The Grand Tour - Funniest Moments from Season 3

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  • @Ben-R-Warwick
    @Ben-R-Warwick Рік тому +1344

    that mongolia episode had the most genuine banter and laughs of any show the trio have made IMO

    • @S500-
      @S500- Рік тому +43

      I Disagree , You Forget Africa Special And US and Vietnam , Those are Real Gems, Greatest Shows .

    • @commietearsdrinker
      @commietearsdrinker Рік тому +13

      Bolivia and Argentina are close together on that.

    • @grumpletybooeg3338
      @grumpletybooeg3338 Рік тому +9

      @@S500- Africa is a good shout

    • @lubormrazek5545
      @lubormrazek5545 Рік тому

      still gotta watch vietnam htanks for reminding me@@S500-

    • @hisholinesslordpotato
      @hisholinesslordpotato Рік тому +8

      ​@@grumpletybooeg3338 yeah Africa one was unhinged

  • @novitzmann2579
    @novitzmann2579 Рік тому +1427

    Allright now I get it ..I get why I loved this trio for years. A friendship in the best and funny way. Top gear - grand tour with them is just a show about friends. You simply cant change the team.

    • @PetrolHeadBrasil
      @PetrolHeadBrasil Рік тому +15

      NOW you realized that?!

    • @jackdoesengineering2309
      @jackdoesengineering2309 Рік тому +17

      That is just the most inciteful comment. Yes, you are right. It was never all about the cars, should've been obvious but to so many. Me included, it wasn't.

    • @kingjulian1549
      @kingjulian1549 Рік тому +6

      @@jackdoesengineering2309 - good chemistry between presenters is such an elusive thing. They truly are a one of a kind.

    • @GrumpyGrover
      @GrumpyGrover Рік тому +4

      friends that genuinely hate each other at times 🤣

    • @zic3le583
      @zic3le583 6 місяців тому +2

      @@GrumpyGroverThat’s how a real friendship works lol

  • @yiannispapasavvas197
    @yiannispapasavvas197 Рік тому +2464

    James: "That's a pervert camera"
    Jeremy :"No it's a Daily Mail camera"
    James: "That's exactly what I meant"
    Is one of James's most underrated jokes 1:35
    😂

    • @Royal__Kitsune
      @Royal__Kitsune Рік тому +56

      how jeremy didnt react to that joke i'll never know, it was hilarious

    • @TheBeatlesShow
      @TheBeatlesShow Рік тому +29

      That's why James is the smartest of the three. He doesn't read the Daily Mail

    • @tonisnooker
      @tonisnooker 7 місяців тому +4

      @@Royal__Kitsune Hammond semi-registered it

  • @crusaderguy1817
    @crusaderguy1817 Рік тому +479

    "dab on it wagwam" "they're bad whips" I fucking passed away ☠

    • @BirchleighYT
      @BirchleighYT 8 місяців тому +12

      🫳🫳

    • @SuperPerry1000
      @SuperPerry1000 5 місяців тому +2

      I was just sick. -_-

    • @rawhidelamp
      @rawhidelamp 5 місяців тому +17

      @@BirchleighYT I speak the… language of the millenial.
      See Hammond and May wont be able to do that because theyre in a Ford and Toyota

    • @CaptainAMAZINGGG
      @CaptainAMAZINGGG 3 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Kanak_Bodkhe
    @Kanak_Bodkhe Рік тому +325

    5:05 i really love this trio, even in the worst possible weather , they are still laughing as best friends

  • @rndmzr153
    @rndmzr153 Рік тому +517

    At 2:53 if you listen very closely you can actually hear Jeremy's swearing uncensored, because he was so loud it got picked up by Hammond's microphone

    • @debasistripathy76
      @debasistripathy76 Рік тому +57

      you've reversed into the sports lorry.

    • @themuffincat
      @themuffincat Рік тому

      @@debasistripathy76 *HAMMOND* *YOU* *BLITHERING* *IDIOT* *YOUVE* *REVERSED* *INTO* *THE* *SPORTS* *LORRY*

    • @jimmyreece5781
      @jimmyreece5781 Рік тому +23

      It's censored and it's loud.

    • @SoybeanAK
      @SoybeanAK Рік тому +8

      Is that actually the echo getting picked up off the trees?

    • @whitemoonwolf13
      @whitemoonwolf13 Рік тому +24

      @@SoybeanAK it is and that makes it even better

  • @NJEllxo
    @NJEllxo Рік тому +359

    “I’ve broken Stalin’s house” is a sentence I never thought I’d hear or laugh so hard at in my lifetime… but I’m glad it came from the legend that is James May 🙌🏻😂

  • @TheGrenadier97
    @TheGrenadier97 Рік тому +366

    It's amazing how they kept the same friendship through the years. Great for us viewers too

    • @nikostalk5730
      @nikostalk5730 Рік тому +1

      money and scenario, nothing more

    • @ripvanwinkle2002
      @ripvanwinkle2002 Рік тому

      @@nikostalk5730 LMAO wishful thinking
      cri moar hater LOL

    • @bollemann2582
      @bollemann2582 Рік тому +18

      @@nikostalk5730Could also be that maybe, just maybe they enjoy each others company😱

  • @DrewSavo
    @DrewSavo Рік тому +443

    6:12 this is without doubt the most iconic clip from the 3rd season. I’ve lost the feeling in my legs laughing at the joke.

    • @flomoose7315
      @flomoose7315 Рік тому +6

      I’ve looked at this for soo many times and still I don’t get this joke🥴😂😂

    • @OfficerBaron
      @OfficerBaron Рік тому +58

      He’s implying it’s not the driver’s seat that is put in as standard

    • @Clarity_Control
      @Clarity_Control Рік тому

      @@flomoose7315
      It won’t be funny when we’re forced to explain to your dumb ass

    • @bradwart
      @bradwart Рік тому +68

      @@flomoose7315 he’s referencing the “which arm have you broken?” comment Hammond made in S2

    • @flomoose7315
      @flomoose7315 Рік тому +6

      @@OfficerBaron ok. Maybe the joke is just not my cup of tea😂… I thought it was like that, but I didn’t think it was funny😅

  • @yashirobe918
    @yashirobe918 Рік тому +144

    "Which seat do they put in as standard?" has "Which arm have you broken?" energy

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia 11 місяців тому +42

    Whenever Jeremy yells HAMMOND!!!! is always a good laugh.

    • @NickJohnCoop
      @NickJohnCoop 7 днів тому

      And when May screams " CLARKSON! " You can feel the malice in it.

  • @alertedcoyote7892
    @alertedcoyote7892 Рік тому +63

    7:14 is easily my favourite
    "That's because you'd already started them" is just so brilliant

  • @etking9154
    @etking9154 Рік тому +176

    "Jesus, im going to the gulag" 😂😂

  • @samuelfawell9159
    @samuelfawell9159 Рік тому +30

    5:00
    This is why these three are so beloved, for just moments like that

  • @mrmcllama0322
    @mrmcllama0322 Рік тому +73

    4:15 is one of the funniest bits in the show they only mention them doing it once but every morning you can see James looking at his car confused

  • @soundwavegamer2321
    @soundwavegamer2321 Рік тому +218

    2:03 did anyone else realize that May proved after so many years that he could drive a car in a sleeping bag.

  • @ORM01
    @ORM01 Рік тому +152

    12:19 one of the best quotes

  • @renz1013
    @renz1013 Рік тому +126

    "My lego!" Dude I can feel that

    • @joshslater2426
      @joshslater2426 Рік тому +10

      As a major Lego enthusiast who has dropped a few models. I felt May’s pain.

  • @alexanderchippel
    @alexanderchippel 2 місяці тому +60

    When his mother was dying, Stalin visited her and told her "I'm like a Tsar. I'm the most powerful man in the world" to which she replied "You should've been a priest instead."

  • @milito22510
    @milito22510 Рік тому +62

    13:13 ... And that's the world's greenest windscreen

  • @auburnltl7452
    @auburnltl7452 Рік тому +81

    “I’ve broken Stalin’s house”
    I don’t think those words have ever been uttered in human history before that.

  • @gBORG69_
    @gBORG69_ Рік тому +22

    James really is the funniest of the trio. His quips and comebacks are instant. Too good

  • @Marvis1
    @Marvis1 Рік тому +67

    Always loved when they included the crew or part of it, they also contributed to make it funnier

  • @michaelkowal3230
    @michaelkowal3230 Рік тому +48

    11:49 One of the funniest insults

  • @ginganinja0636
    @ginganinja0636 Рік тому +36

    2:03 *pure silence*
    "Let's sing a song."
    "NO."

  • @AllenGarcia-wc3qu
    @AllenGarcia-wc3qu Рік тому +86

    3:59 is the best part I couldn't stop laughing

    • @fidan2fast
      @fidan2fast 6 місяців тому +1

      You Muppet... I love how James always has the most British insults 😂

  • @BigMacDaddy
    @BigMacDaddy Рік тому +164

    The age old question:
    What do people talk about when they don't drink?
    I also love James's semi quiet answer of "Brexit" 🤣

  • @atdhemorina3348
    @atdhemorina3348 10 місяців тому +20

    3:32 Jeremys flinches at the backfires are hilarious

  • @DeanMoxley87
    @DeanMoxley87 Рік тому +120

    1:51 still makes me roar with laughter

    • @isitsustainable820
      @isitsustainable820 Рік тому +5

      What is he saying and what does it mean? Thanks

    • @epicpatrickyolo
      @epicpatrickyolo Рік тому +1

      @@isitsustainable820 dab on it wagwan

    • @stevenshuttleworth6689
      @stevenshuttleworth6689 Рік тому +1

      What episode is that from? I thought I’d seen every episode of Top Gear and Grand Tour, but I don’t remember that

  • @gladwrapenjoyer1973
    @gladwrapenjoyer1973 Рік тому +36

    “Let’s sing a song!”
    “No!”

  • @thfcgregg1573
    @thfcgregg1573 Рік тому +18

    "I'm going to the gulag" one of the best quotes ever 😭

  • @ryanthoms
    @ryanthoms Рік тому +20

    “Which seat do they put in as standard” is one of my favorite lines

  • @banana1658
    @banana1658 Рік тому +4

    2:53 I love how you can still hear Jeremy say fucking because they didn't censor it on Hammond's audio channel

  • @yeetusmcfetus8379
    @yeetusmcfetus8379 Рік тому +70

    "which seat do they put in as standard" always makes me laugh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @insid3493
    @insid3493 Рік тому +24

    0:55
    Jeremy: "What do people talk about when there not drunk?"
    James: "Brexit"
    Had me diyin

  • @SarrySammy
    @SarrySammy Рік тому +24

    "If we now turn our attention to the bears-"
    "You should moisturize."
    I'm laughing so hard I'm about to pee myself

  • @miaouew
    @miaouew Рік тому +16

    Words cannot express how much I love these three guys together. 2:18 had me ROLLING.

  • @Corkoth55
    @Corkoth55 Рік тому +17

    Jeremy's RV with the afterfire cracks me up every time.

  • @thetorturepenguin
    @thetorturepenguin Рік тому +11

    Am I the only one who died of laughter at Jeremy's pathetic attempt to throw a rock at James' Panda

  • @CricketEngland
    @CricketEngland Рік тому +10

    1:21 and who can forget James “use once” camera he got from Boots

  • @abhishekrao1525
    @abhishekrao1525 Рік тому +28

    2:25 Cranky, old men throwing rocks at each other.

  • @iBangAPES
    @iBangAPES Рік тому +11

    everytime i watch topgear or The Grand tour, the cars are always secondary to the trios friendship and banter. its always been the best thing about the trio and what made them legendary

  • @ronnisonchoonoo2441
    @ronnisonchoonoo2441 11 місяців тому +2

    There will never be another wholesome three O like this bunch ever again....

  • @thewildcolonialboy8034
    @thewildcolonialboy8034 Рік тому +53

    Hammond managed to crash a stationary vehicle.

  • @malikthemadman
    @malikthemadman Рік тому +13

    11:00 I love how because of this slow mo angle it clearly shows the explosion start in the middle of the helicoptor (obviously I know it's facked but still)

  • @solidrecord7288
    @solidrecord7288 4 місяці тому +7

    4:58 MY LEGO!

  • @NickJohnCoop
    @NickJohnCoop 7 днів тому

    The natural comedy between these men will never be exceeded. Just the amount of times one of them did something that also the other two were subjected to is *perfect* humour.

  • @zetetick395
    @zetetick395 5 місяців тому +4

    It's the _'I've entirely had enough of this man's shit'_ face on 'Kato' that makes it so funny 9:05 T___T

  • @cherrycoek4670
    @cherrycoek4670 Рік тому +19

    “Let’s sing a song!-“ “no!” 2:10

  • @akila527
    @akila527 11 місяців тому +1

    As much as I love Hammond’s sense of humour and Jeremy’s general aggressiveness and sarcasm I think James is definitely the funniest- every single joke he makes just lands perfectly

  • @ollie5958
    @ollie5958 Рік тому +17

    season 3 is the best in my opinion, i love the georgia/azerbaijan special, chinese special, scotland special and the mongolia and the international buffoons vacation are elite

  • @isaacdominguez3469
    @isaacdominguez3469 Рік тому +5

    2:00 me and the bois after losing all of our beer in the river we were hanging by

  • @BrassMtn
    @BrassMtn Рік тому +6

    I love these three lol “I’ve broken Stalin’s house. Jeez I’m going to the gulag” 😂😂

  • @Dat_DekuBoi
    @Dat_DekuBoi Рік тому +17

    10:30 was hilarious
    Is that going to-
    boom

  • @icestray
    @icestray Рік тому +35

    6:27 funniest joke yet😂😂

  • @bigzubber
    @bigzubber Рік тому +18

    2:03 is the embodiment of depression 😂

  • @ThunderboltFan2000
    @ThunderboltFan2000 8 місяців тому +20

    0:43 I’ve broken Stalin’s House 😂

  • @PixelCC1
    @PixelCC1 Рік тому +17

    2:15 had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣

  • @whaleborne1308
    @whaleborne1308 6 місяців тому +4

    9:42 "Give me strength" is underrated

  • @theintunity
    @theintunity 2 місяці тому +2

    10:58 I love how you can clearly see the explosion coming from the helicopter itself, not the barrel lmao

  • @fickywilatama6903
    @fickywilatama6903 Рік тому +31

    05:50 i love hammond.. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JAMES-qp8tz
    @JAMES-qp8tz Рік тому +24

    00:03:54 "Sh*t, I've fanned my todger" - James May

  • @ChatminAC
    @ChatminAC Рік тому +5

    "Shit I fanned my todger" Funniest line imo

  • @brendansweeney9719
    @brendansweeney9719 Рік тому +21

    Worlds greatest fist bump @13:35

  • @theintunity
    @theintunity 2 місяці тому +2

    3:34 LMAO, I Thought the guy in the drivers seat shot himself from the pain of the ignition keys 😂😂

  • @thatguy327
    @thatguy327 Рік тому +3

    Clark’s on saying and I quote “dab on it wagwam” is the MOST WILD statement I’ve ever heard

  • @mclarenrob2
    @mclarenrob2 Рік тому +3

    I come looking for these videos whenever I feel depressed.

  • @David13579
    @David13579 4 місяці тому +2

    11:43
    “You look like something found in a pyramid” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jackiegibson5077
    @jackiegibson5077 Рік тому +14

    11:39
    "you should moisturiser"

  • @moronichybrid
    @moronichybrid 5 місяців тому +1

    Jeremy: "Oh, he's gone over the edge!"
    James: "Again."

  • @anusername8350
    @anusername8350 Рік тому +9

    “HES GONE OVER THE EDGE” ….”again”

  • @bogdanghita9978
    @bogdanghita9978 Рік тому +19

    Let's just think about the fact that Richard casually drank 2 whole bottles of gin...

  • @JackHawkins-rz3nu
    @JackHawkins-rz3nu Рік тому +1

    i like how at 2:53 you can still hear jeremy saying "YOU FUCKING MORON" even though the censored his mic hammonds still picked it up 😂

  • @kanjogaming
    @kanjogaming Рік тому +13

    5:45 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @alistairmills7608
    @alistairmills7608 Рік тому +4

    "I've broken Starlins house." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kidnamedfingerreal
    @kidnamedfingerreal Рік тому +6

    "Lets sing a song!"
    "No"

  • @thebakeosaurusrex8361
    @thebakeosaurusrex8361 10 місяців тому +1

    2:15
    James: “Let’s sing a song”
    Richard: “No”

  • @bicyclist2
    @bicyclist2 Рік тому +3

    I love these three. Thank you.

  • @Vykandar
    @Vykandar 4 місяці тому +2

    "they werent both full when i started"
    "No, thats because youd already started them."

  • @cyclingnut2122
    @cyclingnut2122 4 місяці тому +2

    Ohhh lve broken Stalins house 😂😂😂 Mays humour is brilliant

  • @purplemoonz
    @purplemoonz Рік тому

    “You look like something found in a pyramid” is one of the best fucking roasts I’ve heard 💀💀

  • @miraveta
    @miraveta Рік тому +6

    "My ignition key is at 3000 degrees centigrade."
    Good got how does that even happen!?

  • @UmJammaLamma
    @UmJammaLamma 5 місяців тому

    "You look like something found in a pyramid" may be one of the most brutal burns ever uttered

  • @Georgiavr-1
    @Georgiavr-1 Рік тому +7

    1:00 Brexit. Gets me every time.

  • @9972-o2p
    @9972-o2p Рік тому +7

    May’s joke about daily mail was wild 😂

  • @rich_rich90
    @rich_rich90 Рік тому +2

    The RV episode is my favourite of the entire show!

  • @CurtisRiley-ge6jf
    @CurtisRiley-ge6jf 9 місяців тому +3

    What was the feeling of that water Jeremy and May were in if anyone seen that episode 12:18

  • @Ty-that-guy
    @Ty-that-guy Рік тому +3

    Bro "My lego"! 4:56

  • @jhjhjhjhj100able
    @jhjhjhjhj100able Рік тому +10

    Dab on it … wahhgwan 😂😂

  • @863rafael
    @863rafael 2 місяці тому +1

    I have to catch up on those!

  • @AlienSensei
    @AlienSensei Рік тому +12

    7:53 Jeremy puts the "white" in "white people".
    That's the palest pair of legs I've ever seen.

  • @gagekoval3984
    @gagekoval3984 Рік тому +2

    That “roight!” When Jeremy throws the rock back at James gets me every single time

  • @alertedcoyote7892
    @alertedcoyote7892 Рік тому +5

    I never realised by the director at 3:44 looks like Kaleb Coopers long-lost brother

  • @bubbles190
    @bubbles190 11 місяців тому +8

    6:40 the noise..

  • @lizichell2
    @lizichell2 12 днів тому

    "There's a little boy in Austria.. " 😂😂

  • @cesaralarcon5228
    @cesaralarcon5228 Рік тому +7

    Absolutely no one will top off the original trio of top gear it’s just impossible

  • @ThePiquedPigeon
    @ThePiquedPigeon Рік тому +3

    Just imagine, it is almost sure that nobody, in the history of the human race, and no matter the circumstances, have ever had the need to utter the phrase "I've broken Stalin's house"...

  • @Duggernaut23
    @Duggernaut23 Рік тому +1

    Nobody:
    Jeremy: let’s sing a song
    😂

  • @victorwrott
    @victorwrott Рік тому +12

    that cocaine scene 😭😂

  • @Rahul_2456
    @Rahul_2456 7 місяців тому

    The fact that hammond thinks Saddam Husain's son's name is Edgar, is the purest comedy gold XD XD XD