This week's video is something a little unusual, but after playing quite a bit of Enlisted, we couldn't help ourselves. Thanks as always go to our brilliant Patreons for their support, and to Call of War this week for sponsoring this one: callofwar.onelink.me/q5L6/Squire
Look who got a new graphics card, not a cardboard gun in sight! Edit: I seem to have become the most liked comment in this section and I thereby feel it my duty to claim it for His Majesty and the British Empire
I hear you all saying "Wow, Squire has got quite a big cast in this one" - Well, prepare for a shock everyone. It's just Bill and I pulling slightly dodgy faces.
@@SquireComedy I mean... you see the mustache and you say... 'Wow, squire just lobbed his dignity over the fence' Edit: This wouldn't be the first time either
At this point, War Thunder and Gaijin'd is a buzz word for a massive crap-ton of suffering and addiction that is 9000 times worse than meth and cocaine addiction combined.
"find an engineer and politely ask him to take 30 seconds out of his sandbag castle project to build an AT gun" as a main engineer player I find that extremely offensive... they're not castles, they're forts, we're not in the middle ages come on
a polite request mate. when you build a r.s. point in a building. could you please not sandbag up all the doors and windows. it is so undignified to have to jump out a up stairs window every time. thanking you in anticipation :)
@@commissargeko4029 Not if you mix a bit of cement into the sand while building! And also maybe a bit of gravel. And also maybe some rebar reinforcement. Now that will be a true engineer's sand castle.
As an Enlisted player myself, I can say with confidence that this is an accurate briefing of my AI bai- I mean squadmates, and that this can also apply to the other armies in the game
Don't forget about the part of not following the section leader when he sneaks in or out of a building through a window and instead marching straight around the building into the open to find a nice doorway.
@1:51 This really happens in militaries. In the Army I was told "not to think but to do" even though my job contained math that if I got it wrong, the wrong things blow up, maybe even us. 🤪
“If you’re lucky enough to be issued a bayonet” Insert: Japanese Army chuckling in the distance Also Insert- Japanese Light Machine Gunners nervously chuckling in the distance
i feel like the most historically accurate part of enlisted is the regiments/divisions. all of the in-game divisions are real divisions which i think is really impressive. and for an indie game (a free one at that) it is way more historically accurate than games like battlefield V and cod vanguard.
Question how the hell does a stick of dynamite do more than the Pumas 30mm, next you’ll be telling me a T-34 can take 2 shots to the engine by a panzerfaust
"Say your squad leader's rolling around on the floor in a vicious knife fight in the next room. You can't just sit there and listen to him getting done in!" This instructor watched Saving Private Ryan.
To be fair, gunners (premium ones as well) are the real chads among the Enlisted AI. I even had battles where my AI gunners got 10+ kills (yeah, those are more rare, but you get the idea)
@@no_4259 You need to learn their "logic" and utilize them accordingly. Sometimes they are just cannonfodder, but they can actually give you some nice additional firepower. Also, soldier rank and level plays important role.
@@7isAnOddNumber After this update they are noticeably worse because they run around every window, but you can still order order them to focus on certain direction (potentialy gets you more kills, especially if you have gunners on rank III or above), you can order them to build/destroy/cap (no matter the distance) while you oversee the area... They aren´t completely useless.
They have a bunch of pre ww1, ww1 ,WW2 and post WW2 rifles ,machine guns and sub machine guns like an l1A1 otherwise known as an SLR . They let you handle them if you ask and you can have a ride in a tank but if you have a driving licence you can drive one. Plus they have the original Avre tank.
The fun part is when you are prone trying to crawl though an open field, and then your AI Pops right up to shoot their rifles at a plane flying by and right in sight of a tank.
He hit the nail on the head, I have squads with the best guns I can equip them with (M1 Garands and Carbines) And then some with Lee Enfields and Ross's or Springfields
This week's video is something a little unusual, but after playing quite a bit of Enlisted, we couldn't help ourselves. Thanks as always go to our brilliant Patreons for their support, and to Call of War this week for sponsoring this one: callofwar.onelink.me/q5L6/Squire
Isn’t?
@@GeremiasVi Isn't it though?
Mate, your bread and butter is war thunder. Please make more of it.
Ignore the peeps that keep wanting one track videos. Keep er goin with any videos ya like to do. Cheers.
More Hoi4?
Look who got a new graphics card, not a cardboard gun in sight!
Edit: I seem to have become the most liked comment in this section and I thereby feel it my duty to claim it for His Majesty and the British Empire
It's all these sponsors!
@@SquireComedy well I guess the colonies aren't bringing home the bread anymore so good on you!
True, without cardboard guns it is not a true representation of the British army
@@sirpringlesthebold3921 heeey I've heard L85s aren't _that_ bad
@@boomboy4102 you can't trust what u read on the internet
I hear you all saying "Wow, Squire has got quite a big cast in this one" - Well, prepare for a shock everyone. It's just Bill and I pulling slightly dodgy faces.
Interesting
And you guys got more realistic guns that aren't airsoft rifles.
Wrong, it's just your extended family
They don't like it, Upham I see that Dad's Army reference!
Impossible
'slightly dodgy faces' massive understatement there, i'm afraid
No idea what you mean.
Absolutely didn't see Bill crossing his eyes.
@@SquireComedy I mean... you see the mustache and you say... 'Wow, squire just lobbed his dignity over the fence'
Edit: This wouldn't be the first time either
@@tedlee7821 ... he had dignity?!
big tit
@@SquireComedy i could’ve sworn that i saw a warpath ad with you in it while watching another video…
Squire went from using cardboard guns to realistic props.
What you mean to say is that he upgraded his gpu.
I liked the cardboard weapons
He got one of those new RTX cards
Evolution
Probably lost his premium account to buy a better card, you poor and glorious hero...
I love the Saving Private Ryan reference in the beginning lol
"You can't just sit in the other room and listen as he gets done in!"
His name was Upham as well. That's the name of the kid Captain Miller drafted into being the translator.
And the whole "Weekend pass: revoked" is a direct reference to the first episode of Band of Brothers
I knew it was a reference!
Enlisted
Pros: War Thunder with Infantry
Cons: War Thunder with Infantry
This one of my new favourite yt comments now
Aka the Poor-man's battlefield 5 but with bot-squads
Ah yes, the infranty add-on it is
At this point, War Thunder and Gaijin'd is a buzz word for a massive crap-ton of suffering and addiction that is 9000 times worse than meth and cocaine addiction combined.
@@Moniks13807 It'll soon be on par with League of Legends or Destiny 2 pain, if it hasn't already.
Then it will be *the* known game for aids.
"find an engineer and politely ask him to take 30 seconds out of his sandbag castle project to build an AT gun"
as a main engineer player I find that extremely offensive... they're not castles, they're forts, we're not in the middle ages come on
Sandcastle go brrrr
As Dorn says, best offence is a good DEFENCE.
a polite request mate. when you build a r.s. point in a building. could you please not sandbag up all the doors and windows. it is so undignified to have to jump out a up stairs window every time. thanking you in anticipation :)
A fort that will instantly crumble into nothing if a high explosive goes off in its general vicinity.
@@commissargeko4029 Not if you mix a bit of cement into the sand while building! And also maybe a bit of gravel. And also maybe some rebar reinforcement.
Now that will be a true engineer's sand castle.
Ah…Gaijined, a phenomenon that transcends even games
Enlisted is made by Gaijin
@@qzg7857 Gaijin is just a publisher, not really the same studio behind war thunder who does Enlisted
Even in games not made by Gaijin.
Like WOT
@@SiameseTankist Im ashamed to say that whenever I'm playing games and something went wrong I automatically blame Gaijin even if it isn't their game
Well it is made by Darkflow, a dev team that is ex Gaijin devs. Same people also as well developed Cuisine Royal.
Armstrong and Miller homage was gold!
And once again we see a beautiful British rendition of that wacky American Band of Brothers series, now I can give it a nice 11/10 and some biscuits
I was just out riding my horse when the YT notification said “The British are Coming!” so now half the town thinks I’ve gone mad.
So thank you Squire.
Look me in the eyes and tell me, that they are mistaken.
All of Boston was like "Call in the Militia"!!!!!! Then they realize the war was won and we've been a country for 235 years. lol!!!!
As an Enlisted player myself, I can say with confidence that this is an accurate briefing of my AI bai- I mean squadmates, and that this can also apply to the other armies in the game
ah yes, more profile pics for the HOI4 squire mod.
to be honest Squire is making it very difficult to add more HOI4 portraits because most of the times their hats/helmets are cut in half by the screen
Ah finally “Band of Lads” came out. 😂😂😂
Just you wait until “Large assembly of fellows” shakes up the market
I was literally just about to go to sleep. Fantastic...
Haha, awfully sorry about that.
@@SquireComedy: It’s all worth it for good old fashioned Squire content.
at what is currently 4 pm
Im doing the opposite
@@kermitthefrog7722 I know it might be insane but have you heard of "Time Zones"
Gaijin: Would you like to play as British?
Me: Yes, Immediately.
"MEP!"
5:40
My first time in a tank (T-60). I tried to turn the hull to aim across a river.
Got stuck in a trench instead
its okey frend. at some point every enlisted player got stuck in a trench
@@enmemoriamedia4957even an M4A3E2 Jumbo got stuck in trench
"They don't like it, Uppum." - Swear that was a Dads Army joke.
It is. When I heard that, I thought to myself " What a wonderful joke that only 2 people in the comments will get" lmao Ole Jonesy
Indeed it is
soon as I heard the officer call him Upham, I was waiting for that joke to drop.
"If he decides to stand out in the open and shoot a tiger with a sten gun then by god you stand there and support him" funniest line in the video😂😂
Me who stabs the tank: pathetic
@@jarlathquinn2628 Drive closer! I want to hit it with my sword!
@@DaleksInc ah a fellow warhammer fan unfortunately that usually ends in my death
I am insulted that the major in training keeps mentioning squads, we're British we say section.
Damn...how did I miss that?
Why are you British?
Don't forget about the part of not following the section leader when he sneaks in or out of a building through a window and instead marching straight around the building into the open to find a nice doorway.
I’ve lost too many squads due to that exact situation
The quality is genuinely amazing! The costumes, characters and editing is at such a high standard!
2:10 He scratched his helmet 🤣
At 4:09 the soldier in the background tho
Enlisted: because the Sherman jumbo apparently is the most produced tank in history.
Ah yes, the tank which wasn’t present in Normandy vs a complete lack of tigers. Balance galore Gaijin!
Perfect timing! Got a lot of free time right now.
Ah, perfect! Get that kettle boiling!
@@SquireComedy Already is!
@1:51 This really happens in militaries. In the Army I was told "not to think but to do" even though my job contained math that if I got it wrong, the wrong things blow up, maybe even us. 🤪
The fucking sponsorship segments from squire are so good!!!
Appreciate that - This is our first pre-roll. Prefer having them at the end, but as long as they're funny we hope people don't mind too much.
@@SquireComedy Half the reason i watch you guys is to see how creative those ads are, and you guys do a fantastic job every time. !!
Commercials as they should be.
Squire and Bill, such fantastic sense of humour, you truly brighten our day!
**Activates microphone**
_Kill them_
I fucking love this game, I already have 300~ hours in the game and I love how true all if the jokes are
I don’t, put I play USA Normandy and haven’t unlocked the BAR yet so makes sense. Mg34s and 42s really hit hard...
@@paraphidd So do tank shells. Use that Stuart!
I'm unironically addicted to this game. The Normandy Campaign is my favourite so far but I honestly really like all the maps.
I’ll be sure to travel the 5 hours to Norfolk to see my favourite people bill and the other one with a few tanks
(This is intended as a light hearted joke although now I realise it’s not that funny, love the videos)
Love the Armstrong and Miller ad reference. Those were some of my favourite sketches
Awesome video Lads, my like is coming with my carrier pigeon, and congratulations with your child!
Thanks, Tom. That Pigeon will feed the family for a week!
Excellent! Squire is back. Always a good day when a Squire video pops up. I even enjoy the advert at the beginning. Well done, mates.
Squire to youtube: "YOU BETTER LET ME USE THESE RIFLES FOR RECORDING! UA-cam: It's not ver- Squire: *BANG BANG BANG*
congrats on your child btw
Thanks mate!
I agree
What’s it name? Let me guess, Earl gray mc custard cream.
@@SquireComedy yeah, what is their name?
something british i suppose
i mean ive got nothing against that im a brit myself
Unexpected but a good video as always. It’s good to see you again squire
There is bad Warpath adverts and then there is Squirea which is just next Level
Absolutely love the Armstrong pilots reference, really well done!!!
Good lord, the man's got an actual bren gun (not that anythings ever been made out of cardboard before of course...)
2:21 once again amazing dad's army reference, corporal jones was my favourite
You forgot how the infantry can take direct hits from 75mm guns and be fine.
“Oh got my head blown off. I’ll just patch it up, no worries”
75mm cannon < Sharp stick
Squire and LindyBeige collaboration when? I simply demand it Sir!
it would be 2 hours long and they will both speak very fast over each other. could be fun
@@apokos8871 it would be beautiful
Man, those guns just keep getting less and less realistic.
Does anyone feel a little bit of happiness when you see one of your AI squad members actually get a kill? Pretty satisfying to say the least.
I love the sketch you parodied!
that was a good choice for an ad.
Oh dear god… they have a budget. Full uniforms and no cardboard guns. Something is very very very wrong… probably.
Hail Squire. Keep up the good work
I like how they put a timer in the ads so people can skip them if they want, but I didn't skip them because they were too entertaining. lol
I like the band of brothers reference in the start
Ah so that's why that's why my squad looks up every time I commit war crimes
“If you’re lucky enough to be issued a bayonet”
Insert: Japanese Army chuckling in the distance
Also Insert- Japanese Light Machine Gunners nervously chuckling in the distance
"Weekend pass is revoked"
Oh God,captain Sobel would be proud
if feel like squire is really the only one that can make a 8-minute video if two people playing several different roles seem interesting and cool
keeep on going man!
Will do!
The yanks run around with Lee Enfields at Normandy.
Quite realistic I must say
i feel like the most historically accurate part of enlisted is the regiments/divisions. all of the in-game divisions are real divisions which i think is really impressive. and for an indie game (a free one at that) it is way more historically accurate than games like battlefield V and cod vanguard.
i love the band of brothers reference in the beginning of the skit. good job!
I’m dead. ☠️ love the saving private Ryan tribute. When he said his squad mate was rolling in the next room in a knife fight.😂😂
“They don’t like it, upham” very nice dads army reference
That was a slick Saving Private Ryan reference
Generous of the French to lend their pre-war rifles. Funny, they still look brand new…
Never been fired, only dropped once 😜
I hope your happy that I watched all of your war path add without skipping
Yup the gun graphics are improving, yeeeessss!
Great prop work. I'm not just kitting around here.
Wait...
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You're telling me I'm the only who maintains Ariel superiority and strafes with cannons before returning to rearm after firing rockets!?
No, he’s telling you that a large number of cats sitting on keyboards enjoy playing enlisted and don’t know how to fly planes.
Well done Gov! May your Lordship get lots of sponsors so that your grace may publish many more episodes. Thanks for sharing.
I wish I could visit the Tank Museum in Norfolk and meet you guys. Congrats on Little Squirt, Squire !
This what scraping the barrel looks like in hearts of iron 4
"You people are in the position of attention"
*sighs* Good old days with Band of Brothers
Thank you for working to improve warpath’s ads so as to make them bearable!
If a enemy soldier shoots a stray bullet through the air the whole squads procedure is to hop out of our trench and stare blindly at mg nests
Question how the hell does a stick of dynamite do more than the Pumas 30mm, next you’ll be telling me a T-34 can take 2 shots to the engine by a panzerfaust
It does much more than a Pz 3’s 75mm, though when facing Stuart’s and M8’s ammo rack shots are nice.
It is precisely 1 kg of tnt, so yeah good question as to how that does more damage than high velocity shells with more explosive than that
Love the Armstrong and Miller reference at the beginning!
"Say your squad leader's rolling around on the floor in a vicious knife fight in the next room. You can't just sit there and listen to him getting done in!"
This instructor watched Saving Private Ryan.
Sand bag castle project 😂 that's usually the way it goes
yall just keep getting better and better with your writing, keep it up!
A force with mustaches as glorious as this surely can't be bested on any field of battle known to man .....
Can relate most of my squad are max level expet one with the random misfits
I love the sense of doubt in yourself when Bill said you'd be at Armourfest. It's almost like you think no one will show up because you'd be there. =P
Great video, and thanks for the little Dad's Army homage! They don't like that...Upem!
There is nothing quite like driving a tank looking out of a gunners scope!
*now where am I going?*
**into a ditch! DAMN**
Love the veiled Dad’s Army reference. Nice work!
To be fair, gunners (premium ones as well) are the real chads among the Enlisted AI. I even had battles where my AI gunners got 10+ kills (yeah, those are more rare, but you get the idea)
I don’t think I’ve seen any of my soldiers get more than 2 kills.
@@no_4259 You need to learn their "logic" and utilize them accordingly. Sometimes they are just cannonfodder, but they can actually give you some nice additional firepower.
Also, soldier rank and level plays important role.
@@eliasar5051 So does the incompetence of the enemy and their respective bots, or in other words, dumb luck. You can’t control the bots at all.
@@7isAnOddNumber After this update they are noticeably worse because they run around every window, but you can still order order them to focus on certain direction (potentialy gets you more kills, especially if you have gunners on rank III or above), you can order them to build/destroy/cap (no matter the distance) while you oversee the area... They aren´t completely useless.
4:20 lol very very accurate
6:52 lmao even better 😂
I didn’t even think about the wounded people on the ground until you put it like that. *sings* WAR CRIMESSS!
the Norfolk tank museum is amazing been there last year and had a great time
My guy, that ad at the start was amazing lol. Very well done impersonation.
Jenkins must be a SUPER premium squad, that Bren has some crazy futuristic stock on it!
This must be the most british channel and person i've ever seen and i love it
oh my the Saving Private Ryan references are getting out of hand🤣
Remember chaps, sleep deprevation is temporary, but Squire is eternal!
Guys if you play call of war be ready to wake up at 7:40 in the morning and sleep at 12 am so you don’t get night invaded
They have a bunch of pre ww1, ww1 ,WW2 and post WW2 rifles ,machine guns and sub machine guns like an l1A1 otherwise known as an SLR . They let you handle them if you ask and you can have a ride in a tank but if you have a driving licence you can drive one. Plus they have the original Avre tank.
How do you depict these games so perfectly...
The fun part is when you are prone trying to crawl though an open field, and then your AI Pops right up to shoot their rifles at a plane flying by and right in sight of a tank.
He hit the nail on the head, I have squads with the best guns I can equip them with (M1 Garands and Carbines) And then some with Lee Enfields and Ross's or Springfields
You lot can thank me for the plane rams
You must have quite a few alternate accounts
@@7isAnOddNumber GB Nazgul624 that is the gamertag
when Armstrong and Miller did this bit during the advert, they were so ahead of their time, nobody seemed to get it
Best part of the week when I get some squire content love it man!