Golgari be like: Sacrifice Permanat -> 20 triggers on the stack -> All opponents now suddenly can not find their wallets and have been ruthlessly beaten.
My Gyome deck is one of my favorite ones in recent years. Kamigawa Neon Dynasty gave us just enough golgari ninja support that I could make a Gyome Ninja deck and call it "Bento Beatdown." Also, fun criminal fact, you can tap your opponents' big creatures before declare attackers step if you don't want them to attack. You basically give them their meal and tell them to sit down and eat it.
My favorite flavour commander is gyome, all cards in my deck are either restaurant or pub related and only cards that can be reasonably justified can be added. With the new food support he has turned into a value engine that rivals gods, all while I keep telling people that I'm just here "to cook".
@@ComDenox Yeah this, I thought he did a video on it, but I believe it was a mention in a different video. Just went to look and can't find it so must be that.
(*looks at Gynome's resume*) ..... Welcome to the Hobbiton House Of Pancakes Chef Gynome! Allow me to introduce you to you Kitchen Krew ; Merry,Pippen get out here a minute!....
My Gyome deck combos him ideally with Rapacious Guest, she gets +1 counters for every food token sacrificed and when she finally leaves the battlefield she does her power in damage to a target player in a way I like to call "Handing you the bill"
Objection! The man is a goddamn chef, MaldHound! Chefs, regardless of any other criteria, can *universally* get it. Everyone loves a man who can cook. Sure, his oral game's negative, but he's still got hands and (presumably) genitals, things can be worked out.
Literally making a food sac deck for commander with gyome (got inspired by some of the food stuff in wilds of eldraine) test ran it and used the new Night of the Sweet’s revenge card to give my board of tramples 17/17 the deck is wild
Ahhhh finally. After watching the roast Playlist everyday at least once my patience is finally rewarded. Immediate like because it has the mald roast guaranty! Love your content my man! Stay roasty. ❤
Glad you hear to preaching it loud and proud that some fantasy fancy is just dangerous when intimate ... talking crazy tusks and horns here if I'm more confusing then I planned to be
Gyome's questionable tusks are proof he's British. That's how we also know that whatever he's cooking up is BS. However, I do love him because golgari is great.
Vampire Squirrels sounds like an awesome theme. haha XD Considering this guy's a chef, building a rats deck with him gets flavor points for Ratatouille.
Vampire squirrels would be terrifying though, just jumping from tree to tree, landing on someone's neck, then they're gone no one was present at this crime scene
@@samuelwhite1129that card is literally the reason I changed the deck from mono black to food based with Gyome lol and Old Flitterfang is pretty much Ratatouille incarnate
"That's the Golgari Triforce -- this motherfucker is just Stumpy Ganondorf!" Yet again, requesting Jhoira, Ageless Innovator. Call me out on my Izzet bullshit, I'll play a Goddamn Blightsteel Colossus with some waffle fries (fo' free)!
I'd like to see a video on Garth, One-Eye. I can't even tell if he is one of the most fair or broken 5 color commanders, but he does feel significantly less "good stuff" than the others. Love the story behind the character, though.
Using Garth with lots of blink effects and haste to shit out Black Lotuseses and draw your whole deck = broken and boring. Using Garth instead of Kenrith as a generic good-value guy to lead your wonky 5-color jank deck that doesn't have a bespoke commander = fair and fun.
I actually made a Gyome deck when he came out and I made it themed around the chef and his tools or kitchen themed. But also because I'm a sneaky bitch everything is basically equipment Voltron. Nothing's better than lulling opponents into false sense of security by offering to give their creatures indestructible early and then slapping them with a 25/25 trampling, indestructible big boy later. Gyome serves both delicious food and ass beatings.
Cauldron Familiar would trigger Gyome every time it entered so got five food tokens and a sac outlet for oven cat, well not you get to make him enter five times and then create five more tokens
hello, love your vids they are genuinely funny and help take the edge of school off a little. if you want another casual commander try gisa and geralf they are actually surprisingly fun ,one of my favorite decks.
I love Gyome and I've been trying to make him for AGES. Finally cracked it with Wilds of Eldraine and LOTR having so many food cards, up until now it was gonna be either a rat colony deck or a ninja typal deck
If you want an infinite combo of food generation and sacrifice, Peregrin Took + Experimental confectioner = infinite card draw, 1/1 can't block rats, and food sacking and etb
@HexQuesTT yea the way it works is you sac 3 food to Took, which triggers confectioner 3 times. And because it's 3 seperate triggers Took adds 1 food to each instance of token generation. Now you have 3 rats and your 3 food have been replaced and you draw a card. Add on other payoff cards and boom 💥
Golgari be like: Sacrifice Permanat -> 20 triggers on the stack -> All opponents now suddenly can not find their wallets and have been ruthlessly beaten.
As a Golgari/Dimir main I can confirm, My children are expendable- yours are not
@@carcosanative666 As a fellow Dimir/Golgari/Sultai player, I agree.
Witherbloom but yes 😂
The orzhov faction approves this behaviour and wants to join the party
Recycling and composting, all the while they are putting their opponents in the compost.
Gyome is also great cause he says "a board wipe? Here's some soup, you'll be fine." He be turning everything into a one sided board wipe
The world literally stars ending
Gyome: some stew for these trying times.
"He's got Trample." You gotta tenderize the other commanders my dude
My Gyome deck is one of my favorite ones in recent years. Kamigawa Neon Dynasty gave us just enough golgari ninja support that I could make a Gyome Ninja deck and call it "Bento Beatdown." Also, fun criminal fact, you can tap your opponents' big creatures before declare attackers step if you don't want them to attack. You basically give them their meal and tell them to sit down and eat it.
That's amazing. I might have to consider a Gyome commander deck now.
Mind sending the list? Currently Building a golgari edh
My first commander! I swear when I built him I didn't expect food to get this crazy. The hobbits made it out of control.
Gyome is such a flavor win. Your creatures show up, and he cooks them all a nice tasty meal :)
Plus they're too busy eating to block if you feed opponent's creatures
literal flavor win
@@Red_Mag3 Too busy eating to attack either.
Kibo, Uktabi Prince! He's just a little guy who wants to give everyone bananas.
in reference the to the questionable dome, a wise man once said if a frontal assault isn't possible then one must attack from the rear
Tokens, sacrifice AND lifegain? I say: let him cook.
Also, once again asking for Kasla, the Broken Halo
He's so nice! He makes food for everyone that shows up, and eating his food will regenerate you! One of the few truly wholesome characters in MTG.
Since we talked about one chef, I’d love to hear about his colleague Rocco, Street Chef! One of my personal favorite commanders
Yes!
I died at "Stumpy Ganondorf"
My favorite flavour commander is gyome, all cards in my deck are either restaurant or pub related and only cards that can be reasonably justified can be added.
With the new food support he has turned into a value engine that rivals gods, all while I keep telling people that I'm just here "to cook".
I know I run a gyome deck but with dash to represent customers coming and going
I considered making a deck with this guy once, then I saw Carth the Lion and threw Nyoom away and never looked back.
Same but with Chatterfang
(PS: a Chatterfang roast would be great)
I’d love to see a video of this on *your* favorite commander 😂
I thing he already did that one. I believe at at least it was Niv Mizzet but it could have just been ONE of his favorite commanders.
I think he said in one of his videos that his favourite is Niv-Mizzet or some other shenanigans Izzet crap. So I believe he already reviewed it.
@@ComDenox Yeah this, I thought he did a video on it, but I believe it was a mention in a different video. Just went to look and can't find it so must be that.
@@akaipandatv7194 oh we must've written the comment at almost the same time, yours wasn't there when I wrote mine lol
(*looks at Gynome's resume*)
.....
Welcome to the Hobbiton House Of Pancakes Chef Gynome! Allow me to introduce you to you Kitchen Krew ; Merry,Pippen get out here a minute!....
The name "Gyome" is what happens when a bunch of trolls hear the name "Gillaume" and decided to steal it.
My Gyome deck combos him ideally with Rapacious Guest, she gets +1 counters for every food token sacrificed and when she finally leaves the battlefield she does her power in damage to a target player in a way I like to call "Handing you the bill"
Objection! The man is a goddamn chef, MaldHound! Chefs, regardless of any other criteria, can *universally* get it. Everyone loves a man who can cook. Sure, his oral game's negative, but he's still got hands and (presumably) genitals, things can be worked out.
I love the understanding that dawned as you fully read and understood the war crime machine that is Gyome 😎
I've always imagined his name is pronounced like 'yum', fits the food theme and those tusks might make it hard to talk clearly.
By the way, Gyome is the chef of witherbloom and strixhaven itself. Hes really the goat.
This was the fastest minute and a half video you've put out
Literally making a food sac deck for commander with gyome (got inspired by some of the food stuff in wilds of eldraine) test ran it and used the new Night of the Sweet’s revenge card to give my board of tramples 17/17 the deck is wild
Ahhhh finally. After watching the roast Playlist everyday at least once my patience is finally rewarded. Immediate like because it has the mald roast guaranty! Love your content my man! Stay roasty. ❤
Special request for Yarok the Desecrated Friendships
Can I get a roast for Yeva? The queen of “If the Dino joined the party at your end step I don’t need a way to give it haste, take 25!”
WAIT, this dude can make your opponent's stuff too busy eating his food to block you?? Love that flavor.
your videos keep me going, thanks Maldhound!
Thank you!
gyome my beloved! Nothing is more satisfying than feeding your opponents creatures into a food coma. Or feeding your creatures to dodge boardwipes
Glad you hear to preaching it loud and proud that some fantasy fancy is just dangerous when intimate
... talking crazy tusks and horns here if I'm more confusing then I planned to be
I wanted to ask you again for alaundo the seer
Deceptively powerful commander, I love this guy
I always thought his name was pronounced, "Gee-yum-ee", 'cause he's a good chef.
Stumpy Ganondorf is not the phrase I expected to hear today.
This man feeds your opponents creatures into a food coma
Hair looks great, you certainly "can get it"
I love that Strixhaven just decided to kick White players in the forehead and make Golgari into the best lifegain colors. Music to my ears.
year 3434 of the second age, Chainer Dementia Master, deserves a video!
Gyome's questionable tusks are proof he's British. That's how we also know that whatever he's cooking up is BS. However, I do love him because golgari is great.
lmao that line about the pocket lint had me rolling
Hell yeah been waiting for this one for awhile now
When I saw him i immediately thought “seems good in my Chatterfang deck”
Abbadon the dispoiler when
I love how the last ability can also tap opponent's creatures, so they can't block with them.
I use it to tap down their commanders during combat to keep them from killing me. I've one games by tapping down elf ball decks with it too.
Vampire Squirrels sounds like an awesome theme. haha XD Considering this guy's a chef, building a rats deck with him gets flavor points for Ratatouille.
I love that he's literally just named Guillaume but weird. "Yeah, this is our chef Byl."
Gyome be cooking, chef curry with the pot!
I know you're busy but Firesong and Sunspeaker roast would be awesome
One of my favorite decks! I'll raise you a Marionette Master 😈
This was neat on Shuffle up & Play! Please cover Prossh, Marath, Feather or Jarad!
I love how these always end with him about to say another line but cut off
You had me at vampire squirrels
Are you nuts? The man can cook - of course he can get it.
This has made me want a vampire squirrel deck
Would love to see one of these for my current "Big Beasts" commander, Runadi Behemoth Caller.
I lost it at "Stumpy Ganondorf" and can do nothing but picture Matt Mercer as a halfling.
"Stumpy Ganondorf" got me good
We continue to ask for Urtet, Remnant of Memnarch!
Gotta get that Shalai and Hallar vid next
I am asking once again for a roast about my favorite artifact Psychogenic Probe.
Here is my usual request for Rin and Seri, Inseperable
Gotta give my boy Brudiclad some love
... Running this commander... been peacing my deck together from scraps and occasional high value buys.
It's vampire squirrels.
Vampire squirrels would be terrifying though, just jumping from tree to tree, landing on someone's neck, then they're gone no one was present at this crime scene
If some tusk ogre, let alone a bear in Baldur's Gate 3 can get it, so can Gyome!
I have a Dina deck that has on occasion just decided to drain the table for 20+ life just because it could. BG does this surprisingly well.
I just made a Ratatouille Gyome deck that can make some foods, but it’s actually rat tribal 🐀👨🍳 super fun and flavorful!
Theres a card in the new eldraine that creates a rat every time a food is sacked, I think it'd be a great addition
@@samuelwhite1129that card is literally the reason I changed the deck from mono black to food based with Gyome lol and Old Flitterfang is pretty much Ratatouille incarnate
He is going into my hobbit deck.
Liliana, Heretical Healer pouting in the corner due to lack of attention
I have a need to hear your take on Rocco, Street Chef and his value pot luck party
This is literally Gul'Dan Ramsey, head chef of Fel's Kitchen
"That's the Golgari Triforce -- this motherfucker is just Stumpy Ganondorf!" Yet again, requesting Jhoira, Ageless Innovator. Call me out on my Izzet bullshit, I'll play a Goddamn Blightsteel Colossus with some waffle fries (fo' free)!
BROTHER KAERVEK THE MERCILESS PLZZZ 😢😂 love the content all jokes aside
Hey sen triplets wants a roast! I mean they can get it while still being a war criminal
Gyome has got to be my favorite deck I’ve built
They should print a vampire squirrel.
Uhhh...I love these roasts and all, speaking truths and spitting fire...but man, it's almost criminal how you haven't gone for atraxa yet.
I'd like to see a video on Garth, One-Eye. I can't even tell if he is one of the most fair or broken 5 color commanders, but he does feel significantly less "good stuff" than the others. Love the story behind the character, though.
Using Garth with lots of blink effects and haste to shit out Black Lotuseses and draw your whole deck = broken and boring.
Using Garth instead of Kenrith as a generic good-value guy to lead your wonky 5-color jank deck that doesn't have a bespoke commander = fair and fun.
@@devanbrowne8706 Funnily enough, that is exactly what I did.
idk those tusks look like some nice lifting support
Thats why I play my main golgi boi Slimefoot. We dont do food, we do those sappy weeds. Smoke 'em if you got 'em 😎
Speaking if Golgari Sacrifice; I'd love to see a video on Mazirek, Kraul Death Priest
I´ll never stop........ JUST LIKE MY BOY SHIREI, SHIZO´S CARETAKER AND ALL OF HIS LITTLE FIRENDS DAY 6 LESGOOOOOOOO
Alright, Round 2 of askin' for a review for the King of Pain, Greven, Predator Captain!
You forgot he also turns food into control for you just target your opponents creatures and tap them
I am going to be building Gyome food tribal. It's not going to be strong, but it's going to be a feast
The moment the Gyome player casts Trail of Crumbs y'all might as well pack It up because he will grind you to dust and use you to season his Soup.
I say let him cook...
As long as he cooks up a roast for Rankle and Torbran
Well if you put some protection on the horns and then with his mouth you could have a little tri force party.
I would love for you to roast Breena, the Demogogue
I am once again asking for the roast of Nevinyrral, Urborg Tyrant
I should build a gyome deck. Golgari ganondorf is just me. That's my whole gimmick.
When you doing more Sanderson.
I actually made a Gyome deck when he came out and I made it themed around the chef and his tools or kitchen themed. But also because I'm a sneaky bitch everything is basically equipment Voltron. Nothing's better than lulling opponents into false sense of security by offering to give their creatures indestructible early and then slapping them with a 25/25 trampling, indestructible big boy later. Gyome serves both delicious food and ass beatings.
Cauldron Familiar would trigger Gyome every time it entered so got five food tokens and a sac outlet for oven cat, well not you get to make him enter five times and then create five more tokens
pffffft GOLGARI TRIFORCE is so on point damn
Ok I'll just cuddle Gyome all by my self then.
hello, love your vids they are genuinely funny and help take the edge of school off a little. if you want another casual commander try gisa and geralf they are actually surprisingly fun ,one of my favorite decks.
As a Cajun, I’m here to happily announce that his name is pronounced “Yum”
I love Gyome and I've been trying to make him for AGES. Finally cracked it with Wilds of Eldraine and LOTR having so many food cards, up until now it was gonna be either a rat colony deck or a ninja typal deck
If you want an infinite combo of food generation and sacrifice, Peregrin Took + Experimental confectioner = infinite card draw, 1/1 can't block rats, and food sacking and etb
@@starviper1813 tyyy I have both of those in the deck but didn't know they combo'd!
@HexQuesTT yea the way it works is you sac 3 food to Took, which triggers confectioner 3 times. And because it's 3 seperate triggers Took adds 1 food to each instance of token generation. Now you have 3 rats and your 3 food have been replaced and you draw a card. Add on other payoff cards and boom 💥