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  • @faisalbiniqbal1885
    @faisalbiniqbal1885 4 роки тому +5349

    "I signed up for a car show. Not cookery" - James May, 2019
    James May 2020 - Gets his own cooking show.

  • @somebody7205
    @somebody7205 3 роки тому +1535

    "You can't trust any vehicle that isn't necessarily where it was when you last parked it"
    Words to live by

    • @Hellsong89
      @Hellsong89 3 роки тому +6

      ...So 99,999% of all cars? Only ones that are not on the list are old clunkers that are too worthless in price to get attention to any self respecting car thief, since all those new cars can be stolen and are worth to do it, or simply just roll out of their parking spot due electronic parking brake failing like happened to my mom couple winters ago, where driverless car hit her car on parking lot, and cars that are too complicated/unreliable/personal that only the owner knows how to operate the damn thing, so no high as a kite junkie or asshole teenager can take it to joyride since as example one needs to smack the instrument panel just the right spot to get that one loose connector to jump back in place to it to start and keep running....

    • @kanervatie
      @kanervatie 3 роки тому +64

      @@Hellsong89 So 99% of the time your car is not where you last parked it?

    • @zaynali2403
      @zaynali2403 3 роки тому +28

      @@kanervatie 😂😂I think he has a tesla

    • @floppyphallus4302
      @floppyphallus4302 3 роки тому +4

      Can’t trust an orange challenger either

    • @palecurve
      @palecurve 3 роки тому +6

      @@Hellsong89 I'm sure you're invited to tons of parties.

  • @nrzhfr
    @nrzhfr 4 роки тому +7154

    Truth is, we are here not for a car show, it's for these three blokes.

    • @gromit3315
      @gromit3315 4 роки тому +6

      You must be really desperate if you are a fan of these clowns.

    • @thesillypig785
      @thesillypig785 4 роки тому +547

      @@gromit3315 Go away. Just... go.

    • @bobdole8830
      @bobdole8830 4 роки тому +230

      the fact that top gear is tanking HARD should testify for that

    • @Scienxegenzu
      @Scienxegenzu 4 роки тому +271

      @@gromit3315 your that one loner weirdo kid sitting in the back of the classroom eating a whole turnip raw

    • @tesla_clusterfuck3276
      @tesla_clusterfuck3276 4 роки тому +140

      @@gromit3315 how about some "clowns" are actually funny and people love them. Go watch the new top gear you mediocre person.

  • @maxwellmoore5705
    @maxwellmoore5705 4 роки тому +5057

    This season proves that it was never about the cars; it was about Clarkson, May and Hammond

    • @gabrielgabes5074
      @gabrielgabes5074 4 роки тому +252

      It was always about the trio. The halfwit, The director that says we don’t want to see every little thing that they say or do, he’s so wrong, another reason he’s a halfwit lol we do want to see every bit of it. Just them blabbing about stuff, a 4 hour episode, I would LOVE it

    • @bobdole8830
      @bobdole8830 4 роки тому +3

      duh!

    • @hay7501
      @hay7501 4 роки тому +80

      20% watch for the cars 80% for the dynamic between the 3.

    • @elias_xp95
      @elias_xp95 4 роки тому +24

      @@gabrielgabes5074 They should do a podcast for that exact reason.

    • @KristofferEk
      @KristofferEk 4 роки тому

      and thair comusteble chemestry.

  • @bobdole8830
    @bobdole8830 4 роки тому +2753

    I dont know why this was recommended to me, but I can appreciate that the dutch dont dubb them. Good for you neighbours, good for you!

    • @Brinta3
      @Brinta3 4 роки тому +156

      We don’t dub anything, we use subtitles.
      (Well alright, we do dub films or programmes that are meant for children.)

    • @checkdescriptionordontrepl2897
      @checkdescriptionordontrepl2897 4 роки тому +7

      @@Brinta3 What about lector? Dubbing TV show such as Top Gear seems stupid and obvious to not do that, but I think using lector is the right and most popular choice.

    • @Brinta3
      @Brinta3 4 роки тому +12

      @@checkdescriptionordontrepl2897
      I don’t know what you mean with lector.

    • @checkdescriptionordontrepl2897
      @checkdescriptionordontrepl2897 4 роки тому +4

      @@Brinta3 Lector is like dubbing except you hearth both original sound and voice over.

    • @Brinta3
      @Brinta3 4 роки тому +46

      @@checkdescriptionordontrepl2897
      Right! I truly hate that. Thankfully that is never ever done in the Netherlands. Never!

  • @P_Beard_5961
    @P_Beard_5961 4 роки тому +1810

    James: “I signed up for a car show, not cookery...”
    Amazon: “Oh Cook, the new cooking show from James May”

    • @fpspwny995
      @fpspwny995 4 роки тому +34

      Food Tribe: "Welcome to Sarnies of the 70s!"

    • @MikhaelAhava
      @MikhaelAhava 4 роки тому +3

      Food tribe!

    • @thekitowl
      @thekitowl 4 роки тому +2

      You can bet there won’t be any cars in his new show.

    • @hiddenbutdeadly
      @hiddenbutdeadly 4 роки тому +1

      Dang it you beat me to it :D

    • @fatmunch6318
      @fatmunch6318 4 роки тому +4

      Pimp my beans

  • @LukeSkywalker-fm1dc
    @LukeSkywalker-fm1dc 4 роки тому +987

    "How old is that thing?"
    "James? about 60..."
    Oh, never change.

  • @hankreacts627
    @hankreacts627 3 роки тому +408

    6:19 "You probably don't know this but, Vietnam won."
    Richard, being a proud American: *Visible Confusion*

    • @scadwea9109
      @scadwea9109 3 роки тому +2

      Proud american?

    • @TheMastaria666
      @TheMastaria666 3 роки тому +68

      @@scadwea9109 it's a joke that Hammond acts/thinks like an American, watch a lot more old Top Gear and Grand Tour and you'll notice Hammond's choices in vehicles and other things is fundamentally American.

    • @TheHighSpaceWizard
      @TheHighSpaceWizard 3 роки тому +11

      Hilarious. Hammond is fundamentally an American.

    • @corditesniffer8020
      @corditesniffer8020 2 місяці тому

      You know that the trouble they had in Argentina with that unfortunate coincidental license plate was in the forefront when he brought up if it would be alright to drive an American army patrol boat through Vietnam 😂 but Clarkson is correct in his assessment
      They don’t care because they won the war

  • @bleach12386
    @bleach12386 4 роки тому +725

    "This did not happen in Miami Vice"
    Famous last words of Richard Hammond.

    • @ellenstewart3525
      @ellenstewart3525 4 роки тому +18

      "It's not stormy or anything"
      "REALLY??"
      The Sarcasm killed me.

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 4 роки тому +3

      @@ellenstewart3525 why are you spamming this reply?

    • @Shelove517
      @Shelove517 4 роки тому +2

      Wtf last words?
      You scared me, bro
      I thought Hammond rip
      Don't joke like this anymore 😨

    • @heijimikata7181
      @heijimikata7181 6 місяців тому +1

      @@Shelove517 Nah, “famous last words” is usually just slang for a thing said before some horrible incident happened. If it’s said in the comment section of a fatal or tragic accident, that’s a different ball game entirely.

    • @vincentar123
      @vincentar123 2 місяці тому

      ,zq❤

  • @cueball6969
    @cueball6969 4 роки тому +162

    "There isn't enough water in there to drown a witch"
    Never change Jeremy

  • @KristofferEk
    @KristofferEk 4 роки тому +160

    the fact that Hamond can STAND on the bottom and work on his boat show how low the water really was.

  • @spaceman6215
    @spaceman6215 3 роки тому +129

    I just want to say, despite how daft Clarkson appears and behaves, his knowledge and interest in military history is quite extensive, beyond even knowing about the PBR to quite and extent and the Vietnam war history, he has done multiple documentaries on British WW2 raids as well as an entire history on firearms and their role throughout the worlds militaries.
    Really glad to see him using his money to restore this piece of history.

    • @Georgeionescu205
      @Georgeionescu205 2 роки тому +5

      They are playing a role for tv,its just acting for a tv show

  • @iammole1629
    @iammole1629 3 роки тому +66

    I like how James was the only one that managed to park the boat, despite his boat’s age.

    • @lordpumpkinhead265
      @lordpumpkinhead265 2 роки тому +7

      It's not hard when you don't have a whole lot of power to work with, unlike Clarkson's PBR and Hammond's Scarab, which both have a ridiculous amount of power for Vietnam.

  • @bodenking
    @bodenking 3 роки тому +27

    Hammond standing up in the lake at the end does a fantastic job showing the depth problem

  • @muttproductions2536
    @muttproductions2536 4 роки тому +778

    I should actually say this, for anyone who doesn't know nautical lore. When breaking a bottle over the bow of a new boat, you must make sure it breaks on the first swing. If it doesn't, bad things will follow

    • @GimiBsk
      @GimiBsk 4 роки тому +57

      Probably he intentionally didn’t want to break it, usually he does everything in the opposite way

    • @jameswatkins8174
      @jameswatkins8174 4 роки тому +16

      May is complaining about coocking, meanwhile he has his own coocking show...

    • @zhenjiang9478
      @zhenjiang9478 4 роки тому +12

      Truth is, we are here not for a car show, it's for these three blokes.

    • @chopsuey--
      @chopsuey-- 4 роки тому +31

      Well, he screwed this up and he changed hammond's boat's name which was also a bad omen. And then bad things did follow . So maybe the lore is right

    • @GimiBsk
      @GimiBsk 4 роки тому +3

      @@chopsuey-- or the script said that bad things must happen.. I read somewhere that it’s up to 80% scripted

  • @marcosescobar9330
    @marcosescobar9330 4 роки тому +65

    "VIETNAM WON!"
    I love this show, Jezza is the best.

    • @Chez114
      @Chez114 4 роки тому +5

      I actually love that comment cos stereotypically, most Americans don't know that, and Clarkson is always calling Hammond American. Sorry for explaining something you already knew

    • @the2pages62
      @the2pages62 3 роки тому +1

      America went easy on them. Literally. We shot ourselves in the foot both figuratively and literally in what we could have won in a week. Even at the end they could have leveled all of northern Vietnam if they wanted to.

  • @eduardssvikis
    @eduardssvikis 3 роки тому +10

    The way Mr. May says "Razzle Dazzle" cracks me up every time

  • @roideguzman2293
    @roideguzman2293 4 роки тому +250

    "It's not stormy or anything"
    "REALLY??"
    The Sarcasm killed me.

  • @ericjanke3581
    @ericjanke3581 3 роки тому +29

    I like how they're probably genuinely super pissed being in the rain but they still power through their trademark banter

  • @avarmauk
    @avarmauk 3 роки тому +49

    Watching these three even put a Lego structure together would be comedy gold

    • @cwalke32477
      @cwalke32477 2 роки тому +9

      ...and they did! And it involved trivia questions and vodka shots! Well it was only Hammond and May

    • @avarmauk
      @avarmauk 2 роки тому +4

      @@cwalke32477 ohhh I have to watch that NOW

  • @Vladpryde
    @Vladpryde 4 роки тому +121

    That bottle flying off of the rope was the most Clarkson thing ever. XD

    • @MoosesValley
      @MoosesValley 4 роки тому +4

      Yes, quintessential Clarkson.

    • @jeffreym68
      @jeffreym68 4 роки тому +3

      All I could think about was the bad luck. Then I remembered who I was watching. Bring on the mischief!

  • @MichaelD8393
    @MichaelD8393 3 роки тому +13

    4:44: "STOP MOVING AROUND; I'VE PARKED YOU!!!!" Richard Hammond, 2019 😂

  • @UltimaKeyMaster
    @UltimaKeyMaster 4 роки тому +168

    "I signed up for a car show, not cookery"
    Said the man who post-Grand Tour does random cooking videos.
    The man was foreshadowing.

    • @TTaiiLs
      @TTaiiLs 4 роки тому +1

      Grand tour is over?

    • @frumbo7394
      @frumbo7394 4 роки тому

      @@TTaiiLs sort of

    • @frumbo7394
      @frumbo7394 4 роки тому +1

      @@TTaiiLs they only do specials now and those are on hold due to covid. after the Madagascar special is released there probably won't be new content for years

    • @otherssingpuree1779
      @otherssingpuree1779 4 роки тому

      Even after top gear. Check out jm's unemployment tube.

  • @shaggyrogers2135
    @shaggyrogers2135 3 роки тому +27

    The hilarity of those two riding bikes and shouting things at a motorist is something I think many missed but is actually comedy gold x

  • @faded_ink3545
    @faded_ink3545 3 роки тому +633

    “And it’s not just climate change...it’s also China”.
    Me: “of course”.

    • @chrisevans6548
      @chrisevans6548 3 роки тому +90

      You can blame some of the climate issues on China too since they're one of, if not the biggest producer of greenhouse gases in the world. And no one seems to care. It's far more fashionable to point fingers at England and North America for some reason.

    • @alexstuart1849
      @alexstuart1849 3 роки тому +21

      @@chrisevans6548 thank god, because the west burns more per capita, and a lot of the chinese emissions are to satisfy the demands of the western consumer.

    • @ailo8964
      @ailo8964 3 роки тому +3

      We should ask China for water

    • @bigusdicus7890
      @bigusdicus7890 3 роки тому +52

      @@alexstuart1849 China has over 1 billion people. That pretty much ruins any per capita comparison. If Luxembourg had the biggest emissions people wouldn't like it. Piss off back to the Chinese internet

    • @happyface96
      @happyface96 3 роки тому +19

      Jokes aside it's really sad how greed can really kill something as iconically powerful as the mekong river. I know these 3 guys are jokers and this is a car show, but props to them for bringing this up.

  • @prointernetuser
    @prointernetuser 2 роки тому +17

    One of the best eps I've seen. The last part when all of them, including the crew, were fighting against the waves and shipping containers was frightening.

    • @jensn.1457
      @jensn.1457 2 роки тому

      What episode is it and what season?

    • @prointernetuser
      @prointernetuser 2 роки тому +3

      @@jensn.1457 it's part of the latest season. The title is Seamen, I believe

  • @someguy1728
    @someguy1728 3 роки тому +37

    10:27 Hammond’s laugh sounds like a very sick bird

  • @pete_43299
    @pete_43299 3 роки тому +16

    “It’s not stormy or anything”
    “Oh really?”
    Hilarious 😂

  • @yanzodadon
    @yanzodadon 4 роки тому +569

    Release the Madagascar episode already Amazon

    • @devinrapaport9385
      @devinrapaport9385 4 роки тому +21

      j wanna make sure, there’s only the one episode as if of now in season 4 right? sea men?

    • @ericluck1084
      @ericluck1084 4 роки тому +2

      @@devinrapaport9385 yes

    • @JonD_44
      @JonD_44 4 роки тому +53

      Honestly this whole "it's because of the pandemic" is nonsense now. Top gear have managed to make an entire series, edit them all and have already released it!

    • @antoy384
      @antoy384 4 роки тому +34

      JD They’ll say season 4 is over, they’ll make a big season 5, one episode, on the moon or something, while all we want is 3 blokes babbling around in a tent...

    • @KosmicWolf
      @KosmicWolf 4 роки тому +13

      @@JonD_44 The episode is already done so I don't think they can even say than the pandemic has anything to do with the release of the episode

  • @atarvhegde5210
    @atarvhegde5210 4 роки тому +181

    For the first time in my life...
    I felt Amazon prime is necessary
    Just to watch a show named grand tour...
    The Grand Tour

    • @replynotificationsdisabled
      @replynotificationsdisabled 4 роки тому +1

      Porkys movies are a treat too

    • @JohnBonkll
      @JohnBonkll 4 роки тому +4

      Or download a app called tea tv and get it all free 🤣 prime is only good for next day delivery

    • @atarvhegde5210
      @atarvhegde5210 4 роки тому

      @@JohnBonkll
      Thanks for the suggestion. :)

    • @JohnBonkll
      @JohnBonkll 4 роки тому

      @@atarvhegde5210 no problem even tho I have prime I still watch grand tour on tea tv it's just easier. ✌

    • @replynotificationsdisabled
      @replynotificationsdisabled 4 роки тому +1

      @@JohnBonkll where's it available at?

  • @trakh8909
    @trakh8909 4 роки тому +36

    There are so many places to visit in Cambodia and the people are so welcoming. Thank you so much for coming to my country.

  • @AceEverett
    @AceEverett 4 роки тому +72

    Love the PBR. I think it's quite cool that Jeremy had a replica made and reminded us viewers about a part of history while also being entertaining in their usual fashion. Would never personally pay 100k for one though, lol.

    • @hugostiglitz1816
      @hugostiglitz1816 2 роки тому +5

      To be honest if i was as rich as jeremy i would definitely buy a replica as well.

    • @laurencesnee8362
      @laurencesnee8362 2 роки тому

      If I was on this special, I'd follow Jeremy's book and get a replica WW2 PT boat (small one)

  • @iasonioannes7884
    @iasonioannes7884 4 роки тому +51

    No matter if u don’t like them, they have a bond, it’s quality viewing, and they will be missed when they stop filming, sadly tv programs are on the decline, I’m grateful that these 3 entertaining men have produced some golden moments, enjoying every minute. 💯💎👍

  • @HemtySounds
    @HemtySounds 4 роки тому +153

    1:49
    "He's a halfwit, isn't he?"

    • @gabrielgabes5074
      @gabrielgabes5074 4 роки тому +6

      Specially when he says we don’t want to see everything they do or say. That we don’t want a 3 hour episode, we SO want that

    • @jrbdoebd8553
      @jrbdoebd8553 4 роки тому +1

      This season proves that it was never about the cars; it was about Clarkson, May and Hammond

    • @medyes2337
      @medyes2337 4 роки тому +1

      "I signed up for a car show. Not cookery" - James May, 2019
      James May 2020 - Gets his own cooking show.

    • @AbhyudayaRanglani
      @AbhyudayaRanglani 10 місяців тому +1

      “He’s a halfwit, isn’t he?”
      Arrives in an 80 year old boat

  • @IJIKAI
    @IJIKAI 3 роки тому +9

    As a cambodian i am very happy to see Jeremy, James and Hammond visiting cambodia, Been a big fan of them i'm just very unlucky to meet them.

  • @oriolesBraw
    @oriolesBraw 3 роки тому +15

    The explanation for why he is allowed to drive the boat in Vietnam being that "Vietnam won" is such a hilarious line

  • @williammactavish3913
    @williammactavish3913 4 роки тому +57

    James: "I signed up for a car show .. not cookery .."
    .. "CHEESE"

  • @evangouldtransit
    @evangouldtransit 3 роки тому +5

    9:02 i love it when jeremy mumbles like that its hysterical

  • @chazmichaelmichaels88
    @chazmichaelmichaels88 3 роки тому +15

    I actually REALLY like May's boat. Beautiful wood.

  • @abpdev
    @abpdev 4 роки тому +12

    Jeremy : “ What do you think may will have?”
    Richard: “Sunk”
    🤣🤣

  • @Kingdoperks
    @Kingdoperks 4 роки тому +20

    I can literally watch these three explain the word “The” for 24 hours and still be entertained like a pack of nuts.

    • @pop033jadcaffuh6
      @pop033jadcaffuh6 4 роки тому

      I should actually say this, for anyone who doesn't know nautical lore. When breaking a bottle over the bow of a new boat, you must make sure it breaks on the first swing. If it doesn't, bad things will follow

    • @tushargupta1764
      @tushargupta1764 4 роки тому +2

      @@pop033jadcaffuh6 I saw this exact same comment on this comment section before too.
      Coincidence? I think not.

  • @wardaddy223
    @wardaddy223 3 роки тому +8

    These three taught me to never take life too seriously. Make good friends and have fun! That's all that really matters

  • @zimzimzim8722
    @zimzimzim8722 3 роки тому +5

    These guys are legends! you cant find a trio like these anymore!

  • @jadenkhor
    @jadenkhor Рік тому +5

    “The problem is there isn’t enough water there - to drown a witch.”
    Gotta love that British humour

  • @saaji55
    @saaji55 2 роки тому +13

    Apart of the tri lovely hosts, I salute the production team especially the logistics, man, they got to know local suppliers in almost the whole planet earth!

  • @TheJeffer101
    @TheJeffer101 4 роки тому +320

    May is complaining about coocking, meanwhile he has his own coocking show...

    • @NotDiiZE
      @NotDiiZE 4 роки тому +10

      it's called a script, why he is acting like it. why the are so funny. most things the say is just improvised why it makes them 3 so special and so great :)

    • @msimelelomqikwa1213
      @msimelelomqikwa1213 4 роки тому +7

      Also, that's not what he signed up for here

    • @liamward9691
      @liamward9691 4 роки тому +3

      Con Aire I was waiting for this comment hahaha

    • @neilmurphy845
      @neilmurphy845 4 роки тому +1

      @@NotDiiZE ya that's what makes them so funny and interesting to watch because if they don't have a word that come up with something else to explain it

    • @CobnutVTS
      @CobnutVTS 4 роки тому

      @Con Aire its a play on words since he says oh cock

  • @crazyboythir703
    @crazyboythir703 3 роки тому +19

    I kind of wished that when Clarkson arrived in Vietnam he said “ I heard Saigon is under attack. We’re here to help. What do you mean we’re too late. Wait it’s called what.”

  • @smilypenguin
    @smilypenguin 4 роки тому +17

    James May: "I didn't sign up for cookery"
    Also James May: "Hello I'm James May and I cant cook welcome to my cooking show"

  • @michaelkeaton5394
    @michaelkeaton5394 2 роки тому +4

    10:31 the way he says "boat machine" is hilarious

  • @Kimblesgarage
    @Kimblesgarage 3 роки тому +6

    0:50
    Hammond: "They can sink, cars can't do that."
    Also Hammond, 14 years ago: "OLIVEEEERRRRRRR"

  • @petermarlowe2010
    @petermarlowe2010 4 роки тому +54

    Hey Amazon Prime. Almost a YEAR has passed since this episode was broadcast. Maybe it's time for a second one?

    • @jensonbaker7656
      @jensonbaker7656 4 роки тому +3

      I think Covid stopped them

    • @fedora997
      @fedora997 4 роки тому +6

      @@jensonbaker7656 No, the Madagascar special has been done for done they just need to release it

    • @jensonbaker7656
      @jensonbaker7656 4 роки тому +1

      @@fedora997 oh ok

    • @PrimeVideoNL
      @PrimeVideoNL  4 роки тому +15

      Hang in there just a little bit more, it will be out soon! ua-cam.com/video/RFYrY4_9R_0/v-deo.html

    • @MrNissetuta
      @MrNissetuta 4 роки тому

      So prabably 2 years from recording and+ a Corona virus breake?

  • @icthiolavarunt5363
    @icthiolavarunt5363 4 роки тому +21

    It's amazing how James got the best one for the best price as well. I'd like his boat, especially compared to the other two

    • @gankema1979
      @gankema1979 Рік тому

      He got the worst biat of the 3 of the

  • @LordSpink
    @LordSpink 4 роки тому +316

    Is it normal to have a year gap in between episodes?
    Because getting recommended 'The Grand Tour: Season 4' for the last 360 days straight on amazon for 1 episode I've already seen is kinda irritating.

    • @rice4528
      @rice4528 4 роки тому +49

      Maybe there’s this thing called: Corona

    • @camy205
      @camy205 4 роки тому +5

      New episode dec 18, yup, rona messed everything up

    • @newtonianlaw3249
      @newtonianlaw3249 3 роки тому +21

      SO they are only doing specials now, and I think they wanted to put 2 out a year, but with Covid being a thing, that got kinda fucked up

    • @Waylo2k16
      @Waylo2k16 3 роки тому +4

      Their editor had corona. The editor isnt able to edit if they are in the hospital?

    • @remyllebeau77
      @remyllebeau77 3 роки тому +1

      It's also irritating that Amazon won't let you remove videos and programs from being suggested to you because they'd rather have you waste a ton of time swiping through movies or shows you've already seen or never wanted to watch in the first place, just so you won't notice how pathetically small the available content is.

  • @Emma-ln1fb
    @Emma-ln1fb 3 роки тому +15

    "we did it on horses"
    "oH tHaT wEnT wElL"

  • @gandalf3892
    @gandalf3892 3 роки тому +19

    Honestly you could put these guys in tricycles and they would make a great show

  • @Sulueti
    @Sulueti 3 роки тому +11

    😂 “That’s essentially a kit car ... is it based on the chassis of a beetle or a triumph herald?!” 😂

    • @justas525
      @justas525 6 місяців тому

      With 2.0l pinto engine 😂😂😂

  • @paranoia3608
    @paranoia3608 3 роки тому +25

    "Stop moving! I PARKED YOU!"

  • @lblampsgaming
    @lblampsgaming 4 роки тому +15

    This might be my favorite episode ever.

  • @gavinperry8433
    @gavinperry8433 2 роки тому +5

    10:26 .... the way Hammond laughs 🤣

  • @annadw3986
    @annadw3986 3 роки тому +51

    0:47 hammond : boats can sink cars can't do that
    Me: how does that make sense its more likely for a car to sink in water than a boat

    • @ThMnWthNNm
      @ThMnWthNNm 3 роки тому +1

      And how many times have their cars sank in both Top Gear and The Grand Tour?

    • @SCIFIguy64
      @SCIFIguy64 3 роки тому +1

      Cars don't even go into water, how can they sink?

    • @duongnhdn
      @duongnhdn 3 роки тому +1

      @@SCIFIguy64 Cars in TOp Gear do go into water.

    • @lordpumpkinhead265
      @lordpumpkinhead265 2 роки тому +1

      @@SCIFIguy64 This is Top Gear and The Grand Tour, cars can and will go into water, with expected results.

    • @douglasbullet6456
      @douglasbullet6456 3 місяці тому

      Oliver

  • @abpdev
    @abpdev 4 роки тому +6

    I think after releasing an extended episode after the initial one would be a great idea, 3 or 4 hours long, just to see more of them. I know over a million people will like this.

  • @notafox
    @notafox 3 роки тому +1

    James's boat is just beautiful

  • @jdmaine51084
    @jdmaine51084 3 роки тому +6

    I use that line all the time now. "This is no time for cocking about!!!"

  • @oscarsalazar2166
    @oscarsalazar2166 4 роки тому +9

    "What do you think May will have?"
    "Sunk."

  • @AgentSmith911
    @AgentSmith911 4 роки тому +6

    These three gents together is amazing 😁👍🏻

  • @NorybDrol82
    @NorybDrol82 3 роки тому +2

    Captain Slow captaining the slowest boat. His nickname has never been truer.

  • @jojoduck757
    @jojoduck757 3 роки тому +7

    "It has not rained here for months"
    The rain: BONJOUR

  • @jonathanpalmer228
    @jonathanpalmer228 3 роки тому +1

    This was a treat, I've seen the full special 4 times now.

  • @jwenting
    @jwenting 3 роки тому +5

    "boats can sink, cars can't do that".
    Thinks back to the carboat episodes of ages past...

  • @Creeppersharp
    @Creeppersharp 2 роки тому +1

    I signed up for a car show, but came out to watch these 3 blokes muck about and I haven't been happier with that decision

  • @esacahyadi1415
    @esacahyadi1415 3 роки тому +4

    One of my favorite episodes in The Grand Tour even it’s on boat 👍🏻😁

  • @sonicx059
    @sonicx059 4 роки тому +2

    Omgoodness, I did not realize how much I missed them. TY for uploading this.

  • @wearethemags6613
    @wearethemags6613 4 роки тому +38

    May & Hammond: "we don't like boats".
    They did it TWICE previously on Top Gear without complaining!

    • @elliottvader2377
      @elliottvader2377 4 роки тому +1

      When? They did car boats

    • @jannadrielcervo7753
      @jannadrielcervo7753 4 роки тому +2

      @@elliottvader2377 I think it's the Toyota Hilux boat. An amphibian converted Hilux with a Honda speed boat engine. Also the Vietnam special, they turned their motorcycles into a boat. Also many episodes with races of car vs boat vs public transportation. So I think it also counts. One where James May uses a sailboat against a Toyota Corolla rental car in New Zealand. Also the episode when they use a hovercraft van, or hovervan. Somehow part boat as well I think.

    • @jordanreed7570
      @jordanreed7570 4 роки тому

      @@jannadrielcervo7753 they’ve done a few car vs boats as well where it was just Hammond and may against each other or when those two went against jezza in one of their cars vs public transport

    • @Dentheman1995
      @Dentheman1995 4 роки тому

      @@jordanreed7570 Once Hammond rode his motorcycle against Clarkson in a boat. I don't remember what episode exactly.. something in Italy I think

    • @newestateplumbing6994
      @newestateplumbing6994 4 роки тому

      @@elliottvader2377 also on the two road trip specials Hammond and Clarkson done both specials start with them driving a boat and then they have a separate boat race later on in one of the specials

  • @juanparra6279
    @juanparra6279 3 роки тому +10

    Their boats represent their personalities so well it is scary

    • @mrswimmytanker7422
      @mrswimmytanker7422 3 роки тому +2

      True and the pbr was in this challange the most appropriate boat

  • @malcolmcurtis9786
    @malcolmcurtis9786 4 роки тому +55

    “I can’t park a boat” .No you can’t drive a car neither.lol😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @dsdy1205
    @dsdy1205 3 роки тому +17

    James: "We do things that go on the road!"
    *flashes back to airship carvanning*

  • @Camdem101
    @Camdem101 4 роки тому +7

    "Not cookery"-James May
    Also James May-*starts a cooking show on Amazon*

  • @liolp808
    @liolp808 3 роки тому +2

    That bit where they lash out on the car passing them by cracks me up every time! :D

  • @silicon-28
    @silicon-28 4 роки тому +178

    Drop the madagascar special ALREADY!!!

    • @PhiTonics
      @PhiTonics 4 роки тому +2

      For real, where's our show at Amazon, been sitting in this for over half a year now!

    • @bigmac7228
      @bigmac7228 4 роки тому +6

      Yes amazon give us what we pay you for. Latest series was done LONG ago so Clarkson said

    • @PrimeVideoNL
      @PrimeVideoNL  4 роки тому +34

      Hang in there just a little bit more, it will be out soon! ua-cam.com/video/RFYrY4_9R_0/v-deo.html

    • @the2pages62
      @the2pages62 3 роки тому

      Amazon Prime Video Nederland coulda done better honestly. Finale was a little weak and the story was far too aimless and scripted

    • @silicon-28
      @silicon-28 3 роки тому

      My guess would be,It wasn't a planned finale rather it just became one due to circumstances

  • @gundamzing
    @gundamzing Рік тому +1

    "Venice doesn't call itself 'the Birmingham of the South'..."
    "There isn't enough water in there to drown a witch."
    😂😂😂😂

  • @anthonyadam8286
    @anthonyadam8286 4 роки тому +6

    I love how these guys are just in t shirts with no life jackets on😅😅

  • @Whatevertv42
    @Whatevertv42 3 роки тому +5

    I'll give Clarkson this, he probably would've spent way more on a real one, and it would've had so many problems. He was smart to build one from scratch.

  • @NovaScotiaOutdoorAdventures

    3rd boat is just beautiful ! Love it

  • @AnthroGearhead
    @AnthroGearhead 4 роки тому +5

    Scara boat: *gently floats away uwu*
    Richard: STOP MOVING IM TRYING TO PARK YOU !
    Scara boat: >:(

  • @ShisuiUchiha-hr9bk
    @ShisuiUchiha-hr9bk 4 роки тому +1

    Welcome to Cambodian jeremy clackson James may and Richard hammon I love u guy big heart from Cambodia ❤️❤️❤️

  • @jonmusicia2595
    @jonmusicia2595 3 роки тому +9

    From what I've heard this episode was so hazardous that Richard Hammond's wife filed for divorce because she was terrified for him she legitimately thought he was going to die and the sad part is he didn't tell her he was doing this, she found out when this episode came out.

    • @SR-zp4je
      @SR-zp4je 3 роки тому +1

      They divorced in like 2014 ish dude. Jeremy was dating Lisa by this point.

    • @jonmusicia2595
      @jonmusicia2595 3 роки тому +2

      @@SR-zp4je sorry I ment Richard Hammond i typed wrong name.

    • @GoldenEDM_2018
      @GoldenEDM_2018 3 місяці тому

      I do not think that is true. It's all just silly words on my screen anyway. I don't even know if these letters and sentences I'm typing are leaving my computer.

    • @jonmusicia2595
      @jonmusicia2595 3 місяці тому

      They are. I'm not sure if you're alright, but they are don't worry.

  • @yaser5133
    @yaser5133 4 роки тому +1

    FAVOURITE EPISODE OF ALL TIME

  • @maarten6884
    @maarten6884 4 роки тому +20

    "I was looking forward to unleashing some speed and power"

  • @ThelouwseFD
    @ThelouwseFD 3 роки тому +1

    I love these three old men way too much

  • @ItsSpeltChayce
    @ItsSpeltChayce 5 місяців тому

    This is one of my all time favourite specials on the grand tour/top gear.

  • @Imus-Kammer
    @Imus-Kammer 4 роки тому +16

    1:06 "Let's not get bogged down with your prejudices"

  • @country18lover
    @country18lover 3 роки тому

    That third boat is my favorite it is beautiful!!!! wow. Have to say Mays boat is the pretties by far!!!

  • @kahlaarabbani2907
    @kahlaarabbani2907 3 роки тому +3

    James: "I didn't sign up for cooking"
    also James " C H E E S E"

  • @Niemri
    @Niemri 6 місяців тому

    James’ boat is honestly beautiful, they don’t make them like they used to

  • @gerrievanboven3449
    @gerrievanboven3449 4 роки тому +7

    10:47 “thank you”😂

  • @Its_Me_Romano
    @Its_Me_Romano 4 роки тому +48

    Is toch mooi dat Jeremy ook echt nog een Amerikaanse River Patrol Boat uit de Vietnam War heeft weten te bemachtigen voor dit avontuur😂

    • @gankema1979
      @gankema1979 Рік тому +2

      Laten bouwen bedoel je

    • @Crediu
      @Crediu Рік тому +1

      what language are you speaking?

    • @psychonauticker
      @psychonauticker Рік тому

      ​@@Crediuthey speak durch (nederlands)

    • @jellewentink928
      @jellewentink928 Рік тому +1

      @@CrediuHe is speaking Dutch: “It’s awesome that Jeremy managed to aquire an American River Patrol Boat from the Vietnam war for this adventure.”

    • @Crediu
      @Crediu Рік тому +1

      @@jellewentink928 oh i thought it was some African language

  • @bagely_
    @bagely_ 4 роки тому +4

    I thought when they said: ‘What do you think may will have?’
    I thought they said ‘some - bit of luck’
    But that and ‘sunk’ is still great

  • @nothsim
    @nothsim 4 роки тому +35

    I signed up Amazon for this show and all I get is reruns.

  • @davidenko2468
    @davidenko2468 4 роки тому +1

    Love these 3 legends

  • @Racc00nerning
    @Racc00nerning 3 роки тому +8

    6:22 Hammond can't believe that Vietnam won