Brenard and the Great Bantish Baking show

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  • @priestofbenism1775
    @priestofbenism1775 10 місяців тому +581

    holy shit 'that one time wizards got really mad at dyslexic people' has me rolling in fucking stitches

    • @reddragon9064
      @reddragon9064 10 місяців тому

      how do you even begin to pronounce that crap

    • @aLukepop
      @aLukepop 10 місяців тому +11

      Yogscast Ben and Maldhound share more than one fan. This is not surprising to me lol.

    • @deepfriedsalt567
      @deepfriedsalt567 10 місяців тому

      I'm not dyslexic and love complex words, but even I refuse to learn how to pronounce that motherfucker's name.

    • @littlemisspipebomb4723
      @littlemisspipebomb4723 10 місяців тому +10

      I took a drink at that moment. I should not have taken a drink at that moment

    • @ShinjiSixteen
      @ShinjiSixteen 10 місяців тому +2

      "Fuck mana, we doing crimes" tier of laughter for me

  • @ryanjensen1945
    @ryanjensen1945 10 місяців тому +365

    "I didn't kill your thing because I thought it needed nutmeg" is definitely my favorite line here.

  • @18nightc322
    @18nightc322 10 місяців тому +853

    My only complaint about this perfection of a roast is that it was WW1 that had trench warfare and mustard gas. Other than that wonderful.

    • @maldhound
      @maldhound  10 місяців тому +344

      I appreciate the correction

    • @seanheath4492
      @seanheath4492 10 місяців тому +19

      Glad I wasn't the only one that caught that.

    • @PsychoDiesel48
      @PsychoDiesel48 10 місяців тому +8

      Alao, sorry, but Golem is a trade evolution in generation 2, not 1. XD
      Edit: I'm an idiot, it is gen 1. Still a trade evo though.

    • @stryed1111
      @stryed1111 10 місяців тому +31

      ​@@PsychoDiesel48it's def gen 1 my dude

    • @strangelaw6384
      @strangelaw6384 10 місяців тому +1

      @@stryed1111 oh you were typing that with a smirk are ya

  • @GD0nly
    @GD0nly 10 місяців тому +414

    The MTG equivalent of breaking into someone's house and eating toast over their bed.

    • @ColorfulHelices
      @ColorfulHelices 10 місяців тому +8

      God that's so perfect

    • @AC3handle
      @AC3handle 10 місяців тому +6

      Ernie...what are you doing in my bed?
      Eating cookies, Bert! You see, I don't want to get cookies in MY bed. So roll over!"

    • @LembarHeals
      @LembarHeals 10 місяців тому +2

      YES CHEF!

  • @Jchmcom
    @Jchmcom 10 місяців тому +301

    Power-bottom Link can *absolutely* get it.

    • @zackkelley2940
      @zackkelley2940 10 місяців тому +19

      You get to lead but if he doesn't like where you're taking it you get to leave as an elk.
      Be warned though... Oko turning you into an elk is not Oko telling you that he is done 'getting it'.
      Oko isn't just a power-bottom.... he's also a fairy.
      That's important.^^

    • @Whysoshort
      @Whysoshort 10 місяців тому +8

      I have a Kelan deck named "Future stepson"

    • @igorporfiirio4915
      @igorporfiirio4915 10 місяців тому +6

      He could, but the weird kinky shit with elks is a no for me.

    • @zackkelley2940
      @zackkelley2940 10 місяців тому

      @@igorporfiirio4915 Admittedly he's not likely to go THAT far (Fae he may be but that's ZEUS levels of horny) and you'd probably end up as a new zoo exhibit or something.^^

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 8 місяців тому

      @@igorporfiirio4915 it’s cute you think you have a say in kinky elk time participation or not, the safe word here is “harder”

  • @NachoTheDog
    @NachoTheDog 10 місяців тому +369

    I’ve just gotten this man and am working on using him to create a bakery that both the irs and funeral homes will have lots of questions about

    • @Bennerz
      @Bennerz 10 місяців тому +16

      Underworld Cookbook in the list? Feels like a must-have for flavour if nothing else

    • @boppertron4929
      @boppertron4929 10 місяців тому +17

      He's so cool to build around, he looks so wholesome for how much homicide he's going to be doing and how many Phyrexians are in my deck, I've even seen an alter that turned him into a Phyrexian. Turns out all the Splicers just so happen to be in Bant colors, damn this man is weirdly flavorful.

    • @harrow426
      @harrow426 10 місяців тому +7

      The IRS and Funeral homes are asking a lot of questions already answered by my 「Bodies to Banana Bread Bakery」sign

  • @inkyno1
    @inkyno1 10 місяців тому +96

    This card single-handedly made me want the only Secret Lair we will never get in the form of gingerbread alt art Phyrexian Golem and their Splicers.

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 10 місяців тому +9

      Dude, I would pay any, literally any, amount of money for an official WotC release of a full set of gingerbread Splicer tokens. As in every single one, including the Legendary *and* the one from the Commander deck.

    • @DaxAtk
      @DaxAtk 10 місяців тому +4

      We just have to say it loud enough and often enough for it to happen. Let's get to it.

  • @sokin8576
    @sokin8576 10 місяців тому +87

    As someone who is dyslexic, that was an amazing joke that hurt my stomach from laughing so hard.

  • @christopherwilson7410
    @christopherwilson7410 10 місяців тому +51

    "I didn't kill it because I thought it needed nutmeg" LMFAO every time with these lines man 🤣

  • @enigmate6355
    @enigmate6355 10 місяців тому +83

    Taking food fighting to another level.

  • @forgottenhope26
    @forgottenhope26 10 місяців тому +52

    Brenard players with their “food” tokens out here like “I’m not a cannibal, but 5 Camp Supplies is 5 Camp Supplies”

  • @hoizna001
    @hoizna001 10 місяців тому +50

    I love how he is just Bant Hofri Ghostforge but his dudes are small and edible. Hofri does basically the same thing but take your lunch-money while you are being held down by the board you just wiped.

  • @SirToastyToes
    @SirToastyToes 10 місяців тому +41

    You can tell which cookies are former Splicers because Phyrexians use too much oil

  • @DAsrada
    @DAsrada 10 місяців тому +8

    Me: SOLITUDE COMES BACK FOR SEC---
    Mald: Every removal spell from hereon is coming at you.

  • @willhibbard6903
    @willhibbard6903 10 місяців тому +15

    “Yes chef~” killed me at the end 😂

  • @lichtheimer
    @lichtheimer 10 місяців тому +7

    From the Rulings for Bernard, Ginger Sculptor:
    "Please do not eat the delicious cards."
    They're asking politely people.

  • @chevin0
    @chevin0 10 місяців тому +23

    WW1 was the trenches, not WW2
    you said Croissant while showing a baguette
    the second breakfast 'cards down, hands up' had me howling laughing too much to care about the first two! That was high quality comedy, Brenard wasn't the only one cooking!

  • @g-unithalstensgard5610
    @g-unithalstensgard5610 10 місяців тому +6

    Hand down the BEST "can they get it?" that we've seen yet

  • @PhoenicopterusR
    @PhoenicopterusR 10 місяців тому +25

    I'll be honest, I'm never going to allow a Brenard at my table unless the player brings a tray of cookies to use as tokens.

    • @nathanex5122
      @nathanex5122 10 місяців тому +7

      _sigh, puts on the oven gloves_

  • @rubbersoulman5533
    @rubbersoulman5533 10 місяців тому +27

    As a chef, I actually just laughed a mouth full of food onto the screen at that last line. And as a chef, I don't usually break composure.
    Good to know.

  • @AlexofZippo
    @AlexofZippo 10 місяців тому +5

    Attempt #4 of asking for Halana and Alena. Them and the Forgotten ancient are what gives my opponents nightmares about stepping into a forest ever again

  • @dragonfire72
    @dragonfire72 10 місяців тому +26

    Bernard goes infinite with Eternal Scourge and Ashnod's Alter, so have fun chewing through the unlimited life total of their food token extravaganza or whatever Eldrazi titan they pulled from a deal with the devil.

    • @ChillyJack
      @ChillyJack 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@vederianl9723You sac the token too, you net 1 colorless mana every loop.

    • @varsoonhks3211
      @varsoonhks3211 10 місяців тому +10

      Finally, a card that breaks Ashnod's Altar!

    • @dragonfire72
      @dragonfire72 10 місяців тому +3

      @@vederianl9723 except you can sacc the Scourge, exile it with Bernard, then sacc it's token to get 4 mana

    • @vederianl9723
      @vederianl9723 10 місяців тому +2

      Yeah I had to think about it for a while. Guess I didn't delete my comment fast enough.

  • @fenixmeaney6170
    @fenixmeaney6170 10 місяців тому +4

    "I didn't kill your thing because I thought it needed nutmeg..."
    This man never misses.

  • @Ashest52
    @Ashest52 10 місяців тому +8

    Just bought the cards for this guy as a golem tribal deck. Absolutely perfectly cooked roast😂

  • @mathewrobson9968
    @mathewrobson9968 10 місяців тому +8

    This man can absolutely get it, love me a man who can cook, and also I love tiny gingerbread knives

  • @joeykrietemeyer219
    @joeykrietemeyer219 10 місяців тому +2

    Power Bottom Link has been the funniest thing I have heard in a LONG time.. thank you so much

  • @Grumbl3cakes
    @Grumbl3cakes 10 місяців тому +4

    I turned my selesyna golem deck into a bant one with this guy. All the phyrexian splicers that come with a golem, tons of janky and not-so-janky golems. A deck where I can run solemn simulacrum not because its a good card, but because its also a golem. And then get seconds when it dies. Its fantastic.

  • @justinwebb9523
    @justinwebb9523 5 місяців тому +1

    Mald: "Pastry-Based Taxidermy"
    The practice, dear sir, is called Necromunchy, and you will respect it.

  • @georgehadley854
    @georgehadley854 10 місяців тому +2

    🎵 🎵 Everybody was kung-food fighting 🎵🎵

  • @spartan316kaos
    @spartan316kaos 10 місяців тому +1

    The new Doctor Who dinosaur that makes historic cards 7/7 dinosaurs makes this insane

  • @GuardDogEvents
    @GuardDogEvents 10 місяців тому +1

    That "can he get it" was almost as hard as the one for "daily, nightly, and ever so rightly"

  • @jamesd8169
    @jamesd8169 10 місяців тому

    "It's just a 1/1, what could possibly go wrong?" - famous last words

  • @joshuaolewnik1940
    @joshuaolewnik1940 10 місяців тому

    These might be your best one-liners yet man... I mean YES CHEF

  • @VivaLaDnDLogs
    @VivaLaDnDLogs 10 місяців тому +5

    As a filthy casual who plays Golems, this card makes me happy.

  • @benjiwermeling4736
    @benjiwermeling4736 10 місяців тому

    This is by far my newest favorite. Thank you, I can now end my day peacefully.

  • @professorpantherhardraad3921
    @professorpantherhardraad3921 10 місяців тому +2

    You forgot to mention the sheer amount of cooks in the kitchen when Bernard dips his toe into Double Doubling Seasons and his Anointed Amarettos.

  • @monomanamaniac
    @monomanamaniac 10 місяців тому +3

    I must say, I've been seeing that guy popping up here or there every once in awhile and he looks absolutely delicious in every way shape and form.
    Also still waiting for a video on Tergrid, God of Fright

  • @OdelyxRa
    @OdelyxRa 6 місяців тому

    The picture od a croissant with a beret and a 1911 fucking FLOORED ME 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @maxschaar3452
    @maxschaar3452 10 місяців тому

    As a Brenard sous chef, I am in love with this roast and makes me love him more.

  • @sarcastic_ocupie1669
    @sarcastic_ocupie1669 10 місяців тому +4

    Would love to make a commander deck with him if commander wasn’t so expensive that is. Since a lot of Doctor Who cards work well with him

  • @emergencynine9281
    @emergencynine9281 10 місяців тому

    Back for Seconds? Damn, I thought I was killing it with the "Nothing ventured, nothing gained" line I've been using in draft.
    Killed it with this roast! Will be thinking about it everytime I play Bernard from here out

  • @TheBloodswordsman
    @TheBloodswordsman 10 місяців тому +4

    I *_was_* going too build this guy... then I saw Missy from the Dr. Who set; the lady who makes every dead thing come back upside down as a Cyberman... Not gonna lie, I have always had a thing for older women.
    Also "Yes chef" and "That one time Wizards got really mad at dyslexic people" frickin killled me. Jokes of the year 15 out of 10

  • @TheUncannyCthulhu
    @TheUncannyCthulhu 7 місяців тому

    The combo with Displaced Dinosaurs is hilarious

  • @decktechsfordecks
    @decktechsfordecks 10 місяців тому

    “That one time people got really mad at dyslexic people” sent me 😂

  • @DNSfeatchamper
    @DNSfeatchamper 9 місяців тому

    says croissant - shows baguette *french twitching intesifies*

  • @OrpheusSpyros5
    @OrpheusSpyros5 10 місяців тому +2

    ...this Baker is now the Newest Citizen of Hobbiton. Also; how about Elevensies?

  • @oldbleezy9211
    @oldbleezy9211 10 місяців тому +1

    Finally! I've found the muffin man who lives on Drury Lane!

  • @wesleywyndam-pryce5305
    @wesleywyndam-pryce5305 10 місяців тому

    Brenard is the commander we needed for our rise and shine finisher.

  • @Ankhakaru
    @Ankhakaru 9 місяців тому +1

    Run run as fast as you can ill be kicking your ass I'm the ginger bread man! 😅

  • @nerd_mor
    @nerd_mor 10 місяців тому

    I loved this.
    Now, please. Consider my bae Nine-fingers Keene for roasting. That ward has to be mentioned

  • @Cross177
    @Cross177 10 місяців тому +1

    Yeah, got a Chef and his Fighting Foodons!!!!

  • @rats_and_lilies
    @rats_and_lilies 10 місяців тому

    This was absolutely fucking hilarious. Ngl, still waiting on that Alesha roast

  • @MaddDogg316
    @MaddDogg316 9 місяців тому

    Holy shit, this whole video has me in stitches. I've been laughing for 10 minutes straight and now i feel like I've just been roofied by power-bottom link but he was actually just role playing as a power-bottom.

  • @schrottinator
    @schrottinator 10 місяців тому

    Says croissant and shows baguette. I almost missed that one. :D

  • @nicholasfarrell5981
    @nicholasfarrell5981 10 місяців тому +1

    Just a reminder that yesterday saw the release of Displaced Dinosaurs, a green card that make all historic permanents ETB as 7/7 Dinosaurs in addition to everything else that they already are.
    7/7 Gingerbread Dino Splicers, in populate colors.

  • @fevereddreams3805
    @fevereddreams3805 10 місяців тому

    Incredible,. The laugh I needed today.

  • @Thoughtmage100
    @Thoughtmage100 10 місяців тому

    When your cookie oven is named Birthing Pod you will be getting calls from the FDA.

  • @Randoman590
    @Randoman590 4 місяці тому

    "via croissant"
    (shows baguette)

  • @TributeJr
    @TributeJr 10 місяців тому +1

    13 days of halloween but its the 13 doctors
    (Utilize the fact there are a couple extra doctors for comedic effect as needed)

  • @dragonfeets2032
    @dragonfeets2032 10 місяців тому

    Darksteel Splicer makes this commander extra funny

  • @AC3handle
    @AC3handle 10 місяців тому

    "FINALLY. Some GOOD fucking content"

  • @lord_more_dino
    @lord_more_dino 10 місяців тому

    I'm gonna need to come back as a food cause I just broke 9 ribs listening to this and my nieghbores no longer have hearing

  • @TheKnudie
    @TheKnudie 8 місяців тому

    What a journey. For me it started with generosity. I was not in a good financial place when the Kickstarter campaign that started this began. Stormlight archive helped me cope with my transition from military to civilian and from bachelor (for lack of a better term) to single father. I desperately wanted to support the campaign. To say the least, I worked a bunch of overtime, so i could and also got some help from friends. Life has been difficult, but I always took the next step. Knowing that it will eventually be worth it. (Still on that journey) This year has been a steady climb and it's only looking better and Brando Sando is a part of it. Thank you

    • @einstein951
      @einstein951 8 місяців тому

      I think you got the wrong channel, mate

  • @ChillyJack
    @ChillyJack 10 місяців тому +1

    Can confirm food decks get up to absolute shenanigans. I've got a Rocco, Street Chef deck loaded to the brim with token doublers and red cards that sac artifacts for value or outright damage to the face. Go ahead, play that card Rocco exiled from the top of your library, maybe I'll only get 8 artifact etb triggers and gain enough life to make Oloro blush.

  • @topocart4753
    @topocart4753 10 місяців тому

    "That one time Wizards got really mad at dyslexic people" bruh got me dying 💀

  • @logancampbell783
    @logancampbell783 10 місяців тому

    "90 damage with a croissant" *shows baguette*

  • @stripeybag6977
    @stripeybag6977 10 місяців тому +1

    Request for a short on either one of the Nashi cards, Moon's Legacy or Moon's Scion please.

  • @michaelrogers7473
    @michaelrogers7473 10 місяців тому

    Love all the commander takes. This will by my day 1 of asking for Norin the Wary

  • @ShinjiSixteen
    @ShinjiSixteen 10 місяців тому

    "Yes, chef"
    Yes sir, strongly agree

  • @lukeeasterling1457
    @lukeeasterling1457 10 місяців тому

    Forget _"Let him cook"_ That card says _"I _*_WILL_*_ cook, and you'll like it."_

  • @kennethmiller2550
    @kennethmiller2550 10 місяців тому +1

    You leave my boy alone!

  • @jaydenmueller4303
    @jaydenmueller4303 10 місяців тому

    Your best work yet we'll done

  • @atticuswilde1534
    @atticuswilde1534 10 місяців тому +2

    From here on out I will only refer to Asmor' as "That One Time Wizards Got Really Mad At Dyslexic People"
    Not just because it's funny but because it's easier to pronounce

    • @DamnDaimen
      @DamnDaimen 10 місяців тому

      When a full one sentence is less of a mouthful than a man's name, you've got an issue

  • @spegynmerbles3993
    @spegynmerbles3993 10 місяців тому

    I absolutely love this card and I cannot wait to build a deck around him

  • @elliotchristian578
    @elliotchristian578 10 місяців тому

    You crack me up dude! 😂😂😂

  • @thatguyintherain3168
    @thatguyintherain3168 10 місяців тому +1

    Bant is so good at attracting board wipes...and equally good at turning them against you.

  • @Iamgoodatnames
    @Iamgoodatnames 10 місяців тому

    And this is why I fucking love mald.

  • @nlb137
    @nlb137 10 місяців тому

    The comment about golems actually makes me want to build this deck around "splicer tribal". There's a bunch of 1/1s that bring a 3/3 golem token along for the ride and then buff the golem. This dude making the golems 5/5s, then letting you kill your splicer so they come back and give you *another* 5/5 golem (which probably has trample and/or flying from your splicer's buffs) seems like a fun way to play this.

  • @hyotum798
    @hyotum798 17 днів тому

    as someone who's made a deck with brenard deck and dubbed it: The Crumbling
    He is a busted commander, harder to shut down, especially coupled with populate (which is what i did) and combined with elemental bond becomes a card draw engine. Might upload the decklist, but do note it is a budget deck lol, or at least was made with cards i had lying around.

  • @NickBSM
    @NickBSM 2 місяці тому

    It was not a croissant, it was a baguette.

  • @Havok91
    @Havok91 10 місяців тому

    0:32 That, sir, is death by Baguette. 😅

  • @Rukalin
    @Rukalin 10 місяців тому +1

    The first tribal deck I ever made was a Modern Masters 2017 constructed 60-card Bant Golems deck and Brenard made me finally convert it to a commander deck

  • @mathewspieker
    @mathewspieker 4 місяці тому

    The Asmo joke killed me

  • @legenddairy668
    @legenddairy668 10 місяців тому

    As a bant player this breakdown gives me joy. Can the chef whip up a Chulane roast next? ;o

  • @superwill1238
    @superwill1238 10 місяців тому +1

    These roasts never ceace to amuse, great work
    Now can we get a roast on Heliod, the Radiant Dawn?

  • @anthonystaton3740
    @anthonystaton3740 10 місяців тому +1

    I will be using this as my commanders for my splicer deck

  • @mercerchandler8160
    @mercerchandler8160 10 місяців тому

    Damn he really got me with craterhoof

  • @prosamis
    @prosamis 10 місяців тому

    You never miss my guy

  • @AvaricioDues
    @AvaricioDues 10 місяців тому

    Given it has white and green in the color identity that means every player is going to have a Parallel Lives, a Doubling Seasons, an Anointed Procession, and Mondrak, Glory Dominus, which they can sac, to exile and when they bring it back as a 1/1 food golem it will make several hundred copies of itself upon entry so that’s when you pack up your cards and go home

  • @Juniper_Rose
    @Juniper_Rose 10 місяців тому

    He is indeed a snack.

  • @BR4IN1N4J4R
    @BR4IN1N4J4R 10 місяців тому

    As a proud Brenard user, I will point out you missed the absolute greatest trick: Evoke creatures. They self-sacrifice and then get to come back as tasty treats.

  • @charlesmwolf
    @charlesmwolf 10 місяців тому +1

    no i get to say second breakfast as many times as i want, cause merry and pippin are my commanders lmao

  • @Yam_King
    @Yam_King 10 місяців тому

    It's time for 4th meal, my lil guys gotta live mas, and I do mean mas

  • @hiqueag
    @hiqueag 10 місяців тому

    Orthion is also a well-groomed man

  • @BeaglzRok1
    @BeaglzRok1 10 місяців тому +2

    Went up against a Brenard player recently, the whole time I was getting my ass blasted because every time I tried to put Hellkite Tyrant on board, somehow everyone at the table decides that it's me that's the threat instead of Panharmonicon central that's been dropping Mind Flayer part 2 alongside Darksteel/Maul/Wing Splicer for the past two hours for a 5-0 winrate.

    • @seanheath4492
      @seanheath4492 10 місяців тому

      Gingerbrute is funnier than a hellkite?

  • @davidcampbell621
    @davidcampbell621 6 місяців тому

    Missed opportunity to make the guy a ginger too.

  • @thornelson1411
    @thornelson1411 10 місяців тому

    Bant is also great at one of my favorite mechanics of all time: Proliferation

  • @TokyoKoolProductionz
    @TokyoKoolProductionz 10 місяців тому

    I fucking lost it at "that one time Wizards got really mad at dyslexic people".

  • @lksdoe2559
    @lksdoe2559 10 місяців тому

    I love baking Craterrhoof cookies. Just sac the original to a food chain and haave some token doublers out and you havee a full tray of little craterhoof cookies who each give

  • @VivBrodock
    @VivBrodock 10 місяців тому

    it's just like the british one except the baker actually knows how to make food from outside england.