Ranking Every Chocolate Chip Cookie ft. Zach Kornfeld

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  • Опубліковано 20 вер 2024
  • Today, we're ranking every chocolate chip cookie we could get our hands on--and special guest Zach Kornfeld of The Try Guys is here to rank vegan options, too!
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  • @babishculinaryuniverse
    @babishculinaryuniverse  8 днів тому +2803

    Gatorwine episode is next I swear

    • @Hohhot
      @Hohhot 8 днів тому +119

      Every gaterade flavor with every wine under $12

    • @ItsBooToYou
      @ItsBooToYou 8 днів тому +16

      SIR

    • @soup_queen
      @soup_queen 8 днів тому +53

      Will it be all of the gatorade flavors with the same wine, different wines with the same gatorade, or some combination of the two? What are the logistics of gatorwine? Will it be cheap wine, expensive wine, a little bit of both perhaps? Furthermore, will there be so much wine drinking that the level of inebriation is going to have an effect on the ranking of different gatorwines further down the line? There are many questions to be asked, many variables to be accounted for.

    • @imnotgivingyoumyname810
      @imnotgivingyoumyname810 8 днів тому +1

      I think this was the first tasting episode that I genuinely wanted to take part in.

    • @Foo007
      @Foo007 7 днів тому +6

      What’s the over/under on Charles Shaw paired with Glacier Freeze?

  • @TocsTheWanderer
    @TocsTheWanderer 7 днів тому +1079

    Fun fact, Canola oil, also known as rapeseed oil, comes from a plant in the mustard family. That's why the cookie package says "mustard free".

    • @kogumasmommy
      @kogumasmommy 7 днів тому +54

      Now what about that shellfish

    • @TocsTheWanderer
      @TocsTheWanderer 7 днів тому +25

      @@kogumasmommy No idea

    • @zacharyworr5754
      @zacharyworr5754 7 днів тому +55

      ​@@TocsTheWanderersimple. People with shellfish allergies are usually also allergic to cockroaches.

    • @goblin5494
      @goblin5494 7 днів тому +16

      Why would they call it rapeseed

    • @TocsTheWanderer
      @TocsTheWanderer 7 днів тому +70

      @@goblin5494 It comes from the Latin word for turnip, which is "rapa". Turnips are also in the mustard family.

  • @pensandshakers
    @pensandshakers 8 днів тому +4594

    The Council is not pleased that this is not the promised Gatorwine video, Andrew. Do not make us take further action.

    • @RicochetMayhem
      @RicochetMayhem 8 днів тому +188

      There will be dire consequences if he is unable to follow up on his promise of the Gatorwine ranking.

    • @johnsmith-jq1uc
      @johnsmith-jq1uc 8 днів тому +93

      We will rise up. We will fight. We will win.

    • @FKATorp
      @FKATorp 8 днів тому +60

      Maybe this was filmed a month ago and we'll get Gatorwine in a couple weeks

    • @Senthiuz
      @Senthiuz 8 днів тому +63

      I need more Gatorwine songs.
      I also need the entirety of Fenway Park singing "Sweet Gatorwine"

    • @Nilejavxip
      @Nilejavxip 8 днів тому +19

      Also, I put forth a motion to lobby for a chocolate bar ranking next.

  • @CriticalMonkey623
    @CriticalMonkey623 7 днів тому +156

    As a Canadian it always makes me very happy to see the Canadian brands in these videos, especially when they do better than average.

    • @swinkscalibur8506
      @swinkscalibur8506 4 дні тому +4

      Seeing the Decadent made me nostalgic for my youth in the North.

    • @rtyrsson
      @rtyrsson 3 дні тому +5

      I just returned from visiting my sister in Toronto. I ate Coffee Crisp and Ruffles All-Dressed for a week and damaged my kidneys with decidedly unholy quantities of Tim Horton's. I can occasionally find these things down here, but only very rarely. Nonetheless I should recover in time for my next visit so that I may abuse myself once again. To attempt the lingo of the younger generation in the US: "The snack game is on point."

    • @sanriohamtori
      @sanriohamtori День тому

      @@rtyrssonlol

    • @yoursodumn
      @yoursodumn 2 години тому

      Meanwhile, I am so happy I have American options and can ignore PC to buy Tate's instead

  • @cinnababy6331
    @cinnababy6331 8 днів тому +816

    The story about chocolate chip cookies is actually false! The woman who made them was a skilled baker and she more than likely was experimenting on purpose. Tasting History with Max Miller has a very interesting look into the past of the chocolate chip cookie

    • @ShayRae1392
      @ShayRae1392 8 днів тому +23

      Came here to say the same thing lol

    • @PaulSkySwitzer
      @PaulSkySwitzer 8 днів тому +32

      Shout out to tasting history!

    • @laurennsspencer
      @laurennsspencer 7 днів тому +42

      I was really hoping somebody would point this out! Justice for Ruth Wakefield, her legacy was not an accident 🤍

    • @alijane6675
      @alijane6675 7 днів тому +16

      Research matters, and Max Miller does his. Ruth Wakefield ❤

    • @paliggae
      @paliggae 7 днів тому +8

      Max is awesome! Great channel!

  • @TenaciousP45
    @TenaciousP45 8 днів тому +245

    Ruth Wakefield didn't make chocolate chip cookies by accident. she was a smart cookie that made a bunch of cookie recipes. Its a shame thats the story that survived history

  • @MalachiGoldschmidt
    @MalachiGoldschmidt 8 днів тому +937

    I kid you not, 10 minutes into the video I stopped, went out of my apartment, walked to the nearest grocery store and bought some cookies to watch it with

    • @rileystewart3170
      @rileystewart3170 8 днів тому +71

      This reminds me of how grocery stores noticed an increase in sales in the UK when British bake off is on, but not in flour and sugar, just premade cakes. Consider us influenced.

    • @Konarcoffee
      @Konarcoffee 8 днів тому +10

      Plain potato chip rankings did this to me, would never buy plain otherwise

    • @cabk.4538
      @cabk.4538 8 днів тому +8

      Which brand did you choose tho

    • @Grayald
      @Grayald 8 днів тому +3

      Meanwhile, 10 minutes and I stopped watching because of all the pointless, uninteresting babbling going on.

    • @MalachiGoldschmidt
      @MalachiGoldschmidt 8 днів тому

      @@cabk.4538
      Well I actually live in Israel so we have different brands over here. I took something called "Soft Muffin Chewy Cookies" that have milk, dark and white chocolate chips in it. This is from the amazing dutch brand "Merba".

  • @GTRDesperado
    @GTRDesperado 8 днів тому +140

    Since he mentioned camping, he should do an MRE ranking episode. I also want to see a honey episode (and it must include Tupelo).

    • @todorovicl800
      @todorovicl800 7 днів тому +2

      I think those wouldn't be possible, because MRE-s make you very constipated.

    • @sawtoothchris24
      @sawtoothchris24 6 днів тому +6

      A collab with Steve1989?

    • @saintsgambit
      @saintsgambit 4 дні тому +2

      @@sawtoothchris24 mmm. nice hiss.

    • @lauramcmahon602
      @lauramcmahon602 4 дні тому

      Yesssssssssssss

    • @GTRDesperado
      @GTRDesperado День тому

      @@todorovicl800 I think that’s only the military ones. What you get at REI/Bass Pro/etc. shouldn’t have anything to make you constipated.

  • @FishareFriendsNotFood972
    @FishareFriendsNotFood972 8 днів тому +1466

    The description 'shellfish free' on a chocolate chip cookie has terrifying implications......

    • @rileynorris1283
      @rileynorris1283 8 днів тому +117

      If it makes anyone feel better it normally means there's been no contact with anything that's been in contact at all with shellfish! Or no ingredients derived from anything derived from shellfish, I work with a lot of kids with super particular allergies and in severe cases even the slightest cross contamination at a factory can be a big deal! 15 or so years ago my grandma had an allergic reaction to an orange juice because it had been processed with a preservative derived from peanut oil!

    • @PsiVolt
      @PsiVolt 8 днів тому +55

      I believe that's just for allergy purposes.
      Major factories will process multiple products, so there is chance for airborne cross-contamination. So for severe, severe shellfish allergies it could be an issue.

    • @SarcasticData
      @SarcasticData 8 днів тому +13

      @@rileynorris1283 It's just odd to state an ingredient that shouldn't be in any cookie, isn't in the cookie. It has unsettling implications.

    • @gamerhex7335
      @gamerhex7335 8 днів тому +34

      ​@@SarcasticData Not if you use your brain

    • @Buzzzy-bee
      @Buzzzy-bee 8 днів тому +5

      @@SarcasticDatanot really

  • @spainandengland1308
    @spainandengland1308 8 днів тому +98

    I’m surprised that Grandma’s cookies weren’t a part of this

    • @AccAkut1987
      @AccAkut1987 6 днів тому

      At Andrew's age, chances are his grannies aren't around anymore to bake him some (I'm his age, no grandparents left)

    • @laurasingleton301
      @laurasingleton301 6 днів тому +17

      @@AccAkut1987I think they meant the brand Grandma’s cookies… found in gas stations

  • @meganforster8912
    @meganforster8912 8 днів тому +446

    PSA the “white stuff growing out of the chocolate” is referred to as “chocolate bloom” it’s perfectly safe just that the chocolate was improperly tempered and the milk sugars are migrating causing the color seen. No impact on flavor or quality just less appealing to the eye.
    Loved watching yalls panic over seeing it tho 😂😂😂

    • @Aikano9
      @Aikano9 8 днів тому +48

      It most definitely has a big impact on quality, flavor, and texture, way worse than normal chocolate

    • @Konarcoffee
      @Konarcoffee 8 днів тому +43

      That didn't look like bloom though, that had formed a weird flattened white layer instead of the the chocolate whitening in place like you'd see normally. And agree with other comment that bloomed chocolate absolutely tastes and feels different/worse on the tongue

    • @ditdah
      @ditdah 8 днів тому +39

      That was most definitely not chocolate bloom (which I'm sure Andrew is familiar with.) Chocolate bloom isn't 3-dimensional; it wouldn't have been layered on top of the chocolate like that. That almost looked like the cookies got wet and some sugar crystalized or something... really odd, and I sure wouldn't have eaten them!

    • @tony_25or6to4
      @tony_25or6to4 7 днів тому +9

      The cookies were probably heated. Maybe sat in the sun in the car when they were purchased.

    • @loopholesloopy
      @loopholesloopy 7 днів тому +6

      I duno if it was bloom but I don't think it was mold either, looked like an ingreadient had seeped out of the chocolate, maybe the milk fats? IDK

  • @morelikecheldorado
    @morelikecheldorado 7 днів тому +41

    Zach's "I like trying" comment really flew under the radar lol

  • @KrmtFrog98
    @KrmtFrog98 8 днів тому +292

    My son and I love watching these ranking videos together. Thank you for giving me another opportunity to bond with my 14-year-old. As a single mom, it means an awful lot. ♥️

    • @babishculinaryuniverse
      @babishculinaryuniverse  7 днів тому +63

      That’s so nice to hear! My absolute pleasure, and sorry for swearing.

    • @KrmtFrog98
      @KrmtFrog98 7 днів тому +37

      @@babishculinaryuniverse No way, that's part of the fun. 😉

  • @LonkinPork
    @LonkinPork 8 днів тому +66

    Seeing PC Decadent come out on top really warms my frozen Canadian heart 🍁

    • @andrewscullion267
      @andrewscullion267 7 днів тому +4

      Decadent cookies are fire

    • @wavesofbabies
      @wavesofbabies 7 днів тому +2

      They're the GOAT! At least when it comes to manufactured cookies.

    • @Ebonarc
      @Ebonarc 6 днів тому +2

      I'm honestly surprised because I consider PC Decadent cookies to be nearly inedible.

    • @LonkinPork
      @LonkinPork 6 днів тому +1

      @@Ebonarc nostalgia is as much of a flavor enhancer as salt is 💖

  • @detectivegumshoe695
    @detectivegumshoe695 8 днів тому +373

    As a Canadian I grew up with those President's Choice cookies - very happy to see them here (and that Babby liked them!)

    • @MrChadsimoneaux
      @MrChadsimoneaux 8 днів тому +4

      🎶 It's not the best choice, it's Presidents choice!🎵

    • @rerolley
      @rerolley 8 днів тому +4

      But are they the choice of the Prime Minister?

    • @r0cki338
      @r0cki338 8 днів тому +7

      What about dads cookies? the chocolate ring ones

    • @2damnfunny
      @2damnfunny 8 днів тому +2

      I wish Dads still made their chocolate shortbread cookies.

    • @PaulSkySwitzer
      @PaulSkySwitzer 8 днів тому +1

      🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

  • @GROTESQUEDISARRAY
    @GROTESQUEDISARRAY 7 днів тому +83

    Hot chocolate would make for in an interesting ranked video given the winter months ahead

  • @maheshwarr8794
    @maheshwarr8794 8 днів тому +892

    Gatorwine to wash it all down?

  • @puff222001
    @puff222001 7 днів тому +29

    I actually AM allergic to mustard (specifically the branch of brassicaceae that includes horseradish, mustard, and wasabi). I'm so glad to know that my cookies are mustard free! :D

  • @renzodaihannya8644
    @renzodaihannya8644 8 днів тому +416

    We NEED a beef jerky tier list!

    • @jtcav6484
      @jtcav6484 8 днів тому +32

      Dental floss tier list double feature

    • @liltako3671
      @liltako3671 8 днів тому +18

      Beef Jerky costs a fortune these days, he’d do that tier list with one arm, one leg, and half a kidney.

    • @Vu1turEMaN
      @Vu1turEMaN 8 днів тому +10

      Some random guy selling jerky at a local fair who says garlic jerky is his best seller is a 10/10. Everyone knows this.

    • @dirtporcelain
      @dirtporcelain 7 днів тому +2

      Old Trapper is the best store bought and Jack Links is vinyl siding

    • @MineSpeak44
      @MineSpeak44 День тому

      Savage jerky needs to be in it

  • @Leapyean
    @Leapyean 7 днів тому +15

    That white stuff is called bloom, and it is totally safe to eat. It is just the coca fats separating from suspension in the chocolate and 'blooming' out of the chocolate it happens naturally over time at room temperature. Other than making the chocolate taste a little 'flat' and looking bad it is fine. If the white is on the cookie part and not the chocolate then it would have been mold; but that was only on the chocolate, so bloom.

  • @AmandaAlto
    @AmandaAlto 8 днів тому +238

    "[Hershey's] only works in the context of a s'more - nowhere else!"
    YES! THIS!! I've had this exact thought several times this summer. The *only* reason why there is a package of Hershey bars in my kitchen is for making s'mores.

    • @victreebel170
      @victreebel170 5 днів тому +1

      You should still use a better chocolate. Even their own Symphony bars. Hershey's is garbage!

    • @b.r.v.8609
      @b.r.v.8609 5 днів тому

      His pronunciation of s’more was wild, it was like “suh more” which I’ve never heard before

    • @CatsPajamas23
      @CatsPajamas23 5 днів тому

      Try dropping a 1/4-1/2 oz piece into your coffee cup just before you pour the hot brew in. Wait a half a minute, stir.

    • @rtyrsson
      @rtyrsson 3 дні тому +1

      IN a world in which so much chocolate from chocolatiers all over the world available there is no excuse to ever eat Hershey's... unless that Palmer's Halloween or Christmas garbage "chocolate" is the only option remaining. Considering its half wax, just light a chocolate scented candle and eat your crayons.

  • @jimbubbatube
    @jimbubbatube 8 днів тому +51

    You should rank microwave popcorn, even though the smell will probably linger in the kitchen for a month. Just don’t burn it.

    • @victreebel170
      @victreebel170 5 днів тому

      Microwave popcorn is garbage. The bags have BPA in them too. Don't buy it!

  • @ElijsDima
    @ElijsDima 8 днів тому +332

    Maybe time to rank every olive. Not oil... olive.

    • @freddy04123
      @freddy04123 8 днів тому +3

      But also not EVOO, or VOO, just regular Olive Oil.

    • @thestormageddn
      @thestormageddn 8 днів тому +15

      They'd go great with some wine... GATORWINE!

    • @rileystewart3170
      @rileystewart3170 8 днів тому +1

      He only compares things that are the same so far. So it’d be like 30 brands of black olive, not kalamata vs castelvetrano or whatever

    • @lexistential
      @lexistential 8 днів тому +1

      @@rileystewart3170 his pasta one was all kinds of pasta

    • @stephanien8267
      @stephanien8267 8 днів тому

      Yes like nicoise olive too! It’s a very distinct olive

  • @HumphreyHorsehead
    @HumphreyHorsehead 7 днів тому +57

    "I deprive myself of joy"
    we already know you're a vegan, no need to be redundant.

  • @Klueran
    @Klueran 8 днів тому +316

    I usually dislike cooking channels doing ranking vids (cough Weissman cough) but the chaotic energy Andrew brings sells it for me

    • @lateknightucd
      @lateknightucd 8 днів тому +16

      Absolutely this.

    • @ShyShinigami8
      @ShyShinigami8 8 днів тому +79

      Josh has made me hate his videos

    • @chrilborn4138
      @chrilborn4138 8 днів тому +49

      Andrew has a way more likeable personality!

    • @BiologicalEngineer
      @BiologicalEngineer 8 днів тому +24

      I miss old josh :(

    • @pleepler
      @pleepler 8 днів тому +51

      Andrew isn't yelling at us and isn't forcing the "correct" tools and techniques down our throat (no Josh, I won't buy a Kitchen Aid, stop being silly)

  • @kylejahimiak5010
    @kylejahimiak5010 6 днів тому +3

    Babish: "The flavor just tastes like, y'know, something trying to be a cookie to me"
    Try Guy Zach: "I like trying"

  • @zwoope
    @zwoope 8 днів тому +40

    I don't eat vegan cookies because they're more expensive and worse, brother. Generic oreos are $4 max. They did the math on this.

  • @MENDEL7530159
    @MENDEL7530159 6 днів тому +13

    Mustard allergies are bonkers.
    My nephew has one and mustard is in everything! The color is used to replace artificial colors and the umami taste of the seed is used super often in things you wouldn't even imagine. The worst part is that it's labeled "spices" on the ingredients list so it's mega hard to identify until it's too late.

  • @karenz5112
    @karenz5112 8 днів тому +77

    Tate's are definitely my fave. And, as a fellow NY'er, I'm surprised that you didn't put Entenmann's chocolate chip cookes in there.

    • @KrisKrisKrissy
      @KrisKrisKrissy 7 днів тому +15

      Yes! Entenmann's and Mrs. Fields were 2 I'm used to seeing everywhere and was shocked didn't show up.

    • @karenz5112
      @karenz5112 7 днів тому +2

      @@KrisKrisKrissy I remember that the Entenmann's cookies used to have so much butter and chocolate that I would get heartburn if I ate too many of them. :)

    • @danselzer
      @danselzer 4 дні тому +1

      Also here looking for Entenmens. Sadly missing the similar Freihoffers.

  • @shuhlinspinnuh6600
    @shuhlinspinnuh6600 6 днів тому +4

    34:26 Andrew not knowing what sugar bloom is has me cackling 😂

  • @Alakazam024
    @Alakazam024 8 днів тому +195

    I am so glad that someone else finds the chewy chips ahoy worse than regular ones. It has been my hill to die on and I have felt like the only one who preferred the OG.

    • @tycrabapple9282
      @tycrabapple9282 8 днів тому +7

      I think that's the common opinion tbh

    • @valentinescookies.
      @valentinescookies. 8 днів тому +10

      they DEFINITELY changed the recipe. i remember liking the chewy ones more than the original years ago

    • @LindseyLouWho
      @LindseyLouWho 8 днів тому +14

      I always compared the taste of the Chips Ahoy Chewy to Play-doh, even as a kid. Those Pillsbury soft baked give the same flavor.

    • @fadnama
      @fadnama 8 днів тому +5

      They taste like chemicals to to me 🤮

    • @bflaves123
      @bflaves123 8 днів тому +8

      Use to love the chewy and preferred them over the original. Tried chewy for the first time in years a few months ago and almost puked. They're so gross to me now lol

  • @nicholasmilillomusic
    @nicholasmilillomusic 7 днів тому +32

    No *Entenmann's Chocolate Chip Cookies* is a crime.

  • @novat97
    @novat97 8 днів тому +50

    No Entenmann's is insane

  • @John_P._Buryiak
    @John_P._Buryiak 7 днів тому +8

    Somebody forgot that the Entenmann's cookies are on the Entenmann's end cap and not with the other cookies. Can't believe you did a chocolate chip cookie taste test without including Entenmann's.

  • @SkelyGeekin
    @SkelyGeekin 8 днів тому +125

    RIP Famous Amos

    • @NaomiSlverflame
      @NaomiSlverflame 7 днів тому +15

      Been a long time since I remember reading about them, but the original maker (Wallace Amos) of Famous Amos was sort of cheated out of his ownership in the early '80s. The guy had a different cookie brand eventually, local to Hawaii (The Cookie Kahuna). *edit. folded in 2018, which I didn't know.

    • @jbum
      @jbum 7 днів тому +15

      I had the original Famous Amos cookies, which were sold out of Bloomingdales in NYC in the 1970s. Really great generous cookie with hints of coconut. Nothing like the processed dreck in the vending machine.

  • @liquidypoo
    @liquidypoo 6 днів тому +6

    After a moment of thinking, my roommate and I came to the conclusion that the next ranking could be colas. Pepsi, Coke, RC, and all the ones I'm sure exist that I'm just simply unaware of

  • @meenakshiilango2956
    @meenakshiilango2956 8 днів тому +48

    im so happy to be alive i love you andy ive been so sad and these ranked videos light up my days

    • @ghostinthesnow4060
      @ghostinthesnow4060 8 днів тому +5

      Hang in there❤ I've been in dark places and it gets a lot better. Be kind to yourself❤

    • @ellieboa
      @ellieboa 8 днів тому +4

      Hugs 🩷

  • @ShinoSarna
    @ShinoSarna 8 днів тому +20

    1:46 That's actually science. Most of the flavor is in the smell/aroma, and stuff being wet actually improves sense of smell (that's why things seem to smell more intense after a rain). So when dunked, you do end up intensifying the cookies own flavor.

  • @KrisKrisKrissy
    @KrisKrisKrissy 8 днів тому +97

    You're in NY and ranking chocolate chip cookies, so where was Mrs. Fields?

    • @rainzerdesu
      @rainzerdesu 7 днів тому

      Maybe it's cookies you can buy in a grocery/supermarket. Mrs Fields you gotta go to a Mrs Fields store.

    • @KrisKrisKrissy
      @KrisKrisKrissy 7 днів тому +10

      @@rainzerdesu Nope, I've always gotten them from checkout lines in grocery. Readily available in stores all throughout NY. Didn't even know there WAS a store for years

    • @rainzerdesu
      @rainzerdesu 7 днів тому +3

      @@KrisKrisKrissy Name me a major grocery chain that carries Mrs Fields in every store. There isn't one. Maybe your specific store has it but no major grocery store lists it as a product they stock.

    • @rileysimmons9886
      @rileysimmons9886 7 днів тому +2

      ​@@rainzerdesuI've absolutely seen them at a number of scores in NY and Mass. Had no clue there were Mrs. Fields outlet locations

    • @rainzerdesu
      @rainzerdesu 7 днів тому

      @@rileysimmons9886 So name them. The biggest supermarket chains in NY, Mass, or nationwide do not list Mrs Fields as an item they have in stock. I'm not saying either of you are lying, i'm saying that having 3 grocery stores in the boonies isn't a widely available product. Even on A-Zon, you're buying from Mrs Fields as the only option

  • @BattlesOver
    @BattlesOver 4 дні тому +3

    Canadian here, the president's choice cookies were indeed crushed from the overnight shipping. They're usually whole cookies and very delicious. Love from Canada!

  • @bernadino23
    @bernadino23 8 днів тому +57

    babish please keep making these videos where its more of your personality and the banter with the cast, ranked and botched are my two favorite shows you put out

  • @lemons2394
    @lemons2394 8 днів тому +21

    I was surprised that the NYC public school and vending machine staple Linden’s weren’t ranked.

  • @CyclingChefDiane
    @CyclingChefDiane 8 днів тому +27

    As a canadian.... I hate chips ahoy... PC decadent are my nolstagic cookie. Glad to see they hold up.

  • @cbalparda
    @cbalparda 8 днів тому +25

    After you’ve fulfilled your gatorwine responsibilities, I’d love a pickle episode.

  • @RicochetMayhem
    @RicochetMayhem 8 днів тому +42

    The council is growing more and more impatient. If you are unable to provide the Gatorwine ranking that the council has requested, there will be grave consequences, Andrew.

    • @Nilejavxip
      @Nilejavxip 8 днів тому +2

      Worry not, for the council is ready, and willing to strike with force if our demands aren't met.

    • @king_laws
      @king_laws 8 днів тому +2

      I support all council actions to deliver our point

    • @David-co5oo
      @David-co5oo 8 днів тому +4

      the WineGator hasn't been fed for quite a while

  • @katrinalarsen9871
    @katrinalarsen9871 7 днів тому +3

    It means a lot to have vegan acknowledgement in these videos, especially without being super weird about it. I wasn't familiar with Zach, he was a great guest and I'll have to check out his stuff. Throwing in my vote for canned soup rankings!

  • @HeresJohnnyDee
    @HeresJohnnyDee 8 днів тому +33

    You had a whole vegan section and no Uncle Ed's cookies??? Sabotaged that whole section!

    • @2222themoon
      @2222themoon 8 днів тому +4

      Uncle Eddie’s would’ve swept

    • @HeresJohnnyDee
      @HeresJohnnyDee 8 днів тому +1

      @@2222themoon truly the goat

    • @Over_Toasted
      @Over_Toasted 7 днів тому +3

      They got all the bad vegan cookies

    • @HeresJohnnyDee
      @HeresJohnnyDee 7 днів тому

      @@Over_Toasted honestly that’s what I was saying too when I was watching it

    • @lightnessisloud
      @lightnessisloud 3 дні тому

      dude they pick the worst vegan brands and then go "vegan food sucks!" like bruh

  • @Kelscheroni
    @Kelscheroni 7 днів тому +17

    Might I suggest for an upcoming episode: ranking different chicken/vegetable/beef broths.

  • @Nilejavxip
    @Nilejavxip 8 днів тому +66

    The council's patience grows thin, Rea. Don't test us, for your life hangs in the balance. Give us the Gatorwine ranking.

  • @SaiyanHeretic
    @SaiyanHeretic 8 днів тому +11

    I can only assume Entenmann's were disqualified from consideration because they would have thrown off the curve.

  • @vortexofweird
    @vortexofweird 8 днів тому +44

    WHERE IS ENTENMANN'S??

  • @Atalanta01
    @Atalanta01 7 днів тому +7

    I was raised on President's Choice cookies (Toronto). As a kid, I would have them for breakfast, toasted, and then spread with Country Crock butter 😅🤪. I haven't had them in decades but I would still give them a solid 9.
    And for a vegan, gluten-free cookie, I recommend "Sweets from the Earth Ultimate Chocolate Chip" cookie.

  • @Billy-I-Am-Not
    @Billy-I-Am-Not 8 днів тому +23

    I'm not usually big on "guest stars" in youtube videos but I found Zach hysterical

  • @lindadorman2869
    @lindadorman2869 6 днів тому +5

    Famous Amos cookies used to be delicious! They had coconut in the recipe and a lot more chocolate chips and pecan pieces. Rather than being crumbly, they had a nice crunch with just a bit of chew. Then they sold the company and changed the original recipe. Totally inedible in my humble opinion.

    • @PFBM86
      @PFBM86 4 дні тому

      Yeah I loved Famous Amos growing up, I haven't had them in a long time though and I didn't know they've apparently gone down toilet in quality so I was really confused when Andrew trashed them.

  • @joshvanhorn2377
    @joshvanhorn2377 8 днів тому +16

    I can’t wait for the upcoming Gatorwine video! So excited

    • @Nilejavxip
      @Nilejavxip 8 днів тому +2

      The council's incessant lobbying hath proven fruitful, for our requests for Gatorwine have been answered. But we mustn't grow hasty. Rea has yet to release the Gatorwine video. We must continue to implore him to give it to us.

  • @Ashes228
    @Ashes228 8 днів тому +7

    Today is the day i will try the glorious Gatorwine for the first time, wish me luck folks.

  • @ndsolimini
    @ndsolimini 7 днів тому +3

    Oh come on dude. I can’t believe you think she made them by accident - that story doesn’t give Ruth nearly enough credit.

  • @ShinoSarna
    @ShinoSarna 8 днів тому +14

    Gatorwine episode idea: tasting every boxed wine, and for each test include drinking it straight, and drinking it as Gatorwine.

    • @AccAkut1987
      @AccAkut1987 6 днів тому +2

      and the day after, best place for a hangover remedy top 40

  • @threese6
    @threese6 8 днів тому +8

    You are very wise. From Nova Scotia, Canada here. We LOVE President's Choice Chocolate Chip cookies. 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

  • @ShinoSarna
    @ShinoSarna 8 днів тому +8

    I don't know about other European countries, but in Poland chocolate chip cookies are extremely rare (and usually imports from USA). Most common cookies here are usually butter cookies with jam, while in stores we usually get either jaffa cakes or sandwich cookies.

    • @AccAkut1987
      @AccAkut1987 6 днів тому +1

      There's those Danish cookie selections that existed since the beginning of times, and those always have some with chocolate in them. But yeah jam is more common.
      And chocolate chip cookies are often called "American Style"

    • @ShinoSarna
      @ShinoSarna 6 днів тому +1

      ​@@AccAkut1987 The Danish cookies are popular everywhere. Rarely actually to be eaten, but across the world moms keep sewing utensils and threads in empty cans :P

  • @danielfuerstman3690
    @danielfuerstman3690 7 днів тому +13

    While I fear for Babish’s health, these rating videos are the best thing on UA-cam bar none.

  • @ezioauditore4061
    @ezioauditore4061 7 днів тому +5

    Some ideas for future episodes. Plain chocolate bars, BBQ sauces - some are regional so they'd have to be shipped, Yogurt, Chocolate Ice Cream, Hot Sauces.

  • @EnderDragonGamerz02
    @EnderDragonGamerz02 8 днів тому +26

    Chip ahoy are a forever childhood memory cookie

    • @advillan
      @advillan 8 днів тому

      100% agree with you. They are a favorite childhood cookie. Ironically wife hates chips ahoy due to a childhood experience

  • @mervearslan5543
    @mervearslan5543 6 днів тому +1

    “famously….amos” had me DYINGGGGGGG ANDREW

  • @polaromonas
    @polaromonas 8 днів тому +18

    1:25 Wait, you WEREN'T going to do the dunk test, for choc chip cookies?

  • @elisazouza
    @elisazouza 8 днів тому +9

    yall got babish bad vegan cookies....like

  • @GuessImNotClever
    @GuessImNotClever 8 днів тому +11

    My grandparents ALWAYS had the PC brand decadent cookies on hand.....like they ran out. They immediately bought more.

  • @poesessed_8934
    @poesessed_8934 8 днів тому +5

    Fun fact, when I was a kid I ran a study on what brand of flour made the best chocolate chip cookies for science fair. I got my parents to help me make a zillion batches of cookies and I sent them out to my parents' friends and neighbors with a survey to complete and tallied the results. Gold Medal Flour was the winner overall, but if you want a crisp cookie go with generic Pillsbury.

  • @bubblebeamm
    @bubblebeamm 8 днів тому +15

    Video 4 of asking for every cambells soup can

  • @declancochran2882
    @declancochran2882 5 днів тому +1

    I've said it before, and I'll say it again. If your video can't comfortably be watched on a lunch break, then you have ceased to be a man of the people.

  • @cjones0210
    @cjones0210 7 днів тому +4

    i feel like these need to end with Andy making the ultimate recipe that corrects all of the issues that were apparent in the store bought items

  • @brandons7888
    @brandons7888 7 днів тому +2

    The best chocolate chip cookies are always the ones you make yourself

  • @anasevi9456
    @anasevi9456 8 днів тому +9

    3:10 they must have changed the ingredients since I was a kid, because while far from tasting home baked, or even bakery baked; Chewy Chips Ahoy tasted a LOT less processed than the original in the 1990s-2000s,

  • @DankRedditMemes
    @DankRedditMemes 7 днів тому +2

    "Every chocolate chip cookie" and yet again has Trader Joes (and even one *from another country*) and still no Aldis

  • @spoonraker
    @spoonraker 7 днів тому +5

    I hope you go back to doing the rankings blind. It really added another dimension to it, not only because you ranked more objectively, but also I enjoyed the "please don't be Lays please don't be Lays" type of moments.

  • @eyespliced
    @eyespliced 8 днів тому +42

    I genuinely think _none_ of the 'chips, ahoy' cookies deserve to be above 5. The chewy ones are absolutely vile, and don't even deserve to be called cookies.

    • @midn8588
      @midn8588 7 днів тому +2

      When I eat them, my brain tells me that I shouldn't be enjoying them, but my mouth still does.

  • @Nooticus
    @Nooticus 3 дні тому

    This is genuinely the best new show on UA-cam right now

  • @krys42091
    @krys42091 7 днів тому +6

    The Zach crossover was dope lol

  •  7 днів тому +2

    The way I waited for them to pull out Cookie Crisp cereal 😂

  • @s3n0raw3s0meness
    @s3n0raw3s0meness 8 днів тому +6

    Gator wine should be a must on this series

  • @clonesharpshooter101
    @clonesharpshooter101 4 години тому

    “I don’t really like chewy texture”
    *6 minutes later…*
    “I don’t really like crispy cookies.”
    You’re a hard man to please, Andrew.

  • @therealestjo
    @therealestjo 8 днів тому +7

    Please rank every kind of vanilla yogurt

  • @UmbraFaux
    @UmbraFaux 6 днів тому +1

    Protip: microwaving cookies makes them softer. Not just that one brand.

  • @freddyhewitt
    @freddyhewitt 8 днів тому +5

    What we learned here is that Andrew doesn’t really like store bought cookies.

  • @tatersalad76
    @tatersalad76 8 днів тому +3

    Tate's is my favorite crunchy cookie. But as a soft cookie enjoyer, I've accepted that nothing will scratch that itch quite like fresh homemade

  • @jessicatymczak5852
    @jessicatymczak5852 8 днів тому +3

    Nothing, nothing, beats a fresh chocolate chip cookie just out of the oven….😋 😋😋😊

  • @rivernixx739
    @rivernixx739 6 днів тому +2

    The way he said vegetables. 12:47

  • @tinacraven2782
    @tinacraven2782 8 днів тому +14

    I myself love Famous Amos!

  • @soundlyawake
    @soundlyawake 3 дні тому

    Babish has 100% the correct cookie opinions

  • @Luminocite
    @Luminocite 8 днів тому +14

    I’m guessing that if it was a general vegan cookie ranking, Oreo would be the best out there

  • @sabrinacarpenter4528
    @sabrinacarpenter4528 7 днів тому +2

    ranking every mayonnaise please

  • @MikesVegas
    @MikesVegas 8 днів тому +4

    Wally Amos, Founder of Famous Amos Cookies just recently just died last month. He was 88 😔

  • @dvezha
    @dvezha 6 днів тому +2

    I think the only legitimately tasty packaged cookie is the Oreo. Never disappoints in any iteration

    • @applegal3058
      @applegal3058 3 дні тому +1

      Sadly, I'd take a little bite and throw the rest out. As someone who cooks and bakes at home, I find store-bought cookies to be too sweet and fake tasting.
      Perhaps if I had no other choice, and I was hungry, then maybe I'd do store-bought chocolate cookies...

  • @cierraaforever
    @cierraaforever 8 днів тому +3

    as a canadian, i could not be more proud of our PC decadent

  • @makoismyson
    @makoismyson 7 днів тому +1

    Can you rank all diff brands of red wine, chicken nuggets, ketchup, cola, so many more ideas!

  • @lightsourcejourneys
    @lightsourcejourneys 7 днів тому +6

    The funny part is that Candians don't even have a president.

    • @christinao9061
      @christinao9061 7 днів тому +2

      It refers to the president of the Loblaws company.

  • @fynn2350
    @fynn2350 5 днів тому

    I like how these videos always start out with a series of "These are the 12 versions of the product from that one ever present, US-market dominating competitor" and as someone from outside NA I have usually never heard of them. A nice reminder that despite the perception that you know the US very well just because US culture is in every other TV show and 90% of all movies, there are still so many things you just never hear about.

  • @talibthompson774
    @talibthompson774 8 днів тому +6

    why am I absolutely living for this series...

  • @g0mikese
    @g0mikese 7 днів тому +1

    I'd love to see this again with frozen cookie doughs. A great "I have a few minutes and a craving" snack.

  • @pigeonfog
    @pigeonfog 7 днів тому +8

    34:50 That's called bloom. It's either the sugar or cocoa butter crystalizing from the chocolate. It's entirely safe.