Clarkson, Hammond and May Trash-Talking Each Other's Cars | The Grand Tour Season 1 | Prime Video

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  • @PrimeVideoUK
    @PrimeVideoUK  3 роки тому +486

    What's your favourite trash-talking moment?

    • @moosejuice4231
      @moosejuice4231 3 роки тому +17

      Season 4 episode 3

    • @TristanCtrissy
      @TristanCtrissy 3 роки тому +8

      It's gotta be the seatbelts

    • @PublicBus09
      @PublicBus09 3 роки тому +28

      Its gotta be brown cars

    • @l96ai
      @l96ai 3 роки тому +7

      when hammond stranded in an island with another dude... filler series before the next grand tour episodes.. I don't pay 6 dollar just to watch one episode of grand tour a year...

    • @Mass_hole508
      @Mass_hole508 3 роки тому +4

      All of them! 😁

  • @MajorSrb95
    @MajorSrb95 3 роки тому +1430

    "Irrelevant twaddle"
    James is a treasure.

  • @ElmarDempers
    @ElmarDempers 3 роки тому +1596

    These blokes could literally host any show about any topic and everyone would watch it.

    • @PrimeVideoUK
      @PrimeVideoUK  3 роки тому +331

      Any ideas? This could be interesting...

    • @chiefdenis
      @chiefdenis 3 роки тому +17

      That's what i said when i watched the recent drive tribe episode

    • @jamesward3414
      @jamesward3414 3 роки тому +15

      Wouldn’t just watch but rewatch again and again

    • @horvatharamadrasan
      @horvatharamadrasan 3 роки тому +74

      Still waiting for 'speed of birds'

    • @kaizen190
      @kaizen190 3 роки тому +19

      I second a season of the speed of birds

  • @tripprogers4814
    @tripprogers4814 3 роки тому +2218

    CLARKSON: "How much.."
    MAY: "What units would you like?"
    BOTH: "Tons.."
    MAY: "Five"

  • @Jake_Broer
    @Jake_Broer 3 роки тому +306

    The buggy special has got to be one of my favorites. Reminds me of the trip across Botswana they did for TG. The banter between these three is unmatched by anyone

  • @KAKersey225
    @KAKersey225 3 роки тому +1191

    “Alfa Romeo: purveyors of disappointment for nearly three decades!”
    James May is 👑

    • @Kronos0999
      @Kronos0999 3 роки тому +23

      It's the truth though, lol

    • @HyperVegitoDBZ
      @HyperVegitoDBZ 3 роки тому +7

      He is not exactly wrong

    • @viron6734
      @viron6734 2 роки тому +1

      They are the most beautiful cars, at least.

  • @lak1796
    @lak1796 3 роки тому +218

    They've been together for SO LONG that they knew exactly what the others are going to say.

    • @germalean88g77
      @germalean88g77 3 роки тому +1

      It's all staged! Always has been? U not no that?

    • @somebody7205
      @somebody7205 3 роки тому +22

      @@germalean88g77 even if it still works because of their chemistry. Otherwise 90% would feel forced and cringe

    • @billdude1564
      @billdude1564 2 роки тому +2

      The writers have been doing these characters for so long they know what to have them say!

  • @theninethrees8044
    @theninethrees8044 3 роки тому +825

    “Swamp”
    “Mine Field”
    “Christmas”
    “Mexico”

    • @jachymholakovsky9133
      @jachymholakovsky9133 3 роки тому +6

      nice

    • @folou9199
      @folou9199 3 роки тому +30

      All the settings you need in your offroader, perfect.

    • @MikeKay1978
      @MikeKay1978 3 роки тому +3

      what should you choose driving in a desert with cactuses?

    • @folou9199
      @folou9199 3 роки тому +18

      @@MikeKay1978 if it's not in Mexico, or at Christmas, you better hope that this desert is a Swamp...

  • @transporthaven1909
    @transporthaven1909 3 роки тому +3230

    So Jeremy is a farmer, Richard is a gardener and James is a pub owner. Wow

    • @user-zs8hv1lg2g
      @user-zs8hv1lg2g 3 роки тому +39

      It turns out ok I suppose. If I was any one of the I be ok with that

    • @theodoremaximillios1797
      @theodoremaximillios1797 3 роки тому +64

      The irony is unreal

    • @josef596
      @josef596 3 роки тому +25

      At least we can go and meet them now.

    • @beano9343
      @beano9343 3 роки тому +45

      I always backed Captain Slow secretly. Glad it paid off

    • @nishadylan
      @nishadylan 3 роки тому +5

      How the mighty have fallen 😂

  • @gerardmontgomery280
    @gerardmontgomery280 3 роки тому +474

    "Have you got your seatbelt on?" The most lowkey insult ever.

    • @Alpha_team122
      @Alpha_team122 3 роки тому +10

      3:30

    • @Oblivion9873
      @Oblivion9873 3 роки тому +6

      nothing low key about it

    • @EleanorPeterson
      @EleanorPeterson 8 місяців тому +1

      Lots of, er, 'winking' going on, only with the 'i' swapped for an 'a'. I thought it was rather droll, actually.

  • @Archon331
    @Archon331 3 роки тому +139

    5:43 Jeremy's face gets me every time

  • @rocky3722
    @rocky3722 3 роки тому +458

    Waiting for the new season, they are my favourite presenters of all time.

    • @jaydengraham8303
      @jaydengraham8303 3 роки тому +13

      Yeah rip I will never forget these guys changed my life

    • @JoseNate
      @JoseNate 3 роки тому +36

      @Isaac Nesbitt At least a new episode will come, they filmed for The Grand Tour in Scotland about a year ago I think. Editing is all done and they gave it to Amazon, so it’s now up to Amazon to put it online 👍🏻

    • @jaydengraham8303
      @jaydengraham8303 3 роки тому +5

      @@JoseNate yea they say that they may do a few solo episodes, also they are doing some of their own stuff

    • @uncharteddama9861
      @uncharteddama9861 3 роки тому +9

      I only watch tv when these guys are on tv otherwise TV is a load of 💩

    • @legioner9
      @legioner9 3 роки тому +5

      @Isaac Nesbitt From what I have read, I understand that filming will start when the idiotic pandemic is over. Is this information accurate? Cause I hear rumors ...

  • @jabusakasa266
    @jabusakasa266 3 роки тому +26

    "this is two scrap cars glued together by a Muppet" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @trossk
    @trossk 2 роки тому +14

    The "an cow" gets me every time

  • @jikantoketsu
    @jikantoketsu 3 роки тому +83

    I could watch hours and hours of them just roasting each other

  • @jacktheIV44
    @jacktheIV44 3 роки тому +64

    the ONLY thing I watch on television is old Top Gear and The Grand Tour. I just watch it until it’s over... and then I go back to the first episodes of Top Gear in the early 2000’s and watch right up to the latest GT special.... and then I repeat that cycle again- and again- and again I can NEVER get enough of these three.

    • @LeopaldStraus
      @LeopaldStraus 3 роки тому +3

      Where do you watch the old TG from 2000? Can’t find it anywhere, like it never existed

    • @js.1905
      @js.1905 3 роки тому +2

      @@LeopaldStraus a large amount of the 2000s Topgear is on Netflix

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan 3 роки тому

      ‘First episodes of Top Gear in the early 2000’s’ - The first episodes of Top Gear were in 1977, and it reached it’s peak viewership in the late 80’s and early 90’s.

    • @jacktheIV44
      @jacktheIV44 3 роки тому +1

      @@AtheistOrphan you are absolutely correct, but I was referring to Top Gear with Hamster, Capt. Slow, and the Orangutan

  • @DAxBatres
    @DAxBatres 3 роки тому +9

    7:50 is the most “I win” smile I’ve ever seen

  • @PublicBus09
    @PublicBus09 3 роки тому +251

    Best insult:
    "ITS BROWN"

  • @LongLiveRockAnRoll
    @LongLiveRockAnRoll 3 роки тому +86

    1:37 Jeremy's motto for life.

  • @kittyhawk3831
    @kittyhawk3831 3 роки тому +383

    What does it weigh?
    What units would you like?
    Tons.
    5...

    • @ferrari2k
      @ferrari2k 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah I lost it at that :D

  • @acecenturionairsoft3120
    @acecenturionairsoft3120 3 роки тому +37

    Tbf, I don’t know anyone who watches the grand tour for mainly the cars, yes you watch it partly for the cars, but really we are all here for the 3 legendary hosts

  • @KuraiWashi
    @KuraiWashi 2 роки тому +4

    I enjoy that in response to the mileage question the best Hammond could come up with was bringing up the "brown" about Clarkson's car.

  • @tushargupta1764
    @tushargupta1764 3 роки тому +63

    Jeremy lying in the voice over about claiming that James and Hammond were appreciating this car was so hilarious

  • @eg_palm_tree3347
    @eg_palm_tree3347 3 роки тому +10

    Hammond enjoying the sound of the dodges supercharger whine is amazing

  • @xlxWolfxlx
    @xlxWolfxlx 3 роки тому +7

    I just love these guys
    Might be the best thing that happened for the past few decades

  • @the_opperrator6571
    @the_opperrator6571 3 роки тому +34

    Wish we got more than 1.5 hours of the Grand Tour per year.

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan 3 роки тому +2

      Er, there’s this thing called ‘The Pandemic’.

  • @aguirrearbhie8611
    @aguirrearbhie8611 3 роки тому +15

    7:49 that smile 😀💀

  • @aaronlucas2477
    @aaronlucas2477 2 роки тому +7

    That buggy scene where they leave Jezza and he just nods like "yep, that's about right" 🤣

  • @johntrussell7228
    @johntrussell7228 3 роки тому +5

    THIS is why these guys are the greatest of all time.

  • @HolaACchillin
    @HolaACchillin 3 роки тому +64

    The greatest automotive journalist of all time! ❤️

  • @dashiejinxx100
    @dashiejinxx100 2 роки тому +16

    "It's obviously a serious off roader"
    "Oh what, those symb-- so you can set it for Swamp, Minefield, Christmas and Mexico? Nice"
    Absolutely class 🤣

  • @BrandonPMotsilanyane
    @BrandonPMotsilanyane 3 роки тому +9

    these three guys are the reason I watched car shows only connected to them I can't do other shows

  • @falconhalo5243
    @falconhalo5243 3 роки тому +8

    I loved the banshee wail of Hammond's Hellcat.

  • @ramadhanisme7
    @ramadhanisme7 3 роки тому +2

    Best car show presenter ever, i will really miss their shows

  • @unsuitablemoo6185
    @unsuitablemoo6185 3 роки тому +56

    I would definitely be Hammond with the Hellcat. Huge smile, slamming on it, braking hard

  • @Cobb
    @Cobb 3 роки тому +5

    Every moment with them is great.

  • @benn87
    @benn87 3 роки тому +7

    1:51 I've seen the episode several times. But I've only just noticed how small Clarkson's car is compared to Hammond's...

  • @frags7792
    @frags7792 3 роки тому +7

    The non-scripted parts still hits you with humor.

  • @prajjwalbajpai9302
    @prajjwalbajpai9302 3 роки тому +51

    This video is better than a whole series of new top gear.

    • @seanharrison6162
      @seanharrison6162 3 роки тому +3

      I will not let chris Harris take such slander his sections are great everyone else garbage

  • @boombox4037
    @boombox4037 2 роки тому +1

    One of the main reasons I love these guys on the show

  • @saaraguhar1234
    @saaraguhar1234 3 роки тому +11

    the way this title basically sums up what the grand tour is about

  • @Mohamed.B.H
    @Mohamed.B.H 3 роки тому +1

    7:50..yea that's the smile

  • @gabrielyudi5109
    @gabrielyudi5109 3 роки тому +2

    I can't have enough of these three

  • @SukruTurkkan
    @SukruTurkkan 3 роки тому +20

    JC: "Push"
    RH: "Hmmm?"
    JC: "Can I have a push?"
    RH: "hahahaha" and rolls away

  • @mrmoran0077
    @mrmoran0077 3 роки тому +13

    6:10 I think I can see where BMW have been pinching ideas for their grilles from....

  • @michaelbreckshot6589
    @michaelbreckshot6589 3 роки тому +22

    "It's brown"
    "It's orange"
    I can see what James and Richard mean. Because a dark orange can look brown.

    • @Jusuff
      @Jusuff 3 роки тому +3

      To me it looks red with an orange pearlescent

  • @flexvision2000
    @flexvision2000 3 роки тому

    @ 1:37, Jeremy's Land Rover l.e.d. lights flashes like an Off Road Rozzer. Brilliant!

  • @krazYFaic
    @krazYFaic 3 роки тому +35

    4:30 I think May would be the safest bet if you were to lend your car to these three. With Clarkson you'd end up filling a lawsuit and you can say goodbye to your car if Hammond gets a hold of it.

    • @lewishamilton.f1.44
      @lewishamilton.f1.44 2 роки тому +6

      If hammond gets a hold of it it would no ĺonger be a car more like a pile of bits that used to be a car

  • @armastat
    @armastat 3 роки тому +5

    Hammond in the last scene as he turns off the camera "No witnesses'

  • @ajcoopa
    @ajcoopa 3 роки тому +4

    I low-key love The Excellent

  • @vaughnsigal4560
    @vaughnsigal4560 3 роки тому +4

    I'm sorry but that Aston was far from brown, it was a beautiful colour. Dark orange, a bit of gold, in the sun it looked stunning.

  • @lookwhoscomin
    @lookwhoscomin 3 роки тому +8

    7:47 Classic

  • @mycroftsanchez901
    @mycroftsanchez901 Рік тому

    Are you staring at the world through a cow's ring? Brilliant from Hammond!

  • @guebos16
    @guebos16 3 роки тому +5

    Does anyone remember in the maserati in topgear where its
    JAMES: Semi auto auto? Ohh these are the weapons😂

  • @stepha5926
    @stepha5926 Рік тому +6

    4:18 is honestly one of the greatest things I've ever heard: "An old man driving a low garden wall into a river." 🤣 Hammond's deadpan delivery too is what makes it. 👌

  • @mjeed8726
    @mjeed8726 3 роки тому +5

    The Porsche does really have a missionary position car feeling about it XD

  • @vandna5388
    @vandna5388 3 роки тому +3

    What units would like
    Tonne
    Five
    I died right there 🤣

  • @M123OCT
    @M123OCT 3 роки тому +7

    Richard Hammond is so lucky to have such completely natural dark hair and beard at his age. 🤭

    • @GryphLane
      @GryphLane 3 роки тому +3

      And perfectly white teeth!

  • @willemwhite9016
    @willemwhite9016 3 роки тому +1

    4:11 One of my favourites

  • @joeelkins5234
    @joeelkins5234 3 роки тому +28

    Niks V: Why do I hear boss music?

  • @FightingForceSoulless
    @FightingForceSoulless 3 роки тому +3

    3:30 Casino lifestyle :)

  • @tirupatisrinivasaatmaraman8454
    @tirupatisrinivasaatmaraman8454 3 роки тому +3

    Hammond singing the BROWN SONG and Jeremy replying screaming ITS ORANGE 😂😂🤣😅

    • @phillipmercer3641
      @phillipmercer3641 3 роки тому

      There both wrong, its red

    • @tirupatisrinivasaatmaraman8454
      @tirupatisrinivasaatmaraman8454 3 роки тому

      @@phillipmercer3641 maybe they might come up with some other word for RED bro !!! Can't believe even now that the entire show came to an end 😣😣😢

  • @pawanyadav9854
    @pawanyadav9854 3 роки тому +6

    This is the reason why we watched grand tour

  • @devinranasinghe1222
    @devinranasinghe1222 3 роки тому

    swamp, minefield, Christmas or mexico
    honestly this entire video is simply brilliant

  • @thlee3
    @thlee3 3 роки тому +1

    gawd. i love them!!

  • @VonSketcher
    @VonSketcher 3 роки тому +4

    0:58 One of those moments when I wish I could be in the distant background shouting "It's not brown you colourblind potato!"

  • @beano9343
    @beano9343 3 роки тому +5

    1:45 This is gold and believable acting. Pure gold.
    Can the rubbish you are producing now unless it's like this

  • @ILOVEHALOhahajk
    @ILOVEHALOhahajk 3 роки тому

    The blue colour of that rolly is beautiful.

  • @rowensamuel2979
    @rowensamuel2979 5 місяців тому

    "Are you staring the world 🌍 through the cow's ring" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @carolinegcooke
    @carolinegcooke 2 роки тому +4

    1:04 Personally, I thought it was more reddy-orange

  • @TheeVelvetHammer
    @TheeVelvetHammer Рік тому

    YYYEEEEESSS!!
    Thick sills…
    For strength😂

  • @papabear5080
    @papabear5080 3 роки тому +1

    They make a hilarious team.

  • @jxosep_runs
    @jxosep_runs 3 роки тому +3

    Wow, I miss this trio! Can't wait for more episodes!

    • @DerekHartley
      @DerekHartley 3 роки тому

      You'll be waiting a long time.

  • @kennethbarnard7667
    @kennethbarnard7667 3 роки тому

    My favorite 3 people ever alive

  • @sazisokhango2823
    @sazisokhango2823 3 роки тому +3

    The Misfire part never gets old lol

    • @kgroveringer03
      @kgroveringer03 Рік тому

      It's very reminiscent of the £1500 supercar challenge on old TG

  • @jacobp249
    @jacobp249 3 роки тому +1

    I love James' little look at the camera as he speeds off 7:52

  • @MrKingdavy
    @MrKingdavy 3 роки тому +1

    Mays rolls Royce number plate says dube that also happens to be a nickname we use for durex 😂😂😂

  • @jacekpiterow900
    @jacekpiterow900 3 роки тому

    Those guys are brilliant.

  • @setholsen7096
    @setholsen7096 2 роки тому +1

    "Why didn't you wined the windows up?"

  • @themaxcapri1481
    @themaxcapri1481 2 роки тому +2

    2:51 :
    May: STOP IT
    Hammond: Car go *wee wee*

  • @progste
    @progste 3 роки тому +1

    Clarkson: it's a tiger!
    Hammond: IT'S BROWN!

  • @___HiddenMaster___
    @___HiddenMaster___ 3 роки тому

    The comparison at 3.54 is genius

  • @goldgeologist5320
    @goldgeologist5320 3 роки тому +1

    I love these guys!

  • @donaldncube2607
    @donaldncube2607 3 роки тому

    The Best Trip ever to Grace television... the Morden day 3 WiseMen ‼️‼️‼️‼️

  • @DLGaming2002
    @DLGaming2002 9 місяців тому +1

    8:06, Hammond didn’t want Clarkson to waste the viewer's time with his BS.

  • @rayrichard2756
    @rayrichard2756 2 роки тому

    Idknt even care about cars, I just love these 3

  • @leandrow9268
    @leandrow9268 Рік тому

    Jeremy - "That's what you need."
    James - "A brown car??"
    Gets me everytime..lol

  • @atlascore6247
    @atlascore6247 3 роки тому +1

    Chef Ramsay: ITS RAW
    Hammond and May: ITS BROWN

  • @Mistahhuntah
    @Mistahhuntah 3 роки тому +13

    Just release the next special already.

  • @shivekaniruth5402
    @shivekaniruth5402 3 роки тому +2

    The real question is...do you have your seatbelt on?🤣

  • @xride09
    @xride09 3 роки тому +34

    This is nice but where is the new series? We've been waiting forever!!

    • @anshmehta537
      @anshmehta537 3 роки тому +6

      it’s over

    • @Junior-wq5ye
      @Junior-wq5ye 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah it’s over

    • @dynamokebab1
      @dynamokebab1 3 роки тому +13

      They're just doing specials.

    • @Hoganply
      @Hoganply 3 роки тому

      I believe they're editing the next special currently.

  • @omarorola5729
    @omarorola5729 3 роки тому +1

    clarkson to hammond and may. "Your mocking the inflicted."

  • @martinwulf7251
    @martinwulf7251 3 роки тому +1

    Extinct professions:
    4:18 The body mason.
    5:06 The body potter
    .

  • @snarlbuckle
    @snarlbuckle 3 роки тому

    That SL is baller cubed.

  • @EvanCops
    @EvanCops 2 роки тому +1

    0:16 Makes me think of a Sand King

  • @nalaka3488
    @nalaka3488 3 роки тому +1

    It's weird but from a distance the excellent looks awesome and I would love to drive it

    • @PrimeVideoUK
      @PrimeVideoUK  3 роки тому +1

      Who wouldn't want a tall Mercedes?

  • @kevinobill4818
    @kevinobill4818 Рік тому

    1:06 Clarkson: IT’S ORAAANGE.

  • @captainx5379
    @captainx5379 3 роки тому +3

    How to say something which you don't like is bad :
    *"it's broown"*

  • @sidineicorrea2982
    @sidineicorrea2982 3 роки тому +2

    Adoro de mais esses 3 eles tem classe oque é raro achar .

  • @massimoricciardi6202
    @massimoricciardi6202 2 роки тому +1

    IT'S BROWN!!!!!! Lol.