SORRY IN ADVANCE FOR THE ADS AT THE BOTTOM TOO POOR FOR UA-cam PREMIUM AND I WANT TO SUPPORT CREATORS SO I KEEP MY ADBLOCK OFF IN THE FUTURE THIS WILL NOT BE IN VIDEOS thank you for watching everybody!
As a wise man said, "Beat 25 is there to remind the listener that DistantCry can make good music. Beat 26 is there to remind the listener that he uses his powers for evil."
I think it requires more skill to create music this terrible than people might initially think. This is carefully selected and pruned to be the most unbearable, unpleasant, low-quality, questionable garbage available. I think it qualifies as high art, honestly.
DistantCry made beat 25 to prove that he can make good beats and isn't using the "worst beat" thing as a shield. Then he made Beat 26 to remind us that he chooses to commit atrocities instead.
Beat 9 goes hard because Power Rangers SPD goes hard. It had that whole sub plot about how the blue ranger wanted to be the red ranger and they had to work that out to function as a team effectively. And it also had the thing where the white ranger was actually the kid from the future and it was very wholesome. Overall an 8/10 show, the two points deducted for all the cheesy stuff you have to look past to enjoy it.
All I’ve seen of SPD was one of the dvd collections. In it was the episode where Shadow Ranger morphs for the first time and fights 100 underlings with the counter on screen, it was great 🔥🔥🔥🔥
DistantCry is actually a great artist tho',, it's very obvious that he's a proper artist and know his shit, he just use his skills and knowledge of music to make the most cursed shit possible. sometimes you can just FEEL how somes of his tracks could be *FIRE* if he hadn't made them with the intention to hurt and inflict pain on it's listeners, it's especially obvious with beat 25 where he straight-up showed his actual power-level.
I DIED during this vid. I unironically listen to some of DistantCry's songs sometimes, especially 25, so idk what that means for my music taste 🤣🤣 But your commentary was hilarious
Ok but unironically I love 10 and 21 because they start off so strong and then just sike you out completely And also because of Yung kash register AKA Lil' Broomstick, of course
Number 20 is my favorite out of this series and I’ve listened to it so much that I have the whole beat memorized. I know when there’s a “Donation” and when there’s a beatbox moment.
18:22 made me spit out my strawberry lemonade back into my cup while choking and laughing at the same time. The beat and the reaction to it was so unexpected
No, Fine Apple by Nic D is the worst thing created by anybody. The way it numbs your brain, you don’t feel deliberatey horrible but you don’t feel good which leads to a nauseating feeling because you aren’t immediately going to turn it off but you don’t want it to keep playing. The only thing I have for this song is hatred, pure hatred for it’s brutal lyrics and generic pop sound. Horrible.
If you were wondering, this is part of what the man was saying in beat 21: "If you marry a white woman, you are investing in White Supremacy." -Dr Umar (who is also the "Donations" guy in beat 20)
“There is no way you can stand with black people if you sleep with white folk. There is no way you can care as much about our issues as you need to, when you have to be concerned about what your wife and her white family think about our-“ -Dr. Umar That’s where it cuts off. I don’t know what he says after that. But yeah, it’s quite 💀💀💀
To answer who made that classical piece sampled in beat #7 that you ranked in S-tier, that's a piece by Antonio Vivaldi from his composition "Four Seasons" specifically the movement called "Spring." And I agree, it was absolutely an S-tier beat lmao
15:55 that confused me when i watched it too 😂😂 the discord sound activates my fight or flight and having it repeat over and over isnt good for my health
This was an entertaining video, especially having already listened to all the beats beforehand. I'm not aligned exactly with you but I respect your opinions and you made me laugh.
Putting in a comment before watching, I'm gonna say 25 is top followed by 9. 10 is the one that invokes an immediate violent reaction out of me but I also have a special place in my heart for how bad 8 is Edit: Nah bro you vibing too much with 7 and 8, can't relate. Also no respect for the McDonald's straws in 17 smh
It's the mental fucking whiplash this man receives (beat 26) and the amount of pain and confusion he experiences (beat 24) is what really sells it for me
Dude you emote like one of those TikTokers who overemote eveything like "Pie, Pie, Pie" except that's just your actual face and that makes it work and it's amazing I love it
Bro ngl some of these are actually very good or maybe even all of them are just good because I could literally listen to all of these on loop without stopping for free
I have nothing but respect for DistantCry, and have even done a "worst beat" of my own called The Beat of All Time. It honestly takes knowing your craft well to make something this incredibly bad, because you have to know the rules intimately to violate every single one lmao
SORRY IN ADVANCE FOR THE ADS AT THE BOTTOM
TOO POOR FOR UA-cam PREMIUM AND I WANT TO SUPPORT CREATORS SO I KEEP MY ADBLOCK OFF
IN THE FUTURE THIS WILL NOT BE IN VIDEOS
thank you for watching everybody!
turn on adblock pleb
21:09 your reaction made me laugh so hard I actually threw up which is a first
viewers are plebs keep the ads
dont you worry. this was so funny i loved it
What’s the song at beginning?
As a wise man said, "Beat 25 is there to remind the listener that DistantCry can make good music. Beat 26 is there to remind the listener that he uses his powers for evil."
Very wise man indeed
Domt get cocky with these remember they still making lesbian folk
wisest thing ive heard all year
26 is good tho😂😂😂
@@FartquadGIWhat the fuck does this even mean bro 😭
I think it requires more skill to create music this terrible than people might initially think. This is carefully selected and pruned to be the most unbearable, unpleasant, low-quality, questionable garbage available. I think it qualifies as high art, honestly.
Most certainly
DistantCry should be considered an experimental artist on the level of Duchamp and Pollock
Deffo easier to make terrible music than great music but i cant tell he genuinly has ability
you would also need the mastery to still make these crap beats listenable
It's a lot better listening ironic or not, than lesbian folk, which is the true final boss of music the enemy will play in battle to demoralize
25 is unironically good, my favorite "worst" beat (in terms of actually liking the song). 27 is his worst so far, absolute terrible perfection.
100% AGREED
DistantCry made beat 25 to prove that he can make good beats and isn't using the "worst beat" thing as a shield. Then he made Beat 26 to remind us that he chooses to commit atrocities instead.
Beat 9 goes hard because Power Rangers SPD goes hard. It had that whole sub plot about how the blue ranger wanted to be the red ranger and they had to work that out to function as a team effectively. And it also had the thing where the white ranger was actually the kid from the future and it was very wholesome. Overall an 8/10 show, the two points deducted for all the cheesy stuff you have to look past to enjoy it.
Such true words
All I’ve seen of SPD was one of the dvd collections. In it was the episode where Shadow Ranger morphs for the first time and fights 100 underlings with the counter on screen, it was great 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Beat 10: “in the courtroom smackin the fuck out the baliff”
*dolphin noises*
“The fuck?”
Based Baku enjoyer
Im mad he didn’t put it on top
this tier list is amazing, it's almost like a ouroboros: being placed in both the F and S tiers are equally an honor.
DistantCry is actually a great artist tho',,
it's very obvious that he's a proper artist and know his shit, he just use his skills and knowledge of music to make the most cursed shit possible.
sometimes you can just FEEL how somes of his tracks could be *FIRE* if he hadn't made them with the intention to hurt and inflict pain on it's listeners,
it's especially obvious with beat 25 where he straight-up showed his actual power-level.
Beat 9 was pretty good too, meme sound effects aside
But the fact that you can hear some melodys and parts that could actually make a good song if it wasn’t supposed to be horrible
@@AlekHenderson beat 13 goes kinda hard too ngl
Beat 25 could legitimately have been a club banger in the 2000s, not even lying
I DIED during this vid. I unironically listen to some of DistantCry's songs sometimes, especially 25, so idk what that means for my music taste 🤣🤣 But your commentary was hilarious
I'm so glad you enjoyed it thank you!!
Don't worry beat 25 is honestly great
No lie beat 25 goes so hard. This video made me bust out laughing multiple times, great stuff.
10:06 - that's Chemical Plant Zone from Sonic the Hedgehog 2
Sounds like mega man song ngl
Ok but unironically I love 10 and 21 because they start off so strong and then just sike you out completely
And also because of Yung kash register AKA Lil' Broomstick, of course
21 is definitely the best of his collection
Number 20 is my favorite out of this series and I’ve listened to it so much that I have the whole beat memorized. I know when there’s a “Donation” and when there’s a beatbox moment.
The michael jackson sample in beat 8 ALWAYS catches people off guard
tbh 27 is the epitome of distantcry’s work
the kricketune/palkia/dialga sampling goes fucking insane
@@darkmatterpancake that was funny, but I lost it at the censor “beep” sound
Other than putting 10 in F, the rest of these takes are god tier! Keep up the great work 👌
10 is an F in all of the best ways
@@Quirkay exactly. I would put it in S tier just because it was in sethical's Baku series, but it really is hot trash.
@@DeathDealer_1021 “In the courtroom smackin’ TF out the bailiff”
@@OscarGreenworth tf? Domestic violence case
I’m the assailant
18:22 made me spit out my strawberry lemonade back into my cup while choking and laughing at the same time. The beat and the reaction to it was so unexpected
“Blurred lines”by Robin Thicke has to be the WORST thing ever created by another human being.
I agree, it's up there for worst song I've ever heard for sure
No, Fine Apple by Nic D is the worst thing created by anybody. The way it numbs your brain, you don’t feel deliberatey horrible but you don’t feel good which leads to a nauseating feeling because you aren’t immediately going to turn it off but you don’t want it to keep playing. The only thing I have for this song is hatred, pure hatred for it’s brutal lyrics and generic pop sound. Horrible.
Beat 24 is my favorite because he sampled the legendary MW2 "ENEMY AC130 ABOVE" and jesus it’s more like a nuke.
If you were wondering, this is part of what the man was saying in beat 21:
"If you marry a white woman, you are investing in White Supremacy."
-Dr Umar (who is also the "Donations" guy in beat 20)
Jesus Christ 💀
“There is no way you can stand with black people if you sleep with white folk. There is no way you can care as much about our issues as you need to, when you have to be concerned about what your wife and her white family think about our-“ -Dr. Umar
That’s where it cuts off.
I don’t know what he says after that. But yeah, it’s quite 💀💀💀
"I stopped using drugs for good. Now i use them for evil" type beat
Number 17 gets me in a spiritual mood honestly.
Confused vibing was the theme of the entire playlist
Distantcry is magnificent influence on the hip hop community. They should collaborate with Griselda.
To answer who made that classical piece sampled in beat #7 that you ranked in S-tier, that's a piece by Antonio Vivaldi from his composition "Four Seasons" specifically the movement called "Spring."
And I agree, it was absolutely an S-tier beat lmao
18:54 was a well deserved SS, I’m surprised it wasn’t an April first joke because of how good it was
15:55 that confused me when i watched it too 😂😂 the discord sound activates my fight or flight and having it repeat over and over isnt good for my health
truth
#10 went so hard though.....
2:59 "The monkey noises went hard" lmao
This was an entertaining video, especially having already listened to all the beats beforehand. I'm not aligned exactly with you but I respect your opinions and you made me laugh.
Thanks a lot, glad you enjoyed it!
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dude... what are you doiing
sorry....
I LITTERALLY listen to these songs for fun
They are good you are just tripping
All of em S tier
I would rather listen to all of them again than an hour of radio so yeah agreed
now make a video on the new beats
or ill fill your closet with moldy pasta@@Quirkay
Beat 17 slander. This will not stand
nvm redemption arc at beat 25 you love to see it
I saved it
@@Quirkay I listen to 17, 25, 27, and the DJ one on my playlists frfr
9 actually goes hard though. It's so dumb I love it.
Am i the only guy who genuinely enjoys his music😆
Nope, there are some true gems in there
Yeah
"this is from a fighting game"
As Sonic 2 music plays 😂
no one likes you commenter
Putting in a comment before watching, I'm gonna say 25 is top followed by 9. 10 is the one that invokes an immediate violent reaction out of me but I also have a special place in my heart for how bad 8 is
Edit: Nah bro you vibing too much with 7 and 8, can't relate. Also no respect for the McDonald's straws in 17 smh
We can agree to disagree
You’re wrong for that 7 slander.
You guys got to understand, listening to Cry as a producer is like traveling to a whole different plane of existence.
My ass waiting for his reactions to 10, 26, and 27 like its christmas
i believe in beat 17 supremacy
Finna testify
18:03 (24). When it was bass boosted his reaction was funny as hell!! Had me cracking up 💀💀💀
18:22 I got immediate brain cancer after that bass
Oh my god I’ve not laughed that hard in a LONG time
The DJ! DJ! DJ! DJ! one nearly killed me dawwggg😭😭😭
When he started playing beat 1 I was WAITING for the horse to scream 🤣🤣🤣🙂🤣
Your reactions are fucking amazing man, i can tell that you enjoy life. also I think 24 might also need an epilepsy warning as well lmao
Beat 10 is so iconic.
the chemical plant zone with the undertale slash WITH the super saiyan bg is a masterpiece
Trash Beats are my fucking kryptonite LMFAO
imma be real, i listen to a third of these unironically all the time
18:23 more like a concussion grenade then an AC-130 but still
The Donations beat is the GOAT
DONATIONS.
how have i never seen this masterpiece of a tier list until today
18:24
You deserve that for putting beat 10 in F tier
fair enough
this is the best thing i ever saw i love the bad beats 😭😭 been listening to them since they started your a goat and got a sub
Ty Bob
@@Quirkay thank you 🥺
It's the mental fucking whiplash this man receives (beat 26) and the amount of pain and confusion he experiences (beat 24) is what really sells it for me
9 and 20 are S+ tho
9 goes hard
20 goes crazy
Beat 13 actually samples Chemical Plant Zone’s theme from Sonic 2
I almost thought this was gonna be a meme video of you either putting them all in F or in S, great work
I love the intro music foreshadowing
24 is to this day still my favorite, that bass was simply to hard to ignore
Number 9 is so unironically good
Dude you emote like one of those TikTokers who overemote eveything like "Pie, Pie, Pie" except that's just your actual face and that makes it work and it's amazing I love it
LMFAO I would’ve never thought of this, what an awesome comparison
25 is an absolute banger
10:05 its from sonic 2
Sounded dope might have to check it out
@@Quirkay the song is chemical plant zone
@@Quirkay if you think that sounds good listen to the sonic mania remix
The power rangers SPD sample 😂😂
If you look at DistantCry2's latest stuff youll realise he isnt actually just good, hes a top level producer
i dont even know if my mind is just broken or not because i would probably listen to these unironically tbh
I saw the title and had to make sure you put 9 in S tier.
Respect.
You alr know
I think I fell over the first time I heard 16 and the icejjfish beat.
Distantcry is who got me into shitpost beats. My musical inspiration. 3, 4 and 15 are the best
Bro ngl some of these are actually very good or maybe even all of them are just good because I could literally listen to all of these on loop without stopping for free
You just wanna call it bad but you really can’t well for me that is
beat 25 really just is that one video of the guy getting repeatedly flashbanged in csgo
Awesome comparison
21:07 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥲🤣 BRUH I CANNOT
27 is such and experimental and innovating track
There is an extended version of beat 25 that is really good too
DistantCry realized he struck genius on that one
0:00 - 0:44 is the distant cry beat part 11
23 is by far my favorite gets me dying every time was so happy to see you put it in S
Number 9 is genuinely so good
21:40 me listening to any song from Yeezus
Real
21 is my favorite its such a bop
btw 13's background is from sonic 2, it's Chemical Plant Zone
Distant cry is actually God tier
20:34 music in 2107
bro is bumping to the beats reluctantly
16 is genuinely kinda nice just goofy but the chords are super nice sounding
ok but the start of 10 hits tho
Oh absolutely
a little late, but at 10:27, the video used for that beat is a guy going super saiyan in real life
THANK YOU LMFAOOOOOO 😭😭😭
bro i turned on my computer and i was watching this video when I left I was pleasantly greeted with these masterpices shortly after
16:22 yeah you should probably keep it that way lmao
Nah if there was a way I can mod music into BOTW, Beat 2 is the Ancient Guardians theme for sure
LOL
Sometimes I forget im autistic, then I go to this channel to remind myself I unironically like some of this shit
🔥🔥🔥
I have nothing but respect for DistantCry, and have even done a "worst beat" of my own called The Beat of All Time. It honestly takes knowing your craft well to make something this incredibly bad, because you have to know the rules intimately to violate every single one lmao
DONATIONS DONATIONS DO-DONATIONS
Beat 27 is a staple of human ingenuity
25 always gonna be one of my favorite shit posts ever it would’ve been a banger back in the day
ABSOLUTE SOULSHATTERING 808S ON THE CHRISTMAS ONE WE LOVE TO HEAR IT
LOL
24 S+ fs that bass is ear splitting
That dolphins man🤣🤣🤣
beat 25 is to show that distantcry can actually produce music.
beat 26 is to show that he uses his power for evil.
5,9, and 21 are my personal faves