These were all good people. Maybe a little too enthusiastic about Web3. Just how I like it! Also, they made good points beside that. Crypto vs. Blockchain tech. They weren't so funny when we talked about Blockchain tech. Sadly. However, to all of you making fun of Web4?! Jack Dorsey already announced Web5! PS: Suing this channel for leaking my interviews.
The new internet owns your own data, which means you use an InternetOS. Blockchain itself is not web3/4/5/X.. Just a part that handles DID and transfers value.
"We ALL do a little bit of crypto trading..." Of course we also all have a Tesla car, a few Rolex watches, a multi-million dollars house, a big boobs wife and two or three 18 yo mistresses... Right? 😂
@@americandingo311 thats right, as you people continue to eat up statist propaganda thats allowed the authoritarians to bleed the people for half a century, to such a degree that despite all the incredible technological progress, there had been ZERO real wage growth for half a century before trump finally came in and did some deregulation and tax breaks... absolute sheep
thats right, as you people continue to eat up statist propaganda thats allowed the authoritarians to bleed the people for half a century, to such a degree that despite all the incredible technological progress, there had been ZERO real wage growth for half a century before trump finally came in and did some deregulation and tax breaks... absolute sheep
Dude, money laundering on the blockchain is the stupidest thing someone can do. All transactions are publicly available, once the funds are changed into USD, authorities can easily find the person.
Ya if I was drinking coffee I'd have spit it out while laughing. Come to think of it I would have spit anything out. Coffee was just an arbitrary thing so I didn't have to go into a long drawn out explaination about nothing. That line was CLASSIC!!!
thats right, as you people continue to eat up statist propaganda thats allowed the authoritarians to bleed the people for half a century, to such a degree that despite all the incredible technological progress, there had been ZERO real wage growth for half a century before trump finally came in and did some deregulation and tax breaks... absolute sheep
"So, I am a ChatGPT prompt engineer. I mess around and trial and error my way through what prompts work and how with a given model. Yes, it is largely a waste of time. Yes, there's no jobs for it. Yes, I do it with datasets that have stolen art assets from creators. No, I don't know what Pytorch is."
Can we all just take a brief moment to appreciate to what great lenghts he goes, just for great youtube content? 😊 Also, keeping this straight face on all the time is a master skill 😮
@@martinwagner4960 lol, CO2 is at a historical lowpoint and near starvation levels... and has little to no correlation withy temperature and a lot with healthy lifeforms keep eating statist propaganda
I can't tell you how much I love this video. I always suspected you were an inside trader, but now I know you do it to give back to the people. You are the Neukölln robin hood!
@@HatTrex yeah, he is, specially when he says that if you do abide by laws and pay taxes you basically become unprofitable, which is also true if you're not in the USA, the land of free (if you are a corporation, people are not free, companies are).
I had to pause so many times just to laugh. Brilliant video. Next time you have to go to an Open Source Conference with Richie Guix or a JS Conference with Jack Borough.
@@perhloRAT Stop being obtuse. It's just better in every way, take whatever metric, boom - it's better. If it's not invented yet and we don't know what it could be, boom - it's in Web3.
To be fair, asking them to describe their company in one word is really hard to answer. It's hard to give a good word that isn't cliche and overdone in this space. That said, it's still hilarious lmao
@@nguyenne21 thats right, as you people continue to eat up statist propaganda thats allowed the authoritarians to bleed the people for half a century, to such a degree that despite all the incredible technological progress, there had been ZERO real wage growth for half a century before trump finally came in and did some deregulation and tax breaks... absolute sheep
Tell me why a while ago I found this guy preaching the benefits of emacs something I had no idea what it was and now I am an addicting to his sense of humour keep up the content it brightens my day
The EU actually has a Web 4.0 strategy. :D Though in the context of the real web, Web 3.0 (aka Semantic Web) and web3 have completely different meanings.
Bro . .this is solid reporting . . . it's not trolling . .it's legit! When you said "...just like Agile" I swear I spit out my drink. I'm part of your tribe my friend.
I'm pretty much a millennial caveman, so i understand less than 10% of anything this guy talks about, but the comedy comes across so clearly! So hilarious and clever dialogue! Thanks for making these!
OMG man that one guy was so shocked by the 1 word description. thats pretty unfair as questions go - so the best option is just to go with your gut and end the awkward silence. Those guys are really trying to do their best but the industry is so difficult / off.
Flamingo man: there are those who pay all the taxes and such, but i think they are unprofitable. So he is implying that Flamingo takes some (illegal) shortcuts. Also, money laundering platform. But he (Flamingo) won't get sued...
Good job, man, some impressive work here. It takes true skill to make fun of cryptobros to their faces without them realizing they are being made fun of.
thats right, as you people continue to eat up statist propaganda thats allowed the authoritarians to bleed the people for half a century, to such a degree that despite all the incredible technological progress, there had been ZERO real wage growth for half a century before trump finally came in and did some deregulation and tax breaks... absolute sheep
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These were all good people. Maybe a little too enthusiastic about Web3. Just how I like it! Also, they made good points beside that. Crypto vs. Blockchain tech. They weren't so funny when we talked about Blockchain tech. Sadly.
However, to all of you making fun of Web4?! Jack Dorsey already announced Web5!
PS: Suing this channel for leaking my interviews.
Hi man. I am the dude you interviewed for flamingo ^^ nice job, had a good laugh. Still hope to have informed you a bit about the future of web3 ;)
web6 when
@@thebluehulkful It's you A hero. Just to verify, remind me why Neo is better than Solana.
The new internet owns your own data, which means you use an InternetOS. Blockchain itself is not web3/4/5/X.. Just a part that handles DID and transfers value.
@@arthurpiminov you won't believe it but web0 is actually a thing
"where people without jobs ask people without companies for jobs"
"We ALL do a little bit of crypto trading..."
Of course we also all have a Tesla car, a few Rolex watches, a multi-million dollars house, a big boobs wife and two or three 18 yo mistresses... Right? 😂
Oh god... I used to be a vendor... the sympathetic pain I just felt at "more exhibitors than participants" was excruciating.
Keep believing bro! He was simply going around the stands while most of the people were at the main talks. So easy.
@@alessandroparma741 Crypto is dead, move on to something real, like rocks (which accidentally have a way better hope of going to the moon than BTC)
"Poochain is a home for all the shitcoins" . Beautiful.
It's scatological poetry...literally.
hilarious. but its a shitty brandname.
Probably the most honest person at that conference. xD
@@ricardomonge2769 pooetry*
Poochain, golden
I’d explain why this is video totally wrong, but my reasons are under an NDA. It’s a real shame honestly.
I should have known this NDA excuse back then, when I was in school and my teacher asked me if I did my homework.
Man needs to learn to speak using "hypotheticals".
"I could tell you why crypto isn't a total scam, but I've been contractually bound to not defend crypto."
Makes sense?
@@americandingo311 thats right, as you people continue to eat up statist propaganda thats allowed the authoritarians to bleed the people for half a century, to such a degree that despite all the incredible technological progress, there had been ZERO real wage growth for half a century before trump finally came in and did some deregulation and tax breaks...
absolute sheep
thats right, as you people continue to eat up statist propaganda thats allowed the authoritarians to bleed the people for half a century, to such a degree that despite all the incredible technological progress, there had been ZERO real wage growth for half a century before trump finally came in and did some deregulation and tax breaks...
absolute sheep
Nooo they leaked my interviews!
This was research for my limited partners.
🧐🧐
🤣
😂
You should release your channel NFT, I'd buy it just so you could rugpull me later.
are you still a junior js dev??
"So it's the perfect platform for money laundering?"
Jesus christ, I was not expecting such a direct response. That gave me a good laugh though.
They know what their clients want so they know how to answer
Dude, money laundering on the blockchain is the stupidest thing someone can do. All transactions are publicly available, once the funds are changed into USD, authorities can easily find the person.
@@robertmazurowski5974 Th point was doing it anonymously.
"but we don't really have any control about it." Tell that to the Feds when they come knocking...
Ya if I was drinking coffee I'd have spit it out while laughing. Come to think of it I would have spit anything out. Coffee was just an arbitrary thing so I didn't have to go into a long drawn out explaination about nothing.
That line was CLASSIC!!!
lol i love how you repeatedly tell him your coin is a classic pump and dump with no utility and the guy is extremely intrigued
He was maybe just trying to be polite, you know, like a woman accepting your calling card without any intention to ever actually call.
As long as he's in the inner circle, fuck yeah!
@@Puschit1 actually if woman takes ur card, its not out of politeness.. women mating strategy is monkey branching
That happens to me all the time...
I mean realistically pumps and dumps are the only way you'll ever manage to make money with crypto so he's got a point
PLEASE go to more conferences, this was hilarious
I can't tell where the satire starts and where it ends, well done :D
it never ends
This episode basically wrote itself. :D
@@DavidPlass with *a lot* of time editing. I mean, the content itself is great, but the editing really makes it shine.
@@Ceelvain for sure.
Story of my life.
Now it is getting serious. With the same iconic poker face.
he was sedated by the tech
thats right, as you people continue to eat up statist propaganda thats allowed the authoritarians to bleed the people for half a century, to such a degree that despite all the incredible technological progress, there had been ZERO real wage growth for half a century before trump finally came in and did some deregulation and tax breaks...
absolute sheep
The man, the myth, the legend. Back with another one!
It would be cool to do that with "AI" guys who started talking about it because of hype but have no clue about value there.
oh hell yeah!
"So, I am a ChatGPT prompt engineer. I mess around and trial and error my way through what prompts work and how with a given model. Yes, it is largely a waste of time. Yes, there's no jobs for it. Yes, I do it with datasets that have stolen art assets from creators. No, I don't know what Pytorch is."
@@jesustyronechrist2330 You'd think this is a joke, but I actually met a "chatgpt prompt engineer" last week.
"Great Opportunities" "Lavarage your potential" "Very optimistic for the near future"
YES PLEASE
That's an amazing new format :-D
Can we all just take a brief moment to appreciate to what great lenghts he goes, just for great youtube content? 😊
Also, keeping this straight face on all the time is a master skill 😮
yeah, carbon emissions alone are insane.
What are you guys talking about? This man is a serious journalist.
@@martinwagner4960 lol, CO2 is at a historical lowpoint and near starvation levels... and has little to no correlation withy temperature and a lot with healthy lifeforms
keep eating statist propaganda
5:49 That scene is just bonkers. He was actually interested in your pump and dump…
I really did not grasp the daily show correspondent potential of your characters until now. 😂
Music choice was *chef’s kiss* too.
"I'm not in it for the money"
"Profit"
Please visit more conferences I'd love to see you at a normal startup conference or something focused on agile 😂
Web 4 is for beginners, i am a web 5 developer
hired
bro, bro you got a bootcamp set up yet?
lol Web5 is what Jack Dorsey is calling Nostr, or as we know it "twitter for bitcoin totally-not-nazi totally-not-pedos"
@@disruptive_innovatorI will setup a Bootcamp once i launch Web 6 but that is still kind of top secret
I can't tell you how much I love this video. I always suspected you were an inside trader, but now I know you do it to give back to the people. You are the Neukölln robin hood!
Simply incredible. I died everytime I heard the jangled flute noise.
that's shittyfluting, there's a whole channel at @shittyflute
Man, thank you for your effort to shine some light into this "business". Kudos.
programmer (masquerading as human) interviews cryptobros (also masquerading as human) and also the bouncer (reference human)
2:48 - Bwahaha - That subtle look at the camera right before he realizes NOT to condone money laundering and insider trading on camera.
The whole crypto/NFT community in a nutshell. Love the variety in formats lately lol
1:54 I love the mess of recording cables on the table.
Hahahaha I didn’t spot that. That’s next level trolling.
This is pretty much exactly what I imagined such an event to be.
Loved that he pointed out that there were more exhibitors than participants.
Yeah it must be true cuz the dude said it. No way your idol could lie.
@@alessandroparma741 are you sure you saw the video?
He literally shows you the empty tables
@@jcruz6888You can just go around the stands while everybody is at key note talks and the place will look empty.
6:10 - Your deadpan delivery is so good he detects zero signs of hidden sarcasm. You kill me man.
Dude was like “yeah paying taxes and abiding by laws is generally seen as important, but what’s really important is making money”
He isn't wrong. You think the very wealthy keep obsessing over laws?
He is kinda of based
crypto bros in a nutshell
@@HatTrex yeah, he is, specially when he says that if you do abide by laws and pay taxes you basically become unprofitable, which is also true if you're not in the USA, the land of free (if you are a corporation, people are not free, companies are).
@@w花b taxes are the theft, not the other way around
I had to pause so many times just to laugh. Brilliant video. Next time you have to go to an Open Source Conference with Richie Guix or a JS Conference with Jack Borough.
I really liked the CTO persona, Azuros Cloudapi.
"You have to do high level testing, low level testing, eye level testing..." :D
"people without a job try to convince poeple without a company to hire them" 😂😂😂
Gotta be one of the funniest videos I've seen in a long time. Deciding to subscribe has never been easier.
Kai does interviews like ALI G
Real
These are grown adults. Can you believe it.
How do they not know what web4 is all about?
Probably they are 5
The correct answer is: "It's like Web3 only much much better in every way".
@@perhloRAT Stop being obtuse. It's just better in every way, take whatever metric, boom - it's better. If it's not invented yet and we don't know what it could be, boom - it's in Web3.
@@perhloRAT My sarcasm is too weak in 2023 apparently.
It’s one more than web3!
Waking up at a Crypto conference is my least favorite fever dream.
squeezing the last satoshis
Ok, that is polite savagery in a new level! love the music!
the bit about the networking corner cracked me up
To be fair, asking them to describe their company in one word is really hard to answer. It's hard to give a good word that isn't cliche and overdone in this space. That said, it's still hilarious lmao
Bro you just explained the joke
one word: SCAM
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@@nguyenne21 thats right, as you people continue to eat up statist propaganda thats allowed the authoritarians to bleed the people for half a century, to such a degree that despite all the incredible technological progress, there had been ZERO real wage growth for half a century before trump finally came in and did some deregulation and tax breaks...
absolute sheep
@@TedThomasTT thats the joke? i thought the joke was this clown doing statist propaganda like a cu\\
This is channel 5 news for devs .... and I love it😂
I used to have an NFT wallet, but then MetaMask rolled out an update..
metamask is the centralized honeypot
Tell me why a while ago I found this guy preaching the benefits of emacs something I had no idea what it was and now I am an addicting to his sense of humour keep up the content it brightens my day
As always: SHOTS FIRED
Adore your content, man, keep it up
man u deserve waaaay more subs. respect from the GNU community
XDC guy seemed pretty genuine to me, even if misguided.
Bullish
WAGMI ser
Absolutely great work! I really look forward to seeing more on this channel :)
Drinking Game: Drink everytime someone uses the term "use-case" to hide that fact that they have absolutely nothing of value to say.
I love this. Hope you do more interview style videos like this.
I liked the break from the format. This was very entertaining, and also very difficult to watch 😂
Is there a coin for agile meetings? So you can really commit to your estimated story points...
NFTs of your sprint board
Baked by the new Proof of Jira algorithm.
Aaah, the good old "I'm under an NDA" excuse.
Now I have an epiphany :
This is GONZO journalism at its best 😍
Love it 🤣
Nice to know that people still know Gonzo Journalism
Fear and loathing at Web3 Berlin ...
@@OneMilianGonzo Grifters are alive and well - you can find them on youtube and twitch
Best video you've done so far, this is great haha
Trust me bro
Where is the first web4 native startup and how to invest in it?
If they are playing along and know about your channel, they are doing a great job.
This is gold
Questions, expressions, and the flute - all on point :)
superb. i have been watching you since beginning. this change in style is nice
I really love this channel. Keep it up Mr. Lentit!
this is one of the greatest videos i've ever seen on youtube
oh man, why was this video unlisted? It was absolutely hilarious.
Bummer. Oh well, I still enjoy the channel 👍
FUCKING HERO 👏🤣
This is top tier content.
"it's literally a pump and dump zero utility" - supreme!!
Yeah! Another truly Awesome video ! LOL! Always improving video after video! Congratulations!
Omg. Pure *gold*
It would be difficult to write comedy this good honestly. Cant believe its real 😄😄😄
NFTs have a use case... Make the money of stupid people evaporate LMAO
"What is web4 about?"
*Goes into deep existential crisis*
The EU actually has a Web 4.0 strategy. :D Though in the context of the real web, Web 3.0 (aka Semantic Web) and web3 have completely different meanings.
New All Gas No Breaks video looking good 👍👍👍
“This guy can buy the entire conference” just hit like a truck because it was in the serious voice.
this is the funniest thing is saw all year!
I like that there was no visible reaction when you mentioned the crisis in El Salvador to the richest dude at the conference.
Bro . .this is solid reporting . . . it's not trolling . .it's legit! When you said "...just like Agile" I swear I spit out my drink. I'm part of your tribe my friend.
genius idea
One of the best videos you've done.
What a truly amazing channel. I wonder how it doesn't have a million yet.
You're like the Sacha Baron Cohen of tech, lol
Freaking amazing. You absolutely nailed it. I want to rent a botnet so I can upvote this a hundred thousand times.
Even if there were no money whatsoever in web3, the prospect of executing code on a decentralized computer is the logical next step of the internet.
This was gold lol your take had me in stitches
God, this is amazing...
Sublime
I'm pretty much a millennial caveman, so i understand less than 10% of anything this guy talks about, but the comedy comes across so clearly! So hilarious and clever dialogue! Thanks for making these!
I'm impressed with your content. I saw a few funny videos but you're really going deep into this. I like it.
Its a meme and a documentary at the same time, all the hype and zero delivering of crypto dev is killing crypto, well done, beautifully done
Actually amazing, hope you got on the bored ape yacht and did more interviews
OMG man that one guy was so shocked by the 1 word description. thats pretty unfair as questions go - so the best option is just to go with your gut and end the awkward silence.
Those guys are really trying to do their best but the industry is so difficult / off.
Concept for this video, on point. Questions, on point. Editing, on point. Audio, hot trash. Thanks for the entertainment, you just got a sub.
What the hell, the troll is unreal and the findings are pure eye opener.
This man is gold, please do more of your craft
I love it. I love it! "What is Web4 all about?" "I... no I dont do this." - too funny. Keep the laughs coming :D
Flying to Neukölln to make fun of web4 is next level comedy.
Tom step aside, another genius is born
Jk Tom, Ur still a genius. Please unlock my workstation now.
I love to see the development World through your eyes, thx for your videos.
Love this content!
Flamingo man: there are those who pay all the taxes and such, but i think they are unprofitable. So he is implying that Flamingo takes some (illegal) shortcuts. Also, money laundering platform. But he (Flamingo) won't get sued...
He is in Norway, after all. Everyone knows Norway is a lawless wasteland! That's where the Vikings are, right?
Go to more of these please!
for the cult-like aesthetics i though it was a rust conference
Good job, man, some impressive work here. It takes true skill to make fun of cryptobros to their faces without them realizing they are being made fun of.
you have to lie to yourself a LOT to be a cryptobro... so that's the least of their concern 🙂
thats right, as you people continue to eat up statist propaganda thats allowed the authoritarians to bleed the people for half a century, to such a degree that despite all the incredible technological progress, there had been ZERO real wage growth for half a century before trump finally came in and did some deregulation and tax breaks...
absolute sheep