When the 'Handshake' gambit is countered by the 'I Actually Didn't Notice' gambit the 'I Really Meant to Run My Fingers Through My Hair' gambit is a high-risk low-reward move. I would say that going the low-risk 'Silently Drop Handshake' gambit or the very-high risk 'Ahem' gambit is a better move. I he'd gone for either of those two I doubt he'd be in this compilation.
In the fighting game community we call it the hair option select You can secure success doing the same thing doesnt matter if the rival handshakes you or not
For context, the ones where they weren't sure whether to fist bump or shake hands were mostly during Covid. I think that makes them a bit less awkward than they otherwise would be.
Please no more handshakes they were a mistake... 1 people hands are clammy and gross. 2 you saw the video. 3 i personally can never get the right amount of pressure for the perfect handshake when you put me on the spot, i always accidently open and close my hand in the middle of the shake 😭
Had a match where the girl I was playing was missing a hand, and the other was unable to manipulate the pieces with any degree of accuracy, so I agreed to move the pieces for her as she called out rather than forcing her to waste clock time attempting to do it herself. After she won I went for the handshake and felt really terrible about it, but she wasn't remotely phased by it. In the semi finals her opponent was adamant about trying to enforce the touch move rule with her, wasted about 20 minutes of the head judges time in an argument including his father and his coach (this was scholastic), he ended up being kicked out of the tournament when he broke down into a straight out fit over it, really made me feel better that mine was just a mistake whereas this kid was just being an asshole.
The worse handshakes is where someone is offering you one but the other player is looking at the board and planning different lines and doesn't even see you're offering them a handshake.
That's why I would never offer my hand if the person isn't directly looking at me. If they never look at me it means they want nothing to do with me so they can go ____ themselves.
I would suggest purposefully doing the awkward handshake. This will make your opponent self conscious and it'll be on his mind during the game. You might win! lol
It should have been a draw by repetition 😂 (Not my joke, a top comment said it, I just think it's so hilarious I couldn't resist spreading it to other threads where peeps might not have seen it)
1:26 Such a demonstration of their respective skills in this ancient martial art is absolutely dazzling considering their age ! 😯 A technique of a degree never reached even by the grandest masters 👏
Well yeah because while "average" people focuse on things more evenly, "high intelligent" people focuse on one or two things in specific. That is the secret to master something.
Covid was the reason the handshakes were disregarded or interrupted. Had nothing to do with being incapable of handling a social situation. Context matters.
naahh man that happen that happened to me a lot of times when you do it with a friend but imagine you are in a buisness meeting and this happen but yeah you shouldn't feel shy about it its not like this happen to introverts only this happen in general
If you go in for a handshake and the other person switches to a fist bump, grab their fist and shake that. You essentially reverse the disrespect and deal twice as much psychic damage onto your opponent that your opponent was trying to deal to you.
Exactly! If you offer a handshake, no matter what your opponent offers back unless its nothing, just shake it anyway. Im left handed and I do this on purpose: I offer a handshake with my left hand, and all my right handed opponents respond with their right hand. Grab the left side of their hand and shake it anyway
I had one where we both extend our hands, I wanted a handshake, he wanted knuckles. We both just kept our hands there waiting for the other to change. Then we changed at the same time. Then I gave him a thumbs up and left. I think about it everyday. Keeps me up at night.
I just love the fact that there is someone out there who not only thought about this compilation, but actually put it out there. A crazy scientist behavior 😂
I was playing Dnd with my friends once and I tried to give my crush a fistbump, but he didn't notice, so I just sat there awkwardly for a minute. Then someone else got his attention and was like, "Dude, don't leave her hanging!" Then he very gently took my fist and kissed it and my brain just broke down. I responded with a voice cracking "Uh...yeah, that...that works too..." I had a very hard time focusing after that.
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You should cover the "premoved" handshake Magnus made (presumably to not get disqualified on a technicality as the opponent hadn't shown up yet, but was told to start the clock).
That last handshake is a great display by both players of the "enabling-disabling" technique of pre-match mindgames. They're actually very good at it as you can clearly see.
@@Fatymable Not really lol. If youve ever played competitive stuff a lot in person where you have to fist bump/handshake someone, youd realize that sometimes awkward moments happen. Especially when you arent sure if the person wants to fist bump or shake hands, and you choose a different option at the same time. Some of these were just people not putting much effort into a good handshake, but most of these were just people mixing up fist bumps vs handshakes, which really isnt that unusual. And it doesnt happen that often, but this video is a compellation of the few times it does out of thousands.
Broooo that feeling. It's one of embarrassment and the recieval of disrespect you simply will never forget and will pop up that moment when you're about to sleep keeping you up for another half an hour.
They can premove a checkmate in 36 moves, but can’t see if it’s a handshake or a fist bump
Lmao
Irl min maxed stats
Yeah😂, because they are too tensed to see that before the battle in front of camera.
They don't have ADHD like you
Pleasee😭😭🤣🤣
The last two warmed up with a rock paper scissors game
Kkkkkkkkk
Verdade
it's like they just played a game of chess without board lol
They decided whod be allowed to win
It was a draw by repetition
"Are you nervous?"
"About the game? No. About the handshake?.. yes."
0:47 The 'I really meant to run my fingers thru my hair' gambit. Solid move.
That just make it worse
@@ahmadalqayem2126 no!
When the 'Handshake' gambit is countered by the 'I Actually Didn't Notice' gambit the 'I Really Meant to Run My Fingers Through My Hair' gambit is a high-risk low-reward move.
I would say that going the low-risk 'Silently Drop Handshake' gambit or the very-high risk 'Ahem' gambit is a better move. I he'd gone for either of those two I doubt he'd be in this compilation.
In the fighting game community we call it the hair option select
You can secure success doing the same thing doesnt matter if the rival handshakes you or not
that last one should have been draw by repetition
LOL
😂😂😂
Oh My God
This should be pinned
Ok I'm here before this gets 10k likes...
Why does some people have insane level of humour?it's beyond my understanding..
I thought I was just bad at handshakes
Now I realize I’m a professional chess player
Great comment lmao
Mad underrated
huh??
😂😅
You're welcome
0:12 was one solid ass handshake
257 likes and no comments? Lemme change that 😊
That was _crisp_
For context, the ones where they weren't sure whether to fist bump or shake hands were mostly during Covid. I think that makes them a bit less awkward than they otherwise would be.
Yeah kido, we didnt get born a month ago. We remember.
@@DavidPrObooMBer You might remember, but clearly some people in the comments don't. There is no "we" here.
@@chesscomsupport8689 I didn't realize it was because of Corona. Thanks for your comment 🖤
Ladies, it doesn't matter when an EMP or Virus X is being threatened by China and Gates. 🤣💀
@@DavidPrObooMBerreddit is that way 👉
When you can't decide if you want to play the "refuse handshake" gambit or not. The sacrifice of respect is intense
981 likes and no comments? Lemme change that
1k likes and one comment, lemme destroy that by 1k like and two comment
1.2 K likes and 2 comments, Lemme diminish this ratio further
Well at this point I too must ruin my own ratio
@@asecret5961 less gooi!!! Let's get this comment section full
Laugh all you want, the handshake-declined-fist-bump-countergambit is actually the best line to fight for an advantage according to Stockfish
For witch side?
@@winnerwannabe9868 yes
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@@winnerwannabe9868 mine
@@winnerwannabe9868 the one with the witches 🧙♀️
1:06 wtf
Best one of the vid in my opinion 😂😂😂
0:46 the Brit walking in with a cup of tea and a handshake 😂 can’t get more British than that
What about the biscuits?
He reached to tip his.. hat
My rule to avoid awkward handshakes: doesn't matter if you do hand shake or fist bump, whatever you start out with you stick with. Never change.
This is the way. Just commit, then you're not both trying to switch and the other person can just react and then it's all good lol
works until the other person follows the same principle.
@@shinysun237 then you have a battle of wills
Best way to avoid awkward handshakes is to be a normal person. Works everytime. 👍
@@thersten How do you handshake as a normal person?
Refusing that handshake is straight up disrespectful
They are probably extremely nervous/engrossed in their thoughts that they didn't notice their opponent offering a handshake.
That were probably because of covid
Fr tho people are sore losers 😂
@@billybooh8242 Most of these happened during covid
@@asianman1441@Billybooh you guys are both very correct, thank you for replying and letting understand better!
"You should get 8 hours of sleep per night"
Me at 3 am:
😂
Me also watching this at 2:44am for some reason
0:28 Me the whole video. 💀
😂
0:12 One of the best handshakes I've ever seen.
i agree. solid. 10/10.
Right
Firm and confident handshake
It looks like the man on left crushes the poor boy's hand lol
Businessman handshake
That first one between Carlsen and Dubov is powerful, majestic, explosive.
A grandmaster level handshake indeed
Yeah, and charging yet awesome!
Boombastic
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True: two studs!
There needs to be an international standard for handshakes AND a governing body with authority to enforce it.
Just don't shake. You saw 1:31 right? 😅
Please no more handshakes they were a mistake... 1 people hands are clammy and gross. 2 you saw the video. 3 i personally can never get the right amount of pressure for the perfect handshake when you put me on the spot, i always accidently open and close my hand in the middle of the shake 😭
How dictatorship are you huh
Had a match where the girl I was playing was missing a hand, and the other was unable to manipulate the pieces with any degree of accuracy, so I agreed to move the pieces for her as she called out rather than forcing her to waste clock time attempting to do it herself. After she won I went for the handshake and felt really terrible about it, but she wasn't remotely phased by it. In the semi finals her opponent was adamant about trying to enforce the touch move rule with her, wasted about 20 minutes of the head judges time in an argument including his father and his coach (this was scholastic), he ended up being kicked out of the tournament when he broke down into a straight out fit over it, really made me feel better that mine was just a mistake whereas this kid was just being an asshole.
Can't believe Pawel Teclaf falling off his chair didn't make the cut
Shieeet I forgot 💀
@@thechesshistorian But great vid 👍
now you are ohio now
@@kiritokun8503 What? wtf was he before, Illinois?
@@kiritokun8503 keep smoking that good good
the last one was like trying to remember your secret handshake with a friend.
For real
Why secret handshake?
1:00 NAHHHHH no way he did that 😂😂😂😂😂
0:40 Poor Guy :(
Lmao, high ranking Chess players are such awkward cretures, I love it
@@zekiah7 'Cizean' 🤓
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@@ralek592 hi I wanted to say good afternoon to you all🤓
The worse handshakes is where someone is offering you one but the other player is looking at the board and planning different lines and doesn't even see you're offering them a handshake.
And then there's the last one
and when you decide to get your hand off he sees it and reaches out his hand but you've already take it away 💀
@@ben5951 and then you reach your hand out again but he already put it away
@@immintyfresh yeah yeah
That's why I would never offer my hand if the person isn't directly looking at me. If they never look at me it means they want nothing to do with me so they can go ____ themselves.
The last one wasn't a handshake but a secret gesture. 😅
Oh yeah I see it now
Most socially skilled high level chess players
It is the first one
Its the seventh one
The worst handshake was when the robot broke that kid's finger
Never saw that😅
Bite '87
@@lexj_bib was that the bite of 87'
@@dhawalsaxena4538 who cares
@@lexj_bib its a markiplier reference
0:20 here I was like "how can it get worse!?" and it did
"Always switch a handshake before a game to confuse thy enemy" - ☀️ Tzu
the Magnus-Dubov one is how a legit handshake should look like.
they are few of the chess players who have any physical activities
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Agree, masculine, honest handshake. Anything else is bollocks (plandemic excuses included)
@@jaconova you mean the light rubbing of each other's wrists against each other?
Yes a dance would be better then a simple handshake
I would suggest purposefully doing the awkward handshake. This will make your opponent self conscious and it'll be on his mind during the game. You might win! lol
Lmao! That's so evil.
Careful, we have a genius here.
It would never work
@@devkumarsharma2373 "and I'm not gonna tell why it wouldn't work"
@@YokoYokoOneTwo you want to know Japanese person?
I recently saw a clip of magnus trying to shake hands with nothing, his opponent wasn't even in the room yet
he's pre-moving handshakes
I know it's painful but there's a strange sense of beauty in the awkwardness of this lol
The mind games start before the game 🧠
Mind games are the game 🧠
That last handshake was an all out war between Rock and Paper. 😂
The last two played an entire game of rock paper scissors
Is it just me or the last one is the coolest of all time.
It's probably their secret handshake.
It should have been a draw by repetition 😂
(Not my joke, a top comment said it, I just think it's so hilarious I couldn't resist spreading it to other threads where peeps might not have seen it)
i'd have to agree
Just you
Now I'm wondering how many handshakes I've left hanging in my life and never noticed.
This was the longest 1:32 mins I’ve ever experienced
last one looked like they were casting a combined ninjutsu
Honestly just seems like people forgetting covid is a thing and then going "ah yea" for most of it
Facts.
Covid??? Wake up clown
Because there is nothing real to worry about and covid is practically over, they ignore it :D
@Adam Garbaczewski Most of these were filmed a long time ago, smartass.And covid is not over, nor is it "practically" over.
@@adamgarbaczewski some clips are older
1:26 Such a demonstration of their respective skills in this ancient martial art is absolutely dazzling considering their age ! 😯
A technique of a degree never reached even by the grandest masters 👏
😂😂😂
🗣️💯💯💯
Hands jiu jitsu
Its a psychological warfare technique to make your opponent feel embarrassed before the game starts
This is why i usually go for a verbal greeting
I love it when highly intelligent people suck at normal social situation, its so endearing and i can tell they felt so awkward after
Well yeah because while "average" people focuse on things more evenly, "high intelligent" people focuse on one or two things in specific. That is the secret to master something.
Covid was the reason the handshakes were disregarded or interrupted. Had nothing to do with being incapable of handling a social situation. Context matters.
@@-_deploy_- I notice that too. They give one up for the other. I think balance is a good way to go.
naahh man that happen
that happened to me a lot of times when you do it with a friend but imagine you are in a buisness meeting and this happen
but yeah you shouldn't feel shy about it
its not like this happen to introverts only this happen in general
As a highly intelligent person I relate to this. Overthinking 101
this is the kind of video that i’m already laughing just with the thumbnail
XD
Why do these have the same energy of a death ragdoll spazing out
But honestly though, I love how respectful the players are when that happens, kinda wholesome :D Also just humanizes these god level chess legends
IQ while playing Chess : 999
IQ while handshake 🤝 : 0o0
If you go in for a handshake and the other person switches to a fist bump, grab their fist and shake that. You essentially reverse the disrespect and deal twice as much psychic damage onto your opponent that your opponent was trying to deal to you.
Exactly! If you offer a handshake, no matter what your opponent offers back unless its nothing, just shake it anyway. Im left handed and I do this on purpose: I offer a handshake with my left hand, and all my right handed opponents respond with their right hand. Grab the left side of their hand and shake it anyway
Well, paper beats rock so you should get a game win on the spot
Or pretend you are using the gear stick of a manual car to add further injury
That is genius, I love it
Bros playing Pokemon instead of chess 💀
handshake in Chess is 80% of the Mental Warfare in a room full of Introverts 🤣🤣
The last guy came to play chess but ended up playing an entire round of rock, paper, scissors
0:59 was a forced handshake😂😂
Low Rated Players : Hang pieces
Grandmasters : Hang a handshake
I had one where we both extend our hands, I wanted a handshake, he wanted knuckles. We both just kept our hands there waiting for the other to change. Then we changed at the same time. Then I gave him a thumbs up and left. I think about it everyday. Keeps me up at night.
OMG that last handshake was like a frame perfect dodge everytime. LMFAO
Halfway into the video and thinking that it could not get any worse. I stand corrected. 😂
This video cured my social anxiety disorder
I'm glad to be of this enormous benefit ^_^
I just love the fact that there is someone out there who not only thought about this compilation, but actually put it out there. A crazy scientist behavior 😂
Bro really went 🤙🤟👈🤞🤙🤟👍👇👊
0:53 the kid really try to become magnus carlsen and left his opponent hand hanging
failing to handshake just looks like the same as tripping over and fall on public places
I was playing Dnd with my friends once and I tried to give my crush a fistbump, but he didn't notice, so I just sat there awkwardly for a minute. Then someone else got his attention and was like, "Dude, don't leave her hanging!" Then he very gently took my fist and kissed it and my brain just broke down. I responded with a voice cracking "Uh...yeah, that...that works too..." I had a very hard time focusing after that.
😳
A girl playing DnD AND having a crush who is also playing DnD I born 15 years too soon fr
Adorable story lol, that friend who pointed it out did the right thing. And your crush liked you back, confirmed
Please tell me you got with your crush
@@2hirizuwu225 Girls have been playing dnd for a looong time; its not like its some sort of great achievment to enjoy the game.
1:26 fastest rock-paper-scissors championship
Failing a fistbump and a handshake is so psychological impacting that the player will think about this for hours. I'm sure one guy orchestrated this
0:54 bru bru Bru 💀 Bro thinks he’s Magnus
He is the one who defeated magnus twice
Learning from the best
Recently he defeated magnus once again
0:33 is the NPC guy in blue shirt blind or your parents didn't learned you what respect means?
Bruh thats so awkward
Chess players ARE socially awkward,
also he beat Magnus so...
Alireza Firouzjaaaaa
The last two were doing a combined jutsu xD
Intentionally making my opponent replay our awkward failed handshake in their mind is now a key part of my chess strategy
“His first move is gonna be handshake, no it's fistbump, wait his next move is handshake, oh no, it's fistbump again...”
Probably what's in their mind
Never let them know your next move 💀💀
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Arkadaşlar dünyadakii askeri gelişmelere baktığımda şunu söylemek istiyorumki İsveç'in Nato'ya verdiği destekle birlikte Rusya ile Ukrayna arasındaki savaş kızışıyor, üçüncü bir dünya savaşı çıkabilir, kağıt paralar yakın zamanda iptal olacak çok dijital para birimlerine geçiş olacak. Bu çok karmaşık bir dünya, tüm gücünüzle fiziksel altinnn alın, tüm gücünüzle onss altinn satın alın, altinnn almalısınız herkese altininn çok değerli olacağını söyleyin sanal paralarınızı fiziksel paraya çevirin hızlı olun fırsat bu fırsat, gerekirse bankadan kredi çekip alın altinn ve dolari nakit avans çekipte alabilirsiniz kışa doğru Amerikaa Rusyaya karşi ne yapacağı belli olmaz büyük olaylar genelde kışın oluyor korona kışın oldu Rusya Ukrayna savaşı kışın oldu, acele edin benden demesi hızlı olun,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
These people literally can predict others chess moves but they can't give a simple handshake
1:25 a good plan for broken opponent's mind since before the match start
They are confused if they want to shake hands or play rock, paper, scissors, lizard, spock.
They started playing rock paper scissors instead of chess💀
Nepo's try at the beginning was best :-)
And the reason I started laughing from the beginning of the video
They made brilliant moves but blundered with the handshakes
This is the cost of leaving most of your brain on a board game
You should cover the "premoved" handshake Magnus made (presumably to not get disqualified on a technicality as the opponent hadn't shown up yet, but was told to start the clock).
They are playing the Handshake Declined variation
They are so competitive they continue playing another game; rock paper -scissors-
Wtf did I just saw 😂 one on the best videos in UA-cam history
They’re all supposed to be geniuses, but not one of them played scissors. Fools
Actually, its a strategy to make your opponent awkward so they can't focus on the game for a little while
So they should be disqualified. In martial arts, you do nothing at all if the opponents don't bow. It should be the same for every type of game.
Damn, I feel for Nepo. There is literally the legend sitting there thinking about the upcoming game, and you don't know should you distract him or not
Fastest game in rock paper scissors:
They don't even shake. They just hand.
never knew there is people more introverted than HOI4 players
That last handshake is a great display by both players of the "enabling-disabling" technique of pre-match mindgames. They're actually very good at it as you can clearly see.
Last one I thought he’s gonna shake hands out of reflex when no one was there.
The last one was about to start a gang war with those handsigns lmao
damn, magnus vs dubov, that's one firm handshake.
Thats how every morning in our office looks like nowadays...
LMAOOOO
You ever fuck up so bad you go in for a hug? 😞✋
That’s what happens when you don’t study the “handshake gambit declined” variation
why won't they do it properly 😭
"Just do it properly 4Head"
2700 Elo GMs. 37 Elo Handshakes 😨
@@feelsdankman211 its not a big deal for people, who socialize sometimes, you know. I cant believe, i have to explane this simple thing
@@Fatymable explain
@@Fatymable Not really lol. If youve ever played competitive stuff a lot in person where you have to fist bump/handshake someone, youd realize that sometimes awkward moments happen. Especially when you arent sure if the person wants to fist bump or shake hands, and you choose a different option at the same time.
Some of these were just people not putting much effort into a good handshake, but most of these were just people mixing up fist bumps vs handshakes, which really isnt that unusual. And it doesnt happen that often, but this video is a compellation of the few times it does out of thousands.
I once went to handshake someone in chess club. I extended my hand, and he poke my palm and left. I had lost the match.
Chess is a brutal game ;(
@@thechesshistorian 😂 this is true
>Pokes palm
>Refuses to elaborate
>Leaves
At this point, they don't even shake they just hand
Broooo that feeling. It's one of embarrassment and the recieval of disrespect you simply will never forget and will pop up that moment when you're about to sleep keeping you up for another half an hour.