets a cheeseburger and who doesn’t. I bet they see lots of this and crying when telling people no.

  • @baileybrian9560
    @baileybrian9560 5 місяців тому +7

    lol he reminds me of Randy Marsh, he even pulled out the America card

  • @matthewlorton3428
    @matthewlorton3428 5 місяців тому +1

    Was half expecting him to start saying "hold the door,hold the door,holdor,holdor" 😂

  • @MomocoB
    @MomocoB 5 місяців тому +5

    If you get arrested at McDonald's you get turned into chicken nuggets

  • @haileighschwalm2845
    @haileighschwalm2845 5 місяців тому +1

    It is in fact my husband’s birthday 🎉 Been watching you with him for like 6 years, and this is the first time we’ve actually watched on his birthday. Thanks! 😅✨

    • @frostdemen1
      @frostdemen1 5 місяців тому +1

      Happy birthday to your hubby and I hope you'll forever be happy with each other!!

  • @hrb2358
    @hrb2358 5 місяців тому +5

    The door must have been a portal to a dimension of infinite cheeseburgers

  • @sophiaisabelle027
    @sophiaisabelle027 5 місяців тому +5

    I got even fatter just watching this whole drama escalate at a single glance.

  • @bigmike4923
    @bigmike4923 5 місяців тому +3

    11:30 I used to work in an auto shop and would get there 20-30mins before opening to get the shop ready. There would always be someone waiting outside when I showed up😂 Sometimes they would ask me to open early too😂 Nope

  • @rabidslurpy
    @rabidslurpy 5 місяців тому +2

    Logistics is the commercial activity of transporting goods to customers. I can understand his frustration.

  • @notyourordinarydad4549
    @notyourordinarydad4549 5 місяців тому +6

    Cut diamonds with those bad boys lmao

  • @RedFoxSkull
    @RedFoxSkull 5 місяців тому +1

    My mind immediately went to Randy Marsh, watching this…
    “Oh I’m sorry, I thought this was ‘Merica! Ithought’wuzMerica!”

  • @lloydsaathoff
    @lloydsaathoff 5 місяців тому +3

    The manager probably said hey calm down let's go talk outside we will get your cheeseburgers but let's go outside and calm this down and as soon as they went out the door he closed it and locked it

  • @KathyAnne28
    @KathyAnne28 5 місяців тому +1

    5:38 "they didn't say that at all!"😂

  • @brandonbrekke1399
    @brandonbrekke1399 5 місяців тому +5

    I know about a guy who just wanted a whopper. This apparently happens more than you realize.

  • @thebushmaster0544
    @thebushmaster0544 5 місяців тому +2

    i love the frequent uploads lately, awesome!

  • @Kevin_Oskar
    @Kevin_Oskar 5 місяців тому +4

    You guys should react to the funniest arrest from Norway, when they arrested a drunk guy.

  • @Clemsoncrawler362
    @Clemsoncrawler362 5 місяців тому +2

    This reminds me totally of the “bat dad” episode and what Randy marsh says while getting arrested after each fight at the ball game👍👍👍👍

  • @bonniemoon6790
    @bonniemoon6790 5 місяців тому +4

    I can't say it's right...all I'll say is I understand.

  • @shylyncoon4484
    @shylyncoon4484 5 місяців тому +1

    How many times I’ve heard a drunk man say that “they are the police” is insane😂😂😂😂

  • @UltraLeevi
    @UltraLeevi 5 місяців тому +8

    For cheeseburger goes to jail
    What's next taco or burrito

    • @PrinceIsot
      @PrinceIsot 5 місяців тому

      I'd do 90 days for street tacos 😂

  • @rayl3103
    @rayl3103 5 місяців тому +1

    "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today." -J. Wellington Wimpy

  • @zstrode.8953
    @zstrode.8953 5 місяців тому +4

    This is hilarious. This pops up. im in my kitchen making my own hamburger meat to take to my moms since we didn't get to celebrate the 4th on the 4th, so we are today! NOW IM INVESTED 😂😂
    imma showup tonmy moms with burgers wasted hahaha 😂😂

  • @CuriousMisterG
    @CuriousMisterG 5 місяців тому +1

    Me forgetting that Ken lives in Australia, who is currently experiencing Winter.
    Had me messed up a little seeing you in a knitted sweater xD

  • @djfaceplant2076
    @djfaceplant2076 5 місяців тому +4

    Throw him in that old time McDonald hamburglar jail that playgrounds use to have

  • @chelseac8855
    @chelseac8855 5 місяців тому +2

    It’s Randy Marsh irl, ‘I thought this was America!!’