I love how you have 200K subscribers, yet still use stock photography with all the watermarks left on. That is genius comedy right there. I hope Dreamstime is paying you for this
publictransportationbelgium seeing your account name do you have 3 accounts (for those who don't know: belgium a fairly small country has 3 different transportation networks)
Warden Spiff: what no.. it's definitely a prison. Tax official: but what are all those tea trees for then? Warden Spiff: look here, I have a prisoner and a Guard, it's definitely a prison. Business Tax evaded.
@@xLionsxxSmithyx Spiff’s content is eternal. I enjoy his ETS2 adventures long after the exploits were patched… but Prison Architect is the best, right after Rimworld, when it comes to his content. Skyrim, then again… Skyrim is in its own class.
Spiff: "We're bringing the British Empire back baby..." Me: *grabs Brown Bess musket, redcoat and tricorn hat with glee* Spiff: "...For one day and one day only" Me: *sad Imperial noises*
Look on the bright side, at least you dont get to oppress and slaughter millions of people. You just get to oppress and slaughter people who are a detriment to society and are evil rotten bastards that even Australia didnt want ;)
2 ideas for the next video: Get a small amount of min sec prisoners for each "prison" (considerably 20,) have the prisoners share the same dorm, and force them to work in processing the tea/logs in a workshop. As bad as it sounds, your staff need rest, and you'll need to throw down some staff rooms far away from each other and give them the minimum requirements of the sofa and -drinks- tea machine Now, you might be wondering "Why would I do that? Why would I let them stop working?" Your workers would be like "I'm tired, I'm going to go into that staff room so I can rest." and see the -drinks- tea machine, and will be urged to *pay* for tea instead of being allowed to help themselves to inevitably get fired if they steal, because who wouldn't drink tea on a couch instead of just sitting on a couch?
* non subscriber * no one can make truly british videos and be popular * spiff * hold my tea * after watching a spiff video * Bugger me sideways with a tea bag!
Somewhere out there, someone noticed a rise in demand for tree stumps and started a business catering to that demand. Basically, Spiff actually created a brand new industry and then killed it off, all in the course of one video.
@@njvikesfan0162 Apologies sir but the Buggering can only be applied Diagonally at the moment unless you want to wait 4-7 working days or I can bugger you sideways now with a fish fork
@@midwesternpolymath Of course I have a license I am the 2nd Viscount lord Gingerfield of the Ministry of Buggery Commander of number 1 Buggering Division
Eeum spiff, next time when you order a lot of stuff you can’t use (by accident or not), just make a huge indoor storage, store the useless stuff and then use the button ‘clear indoor area’ and all of the useless items will be dumped...
new idea: Do a spliffing tea factory but replace the expensive tea staff with prisoner labour. Not only will you gain more money but you're spending less!
Sells quote on quote "prison" where 287 of the worst most evil people just randomly were shipped to a forestry and let go to commit more crimes and all spiff does is say "bugger me sideways with a tea bag" 🤣🤣🤣 dear lord
It’s satisfying when I’m actually drinking tea during your videos. All this positive reenforcement just for sipping my delicious caffeinated leaf water.
"But in this direction we gonna have... you know the nice traditional plantation." This is gold served on a silver platter right next to a lovely cup of tea.
Well bugger me sideways with a teabag, this video almost had me rolling on the floor with laughter! Thanks, Spiff, for making my evening truly enjoyable!
I've only recently become acquainted with this fantastic channel, and I must say the content you produce is thoroughly enjoyable! My tea consumption has risen quite high, and upon looking at a recent bank statement a most singular thought struck me: "Bugger Me Sideways With A Tea Bag"
1:51 What on God's green Earth is that map?!?!?! Since when did Portugal, Spanish South America, French West Africa, Madagascar, Kazakhstan, and the Philipines ever belong in the British Empire?? Spiffing!!! The Queen is very unhappy at your pretention and arrogance!! This is absolutely ungentlemanly!! Off to Australia you go!
That was a protectorate+territories we owned and explored map. Also Zanzibar (what you called Madacasgar) and the Phillipines was ours. We traded the Phillipines to, I think, the Dutch for HK. And Zanzibar we traded firstly half to the French (for a peace agreement) then all of it after it became troublesome.
Wow they're working an entire extra hour then a day everyday? Man where did they learn time travel at this prison? or maybe it's time bubble technology the speeds up everything inside so 24 hours becomes 25 hours.
@@Magmabot16 Here's a British lifehack. There's always time for tea, BUT you don't have to only drink tea during tea time. Make some time for tea, and work during that time (as long as you're drinking tea). 25 hours isn't just the limit, it's not even impressive.
Spiff: I just imported over 250 prisoners to a woodland British Goverment: Bugger me sideways with a tea bag! Spiff: It has an accountant on site British Government: Oh alright. Spiff: And my new _prison_ forces labour. British Goverment: Bugger me sideways with a tea bag! Spiff: No no, mind me, they get paid 1 cup of tea.
End of the video: "We'll take it to the extreme if we can get 10,000 likes." *Video has 9.9k likes.* "Welp, I'm always a fan of horrifying examples of breaking games. WE NEED TO GO FURTHER!" *likes*
6:42 Enfused? *EN* -fused? Do you mean, by any chance, *IN* -fused? I just hope that the ingredients for the tea don't have too much bad spelling. Me: **looking up recipies for tea** Bugger me sideways with a tea bag, tea grows on TREES now?!?!
@@fuzzyhair321 EXACTLY! Britain went from owning a quarter of the WORLD to being the size of a state that has achieved nothing but gang wars and mafia movies
“Can you call colonies prisons?”
Laughs in Australian
Same from Canada
And American. They only started sending prisoners to Australia because America did the whole independence thing.
Dammit America. Why do you ruin everything?
@@AfferbeckBeats Georgia specifically.
Yes (bugger me sideways with a tea bag)
I love how you have 200K subscribers, yet still use stock photography with all the watermarks left on. That is genius comedy right there. I hope Dreamstime is paying you for this
The Spiffing Brit Boi just making maximum money but buying more tea instead of useless photos of not tea.
That's how mafia works
(Whilst ignorant...) Article 13!! All images, references, memes must be either paid for via license of copyright material!
Ironically all those stock photos are about twat with money by the way 😂
450k now
spiff: makes a "prison"
the government: seems legit
you mean, Spiff: I'm making a "prison"
@@mudkipmatt3793 it's a prison for sentient trees
because they are sentenced..... get it? sentenced trees
sentient trees
Bugger me sideways what do you mean I need guards and walls! The gardener's never leave. THEY are the prisoners.
well bugger me sideways with a teabag that is quite alot of "workers"
280 prisoners dropped off in the middle of nowhere
Spiff you created Australia, again
They’re not exploits, they’re features.
It just works.
16 Times the detail
True words from a legendary failure
Now with "surprise mechanics"
Exactly Mr. Howard
Doing that with wild growth is stupidly op lol
Government: you can't run a prison
Spiff: I want to make money
Government: my mistake, please go ahead
capitalism in a nutshell
publictransportationbelgium seeing your account name do you have 3 accounts
(for those who don't know: belgium a fairly small country has 3 different transportation networks)
MinimanZero2 it’s so they can run in case their neutrality is violated again.
@@minimanzero2262 A man of culture I see
Litteraly the US private prison system lol
"What did they make their money from?"
*COLONIZATION INTENSIFIES*
@christakisf Christakisf *Californication
@@OryxTheMadGod3 clarification
@christakisf Christakisf colonization*
RULE BRITANNIA INTENSIFIES
SLAVERYYYYYYYY WOOOOHOOOO
Warden Spiff: what no.. it's definitely a prison.
Tax official: but what are all those tea trees for then?
Warden Spiff: look here, I have a prisoner and a Guard, it's definitely a prison.
Business Tax evaded.
Definitely not slavery
I like that people are still enjoying this 2 years later.
@@xLionsxxSmithyx Spiff’s content is eternal. I enjoy his ETS2 adventures long after the exploits were patched… but Prison Architect is the best, right after Rimworld, when it comes to his content. Skyrim, then again… Skyrim is in its own class.
@@jamiehughes5573 How is that avoided? Prisoners get paid for their labor. It's pocket change, but it's still technically paid work.
"Can you call colonies prisons" *AUSTRALIA HAS ENTERED THE CHAT, THE US HAS LEFT THE CHAT*
Ben Clarks oof I’m a criminal...with a kangaroo
As a Welsh- American, I freaking love this. 💜
America was used as a Prison colony before Australia was,
*British has kicked out of the chat*
Yes, all of our cities are just huge scale prisons
$50 tea
*dumps tea into the ocean*
DARN AMERICANS wait I AM A AMERICAN 0-0
$10 for the tea + 500% in taxes.
Ocean - "Bugger me sideways, with a Teabag."
He broke the game some time ago, because he itself confirmed that he drinks more than 700 cups of tea a day.
The csa is Coming to AMERICA
Bugger me sideways with a tea bag
Is that what kids call it these days?
@@Fahleen ALL votes count in a democracy...trust me!
Spiff: Makes a tea "prison"
Government: Well bugger me sideways with a tea bag
@@EdenAtYourService Well technically they weren't teabags, they were dense blocks of compressed tea leaves. Which is probably even worse.
Damn we never thought you brits could turn or american prison system against us. Darn.
Damn yankees
Ha ha!
our*
@Gaydolf Stalin They have to be politically correct and sound hip with the kids at the same time.
Is this the real FBI OMG I LOVE THEM
*And now we go to the tree's union leader, as he begins his press conference*
"I'm the Lorax, I speak for the trees."
*Speaks in Vietnamese.*
Spiff: "We're bringing the British Empire back baby..."
Me: *grabs Brown Bess musket, redcoat and tricorn hat with glee*
Spiff: "...For one day and one day only"
Me: *sad Imperial noises*
Look on the bright side, at least you dont get to oppress and slaughter millions of people. You just get to oppress and slaughter people who are a detriment to society and are evil rotten bastards that even Australia didnt want ;)
Laud Imperial 54D 3MP1R3 N0153
I do love the design of a tricorn hat
Red Coats? Welp, it's 1776 all over again! Glee!
**Dons my blue coat and grabs my superior flintlock rifle.**
You're growing cups of tea on trees? Well bugger me sideways with a teabag, how is that biology?
@@thespiffingbrit Of course! Which came first, the tea bag or the cup of tea? Who cares!? It's tea! Drink the tea!
Tea is just seasoned water lol
@@xxnoregretzxxzzz4389
KEEP CALM
and
BURN THE
HERETIC
@@varthalgamekiin4931 oh no, oh fuck
Varthal Gamekiin oh good ol’ classic Britain burning heretics reminds me of the good old days and plague
It’s like watching a CEO’s slow decent into insanity...I love it!
m8 try let’s game it out
Try let’s game it out
Slow decent? Judging by other vids he was always a tea drinking maniac
Bugger me sideways with a teabag, that’s a mighty fine prison you got there partner
There’s a boot in my snake
Bugger me sideways with a teabag is my new favorite phrase
⭐️
I hate that phrase.
@@Roketsune it is the best phrase.
>Wants to expand
>Will need bigger fences to stop unionizing
>Keeps going left
>Buys left
Wow, now I actually want to get sent to the Gulag
edit: *WE* want to get sent to *OUR* Gulag
jaksienazwac omg aaaaand you ruined the chance of a chain of memes
jaksienazwac omg why...just why? This was a perfectly good wholesome thread and you RUINED it
Well why not, for every 4 cups of tea we harvest from the tea trees, we get a cup of tea for free! What's not to love?
You're either here to make money or play gulag simulator.
@@thespiffingbrit What's missing in G_lag?
That's right, we!
GWELAG
Make a tea plantation where the "prisoners" work, cause those don't have to be paid as much. See if you can make one that works.
Unless there's a mod, you still need workers to harvest the trees for the prisoners to make stuff out of.
There is a mod that allows prisoners to be assigned to forestry. It's called Forestry Labor
@@TheMaghornThat’s… base game nowdays! 😂
"I'm off to work"
"Oh, when are you back?"
*looks at schedule* "Uh, never"
$50 for a cup of tea? You won't be happy when you look in the Boston harbor tommorow.
HERITIC
What a hero! 🇺🇲🦅
Better start draining the harbor.
Clearly the solution is to bottle and then drink the harbor.
@@TaoScribble masterful plan.
The queen now claims all oceans
By royal decree all tea must be put in the ocean
All oceans are tea
‘Bugger Me Sideways With A Tea Bag’ - effin’ brilliant.
⭐
"I don't actually want to make and run a prison, I just want to make some money" - Oskar Schindler
2 ideas for the next video: Get a small amount of min sec prisoners for each "prison" (considerably 20,) have the prisoners share the same dorm, and force them to work in processing the tea/logs in a workshop. As bad as it sounds, your staff need rest, and you'll need to throw down some staff rooms far away from each other and give them the minimum requirements of the sofa and -drinks- tea machine Now, you might be wondering "Why would I do that? Why would I let them stop working?" Your workers would be like "I'm tired, I'm going to go into that staff room so I can rest." and see the -drinks- tea machine, and will be urged to *pay* for tea instead of being allowed to help themselves to inevitably get fired if they steal, because who wouldn't drink tea on a couch instead of just sitting on a couch?
Bugger me sideways with a teabag, Spiff was uncharacteristically generous to the tea harvesters in this.
⭐
⭐
-⭐heheheh
When I herd the term "Offshore Tax Haven", in regards to Tea and Taxing, as an American viewer all I can think of is the Boston Harbor.
You need to upgrade your pc just to run tea plantation simulator
That's actually a very nice prison. You get to smell the tea trees all day.
* non subscriber * no one can make truly british videos and be popular
* spiff * hold my tea
* after watching a spiff video * Bugger me sideways with a tea bag!
Spiff: "Bugger me sideways with a teabag"
FPS player: *rotates 90 degrees while mashing crouch*
"Trees are alive, oh my God!"
- Spiff, 2019
American soldier’s reaction during the Vietnam war, colorized(/colourised).
Somewhere out there, someone noticed a rise in demand for tree stumps and started a business catering to that demand. Basically, Spiff actually created a brand new industry and then killed it off, all in the course of one video.
"Can you say that colonies are prisons?"
One word: Australia.
F in the chat
For spiff
He spent time manually dumping stumps
-spiff 2019
Thespiffingbrit uploaded a prison architect video?
Well bugger me sideways with a tea bag!
Ah THOSE games... I could spend an entire day playing one
The Spiffing Brit have me a gold star?
Well bigger me sideways with a tea bag!
@@njvikesfan0162 Apologies sir but the Buggering can only be applied Diagonally at the moment unless you want to wait 4-7 working days or I can bugger you sideways now with a fish fork
Oy! U got a liscense for that bruv?
@@midwesternpolymath Of course I have a license I am the 2nd Viscount lord Gingerfield of the Ministry of Buggery Commander of number 1 Buggering Division
Game starts to slow down due to over 300 workers..
Spiff: Lets expand here. That will be good...
😂😂
Honestly, I'm just imagining the person who received an order for 200+ tree stumps to be delivered to a prison.
Eeum spiff, next time when you order a lot of stuff you can’t use (by accident or not), just make a huge indoor storage, store the useless stuff and then use the button ‘clear indoor area’ and all of the useless items will be dumped...
Brilliant, just brilliant.
British. Just British
My high school photographery teacher is your one single prisoner, go figure
Spiff: [makes a tea farm instead of a prision]
The Government: Bugger me sideways with a tea bag, what have you done?!?!
new idea:
Do a spliffing tea factory but replace the expensive tea staff with prisoner labour.
Not only will you gain more money but you're spending less!
Spiff: we are selling tea for 50$ each...
Spiff 5 minutes later
Spiff: you should be on your 4th cup of tea now!
At 1:50 The british Empire apparently joinked Portugal, who knew?
He used an image from someone's vitoria 2 game using the hpm mod
Was quite a bit more wrong about that map than just Portugal :P
All the Spanish colonies, a fuckton of Africa, various asian nations...
@@elsasslotharingen7507 But not the USA for some reason, even though the 13 colonies were British at one point
God dammit I accidentally left my window open... Bugger me sideways with a tea bag.
2:03 I'm dead lmao that shocked a cackle out of me 💀💀💀💀
Sells quote on quote "prison" where 287 of the worst most evil people just randomly were shipped to a forestry and let go to commit more crimes and all spiff does is say "bugger me sideways with a tea bag" 🤣🤣🤣 dear lord
**At job interview**
Interviewer: are you familiar with the act of planting and harvesting tea?
Worker: *NANI*
Change worker to Spiff
Alternative title: British man makes penal colony to farm tea
Aka the history of the Europeans abroad
Spiff you can actually make tea in rimworld. It is made out of psychoid.
Alternatively, there's the actual Coffee and Tea mod.
Spectago tea...
25:00 you made a promise Spiff
"We need a little bit more of everything" -Spiff, excluding prisoners from the equation by default.
I saw spiff was making a video on tea in prison architect and I thought "bugger me sideways with a teabag", I am gonna drink a lot more tea
"so why is he going to that tree prison?"
"because he tried to bugger me sideways with a teabag"
I am giving this a thumbs up not because you asked, but simply your tea is still less expensive than starbucks
Nothing is as expensive as Starbucks
22:44 You can literally hear the moment Spiff's sanity starts slipping XDD
It’s satisfying when I’m actually drinking tea during your videos. All this positive reenforcement just for sipping my delicious caffeinated leaf water.
spif, it is not dancing, it is morse code saying:
"I LOVE TEA"
even when it has been ordered to be chopped down
.. /.-.. --- ...- . / - . .-
"But in this direction we gonna have... you know the nice traditional plantation."
This is gold served on a silver platter right next to a lovely cup of tea.
"Bugger me sideways with a tea bag"
Brilliant
Well bugger me sideways with a teabag, this video almost had me rolling on the floor with laughter! Thanks, Spiff, for making my evening truly enjoyable!
I've only recently become acquainted with this fantastic channel, and I must say the content you produce is thoroughly enjoyable! My tea consumption has risen quite high, and upon looking at a recent bank statement a most singular thought struck me:
"Bugger Me Sideways With A Tea Bag"
1:51 What on God's green Earth is that map?!?!?! Since when did Portugal, Spanish South America, French West Africa, Madagascar, Kazakhstan, and the Philipines ever belong in the British Empire?? Spiffing!!! The Queen is very unhappy at your pretention and arrogance!! This is absolutely ungentlemanly!! Off to Australia you go!
Portugal was so dependent on the British Empire at that point that it might as well be part of England.
@@henfinzimBut what about the rest?
@@Kepancio every British Imperialists wet dream
That is the "real" empire, the one you read about in school is just modesty from the brits. "Well, pshaa, it wasn't that big."
That was a protectorate+territories we owned and explored map.
Also Zanzibar (what you called Madacasgar) and the Phillipines was ours. We traded the Phillipines to, I think, the Dutch for HK. And Zanzibar we traded firstly half to the French (for a peace agreement) then all of it after it became troublesome.
Spiff casually hiring rice farmers to harvest his TEA 25/7
EDIT: This is my most liked comment on youtube. Thank you, you wonderful teasippers!
PS Bugger me sideways with a teabag
Wow they're working an entire extra hour then a day everyday? Man where did they learn time travel at this prison? or maybe it's time bubble technology the speeds up everything inside so 24 hours becomes 25 hours.
@@Magmabot16 Welcome to the BRITISH EMPIRE
@@Magmabot16 They go across a timezone to add to workday obviously. Typical British empire stuff.
@@Magmabot16 Here's a British lifehack. There's always time for tea, BUT you don't have to only drink tea during tea time. Make some time for tea, and work during that time (as long as you're drinking tea). 25 hours isn't just the limit, it's not even impressive.
Spiff: I just imported over 250 prisoners to a woodland
British Goverment: Bugger me sideways with a tea bag!
Spiff: It has an accountant on site
British Government: Oh alright.
Spiff: And my new _prison_ forces labour.
British Goverment: Bugger me sideways with a tea bag!
Spiff: No no, mind me, they get paid 1 cup of tea.
Ah, carry on then
I love the comedic sociopathy of your videos.
13:00 you just gave me Mission 45 flashbacks.
End of the video: "We'll take it to the extreme if we can get 10,000 likes."
*Video has 9.9k likes.*
"Welp, I'm always a fan of horrifying examples of breaking games. WE NEED TO GO FURTHER!" *likes*
Spiff: “I mean, could you say a colony a prison”
Me: Well... * looks at australia *
Me: “ you’re insane!“
Spiff: “ sure I am! What’s your point?“
Bugger me sideways with a teabag, $50 is such a low, low price for tea.
Bugger me sideways with a teabag this was a *splendidly delicious* video!
6:42 Enfused? *EN* -fused? Do you mean, by any chance, *IN* -fused? I just hope that the ingredients for the tea don't have too much bad spelling.
Me: **looking up recipies for tea** Bugger me sideways with a tea bag, tea grows on TREES now?!?!
Danny Gamer Boi no no he obviously means *Enthused*
@@Ihileath how about *priudsefused*?
Wait... recipies... I might be missing a joke, but bugger me sideways with a teabag, aren't you just calling the kettle black?
@@li_ka2 only if the spoon is yellow...
@@li_ka2 (joke is that tea doesn't have a recipie, they are just made)
This is like working as developer in a video game studio. #CrunchTime
Bugger me sideways with a coffee bag
Good Ser, I have begun a recent admiration for your work. I should like to see the infinite expansion of your plantation. Cheers from America!!
Bugger Me Sideways With A Tea Bag, this was a good video!
Bugger me sideways with a teabag
Well, bugger me sideways with a teabag, I ran out of tea!
Mmm prison architect no tea architect
"Bugger me sideways with a teabag" That has to be the most British thing anyone has ever said. lol
bugger me sideways with a teabag im glad that spiff puts out so many videos to binge
You should try software inc, using only servers
But it's not like you can rent the servers to other companies, right?
The prisoner had the least awful life of all the people in the tea planation
I love that Spiff came out as Pro-Palestine.
LOL all i could think of was yorkshire tea when u zoomed in on the harvesters, HAHAHAHA
Spiff, dont forget that Britain went from owning a quarter of the world to an island the size of Michican within a century
Don't forget it took over a quarter of the world after 7 yrs
@@fuzzyhair321 and now it's the size of Michigan. Theres no coming back from that, mate
@@dusting1851 yep and look at what that small state of Michigan achieved
@@fuzzyhair321 EXACTLY! Britain went from owning a quarter of the WORLD to being the size of a state that has achieved nothing but gang wars and mafia movies
Now make a Rimworld version of a tea plantation.
"I just want to expand further, don't ask why. Why are you asking why? Are you... *Unionizing?"*
*sees Portugal highlighted as part of the British Empire* since when do allies count as subjects?
“The trees are alive!” Haha, these vids are awesome.
1:47 The Republic of Ireland enthusiastically objects :P
but you know these are british prisons right...right
Australia is a prision
Well, bugger me sideways with a teabag, @@mackozbogdanca727. I do believe you are correct, sir.
No they're american since you can get an electric chair in them. The company that made this is British though.
@@pepp418 They are not any country type.
@@METALFREAK03 Everything is in Dollars u twit
Wait snapple is technically tea as well... well 32oz of tea won't kill me
$150 will just be normal tea prices post-brexit
That is because you are using American money and owe us Tea Plantation Taxes plus interest.
Came for the braking of games, stayed for the incredible humor.
That lone prisoner: Why does everything smell like tea?