Interview with Product Manager in 2024 [Corporate]

Product Manager [Corporate]
Part II for a coffee on / programmersarealsohuman
Interview with a Product Manager with Josh Doe - aired on © The Product Manager.
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[@Hobbitstomper]

I worked for Blizzard back in 2007 in support for 6 months (GameMaster for WoW). None of our managers ever played WoW nor were they familiar with video games at all. One of the managers was even outspoken against video games. He often said he will never let his children play video games because it robs them their creativity and that instead he'd rather play 20 hours of Dungeons & Dragons than 2 minutes of WoW.

[@soccermaniac2819]

The constant "I don't have access." "Make sure you get access." Is too fucking real. I have been waiting over 2 months to gain access to a Microsoft dashboard to do a part of my job. Damn agile environment

[@brokula1312]

Remember kids, the less you work, the more you'll earn.

[@jpbastyr]

scarily accurate

[@PrivacyRevocation]

"we did not meet our OKRs this quarter, we need to change our OKRs". Just came out of a company where this was actually the case.

[@rokker333]

I swear, this YT channel is Dilbert for a modern world. Insanely accurate. I don't get a salary, I get pain compensation.

[@datadrivendev]

"I get paid to remind the engineers of that" epic

[@sean6793]

The fact that I didn't realize it was a joke initially when he said, "I don't have any new ideas that's a different department", because I've worked in several businesses where that is quite literally the case made me sit back and stare at the ceiling for a bit.

[@practical-dreamer]

I’m surprised this video upload made it past corporate security.

[@pravkdey]

Patagonia jacket, check

[@zenitsuagatsuma3155]

"I barely know the names of most of the people on our team"

[@impossibur]

"I have never used our product"

[@s1v7]

"politics over progress, processes over logic, emotions over process" - the base. the essence of any enterprise.

[@KnightMirkoYo]

"We have a tool to consolidate our documents... my downloads folder"

[@snocoldman]

“I’m not saying they know what they’re doing, I’m just saying I really don’t care.”

[@adamfrank5183]

"I'm gonna issue a Jira ticket, but I'll send it by email... so you will forget."

[@sstranger1007]

The first sentence "I identify problems in the project early .. and silence them." Gold!

[@SimGunther]

"The engineers and customers use the product so I don't have to"

[@NorthernRealmJackal]

"We define the requirements at the beginning of the project. Changes come in through change-requests. We do have the agile manifesto hanging on the wall, so to me it sounds like agile."

[@nocturne6320]

Not the fucking Teams "incoming call" sound 😭