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  • @carrey3077
    @carrey3077 4 роки тому +22922

    “I’m losin’ to a bird!” walked so “Hal, it’s about cats” could run

    • @t3ras74
      @t3ras74 4 роки тому +1098

      "See how I glitter" also walked so "I'm losin to a bird" could run.

    • @infiniteoctopaw
      @infiniteoctopaw 4 роки тому +466

      carrey “I ate the WHOLE plate, the WHOLE PLATE!”

    • @DumbIdeaPresentedStupidly
      @DumbIdeaPresentedStupidly 4 роки тому +559

      DONT YOU DARE FORGET 'SEE HOW I GLITTER' AND 'FAIRY LIVES DONT MATTER TODAY'
      And of course the honorable mention of 'Because it was real'

    • @abird35
      @abird35 4 роки тому +204

      Let us not forget: "I got a fur wedgie"

    • @Taxrenn93
      @Taxrenn93 4 роки тому +280

      If you go way back, you also can't forget about "Ursula's crazy sister!"

  • @Altar360
    @Altar360 4 роки тому +6184

    He wanted to make a movie based on a musical about talking, singing, magical cats to be grounded and not very fantastical..... I have several questions...

    • @SapphicFurry
      @SapphicFurry 4 роки тому +563

      it's the same bizzaro reasoning as making the lion king that "photorealistic", bland, no-fun-allowed, sfx mess. Like just because it's "realistic" doesn't mean you can't make it actually appealing to watch.

    • @possumhead2812
      @possumhead2812 4 роки тому +366

      @@SapphicFurry also, there was not one single second of cats 2019 that could possibly be described as "realistic" it's a fucking fever dream

    • @raccoonjs6437
      @raccoonjs6437 4 роки тому +97

      Did this guy had a proper childhood?

    • @chrissonofpear1384
      @chrissonofpear1384 4 роки тому +29

      Also, is about a cult...

    • @MrPeaTearGryfin
      @MrPeaTearGryfin 4 роки тому +269

      Coming soon to a theater near you, Tom Hooper's Lord of the Rings. He may have taken some creative liberties like taking out the magic, the ring, elves, hobbits, orcs, dwarves, and charm, but he does so to make a more grounded, realistic take on the tale.

  • @roymallard
    @roymallard 4 роки тому +13760

    I don't know why everyone is saying Cats was bad.
    They played it on my flight home and there were only two walkouts.

    • @efnfen
      @efnfen 4 роки тому +621

      buh dum chh

    • @LazyAnnihilator
      @LazyAnnihilator 4 роки тому +538

      You made me laugh. Thank you.

    • @Anna-ks3ct
      @Anna-ks3ct 4 роки тому +365

      I nearly choked on my drink when I read this thank you for the laugh

    • @sneezebiscuits7239
      @sneezebiscuits7239 4 роки тому +88

      Nice.

    • @cashomnitrix
      @cashomnitrix 4 роки тому +177

      Well, that was....dark.

  • @tylerrshaw88
    @tylerrshaw88 4 роки тому +6569

    “See how I glitter”
    “I ate the whole plate”
    And now “Hal it’s about cats”

    • @42Biazinha
      @42Biazinha 4 роки тому +745

      i'm loosing to a bird!

    • @tylerrshaw88
      @tylerrshaw88 4 роки тому +165

      *throws cards*

    • @breedlove94
      @breedlove94 4 роки тому +358

      "Macavityyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"

    • @branenchanter153
      @branenchanter153 4 роки тому +345

      “Darkness deep as HEeEEAaAuuGhLLLlLlLL”

    • @breedlove94
      @breedlove94 4 роки тому +24

      @@branenchanter153 the host of my favorite movie podcast is doing livestreams of him watching movies during self-quarantine. The first two were Cats and the Gerard Butler disaster movie vehicle Geostorm so this video was perfect synergy

  • @Narokkurai
    @Narokkurai 3 роки тому +4734

    Andrew Lloyd Webber trying to explain "Jellicle Cats" and "Pollicle Dogs" is like me trying to explain the intricacies of the lore of my favorite videogames.

    • @niallreid7664
      @niallreid7664 2 роки тому +405

      "So then the Emperor and Horus fought- babe, can you listen please? This parts important. So anyway they were fighting..."

    • @cipollo3095
      @cipollo3095 2 роки тому +49

      @@niallreid7664 you made me spit water XD omg

    • @yoselametiaMiguel_Ohara
      @yoselametiaMiguel_Ohara 2 роки тому +70

      That was me trying to explain the plot of chainsaw man to my dad 😿

    • @hi.im.ana123
      @hi.im.ana123 2 роки тому +52

      That was me trying to explain the lore of FNaF ;-;

    • @arturoaguilar6002
      @arturoaguilar6002 2 роки тому +113

      "So he wasn't a soldier, but a member of a special fighting force called SOLDIER..."

  • @purplezombies
    @purplezombies 4 роки тому +3700

    I once saw a comment that said “the whole point of Cats the musical is that it has entertaining songs with very good dancing, so when you take a bunch of mediocre dancers at best, you’re not gonna end up with Cats” and i think about that a lot.

    • @AnnoyingAsianWitch
      @AnnoyingAsianWitch 4 роки тому +381

      Rebel Wilson eating cockroaches instead of tap dancing hurt me.

    • @Theyungcity23
      @Theyungcity23 4 роки тому +61

      purplezombies5327 They has an incredible team of dancers. Steven McCrae, Francesca Hayward

    • @purplezombies
      @purplezombies 4 роки тому +47

      @theyungcity23 lmao i havent seen the movie cause i don’t want to subject myself to that torture, so i don’t actually know; that’s why i said someone else said it because i am unaware

    • @Anastasja13
      @Anastasja13 4 роки тому +11

      purplezombies5327 The dancers are amazing tho

    • @innsdigby3125
      @innsdigby3125 4 роки тому +228

      The dancers are great, the problem is Tom Hooper didn't film (I don't even know if he could, its so far from his style and what he was going for) a dance movie. He made some good dancers performing well look weird with shot composition, gritty realism and DigitalFurTechnology™

  • @royalknightsleipmon2345
    @royalknightsleipmon2345 4 роки тому +3865

    "Macavity's a ginger cat" is literally a line in his song.

    • @hattie_burns
      @hattie_burns 4 роки тому +332

      You’ll love sideways’ new video

    • @Monkeyninjaghost
      @Monkeyninjaghost 4 роки тому +171

      I second that. The fact that Hollywood thinks Cooper is a good choice for musicals, is one the great wonders of the world. On second thought, I suppose it has something to do with money.

    • @StrayBats
      @StrayBats 4 роки тому +106

      @@hattie_burns I watched it and felt not only bad for the original, but wishing that this movie wasn't people's first introduction to a production with actually pretty nice music (well, specifically Memory)

    • @cayreet5992
      @cayreet5992 4 роки тому +45

      The text of his poem also makes it clear he's a rather thin cat with greying fur.

    • @liriodendronlasianthus
      @liriodendronlasianthus 3 роки тому +7

      @@StrayBats I always recommend the other version.

  • @mirthfulArtist
    @mirthfulArtist 4 роки тому +4144

    Trading the actors' comfort for the animators' work load and then seeing the actors badmouth the result is just adding insult to injury.
    I wonder how this would have looked with practical effects.

    • @tiagodarkpeasant
      @tiagodarkpeasant 4 роки тому +537

      i dont know who fucking invented that cgi is more realistic than practical effects, the makeup and fur in the musical look way more real, at least in a human, than any cgi could do, cgi is nice to cover props like cables and doing safe fire, if 90% of the movie is cgi just make it an animated movie

    • @mylamename14
      @mylamename14 4 роки тому +479

      Especially seeing that vitriol come from Corden and Wilson, the two who were absolutely atrocious in the entire film - CGI or no. Part of that might be the script, but Christ, is Rebel Wilson’s improv unbearable.

    • @Turt3752
      @Turt3752 4 роки тому +118

      Tiagorpg mendes there are plenty of AMAZING CGI effects that look realistic. It depends on the use and prep work and talent. Look at the Transformers from Michael Bay’s films. Trash films mostly but the visuals are pretty uniformly awesome. If you make CGI do ALL the work, there’ll be issues, and laziness/time constraints mean big-budget movies would rather throw extra money to do the purely computerized work instead of mixing the practical with the digital to make believable results.

    • @TaliVarda100706
      @TaliVarda100706 4 роки тому +170

      Honestly the Lord of the Rings movies used practical effects(apart from mocap for gollem) and those movies still look freaking awesome. Much better than the Hobbit trilogy even though theres like 15 years between them.

    • @misterbadguy7325
      @misterbadguy7325 4 роки тому +86

      @@TaliVarda100706 A lot of The Hobbit was dragged down by rushed production and the weird experiment with high framerate. You can definitely tell the places where they had time to finish the CGI, and the places they had to pull it out half-baked.

  • @BlueKeyAnimations
    @BlueKeyAnimations Рік тому +1798

    I'm sorry, what personally makes me angry is them blaming the vfx studio at the Oscar's. VFX studios are so often underpaid and overworked, forced to pay their animators out of pocket when a movie goes over budget. They are also beholden to whatever the director wants. The entire VFX industry is carrying the film industry on their backs and they're constantly disrespected at each turn. They deserve so much more than that.

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 Рік тому +81

      VFX teams need to go on strike.

    • @alice88wa
      @alice88wa Рік тому +172

      VFX needs to unionize so goddamn badly. I've come to the realization that the very reason movies are a CGI hellscape these days is all down to the lack of unions. Examples: Disney's live action Pinocchio should have been a real puppet. AH, but Disney is in beef with the puppeteering union right now. That same movie should have had an actual cat for Geppettos kitten. AH, but animal handlers are unionized. It goes on and on. They basically funneled every role onto the shoulders of the exploitable CGI teams. Props, makeup, animals, stunts, etc.

    • @overgrownkudzu
      @overgrownkudzu Рік тому +45

      yeah this. the vfx look terrible but this is a big hollywood production with a budget, they wouldn't have hired people who were bad at their jobs. so if it looks terrible, it's probably not their fault.

    • @KD-ou2np
      @KD-ou2np Рік тому +13

      I don't work in Animation, but I do a creative job that takes a lot of work, not as much slaving as animation tbh. In my industry, architecture, we charge the client and restructure the agreed budget every time they come back with new things they want to add that fall outside the agreed scope of the project. And we generally agree on MOST of the details before construction starts.
      As far as I can tell, in animation they just expect them to throw out dozens of hours of work on a whim if the director (or execs) wants to rewrite a scene. And they are so cheap they can't work out the story and concepts ahead of time with the whole creative team and then animate, it's Go Go Go all the time so they are forced to create scenes on the fly as its being acted, edited, etc. Sounds like creative hell.

    • @Queen_Cnidarian
      @Queen_Cnidarian 11 місяців тому +22

      The general rule of thumb is if you see actors, directors, etc. blaming the VFX team for how bad the movie was received, then it is safe to assume that every single aspect of the film is garbage, and they’re just looking for a scapegoat.

  • @ZapDash
    @ZapDash 4 роки тому +3194

    Wilson and Cordon dissing VFX artists when they themselves are the most cringeworthy part of the movie is rich.

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis 4 роки тому +63

      They deserve to be pilloried.

    • @WhiteVioletButterfly
      @WhiteVioletButterfly 4 роки тому +264

      Wilson destroyed Jenny Anydots. She went from a happy gentle grandma to a miserable, clumsy, horrific bully.

    • @nunofyerbusiness198
      @nunofyerbusiness198 4 роки тому +81

      The most underappreciated horror film of the year.

    • @blokey8
      @blokey8 4 роки тому +148

      @@WhiteVioletButterfly I was gonna say, even as someone who's never seen the show, she and... actually, the show in general looks far more amiable. Rum Tum Tugger and Mestophicles seem to have a fondly, ahem, catty thing going on, the grey cat and Jenny seem to like each other, but the film cats seem outright nasty to one another.
      Does the cats introducing one another change the tone? So it's not "I'm the best", they're nominating one another for the most part?

    • @lazaronen1786
      @lazaronen1786 4 роки тому +71

      They definitely lost most of my respect with that stunt.

  • @Pendragons_Art
    @Pendragons_Art 4 роки тому +5453

    The words "manually rotoscoped fur" makes me feel so unbelievably sorry for those VFX artists who had to spend hours and hours doing that. It sounds like a ludicrous amount of work.

    • @EclipsisTenebris
      @EclipsisTenebris 4 роки тому +342

      I know, right? It should be a criminal offense to make somebody do that work.

    • @alyssinclair8598
      @alyssinclair8598 4 роки тому +680

      Best part is. They then make fun of the team when it looks bad

    • @frostbjorn
      @frostbjorn 4 роки тому +571

      and to be so completely thrown under the bus when you could argue that the VFX were the best part (stylistic choices from everyone else notwithstanding), it makes me mad for them

    • @TankTaur
      @TankTaur 4 роки тому +223

      Time for a VFX artists' strike I think

    • @vixxcelacea2778
      @vixxcelacea2778 4 роки тому +378

      Thing is, if you look at the fur alone and ignore the actor, it is pretty freaking good looking. Like the VFX team did a smashing job, but the what they were asked to do was doomed from the get go. Just slap human faces and body structure on cat fur, ears and tails.
      Throwing the VFX team under the bus was fucking low and I have no respect for anyone who green lit that little dig or the actors who participated in it.

  • @LittleAlternativeGirl
    @LittleAlternativeGirl 4 роки тому +14630

    Theater People don't want big Hollywood adaptations, Theater People want hi-def filmed from the stage videos.

    • @spshouppe
      @spshouppe 4 роки тому +1269

      All us CATS fans really want is for the 1998 film to be remastered into proper 4k.

    • @EmpressCosplay
      @EmpressCosplay 4 роки тому +323

      This. Like... Come on, we got an Elisabeth and Rudolf Affaire Mayerling recording before damned WICKED.

    • @3333218
      @3333218 4 роки тому +130

      Virtual Reality versions would be best.

    • @suehypno4u
      @suehypno4u 4 роки тому +337

      Thank you! The recording of the original Bernadette Peters stage version of "Into the Woods" is far superior to the Hollywood version. I ADORE that musical and yet I can barely stand getting through the Disney one. Now bring me a proper recording of "Once on this Island"!

    • @FPalace
      @FPalace 4 роки тому +22

      Amen.

  • @lilyrosa143
    @lilyrosa143 Рік тому +2114

    Cats was the last movie I saw in theaters before the pandemic, and honestly, I can't think of a better way to say goodbye to society as we knew it.

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 Рік тому +61

      And to think that travesty came out on the same weekend as another cinematic trashfire, The Rise of Skywalker. Nearly four years later, and I'm still mad at myself for not walking out at the line "Somehow Palpatine returned."

    • @pkbutter
      @pkbutter Рік тому +30

      @@jbvader721lol, same. Honestly, the one good cinema thing that happened in 2019 was Knives Out.

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 Рік тому +11

      @@pkbutter Knives Out was awesome! I saw that the same night I went to see TROS and boy oh boy did the latter ruin my day it was so bad.

    • @Leafeon56
      @Leafeon56 Рік тому

      me too

    • @FuryanJedi13
      @FuryanJedi13 Рік тому +6

      The last movie I saw before the pandemic was Sonic the Hedgehog. That just renewed my love for the blue guy and actually made the pandemic seem slightly less crappy.
      And ironically, 2 years later, one of the Cats cast was in Sonic 2!
      (Well, his voice was.)

  • @ceresta1732
    @ceresta1732 4 роки тому +5645

    Cats uses... manual animation... and not mo-cap... in 2019, with a crunched budget and deadline. The VFX team deserve a friggin medal for what they turned out.

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 3 роки тому +811

      Also a huge apology and some compensation money for Tom Hooper and company throwing them under the bus when their movie flopped.

    • @songofshadow5043
      @songofshadow5043 3 роки тому +379

      Yeah, that shocked me! I originally thought, "Man, we have so much technology today, and that's the best they could do?" (I mean, I don't know much about CGI, but there is a certain amount of quality expected from a big-budget film.) But then, finding out they did it manually? Oof.

    • @ceresta1732
      @ceresta1732 3 роки тому +511

      @@songofshadow5043 The best way I can describe it is this: imagine ordering a construction crew to build a skyscraper in half the time... without cranes

    • @GuiSmith
      @GuiSmith 3 роки тому +150

      @@ceresta1732 That is incredibly apt. Better might be to include the fact that they can build elevators (custom tools), but those are hard without everything else basically already being there.

    • @nos4me
      @nos4me 3 роки тому +25

      Well that explains a lot

  • @TheBurkissWay
    @TheBurkissWay 4 роки тому +2879

    A lesson expressed two different ways:
    "It's a movie, not a stage show."
    "A CAT IS NOT A DOG."

    • @nuriaentrulion9938
      @nuriaentrulion9938 4 роки тому +31

      YEEEEEEESSSS

    • @zenithquasar9623
      @zenithquasar9623 4 роки тому +9

      Lmao!

    • @DuelaDent52
      @DuelaDent52 4 роки тому +38

      PuppetYeti Seeing how the Cats, mice and cockroaches turned out, do you think that offscreen dog had the face and limbs of a human, too?

    • @angharad5932
      @angharad5932 3 роки тому +16

      @@DuelaDent52 I hadn't thought of that--thank goodness they didn't show us *shudder*

  • @gregjayonnaise8314
    @gregjayonnaise8314 4 роки тому +2922

    Blaming the VFX artists is such a cop out. The artists only will make what the director approves of. The director looked at the designs and said “that’s what I want to show people.”
    As a character designer, the reason the designs look so awful is because the bizarre designs of the characters don’t have any stylization or flare. The desire to make them realistic makes them look gross and unsettling in their anatomy. The dramatic costumes in the original musical allowed for free movement but still had the idea of hinting that they were cats. I feel so bad for the artists that were underpaid and not given the ability to give any meaningful designs due to the lack of budget and foresight.
    The idea of making Cats of all plays more realistic is laughable, especially because using so much CGI and adding on every effect in post took more effort and looks more terrible than if they had just designed the costumes.

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 4 роки тому +37

      Maybe they should have made a CGI version of Felidae instead, and just called it Cats.

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 4 роки тому +8

      @@davidwuhrer6704 I don't see how that necessarily follows. It would still be unsettling in the wrong way if everyone had human faces!

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 4 роки тому +7

      @@mastermarkus5307 There are no human faces in Felidae.

    • @vp3841
      @vp3841 4 роки тому +72

      "the bizarre designs of the characters don’t have any stylization or flare" - yep, they just created another uncanny valley disaster

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 4 роки тому +9

      @@davidwuhrer6704
      I feel like you're missing the point f the conversation if you're just saying "make a different movie", sirrah.

  • @CombustibleCake
    @CombustibleCake 3 роки тому +1022

    “hooper tried to ground this film in reality” and “rebel wilson eats children” are a horrifying combination

    • @Queen_Cnidarian
      @Queen_Cnidarian 11 місяців тому +45

      If you are trying to adapt a musical about cats singing about why they deserve to die, and are going for realisim, you are doing something wrong.

    • @-snowballbunny-5316
      @-snowballbunny-5316 11 місяців тому +14

      @@Queen_Cnidarianexactly
      I don’t know what kinda drugs that guy was on to look at this fever dream of a show and try to make it realistic
      And he absolutely failed
      I love this musical btw it’s one of my favorites and I cried when I watched how he absolutely destroyed it😢

    • @doritodorito492
      @doritodorito492 11 місяців тому

      That's because Rebel Wilson eating children is society

    • @jesse1086
      @jesse1086 4 місяці тому

      Rebel Wilson did something a lot worse in this movie than eat children...she sang.

  • @jennasmith9309
    @jennasmith9309 4 роки тому +2222

    Andrew Lloyd Webber: Wanted make a musical based on poems he loved as a child, personally talked with the author's widow to find the medium that best suited the poems, mortgaged his house, and risked everything for his dream.
    Tom Hooper: Wanted to make it for an Oscar, didn't know anything about VFX, verbally abused and overworked the VFX team, didn't even know what catnip was.
    Hmmm.

    • @SmoothCriminal12
      @SmoothCriminal12 4 роки тому +133

      If Tom Hooper's career ends right there, it'll be 100% justified.

    • @CaseyShontz
      @CaseyShontz 4 роки тому +15

      It wasn’t entirely the director’s fault. Mostly Universal and the producers and whoever came up with the idea to make a movie out of this in the first place.

    • @alanpennie8013
      @alanpennie8013 4 роки тому +97

      @@SmoothCriminal12
      He's a bad director.
      Send him back to making TV biopics.
      No one expects them to be any good.

    • @TrueBuddhaCat
      @TrueBuddhaCat 4 роки тому +45

      Indeed, one of these things is not like the other (also apparently during the premiere of the movie apparently Lloyd Webber left half way through the movie looking defeated)

    • @angharad5932
      @angharad5932 3 роки тому +86

      I don't understand why Hollywood keeps picking genres and movies to resurrect (Like Star Trek, Star Wars, and now musicals), and then picks a director who pretty much hates everything about that particular genre or universe. Like, what's the point??

  • @imaginekudryavka9485
    @imaginekudryavka9485 4 роки тому +998

    "Heterosexual cats" is by far my favorite musical number in the movie

  • @thatcutenerdgirl6090
    @thatcutenerdgirl6090 4 роки тому +3422

    I do feel “grounded” watching CATS. I feel as though I’ve done something wrong and am being punished for it.

    • @emilybarclay8831
      @emilybarclay8831 4 роки тому +153

      Grounded in the same way a corpse in a shallow grave in the woods might feel grounded

    • @Falicity345
      @Falicity345 4 роки тому +44

      I could see Tom Hooper using his fear of “Irish-face” as an excuse to why Idris looks like a naked, excessively hairy man

    • @soldatdaniels8738
      @soldatdaniels8738 4 роки тому +3

      Cute pfp.

    • @fluxoff
      @fluxoff 4 роки тому +7

      I was grounded for six months just for discussing seeing this film.

    • @fossilfighters101
      @fossilfighters101 4 роки тому

      +

  • @eiya3
    @eiya3 2 роки тому +766

    Webber's face as he tries to explain "all cats are jellicle cats, fundamentally"... hilarious and adorable.

    • @h.c.49
      @h.c.49 2 роки тому +67

      It's almost childlike, I don't know how to explain it.

    • @raspberrycrowns9494
      @raspberrycrowns9494 Рік тому +82

      He looks like he's willing to and absolutely would throw hands with anyone that says otherwise

  • @dragonladdie7531
    @dragonladdie7531 4 роки тому +9448

    Just one furry... One furry on the design team could have prevented this monstrosity

    • @airshow406
      @airshow406 4 роки тому +1161

      My god you’re right.

    • @MaximillianRobesphere
      @MaximillianRobesphere 4 роки тому +638

      We need to add more of them to films so this does NOT happen again!

    • @searchingfororion
      @searchingfororion 4 роки тому +61

      🤔😳🤣

    • @HaydenofEverything
      @HaydenofEverything 4 роки тому +835

      Honestly a revival of Cats using fursuits is really interesting and I'm not even a furry.

    • @VideoGamesRus100
      @VideoGamesRus100 4 роки тому +258

      @@HaydenofEverything How do I dislike your comment multiple times?

  • @obiwankenobi9141
    @obiwankenobi9141 4 роки тому +2739

    "when musicals are good they're good, when they're bad they're horrid"
    -Catherine Zeta-Jones

    • @obiwankenobi9141
      @obiwankenobi9141 3 роки тому +23

      thank you for all the likes.

    • @CommissarMitch
      @CommissarMitch 3 роки тому +16

      Amen brother.

    • @danielgadomski5129
      @danielgadomski5129 3 роки тому +60

      Well, but it's true. Many movies can be below expectations and still work, bad musicals are usually unwatchable.

    • @THEAdmiralXizor
      @THEAdmiralXizor 3 роки тому +17

      Did she really say this..? I hope she did - it's glorious, just like her.

    • @THEAdmiralXizor
      @THEAdmiralXizor Рік тому +1

      @@obiwankenobi9141 I'll take your word for it - you seem knowledgeable... 🍻

  • @ethantaylor670
    @ethantaylor670 4 роки тому +2664

    The video of Webber explaining deadly seriously that all cats are Jellicle and all dogs are Pollicle plays like a British mockumentary and I can't

    • @alanpennie8013
      @alanpennie8013 4 роки тому +105

      He's wrong about the dogs, unsurprisingly. Pekes for instance aren't pollicles.

    • @anotherlemontree
      @anotherlemontree 4 роки тому +12

      I'm obsessed with that clip!

    • @Hsel-lc1wt
      @Hsel-lc1wt 4 роки тому +25

      @@alanpennie8013 I was so annoyed about that! Those poems were my childhood lmao

    • @YourMajesty143
      @YourMajesty143 4 роки тому +128

      It's from an unpublished poem by Eliot entitled "Pollicle Dogs and Jellicle Cats". The name "Jellicle cat" is derived from an attempt by T.S. Eliot's infant niece to say "dear little cat", where "Pollicle dogs" is a corruption of "poor little dogs".

    • @dorcaMusseb
      @dorcaMusseb 4 роки тому +6

      Spinal Tap came to mind.

  • @WickedKatze
    @WickedKatze Рік тому +836

    I still say Tom Hooper's biggest sin for Cats was erasing the aggressively gay energy from "Magical Mr. Mistoffelees"

    • @Shalheretical
      @Shalheretical Рік тому +158

      No seriously. Ram Tag Tugger wrote that song for his husband it's cruel

    • @lbsc1201
      @lbsc1201 10 місяців тому +3

      straight woman detected

    • @WickedKatze
      @WickedKatze 10 місяців тому +94

      @@lbsc1201 you're so wrong it's scary

    • @cdeford2
      @cdeford2 7 місяців тому +1

      They are cats, not gay people. Tugger and Quaxo are just friends. Tugger clearly does it for the girls.

    • @WickedKatze
      @WickedKatze 7 місяців тому +48

      they're gay cats

  • @TransSappho
    @TransSappho 4 роки тому +3050

    “Popular musicals being adapted to films because Oscar bait is a disease” damn Lindsay really went off at the end, and deservedly so

    • @kdnxnhdhdbfn2769
      @kdnxnhdhdbfn2769 4 роки тому +31

      Withinashes to be fair adaptations are for most musical theatre enthusiasts the only way to legally see their favourite shows.

    • @Scorpia161
      @Scorpia161 4 роки тому +151

      @@kdnxnhdhdbfn2769 I know musical fans have pushed for it for literally years/decades, but it really just goes to show why musicals just need to release live recordings of the Broadway/stage shows. Broadway's logic of 'if we release it on film no one will see the show' is ass backwards--if you're the kind of person who loves live Broadway shows, a recorded version won't stop you if the means/opportunity to see a show comes up, but SO MANY PEOPLE never get the opportunity while really wanting to see the show and are willing to pay at least *some* money for it. I'd go so far as to say a production company/conglomerate of theatres could release their own streaming service of live broadway recordings and make money hand over fist in subscriptions.

    • @TransSappho
      @TransSappho 4 роки тому +31

      Kdnxn Hdhdbfn yeah but honestly a bootleg will always be a much better alternative to the mutant Frankenstein’s monster that is the Tom Hooper style of musical. Once you utterly change the staging to adapt it to film, it’s already going to be fairly different, and while it can be done well, the point is that when the adaptation sets out with awards in mind foremost it’s going to completely lose sight of the spirit of the original, because the go to Oscar bait style doesn’t work with the elevated reality inherent to most stage musicals

    • @SavageGreywolf
      @SavageGreywolf 4 роки тому +60

      @@Scorpia161 I don't really know why CATS didn't convince Broadway how ass-backwards that was in 1998 when they released a VHS of the Broadway stage production and it went 18x platinum in the UK _alone._

    • @popland1977
      @popland1977 4 роки тому +8

      It's a pretty shit musical though. The most overrated show ever.

  • @greenyawgmoth
    @greenyawgmoth 4 роки тому +3266

    "Cats is almost 40 years old, much like me." But... but you're the same age as m- OH NO
    OHHH NOOOOOOOOOO

    • @lindiemoon
      @lindiemoon 4 роки тому +155

      greenyawgmoth tell me about it. Cue literal mid-life crisis.... Wahhhhhhh *existential screaming*

    • @melissam597
      @melissam597 4 роки тому +310

      Haha this cracked me up 😂 she looks and sounds 25

    • @breandan3280
      @breandan3280 4 роки тому +110

      Hahahaha. I turned 40 yesterday, I feel this post sooo such.

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 4 роки тому +95

      *cue Cats 2019 singing about "Memories"...*

    • @zxp3ct3r41
      @zxp3ct3r41 4 роки тому +10

      Old twats

  • @sugar-rice
    @sugar-rice 4 роки тому +2557

    I started my period while watching Cats in theaters, and when the cramps started, it felt more like my body was physically rejecting what my eyes were taking in. I just became double uncomfortable.

    • @JohnDoe-uf3lj
      @JohnDoe-uf3lj 4 роки тому +127

      Hannah That is some war story, lady. I'm not sure what to say but... Thanks for sharing. I think?

    • @Pooky1991
      @Pooky1991 4 роки тому +183

      Damn. Respect. Thats some PTSD right there

    • @AirKIng74
      @AirKIng74 4 роки тому +232

      I love the idea of a film being so bad it triggers someone's period.

    • @yuukichan12
      @yuukichan12 4 роки тому +84

      Lmaooo The movie that destroys from the inside out

    • @gypsywoman9140
      @gypsywoman9140 4 роки тому +43

      Ginger Snaps called periods "the curse" so by that logic, you could say Cats triggered the curse.

  • @FMAkers-jq2kh
    @FMAkers-jq2kh 2 роки тому +711

    Tim Rice, in 2002: "I'm often asked why Andrew and I broke up. Well, would you want to work with someone who wanted 75 percent of the credit? And 75 percent of the money? And who chased after the leading lady in every show? Neither did Andrew."

    • @JustKrin
      @JustKrin 2 роки тому +149

      That's so fucking funny to me for some reason

    • @1rockcrawford
      @1rockcrawford Рік тому +18

      So is Tim Rice saying that’s himself then?

    • @rike1775
      @rike1775 Рік тому +64

      ​@@1rockcrawfordI'd say yes. The "neither did Andrew" in that context is meant as a response to an implied response to the questions.

    • @trickster80
      @trickster80 Рік тому +50

      atleast he’s a good sport about it

    • @iggykidd
      @iggykidd Рік тому +11

      @@JustKrinI believe it’s because it is a joke

  • @SimmerRose
    @SimmerRose 4 роки тому +1715

    watching Webber explain to that poor woman that “all cats are jellicle” and her completely bewildered expression had me laughing so hard I missed the next 30 seconds of the video

    • @notquitemytempo1353
      @notquitemytempo1353 4 роки тому +160

      That was the epitome of a "the fuck is he talking about?" face. Hilarious indeed.

    • @Svengali764
      @Svengali764 4 роки тому +53

      That dude was really into cats.. like weird creepy amount. That clip just raises hair on my arm in a mild wave. 🤣

    • @SnowCat-nu7gj
      @SnowCat-nu7gj 4 роки тому +94

      And he’s acting like this complete nonsense is obvious and just dumb. It’s honestly incredible

    • @AssOnAPlate187
      @AssOnAPlate187 4 роки тому +23

      One big gay question mark was floating around that room.

    • @manonsegur7547
      @manonsegur7547 4 роки тому +15

      One of the many reasons I adore that guy.

  • @HorrorGeek9
    @HorrorGeek9 4 роки тому +884

    “No one wants a child to become a memory” I can't believe this was an actual commercial, like WTF

    • @starfishcoffee2854
      @starfishcoffee2854 4 роки тому +121

      HorrorGeek9 and then the song started playing!!! Legit tears of laughter.

    • @MrBoygiles
      @MrBoygiles 4 роки тому +83

      I think that PSA was actually more horrific than Cats 2019.

    • @rockaway0beach
      @rockaway0beach 4 роки тому +25

      I read this comment before the video's ending and didn't understand it.
      Then I saw it and damn, I haven't laughted so hard in a decade, GOD DAMMIT

    • @3Rayfire
      @3Rayfire 4 роки тому +21

      What can I say, we were a much more savage people prior to the new millennium.

    • @shaunwatson6354
      @shaunwatson6354 4 роки тому +24

      It's why I wear my seatbelt to this day.
      Because of CATS.

  • @PhilosophyTube
    @PhilosophyTube 4 роки тому +5006

    why is James Cordon?

    • @maccoyhartweg9513
      @maccoyhartweg9513 4 роки тому +154

      I feel like that is what everyone in his life asked at some point

    • @HaiThereManchannel
      @HaiThereManchannel 4 роки тому +51

      Solid question

    • @Eviltwin531
      @Eviltwin531 4 роки тому +155

      I feel so cheated. In his first Doctor Who episode, he was actually quasi-endearing (and got head-butted by Matt Smith's Great Wall of Forehead... seriously, the show jokes his Doctor inspired the Easter Island Statues.)
      I guess it's like a potent spice; best in small doses.

    • @Harry-cy5vz
      @Harry-cy5vz 4 роки тому +6

      Hi dad

    • @PKBitchGirl
      @PKBitchGirl 4 роки тому +40

      @@Eviltwin531 His second Who outing was beyond terrible. "I speak baby" Nothing can stop the cybermanisation process, oops I was wrong, the wuv he has for his kid can, what a load of bollocks

  • @kestreldomann2787
    @kestreldomann2787 2 роки тому +955

    So fun story: my dad (ride or die for Cats) and I (introduced to Cats at age 7 by my dad who is NOT a theatre person but saw it twice before I was even conceived and am also a ride or die for Cats) went to go see this movie in theaters. I had seen the trailers and knew what was up, Dad hadn't. After the movie I turned to my Dad and went 'so... What'd you think?" He looked me dead in the eyes and went 'I don't know what the HELL that was but it wasn't Cats' and honestly? That's my 'Hal, it's about Cats'

    • @NeoNovastar
      @NeoNovastar Рік тому +61

      I showed my mom the Sideways video, and she basically did the same thing. Dead eyes and saying "they keep ruining things i love". (She is also a classic Voltron fan who felt betrayed by the mess of the Legendary Defender show.) Oh mom, you don't deserve this.

  • @TheLadyLiddell
    @TheLadyLiddell 4 роки тому +2149

    "I want the movie to be grounded and not that fantastical"
    ... it's Cats. CATS. You want a movie musical about anthropomorphic cats that sing and dance to be NOT fatastical?????

    • @micahcook2408
      @micahcook2408 4 роки тому +105

      I always wondered if the animated version was picked up how it would’ve turned out.

    • @hanonphantomhive
      @hanonphantomhive 4 роки тому +17

      I agree, doesn´t make much sense to me either :s
      Btw ur profile pic, Riku best boi

    • @smurfette_blues7922
      @smurfette_blues7922 4 роки тому +60

      Thats literally the only way for it to work imo. I just want a director of the film adaptation to go all the way. Just lean into the weird

    • @MsAbixxx
      @MsAbixxx 4 роки тому +62

      Rikusgirl001
      This is my biggest lament as well.
      What is Tom Hooper’s obsession with making everything “grounded”? He was completely the wrong choice to direct this. But of course, he won Les Mis a few Oscars so Universal thought he could just do it again with Cats.

    • @MsAbixxx
      @MsAbixxx 4 роки тому +55

      kshamwhizzle
      At least Baz Luhrman would understand the fantastical nature of a musical.
      I’m not saying Moulin Rogue is a masterpiece, but it’s so stylised and so out there it doesn’t really make you question the fact that everyone is singing. This is just the way this world works.
      Something like that for Cats would have been great (personally, I think an animated adaptation is the way to go) but Universal really wanted those Oscars though.

  • @bgs7529
    @bgs7529 3 роки тому +6610

    The Oscar bit was disgusting. Two rich actors making fun of an underfunded team trying to fix their horrible acting and another rich dude's terrible directing.

    • @skylarjohnson7779
      @skylarjohnson7779 3 роки тому +666

      I wouldn't want to be the one trying to make James Cordon look good. I don't know why he's in everything, he can't sing or act and I don't think anyone actually likes him.

    • @alexbennet4195
      @alexbennet4195 3 роки тому +53

      @@skylarjohnson7779 I don't know why Americans hate James Cordon so much lol, I (and I think most people in the UK) always saw him as a talented writer and comedic actor? Both Gavin and Stacey and One Man Two Guvnors received such rave reviews - have Americans never heard of them??

    • @skylarjohnson7779
      @skylarjohnson7779 3 роки тому +508

      @@alexbennet4195 I'm british. I don't like him, I don't know anyone who likes him. Even among gavin and Stacy fans I don't think I've ever seen any praise specifically for him. Probably because the other stuff he's written was terrible and it leads me to guess it was Ruth Jones who made g&s so good.

    • @rusted_ursa
      @rusted_ursa 3 роки тому +195

      Don't forget that everyone who applauded that shitty joke is in a union.

    • @seajay632
      @seajay632 3 роки тому +253

      @@alexbennet4195 I'm British, James Cordon is exceptionally obnoxious, as funny as a migraine and besides Fat Friends and Gavin & Stacey, everything else he's been in has been shite. Don't say that you think most people in the UK like him cos that's not true. Just say you like him. Don't assume others feel a certain way about someone just cos you do, especially not most of them! I haven't said most people in the UK hate him cos I don't need other people's opinions to make mine valid. (Even though I've literally not seen anyone online say they like him and people I know irl hate him too. Congrats, you're the first person I've seen to say that he's talented in any way whatsoever!)

  • @sophiaaa6042
    @sophiaaa6042 4 роки тому +2721

    If you’re wondering who likes the stage show - dancers! I was a pretty serious ballet dancer through high school and loved the stage show because of the dancing, the physicality and atheticism of the actors is so fun to watch, especially when most broadway musicals don’t have that intricate choreography

    • @ragabashmoon1551
      @ragabashmoon1551 4 роки тому +153

      I was a member of my high school's Thespian Club, and we made going to see CATS when it came to our city an official club event so our teacher could get score us group rate tickets. We still had to pay for our own tickets, but we gave our money to her and she bought them. We all were obsessed with CATS, and when I changed schools my senior year, I went into Competitive Speaking and interpretation of the original poems was so overdone, but we didn't care. The judges hated us all doing CATS poems though, I'm sure. Haha.

    • @willbe3043
      @willbe3043 4 роки тому +34

      I also love love loved the stage show for the same reasons. Watched it twice. :)

    • @Kittymouth
      @Kittymouth 4 роки тому +104

      Dancers, and set designers, and kids who crawl around the yard pretending to be animals all day.

    • @skshore338
      @skshore338 4 роки тому +15

      @@ragabashmoon1551 this is why I endured the film. I was curious about the dancing.

    • @PhoenixFireKMS
      @PhoenixFireKMS 4 роки тому +98

      I once said that Cats is the best way for dancers, makeup artists, and art designers to show off their technical skills. Also I just love Cats, it’s dumb but it’s fun (as long as we leave out Growltiger and the thing about the Pekingese in Pekes and Pollicals...)

  • @SevenEllen
    @SevenEllen Рік тому +512

    I personally REALLY wish we got Don Bluth's / Stephen Spielberg's animated version of Cats. That concept art was so cool!

    • @itsplasticbabyofficial
      @itsplasticbabyofficial Рік тому +18

      it could never have happened (somewhat unfortunately) because ts eliot’s wife didn’t want the poems represented like that

    • @AnimatedTerror
      @AnimatedTerror Рік тому +11

      @@itsplasticbabyofficialwell that’s what we’re saying. We wish she hadn’t shot it down.

    • @BlisaBLisa
      @BlisaBLisa 11 місяців тому +24

      don bluths style would have worked SO WELL for it too, ik they didnt want it to be like a disney movie but don bluth is pretty good at making these dark stylized animated movies about animals (like secret of nimh) he could have made such a cool animated Cats film

    • @littlesongbird1
      @littlesongbird1 5 місяців тому +1

      @@BlisaBLisa OMG! YES!!!!! I could see him actually filming live performers doing the dance numbers and using that to Rotoscope for some of the parts and Macavity would have been a proper villain like Dragon from Nimh.

  • @alicethompson6442
    @alicethompson6442 4 роки тому +2039

    "Hal...it's about cats.
    And we never discussed it again"
    Pure poetry

    • @kronemerj
      @kronemerj 4 роки тому +30

      I mean would you?

    • @perspii2808
      @perspii2808 4 роки тому +22

      Literally died laughing at that intro ngl

    • @roycema
      @roycema 3 роки тому +34

      I loved that line because Andrew just seems so confused as to why Hal is looking for a deeper meaning

    • @Robert399
      @Robert399 3 роки тому +3

      I wish Cats had died forever right there.

  • @TheSugarRay
    @TheSugarRay 4 роки тому +812

    "I wasn't sure what a cat looked like anymore." -I'm dying.

    • @insertcringynamehere
      @insertcringynamehere 4 роки тому

      AxxL Please, shut the fuck up.

    • @TheSugarRay
      @TheSugarRay 4 роки тому +2

      @@insertcringynamehere no

    • @theonetruegriff
      @theonetruegriff 4 роки тому +6

      That was Folding Ideas. Definitely recommend checking out his channel if you haven't already.

    • @insertcringynamehere
      @insertcringynamehere 4 роки тому +2

      Thought Ray He deleted his comment. :(

    • @TheSugarRay
      @TheSugarRay 4 роки тому +1

      @@insertcringynamehere Oh, I'm sorry. I remove all defient annoyance.

  • @fourizereviews5123
    @fourizereviews5123 4 роки тому +1733

    Fans of Cats: "Why does it hurt so much?"
    Tom Hooper: "Because it was REAL-istic."

    • @kronemerj
      @kronemerj 4 роки тому +17

      Nice callback.

    • @Epinardscaramel
      @Epinardscaramel 4 роки тому +4

      Well played!

    • @TrueBuddhaCat
      @TrueBuddhaCat 4 роки тому +32

      Hit that nail on the head
      (Also, from some reports during the premier of the “movie” apparently Andrew Lloyd Webber left the theater half way through the monstrosity(which I don’t blame him)

    • @jesse1086
      @jesse1086 4 роки тому +3

      this is god level

    • @Anna-tk7ui
      @Anna-tk7ui 4 роки тому +7

      @@TrueBuddhaCat
      Interviewer: So how does it feel to have your most well-known musical be bastardized into a sea of uncanny valley?
      ALW:.............feels great.

  • @jennatavares4695
    @jennatavares4695 Рік тому +254

    I just absolutely love how Idris shows up and goes "mccavity!" It's...just so funny? And I feel like it wasn't entirely meant to be. But I laugh every time

    • @marynoble9464
      @marynoble9464 Рік тому +14

      It's the only fun part of the movie

  • @cindyluyanli
    @cindyluyanli 4 роки тому +657

    “No one wants a child to become a memory”
    Oh my god who had the audacity to write that commercial?!?!
    57:02 for beginning of this masterpiece

    • @cindyluyanli
      @cindyluyanli 4 роки тому +9

      Corvus you are not wrong

    • @TurtleRhythm
      @TurtleRhythm 4 роки тому +24

      Still more emotionally gripping than Cats 2019

    • @twincast2005
      @twincast2005 4 роки тому +26

      I mean, that line is fine, but that she then breaks out into song is utterly tasteless.

    • @Lazamattaz
      @Lazamattaz 4 роки тому +1

      I'm CREASED

    • @bndncn
      @bndncn 4 роки тому +11

      The comedic timing of the start of the song there is actual genius.

  • @gracecarroll6718
    @gracecarroll6718 3 роки тому +5276

    Fun fact: a friend of my partner actually worked on the stunts for cats, and he had to convince the production team that the actors couldn't 'land like cats' (on the palms of their hands) they would obliterate their wrists. Cats, but make it realism.

    • @idek7438
      @idek7438 3 роки тому +1000

      Cats are probably one of the worst animals to try to replicate realistically. Like have they ever seen how a cat acts and what they can do? How is a human supposed to replicate that without a) looking like a pervert, which is what we got here, and b) potentially harming themselves.

    • @austin.luther
      @austin.luther 3 роки тому +363

      Just...wow. Everytime I learn something new about this production it just gets worse.

    • @TheSlipperyNUwUdle
      @TheSlipperyNUwUdle 2 роки тому +122

      My sister always used to say you can ruin your wrists by catching yourself on them when falling.

    • @sandyree1957
      @sandyree1957 2 роки тому +129

      Also, if you were to consider that cats are digigrade (pretty much, they walk and put their weight on the equivalent of our fingers/toes).........*ouch*

    • @OmniphonProductions
      @OmniphonProductions 2 роки тому +246

      Coming from a background in both Musical Theater _and_ Martial Arts, I've lost track of how many times I've heard instructors say, "If you're going to the ground, don't try to catch yourself. Just do your best to protect your head and spine." I learned that lesson the hard way, twenty years ago, when I dislocated _and_ broke a finger on a relatively light take-down. Our brain, thumbs, and larynx are why our species is successful, not our ability to absorb impact.

  • @jayl2298
    @jayl2298 4 роки тому +1601

    Why did I never consider, if tom hooper really wanted it to be so realistic, why didn't all the cats have eight nipples?

    • @myettechase
      @myettechase 3 роки тому +204

      #ReleaseTheNippleCut

    • @TooSickToDressVictorian
      @TooSickToDressVictorian 3 роки тому +54

      @@myettechase Please don’t

    • @marinadeburgos8666
      @marinadeburgos8666 3 роки тому +57

      Or maybe do like Lion King, make overrealistic cats and flop because we can't see actual face expressions

    • @mrcakeday1439
      @mrcakeday1439 3 роки тому +47

      #freethecatnip

    • @neksnek2032
      @neksnek2032 3 роки тому +20

      @@marinadeburgos8666 except the lion king remake didn't flop sadly :(

  • @Jeremy_theGent
    @Jeremy_theGent 2 роки тому +558

    I remember when Jennifer Hudson was singing Memory at the end, I just wanted to grip her shoulders and say, "Jen. It's not worth it. God bless you, but this just isn't worth the effort."

    • @Nadia1989
      @Nadia1989 Рік тому +23

      She was doing what she was paid for.

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 8 місяців тому +20

      “Honey you’re putting in way too much heart and soul into a production that doesn’t care at all. Gonna need you to bring it down to about a 4, maybe a 5.”

    • @molegoddess
      @molegoddess 5 місяців тому +1

      @@crimsondynamo615 "Beat it, Spider-Man!"

  • @blossominghope8567
    @blossominghope8567 3 роки тому +1734

    We were made to perform cats in high school PE. I was an insecure, developing teenager made to perform in a skintight leotard, in front of the whole year. The movie adaptation is worse than that memory.

    • @marinadeburgos8666
      @marinadeburgos8666 3 роки тому +97

      I guess that even an open surgery without anestesia is better than the movie

    • @cara_h_4
      @cara_h_4 3 роки тому +266

      I have several questions about your school.

    • @neofromthewarnerbrothersic145
      @neofromthewarnerbrothersic145 3 роки тому +201

      @@cara_h_4 Seriously! It would make slightly more sense if it was a drama class, but PE? I'm thinking that teacher just wanted an excuse to see some developing teenagers wearing skin tight leotards.
      Many props to the OP for enduring that, I probably would've ended up getting myself expelled.

    • @rainbowkittycat627
      @rainbowkittycat627 3 роки тому +13

      Honestly would prefer that to regular pe...

    • @mike90317
      @mike90317 3 роки тому +38

      Meeeeeemoryyyy

  • @polymphus
    @polymphus 4 роки тому +2030

    This demon video will not leave my recommendations. Every single thing I watch, Cat-Elba is staring at me and I know what it means to be in hell. If I leave on autoplay for too long I come back and find myself staring at writhing cat-human bodies.
    "I watched it already," I say to the uncaring heavens.
    "Did you like it?" say the Gods.
    "I did, I did! But please, let me leave!"
    There is nothing in heaven but laughter, and - from a distance, carried on the wind - 'Macavityyyyyyyy'

    • @elvellarambles9151
      @elvellarambles9151 4 роки тому +118

      Criminally underrated comment: 10/10 existential rage

    • @Elocinization
      @Elocinization 4 роки тому +57

      As I read "Macavityyyyyy" in this comment, I vividly imagined and heard the scene it described.

    • @marisp2588
      @marisp2588 4 роки тому +52

      This comment is a literary masterpiece

    • @nathanwinters2400
      @nathanwinters2400 4 роки тому +24

      Legit like every other week this video appears and I'm just like... I've watched it five times too many just... just please stop! xD

    • @heatherbeal3473
      @heatherbeal3473 4 роки тому +9

      Pure Poetry

  • @TheOutlawed1000
    @TheOutlawed1000 4 роки тому +1410

    End of 2019: Cats
    Beginning of 2020: Pandemic
    Coincidence? Yes. But...

    • @rockCity777
      @rockCity777 4 роки тому +69

      ...thole-cut 2020.

    • @faeriegraver
      @faeriegraver 4 роки тому +4

      @@rockCity777 lmaoooo

    • @samurguy9906
      @samurguy9906 4 роки тому +23

      God is punishing us for our sins, apparently

    • @ComatHam
      @ComatHam 4 роки тому +15

      End of 2019: Pathologic 2
      Begin of 2020: Global Pandemic

    • @johnk6123
      @johnk6123 4 роки тому

      Yay I'm thumbs up #500, making things happen on UA-cam :) also to reply to the comment: definitely suspect.

  • @lavandereisly4194
    @lavandereisly4194 2 роки тому +472

    I am of the opinion that the original Cats worked so well because they looked at the story asked "Why not?" while the new movie looked at the story and went "Why?"

  • @RatEatingSevenWorms
    @RatEatingSevenWorms 4 роки тому +398

    The movie mostly casted actors, singers, and dancers. They didn’t cast triple threats, they cast dancers who couldn’t really sing or act, actors who couldn’t really dance or sing, and singers who couldn’t really act or dance.

    • @dsfddsgh
      @dsfddsgh 4 роки тому +47

      And then they cast Taylor Swift who cant do any of those things.

    • @vingram100
      @vingram100 4 роки тому +44

      Exactly, the short answer to this whole issue is that Hollywood should have given this to the gays! You need the most extra, triple threats to make something this ridiculous work. You can't manufacture camp! I'm kidding but I really think the production was way too stiff and by-the-numbers.
      Edit: words.

    • @toosigoosi
      @toosigoosi 4 роки тому +2

      imcrying,t his is literall y so fucking funny

    • @celinak5062
      @celinak5062 4 роки тому +4

      Honestly tv shows have better musical episodes then this

    • @EnderPryde
      @EnderPryde 4 роки тому +12

      Ok, I'd give Derulo dancing and singing, if only because he's at least competent.
      Not great, but competent.
      Acting for him... ehhhhhhhhh... EHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

  • @sydnamon5986
    @sydnamon5986 4 роки тому +568

    The VFX team didn't deserve to suffer for this. The fur actually looks realistic, and it wasn't their fault the director kept changing his mind every few days. This discordant disaster was already set in stone the moment they decided to make the movie "realistic".
    What a waste of effort.

    • @Afishionado1
      @Afishionado1 4 роки тому +73

      Rendering realistic fur or hair is *hard*.
      Maui spent most of his time with his hair tied back in Moana because they didn't have the budget to animate free-flowing hair for the full movie.
      Rendering fur is computationally intensive, which is a fancy way of saying that you set everything up the way you think is right, hit "render", come back a few hours or days later, and see what you got. If the result isn't right, you start the process again.
      I get anxious just thinking about trying to do that on a tight schedule.

    • @VernulaUtUmbra
      @VernulaUtUmbra 4 роки тому +37

      I agree; I thought they were wearing stupid expensive suits until someone told me it was animated. It's not the VFX teams fault that the designs rolled down the uncanny valley and hit every rock on the way down.

    • @shindean
      @shindean 4 роки тому +5

      The fur being realistic is a different movie, there was never anything wrong with the costumes in the first place for over two decades.
      If you're going to change 80% of the visuals, because it's not "modern enough", you better think of something more original than incomplete mocap.

    • @igormajdandzic7587
      @igormajdandzic7587 4 роки тому +8

      Didn't you mean: What a waste of ef-fur-t?
      I'm sorry

    • @sydnamon5986
      @sydnamon5986 4 роки тому +1

      @@igormajdandzic7587 Bravo

  • @franticranter
    @franticranter 3 роки тому +4567

    If t.s. elliot's wife never wanted the cats poems turned into an animated film because she was worried it would turn out like winnie the poo, then imagine what she'd think if she saw the cats film.

    • @marinadeburgos8666
      @marinadeburgos8666 3 роки тому +191

      I guess like most of the authors when they see their work translated to a movie without guidance, blame the studio and say that the original work is way better (most of the time with a good reason)

    • @rabbit-exe3606
      @rabbit-exe3606 3 роки тому +98

      I mean, "horny hieronymus bosch style nightmare" is about as far as you can get from "winnie the pooh"

    • @trampoline11x
      @trampoline11x 3 роки тому +72

      Followed by the Winnie The Poo live action film? Consistant confusion and maybe concern, as well all should once in a while

    • @dc98424
      @dc98424 3 роки тому +27

      I think technically it was a different t.s. Elliot property she was worried about but the point is still valid.

    • @Igorcastrochucre
      @Igorcastrochucre 3 роки тому +78

      I feel like TS Elliot's wif was worried that the poems would become "kid's stuff", because beside americanize Winnie the Pooh, they turned it into something that's unmistakably for kids. And yes, both the poems and Pooh were made with children in mind, but they weren't just for children.
      Either that or the Walt Disney-P.L. Travers debacle still had a rippling effect on how authors in general act when approached by Disney or any big hollywood studio.

  • @Jodabomb24
    @Jodabomb24 Рік тому +291

    I watch this so often but mostly the part where Lindsay sings "heterosexual cats" because it's such a fantastic joke

    • @manderly33
      @manderly33 6 місяців тому +1

      Especially with the overlays of LL Bean and the Patriots logo.

  • @jessg3533
    @jessg3533 4 роки тому +819

    "Macavity's a ginger cat, he's very tall and thin"
    Tom Hooper: too unrealistic. Make him a swol Havana Brown.

    • @Textile_Courtesan
      @Textile_Courtesan 4 роки тому +60

      You have no idea how irritating it is to me that every rendition I've seen don't portray him as a ginger cat.

    • @Zaphtiera
      @Zaphtiera 4 роки тому +24

      I'm so glad someone mentioned this, it's like they swapped Macavity and Skimbleshanks' appearances and didn't bother changing the lyrics

    • @KristinaVeshtort-Kask
      @KristinaVeshtort-Kask 4 роки тому +3

      This!
      While Elba's, uh, fur colour wasn't as jarring as Lindsay seemed to think - it is somewhere between British Shorthair chocolate and a brown Burmese - it's still decidedly NOT a colour that Macavity has to be!

  • @phillipjohnson8903
    @phillipjohnson8903 4 роки тому +700

    "Don't let a child's life become just a MEMORY" is so disrespectful and the funniest thing I've heard all month.

  • @MegaKaitouKID1412
    @MegaKaitouKID1412 4 роки тому +704

    I think the "why" of "Cats" on stage is really a "for the artz" situation in a true "the medium is the message" fashion. The point of cats is its musicality, its poetics, for stage. It's not a stage version of a novel, it's a stage version of a poem. Not even a classical poem like it was adapted from, either, but the stage version of new-age poetry where the point is less what the poem is saying and more what the poem sounds and looks and feels like as an object in itself. I think it's truly a musical that doesn't work to change the medium because its medium is its whole point.

    • @YourCrazyOverlord
      @YourCrazyOverlord 4 роки тому +37

      This is the only answer that has ever made sense, thank you.
      As the avatar of musicals itself, my hatred is justified

    • @josepablomartinez-rendon9484
      @josepablomartinez-rendon9484 4 роки тому +21

      Cats was the first show I ever saw. This movie hurts my heart

    • @nicoinformatics
      @nicoinformatics 4 роки тому +8

      Nah. Cats is pretty much a softcore furry porn, it's that plain and simple. And don't get me wrong, I'm not judging, people can like and do whatever they like, I don't care. But to pretend that Cats, both the original and the new movie is some form of expression of art is just nonsense justification of some people's liking for a furry content in a sexual sense. Like I said, you like furries, that's fine.

    • @DuelaDent52
      @DuelaDent52 4 роки тому +23

      Nico “Hal, it’s about cats.”

    • @bugcatcher101
      @bugcatcher101 4 роки тому +43

      @@nicoinformatics this is the most r/iam14andthisisdeep take i've ever seen on one of lindsay's videos. i beseech upon you this L

  • @Whawpenshaw
    @Whawpenshaw 2 роки тому +235

    I love how they're like, "oh yeah we were running in to the set with the song JUST finished" like that's somehow a good story and NOT a sign of being seriously underprepared.

    • @juliamavroidi8601
      @juliamavroidi8601 Рік тому +28

      It's a good story, but for a high school production, not a Hollywood movie

    • @mistertea603
      @mistertea603 Рік тому +2

      I agree with you too an extent...you gotta understand the artistic process for songwriting in particular is not streamlined, while movoe making is down to a science at this point...trying to slow down a film to get music just right is like slowing a fraight train.

    • @edgarallenhoe3518
      @edgarallenhoe3518 Рік тому +10

      I feel like you get ONE story like that per production, max-- either they finish the song last minute, or they finish the effects last minute, but not both. And ofc it's only something you admit if the end product is good!!!

  • @4thofEleven
    @4thofEleven 4 роки тому +664

    I don't understand how a film so obsessed with visual 'realism' could completely fail at deciding how big the characters are supposed to be.

    • @aazhie
      @aazhie 4 роки тому +21

      Same! There needed to be "Eat Me" "Drink Me" props for the amount of times cats were almost human sized, then back to cat proportions??

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 4 роки тому +22

      Having the cats in front of human objects just further emphasized how they do not even remotely look like cats.

    • @darastarscream
      @darastarscream 4 роки тому +16

      I noticed that too! And it's not the VFX. They're out of scale to the *set.* The built, constructed, totally artificial set.

  • @gryph3714
    @gryph3714 4 роки тому +6043

    So between you and Sideways, I'm learning Tom Hooper is just the worst.

    • @imchilll6384
      @imchilll6384 4 роки тому +607

      Sideways hates tom hooper with a passion bc of cats

    • @drartemisa21
      @drartemisa21 4 роки тому +772

      @@imchilll6384 Les Mis definitely planted the pure seed of hate

    • @Theturtleowl
      @Theturtleowl 4 роки тому +414

      I came here after watching Sideways' video to see a more positive review of Cats. That man was angry.

    • @dangerouscolors
      @dangerouscolors 3 роки тому +333

      hearing how cats 2019 is a goddamn trainwreck from both a musical and filmmaking standpoint? a+ experience

    • @TheSpoonman00
      @TheSpoonman00 3 роки тому +239

      It's a shame, because he really is a good FILMmaker. The King's Speech was a fantastic fuckin movie. But his attempts at musicals were such disasters, and he treated them like such masterpieces, that they just ruined his reputation.

  • @EpsilonA789
    @EpsilonA789 4 роки тому +3109

    I do not want a Hadestown: The Movie. I DO want a released stage recording like they did with Hamilton.

    • @iloveyourunclebob
      @iloveyourunclebob 3 роки тому +325

      Broadway is really failing itself by not adapting to the streaming world. The people they want to pay to see musicals will still do it. Just seems stupid to throw away the extra money, THEY TOTALLY DO WANT, out of the people who will never be able to see, or afford to see, them live. Even more so in the time of our lord covid, where they aren't making THE MONEY THEY WANT out of anyone.

    • @ebros5758
      @ebros5758 3 роки тому +3

      Yes!

    • @EatTheRich848
      @EatTheRich848 3 роки тому +133

      I want a hadestown pro-shot more than anything else in the universe

    • @juliasings6131
      @juliasings6131 3 роки тому +57

      Oh goodness a movie sounds... purely awful
      It is not a musical designed to work on screen (not that many are but some could work and this is notttt one of them)
      But yessssssss proshot pleaseeee

    • @alexonline2340
      @alexonline2340 3 роки тому +54

      they should do that with every musical tbh. and release it in theaters like a movie so everyone can see it

  • @illusiveaxeman9164
    @illusiveaxeman9164 2 роки тому +335

    There's something so entertaining about how Ildris says "McCavity!!!" when he goes poof

  • @basilgabriel8091
    @basilgabriel8091 4 роки тому +637

    god i forgot how long the “dench directly addresses the camera” sequence was. i cant stop laugjing

    • @2Scribble
      @2Scribble 4 роки тому +31

      As if the glitchy CGI isn't already evident - let's bring it up to 110 percent by making it a fking close-up!!!

    • @DuelaDent52
      @DuelaDent52 4 роки тому +41

      Basil Gabriel That poor guy to the right of her looks so uncomfortably awkward during that whole scene.

    • @SWHalo2
      @SWHalo2 4 роки тому +34

      That sequence felt longer than Return of the King's six endings

    • @dosby81
      @dosby81 4 роки тому +10

      I fast forward that part myself shit was so unsettling

    • @littlefieryone2825
      @littlefieryone2825 4 роки тому +8

      Applause for Angelina for how she edited that scene.

  • @guytorie
    @guytorie 4 роки тому +1460

    "No one wants a child... to become... A MEMORY."
    "MMMEEEEEEMMOORRYYYYYYYY"

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 4 роки тому +75

      @Richard Trischka
      Oklahoma: "Remember, tornado safety is important. Because we live in OKLAHOMA! WHERE THE WIND COMES SWEEPING DOWN THE PLAIN!"

    • @meghanelric8415
      @meghanelric8415 4 роки тому +30

      Absolutely lost it at this part

    • @kronemerj
      @kronemerj 4 роки тому +35

      Hamilton: cigarettes are designed to be addictive to make sure that YOU'LL BE BACK
      Annie:talk to your kids about drugs so that they will still be alive TOMMOROW
      Dear Evan Hansen:make sure you don't text and drive. You don't want your family to sing a REQUIEM TONIGHT
      this is fun...

    • @TrueBuddhaCat
      @TrueBuddhaCat 4 роки тому +5

      0-0.........yeah.....watching that.....it just made me go “Oh wow.......talk about yikes!”

    • @Pep95
      @Pep95 4 роки тому +8

      I just collapsed when I saw that part jebus

  • @ameliajk
    @ameliajk 4 роки тому +457

    Those PSAs had me laughing out loud oh my gosh
    "no one wants a child to become a memory (cue Memory)" 😂😂

    • @gothnerd887
      @gothnerd887 4 роки тому +16

      That's nothing, I recently heard a Neon Genesis Evangelion PSA about AIDS

    • @haphazardlark1502
      @haphazardlark1502 4 роки тому +15

      Amelia Kennington that moment physically launched me back from my computer. Amazing

    • @GirtheAlienGoldfish
      @GirtheAlienGoldfish 4 роки тому +14

      A CHILD was in the car!

    • @LittleDogTobi
      @LittleDogTobi 4 роки тому

      @@gothnerd887 i just watched that too lol!

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG 4 роки тому +3

      Not at all similar to Irish road safety ads, which tend to be absolutely brutal and traumatising.

  • @Twinkdoesdrag
    @Twinkdoesdrag 2 роки тому +199

    The best actors are the ones who aren't afraid to look ridiculous, the worst directors are the ones who don't understand how to use that skill

  • @RobinSongRobin
    @RobinSongRobin 4 роки тому +596

    ""I wanted to make this film grounded and realistic, so I took all of the allegorically themed sets from the stage show, and adapted them into their literal analogues." -- Tom Hooper, the man who turned Heaven into a hot-air balloon.

    • @Uroboro_Djinn
      @Uroboro_Djinn 4 роки тому +48

      Some people don't have the capacity for abstract thought. Their brains just can't easily process it. Similar to how some people have aphantasia and can't think with images.

    • @JoJoJet100
      @JoJoJet100 4 роки тому +53

      @@Uroboro_Djinn please don't compare us to this fool

    • @micahcook2408
      @micahcook2408 4 роки тому +20

      Freedom for None - Uroboro Djinn true but I think Hooper has a slight lack of understanding concept musicals, which are hard to transfer to film anyway. So if you are trying to make something grounded out of something very artistic, you lose the point it’s trying to make.
      Imagine taking the film Suspiria or 2001 Space Odyssey and put them Onstage with full plots so there can be two acts without understanding the visual storytelling they show without dialogue...

    • @MmMm-sf7pe
      @MmMm-sf7pe 4 роки тому +25

      It seemed like he missed the most important part of the Grizabella plot, which wasn't "winning the big Heaven Prize", but being accepted and making an emotional connection after being lonely for so long. The Heaven Prize is only important to the plot because it symbolizes that the other cats have accepted her.

    • @Serai3
      @Serai3 4 роки тому +22

      "I wanted to make this film grounded and realistic, so I had one my main characters shed her skin like a jacket and dance around in a circus ringmaster's suit." - Tom Hooper, the man who clearly has never known a single cat.

  • @Lucienchol
    @Lucienchol 4 роки тому +1698

    The fact that they somehow managed to make Idris Elba ugly and unsettling to look at is one of THE biggest crime of this movie

    • @Laribhaven
      @Laribhaven 4 роки тому +96

      They literally ruined Hotness

    • @jeangentry6656
      @jeangentry6656 4 роки тому +126

      That, and they took Macavity, who is the cat version of Prof. Moriarty, and turned him into a 70s blaxpoltation film pimp.

    • @ieatgremlins
      @ieatgremlins 4 роки тому +56

      I didn’t think it could be done, but they somehow turned his gorgeous and charming self into a dancing, creepy turd.

    • @kelvinw.1384
      @kelvinw.1384 4 роки тому +50

      Oh wow I thought the cover photo was a photoshopped troll thing but nope.... that's actually from the movie. Gosh it's like from a horror film. Also he really does look naked

    • @amyliaclenny1866
      @amyliaclenny1866 4 роки тому +30

      The really messed up part is that's not the VFX Team's fault. The director did that.

  • @aj-mf1mb
    @aj-mf1mb 4 роки тому +1347

    UM HELLO WHY IS REBEL WILSON TAKING HER SKIN OFF ? ??

    • @ninereeds1810
      @ninereeds1810 4 роки тому +109

      We don't talk about that.

    • @jamesderiven1843
      @jamesderiven1843 4 роки тому +138

      @@ninereeds1810 Not because we don't want to - it's just we literally can't. We don't have the words.

    • @cchantal5435
      @cchantal5435 4 роки тому +70

      ReALisM?!?

    • @fallingpetunias9046
      @fallingpetunias9046 4 роки тому +61

      itS GroUnDEd

    • @jromero9795
      @jromero9795 4 роки тому +69

      WHY DID SHE EAT AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC ROACH

  • @berenicececilia
    @berenicececilia Рік тому +59

    I hate the internet for running Lindsay away from youtube, I miss her video essays like crazy. She didn't need the aggravation and we clearly didn't deserve her. Glad she's doing just fine.

  • @ariwl1
    @ariwl1 4 роки тому +763

    So if I'm understanding the Guy Fieri reference at the beginning correctly: Fieri was a guy that critics loved to dunk on in the past, but he's now someone people generally are cool with because he's always been himself, enjoyed it, and never intended to be the "high art" of the food world and people love that. But where Cats the stage show was largely the same, Cats the movie really wanted to be taken seriously (even though it was never designed to be) and failed miserably at it. Is that right?

    • @sovietcanuckistanian
      @sovietcanuckistanian 4 роки тому +142

      It's as if instead of making his restaurant a Manhattan tourist trap Guy Fieri had marketed it as Haute cuisine with little to no changes to the menu and expected to be taken seriously. Just imagine: candle lit dining room, $200 bottles of wine, and a plate of trash can nachos.

    • @davidspring4003
      @davidspring4003 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah, sounds about right.

    • @Solanuma
      @Solanuma 4 роки тому +65

      guy fieri is cool because hes a gay ally
      something the writers of the cats movie can't claim with their adaption

    • @sequences8942
      @sequences8942 4 роки тому +41

      That's how it seems. Guy Fieri gets dunked on but he is genuine to his craft, and there are people that appreciate his craft.
      Instead of adapting Cats the way it would make more sense to for a film screen, they tried to adapt it to appease the critics of Hollywood, and thought doing so could get it to an Oscar win. Except, Cats won it's awards as a stage musical in spite of the hate critics gave it, and because they tried to appease Hollywood critics from the onset, they already were doomed to disaster because they missed the point entirely.

    • @ssjwarrior100
      @ssjwarrior100 4 роки тому +2

      Solanuma nigga what ??

  • @t.adamcollins2162
    @t.adamcollins2162 4 роки тому +745

    "Instead of putting a cat suit on the actors, we're going to put a big, baggy, uncomfortable suit on them and have the animators animate both naked, human-shaped fur figures (on some of the cats) and human-shaped fur figures WEARING COATS (on others) after the fact." Did Tom Hooper just hate the effects team?

    • @MisterRandom2
      @MisterRandom2 4 роки тому +128

      According to the VFX crew, yes. Apparently he treated them like garbage.

    • @garystack9537
      @garystack9537 4 роки тому +34

      They could’ve just used fursuits

    • @iusethisnameformygoogleacc1013
      @iusethisnameformygoogleacc1013 4 роки тому +78

      Definitely. He's a big, wealthy, oscar-winning artist and they're just a bunch of computer geeks. He already very obviously thinks he's too good for the concept of musicals; I can't imagine employees whose names no one even knows outrank his lunch.

    • @kathrynvincent1563
      @kathrynvincent1563 4 роки тому +46

      Ironically the Les Mis cast was treated so stupidly where the actors nearly wrecked themselves with singing full blast for hours and pushing Anne Hathaway and High Jackman into really unhealthy diets for aesthetics

    • @milannoelle1576
      @milannoelle1576 4 роки тому +1

      but thats the thing: all this bts shows the talent all in mocap so I'm confused... did they film them in mocap then tom stood behind the vfx artists while they worked and said "you better not use this time- and labor-saving tool that I'm giving you and do everything from scratch! i mean it!!" that's what everyone is making to seem like including him but i think its more likely that the people saying this just don't know what mocap is

  • @wise_girl9388
    @wise_girl9388 3 роки тому +1448

    I swear every time Ian McKellen meows, you can hear part of his soul leaving his body and then dying.

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 3 роки тому +115

      He’s trying to tell the audience “fly, you fools!” without actually saying so

    • @ianschulz1
      @ianschulz1 3 роки тому +70

      Actually I liked his bit. Like they said on the av club, "he's doing T.S. Eliot while everyone else is doing Andrew Lloyd Webber,"

    • @austin.luther
      @austin.luther 3 роки тому +36

      @@sudanemamimikiki1527 Check out Sideways video on Cats. Ian McKellan is speak-singing to no music. There was a piano player on set that had to follow what he was doing. So he's basically reciting a poem with no consistent rhythm and then they had to try to score the music around him.

    • @austin.luther
      @austin.luther 3 роки тому +14

      @@sudanemamimikiki1527 The whole thing is just tragic. I can't wrap my head around why anyone would think that's a good idea.

  • @multi.instrumentalist
    @multi.instrumentalist Рік тому +127

    I cannot believe they made Macavity unscary. I was genuinely terrified of him as a kid, and now he says his own name like a Pokémon whilst vanishing using magic? Also it’s literally in the lyrics that he’s ginger what the hell

    • @lgodproductions9064
      @lgodproductions9064 19 днів тому

      its largely cause he doesnt speak in the play, all we know is what other speak of him, as a monster in the shadows

  • @SongbirdAlom
    @SongbirdAlom 4 роки тому +374

    Grizzabella: "TOOOOOUUUUUUUUUCH MEEEEEEEEE"
    Elaine Stritch: "Don't Touch Me!"

    • @carwyn3691
      @carwyn3691 4 роки тому +14

      The duality of man

    • @dylanchouinard6141
      @dylanchouinard6141 4 роки тому +2

      MrBanks IsSaved this is blatant ‘you can have a little touch, as a treat’ erasure

  • @ArkadianDream
    @ArkadianDream 4 роки тому +595

    Rebel Wilson singing reminds me so much of that "country boy I love youuuUuUueeaaaauuugh" vine girl but without any of the charm

    • @errns600
      @errns600 4 роки тому +16

      why doesn’t this have more attention

    • @Robert399
      @Robert399 3 роки тому +16

      Who are the fans keeping Rebel Wilson employed?

    • @RetroIsaac
      @RetroIsaac 3 роки тому +12

      @@Robert399 hey she's not that bad...oh my god, it's me!

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 роки тому +10

      @@Robert399 She’s not bad, the movie just sucked due to crap direction

    • @Robert399
      @Robert399 3 роки тому +4

      @@DeathnoteBB I never find her funny. Maybe it's just genetic in Australians (speaking as one).

  • @rsfilmdiscussionchannel4168
    @rsfilmdiscussionchannel4168 4 роки тому +903

    Idris Elba got Covid-19 after this movie. I'm betting he survived it because God took pity on him for being in this movie, so he prevented him from dying just so that he could star in better films. Imagine this movie being your final big screen appearance, it would be the definition of adding insult to injury.

    • @TrueBuddhaCat
      @TrueBuddhaCat 4 роки тому +57

      YIKES! Not good, so not only were the VFX team were abused but Idris Elba also got Covid-19!! That should be a sign that says “You’ll be sorry!!!”

    • @anukoo87
      @anukoo87 4 роки тому +36

      I am scared that Cats will be sir Ian McKellens last movie, that would be a horrible fate...

    • @rsfilmdiscussionchannel4168
      @rsfilmdiscussionchannel4168 4 роки тому +14

      @@anukoo87 As long as Bill Condon has a career, Sir Ian will have roles.

    • @LucyLioness100
      @LucyLioness100 4 роки тому +9

      Thank God Idris was spared! Oy talk about harsh punishment for such a train wreck, but he’ll bounce back

    • @rsfilmdiscussionchannel4168
      @rsfilmdiscussionchannel4168 4 роки тому +6

      @@LucyLioness100 Daniel Dae Kim was in that horrible Hellboy reboot and he got the virus as well (but he survived too). I wish that Hellboy 2019 got the same reputation as this film, it was just as much of an unmitigated disaster.

  • @gorevoid691
    @gorevoid691 Рік тому +105

    I never did see Cats, but I did see Starlight Express back in the day. Cats didn’t seem so weird after seeing a bunch of roller skating anthropomorphic train cars.

  • @geniehossain3738
    @geniehossain3738 4 роки тому +615

    “Musical Theater right now (while showing clips of Hadestown) is kind of in a golden age, it is doing just fine and it does not need legitimacy from Hollywood.” YES THANK YOU. Also giving the thumbs up to Animatics! QUEEN!
    I think this may be your best yet! The summation is all kinds of brilliant.

    • @christopherbennett5858
      @christopherbennett5858 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah. You even have organisations like National Theatre live and More2screen which are showing theatre productions, operas and the like in cinemas and they've been wonderful.
      I especially like this year's release of Kinky Boots the Musical, last year's productions of All my Sons and Presently laughing and 2018's Anthony and Cleopatra.

    • @Maradrafts
      @Maradrafts 4 роки тому +4

      Honestly? As someone both living in a country with next to no musical theater tradition and currently working in a completely different sphere, I don't think I would've even gained the interest I have now in musicals without the people animating bits of them on UA-cam. Or if I had, I would've had a way harder time getting access to songs, making them listen to others, getting them stuck into my head, launching into impromptu renditions, all that good stuff. So to all who ever even thought about drawing a single frame for a number they enjoy and sharing them with the world: my hat's off to you. :)

    • @Fenris30
      @Fenris30 4 роки тому

      Man you make it sound like Hollywood and The Theater are in some kinda East Coast vs. West Coast Rivaly.

    • @sleepingdogpro
      @sleepingdogpro 4 роки тому +1

      Hadestown needs more fans.

  • @mack6511
    @mack6511 4 роки тому +474

    The flower petals wilting while Judy Dench talks to the camera had me dying from laughter thank you.

    • @MajoradeMayhem
      @MajoradeMayhem 4 роки тому +18

      That scene is a fail of such great magnitude, I can honestly say my sixteen year old self would have shot something more interesting. How did this get greenlit?

    • @garygramm6533
      @garygramm6533 4 роки тому +28

      Dude I had to stop the god damn video and catch my breath I was pissing my pants so much. Also the screaming skull from Indiana Jones ATLC. Shit but this girl is funny.

    • @screemingslay5415
      @screemingslay5415 4 роки тому +2

      Until two nuke explosion came along and tadaa! Judy Dench's fourth wall break scene is a snooze fest

    • @dzonbrodi514
      @dzonbrodi514 4 роки тому

      and the nuclear explosions...yeah it was inspired

    • @SonjaPond
      @SonjaPond 4 роки тому

      I came to the comment section just to say exactly that 😂😂😂

  • @projectanimation7730
    @projectanimation7730 4 роки тому +736

    ... never thought I’d hear Lindsay Ellis talk for a prolonged period time- or any length of time, honestly- about Guy Fieri, but here we are.

    • @Rebe8d89AH
      @Rebe8d89AH 4 роки тому +17

      I thought there was a glitch because I clicked on video about Cats. Thanks for reaffirming my sanity lol

    • @ericemigh3869
      @ericemigh3869 4 роки тому +10

      Every day we get closer to Homestuck's Alpha timeline.

  • @fable23
    @fable23 3 роки тому +315

    Listening to this in 2021 and boy did it feel prophetic. In the category of Terrible Movie Musical Adaptation, I present to you 2021's _Dear Evan Hansen!_ It has it all:
    1. A movie musical that is clearly uncomfortable with any and all musical aspects.
    2. A director with Oscar ambitions taking a fairly abstract dark comedy and turning it into a gritty realistic funeral dirge so the Academy will take him seriously.
    3. An original song that no one asked for that grinds the story to a halt and adds nothing to the narrative.
    It's even got some of your favorite stuff from Lindsey's other videos! Such as...
    - An original Broadway cast member reprising his role despite _clearly_ being too old to believably play the character now, in a show where the main character's youth is _very important to stress._ (ala RENT)
    - Transparently cynical and half-hearted attempts to address criticisms of the original story that do not actually engage with those criticisms in any meaningful way, and actively detract from the story. (ala the Beauty and the Beast remake)
    I feel like there should be a bingo card we fill out every time these things get released. Because, unfortunately, it looks like they're going to keep coming.

    • @pkbutter
      @pkbutter Рік тому +10

      True, true. Well, at least the Matilda musical adaptation was pretty good

    • @overgrownkudzu
      @overgrownkudzu Рік тому +3

      @@pkbutter i feel like matilda had a good starting point though, it's a children's story, and also magical enough to not expect realism but set in mostly reality so you don't get whatever the fuck cats ist

  • @CherriPicking
    @CherriPicking 4 роки тому +754

    "failures... like Balto"
    DON'T YOU HURT MY BOY LIKE THAT

    • @anastasialovesoranges
      @anastasialovesoranges 4 роки тому +76

      Balto is a masterpiece and I’ll stand by it.

    • @fuyutupx1437
      @fuyutupx1437 3 роки тому +78

      Balto is a great movie, I super loved it as a kid and I still do now.
      But it was unfortunately a box office failure. It does not help that it came out in the same year as Toy Story.

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 3 роки тому +35

      @@fuyutupx1437 Disney was back in full swing in the 90's. Competitors in animation at that time had no chance. That era wasn't called "The Disney Renaissance" for nothing.

    • @Jarod-te2bi
      @Jarod-te2bi 3 роки тому +14

      Is a underrated classic.

    • @tybronx2446
      @tybronx2446 3 роки тому +19

      Mate I love Balto, that movie made me undyingly loyal to dogs

  • @tiptaphooves
    @tiptaphooves 4 роки тому +626

    They somehow made Idris Elba unattractive. I don't know if I should be offended or impressed.

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 4 роки тому +43

      Both. Leaning more towards offended.

    • @actualzafra
      @actualzafra 4 роки тому +27

      I´m pretty sure this is officialy considered as crime against humanity

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 4 роки тому +4

      @@actualzafra Should the punishment be death?

    • @milannoelle1576
      @milannoelle1576 4 роки тому +5

      @@jbvader721 ; yes. no questions about it. roll out the guillotine!

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 4 роки тому +3

      @@milannoelle1576 No, that's too humane. Bring out...the rack!

  • @Kat-qe1vk
    @Kat-qe1vk 4 роки тому +370

    That Cats anti-smoking ad straight up made me disassociate

  • @MsMeiv
    @MsMeiv 2 роки тому +66

    "You don't want your child to be just a memory" WTF ???!!! That traffic safety ad is its own brand of horror

  • @boggs4896
    @boggs4896 3 роки тому +1859

    The "Why?" of the musical is simple, it evokes all of the personalities that cat-owners perceive in their felines. That's what is at the heart of the poems, and at the heart of the musical. It's also why the ridiculous costumes and the anthropomorphism work in the musical; cat-owners already perceive a "person" in their pet and the musical just registers that fact in an enhanced key that works perfectly with a heightened sense of absurdity, whimsy, etc. It's very similar to Kayfabe; cat-owners KNOW that their cats aren't people, but they play as if they are. Musical captures that right in a bottle.
    The movie, on the hand, takes the Cats-Kayfabe as literal and basically presents the viewer not with human personalities dressed up as cats, but with literal cat-human hybrids. It kills everything and generates an instant "yeck" response.

    • @pipsydoggy6964
      @pipsydoggy6964 3 роки тому +211

      Exactly! As a passionate cat owner I just see cats. I've been listening to the songs for a couple of days now and that's exactly what I love about them. It's about cats. If you ignore what's happening on stage, then it's just cats. I can recognize my own pets, I swear my brother's cat is a little Rum Tum Tugger in a sense that he wants whatever he can't get and gets stuck in furniture. I adore how Mr Mistoffelees' song is about how magic he is, but describes how it's undeniably proven just because someone heard a cat purr when he wasn't there. Or Skimbleshanks explaining how he's in charge of the entire train. That's what cats are fundamentally, they're little self-important fur balls. And the musical is just that with a little dramatical subplot to tie it together.

    • @indigothecat
      @indigothecat 3 роки тому +60

      Actually, you're not wrong on this. Mamrie Heart said on her podcast that one of the best things to look for when traveling in a foreign country is either puppet shows, other media targeted towards children, or a stage show/musical that you are already familiar with. That way, you don't need to even know the language to follow what's happening. Something being simple doesn't automatically mean it's bad.

    • @Flavershum
      @Flavershum 2 роки тому +13

      Exactly! I've always loved Cats! I never got why people didn't get it

    • @wickedphant0m
      @wickedphant0m 2 роки тому +48

      this is 1000% the best explanation of CATS that I've ever read. I feel like I finally actually understand the show now.

    • @harayaalirak4040
      @harayaalirak4040 2 роки тому +102

      @@wickedphant0m you can even find it in the lyrics! For example, tugger is supposed to be the kind of cat who thinks he's so amazing but in his song he fully admits that he gets stuck in drawers on the regular. Just like any spoiled beloved house cat. Or skimble who is just a cat that lives at a train station, so when the conductors are looking for him before they depart it makes him think that he *literally* is the driving force of the trains and that they physically can't leave without them. It's all goofy regular cat attitudes hidden under flair and glitter because that is exactly how they view themselves from their pov lolol

  • @radicaledward3783
    @radicaledward3783 4 роки тому +1320

    I'm really disappointed in James Cordon for that "joke." Those poor visual effects artists only did what they were told to do by the stubborn director. They probably worked their asses off...
    Edit: holy crap, thanks for the likes guys, if you're reading this Lindsay you're awesome, a great LGBT ally and I love your stuff.

    • @TristandeRobillard
      @TristandeRobillard 4 роки тому +126

      Yeah, that was such a low blow. Corden and Wilson are real assholes for doing that.

    • @mykaruest6257
      @mykaruest6257 4 роки тому +105

      @@MintyDragonfly As an American I can tell you my country finds European accents classy and boarder line fetish fuel expecially English and French accents. You don't know how painful it is growing up with kids trying to sound English to look "cute" or "sophisticated" because of HP.

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp 4 роки тому +41

      @@cecelias_ I only know that Corden is known for being an asshole. That other stuff is really depressing.

    • @radicaledward3783
      @radicaledward3783 4 роки тому +14

      @@cecelias_ Damn, i really thought he was better than that kinda stuff, but i suppose people will always disappoint you.

    • @EvanCWaters
      @EvanCWaters 4 роки тому +143

      It doesn't help that these are kinda bad times for VFX studios- they're in demand but they have to lowball their bids to get contracts, so they're all underpaid, the artists are pretty much all nonunion (which is also *why* movies increasingly use CG for things that could be done practically, because makeup artists and costume designers *do* have unions), and it's pretty common for them to go bankrupt just because they're not getting enough money to do the work they do. Like, the studio that worked overtime to redesign Sonic after the first trailers? They're gone now.

  • @dianesaccomano2671
    @dianesaccomano2671 3 роки тому +453

    Never experienced torture until the part about Judy Dench’s ending monologue. It just wouldn’t stop.

    • @brynnp1165
      @brynnp1165 Рік тому +68

      when i saw this movie in theatres i had to pee so badly for the last like 30 minutes that i was in physical pain, but my friend who i was watching with kept saying "no no, don't go yet, it's almost over, you'll miss the end" and judy dench's monologue made me want to cut my own head off

    • @eliyugend4660
      @eliyugend4660 Рік тому +37

      @@brynnp1165 the first time she looks directly into the camera and starts talking to the audience i completely on instinct shouted "STOP" in the theater and no one seemed to disagree

    • @andysmith5806
      @andysmith5806 Рік тому +2

      To be fair it is an agonisingly long song anyway.

    • @InchonDM
      @InchonDM 10 місяців тому +6

      @@andysmith5806 At least most performances are going to keep your attention by handing it to someone with a voice that can shake the balconies off the walls.

  • @cmarcbs7698
    @cmarcbs7698 2 роки тому +96

    Wow this director really has no respect for anyone who isn't immediately on set. First I heard about what he did to that poor orchestra and that poor pianist in Les Mis (courtesy of Sideways' video), now to realize he basically did the equivalent for the VFX team in Cats...

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 2 роки тому +34

      Between Tomathy Hooper's treatment of the VFX team of this trainwreck and the horror stories of VFX companies working for Disney/Marvel projects, it's well overdue that VFX departments start to unionize.

  • @cadoized
    @cadoized 4 роки тому +605

    what gets me is that the vfx is extremely well done. the fur, the tail and ear posture, it all looks fantastic, its just the *design* that the artists were strapped into that destroys all that hard work

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 4 роки тому +72

      Agreed. The problems with the VFX are things like human faces, feet, and hands, which aren't the VFX team's fault because it's really obvious that those were all planned out to be like that.

    • @TheBrclear66
      @TheBrclear66 4 роки тому +52

      What sucks is they’re the same company that did the sonic movie and redesign at the same time as Hooper calling for more changes. Then at the end most of the crew was fired.

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 4 роки тому +92

      That shot at the VFX at that award ceremony was totally uncalled for. Talk about a scapegoat with no voice

    • @azuleyes2000
      @azuleyes2000 4 роки тому +49

      @@skeetsmcgrew3282 that was the Oscars. And obviously the ones doing it were the two worst cast members

    • @mobius273
      @mobius273 4 роки тому +18

      You should have seen the pre patch version. Though obviously the vfx aren't the fault of the animators but the absurd conditions they were working under.

  • @fubnairs
    @fubnairs 4 роки тому +575

    When Rebel Wilson ripped off her outer layer of skin, the full theatre I was in gasped in disgust.

    • @annedavis3340
      @annedavis3340 4 роки тому +124

      @Laura Martin-Falla unzipping your skintight fur to reveal identical skintight fur is WAY creepier than revealing a fun flapper cat (dripping actual beads) concealed under a very VERY stylized accordion-esque body. Play Jennyanydots shows up onstage not looking like the other cats, and she looks like them when she reveals her nighttime persona.
      Movie Jennyanydots has a ZIPPER IN HER SKIN

    • @sydnamon5986
      @sydnamon5986 4 роки тому +9

      I actually shuddered in horror.

    • @kennybrightwell1877
      @kennybrightwell1877 4 роки тому +6

      Laura Martin-Falla But why were her clothes red, if not to encourage a feeling of shock and disgust when Rebel Wilson Rios her “coat” off.

    • @Pseudowolf
      @Pseudowolf 4 роки тому +5

      @Laura Martin-Falla Yeah the roach eating was the part that made me feel physically uncomfortable. Not so much that she does it. It's that she does it MULTIPLE times. One time, done quick with everything else going on, you can kinda blink and go "well I guess that happened" and not think about it. Doing it multiple times doesn't allow for that.

    • @pinkwings8036
      @pinkwings8036 4 роки тому +11

      Jennyanydots is a Cub Scout den mother to the roaches and mice, WHY IS SHE EATING HER STUDENTS?!?!!

  • @sciencefantastic
    @sciencefantastic 3 роки тому +108

    Literally all Hooper needed to do was have them wear costumes. ALL HE NEEDED TO DO, and it would’ve made the film better.

  • @spookyho5994
    @spookyho5994 4 роки тому +715

    “It’s very emotional”
    *cat twerks in the background*

    • @henryanderson6752
      @henryanderson6752 4 роки тому +29

      Oh the eMoTiOn...

    • @theantipope4354
      @theantipope4354 4 роки тому +18

      Also self-buttlicking.

    • @raccoonjs6437
      @raccoonjs6437 4 роки тому +2

      Which scene?!?!?!?!

    • @RavenCloak13
      @RavenCloak13 4 роки тому +7

      spooky ho
      I mean, it’s not a wrong statement. That’s going to cause emotions and that mix bag of emotions is the experience.

    • @princesssookeh
      @princesssookeh 4 роки тому +1

      I wish people (you know which) would stop calling any ole butt movement twerking.

  • @lauraelaineallen21
    @lauraelaineallen21 4 роки тому +532

    The moment when Rebel Wilson unzips her fur is possibly the most horrifying thing I have ever seen

    • @Technodreamer
      @Technodreamer 4 роки тому +33

      You know, the first bit of the movie wasn't bad? It had me. The CGI didn't weird me out and the music was good.
      Then, they started THAT song...

    • @Technodreamer
      @Technodreamer 4 роки тому +9

      @DANIELLE PALAZZOLO Rebel Wilson did

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 4 роки тому +18

      Absolutely. JUST HAVE HER WEAR A COAT! Christ, it's so creepy-looking!

    • @ayoderable
      @ayoderable 4 роки тому +14

      And they did it twice.... AND it was a part of the plot....

    • @the_winglet
      @the_winglet 4 роки тому +14

      I animated that shot. You're welcome.

  • @riakun
    @riakun 4 роки тому +769

    When I watched this movie a few months ago, I had my cat sleeping in the room next to me, and when Memory started playing, she woke up, *watched the movie* (and she's never found interest in tv at all), then after the song, she went back to sleep. I think that was her equivalent of a standing ovation honestly

    • @milannoelle1576
      @milannoelle1576 4 роки тому +98

      goddamn, jennifer hudson's talent even transcends species wow

    • @plumppomelo
      @plumppomelo 4 роки тому +43

      I think you have a Jellicle cat

    • @TrueBuddhaCat
      @TrueBuddhaCat 4 роки тому +30

      I’m guessing your cat was like “Wait! I hear the sweet music of my people by the voice of an angel” then once it was over your cat probably went “oh, it’s over; back to sleep then, weird abominations of nature”
      (Also, kinda of a funny and embarrassing story that my mom shared with me is that when she and my dad were getting prepared to be married, one of the songs my mom wanted to used during the party after the wedding was; no joke; “Memory”; and the poor wedding planner just looked at my mom in surprise and bewilderment by telling her “But why?”, my mom explained that she loved the song and the planner agreed that the song is beautiful but then said “You do know that the cat is singing about dying, right?”; and there was this awkward pause from my mom and she was like “Oh.....I did not know that”
      So yeah, my mom learned what “Memory” was really about and shared this hilarious/embarrassing story)

    • @DarlingMissDarling
      @DarlingMissDarling 4 роки тому +29

      Oh my god, that answers the question! "Who is Cats for?!" Cats. It's...for cats.

    • @ssharkbait
      @ssharkbait 4 роки тому +2

      My cat liked the song about the train cat. She watched the entire thing.

  • @dndlee6872
    @dndlee6872 3 роки тому +699

    "thank you cats for ending this nonsense of bad musical adaptations with aggressive 'for your consideration' campaigns and oscar dreams"
    2 years later: *Dear Evan Hansen movie*

    • @skiddadleskidoodle4094
      @skiddadleskidoodle4094 2 роки тому +43

      👀 didn’t quite work out tho

    • @dndlee6872
      @dndlee6872 2 роки тому +58

      @@skiddadleskidoodle4094 and thank the theatre gods for that

    • @elliott9246
      @elliott9246 Рік тому +3

      oh god i'd forgotton about that nightmare
      (also: nastya

  • @carloscaro9121
    @carloscaro9121 4 роки тому +190

    The "Macavity!" scream should definitely be up there with "See how I glitter," and "I'm losing to a bird!"

  • @instinctbrosgaming9699
    @instinctbrosgaming9699 4 роки тому +664

    I'm impressed that Cats became such a big deal in the 80s that they had the cast make advertisements against smoking and telling parents "put seatbelts on your kids so they don't die"

    • @kronemerj
      @kronemerj 4 роки тому +15

      Yeah its surreal

    • @kimifw58
      @kimifw58 4 роки тому +8

      Weird decade.

    • @ally939
      @ally939 4 роки тому +42

      Did the 80s really happen or was it just a decade-long, collective fever dream?

    • @andrejg4136
      @andrejg4136 4 роки тому +10

      @@ally939 when all the creatives are coked to the gills, everyone else has to go for the ride.

    • @sonikku956
      @sonikku956 4 роки тому +4

      _What a _*_DIS-GUSTING_*_ thing to do!_

  • @anonymousmind8402
    @anonymousmind8402 4 роки тому +633

    So, from what I am getting is:
    1) Tom Hooper is a terrible musical director who thirsts for Oscars
    2) Unless you have an actually good idea how to adapt a work between mediums, don't bother
    3) All-Star Casts do not make a good work, as usual (especially if they have no other talent to supplement it - at this case, actual singing and dancing skills)
    4) Musicals in films are better done animated form
    5) Cats are not dogs

    • @johannathorn6652
      @johannathorn6652 4 роки тому +75

      6) Macavity

    • @KatieLHall-fy1hw
      @KatieLHall-fy1hw 4 роки тому +15

      Anonymous Mind #4 disagree, will shout out little shop again. (Thank you Frank Oz, Rick Moranis, Ellen Greene and Steve Martin! Forever and ever!!! What wonderful work!) edited: and the rest of the cast too, I just typed this comment in the fly. EVERYONE (the Ronettes specifically, since they sing the ENTIRE show) killed it in this movie. The production team too. Someone remake this now, please! And don’t digitalize Audrey II!

    • @dawnmayflower4422
      @dawnmayflower4422 4 роки тому +20

      Johanna Thorn
      7) Meow
      8) All the hubris

    • @Vince5754Pro
      @Vince5754Pro 4 роки тому +28

      9) Its about cats.

    • @SmoothCriminal12
      @SmoothCriminal12 4 роки тому +8

      So basically, egos from top to bottom.

  • @UknownScienceTiger
    @UknownScienceTiger 3 роки тому +67

    This video introduced me to Cats. Then I listened to the podcast episode. Then I watched the Sideways video. Then, on a whim, I watched the '98 film. Thanks to Lindsay, I am now indeed "ride or die" for Cats.