*Next-Door Tech CEO 2024*

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  • Опубліковано 22 гру 2024

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  • @Mytechceo
    @Mytechceo 5 місяців тому +515

    don't even apply

    • @75hilmar
      @75hilmar 5 місяців тому +14

      That's the right mindset, we need people like you in our company

    • @johnpulawski35
      @johnpulawski35 5 місяців тому +1

      this gotta be what working for e acc dudes is like

    • @a_brahamabah
      @a_brahamabah 6 днів тому

      😂

  • @backgroundnoise9310
    @backgroundnoise9310 5 місяців тому +815

    You can tell he means business because he has a vest on. He's got no time for sleeves.

    • @SoftBreadSoft
      @SoftBreadSoft 5 місяців тому +43

      no one was ever called Sleeve Jobs

    • @aziz9488
      @aziz9488 5 місяців тому +4

      yep patagonia too

    • @PhilippBlum
      @PhilippBlum 5 місяців тому +3

      Not only does Patagonia mean business.
      It also means he is a good person, because he cares about the environment.

    • @RepXn
      @RepXn 5 місяців тому +6

      I would like to see you get anywhere near 10x development without blowing your sleeves off. Sleeves are a liability.

    • @getreadytotube
      @getreadytotube 4 місяці тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @coinflipper8871
    @coinflipper8871 5 місяців тому +462

    New tech startup? Check!
    Crypto/AI based? Check!
    Bankrupt in a year? Check!

  • @disekjoumoer
    @disekjoumoer 5 місяців тому +263

    A company I worked for hired a guy exactly like this. The entire company's personnel left within 60 days.

    • @passerby4507
      @passerby4507 5 місяців тому +16

      For real? Do you have a quote for us?

    • @disekjoumoer
      @disekjoumoer 5 місяців тому

      @@passerby4507 Loads. Fired one PM after stealing his work and claiming it as his own. Publicly humiliating someone (me) by mailing the entire company and telling them how I was useless at IT. Threatened to fire me as the first thing he did on his first day. Me consoling people he'd humiliated who were crying in the bathroom. Him criticising me for not getting Apple monitors for every single desk. Him complaining about people being unorganised, but having about 300 files on his tiny 12" Macbook's desktop. Him complaining that there was no way to connect a 12" Macbook to said Apple monitor (this was in 2015 when Apple stopped making monitors for a while). I left after 2 months to join the original founders who left after two weeks, realising that he was a walking train wreck. He was fired after three years, not having managed to sign up a single customer in that time. The guy who hired him, who had kept him on in spite of his obvious problems to save face, eventually sold what remained of the company and became an alcoholic.

    • @harryg9976
      @harryg9976 5 місяців тому +8

      tell us more

    • @vamonosraza4361
      @vamonosraza4361 5 місяців тому +14

      He did his job well

    • @iasonmax3473
      @iasonmax3473 5 місяців тому +3

      Spill the tea pls

  • @sirexilon49
    @sirexilon49 5 місяців тому +386

    "You're not sick; this is America" - Jason

    • @antelope6826
      @antelope6826 5 місяців тому +1

      Truer words have never been spoken 😂😭

    • @WochenendNerds
      @WochenendNerds Місяць тому

      Health insurance is communism 😂

  • @dustin_echoes
    @dustin_echoes 5 місяців тому +452

    "I'm fully on a keto diet because Steve Jobs said stay hungry." 😂

    • @sergioterrero
      @sergioterrero 5 місяців тому +4

      That was the highlight of the video 😅😂

    • @APIsForDevs
      @APIsForDevs 5 місяців тому +2

      That diet seems to instill some energy through

    • @NikolaNevenov86
      @NikolaNevenov86 5 місяців тому +5

      honestly never felt hungry on a keto

    • @antelope6826
      @antelope6826 5 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @MathiasMartinWR
      @MathiasMartinWR 3 місяці тому

      He clearly doesn’t understand keto then.

  • @aominedaiki3783
    @aominedaiki3783 5 місяців тому +265

    "Are we a startup or are we a start down" 🤣

  • @generalzod5944
    @generalzod5944 5 місяців тому +139

    Giving employee of the month to his dog is the most accurate zing I've seen yet. That absolutely slayed me.

  • @isenewotheophilus6485
    @isenewotheophilus6485 5 місяців тому +76

    The board doesn't run this company
    2 days later: I apologize!!!
    lmfao😂

  • @SargasGeorgiev
    @SargasGeorgiev 5 місяців тому +68

    This is the AI meets blockchain 10x quantum content I am subbed for!

  • @AkichiDaikashima
    @AkichiDaikashima 5 місяців тому +119

    1:54 one guy on chatgpt and another watching minecraft vids on youtube got me

  • @firstname8559
    @firstname8559 5 місяців тому +152

    When the “CEO” is tech illiterate 😂

    • @theskyblockman
      @theskyblockman 5 місяців тому +9

      This makes CTO reasonable then

  • @bonquaviusdingle5720
    @bonquaviusdingle5720 5 місяців тому +128

    he’s got his venture capital puffer jacket on guys…he’s the real deal

  • @cuatro336
    @cuatro336 4 місяці тому +7

    I've actually worked for a company owner that thought like this.
    "The server went down at 3am and you didn't pick up the phone!!"
    "I'm sorry, I was asleep and my phone was on vibrate to avoid waking the baby."
    "I expect more commitment than this."
    I have a new job now thankfully.

  • @ramanhalder3147
    @ramanhalder3147 5 місяців тому +62

    Your Degrees dont matter.
    'Wait this is not IVY league''

  • @tsyf1
    @tsyf1 5 місяців тому +73

    Just a vest full of buzzwords instead of a person 😂😂😂

    • @FathDaniel
      @FathDaniel 5 місяців тому +12

      So. Most accurate CEO depiction ever?

  • @vicca4671
    @vicca4671 5 місяців тому +18

    This one is too real to be funny, guys. You're reaching peak realism.

  • @leonhard.doerflinger
    @leonhard.doerflinger 5 місяців тому +58

    "You're supposed to be intrinsically motivated."

  • @WoolyCow
    @WoolyCow 5 місяців тому +27

    THIS GUY JUST REVOLUTIONISED AI!!! By making the activation function quantum, all the nodes are both activate and inactive simultaneously so that they can always output the perfect response.

    • @michaellin4553
      @michaellin4553 4 місяці тому +2

      The model weights are quantized with microscopic, nitrogen cooled lava lamps that will start charging $10,000 per bit-year of entropy once you go past the free energy quota

    • @zackchen6280
      @zackchen6280 4 місяці тому +1

      Schrödingers Neural Net

  • @mbunkus
    @mbunkus 5 місяців тому +59

    "We sell freedom!" ← This is probably the most Start Up American thing I've ever heard 😁😂

  • @vito2320
    @vito2320 5 місяців тому +34

    Developer: But the board won't like it
    CEO: I am the board

  • @unimposings
    @unimposings 5 місяців тому +25

    Pump Pump Pump... Hire Hire Hire... Fire Fire Fire..

  • @davidk.8434
    @davidk.8434 3 місяці тому +3

    What's even more fun is when the boss is like this 10 years later, no longer a startup and now just a mediocre small business, but keeps the same authoritarian mania

  • @jenssundqvist17
    @jenssundqvist17 5 місяців тому +31

    The flat hierarchy shit is too real, had a former shit boss who told me the exact same thing whilst never talking too production about any goals or deadlines lmao

  • @jcy089
    @jcy089 5 місяців тому +18

    This guy + the startup PM from the previous video + a bunch of synthetic AI employees will be what future startups look like 😂

    • @aaronlandis7929
      @aaronlandis7929 5 місяців тому +1

      Not the dystopia we asked for, but the one we deserve.

  • @reallyWyrd
    @reallyWyrd 5 місяців тому +9

    FYI: if you have a manager or CEO like this wanna-be Steve Jobs guy I strongly suggest you quit.
    He/she/they will *never* stop being abusive. The cycle will go on forever, and after you burn out, they'll just move on to the next person.

    • @liamw.7937
      @liamw.7937 Місяць тому

      >they

    • @XDarkGreyX
      @XDarkGreyX 21 день тому

      ​@@liamw.7937specified he/she no longer allowed

  • @didnti
    @didnti 5 місяців тому +12

    "I'm working 24 hours straight" "Where is the extra hours?" 💀💀💀

  • @davidemiozzi8589
    @davidemiozzi8589 5 місяців тому +6

    I once met a German guy, CTO of a startup that moved to San Francisco, and that's basically how his company was.

  • @cptbaker
    @cptbaker 5 місяців тому +13

    "you're not sick, this is AMERICA." 😂😅😭

  • @projekt95
    @projekt95 5 місяців тому +24

    The CEO looks a bit like a crazy version of Jared from Silicon Valley

    • @ficolas2
      @ficolas2 5 місяців тому +5

      I mean Jared was crazy, but in a different way

    • @nbarbettini
      @nbarbettini 5 місяців тому

      Discount Jared

  • @verkhani5325
    @verkhani5325 5 місяців тому +13

    Thank You, this was weirdly therapeutic.

  • @tizianschmidlin5411
    @tizianschmidlin5411 5 місяців тому +4

    at about 2:30 the cuts were so fast I had to take a break because I was about the throw up, nicely done!

  • @sofiaknyazeva
    @sofiaknyazeva 5 місяців тому +47

    Average Gen Z Tech CEOs be like:

  • @SIMULATAN
    @SIMULATAN 5 місяців тому +23

    I genuinely feel bad for the employees lmao

  • @JLarky
    @JLarky 5 місяців тому +18

    Unlimited non-PTO days. This sounds like this is not a company, but a family

    • @AvikNayak_
      @AvikNayak_ 4 місяці тому +5

      "We are a family" 😂

  • @dmitriyrasskazov8858
    @dmitriyrasskazov8858 5 місяців тому +7

    When i hear "Growth hacker" i cant but imagine a dude that injected something into himself and now its growths everywhere

  • @Minastir1
    @Minastir1 5 місяців тому +6

    everyone who has worked at startups has met this guy

  • @11vag
    @11vag 5 місяців тому +3

    I like how this channel is evolving

  • @Puschit1
    @Puschit1 5 місяців тому +12

    In the end that CEO should have been shown having a cold, too

  • @theobuh
    @theobuh 5 місяців тому +5

    I love Joe the Backend Engineer 😂😂

  • @alvisedwald
    @alvisedwald 4 місяці тому +1

    "You don't need a degree to work for us." But also "That's not an Ivy League. Who hired you?" 🤣

  • @kekitech
    @kekitech 5 місяців тому +4

    this hurts. too real.

  • @user-dd3lw2pq9v
    @user-dd3lw2pq9v 5 місяців тому +2

    So many great one-liners.
    We don't hire part-time. We don't do the whole 9-5.

    • @user-dd3lw2pq9v
      @user-dd3lw2pq9v 5 місяців тому

      If you have another kidney dysfunction this week, you're not gonna go to the hospital you're gonna go to the unemployment line.

  • @John_Smith__
    @John_Smith__ 5 місяців тому +6

    LMAO !!! Oh yes this is So So much 2024 CEO ... and the final part was amazing ..
    - Oh , you're not a VC ... look honestly we're running a crypto scam right now ... but we will eventually have a startup .. literally bitcoin with block size fork ...
    LOL!

  • @wchorski
    @wchorski 5 місяців тому +3

    This guy plays Helldivers 2 and roleplays as a soldier

  • @willothewild
    @willothewild 5 місяців тому +1

    Wow, his American accent is spot-on. If he was giving a TED talk I would totally believe him.

  • @tiko-
    @tiko- 5 місяців тому +12

    lol the guy at 1:53 watching a minecraft video

  • @theobuh
    @theobuh 5 місяців тому +3

    I love how one of the Programmers was using Chat GPT 😂

  • @frankyfraaank
    @frankyfraaank 5 місяців тому +13

    God I hope his Patagonia vest isn't flame-resistant.

  • @casperes0912
    @casperes0912 5 місяців тому +6

    I’m on a fully keto diet because Steve Jobs said stay hungry. 😂

  • @mccafferyfamily
    @mccafferyfamily 5 місяців тому +4

    how about first day dev at crowdstrike pushing out a patch globally lol

  • @tiko-
    @tiko- 5 місяців тому +6

    we gangnam style now

  • @isfandyar3937
    @isfandyar3937 5 місяців тому +1

    at this point i am convinced this channel team all members are 10x engineers

  • @Ganerrr
    @Ganerrr 4 місяці тому

    "btc with blocksize 4" at first i interperated it as 4 bytes and was dying laughing

  • @connor43057
    @connor43057 4 місяці тому +1

    “Temple University” - is that a King Terry reference!?

  • @beertrader9385
    @beertrader9385 5 місяців тому +4

    This is the evil twin of Jared/Donald from Silicon valley

    • @psibarpsi
      @psibarpsi 4 місяці тому

      OMG YES!! 😂

  • @Ciprian-Amarandei
    @Ciprian-Amarandei 5 місяців тому +8

    I only respect developers that have at least 2 monitors on their desk.

    • @elongated_muskrat_is_my_name
      @elongated_muskrat_is_my_name 4 місяці тому +2

      i'll happily use a laptop screen and a £5 2nd-hand monitor but you do need two monitors or else you're constantly flipping between windows

  • @therealjohnshelburne
    @therealjohnshelburne 5 місяців тому +5

    It’s a 10x Mooshot project

  • @BlueCardinal33
    @BlueCardinal33 5 місяців тому +1

    I'm getting heavy The Office vibes, but in Start-Up World

  • @forresthopkinsa
    @forresthopkinsa 5 місяців тому +3

    BITCOIN WITH BLOCK SIZE FOUR LMAO

  • @carlosuresti4390
    @carlosuresti4390 5 місяців тому +2

    "Pump! Pump! Pump! Pump!.....Higher! Higher! Higher! Higher!...."

  • @PhonkEcho
    @PhonkEcho 5 місяців тому +1

    Making the World a Better Place" style hype from the Silicon Valley episode at TechCrunch Disrupt.

  • @luuat595
    @luuat595 5 місяців тому +1

    3:45 “Scamming Users, Scamming VCs”

  • @RedParaCoder
    @RedParaCoder 5 місяців тому +10

    Gangnam Style

  • @75hilmar
    @75hilmar 5 місяців тому +1

    "Twentyseven twentyseven." Isn't that a quote from Rage 2 😂

  • @D4DAM
    @D4DAM 5 місяців тому +3

    why does this feel like a game trailer? lol

  • @LHCB6
    @LHCB6 5 місяців тому

    This is gold. Pure gold.

  • @zuxcode
    @zuxcode 4 місяці тому

    4:45 these are our underpaid engineers 😂😂😂😂

  • @kingcrimson5303
    @kingcrimson5303 5 місяців тому +1

    The collab we didn’t know we needed

  • @evanmaier2551
    @evanmaier2551 2 місяці тому

    I'm on a keto dient because steve jobs said "stay hungry" 😂😂😂

  • @CodemanBen
    @CodemanBen 4 місяці тому

    "I've worked for 24 hours straight"
    "See that's the problem. What about that other hour?"
    Oh God. It's too real 😆

  • @weathercontrol0
    @weathercontrol0 5 місяців тому +1

    BCH brun at the end was craaazy💀💀💀

  • @BuckedUnicorn
    @BuckedUnicorn 5 місяців тому +2

    2:44, best frame.

  • @GatorDunnAZ
    @GatorDunnAZ 5 місяців тому +1

    Interesting documentary!

  • @MaZe741
    @MaZe741 4 місяці тому

    "How many hours does a Wednesday have" xDDDDD

  • @guilherme5094
    @guilherme5094 5 місяців тому

    🤣Thanks!

  • @BlueCardinal33
    @BlueCardinal33 5 місяців тому +4

    Lol guys. It shouldve been "Are we a start-up? Or a let down?" lol.

  • @JagaSantagostino
    @JagaSantagostino 3 місяці тому

    "Startdown" killed me ☠

  • @banzaipiegaming
    @banzaipiegaming 4 місяці тому

    The only thing that could make this better is him repeating "innovation" rather than "technology"

  • @Zuckerkome
    @Zuckerkome 5 місяців тому +1

    Is this the real Quinoacoin Inc. ?

  • @TheHowingFantods
    @TheHowingFantods 3 місяці тому

    "…a flat hierarchy" 😅

  • @Stefos96k
    @Stefos96k Місяць тому

    This is the Michael Scott of Tech

  • @RealSergius
    @RealSergius 3 місяці тому

    Web3 to AI is so easy and natural when you are in founder mode

  • @peteshmeat9495
    @peteshmeat9495 4 місяці тому

    I love it. Had a boss like this.

  • @WistrelChianti
    @WistrelChianti 4 місяці тому

    lol that triangle of success XD

  • @marosmierka1904
    @marosmierka1904 Місяць тому

    i have discovered Mr RObot
    aint that Martin Wallstrom ? tha COE guy is like a brother of Tyrell

  • @leyasep5919
    @leyasep5919 5 місяців тому

    3:45 it's missing "scamming suppliers" and "scamming workers"

  • @Azcane
    @Azcane 5 місяців тому

    *Demands 27/27 work hours*
    "We sell FREEDOM"
    America in a nutshell

  • @the_game1259
    @the_game1259 Місяць тому

    I love how most of them are watching yt

  • @ecosta
    @ecosta 5 місяців тому +1

    Even when your company's CEO doesn't act like that, they still act like that. 10x, AI, underpaid engineers overworking... All tech companies has a bit of that.

  • @treythomas7647
    @treythomas7647 5 місяців тому +1

    Lol I'm on keto but I don't stay hungry

  • @MrMoralHazard
    @MrMoralHazard 5 місяців тому +1

    Love all your videos

  • @deepthread
    @deepthread 5 місяців тому

    We pivoted 4 times this week 😂

  • @venoltar
    @venoltar 4 місяці тому

    I do wonder what goes through the minds of these guys, but I suspect it is just something like: "Buzzword, Money, Buzzword, Money, Buzzword, Money, What is the latest overpriced shiny thing I can buy that all the other rich people want?"

  • @syedjs_
    @syedjs_ 4 місяці тому +1

    Is that my boy Farzy?

  • @vivekgautamj
    @vivekgautamj 3 місяці тому

    we pivoted 4 times this week

  • @xpertdbx
    @xpertdbx 5 місяців тому

    shit to fire. Never show this to my boss.

  • @wherami
    @wherami 5 місяців тому +1

    This rekinds me of 2000s bubbles lol

  • @vextech
    @vextech 5 місяців тому +2

    This channel should be studied at CS universities 😂❤🎉

  • @GoatAficionado
    @GoatAficionado 4 місяці тому +1

    Why is he so mean to the same curly haired programmer all the time lol poor guy