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I thought Cats would be bad. It was worse than I could've imagined.

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  • @ForHarriet619
    @ForHarriet619  4 роки тому +215

    Read with me! My 53 Week Reading Challenge is up on Patreon! Patreon.com/ForHarriet

    • @benisturning30
      @benisturning30 4 роки тому +6

      Taylor Swift is whack.

    • @283nickle
      @283nickle 4 роки тому +5

      are you on goodreads? my goal is 32 this year (up from 30 last year :)

    • @katdeluxy9608
      @katdeluxy9608 4 роки тому

      It’s sounds so bad I think I want to see it 🤣🤣

    • @maroonhorizon1693
      @maroonhorizon1693 4 роки тому +2

      For Harriet review parasite please

    • @katdeluxy9608
      @katdeluxy9608 4 роки тому

      Maroon Horizon yes!!! I just heard about this movie. Want to see it!

  • @derinaries
    @derinaries 4 роки тому +3460

    I CANNOT stand the cult of celebrity: take a-listers and put them in a shoddy production and assume that everyone will take the bait. Sorry but that insults my intelligence.

    • @kaorujustice2590
      @kaorujustice2590 4 роки тому +21

      YOU SAID IT, GIRL!!

    • @jooddart9736
      @jooddart9736 4 роки тому +35

      This would be easily way better as animated, but you gotta get the kids celebs and computer animations

    • @asktheglutenfreechef3072
      @asktheglutenfreechef3072 4 роки тому +5

      Emma XTC all of this 🗣🗣

    • @littlegothgirl8869
      @littlegothgirl8869 4 роки тому +4

      @Emma XTC Thank you!! I 100% agree. 👏👏👏

    • @user-go2rh9yg8i
      @user-go2rh9yg8i 4 роки тому +5

      @Emma XTC She has been branded as the fat, sexy girl, who is hypersexual.

  • @maggieann6437
    @maggieann6437 4 роки тому +2155

    I hate when people are like "you cant judge the movie, you've never made one" like yeah and I've never made a cake from scratch but I know when it tastes bad.

  • @PatriciaLLogan
    @PatriciaLLogan 4 роки тому +700

    The reason why I did not see this movie is There is a cat in my home and I do not want to look at her differently.

  • @aidam7822
    @aidam7822 4 роки тому +660

    The movie sexualised the cats in a way that I feel it's lowkey targeted to the kinky part of the furry community

    • @Zimuahaha
      @Zimuahaha 4 роки тому +28

      Please don't insult furries! Lmao.

    • @zulal9926
      @zulal9926 4 роки тому +25

      Tbh I don't even lile flurries but I've seen enough abt what thry like and this is not it yall. They hate it when animals are just humans with light fur and cat ears on them. I know that bc they comment on every animation work that has some sort of talking animal in it.

    • @aidam7822
      @aidam7822 4 роки тому +7

      @@zulal9926 some furries are into what's in cats, I know this because two dudes in my old discord server drew furry hentai

    • @zulal9926
      @zulal9926 4 роки тому +6

      @@aidam7822 ı told this bc I've seen furries complain abt this movie. But maybe some of them liked it dunno. But this is not really their style ya knoe

    • @aidam7822
      @aidam7822 4 роки тому +3

      @@zulal9926 agreed

  • @nialapin
    @nialapin 4 роки тому +1639

    "I'm calling the police. I'm pressing charges. Whoever made that decision, electric chair."

  • @ElleMS-14
    @ElleMS-14 4 роки тому +859

    Cats was the most atrocious thing I’ve ever seen on screen. I was confused the whole time. I was so offended on behalf of all cats around the world.

  • @ravenm6443
    @ravenm6443 4 роки тому +608

    I feel bad for the cgi artists. I can’t imagine how stressed they were given the little time they had. Worst part is, they probably know the cgi is awful but there isn’t much they can do since it’s not them who dictate the schedule. They do what they can with the time given. This all falls on the director.

    • @Revanbzn
      @Revanbzn 4 роки тому +41

      And they never ever give them enough time. They just don’t know how much work it is really needed

    • @mariokarter13
      @mariokarter13 4 роки тому +50

      "They should've thrown more money at it" is a response I see whenever something like this happens and its mind numbing. If I told you to write a 50 page term paper due by the end of the day, I'd expect something incomplete and terrible. Offering you a million dollars to do it won't change much.

    • @ravenm6443
      @ravenm6443 4 роки тому +9

      mariokarter13 absolutely! I hear that a lot too but funding isn’t always the case as you stated. The issue is a lot of people don’t understand the process and how much time stuff like this takes, especially fur! I mean, look at the sonic film fiasco and the insight into the process of creating such character. Sure, they don’t have to develop a character from scratch in this case, but I imagine the creation of fur is the same along with the pain staking process of trying to make it move naturally with the actor or character. As she said in her video, cgi animation takes years! It’s painstaking and grueling! There’s so much fine detail that needs attention and if it’s not given the proper time, it’s gonna be a disaster. I was gonna go to school for animation but decided against it. It’s considerably stressful if you don’t have an inane lvl of passion for it. And these situations just make it worse. It’s hard not to feel disappointed of a project that wasn’t given the proper respect. Even if the film had turned out bad, if there’s one thing you hope for, it’s that the film was at least beautiful to look at. I doubt half of these people will be properly paid because of how hard this bombed.

    • @Rubydoomsday
      @Rubydoomsday 4 роки тому +13

      Actually if you look up reviews from cgi artists the cgi is *technically* very well done and the design is what’s giving you that unsettling, uncanny valley feeling. The digital art was successfully portraying a terrible design unfortunately.

    • @goodial
      @goodial 4 роки тому +2

      @@mariokarter13 that is true but cgi artists are generally not paid enough. like when one of the Studios on Life of Pi went backrupt just before it won the oscar for best visual effects ...

  • @murdermygymsox
    @murdermygymsox 4 роки тому +437

    “Haunted circus synthesizers” was a spot on description 😂

    • @emilyepicmess8072
      @emilyepicmess8072 4 роки тому +6

      Shannon Elsom I played in the pit orchestra for my high school’s production of cats- that opening line gives me nightmares. Can’t believe I had to sit through that thing 3 times

    • @leannewho664
      @leannewho664 3 роки тому

      like a steamroller made of synthesizers being forcibly turned into a clown

  • @Jayscorpio94
    @Jayscorpio94 4 роки тому +711

    They should've just dressed them as cats, instead of all the cgi.

    • @Violetbunnyfish
      @Violetbunnyfish 4 роки тому +103

      I agree. They could have come up with costumes and makeup that would have looked cute, instead of creepy CGI monstrosities.

    • @cottoncandy2023
      @cottoncandy2023 4 роки тому +4

      @@Violetbunnyfish Good idea

    • @Fenris30
      @Fenris30 4 роки тому +6

      They already made that version.

    • @Lumina_Solaris
      @Lumina_Solaris 4 роки тому +31

      @@Fenris30 Exactly... So why did they make another version, when the other one was... Decent? I watched it all the time as a kid on VHS, and I had no clue wtf was going on. I just loved cats, as animals, and it was fun for a kid to watch. Like, even as a person who enjoyed CATS as a child, when I heard about this movie, my first reaction was, "But why?"

    • @AnnikaCoyucoCutecats
      @AnnikaCoyucoCutecats 4 роки тому +3

      @@VioletbunnyfishAgreed. Just like the stage musical.

  • @amyu.9722
    @amyu.9722 4 роки тому +3113

    Unfortunately, Jennifer Hudson’s vocals can’t carry a whole movie.

    • @natepolitics1490
      @natepolitics1490 4 роки тому +181

      Lol I was thinking the same thing. Jennifer Hudson did a spectacular job. If she had more air time it would have been great. Jennifer is a Wonder.

    • @whyneed1215
      @whyneed1215 4 роки тому +33

      *Fortunately

    • @amyu.9722
      @amyu.9722 4 роки тому +16

      whyneed1215
      😂

    • @waterdog737
      @waterdog737 4 роки тому +46

      She needs to make agent call to reflect on that mistake

    •  4 роки тому +14

      Maybe in another project, it can. She appears for, like, six minutes in this movie.

  • @ababyharpseal6534
    @ababyharpseal6534 4 роки тому +265

    I feel really bad for the CG artists who worked on this film. They have to have known that it wouldn’t look good, but 7 months just isn’t enough time to fix it.

    • @Hinatachan360
      @Hinatachan360 3 роки тому +1

      Yes. They needed at least a year to make it look decent.

  • @Alex-dj3yq
    @Alex-dj3yq 4 роки тому +662

    "I wanna be fair, I wanna make sure everyone gets the blame that they deserve." I am cackling laughing - SUBSCRIBED!

  • @AfroQueenB
    @AfroQueenB 4 роки тому +1076

    "These are cat like DEMONS with human hands and feet!"
    I SCREAMED! 😂

  • @naries21
    @naries21 4 роки тому +2821

    At this point REebel Wilson plays the same character in every movie

    • @kittykattastegood
      @kittykattastegood 4 роки тому +342

      Yes fat Amy all the time

    • @AJ-cq5pw
      @AJ-cq5pw 4 роки тому +193

      I never thought she was funny. I don't get the appeal of her. I prefer Aidy Bryant

    • @ryanb9304
      @ryanb9304 4 роки тому +240

      I thought I was the only one that thought this....her and Tiffany Haddish

    • @TahtahmesDiary
      @TahtahmesDiary 4 роки тому +158

      @@kittykattastegood To be fair, comedians in general tend to. Robin Williams did. Some with Will Ferrell, Adam Sandler, Jim Carrey etc.

    • @maggiemcfly5267
      @maggiemcfly5267 4 роки тому +123

      @Eddie at The LMV I think the problem that she plays herself in every movie, is not so much hers as it is that the directors aren't asking anything different from her. Which makes me think it's funny you mentioned she does different in The hustle, cuz she produced that one. Also she most definitely wasn't fat Amy when she was in Super Fun Night and that Netflix movie, Isn't it romantic. I do like her, even though her range is limited

  • @guitarman122508
    @guitarman122508 4 роки тому +166

    I've always hated the "Where's YOUR movie?" response to criticism. I don't need to be a chef to tell that a meal is poorly made.

    • @anonb4632
      @anonb4632 4 роки тому +9

      @Death Omen The food metaphor is accurate, because the bulk of people will eat pap their entire lives without knowing it. I've a friend who watches all the Transformers films and I'm trying to wean him off them. Incidentally, he loves KFC and McDonalds and all that junk so both his film and food tastes are very processed. Unless you get some exposure to better things, you'll never know better.

  • @junglejim-hs7nb
    @junglejim-hs7nb 4 роки тому +259

    i have a feeling that most of the “budget” was spent on the celebrity cameos

  • @lynnerene
    @lynnerene 4 роки тому +417

    The majority of the budget went to the 'names' that were cast. Trust that!

    • @spicysl
      @spicysl 4 роки тому +7

      Lynnette René Doby Underrated comment.

    • @BlueStormBuG
      @BlueStormBuG 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao. Like we were supposed to recognize the cat hybrids could of just hired anyone else for budget. what a botch Job.

    • @anonb4632
      @anonb4632 4 роки тому

      Or it was like the plot of "the Producers" where they try and make a musical flop deliberately so they get to make money without paying all the investors.

  • @hannavignolo6454
    @hannavignolo6454 4 роки тому +735

    This is not a review. This is a rant and... I loved it

  • @BeautifulBianka
    @BeautifulBianka 4 роки тому +292

    It took they 7 months to edit this film? Yikes. They been making us wait like what 9 years for another Avatar? Who they thought they was lmaoooooo

    • @yuyussquad5918
      @yuyussquad5918 4 роки тому +14

      Right! Still waiting on Avatar 2.

    • @Caligirl.8630
      @Caligirl.8630 4 роки тому +1

      Bahahahahaha 😂😂😂

    • @brendiux0
      @brendiux0 4 роки тому +4

      @@yuyussquad5918 It comes out dec 2021 :(

    • @CTOACN
      @CTOACN 4 роки тому +1

      them*

    • @sylvias190
      @sylvias190 4 роки тому +12

      This what happens when you are more concerned about awards and achievements than quality work

  • @LennyPepper
    @LennyPepper 4 роки тому +65

    “Taylor Swift showed up to give us thin vocals and pigeon-toed dancing” I’m laughing so hard

  • @SW_Wilson
    @SW_Wilson 4 роки тому +1261

    “The reviews don’t matter” - Jason Derulo
    Bless his heart 😂😂

    • @Yumyumhoneybun
      @Yumyumhoneybun 4 роки тому +133

      VintageShee LMAO 😂
      Guess I’ll say the samething if I got a paycheck out of it.

    • @teancoffee208
      @teancoffee208 4 роки тому +125

      Jason Derulo needs to find something made just for him. A song, a dance, a part in a movie- something. He's talented, but he hasn't found his place.

    • @taylork7530
      @taylork7530 4 роки тому +59

      VintageShee but you know what does and always will matter...box office. They're nowhere near making the money back.

    • @PinkDogs1824
      @PinkDogs1824 4 роки тому +19

      And his penis

    • @littlegothgirl8869
      @littlegothgirl8869 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂

  • @vivianphillips1602
    @vivianphillips1602 4 роки тому +534

    “Grisabella and her uncontrollable mucus have their moment.”
    I HOWLED!!!

    • @Lulu060986
      @Lulu060986 4 роки тому

      Vivian Phillips omg😭😂🤣

  • @SpudFilms
    @SpudFilms 4 роки тому +69

    Whoever made the decision to delay Wicked's production in favor of Cats probably got fired after Cats lost $70 million on a $95 million budget.

    • @franks8462
      @franks8462 4 роки тому +16

      what's worse! now studios are probably going to start pulling away from musical films because of this disaster. Wicked may never see the light of day thanks to Cats.

  • @keshiaanders6452
    @keshiaanders6452 4 роки тому +192

    "Don't turn them into cartoon cats"
    But that's the only way it could work in a movie!

    • @afaaf857
      @afaaf857 4 роки тому +23

      exactly and they could have gone to a studio that would've animate as pussycats and more matured

    • @jessiefry268
      @jessiefry268 4 роки тому +18

      They should have just stuck to costumes and make up like Broadway, would have turned out better...

    • @MadameSomnambule
      @MadameSomnambule 2 роки тому

      I feel like a Disney direct adaptation of his work would probs be a bit messy, but this musical can totally translate beautifully into animation being an adaptation of a successful adaptation in a way. Hell, Steven Spielberg was working on one up until this Amblimation studio went under. Look it up on Google, the concept art is amazing!

  • @AperiLife
    @AperiLife 4 роки тому +483

    “I want to be fair, I want to make sure everyone gets the blame they deserve “ 😩😂. I love you Kim.

  • @hfree15
    @hfree15 4 роки тому +1784

    “The Post Malone of musical theatre....” I. Am. Cackling.

    • @creativeperson5858
      @creativeperson5858 4 роки тому +16

      Post Malone sucks

    • @MasoTrumoi
      @MasoTrumoi 4 роки тому +68

      @@creativeperson5858 that's what she's saying

    • @cannibalisticrequiem
      @cannibalisticrequiem 4 роки тому +26

      @@creativeperson5858 We get it! You have a weird hateboner for Post Malone! Stop fucking spamming the comments with your copy+paste shit!

    • @leasliving1756
      @leasliving1756 4 роки тому +9

      I was telling that same thing to my brother 😂. Post Malone just lives on hype. I call him Scrap Paper.

    • @s2ncurai
      @s2ncurai 4 роки тому

      @Hope Freeman the quote of 2020 🤣🤣🤣

  • @OddWeird461
    @OddWeird461 4 роки тому +54

    I feel the most sorry for the dancers. They could’ve had a chance to get more work but instead they’re stuck in a movie that people will be making fun of forever.

    • @franks8462
      @franks8462 4 роки тому +9

      what's worse is that the audience can't even enjoy the dancing due to the multiple angle cuts during the dance sequences. So, not only did the dancers partake in a horrible movie, they couldn't even showcase their dancing correctly...

  • @Bamboogalou
    @Bamboogalou 4 роки тому +132

    Me in this movie: Do they know we can see this?

  • @drtash21
    @drtash21 4 роки тому +1275

    "The plot is as thin as Donald Trump's combover" Y'all I'm sorry I was not expecting that 😂😂😂😂

    • @TriggaTreDay
      @TriggaTreDay 4 роки тому +6

      drtash21 😂😂😂😂😂 shady boots lol

    • @aatiti2011
      @aatiti2011 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @tylerhackner9731
      @tylerhackner9731 4 роки тому +6

      That had me hollerin’ 😂😂😂

    • @Tan87ful
      @Tan87ful 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @jaleenibear81
      @jaleenibear81 4 роки тому +4

      Me neither that was so fire, it took me to another dimension. 🤣🤣🤣
      This whole review is the best one yet! But the 3rd review I’ve heard about this film in relation to hell. 🤣

  • @roxywyndham
    @roxywyndham 4 роки тому +1215

    “Everyone gets the blame they deserve” 😂😂

  • @SofiaC.Morales
    @SofiaC.Morales 4 роки тому +347

    “I don’t know why people are determine to convince us that Taylor Swift is a good performer, she is not” omg savage!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @marialedin3684
    @marialedin3684 3 роки тому +27

    “Happy 2020. I really think this is going to me a *Good* year for us”
    Well, unfortunately that statement aged like milk.

  • @narniaknight
    @narniaknight 4 роки тому +515

    I wasnt going to see cats... but you had me at "ritually sacrificed"

    • @dewdney101
      @dewdney101 4 роки тому +55

      I also had no interest but now I'm ready to get nice and high and see what's up

    • @Gee-xb7rt
      @Gee-xb7rt 4 роки тому +13

      @TheHNTRS Its the original plot, even the young cats want to go to heaviside layer, makes no sense at all. the play has maybe a worse ending, Grizabella just walks up some stairs in the back to get to heaviside layer. the play was most popular for the choreography and costuming, and the choreography is edited with jump cuts all over the place which makes it hard to watch, they don't move like cats, its are jerk movements that don't look remotely catlike, you think sleek and stalking when you think of cats, not whatever this was. the costuming relies on cgi so they messed that up too. Andrew Lloyd Webber's stuff with TIm Rice is much better musically, Tim Rice didn't work on Cats, you know Tim Rice because he did music for Aladdin and Lion King, and this is not that.

    • @ryanellison1044
      @ryanellison1044 4 роки тому +16

      @@dewdney101 They were high when they wrote it, so it makes it so much better if you're high when you see it. Came away feeling like I got my money's worth cuz I was high.

    • @galks787
      @galks787 4 роки тому +1

      It's so bad you wanna watch

    • @littlegothgirl8869
      @littlegothgirl8869 4 роки тому +2

      @@dewdney101 Sounds like a great plan. 😂👍

  • @STARLIGHTCANDY4u
    @STARLIGHTCANDY4u 4 роки тому +963

    Did Jason Derulo just say that this movie is going to be a " *deportation* to another dimension"? LMAOOOO That statement is a lot more fitting than whatever he probably meant to say 😂😂 😂

    • @GeezLouise1000
      @GeezLouise1000 4 роки тому +28

      Clementine Cake Girl, I’m dead.

    • @moneybags999
      @moneybags999 4 роки тому +45

      I have tears rolling down my face! Lol

    • @Annaiuq1
      @Annaiuq1 4 роки тому +96

      So it's been confirmed that it's against our will😂😂😂😂

    • @aatiti2011
      @aatiti2011 4 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @janedeetofreedom4348
      @janedeetofreedom4348 4 роки тому +20

      Well, Clementine, the film is technically a deportation to another dimension in people's minds. Jason was being diplomatic to be professional because he has to work with these people.

  • @Nataliecj
    @Nataliecj 4 роки тому +71

    The whole pre-production to post-production of Cats is just a fever dream. How did anyone think this would do well? Everyone says how difficult it is to get anything made in Hollywood, how was this green lit? How could they have thought this would be Oscar-bait? The mind boggles.
    The only good thing to come out of Cats are the hilarious reviews, outrage and confusion.

    • @anonb4632
      @anonb4632 4 роки тому

      It's a highly successful stage musical, so they probably thought they could replicate its West End success on screen.
      Either that or it's a monstrously large money laundering operation, along the lines of "the Producers" which is meant to flop.

  • @OriInOrbit
    @OriInOrbit 4 роки тому +236

    “Andrew loydd Webber is the post Malone of musical theatre” I SCREAMED

  • @dramonmaster222
    @dramonmaster222 4 роки тому +488

    This film is definitely getting a Raspberry Award for Worst Movie.

  • @hayleymadisonllc2180
    @hayleymadisonllc2180 4 роки тому +516

    I can’t do animal people in movies unless it’s a cartoon.

    • @ryanb9304
      @ryanb9304 4 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @oliveranderson7264
      @oliveranderson7264 4 роки тому +16

      Hayley Madison, LLC It’s so weird how humans are obsessed with portraying animals as people lol

    • @hayleymadisonllc2180
      @hayleymadisonllc2180 4 роки тому +2

      Oliver Anderson yes exactly!!! That is the part that trips me out

    • @oliveranderson7264
      @oliveranderson7264 4 роки тому +1

      Hayley Madison, LLC Glad someone else agrees haha It is weird

    • @booboobunny5655
      @booboobunny5655 4 роки тому

      Yeah, anthro animals only look cute in animation, but realistic humanoid costumes? Creepy!!!

  • @sanityisrelative
    @sanityisrelative 4 роки тому +113

    The way you say the character names like they're not the most absurd combinations of syllables ever uttered in the English language is honestly impressive.

    • @sierra7635
      @sierra7635 4 роки тому +8

      They sound like racehorse names!! Like those ridiculous weird out of left field names lol XD

  • @MissFortune1000
    @MissFortune1000 4 роки тому +86

    I see why Mr.Scheffield hated Andrew Lloyd Webber

    • @maliyahscharf1132
      @maliyahscharf1132 4 роки тому +10

      Armani Sumter oh my god I spit my tea laughing 😂

    • @mikasablackerman6776
      @mikasablackerman6776 4 роки тому +14

      He’s cackling at this flop now

    • @AmberMaloneAZ
      @AmberMaloneAZ 4 роки тому +12

      Lol I never get fan references yay me for watching the nanny 👏👏

    • @22moviefan22
      @22moviefan22 4 роки тому +5

      😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cotinaspann9475
    @cotinaspann9475 4 роки тому +214

    Cats will clean up at one award show...the Razzies😂

  • @aurora_draws__2081
    @aurora_draws__2081 4 роки тому +574

    This movie should have been animated rather than live action

    • @leasliving1756
      @leasliving1756 4 роки тому +39

      Aurora Tovar A reverse Lion King of sorts.

    • @yourenotmydad3819
      @yourenotmydad3819 4 роки тому +27

      Though a good idea, it would've been against the original author's wife wishes. Remember she told Andrew no animated pussy cats lol

    • @mediaguyking7045
      @mediaguyking7045 4 роки тому +21

      Aurora Tovar also you’ll lose some of the charm of the original musical, also the dancing is the main thing people like it

    • @thexvault
      @thexvault 4 роки тому +16

      You'reNot MyDad well they should have told her to fuck off

    • @Wizchin
      @Wizchin 4 роки тому +1

      No just real cats

  • @oliviavoegtle3260
    @oliviavoegtle3260 4 роки тому +95

    “You wanna talk about DEMONS?” 😂

  • @jonahsahn
    @jonahsahn 4 роки тому +75

    "I'm calling the police"
    "I'm pressing charges"
    I hollered. Give us our Wicked movie!

  • @sareizareads
    @sareizareads 4 роки тому +209

    we were initially promised a wicked film with a 2019 release date and we got cats instead..... says a lot about how life works

    • @otitoaso5096
      @otitoaso5096 4 роки тому +40

      Well, cats terrified people so it's technically a wicked film and was released in 2019. Sometimes life just misunderstands our wishes

    • @stupidk1000
      @stupidk1000 4 роки тому +1

      sara lmao exactly how I feel

    • @joshuamcdowell5782
      @joshuamcdowell5782 4 роки тому +1

      Thank God

  • @lashicmondrell3530
    @lashicmondrell3530 4 роки тому +170

    I repeated “this is not a high school English term paper” way too many times on the account that I couldn’t process what I was hearing. How are you still editing on the day it premieres.. I just I can’t.. I won’t even try. 😂😭

    • @asktheglutenfreechef3072
      @asktheglutenfreechef3072 4 роки тому +14

      LaShic Mondrell this whole review is the DRAG of the year. I hollered the entire time

  • @ThexDynastxQueen
    @ThexDynastxQueen 4 роки тому +51

    Dunking on 2019's Cats and proclaiming "Epstein didn't kill himself" are the two rallying cries that have briefly unified humanity.
    You could show Cats to a remote village who has not interacted with modern technology and even they'd be like *_"Aw hell naw! This is a mistake!!"_* .

  • @dakotalee6990
    @dakotalee6990 4 роки тому +61

    I've never heard a more heinous phrase than "cockroach with a face on it". I rebuke.

  • @sammiprice7270
    @sammiprice7270 4 роки тому +489

    "I just thought it was white culture honestly" the way you read us to filth i cannot breathe.

    • @mayjaiiler
      @mayjaiiler 4 роки тому +4

      Self - hate is a shame.

    • @marinavictoria9411
      @marinavictoria9411 4 роки тому +32

      @make kim Her comment is self-deprecating humor, it's not that deep.

    • @soupafleye
      @soupafleye 4 роки тому +5

      mae kim or just realistic and her ego doesn’t keep her from thinking clearly and with logic. you’re bitter

    • @cringeproof100
      @cringeproof100 4 роки тому +1

      @@mayjaiiler Just because you're white doesn't mean you have to defend every single aspect of white culture. Your logic makes no sense.

    • @sammiprice7270
      @sammiprice7270 4 роки тому +2

      @@mayjaiiler I definitely don't hate myself!! haha I don't even like "cats" but that comment is hilarious and actually true, the demographic even when the show first launched to Broadway was primarily a niche white crowd!!! so it made me giggle cause she's right lmao

  • @mikasjewels5772
    @mikasjewels5772 4 роки тому +151

    Saw the live show on Broadway in high school. I just remember them ugly human cats walking around the very dark theater, climbing on chairs close to the audience and popping up out of nowhere, dancing in our faces. It was weird and scary.

    • @Tonia682
      @Tonia682 4 роки тому +41

      I don't know why but your description had me cackling😂😂

    • @TobyIsAWoman
      @TobyIsAWoman 4 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kellier731
      @kellier731 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂 omggg

    • @rachelm.3173
      @rachelm.3173 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @flyleelee5351
      @flyleelee5351 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @GloriaInvictis
    @GloriaInvictis 4 роки тому +12

    Kimberly in January: "Happy 2020! I really think that this is going to be a really good year for us."
    Me in July: Oh, Kimberly. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

  • @bambam121691
    @bambam121691 4 роки тому +41

    Kim: "I think this is gonna be a really good year for us."
    2020: *Inserts video of man laughing while getting into his limo*
    😂😂😂😂

    • @s29nv1sr1
      @s29nv1sr1 3 роки тому +4

      I'm late, but I was rewatching this video, and when Kim said that 2020 was gonna be a good year I started sighing. We were all so innocent back then

  • @vmarques6801
    @vmarques6801 4 роки тому +523

    and also,, why was this movie so weirdly sexual?? 😭😭

    • @lunairerose
      @lunairerose 4 роки тому +109

      My guess, humans' weird association of cats to sexuality. Still wanna watch for curiosity's sake. Sad that it doesn't seem like it's so bad it's good.

    • @vmarques6801
      @vmarques6801 4 роки тому +69

      lunairerose thats a really good point. i actually recommend watching it ahjsjs i went with three friends and it was such a unique experience. having people to laugh with made it a lot better but we were SO creeped out most of the time. we were even keeping count of how many people left in the middle of the movie and honestly,,, yikes.

    • @Indiegirl007
      @Indiegirl007 4 роки тому +64

      The play has a lot of sexuality in it.

    • @vmarques6801
      @vmarques6801 4 роки тому +11

      Indiegirl007 caramba i had no idea and im honestly scared snsjskd

    • @91Vault
      @91Vault 4 роки тому +22

      I feel like the musical was just as if not more sexual

  • @jonnielgreenidge4739
    @jonnielgreenidge4739 4 роки тому +112

    “Thin vocals & pigeon toed dancing”😂😂😂😂 BYE KIM

  • @poetrymafia27
    @poetrymafia27 4 роки тому +69

    T.S. Eliot is rolling over in his grave. I mean, he was already from the stage production. But he must be SPINNING now

    • @joshuaortiz4886
      @joshuaortiz4886 4 роки тому +1

      I was waiting for someone to say this ^^

  • @Angi3_6
    @Angi3_6 4 роки тому +68

    I feel bad for the actors, actresses, and dancers who gave it thier all in this production.

    • @JazzFlop212
      @JazzFlop212 4 роки тому +4

      Why? They made tons of money and it won’t affect their career.

    • @Angi3_6
      @Angi3_6 4 роки тому +15

      @@JazzFlop212 When people put thier hearts and souls into something....and it flops that's gotta hurt. Plus, a lot of people making fun of it too. Being so proud of something you worked hard on just to see it fail.

    • @JazzFlop212
      @JazzFlop212 4 роки тому +1

      Jimenez Unless they are clinically retarded, they were likely well aware of how awful the movie is.

    • @DefineHatespeech
      @DefineHatespeech 4 роки тому +6

      Anything James Corden and Rebel Wilson touch, I avoid like an infectious disease.

    • @anonb4632
      @anonb4632 4 роки тому

      @@JazzFlop212 I'm hoping it will kill off the career of several of them. It is the "Caligula" of our times.

  • @lolitabubbles26
    @lolitabubbles26 4 роки тому +323

    I have never seen a movie that so universally united all critics in thinking that they had just been slipped acid before watching a movie. I mean some of the highest profile critics said the most hilarious things about this movie. If anything, maybe people will see it just so that they can get a t-shirt that said "I survived the theatrical release of Cats".
    On a more technical note, I don't know why so many people are surprised. Tom Hooper is a HORRIBLE director known for terrible camera work and shot choice. Even watching King's Speech you can see it, but it is more obvious in Les Mis. Overuse of close ups, dutch angles, constantly breaks the 180, and just leaves so much empty space in scenes.
    I may go see it, but only when I'm back in Cali so I can take an edible first.

    • @cherubicnerd
      @cherubicnerd 4 роки тому +11

      Caitlin I love being educated or learning new things so thank you! What are dutch angles?

    • @NaturallyWit
      @NaturallyWit 4 роки тому +18

      "so I can take an edible first"😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lolitabubbles26
      @lolitabubbles26 4 роки тому +19

      @@cherubicnerd A dutch angle is just a fancy shmancy term for a camera tilt haha. The guy uses them ALL THE TIME. They're supposed to give you a sense of disorientation. Which, you know, is effective if you use them sparingly. Hooper does them during musical numbers (and I bet he does them during the dance numbers in Cats) and you're just like...okay? Oh and he also does close ups at weird angles. In the King's Speech he does them over the top of people's heads? I mean--its one thing if you do it in a movie that should be disorienting like a thriller, but a musical? I feel bad for the guy. I've heard he's pretty nice.

    • @orifox1629
      @orifox1629 4 роки тому +11

      I loved King's Speech because of the focus on stutters and getting past them but now I really want to go back and look at the movie again with a critical eye.

    • @lolitabubbles26
      @lolitabubbles26 4 роки тому +12

      @@orifox1629 Oh for sure! Those two actors are amazing and the script was stellar. If you go back check out those empty spaces when they're sitting in the chairs. Its so odd. The close ups. The eye-level. But I agree it is a great movie despite all that! I am in film school so basically any movie can be ruined for me. =(

  • @abeshaw1
    @abeshaw1 4 роки тому +422

    "Andrew Lloyd Webber is the Post Malone of Musical Theater"- Kim 2020 😂😭💀

    • @cannibalisticrequiem
      @cannibalisticrequiem 4 роки тому +23

      I audibly cackled, because as a theatre geek myself, it's so true!

    • @abeshaw1
      @abeshaw1 4 роки тому +2

      @@cannibalisticrequiem Me too!! 😂

    • @creativeperson5858
      @creativeperson5858 4 роки тому +8

      Post Malone is absolute garbage, I can't believe people listen that trash.

    • @cannibalisticrequiem
      @cannibalisticrequiem 4 роки тому +6

      @@abeshaw1 Now I want to know Kim's opinions for other musicals. Like, does she like Sondheim or does she think he's overrated? Honestly, I wanna know what she thinks about Richard Linklater wanting to direct the film adaptation of Merrily, but with the twist that he's going to (or has already started) start filming it, and it's going to be like Boyhood, and follow the actors playing Mary, Frank, and Charley over the course of 20 years in real time to make it authentic to the show. (Even though the actors cast are almost in their thirties, and the beginning/ending of the show has them as college graduates.)

    • @ThePrettiestPages
      @ThePrettiestPages 4 роки тому +12

      creative person I think post Malone makes some feel good songs. His music isn’t groundbreaking and doesn’t have meaning that changes my life, but some of his songs make me feel good. I know his stuff might not be for everyone tho

  • @PonceyTheBear
    @PonceyTheBear 3 роки тому +15

    "good year for us" oof

  • @ParoDeezTV
    @ParoDeezTV 4 роки тому +45

    I have literally watched this review 5+ times in its entirety. You have a way of being animated and sophisticated while still being hip. Not to mention your amazing review skills. I have NO interest in Cats whatsoever but this review slaps. Great job.

  • @sleeping2424
    @sleeping2424 4 роки тому +69

    This movie summed up by everyone: chair...but make it electric

  • @josephine_marie
    @josephine_marie 4 роки тому +149

    “Where are you getting the fur from?” 😂 questions that need answer

  • @joykeene291
    @joykeene291 4 роки тому +49

    "And I was like .... is this Macbeth?!" 😂😂😂

  • @jocelyncooper1738
    @jocelyncooper1738 4 роки тому +38

    This movie is getting nothing but Golden Raspberries. “You get a Razzie, and you get a Razzie, everybody gets a Razzie”

  • @Vincent-ky2jw
    @Vincent-ky2jw 4 роки тому +80

    “Why force it? Why are you doing that to us?!” 😂😂😂😂

  • @84878
    @84878 4 роки тому +199

    Not cat-like demons with human hands and feet!! 😭😭😂🤣💀⚰️

  • @stevenbutler1189
    @stevenbutler1189 4 роки тому +161

    "I want to be fair. Everyone needs to get the blame they deserve."
    I fell over laughing.

  • @EK-dt4cp
    @EK-dt4cp 4 роки тому +43

    “The Post Malone of musical theatre” 💀💀💀 seriously, Andrew Lloyd Webber is so overrated

  • @leasliving1756
    @leasliving1756 4 роки тому +56

    I see a few people who want to go “hatewatch” it but really go watch something else that has better reviews. Hollywood doesn’t care about your “ironic/hate” money, they’ll declare it a success if they get the required money back and we might get a sequel or whatever. Give those $15 to some better cause.

  • @cloo674
    @cloo674 4 роки тому +237

    Not sure if you're familiar with Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt on Netflix but that show has a very funny take on why Cats the musical is the way it is.

    • @becca1783
      @becca1783 4 роки тому +5

      @@extrashotofespresso_ lol was thinking about it the whole time watching her review.... now it makes sense lol 😆😆😆

    • @hfree15
      @hfree15 4 роки тому +1

      Which episode? I wanna see!

    • @cloo674
      @cloo674 4 роки тому +11

      @@hfree15 season 4 episode 11

    • @christie8493
      @christie8493 4 роки тому +1

      Yes! I love that episode! 😂

    • @greenmelon6387
      @greenmelon6387 4 роки тому

      That's what I thought the first review of this movie I watched.

  • @rusted_ursa
    @rusted_ursa 4 роки тому +24

    I cannot tell a lie; I will always love that "Cats" exists, just because it gave me the chance to hear all my favorite UA-camrs earnestly reciting all those stupid names.

  • @cori.5691
    @cori.5691 3 роки тому +10

    “I really think this is gonna be a good year for us” ... oh honey

  • @neonrays28
    @neonrays28 4 роки тому +63

    This movie sounds like an acid and shroom tripped rolled into one without the mindblowing revelation that comes with it.

  • @imnotalex924
    @imnotalex924 4 роки тому +158

    "I wanna make sure everyone gets the blame that they deserve."...... Comedy gold hahahaa

  • @aaronstuart2029
    @aaronstuart2029 4 роки тому +31

    “Andy Lloyd Weber is just the Post Malone of musical theatre.” is the most valid opinion I’ve heard all year. Thank you.

  • @OofusTwillip
    @OofusTwillip 4 роки тому +5

    This'll help explain some of the things in "Cats":
    Jellicle - According to T.S. Eliot, "jellicle" is a small child's mispronunciation of "dear little".
    Lack of a plot - The original stage-version has almost no plot. It's a series of divertissements (diversions), to use the ballet term. Like the second half of "The Nutcracker" and the final Act of "Sleeping Beauty", it's just a series of party-pieces, purely for entertainment, that does nothing to advance the story.
    Jennyanydots - There aren't any fat-jokes in the original stage version. Jennyanydots strips off her big outer costume, to reveal a fringed catsuit for the tapdance part of her number.
    The fur coats - In the stage-version, Grizabella's costume includes a ratty fur coat, tattered sparkly dress, sparkly stockings, and silver high-heels. She's the only cat that wears heels or a fur coat.

  • @cdmp777
    @cdmp777 4 роки тому +116

    “THESE CHOICES!” 😂 says it all

  • @DIGITALEMPRESS
    @DIGITALEMPRESS 4 роки тому +163

    It looked terrible on the trailer 😭

  • @ipswich728
    @ipswich728 4 роки тому +49

    Idk why, but every time you said “cat boobs,” I giggled REAL hard.

  • @ladylordeve
    @ladylordeve 4 роки тому +10

    "I really think this will be a good year for us" things that aged badly

  • @lucilasandoval3084
    @lucilasandoval3084 4 роки тому +166

    Well this is widely regarded as the worst musical ever, seems like it's also the worst adaptation of a musical in movie

    • @risitascositas1699
      @risitascositas1699 4 роки тому

      😂

    • @EmilyOrriginal
      @EmilyOrriginal 4 роки тому +13

      Seriously the only time Cats was mentioned in my musical theatre circles, is when we were making fun of it lol

    • @LovelySunshine17
      @LovelySunshine17 4 роки тому +9

      The musical was a cringefest as well. I did my best at wiping it from my memories, lol

    • @Myaccount923
      @Myaccount923 4 роки тому +6

      Lucila disturbance wow I thought cats was respected and I just didn’t get it 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @anonb4632
      @anonb4632 4 роки тому

      There are much worse musicals than this, much worse, but most disappear without trace which is why you never hear of them. Look up "the Apple". There are clips online.

  • @valf156115
    @valf156115 4 роки тому +82

    When Jason said “deportation to another dimension” 😅😅😅😅

  • @GenreChowderStudios
    @GenreChowderStudios 4 роки тому +194

    “It’s gonna be a deportation to another dimension.”
    You mean the uncanny valley?

    • @serial92989
      @serial92989 4 роки тому +3

      GenreChowderStudios he used the wrong word there

    • @airari24
      @airari24 4 роки тому +9

      @@serial92989 I think it was the right word, in hindsight. deportation indeed

  • @SuperUsernameization
    @SuperUsernameization 4 роки тому +36

    "I wanna be fair, I wanna make sure everybody gets the blame that they deserve." BWAHAHAHAHA!

  • @darthchocolate5190
    @darthchocolate5190 4 роки тому +88

    "This is the worst use of CGI I have eveerrr seen in a film." -Kim 2020

    • @michaelbfdiiwong523
      @michaelbfdiiwong523 4 роки тому +1

      cough 2019 Lion King cough

    • @chichioko1446
      @chichioko1446 4 роки тому +1

      @@michaelbfdiiwong523 nah honey it was worse than lion king

    • @michaelbfdiiwong523
      @michaelbfdiiwong523 4 роки тому

      @@chichioko1446 Well in my area where every goddam line of the movie was replaced by cringey translation to Cantonese, including the lyrics, making the experience a 100 times worse.
      They didn't do this for CATS

    • @booboobunny5655
      @booboobunny5655 4 роки тому

      Even worse than the Sonic movie?

    • @nabuchodonosormcgalapatram6941
      @nabuchodonosormcgalapatram6941 4 роки тому +1

      @@michaelbfdiiwong523 The thing is that the CGI in the Lion King 2019 are of a good quality, it's just that the whole is pointless.

  • @ofali
    @ofali 4 роки тому +81

    lmao "and also who is making these cat clothes?!" dying Kim you are hilarious

  • @Amazatastic
    @Amazatastic 4 роки тому +73

    just wanna say...in the original musical there are no fat characters that are the butt of fat jokes...if that's in the movie it's ONLY in the movie :/

    • @Hinatachan360
      @Hinatachan360 3 роки тому +9

      You're right. In the stage play Jennyanydots and Bustopher Jones are well respected and admired by the tribe. The 2019 movie did these characters dirty.

  • @arurasky
    @arurasky 3 роки тому +6

    "2020 gonna be a great year" wait a few months...

  • @battlegirldeb
    @battlegirldeb 4 роки тому +181

    The musical movie you need to see comes out this summer with Lin Manual Miranda's In The Heights.

  • @priscillao1064
    @priscillao1064 4 роки тому +146

    I love pushing off sleep to watch one of my favorite youtubers reviewing a movie I'll never watch

    • @MasoTrumoi
      @MasoTrumoi 4 роки тому +9

      Can we name the guilty pleasure of watching scathing reviews of art you never were interested in to begin with?

    • @eoa363
      @eoa363 4 роки тому +2

      @@MasoTrumoi Schadenfreude?

    • @MasoTrumoi
      @MasoTrumoi 4 роки тому

      @@eoa363 I don't know if it's straight up Schadenfreude because a lot of the films/games that I enjoy getting a thrashing are popular.
      I think it's more of an affirmation thing?

    • @juicyparsons
      @juicyparsons 4 роки тому

      Hahaha I'm like "dammmmnnnnn that movie trash lol good thing I wasn't bout to see it!"

    • @HaganeNoGijutsushi
      @HaganeNoGijutsushi 4 роки тому

      Cats has done one good thing for art, and it's having inspired so many creative and hilarious takedowns of it.

  • @Silburific
    @Silburific 4 роки тому +44

    "A cat wearing fur is like me wearing human skin!"
    Do we know that the fur coats are made from cat fur, because leather _is_ a thing people wear.

    • @hunadimakgatho3403
      @hunadimakgatho3403 4 роки тому +3

      I think she was trying to say the cat already has fur. Same way humans already have skin... Not sure anymore

    • @quirkyblackenby
      @quirkyblackenby 3 роки тому

      Lol cats have fur like we have skin.

  • @justinflores5040
    @justinflores5040 4 роки тому +36

    I went and saw this movie on shrooms, it was absolute torture. Lmao. Literally a horror movie.

    • @queenkaren1937
      @queenkaren1937 4 роки тому +8

      Justin Flores Oh god no! They would have to admit me to the psyche ward after I screamed “Horny demons cats are coming to get me” in the theater!” on shrooms. I smoked a joint before and couldn’t handle it.

  • @kaylamckinney1979
    @kaylamckinney1979 4 роки тому +19

    This is truly the Fyre festival of movies. Smh. Cats is literally my #1 favorite musical. This movie was aweful.

  • @charliedavis340
    @charliedavis340 4 роки тому +90

    “I’m calling the police, I’m pressing charges, electric chair” I love you Kimberly 😂💖

  • @clemdane
    @clemdane 4 роки тому +36

    "A weird feline nightmare" - agree, except 'weird' almost makes it sound interesting, which it isn't. Lolol, a "patch"! I hope never to watch a movie that needs to have a "patch" issued for it. What a concept!

  • @AndreTalksAlot
    @AndreTalksAlot 4 роки тому +16

    22:47 I WAS CACKLING!!!! You are soooo hilarious, she said, “whoever made that decision, electric chair.” I was DONE. Just discovered your channel, definitely subscribed. I love seeing beautiful Black women voicing their opinions, unapologetically and honestly. You are quite awesome and I love your reviews and conversations.

  • @Thatcaramelchic
    @Thatcaramelchic 4 роки тому +33

    Cats was always a favorite play growing up. I saw it again recently as a adult and I realized the play has no plot really. This works as a play because of the dancing and songs but as a movie... nope

  • @thotcrimez4252
    @thotcrimez4252 4 роки тому +73

    I wanna see it but I refuse to waste money 😭

  • @beltingtokra
    @beltingtokra 3 роки тому +5

    "Happy 2020"
    This has not aged well...