Jeremy Clarkson Crashes to escape a 'Shark' | The Grand Tour | Amazon Prime Video NL
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- Опубліковано 14 бер 2021
- Jeremy Clarkson crashed his boat on land while imitating an old war boat technique. Unfortunately, this did not go smoothly ... Locals had to step in to free him. Watch The Grand Tour on Prime Video! Subscribe! ⇨ bit.ly/3jR2AGR
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What if Hammond used an electric boat?
There would’ve been electrictrocutions.
Then he would crash
He whould have crashed it
@woody Vallallellalunga I agree. Used to love the guy bet he really is an asshole.
He would crash it in an upstream race after the finish line
When Jeremy goes into story telling mode... just soooooo good!
Except most of it is bollocks. Especially in this episode. It's vile and at best "limited".
He is quite the historian at points
@@matt_cummins28 Every party needs a pooper thats why they invited you~
Party Pooper~
Party Pooper~
his done few legit history tv episodes, can find here in yt!
@@matt_cummins28 shut up
The fact that Richard said " i didn't sign in for boats" and then go on to mend his essentially a very sophisticated boat multiple times all by himself is very very astonishing.
Well, he does have a history of repairing critical malfunctions in vehicles. Both Botswana and Source of the Nile specials, Race to Mexican border and some more
He's the most practical of the three
It's amazing how resourceful a person can become to keep from sinking!
Just him and the Amazon back up crew of mechanics. Not knocking his engineering skills but this is entertainment not a serious documentary.
He can do cars, and believe it or not - boats are actually much simpler mechanically.
This is pure entertainment. Education, joy, easy to watch. Keeping that old school quality entertainment alive.
Didn't ask
@@GlasNaRokMMA are all your comments just didn't ask?
@@magmaticchunk7769 didn't ask mate
@@GlasNaRokMMA well no shit you didn't ask
its time for bed grandpa
There were some schoolchildren swimming. Some of them were ginger...
😂😂🤣😂
Nice reference from that BMW crash.
Some were disabled.
Orphan schoolchildren GINGER... I had to crash I could never hit them 😔😔
Didn't ask g
I love how this show always teaches us more about the world around us. I have learned so much about history, culture, and Clarkson's unyielding genius.
In all seriousness, I learned more about Vietnam and the war from what little Clarkson talked about it during this special than I did during my entire time in school. Mostly a failure of the US education system, but also shows that despite the show mostly being about three friends going on trips in expensive vehicles, it does have more to it at times.
Too bad Clarkson, is a racist to the core. Set you standards high.
@@zachtavaris5378 everyone's a little racist let's be honest.
@@palmeristo no lol
@@zachtavaris5378 then why are you even watching these videos
I'm a vietnamese and yes we are quite proud. Perhaps our ingenuity came from the desire and yearning for peace and independence during these terrible wars. We were basically pulling the "desperate times call for desperate measures" and some definitely worked as you can see in this video haha
Also, We are also quite happy NOT to be participated in any wars anymore. Vietnam has been torn by wars for over a thousand years starting with the Chinese, then French, then Japanese, then the US, then the Chinese again . Yikes, We're done. We just wanna live in peace and be friends with everyone else in the world and we also hope for a peaceful earth and everyone to stop fighting each others. Who knows when a comet gonna come smashing into this planet and we'll all be nothing but just space memories :) so let's live in peace and harmony, eat good food, drink good spirits, and help and love each other!
I'm ex Royal Navy and have been to many places in this world, but Vietnam is the most beautiful, friendly and safest of all I've visited. I can't wait to return. Much love from Scotland xx
How’s the Chinese claiming your sea?
Pretty much just like every other nation tbh
Everyone's sick of wars and politics
Amen to that brother.Vietnam people I have met here in New Zealand are the nicest.
"Over 100 years with the French" yikes, is that the official Party propaganda?
We invested Vietnam after the Chinese invaded by the request of the then Vietnamese rulers. It wasn't uncommon at the time. Korea asked for Russian protectorate against Japan. Britain pretty much treated China as a colony.
We also developed your country a lot and despite all the BS about "stealing your resources", a huge amount of the modernisation of Vietnam happened under the French. Roads, factories, lots of your more famous buildings came from the colonial era, as far as I know you're not about to knock those down because they're "colonial".
You eventually fought us off and took your independence properly (then the Chinese tried to take over and the Americans and you had them get out too), and I respect that, the Vietnamese are a strong people. But please stop with the whole "100 years of war" thing, it's ridiculous. You may not have wanted us as rulers but you certainly profited a lot from it, and you still profit from it. Alphabet, buildings, roads, infrastructures in general, and so on. I'm tired of colonies that ended up under socialist or communist regimes after independence and ended up being told by their governments that everything wrong with their country came from the colonizer.
they went to Vietnam twice and both times without cars. and yet those two specials are amongst the best specials they ever made. for me TG Vietnam is Top3 special, and this one i enjoyed very much as well. i dont even know why.
I’ve watched this special like 10 times. It’s not the cars that make this show great, it’s these three and learning about different cultures.
yup ! in my mind its the best of the best!
The scenery of Vietnam during their two visits awesome. Especially the moped/motorcycle special with their authentically custom made suits.
"You could plant Richard Hammond and in the morning, he'd be 3 feet taller" Gets me everytime. Lol
If you where to plant Richard underground he would die my guy.
That camera work at 3:30 is spot on. Amazing scenery with the boat effortlessly cutting through the water. Beautiful
Seamless transition
"the camera crew tried to pull me off"- Jeremy Clarkson
Was searching for a comment to see if I was the only one reacting to this haha
If I have a boat, I'd gladly name her Jizzle Drizzle
This is why you don't own a boat.
@@GlasNaRokMMA 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 i almost dropped my phone.
Perhaps it sank. If you catch my drift.
emil
It’s ironic the refueling boat basically works exactly the same as Richard and May’s highway refueling car.
*Without the explosions
This was one of my favourite from Grand Tour, and Top Gear. Absolutely brilliant.
So you're saying you love seamen?
@@Tumbleflop lmao
“It’s because we hadn’t counted on the ingenuity of the locals, who decided to pull the boat from the front.”
Or maybe it’s that the locals actually understand the laws of physics
I thought the same, but the Vietnamese are still some of the most practical people on the planet to be able to do what they’ve done
What do you think "ingenuity" means?
Probably they deal with this on a weekly basis so for them it's common sense.
Its an example of street smarts vs book smarts.
Some people really don't have common sense..
I know nothing about boats, could someone explain why it only worked when pulled by the front?
No Cars and still better than the Madagascar Episode imo. Hopefully the Scotland one would be well made like this.
I liked the Madagascar episode. Just wished they did the same thing with races, First to point B from point A over a 1000 miles and such. Instead of the treasure hunt
@@ken.95 I liked it as well. But comparing this right here and their usual "Specials", that was not upto the mark and felt way too scripted. I mean, right from the start we knew they ain't gonna find any treasure or whatever and then was there any twist at the end ? No. Either way, like i said, liked it. But not as much as others including this one.
I'm looking forward for the Russia episode.
@@saamz5992 I gotta say, I quite liked it if only for the fact that James and his car went through mountains of shit and got out the other side. We've seen James struggle before but this was just insane! The way Hammond butchered his poor car was unfortunate though. Jeremy's car was great. If you forget the treasure hunt, what remained was three old blokes riding in shitty conditions and lovingly hating on each other, which is what I'm watching for! I do get your point, though. Many specials had more to offer but the trio really is getting old..
@@inflatablewolfie I agree with your perspective as well. Them together sitting and chatting about cars alone would do for us. And nah.. they still can do it 😆 despite their age all you need to give 'em is a lil bit of a 🥃😂 and hopefully Scotland Special would be a much better one. 🤞🏼
The PBR should’ve been fitted with several loudspeakers and Fortunate Son played repeatedly as loud as humanly possible
His is a reconstruction of one, actual battle ready pbrs of the era did indeed have fortunate son outfitted and ready to go
It might stir the old AKs and RPGs by the riverways.
fortunate son isnt a pro war song
@@paramjeetsolanki
It was such a great anti-war song that it dropped off the end of the register and looped around as a whole war anthem.
I wonder how many PBRs are just below the surface of the water Jezza was speeding over.
The Viets are Geniuses, I was in a Boat in the same area in 1993, one of the main bearings seized, the crew proceeded to strip the old Soviet engine & found the problem bearing in the crank, they then made a new one using a Coconut, 2 hours later we were underway & it was like brand new. Due to the US imposed embargo on Vietnam, there was a severe shortage of spare parts, amazing people.
The Mongolia special and this one were some of the best things they’ve ever done.
Utterly wonderful and watchable
I love how he sarcastically makes fun of the Americans
Truee
@Ken Norcott Most Americans would kick your ass in hand to hand, deal with it.
@@GeorgeFlippin mot really, unless being suffocated by body fat is considered hand to hand
@@theimperialfistsspacemarin3050 Brits are pretty fat too. Its all that deep fried fish and beer...
@@NotKimiRaikkonen not really, we are pretty healtg consious and itll be tough to find someone whos fat under the age of 45
"from this environmentally friendly boat" cracks me up everytime
The fact that they still use Red alert 3 soundtrack in their clips XD
"My expensive Bell Ross is all fogged up! That's going back!" :D Typical James May :)
The camaraderie and chemistry between the three characters is fantastic.
"At first a camera crew tried to pull me off"
Typical Clarkson
Most ships are registered in Panama, just like most 18 wheelers in the US are registered in Indiana. It’s just cheaper to register in those places, and benefits are much better.
I feel like Clarkson would be amazing to have as an uncle or something.
He had some genuine fear in his eyes once the boat jumped it's course lol
2:04 Nice shot of those flowers on top the towers
😂
🙃😤🙃😂
yeah 😆🤣😂😹😆🤣😂😹😆🤣😂😹😆🤣😂😹😆🤣😂😹😆🤣😂😹😆🤣. so funny 🤣😆😄😂🙄😅🤣😆😄😂🙄😅🤣😆😄😂🙄 now what?
I thought those were some wonderful windmills!
I loved this one honestly, Vietnam is so beautiful and its people are a testament to strong will and fortitude.
If Jeremy taught history lessons I would learn very quickly and easily
His Moses story in Clarkson's Farm is Jenius.
if you like your history lessons to be biased towards British colonialism and glorifying the west, then yes, his history lessons are good
3:50
That joke on hammend completely killed me loooool.
Can we have another boat special please! ❤️
Anything: *exists*
Clarkson: Anyway, I started making a war reference
Lol, nailed him in a nutshell, lol. 👍
Good thing he saved those “schoolchildren”
the day these three left top gear was the day top gear died
Yeah but what use is it still saying that six years on?
@@Munkenba it’s worth reinforcing
Nothing Gold can stay
Oh my goodness me Jeremy, how dramatic. You are the man. Love from South Africa 🇿🇦
What's crazy is that they were most likely teenagers. You had to sign your draft card when you turned 18 back then
And still today. It’s a federal crime if you don’t, unless you have a disability
I've always found it interesting that the drafts of Vietnam were so controversial when 2/3 of the American troops in Vietnam volunteered, whereas 2/3 of the American troops in WW2 were drafted into much worse conditions and nobody cares. It's remarkable how drastically the perception of war changed after Vietnam when the general public got to see it in a way they previously never had.
@@eazyv2069 honestly it's probably because we lost Vietnam but one world war II.
@@blist8329 I suspect it has more to do with the much more political nature of Vietnam. It was a game for the media to represent Vietnam with certain spins because they had so much more footage readily available and it was an exceptionally political war. It seems like most people today have forgotten the wider context of Vietnam, that is to say the US' mission statement of assisting bastions against the global spread of Communism. If preventing the establishment of a European superstate hadn't been such an obvious goal to pursue with WW2 and they had the film tech of Vietnam to record it, the US very well might have backed out of WW2 from public backlash too when they started showing footage of some of the staggeringly brutal conditions American soldiers died in like Italy.
I looked up that James E Williams guy, his story is epic, he was in the Korean war before Vietnam, & trained US Marshals after, this guy did not do retirement at all.
Mays face said it all when he first saw it. And his response was that of a man who has seen this so many times before from Clarkson that his voice is the same as what my teachers used to say to me when i haven't bothered with homework. The sense of frustration and yet not surprised with a alight wiff of sarcasm.
"Vietnam number 1" is their main dailogue in PUBGM.
lol
😂
"The camera crew tried to pull me off" lol
Thought no one else noticed 🤣
@@mattnewport8517 like Thor, when talking about his hammer in Ragnarok
Why couldn't the camera crew pull him off? Because they didn't have a 'tug'-boat.
6:57 Jezza’s guide on how to become a “sniper’s nightmare” to a sniper’s target in 5 seconds 😂😂😂
Seriously love these specials!
southeast asian countries fighting wars without conventional weapons at their arsenals... yet winning war by just pure patriotism and love for the country
Only Vietnam.
Also Philippine.
You can include Indonesian and Timor Leste if you want to.
The other SEA nation never wagging war to their "master" to the death.
Please come back soon Grand Tour we love you ✌️💜 ty Amazon 🤪
ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT seen this episode and it was fantastic 👍🥰 love the guys there all brilliant 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
What a piece of kit that PBR is, wicked thing
I was there in 69
Just, 5 clicks down from where Jeremy was.
Word came down from top brass to make the enemy disappear.
They were just kids!!
My god! I still have nightmares
an order is an order .....is what th germans said
@@trevorbrianhassell 😂😂
Joel Brown, RIVDIV 514 sailor 1969, CTF 116 - glad to see you still kicken around. maybe we can communicate somehow. I live in israel now. Jeremey clarkson thanks for the memories.
@@trevorbrianhassell "I was just obeying orders".
It didn't work at Nuremburg
May with the hawker hurricane shirt! love it!
I’m on love with this iconic boat, ❤️❤️❤️
I love the sound of james's boat 🤤
It reminds me of the Orca as it's dying and Quint refuses to ease up on it, giving it more throttle till it finally dies.
It's probably a good reason why Clarkson not going to Vietnam War
History the British did not fight in Vietnam with the U.S.
@@cliffbird7983 I wonder if that has any connection to us staying out of the Falklands conflict
that wooden boat is the coolest imo
7.27...."How have you done that" kills me dead but left me breathing.
It was also known as the "Forest of Assassins." The name was derived from a misinterpretation of the Vietnamese word Sát to mean "assassin".
Rockstar was clearly interested in that boat. Particularly the one with all the guns on it.
You can currently buy one in GTA online.
@@Notinservice420 I have one it doesn’t seem the best purchase I made in the game
@@beastwolf6600 I figured as much. But with Cayo Perico there’s enough money to waste on stupid purchases.
@@Notinservice420 that there is
Man... I wish I had a PBR... It is the coolest boat.
I really liked this boating episode. I actually preferred it to the usual car episodes, believe it or not
plz. tell me exact sesion & episode of it
@@CarrotStick2165 thanx bro..
Who else want them back with TOP GEAR?
I miss it a LOT!
Love the air-con on Jeremy’s PBR!
Jeremy u are a true entertainer bro.... Love you man
In the Netherlands we call people like Jeremy maniacs
Gekke henkie mayonaise
Atleast the 🚸 are fine
Jeremy choose the right boat... River Patrol Boat is so iconic that identifies with Vietnam. Reminds me of Apocalypse Now movie.
A lot of fans of Top gear/ Grand Tour, don't know that Jezza has done several history documentaries. He is a great narrator.
Jeremy is the last person I would expect to wear a Ché the communist shirt
Jeremy, James and Richard. What silly boys they are, and of course like the goody's, 3 English lads let to run free. There will always be an England , ALWAYS.
Allah allowing.
@@gordondean2165 There is only one great Architect, so call it what ever you want.
Will be there another episodes of the grand tour?
Portable AC unit on Clarkson’s boat.. wouldn’t expect anything less 😂
So Jeremy the camera crew tried to pull you off and not one of the producer's is that why you don't like them.
*I DON'T KNOW WHO NEEDS TO THIS, YOU'VE GOT TO STOP SAVING MONEY TO BUY LUXURIOUS AND EXOTIC CARS, INVEST YOUR MONEY WISELY TO GET RICHER, BUY CRYPTOCURRENCIES, STOCKS AND SO MANY OTHERS IF YOU REALLY WANT FINANCIAL SUCCESS.*.
You're right ma,
that's why I have to start forex trading 2months ago, now am making constant profit from it .
Natural, there’s a lot of math involved in forex trading,
but this is often presented in forms of daunting technical charts, indicators, patterns.
Trading systems allow you to limit the factor of emotional influence on decision-making,
What “air filter” would you be replacing?
That scene almost killed me the first couple of times! I had a headache from laughing so hard.
het was geen crash met een haai! maar een boei.... duidelijk te zien
Dit was sarkasties bedoel... Dus aanhalingstekens om die woord haai.
In the words of Richard Hammond:.....wot?😅
James boat is honestly the best, a nice slow boat, a nice little cruiser
James' boat sounds like Sebulba's pod racer lol
7:45 I didn’t know it was that type of show 😂😂😂
This was a great episode. More like this!
That PBR is Gorgeous.
Always wished we got to see the cabins on each of their boats
when the new episode will come?
U are amazing guys & friends.👍🍀⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
I wish they would do build videos... like Jeremy's boat in this episode and his bentley in the Madagascar episode.
5:59
war thunder players: there’s nothing wrong with that
2021 and people still watch this ...
I know it wasn't cars but it was a bloody good episode.
8:39 The first I have heard Jeremy Clarkson say genius without referring to himself. 🤣🤣🤣
Bahahaha! Jeremy, i gut myself everytime i see you beach your propelled whirlpool. Love you guys!
Jezza needs to do more documentaries
the look on his eyes when he said OH shit as the land is coming up fast lol
Clarkson would be great at documentary voice overs
He has the cookisland flag on his boat💙💯☀️🌴🇨🇰🇨🇰🇨🇰
Clarkson: Runs aground
"I stubbed My Tho"
Just some middle aged men having real fun. Now this is entertainment
pls Which episode is this???
The Birma Thailand Special was outrageous
Ironically TG Vietnam has been one of if not the best showcase for Vietnam there ever was, even beating the hundreds of tourisms shows done on it
Great video as always