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  • @jeffdrobert
    @jeffdrobert 2 роки тому +93

    Hearing Felix talk about dragons made me realize what the boy version of "horse girl" is

    • @FionaOfMountLawley
      @FionaOfMountLawley 2 роки тому +15

      Checks out. Guys who own swords are the male equivalent of cat-ladies, so men with an excessive interest in dragons must be the male equivalent of horse girls.

    • @KingGiganTitanusROARKing
      @KingGiganTitanusROARKing 2 роки тому +20

      Oh facts. I was dragon/dinosaur boy and I ended up playing with my horse girl counterparts in early school.. they really are equivalent, my first girlfriend was a horse girl

    • @neverforever4787
      @neverforever4787 2 роки тому +9

      @@KingGiganTitanusROARKing that's actually kind of sweet

    • @coreygolphenee9633
      @coreygolphenee9633 2 роки тому +2

      Male horse girl is car guy with good taste

    • @coreygolphenee9633
      @coreygolphenee9633 2 роки тому

      @@KingGiganTitanusROARKing especially with how the sexuality tends to play out in those cases both those hobbies can turn ya gay

  • @frankmcclusky7870
    @frankmcclusky7870 2 роки тому +23

    if only the media could muster the same enthusiasm for Yemen, Iraq, Afghanistan, Sudan, Somalia, etc,. It's just mindblowing to me people genuinely drink the koolaid and think the US army is doin some heckin honorable democracy in their fuckin CIA blacksites and Abu Gharaibs across the globe

  • @BoneMachine1443
    @BoneMachine1443 2 роки тому +21

    Morbius drinking a forty in a death-basket

  • @jfzmgxkg1313
    @jfzmgxkg1313 2 роки тому +17

    hello fellow early chapo listeners looking forward to hearing about the #MorbiusSweep !!!

  • @localcryptidtypebeat
    @localcryptidtypebeat 2 роки тому +14

    now getting targeted ads for therapy after watching this channel
    thx guys

  • @52flyingbicycles
    @52flyingbicycles 2 роки тому +19

    A crazy part of our medical system is on the labor side. We have tons of doctors but a overly large proportion are specialists, but we have a major shortage of general practitioners. This is because GPs make way less money than specialists and med school is super expensive. That’s not all. There is a shortage of GPs despite hospitals often turning down potential residents. Federal hours regulations don’t apply to doctors in residency. Some residents work up to 100 hours in a week. One resident has the job of 2.5. It severely hurts their ability to help patients AND prevents students from entering residency. It’s total artificial scarcity because hospitals want to pay the fewest amount of salaries possible.
    If Biden only wants milquetoast around-the-edges reforms, he could reduce the hours cap on residents to 40 and forgive federal student loan debt for doctors. But democrats won’t even do the tiny reforms. So go big. Make all public medical school free. Nationalize hospitals. Go big.

    • @coreygolphenee9633
      @coreygolphenee9633 2 роки тому +1

      Forgive student loan debt for doctors it the most on brand PMC horse shit I've ever seen

  • @Gum_Cuzzler
    @Gum_Cuzzler 2 роки тому +15

    I’d try to organize an Amazon warehouse but I don’t want my mom to find out about all the gay stuff I’ve bought from their website

  • @omegaseal
    @omegaseal 2 роки тому +13

    Matt loves the term “undergird” in this episode.

  • @howilearned2stopworrying508
    @howilearned2stopworrying508 2 роки тому +7

    The cat is out of the bag: Absolutely nothing good has ever come out of Washington DC.

  • @dronesaur4328
    @dronesaur4328 2 роки тому +17

    it's very fucked up that they're reinforcing dragon hierarchies, and even worse, disparaging small-winged folx. You know, dragons aren't just these one-dimensional beings that you can caricature on the covers of Anne McCaffrey novels and short-sleeve button-up shirts. they're real mythical creatures withe their own internal lives.
    I hope you think about that and do better.

  • @MissNausicaa87
    @MissNausicaa87 2 роки тому +9

    Hearing Zeca Afonso's song 55 mins in to the episode kind of came as a shock. Although I think his song "Os vampiros" would probably be more adequate ;)

  • @jimmymanstien8659
    @jimmymanstien8659 2 роки тому +12

    In Britain and can confirm scam calls are still quite big here, at least once per every couple of days

    • @Magasma1
      @Magasma1 2 роки тому +5

      I'm American, I get multiple a day unfortunately.

  • @jimmykisco5042
    @jimmykisco5042 2 роки тому +5

    They are back to normal shows. Thank God. I have been waiting for their brand of humor patiently.

  • @feydrautha012
    @feydrautha012 2 роки тому +8

    Matt is just letting his hatred of Kevin Williamson cloud his opinions of vampires.

  • @bunyipz2040
    @bunyipz2040 2 роки тому +6

    In Autralia and can confirm scam calls are massive here too, get at least 2 a day that I have to ignore.

  • @jeffm3283
    @jeffm3283 2 роки тому +8

    I'm more of an anti-moloch exorcist but I'm sure Vampire Hunter Felix is very handsome

  • @wyattrussell7496
    @wyattrussell7496 2 роки тому +16

    Morbius is basically a crypto fascist and Blade is a day trader.

    • @justcommenting4981
      @justcommenting4981 2 роки тому +2

      Go on.

    • @wyattrussell7496
      @wyattrussell7496 2 роки тому +2

      @@justcommenting4981 Spider-man is behind the dark web because he's trying to find Maru Jane

    • @WanderingIdiot81
      @WanderingIdiot81 2 роки тому

      What about venom?

    • @wyattrussell7496
      @wyattrussell7496 2 роки тому

      ​@@WanderingIdiot81 Pharmaceutical advertisement/Armie Hammer's publicist

    • @wyattrussell7496
      @wyattrussell7496 2 роки тому

      @@WanderingIdiot81 Punisher is the NRA, Carnage is General Electric, Bezos is Kingpin, Wal-mart is the green goblin, Telemarketing is the Vulture,, Elon Musk is Kraven, Healthcare for profit is the Lizard, Zuckerberg is mysterio, Gates is Dr. Octapus, Democrats are the Chameleon and Republicans are sycthe with the mullet

  • @TerrenceNowicki
    @TerrenceNowicki 2 роки тому +7

    Beginning to think "Friedman" might be a cursed surname.

  • @elaikehler6030
    @elaikehler6030 2 роки тому +5

    definite synchronicity that the morbius episode falls on episode 616

  • @Khemri7
    @Khemri7 2 роки тому +5

    "Fund the Police comin' straight from Washington" -- "Weird Al" Yankovic

  • @alanfulcher460
    @alanfulcher460 2 роки тому +8

    “You’re sure as hell not governing”
    Unless you’re Sarah Huckabee Sanders, who will be the next governor of Arkansas

    • @ericlarsen9830
      @ericlarsen9830 2 роки тому +3

      her dad was Governor. Nepotism isnt an accomplishment.

    • @alanfulcher460
      @alanfulcher460 2 роки тому +2

      @@ericlarsen9830 I know, I live in AR & I’m just telling you she will probably win

    • @Khemith_Demon_Hours
      @Khemith_Demon_Hours 2 роки тому +2

      Imagine thinking governors govern.

    • @tewodrosii2875
      @tewodrosii2875 2 роки тому +1

      @@alanfulcher460 this is why my grandma moved from there after she was a part of Clinton's gubernatorial administration in 79

  • @jingbot1071
    @jingbot1071 2 роки тому +4

    I'm not gonna' let these *vampires* beat me.

  • @screenPhiles
    @screenPhiles 2 роки тому +3

    I've actually thought about this. if companies were forced to identify themselves all the problems wouldn't go away, but a lot would.

  • @tomrobbins5242
    @tomrobbins5242 2 роки тому +23

    Organized labor was only tolerated in the US while a strong Soviet Union existed.

    • @GayTier1Operator
      @GayTier1Operator 2 роки тому

      i feel like it’s the opposite. there was more fear of communism when it was around. now organized labor is just an occasional inconvenience so they tolerate it

    • @justcommenting4981
      @justcommenting4981 2 роки тому +13

      @@GayTier1Operator it was unquestionably more powerful then. It's really not tolerated now. The only thing it's really used for is absolving the enforcers of the ruling class of consequences. It's otherwise middling wage increases.

    • @joshuamarx8209
      @joshuamarx8209 2 роки тому

      1000% correct. Another exhibit A on the collosal pile of evidence displaying the endless stupidity of the American public.

    • @joshuamarx8209
      @joshuamarx8209 2 роки тому

      1000% correct. Another exhibit A on the collosal pile of evidence displaying the endless stupidity of the American public.

    • @joshuamarx8209
      @joshuamarx8209 2 роки тому

      1000% correct. Another exhibit A on the collosal pile of evidence displaying the endless stupidity of the American public.

  • @thomasgiles2876
    @thomasgiles2876 2 роки тому +4

    They really missed an opportunity to have Jared Leto also create a theme song for Morbius.

  • @feydrautha012
    @feydrautha012 2 роки тому +3

    Even if you do the police work for the cops, they don't do crap about the email/phone fraud. I tricked some scammer into giving me their bank account info (they were operating out of Equatorial Guinea, and had a bank in Spain) and turned over their email attempts to impersonate my boss to the cops, who did nothing.

  • @missyrotchford2888
    @missyrotchford2888 2 роки тому +3

    Thanks gang!

  • @CaptainBagman
    @CaptainBagman 2 роки тому +4

    Gotta love how you can tell who the author for the Morbius piece is without them saying it.

  • @brokentower3148
    @brokentower3148 2 роки тому +3

    Whoever wrote that article... that uh, that's a line of comparison that reveals a lot about them.

    • @AdmiralBobbery123
      @AdmiralBobbery123 2 роки тому +1

      they jokingly pussyfoot around mentioning it but the guy who wrote it works (or worked, at least) for a pedophile rights organization

  • @screenPhiles
    @screenPhiles 2 роки тому +5

    'Vermithrax Pejorative' is the ONLY dragon that matters. From Dragonslayer (1981), which strangely enough is a Disney film.

    • @matthewmacdonaldchannel1
      @matthewmacdonaldchannel1 2 роки тому +2

      Possibly the first dragon in movie history with a first AND last name?

    • @screenPhiles
      @screenPhiles 2 роки тому +2

      @@matthewmacdonaldchannel1 When you're awesome one name can't contain it.

    • @akumakorgar
      @akumakorgar 2 роки тому

      "The Wyrm From Thrace Which Makes Everything Worse"

    • @BigHomieGayAss1917
      @BigHomieGayAss1917 2 роки тому

      Sir, sir, this is Balerion the Black Dread erasure and I will not stand for it

    • @flash_flood_area
      @flash_flood_area 2 роки тому

      Yes, the best dragon. When my daughter adopted a very fierce cat, and wanted to give it the name of a dragon I suggested Vermithrax Pejorative, and Vermithrax stuck. Or we call it Vermes for short.

  • @helloInternets
    @helloInternets 2 роки тому +9

    52:15 ICP Report. Fuckin climate change, how does that work?

    • @fyt54321
      @fyt54321 2 роки тому +5

      Insane Clown Posse is doing climate change?!
      It is likely that "ICP" in lieu of "IPCC" is deliberate, as would be normal in CTH banter.

  • @nicolev2028
    @nicolev2028 2 роки тому +2

    I much prefer Venom over Morbius but love that it exists so we can make fun of it

  • @justcommenting4981
    @justcommenting4981 2 роки тому +2

    Guys, apparently you get these like 2 days earlier through google podcast if you're not a Grey Wolf. You can get em while they're still soggy!

    • @havanaradio
      @havanaradio 2 роки тому

      black wolves get them all right away. if you know you know.

    • @seymourbabooms1694
      @seymourbabooms1694 2 роки тому

      That's a great phrase

  • @andymilic4093
    @andymilic4093 2 роки тому +1

    The Boondocks Rock ' s, lmao
    Love that show!!!
    .

  • @haterde2505
    @haterde2505 2 роки тому +9

    we should impose a no fly zone in pakistan so that india stops scamming

  • @dytr-kHRM.tv-221.25bm
    @dytr-kHRM.tv-221.25bm 21 день тому

    Every worker a member of th board!

  • @screenPhiles
    @screenPhiles 2 роки тому +1

    Anyone else hear Homer Simpson in Matt's cries of "A murderer!" and "Of killing people!"

  • @missyrotchford2888
    @missyrotchford2888 2 роки тому +6

    Love from here!

  • @theyoutoo12
    @theyoutoo12 Рік тому +2

    Sad to hear about the uranium rounds in Bahmut from the British now.

  • @andymilic4093
    @andymilic4093 2 роки тому +4

    Yes & now those dialysis provider s
    Attempt to dissuade liver transplant s & fail to inform their patient s..lol

  • @andymilic4093
    @andymilic4093 2 роки тому +2

    Aqua Teen Hunger Force, as well

  • @woestijnjongen
    @woestijnjongen Рік тому +1

    great ep but did Will get a root canal surgery 5 minutes before recording?

  • @gfarrell80
    @gfarrell80 2 роки тому

    Solid episode boys.

  • @proletar-ian
    @proletar-ian 2 роки тому

    We should be able to report spam calls for gameplay sabotage

  • @imalwaysbluffing
    @imalwaysbluffing 2 роки тому +1

    For some reason, I thought the show we are gargoyles was about vampires because I forgot the name. I was hoping this episode was about the secret politics of the show. Man was I disappointed on multiple levels.

  • @janosmarothy5409
    @janosmarothy5409 2 роки тому +9

    Count Dracula coded as an effete gay cosmopolitan bourgeois is a pretty long-established reading of the character. That one (stolen) insight is the only non-dopey part of the article, don't why Matt got all incredulous about that line

    • @Dubickimus
      @Dubickimus 2 роки тому +9

      he preys on the victorian women in particular.

    • @coreygolphenee9633
      @coreygolphenee9633 2 роки тому

      They are referencing the leaving the vampires castle essay series that they all hold pretty close to heart

  • @freakyzed8467
    @freakyzed8467 2 роки тому +4

    Vampire guy has holes in his hand. Is he Jesus?

  • @mrpieceofwork
    @mrpieceofwork 2 роки тому

    ISTFG I thought that said "LIKING" vampires... idkw

  • @Sneezes_LoL
    @Sneezes_LoL 2 роки тому +12

    I like how turbo right-wing ppl and leftists both see the best chance we have is Yang Wen-li

  • @howilearned2stopworrying508
    @howilearned2stopworrying508 2 роки тому +1

    Check out the 1986 book Communion - featuring shout outs to Donbas and Chernobyl. God has a good sense of humor.

  • @XxCorvette1xX
    @XxCorvette1xX 2 роки тому +1

    The scam calls have been *really* bad in Canada recently

  • @nealon2005
    @nealon2005 2 роки тому +4

    Matt: Did you read that ICP (you mean ipcc Matt?) report that I didn't read? We should give up all hope!

  • @elaikehler6030
    @elaikehler6030 2 роки тому

    11:52

  • @nicolev2028
    @nicolev2028 2 роки тому +3

    Pro monogamy and pro union

    • @WanderingIdiot81
      @WanderingIdiot81 2 роки тому +6

      Pro poly and pro worker co-op

    • @sparkpenguin
      @sparkpenguin 2 роки тому +2

      @@WanderingIdiot81 ^^^^^that is the better thing what that person said right there, 1000%

  • @rjbonacolta
    @rjbonacolta 2 роки тому

    Russians also use DU

    • @berdyderg900
      @berdyderg900 2 роки тому +3

      Can you prove that? Ample evidence of America doing it...

  • @shanemac1646
    @shanemac1646 Рік тому +5

    I love how dumb their “doctors get too much money!” Yes podcasters who do nothing are going to tell you that doctors are too spoiled, ya know the people who help the sick? Also, I’m 100% positive that India needs doctors as well and their government does periodically complain how the US and UK basically steals doctors from them leaving a shortage.

    • @maknavickas
      @maknavickas Рік тому +15

      its just supply and demand, and we for some reason artificially limit the supply of doctors to increase their labor's market value.

    • @shanemac1646
      @shanemac1646 Рік тому +4

      @@maknavickas I agree with that make the degree to become a doctor free would probably help. I said that above cuz my sister went through medical school and at least half the participants (including her) had mental breakdowns due to stress.

    • @maknavickas
      @maknavickas Рік тому +19

      @@shanemac1646 I mean that stress is caused by artificially limiting the number of students that can be accredited. It creates an insanely and unnecessarily competitive environment. In a sane world, the limits on new people entering a profession would be if they have shown the necessary competency to be able to effectively do the job.

    • @lucasmurphy740
      @lucasmurphy740 Рік тому +1

      Doctors in America help keep people sick more than they cure illness. Idk how you’re defending Americas medical system. It’s ridiculously predatory. Doesn’t matter if a coal miner, podcaster, or burger flipper says that. It’s true

  • @Sneezes_LoL
    @Sneezes_LoL 2 роки тому +1

    So the programs the government already runs sucks but it would be better if that was everything? I'm not saying keep our same system but this is silly reasoning.

    • @joshuamarx8209
      @joshuamarx8209 2 роки тому +8

      You know that's kind of complicit in asking that question in the first place dude.
      The idea that the government or anyone else runs anything other than the facilitation of profit under this system is utterly insane to me.

    • @elaikehler6030
      @elaikehler6030 2 роки тому +3

      The government programs suck because they’re disgusting little capitalist gremlin programs, the american healthcare industry is the issue it needs to be gutted

    • @yahwehvii6059
      @yahwehvii6059 2 роки тому

      We can’t even do the bare minimum of change that Bernie proposed cause those programs are ineffective by design or from defunding.

    • @DeadBoneJones
      @DeadBoneJones Рік тому +1

      congratulations on falling for the scam; the government doesn't actually 'run' any of these programs in any meaningful way, all they do is allocate money to pay private contractors, which is exactly why they're shitty inhumane graft mills.

  • @FirstnameLastname-bn4gv
    @FirstnameLastname-bn4gv Рік тому +2

    What was happening at Fort Bragg?

    • @UberGingah
      @UberGingah Рік тому +4

      If you Google fort Bragg and hit news there's always some sketchy shit going down lol

    • @mattponikvar4944
      @mattponikvar4944 12 днів тому

      Drug and sex trafficking capital of the Southern United States