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    JACOBS, ALEXANDRA. STILL HERE: the Madcap, Nervy, Singular Life of Elaine Stritch. PICADOR, 2020.
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    Pincus-Roth, Zachary. “Why Exactly Did so Many People like 'Cats' in the First Place?” The Washington Post, WP Company, 22 Dec. 2019, www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/why-exactly-did-so-many-people-like-cats-in-the-first-place/2019/12/19/3503e3b8-2006-11ea-86f3-3b5019d451db_story.html
    Sims, David. “A Serious Conversation With the Man Who Made 'Cats'.” The Atlantic, Atlantic Media Company, 26 Dec. 2019, www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2019/12/tom-hooper-cats/604147/
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    Rich, Frank. “THEATER: LLOYD WEBBER'S 'CATS'.” The New York Times, The New York Times, 8 Oct. 1982, www.nytimes.com/1982/10/08/theater/theater-lloyd-webber-s-cats.html.
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  • @carrey3077
    @carrey3077 4 роки тому +22222

    “I’m losin’ to a bird!” walked so “Hal, it’s about cats” could run

    • @t3ras74
      @t3ras74 4 роки тому +1066

      "See how I glitter" also walked so "I'm losin to a bird" could run.

    • @infiniteoctopaw
      @infiniteoctopaw 4 роки тому +458

      carrey “I ate the WHOLE plate, the WHOLE PLATE!”

    • @DumbIdeaPresentedStupidly
      @DumbIdeaPresentedStupidly 4 роки тому +548

      DONT YOU DARE FORGET 'SEE HOW I GLITTER' AND 'FAIRY LIVES DONT MATTER TODAY'
      And of course the honorable mention of 'Because it was real'

    • @abird35
      @abird35 4 роки тому +198

      Let us not forget: "I got a fur wedgie"

    • @Taxrenn93
      @Taxrenn93 4 роки тому +274

      If you go way back, you also can't forget about "Ursula's crazy sister!"

  • @roymallard
    @roymallard 4 роки тому +12907

    I don't know why everyone is saying Cats was bad.
    They played it on my flight home and there were only two walkouts.

    • @efnfen
      @efnfen 4 роки тому +596

      buh dum chh

    • @LazyAnnihilator
      @LazyAnnihilator 4 роки тому +521

      You made me laugh. Thank you.

    • @Anna-ks3ct
      @Anna-ks3ct 4 роки тому +354

      I nearly choked on my drink when I read this thank you for the laugh

    • @sneezebiscuits7239
      @sneezebiscuits7239 4 роки тому +87

      Nice.

    • @cashomnitrix
      @cashomnitrix 4 роки тому +169

      Well, that was....dark.

  • @LittleAlternativeGirl
    @LittleAlternativeGirl 4 роки тому +13198

    Theater People don't want big Hollywood adaptations, Theater People want hi-def filmed from the stage videos.

    • @spshouppe
      @spshouppe 4 роки тому +1140

      All us CATS fans really want is for the 1998 film to be remastered into proper 4k.

    • @EmpressCosplay
      @EmpressCosplay 4 роки тому +295

      This. Like... Come on, we got an Elisabeth and Rudolf Affaire Mayerling recording before damned WICKED.

    • @3333218
      @3333218 4 роки тому +119

      Virtual Reality versions would be best.

    • @susanzahn4922
      @susanzahn4922 4 роки тому +313

      Thank you! The recording of the original Bernadette Peters stage version of "Into the Woods" is far superior to the Hollywood version. I ADORE that musical and yet I can barely stand getting through the Disney one. Now bring me a proper recording of "Once on this Island"!

    • @FPalace
      @FPalace 4 роки тому +20

      Amen.

  • @Narokkurai
    @Narokkurai 2 роки тому +4074

    Andrew Lloyd Webber trying to explain "Jellicle Cats" and "Pollicle Dogs" is like me trying to explain the intricacies of the lore of my favorite videogames.

    • @niallreid7664
      @niallreid7664 Рік тому +344

      "So then the Emperor and Horus fought- babe, can you listen please? This parts important. So anyway they were fighting..."

    • @cipollo3095
      @cipollo3095 Рік тому +43

      @@niallreid7664 you made me spit water XD omg

    • @yoselametiaMiguel_Ohara
      @yoselametiaMiguel_Ohara Рік тому +63

      That was me trying to explain the plot of chainsaw man to my dad 😿

    • @lavendar6434
      @lavendar6434 Рік тому +48

      That was me trying to explain the lore of FNaF ;-;

    • @arturoaguilar6002
      @arturoaguilar6002 Рік тому +93

      "So he wasn't a soldier, but a member of a special fighting force called SOLDIER..."

  • @BlueKeyAnimations
    @BlueKeyAnimations Рік тому +1107

    I'm sorry, what personally makes me angry is them blaming the vfx studio at the Oscar's. VFX studios are so often underpaid and overworked, forced to pay their animators out of pocket when a movie goes over budget. They are also beholden to whatever the director wants. The entire VFX industry is carrying the film industry on their backs and they're constantly disrespected at each turn. They deserve so much more than that.

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 Рік тому +60

      VFX teams need to go on strike.

    • @alice88wa
      @alice88wa 11 місяців тому +120

      VFX needs to unionize so goddamn badly. I've come to the realization that the very reason movies are a CGI hellscape these days is all down to the lack of unions. Examples: Disney's live action Pinocchio should have been a real puppet. AH, but Disney is in beef with the puppeteering union right now. That same movie should have had an actual cat for Geppettos kitten. AH, but animal handlers are unionized. It goes on and on. They basically funneled every role onto the shoulders of the exploitable CGI teams. Props, makeup, animals, stunts, etc.

    • @overgrownkudzu
      @overgrownkudzu 9 місяців тому +35

      yeah this. the vfx look terrible but this is a big hollywood production with a budget, they wouldn't have hired people who were bad at their jobs. so if it looks terrible, it's probably not their fault.

    • @KD-ou2np
      @KD-ou2np 5 місяців тому +8

      I don't work in Animation, but I do a creative job that takes a lot of work, not as much slaving as animation tbh. In my industry, architecture, we charge the client and restructure the agreed budget every time they come back with new things they want to add that fall outside the agreed scope of the project. And we generally agree on MOST of the details before construction starts.
      As far as I can tell, in animation they just expect them to throw out dozens of hours of work on a whim if the director (or execs) wants to rewrite a scene. And they are so cheap they can't work out the story and concepts ahead of time with the whole creative team and then animate, it's Go Go Go all the time so they are forced to create scenes on the fly as its being acted, edited, etc. Sounds like creative hell.

    • @Queen_Cnidarian
      @Queen_Cnidarian 4 місяці тому +9

      The general rule of thumb is if you see actors, directors, etc. blaming the VFX team for how bad the movie was received, then it is safe to assume that every single aspect of the film is garbage, and they’re just looking for a scapegoat.

  • @tylerrshaw88
    @tylerrshaw88 4 роки тому +6190

    “See how I glitter”
    “I ate the whole plate”
    And now “Hal it’s about cats”

    • @42Biazinha
      @42Biazinha 4 роки тому +722

      i'm loosing to a bird!

    • @tylerrshaw88
      @tylerrshaw88 4 роки тому +161

      *throws cards*

    • @breedlove94
      @breedlove94 4 роки тому +349

      "Macavityyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"

    • @branenchanter153
      @branenchanter153 4 роки тому +335

      “Darkness deep as HEeEEAaAuuGhLLLlLlLL”

    • @breedlove94
      @breedlove94 4 роки тому +24

      @@branenchanter153 the host of my favorite movie podcast is doing livestreams of him watching movies during self-quarantine. The first two were Cats and the Gerard Butler disaster movie vehicle Geostorm so this video was perfect synergy

  • @RainbowNomja13
    @RainbowNomja13 4 роки тому +4987

    The words "manually rotoscoped fur" makes me feel so unbelievably sorry for those VFX artists who had to spend hours and hours doing that. It sounds like a ludicrous amount of work.

    • @EclipsisTenebris
      @EclipsisTenebris 4 роки тому +323

      I know, right? It should be a criminal offense to make somebody do that work.

    • @alyssinclair8598
      @alyssinclair8598 4 роки тому +653

      Best part is. They then make fun of the team when it looks bad

    • @frostbjorn
      @frostbjorn 4 роки тому +541

      and to be so completely thrown under the bus when you could argue that the VFX were the best part (stylistic choices from everyone else notwithstanding), it makes me mad for them

    • @TankTaur
      @TankTaur 4 роки тому +214

      Time for a VFX artists' strike I think

    • @vixxcelacea2778
      @vixxcelacea2778 4 роки тому +357

      Thing is, if you look at the fur alone and ignore the actor, it is pretty freaking good looking. Like the VFX team did a smashing job, but the what they were asked to do was doomed from the get go. Just slap human faces and body structure on cat fur, ears and tails.
      Throwing the VFX team under the bus was fucking low and I have no respect for anyone who green lit that little dig or the actors who participated in it.

  • @lilyrosa143
    @lilyrosa143 Рік тому +1433

    Cats was the last movie I saw in theaters before the pandemic, and honestly, I can't think of a better way to say goodbye to society as we knew it.

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 Рік тому +46

      And to think that travesty came out on the same weekend as another cinematic trashfire, The Rise of Skywalker. Nearly four years later, and I'm still mad at myself for not walking out at the line "Somehow Palpatine returned."

    • @arambles1
      @arambles1 11 місяців тому +23

      @@jbvader721lol, same. Honestly, the one good cinema thing that happened in 2019 was Knives Out.

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 11 місяців тому +9

      @@arambles1 Knives Out was awesome! I saw that the same night I went to see TROS and boy oh boy did the latter ruin my day it was so bad.

    • @Leafeon56
      @Leafeon56 10 місяців тому

      me too

    • @FuryanJedi13
      @FuryanJedi13 9 місяців тому +4

      The last movie I saw before the pandemic was Sonic the Hedgehog. That just renewed my love for the blue guy and actually made the pandemic seem slightly less crappy.
      And ironically, 2 years later, one of the Cats cast was in Sonic 2!
      (Well, his voice was.)

  • @gracecarroll6718
    @gracecarroll6718 3 роки тому +5013

    Fun fact: a friend of my partner actually worked on the stunts for cats, and he had to convince the production team that the actors couldn't 'land like cats' (on the palms of their hands) they would obliterate their wrists. Cats, but make it realism.

    • @idek7438
      @idek7438 3 роки тому +943

      Cats are probably one of the worst animals to try to replicate realistically. Like have they ever seen how a cat acts and what they can do? How is a human supposed to replicate that without a) looking like a pervert, which is what we got here, and b) potentially harming themselves.

    • @austinluther5825
      @austinluther5825 2 роки тому +345

      Just...wow. Everytime I learn something new about this production it just gets worse.

    • @TheSlipperyNUwUdle
      @TheSlipperyNUwUdle 2 роки тому +112

      My sister always used to say you can ruin your wrists by catching yourself on them when falling.

    • @sandyree1957
      @sandyree1957 2 роки тому +123

      Also, if you were to consider that cats are digigrade (pretty much, they walk and put their weight on the equivalent of our fingers/toes).........*ouch*

    • @OmniphonProductions
      @OmniphonProductions 2 роки тому +229

      Coming from a background in both Musical Theater _and_ Martial Arts, I've lost track of how many times I've heard instructors say, "If you're going to the ground, don't try to catch yourself. Just do your best to protect your head and spine." I learned that lesson the hard way, twenty years ago, when I dislocated _and_ broke a finger on a relatively light take-down. Our brain, thumbs, and larynx are why our species is successful, not our ability to absorb impact.

  • @purplezombies
    @purplezombies 4 роки тому +3197

    I once saw a comment that said “the whole point of Cats the musical is that it has entertaining songs with very good dancing, so when you take a bunch of mediocre dancers at best, you’re not gonna end up with Cats” and i think about that a lot.

    • @AnnoyingAsianWitch
      @AnnoyingAsianWitch 4 роки тому +339

      Rebel Wilson eating cockroaches instead of tap dancing hurt me.

    • @Theyungcity23
      @Theyungcity23 4 роки тому +61

      purplezombies5327 They has an incredible team of dancers. Steven McCrae, Francesca Hayward

    • @purplezombies
      @purplezombies 4 роки тому +45

      @theyungcity23 lmao i havent seen the movie cause i don’t want to subject myself to that torture, so i don’t actually know; that’s why i said someone else said it because i am unaware

    • @anastasia-wc8qb
      @anastasia-wc8qb 4 роки тому +11

      purplezombies5327 The dancers are amazing tho

    • @innsdigby3125
      @innsdigby3125 4 роки тому +212

      The dancers are great, the problem is Tom Hooper didn't film (I don't even know if he could, its so far from his style and what he was going for) a dance movie. He made some good dancers performing well look weird with shot composition, gritty realism and DigitalFurTechnology™

  • @greenyawgmoth
    @greenyawgmoth 4 роки тому +3040

    "Cats is almost 40 years old, much like me." But... but you're the same age as m- OH NO
    OHHH NOOOOOOOOOO

    • @lindiemoon
      @lindiemoon 4 роки тому +150

      greenyawgmoth tell me about it. Cue literal mid-life crisis.... Wahhhhhhh *existential screaming*

    • @melissam597
      @melissam597 4 роки тому +301

      Haha this cracked me up 😂 she looks and sounds 25

    • @breandan3280
      @breandan3280 4 роки тому +108

      Hahahaha. I turned 40 yesterday, I feel this post sooo such.

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 4 роки тому +93

      *cue Cats 2019 singing about "Memories"...*

    • @zxp3ct3r41
      @zxp3ct3r41 4 роки тому +10

      Old twats

  • @CombustibleCake
    @CombustibleCake 2 роки тому +766

    “hooper tried to ground this film in reality” and “rebel wilson eats children” are a horrifying combination

    • @Queen_Cnidarian
      @Queen_Cnidarian 4 місяці тому +21

      If you are trying to adapt a musical about cats singing about why they deserve to die, and are going for realisim, you are doing something wrong.

    • @-snowballbunny-5316
      @-snowballbunny-5316 4 місяці тому +7

      @@Queen_Cnidarianexactly
      I don’t know what kinda drugs that guy was on to look at this fever dream of a show and try to make it realistic
      And he absolutely failed
      I love this musical btw it’s one of my favorites and I cried when I watched how he absolutely destroyed it😢

    • @doritodorito492
      @doritodorito492 4 місяці тому

      That's because Rebel Wilson eating children is society

  • @WickedKatze
    @WickedKatze 10 місяців тому +496

    I still say Tom Hooper's biggest sin for Cats was erasing the aggressively gay energy from "Magical Mr. Mistoffelees"

    • @Shalheretical
      @Shalheretical 6 місяців тому +94

      No seriously. Ram Tag Tugger wrote that song for his husband it's cruel

    • @lbsc1201
      @lbsc1201 4 місяці тому +2

      straight woman detected

    • @WickedKatze
      @WickedKatze 4 місяці тому +52

      @@lbsc1201 you're so wrong it's scary

    • @cdeford2
      @cdeford2 20 днів тому

      They are cats, not gay people. Tugger and Quaxo are just friends. Tugger clearly does it for the girls.

    • @WickedKatze
      @WickedKatze 19 днів тому +3

      they're gay cats

  • @royalknightsleipmon2345
    @royalknightsleipmon2345 3 роки тому +3607

    "Macavity's a ginger cat" is literally a line in his song.

    • @hattie_burns
      @hattie_burns 3 роки тому +301

      You’ll love sideways’ new video

    • @Monkeyninjaghost
      @Monkeyninjaghost 3 роки тому +147

      I second that. The fact that Hollywood thinks Cooper is a good choice for musicals, is one the great wonders of the world. On second thought, I suppose it has something to do with money.

    • @StrayBats
      @StrayBats 3 роки тому +89

      @@hattie_burns I watched it and felt not only bad for the original, but wishing that this movie wasn't people's first introduction to a production with actually pretty nice music (well, specifically Memory)

    • @cayreet5992
      @cayreet5992 3 роки тому +36

      The text of his poem also makes it clear he's a rather thin cat with greying fur.

    • @liriodendronlasianthus
      @liriodendronlasianthus 3 роки тому +6

      @@StrayBats I always recommend the other version.

  • @Altar360
    @Altar360 4 роки тому +5689

    He wanted to make a movie based on a musical about talking, singing, magical cats to be grounded and not very fantastical..... I have several questions...

    • @SapphicFurry
      @SapphicFurry 4 роки тому +518

      it's the same bizzaro reasoning as making the lion king that "photorealistic", bland, no-fun-allowed, sfx mess. Like just because it's "realistic" doesn't mean you can't make it actually appealing to watch.

    • @possumhead2812
      @possumhead2812 4 роки тому +343

      @@SapphicFurry also, there was not one single second of cats 2019 that could possibly be described as "realistic" it's a fucking fever dream

    • @raccoonjs6437
      @raccoonjs6437 4 роки тому +90

      Did this guy had a proper childhood?

    • @chrissonofpear1384
      @chrissonofpear1384 4 роки тому +25

      Also, is about a cult...

    • @peateargryfin844
      @peateargryfin844 4 роки тому +262

      Coming soon to a theater near you, Tom Hooper's Lord of the Rings. He may have taken some creative liberties like taking out the magic, the ring, elves, hobbits, orcs, dwarves, and charm, but he does so to make a more grounded, realistic take on the tale.

  • @eiya3
    @eiya3 2 роки тому +620

    Webber's face as he tries to explain "all cats are jellicle cats, fundamentally"... hilarious and adorable.

    • @h.c.49
      @h.c.49 Рік тому +53

      It's almost childlike, I don't know how to explain it.

    • @raspberrycrowns9494
      @raspberrycrowns9494 Рік тому +64

      He looks like he's willing to and absolutely would throw hands with anyone that says otherwise

  • @FMAkers-jq2kh
    @FMAkers-jq2kh 2 роки тому +494

    Tim Rice, in 2002: "I'm often asked why Andrew and I broke up. Well, would you want to work with someone who wanted 75 percent of the credit? And 75 percent of the money? And who chased after the leading lady in every show? Neither did Andrew."

    • @JustKrin
      @JustKrin 2 роки тому +121

      That's so fucking funny to me for some reason

    • @1rockcrawford
      @1rockcrawford Рік тому +12

      So is Tim Rice saying that’s himself then?

    • @rike1775
      @rike1775 11 місяців тому +47

      ​@@1rockcrawfordI'd say yes. The "neither did Andrew" in that context is meant as a response to an implied response to the questions.

    • @trickster80
      @trickster80 10 місяців тому +37

      atleast he’s a good sport about it

    • @iggykidd
      @iggykidd 8 місяців тому +5

      @@JustKrinI believe it’s because it is a joke

  • @mirthfulArtist
    @mirthfulArtist 4 роки тому +3699

    Trading the actors' comfort for the animators' work load and then seeing the actors badmouth the result is just adding insult to injury.
    I wonder how this would have looked with practical effects.

    • @tiagodarkpeasant
      @tiagodarkpeasant 4 роки тому +501

      i dont know who fucking invented that cgi is more realistic than practical effects, the makeup and fur in the musical look way more real, at least in a human, than any cgi could do, cgi is nice to cover props like cables and doing safe fire, if 90% of the movie is cgi just make it an animated movie

    • @mylamename14
      @mylamename14 4 роки тому +448

      Especially seeing that vitriol come from Corden and Wilson, the two who were absolutely atrocious in the entire film - CGI or no. Part of that might be the script, but Christ, is Rebel Wilson’s improv unbearable.

    • @Turt3752
      @Turt3752 4 роки тому +113

      Tiagorpg mendes there are plenty of AMAZING CGI effects that look realistic. It depends on the use and prep work and talent. Look at the Transformers from Michael Bay’s films. Trash films mostly but the visuals are pretty uniformly awesome. If you make CGI do ALL the work, there’ll be issues, and laziness/time constraints mean big-budget movies would rather throw extra money to do the purely computerized work instead of mixing the practical with the digital to make believable results.

    • @TaliVarda100706
      @TaliVarda100706 4 роки тому +161

      Honestly the Lord of the Rings movies used practical effects(apart from mocap for gollem) and those movies still look freaking awesome. Much better than the Hobbit trilogy even though theres like 15 years between them.

    • @misterbadguy7325
      @misterbadguy7325 4 роки тому +82

      @@TaliVarda100706 A lot of The Hobbit was dragged down by rushed production and the weird experiment with high framerate. You can definitely tell the places where they had time to finish the CGI, and the places they had to pull it out half-baked.

  • @dragonladdie7531
    @dragonladdie7531 3 роки тому +8360

    Just one furry... One furry on the design team could have prevented this monstrosity

    • @airshow406
      @airshow406 3 роки тому +1039

      My god you’re right.

    • @MaximillianRobesphere
      @MaximillianRobesphere 3 роки тому +587

      We need to add more of them to films so this does NOT happen again!

    • @searchingfororion
      @searchingfororion 3 роки тому +57

      🤔😳🤣

    • @HaydenofEverything
      @HaydenofEverything 3 роки тому +764

      Honestly a revival of Cats using fursuits is really interesting and I'm not even a furry.

    • @VideoGamesRus100
      @VideoGamesRus100 3 роки тому +243

      @@HaydenofEverything How do I dislike your comment multiple times?

  • @kestreldomann2787
    @kestreldomann2787 Рік тому +816

    So fun story: my dad (ride or die for Cats) and I (introduced to Cats at age 7 by my dad who is NOT a theatre person but saw it twice before I was even conceived and am also a ride or die for Cats) went to go see this movie in theaters. I had seen the trailers and knew what was up, Dad hadn't. After the movie I turned to my Dad and went 'so... What'd you think?" He looked me dead in the eyes and went 'I don't know what the HELL that was but it wasn't Cats' and honestly? That's my 'Hal, it's about Cats'

    • @NeoNovastar
      @NeoNovastar 9 місяців тому +39

      I showed my mom the Sideways video, and she basically did the same thing. Dead eyes and saying "they keep ruining things i love". (She is also a classic Voltron fan who felt betrayed by the mess of the Legendary Defender show.) Oh mom, you don't deserve this.

  • @dianesaccomano2671
    @dianesaccomano2671 3 роки тому +421

    Never experienced torture until the part about Judy Dench’s ending monologue. It just wouldn’t stop.

    • @brynnp1165
      @brynnp1165 11 місяців тому +60

      when i saw this movie in theatres i had to pee so badly for the last like 30 minutes that i was in physical pain, but my friend who i was watching with kept saying "no no, don't go yet, it's almost over, you'll miss the end" and judy dench's monologue made me want to cut my own head off

    • @eliyugend4660
      @eliyugend4660 8 місяців тому +33

      @@brynnp1165 the first time she looks directly into the camera and starts talking to the audience i completely on instinct shouted "STOP" in the theater and no one seemed to disagree

    • @andysmith5806
      @andysmith5806 7 місяців тому +1

      To be fair it is an agonisingly long song anyway.

    • @InchonDM
      @InchonDM 3 місяці тому +2

      @@andysmith5806 At least most performances are going to keep your attention by handing it to someone with a voice that can shake the balconies off the walls.

  • @ZapDash
    @ZapDash 4 роки тому +3003

    Wilson and Cordon dissing VFX artists when they themselves are the most cringeworthy part of the movie is rich.

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis 4 роки тому +61

      They deserve to be pilloried.

    • @WhiteVioletButterfly
      @WhiteVioletButterfly 4 роки тому +248

      Wilson destroyed Jenny Anydots. She went from a happy gentle grandma to a miserable, clumsy, horrific bully.

    • @nunofyerbusiness198
      @nunofyerbusiness198 4 роки тому +78

      The most underappreciated horror film of the year.

    • @blokey8
      @blokey8 4 роки тому +139

      @@WhiteVioletButterfly I was gonna say, even as someone who's never seen the show, she and... actually, the show in general looks far more amiable. Rum Tum Tugger and Mestophicles seem to have a fondly, ahem, catty thing going on, the grey cat and Jenny seem to like each other, but the film cats seem outright nasty to one another.
      Does the cats introducing one another change the tone? So it's not "I'm the best", they're nominating one another for the most part?

    • @lazaronen1786
      @lazaronen1786 4 роки тому +68

      They definitely lost most of my respect with that stunt.

  • @TheBurkissWay
    @TheBurkissWay 4 роки тому +2704

    A lesson expressed two different ways:
    "It's a movie, not a stage show."
    "A CAT IS NOT A DOG."

    • @nuriaentrulion9938
      @nuriaentrulion9938 4 роки тому +28

      YEEEEEEESSSS

    • @zenithquasar9623
      @zenithquasar9623 4 роки тому +6

      Lmao!

    • @DuelaDent52
      @DuelaDent52 4 роки тому +32

      PuppetYeti Seeing how the Cats, mice and cockroaches turned out, do you think that offscreen dog had the face and limbs of a human, too?

    • @angharad5932
      @angharad5932 3 роки тому +13

      @@DuelaDent52 I hadn't thought of that--thank goodness they didn't show us *shudder*

  • @lavandereisly4194
    @lavandereisly4194 2 роки тому +363

    I am of the opinion that the original Cats worked so well because they looked at the story asked "Why not?" while the new movie looked at the story and went "Why?"

    • @LieutenantAlaki
      @LieutenantAlaki 10 місяців тому +21

      Ooh, that's elegant, I like that.

  • @SevenEllen
    @SevenEllen Рік тому +404

    I personally REALLY wish we got Don Bluth's / Stephen Spielberg's animated version of Cats. That concept art was so cool!

    • @itsplasticbabyofficial
      @itsplasticbabyofficial 10 місяців тому +17

      it could never have happened (somewhat unfortunately) because ts eliot’s wife didn’t want the poems represented like that

    • @AnimatedTerror
      @AnimatedTerror 8 місяців тому +7

      @@itsplasticbabyofficialwell that’s what we’re saying. We wish she hadn’t shot it down.

    • @BlisaBLisa
      @BlisaBLisa 4 місяці тому +10

      don bluths style would have worked SO WELL for it too, ik they didnt want it to be like a disney movie but don bluth is pretty good at making these dark stylized animated movies about animals (like secret of nimh) he could have made such a cool animated Cats film

  • @thatcutenerdgirl6090
    @thatcutenerdgirl6090 3 роки тому +3220

    I do feel “grounded” watching CATS. I feel as though I’ve done something wrong and am being punished for it.

    • @emilybarclay8831
      @emilybarclay8831 3 роки тому +144

      Grounded in the same way a corpse in a shallow grave in the woods might feel grounded

    • @Falicity345
      @Falicity345 3 роки тому +42

      I could see Tom Hooper using his fear of “Irish-face” as an excuse to why Idris looks like a naked, excessively hairy man

    • @soldatdaniels8738
      @soldatdaniels8738 3 роки тому +3

      Cute pfp.

    • @fluxoff
      @fluxoff 3 роки тому +7

      I was grounded for six months just for discussing seeing this film.

    • @fossilfighters101
      @fossilfighters101 3 роки тому

      +

  • @ethantaylor670
    @ethantaylor670 4 роки тому +2432

    The video of Webber explaining deadly seriously that all cats are Jellicle and all dogs are Pollicle plays like a British mockumentary and I can't

    • @alanpennie8013
      @alanpennie8013 4 роки тому +92

      He's wrong about the dogs, unsurprisingly. Pekes for instance aren't pollicles.

    • @anotherlemontree
      @anotherlemontree 4 роки тому +12

      I'm obsessed with that clip!

    • @Hsel-lc1wt
      @Hsel-lc1wt 4 роки тому +21

      @@alanpennie8013 I was so annoyed about that! Those poems were my childhood lmao

    • @YourMajesty143
      @YourMajesty143 4 роки тому +111

      It's from an unpublished poem by Eliot entitled "Pollicle Dogs and Jellicle Cats". The name "Jellicle cat" is derived from an attempt by T.S. Eliot's infant niece to say "dear little cat", where "Pollicle dogs" is a corruption of "poor little dogs".

    • @dorcaMusseb
      @dorcaMusseb 4 роки тому +6

      Spinal Tap came to mind.

  • @ipurpleyou5227
    @ipurpleyou5227 2 роки тому +689

    I also just learned that they did get memory totally wrong, too. Grisabella gets never touched as symbolism how she isn't a gelical cat anymore. She just wants to belong again and she's so lonely. At the end she almost gives up but then really goes off in memory and begs someone to touch her so she can belong to the gelical cats again. And then Viktoria touches her finally and noone steps in and she belongs again and it's so emotional.... but in the FILM she gets touched by viktoria and then AFTER that sings "touch me, it's so easy to leave me"...like...she already touched you so what is the point???

    • @buddytheoc
      @buddytheoc Рік тому +68

      it's poof that they really didn't understand the source material. Or didn't care (which is worse)

    • @violet7773
      @violet7773 Рік тому +71

      And in a previous scene, she shied away from Victoria's touch too. In the musical, Grisabella is desperate to be touched, to belong, but in the movie Victoria reaches for her and she shies away. They just Didn't Get It

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 9 місяців тому +35

      Ah I see you watched the Sideways video

    • @Souzu21
      @Souzu21 7 місяців тому +17

      @@ashikjaman1940 I've watched that video ten times in the past week. It's telling that Lindsay, at 47:55, says that Jennifer's part is great and even specifically calls out the "arrangement and mixing" being "so good", but after Sideways points out what's wrong in that scene I can't un-hear how it actually is messed up.

  • @Jeremy_theGent
    @Jeremy_theGent 2 роки тому +432

    I remember when Jennifer Hudson was singing Memory at the end, I just wanted to grip her shoulders and say, "Jen. It's not worth it. God bless you, but this just isn't worth the effort."

    • @Nadia1989
      @Nadia1989 Рік тому +18

      She was doing what she was paid for.

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 Місяць тому +3

      “Honey you’re putting in way too much heart and soul into a production that doesn’t care at all. Gonna need you to bring it down to about a 4, maybe a 5.”

  • @sugar-rice
    @sugar-rice 4 роки тому +2394

    I started my period while watching Cats in theaters, and when the cramps started, it felt more like my body was physically rejecting what my eyes were taking in. I just became double uncomfortable.

    • @JohnDoe-uf3lj
      @JohnDoe-uf3lj 4 роки тому +123

      Hannah That is some war story, lady. I'm not sure what to say but... Thanks for sharing. I think?

    • @Pooky1991
      @Pooky1991 4 роки тому +182

      Damn. Respect. Thats some PTSD right there

    • @AirKIng74
      @AirKIng74 3 роки тому +218

      I love the idea of a film being so bad it triggers someone's period.

    • @yuukichan12
      @yuukichan12 3 роки тому +83

      Lmaooo The movie that destroys from the inside out

    • @gypsywoman9140
      @gypsywoman9140 3 роки тому +42

      Ginger Snaps called periods "the curse" so by that logic, you could say Cats triggered the curse.

  • @TransSappho
    @TransSappho 4 роки тому +2931

    “Popular musicals being adapted to films because Oscar bait is a disease” damn Lindsay really went off at the end, and deservedly so

    • @kdnxnhdhdbfn2769
      @kdnxnhdhdbfn2769 4 роки тому +31

      Withinashes to be fair adaptations are for most musical theatre enthusiasts the only way to legally see their favourite shows.

    • @Scorpia161
      @Scorpia161 4 роки тому +147

      @@kdnxnhdhdbfn2769 I know musical fans have pushed for it for literally years/decades, but it really just goes to show why musicals just need to release live recordings of the Broadway/stage shows. Broadway's logic of 'if we release it on film no one will see the show' is ass backwards--if you're the kind of person who loves live Broadway shows, a recorded version won't stop you if the means/opportunity to see a show comes up, but SO MANY PEOPLE never get the opportunity while really wanting to see the show and are willing to pay at least *some* money for it. I'd go so far as to say a production company/conglomerate of theatres could release their own streaming service of live broadway recordings and make money hand over fist in subscriptions.

    • @TransSappho
      @TransSappho 4 роки тому +30

      Kdnxn Hdhdbfn yeah but honestly a bootleg will always be a much better alternative to the mutant Frankenstein’s monster that is the Tom Hooper style of musical. Once you utterly change the staging to adapt it to film, it’s already going to be fairly different, and while it can be done well, the point is that when the adaptation sets out with awards in mind foremost it’s going to completely lose sight of the spirit of the original, because the go to Oscar bait style doesn’t work with the elevated reality inherent to most stage musicals

    • @SavageGreywolf
      @SavageGreywolf 4 роки тому +60

      @@Scorpia161 I don't really know why CATS didn't convince Broadway how ass-backwards that was in 1998 when they released a VHS of the Broadway stage production and it went 18x platinum in the UK _alone._

    • @popland1977
      @popland1977 4 роки тому +8

      It's a pretty shit musical though. The most overrated show ever.

  • @Whawpenshaw
    @Whawpenshaw Рік тому +197

    I love how they're like, "oh yeah we were running in to the set with the song JUST finished" like that's somehow a good story and NOT a sign of being seriously underprepared.

    • @juliamavroidi8601
      @juliamavroidi8601 10 місяців тому +25

      It's a good story, but for a high school production, not a Hollywood movie

    • @mistertea603
      @mistertea603 8 місяців тому +1

      I agree with you too an extent...you gotta understand the artistic process for songwriting in particular is not streamlined, while movoe making is down to a science at this point...trying to slow down a film to get music just right is like slowing a fraight train.

    • @edgarallenhoe3518
      @edgarallenhoe3518 7 місяців тому +5

      I feel like you get ONE story like that per production, max-- either they finish the song last minute, or they finish the effects last minute, but not both. And ofc it's only something you admit if the end product is good!!!

  • @Jodabomb24
    @Jodabomb24 11 місяців тому +214

    I watch this so often but mostly the part where Lindsay sings "heterosexual cats" because it's such a fantastic joke

  • @jennasmith9309
    @jennasmith9309 4 роки тому +2082

    Andrew Lloyd Webber: Wanted make a musical based on poems he loved as a child, personally talked with the author's widow to find the medium that best suited the poems, mortgaged his house, and risked everything for his dream.
    Tom Hooper: Wanted to make it for an Oscar, didn't know anything about VFX, verbally abused and overworked the VFX team, didn't even know what catnip was.
    Hmmm.

    • @SmoothCriminal12
      @SmoothCriminal12 4 роки тому +118

      If Tom Hooper's career ends right there, it'll be 100% justified.

    • @CaseyShontz
      @CaseyShontz 4 роки тому +15

      It wasn’t entirely the director’s fault. Mostly Universal and the producers and whoever came up with the idea to make a movie out of this in the first place.

    • @alanpennie8013
      @alanpennie8013 4 роки тому +89

      @@SmoothCriminal12
      He's a bad director.
      Send him back to making TV biopics.
      No one expects them to be any good.

    • @TrueBuddhaCat
      @TrueBuddhaCat 4 роки тому +40

      Indeed, one of these things is not like the other (also apparently during the premiere of the movie apparently Lloyd Webber left half way through the movie looking defeated)

    • @angharad5932
      @angharad5932 3 роки тому +82

      I don't understand why Hollywood keeps picking genres and movies to resurrect (Like Star Trek, Star Wars, and now musicals), and then picks a director who pretty much hates everything about that particular genre or universe. Like, what's the point??

  • @franticranter
    @franticranter 3 роки тому +4503

    If t.s. elliot's wife never wanted the cats poems turned into an animated film because she was worried it would turn out like winnie the poo, then imagine what she'd think if she saw the cats film.

    • @marinadeburgos8666
      @marinadeburgos8666 3 роки тому +184

      I guess like most of the authors when they see their work translated to a movie without guidance, blame the studio and say that the original work is way better (most of the time with a good reason)

    • @rabbit-exe3606
      @rabbit-exe3606 2 роки тому +98

      I mean, "horny hieronymus bosch style nightmare" is about as far as you can get from "winnie the pooh"

    • @trampoline11x
      @trampoline11x 2 роки тому +68

      Followed by the Winnie The Poo live action film? Consistant confusion and maybe concern, as well all should once in a while

    • @dc98424
      @dc98424 2 роки тому +25

      I think technically it was a different t.s. Elliot property she was worried about but the point is still valid.

    • @Igorcastrochucre
      @Igorcastrochucre 2 роки тому +73

      I feel like TS Elliot's wif was worried that the poems would become "kid's stuff", because beside americanize Winnie the Pooh, they turned it into something that's unmistakably for kids. And yes, both the poems and Pooh were made with children in mind, but they weren't just for children.
      Either that or the Walt Disney-P.L. Travers debacle still had a rippling effect on how authors in general act when approached by Disney or any big hollywood studio.

  • @illusiveaxeman9164
    @illusiveaxeman9164 2 роки тому +302

    There's something so entertaining about how Ildris says "McCavity!!!" when he goes poof

  • @Twinkdoesdrag
    @Twinkdoesdrag 2 роки тому +155

    The best actors are the ones who aren't afraid to look ridiculous, the worst directors are the ones who don't understand how to use that skill

  • @ceresta1732
    @ceresta1732 3 роки тому +5420

    Cats uses... manual animation... and not mo-cap... in 2019, with a crunched budget and deadline. The VFX team deserve a friggin medal for what they turned out.

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 3 роки тому +782

      Also a huge apology and some compensation money for Tom Hooper and company throwing them under the bus when their movie flopped.

    • @songofshadow5043
      @songofshadow5043 3 роки тому +371

      Yeah, that shocked me! I originally thought, "Man, we have so much technology today, and that's the best they could do?" (I mean, I don't know much about CGI, but there is a certain amount of quality expected from a big-budget film.) But then, finding out they did it manually? Oof.

    • @ceresta1732
      @ceresta1732 3 роки тому +497

      @@songofshadow5043 The best way I can describe it is this: imagine ordering a construction crew to build a skyscraper in half the time... without cranes

    • @GuiSmith
      @GuiSmith 3 роки тому +145

      @@ceresta1732 That is incredibly apt. Better might be to include the fact that they can build elevators (custom tools), but those are hard without everything else basically already being there.

    • @nos4me
      @nos4me 3 роки тому +24

      Well that explains a lot

  • @bgs7529
    @bgs7529 3 роки тому +6180

    The Oscar bit was disgusting. Two rich actors making fun of an underfunded team trying to fix their horrible acting and another rich dude's terrible directing.

    • @skylarjohnson7779
      @skylarjohnson7779 2 роки тому +638

      I wouldn't want to be the one trying to make James Cordon look good. I don't know why he's in everything, he can't sing or act and I don't think anyone actually likes him.

    • @alexbennet4195
      @alexbennet4195 2 роки тому +50

      @@skylarjohnson7779 I don't know why Americans hate James Cordon so much lol, I (and I think most people in the UK) always saw him as a talented writer and comedic actor? Both Gavin and Stacey and One Man Two Guvnors received such rave reviews - have Americans never heard of them??

    • @skylarjohnson7779
      @skylarjohnson7779 2 роки тому +479

      @@alexbennet4195 I'm british. I don't like him, I don't know anyone who likes him. Even among gavin and Stacy fans I don't think I've ever seen any praise specifically for him. Probably because the other stuff he's written was terrible and it leads me to guess it was Ruth Jones who made g&s so good.

    • @rusted_ursa
      @rusted_ursa 2 роки тому +186

      Don't forget that everyone who applauded that shitty joke is in a union.

    • @seajay632
      @seajay632 2 роки тому +241

      @@alexbennet4195 I'm British, James Cordon is exceptionally obnoxious, as funny as a migraine and besides Fat Friends and Gavin & Stacey, everything else he's been in has been shite. Don't say that you think most people in the UK like him cos that's not true. Just say you like him. Don't assume others feel a certain way about someone just cos you do, especially not most of them! I haven't said most people in the UK hate him cos I don't need other people's opinions to make mine valid. (Even though I've literally not seen anyone online say they like him and people I know irl hate him too. Congrats, you're the first person I've seen to say that he's talented in any way whatsoever!)

  • @jennatavares4695
    @jennatavares4695 Рік тому +212

    I just absolutely love how Idris shows up and goes "mccavity!" It's...just so funny? And I feel like it wasn't entirely meant to be. But I laugh every time

    • @marynoble9464
      @marynoble9464 11 місяців тому +9

      It's the only fun part of the movie

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 2 роки тому +1275

    Genuinely, I'm surprised more people haven't mentioned them changing Macavity's colors. I wouldn't accuse it of being outright racist but its so bizarre to make the black guy's cat brown when it's not even close in color to the cat he is portraying. He's straight up described in his song as ginger.
    In the musical he has a cool crazy flame-like coloration that's my favorite design by far. Just weird. It looks like he's naked!! Even more so than everyone else!

    • @randomtraveler4149
      @randomtraveler4149 2 роки тому +173

      And they also describe Macavity in the song as "ginger and slim" .
      Actor isn't ginger and is built, fantastic.

    • @JustKrin
      @JustKrin 2 роки тому +110

      Tall, slim, and ginger you say?
      Yeah, Idris Elba was the first actor that came to mind for me, didn't for you?
      Knuckles is the closest Idris Elba will get to a theater accurate Macavity

    • @karinmaria6455
      @karinmaria6455 2 роки тому +14

      @@randomtraveler4149 I know I'm a month late, but... Idris Elba isn't short, he's 6'2 1/2 (or 189cm) lol

    • @randomtraveler4149
      @randomtraveler4149 2 роки тому +6

      @@karinmaria6455
      The more you know. I've got to edit that
      Still, isn't too fitting.

    • @karinmaria6455
      @karinmaria6455 2 роки тому +8

      @@randomtraveler4149 oh yeah you're spot on about the rest haha, you just made question reality for a second by calling him short

  • @TheOutlawed1000
    @TheOutlawed1000 4 роки тому +1354

    End of 2019: Cats
    Beginning of 2020: Pandemic
    Coincidence? Yes. But...

    • @rockCity777
      @rockCity777 4 роки тому +65

      ...thole-cut 2020.

    • @faeriegraver
      @faeriegraver 4 роки тому +4

      @@rockCity777 lmaoooo

    • @samurguy9906
      @samurguy9906 4 роки тому +21

      God is punishing us for our sins, apparently

    • @ComatHam
      @ComatHam 4 роки тому +15

      End of 2019: Pathologic 2
      Begin of 2020: Global Pandemic

    • @johnk6123
      @johnk6123 4 роки тому

      Yay I'm thumbs up #500, making things happen on UA-cam :) also to reply to the comment: definitely suspect.

  • @TheLadyLiddell
    @TheLadyLiddell 4 роки тому +2036

    "I want the movie to be grounded and not that fantastical"
    ... it's Cats. CATS. You want a movie musical about anthropomorphic cats that sing and dance to be NOT fatastical?????

    • @micahcook2408
      @micahcook2408 4 роки тому +100

      I always wondered if the animated version was picked up how it would’ve turned out.

    • @hanonphantomhive
      @hanonphantomhive 4 роки тому +17

      I agree, doesn´t make much sense to me either :s
      Btw ur profile pic, Riku best boi

    • @smurfette_blues7922
      @smurfette_blues7922 4 роки тому +57

      Thats literally the only way for it to work imo. I just want a director of the film adaptation to go all the way. Just lean into the weird

    • @MsAbixxx
      @MsAbixxx 4 роки тому +61

      Rikusgirl001
      This is my biggest lament as well.
      What is Tom Hooper’s obsession with making everything “grounded”? He was completely the wrong choice to direct this. But of course, he won Les Mis a few Oscars so Universal thought he could just do it again with Cats.

    • @MsAbixxx
      @MsAbixxx 4 роки тому +54

      kshamwhizzle
      At least Baz Luhrman would understand the fantastical nature of a musical.
      I’m not saying Moulin Rogue is a masterpiece, but it’s so stylised and so out there it doesn’t really make you question the fact that everyone is singing. This is just the way this world works.
      Something like that for Cats would have been great (personally, I think an animated adaptation is the way to go) but Universal really wanted those Oscars though.

  • @ARS1508
    @ARS1508 Рік тому +177

    Every day, I send out a thanks to the universe that they released a pro shot of Hamilton instead of milking its popularity by adapting it into a movie 😭😭😭

    • @markkittel44
      @markkittel44 11 місяців тому +19

      There’s a million things they haven’t done…. But just you wait…

    • @lord_ozymandias
      @lord_ozymandias 6 місяців тому +2

      @@markkittel44oh god

    • @hallo4411
      @hallo4411 4 місяці тому +1

      I don't know lin manuel miranda still has the rights to it, right? So should be good.
      Also they made a translated German version, which is just amazing! 🎉
      (no irony by the way i love the german lyrics)

  • @multi.instrumentalist
    @multi.instrumentalist 11 місяців тому +87

    I cannot believe they made Macavity unscary. I was genuinely terrified of him as a kid, and now he says his own name like a Pokémon whilst vanishing using magic? Also it’s literally in the lyrics that he’s ginger what the hell

  • @imaginekudryavka9485
    @imaginekudryavka9485 4 роки тому +877

    "Heterosexual cats" is by far my favorite musical number in the movie

  • @jayl2298
    @jayl2298 3 роки тому +1469

    Why did I never consider, if tom hooper really wanted it to be so realistic, why didn't all the cats have eight nipples?

    • @myettechase
      @myettechase 3 роки тому +204

      #ReleaseTheNippleCut

    • @ageamiu8923
      @ageamiu8923 3 роки тому +51

      @@myettechase Please don’t

    • @marinadeburgos8666
      @marinadeburgos8666 3 роки тому +52

      Or maybe do like Lion King, make overrealistic cats and flop because we can't see actual face expressions

    • @mrcakeday1439
      @mrcakeday1439 2 роки тому +42

      #freethecatnip

    • @neksnek2032
      @neksnek2032 2 роки тому +18

      @@marinadeburgos8666 except the lion king remake didn't flop sadly :(

  • @dndlee6872
    @dndlee6872 2 роки тому +661

    "thank you cats for ending this nonsense of bad musical adaptations with aggressive 'for your consideration' campaigns and oscar dreams"
    2 years later: *Dear Evan Hansen movie*

    • @skiddadleskidoodle4094
      @skiddadleskidoodle4094 2 роки тому +42

      👀 didn’t quite work out tho

    • @dndlee6872
      @dndlee6872 2 роки тому +57

      @@skiddadleskidoodle4094 and thank the theatre gods for that

    • @elliott9246
      @elliott9246 9 місяців тому +3

      oh god i'd forgotton about that nightmare
      (also: nastya

  • @gorevoid691
    @gorevoid691 Рік тому +90

    I never did see Cats, but I did see Starlight Express back in the day. Cats didn’t seem so weird after seeing a bunch of roller skating anthropomorphic train cars.

  • @obiwankenobi9141
    @obiwankenobi9141 3 роки тому +2655

    "when musicals are good they're good, when they're bad they're horrid"
    -Catherine Zeta-Jones

    • @obiwankenobi9141
      @obiwankenobi9141 3 роки тому +23

      thank you for all the likes.

    • @CommissarMitch
      @CommissarMitch 3 роки тому +15

      Amen brother.

    • @danielgadomski5129
      @danielgadomski5129 3 роки тому +56

      Well, but it's true. Many movies can be below expectations and still work, bad musicals are usually unwatchable.

    • @THEAdmiralXizor
      @THEAdmiralXizor 2 роки тому +16

      Did she really say this..? I hope she did - it's glorious, just like her.

    • @THEAdmiralXizor
      @THEAdmiralXizor Рік тому +1

      @@obiwankenobi9141 I'll take your word for it - you seem knowledgeable... 🍻

  • @gregjayonnaise8314
    @gregjayonnaise8314 4 роки тому +2751

    Blaming the VFX artists is such a cop out. The artists only will make what the director approves of. The director looked at the designs and said “that’s what I want to show people.”
    As a character designer, the reason the designs look so awful is because the bizarre designs of the characters don’t have any stylization or flare. The desire to make them realistic makes them look gross and unsettling in their anatomy. The dramatic costumes in the original musical allowed for free movement but still had the idea of hinting that they were cats. I feel so bad for the artists that were underpaid and not given the ability to give any meaningful designs due to the lack of budget and foresight.
    The idea of making Cats of all plays more realistic is laughable, especially because using so much CGI and adding on every effect in post took more effort and looks more terrible than if they had just designed the costumes.

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 4 роки тому +37

      Maybe they should have made a CGI version of Felidae instead, and just called it Cats.

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 4 роки тому +8

      @@davidwuhrer6704 I don't see how that necessarily follows. It would still be unsettling in the wrong way if everyone had human faces!

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 4 роки тому +7

      @@mastermarkus5307 There are no human faces in Felidae.

    • @vp3841
      @vp3841 4 роки тому +69

      "the bizarre designs of the characters don’t have any stylization or flare" - yep, they just created another uncanny valley disaster

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 4 роки тому +9

      @@davidwuhrer6704
      I feel like you're missing the point f the conversation if you're just saying "make a different movie", sirrah.

  • @RedAngelSophia
    @RedAngelSophia 2 роки тому +231

    They _should_ have made the movie an _animated_ one rather than a live-action one. That way, they could have made the cats in the movie look a bit more like actual cats - and for that matter, make the other animals in the musical look more like _their_ real-live counterparts.
    CATS did not make an optimal _live-action_ movie -- but would have been _great_ as an _animated_ musical.

    • @wilsonjonah
      @wilsonjonah 2 роки тому +27

      Steven Spielberg actually planned on making an animated version back in the early 2000s, but it didn't happen. Sad, because it looked really interesting

    • @bigjedimullet
      @bigjedimullet Рік тому +15

      If Laika had done 2019 Cats, it would have been the strongest contender for Best Animated Film after Into The Spider-Verse, and no one can convince me otherwise. The Cartoon Saloon team who did Secret of Kells and Wolfwalkers would also have made an exceptional Cats movie.
      I am secretly praying that in a few years we get a Cats ReAnimated project where a bunch of amateur animators either animate or make animatics for the audio of the film.

    • @RedAngelSophia
      @RedAngelSophia Рік тому +7

      @@bigjedimullet - I have in my head an idea of an animated version of JELICLE SONGS FOR JELICLE CATS - the opening song for the musical (have had that vision in my head
      for years) - but, sadly, I do not think that my animation skills are sufficient for pulling it off.
      However, I very much _would_ be open to taking a course on story-boarding so that I can _story-board_ my vision for how that song can be animated.

    • @RedAngelSophia
      @RedAngelSophia Рік тому +6

      @@bigjedimullet ---- you gave me a GREAT idea for a certain project!!!!

  • @MsMeiv
    @MsMeiv 2 роки тому +52

    "You don't want your child to be just a memory" WTF ???!!! That traffic safety ad is its own brand of horror

  • @HorrorGeek9
    @HorrorGeek9 4 роки тому +834

    “No one wants a child to become a memory” I can't believe this was an actual commercial, like WTF

    • @starfishcoffee2854
      @starfishcoffee2854 4 роки тому +114

      HorrorGeek9 and then the song started playing!!! Legit tears of laughter.

    • @MrBoygiles
      @MrBoygiles 4 роки тому +77

      I think that PSA was actually more horrific than Cats 2019.

    • @rockaway0beach
      @rockaway0beach 4 роки тому +22

      I read this comment before the video's ending and didn't understand it.
      Then I saw it and damn, I haven't laughted so hard in a decade, GOD DAMMIT

    • @3Rayfire
      @3Rayfire 4 роки тому +21

      What can I say, we were a much more savage people prior to the new millennium.

    • @shaunwatson6354
      @shaunwatson6354 4 роки тому +21

      It's why I wear my seatbelt to this day.
      Because of CATS.

  • @TheSugarRay
    @TheSugarRay 4 роки тому +776

    "I wasn't sure what a cat looked like anymore." -I'm dying.

    • @insertcringynamehere2937
      @insertcringynamehere2937 4 роки тому

      AxxL Please, shut the fuck up.

    • @TheSugarRay
      @TheSugarRay 4 роки тому +2

      @@insertcringynamehere2937 no

    • @grifflikeplaybass1
      @grifflikeplaybass1 4 роки тому +4

      That was Folding Ideas. Definitely recommend checking out his channel if you haven't already.

    • @insertcringynamehere2937
      @insertcringynamehere2937 4 роки тому +2

      Thought Ray He deleted his comment. :(

    • @TheSugarRay
      @TheSugarRay 4 роки тому +1

      @@insertcringynamehere2937 Oh, I'm sorry. I remove all defient annoyance.

  • @fable23
    @fable23 2 роки тому +289

    Listening to this in 2021 and boy did it feel prophetic. In the category of Terrible Movie Musical Adaptation, I present to you 2021's _Dear Evan Hansen!_ It has it all:
    1. A movie musical that is clearly uncomfortable with any and all musical aspects.
    2. A director with Oscar ambitions taking a fairly abstract dark comedy and turning it into a gritty realistic funeral dirge so the Academy will take him seriously.
    3. An original song that no one asked for that grinds the story to a halt and adds nothing to the narrative.
    It's even got some of your favorite stuff from Lindsey's other videos! Such as...
    - An original Broadway cast member reprising his role despite _clearly_ being too old to believably play the character now, in a show where the main character's youth is _very important to stress._ (ala RENT)
    - Transparently cynical and half-hearted attempts to address criticisms of the original story that do not actually engage with those criticisms in any meaningful way, and actively detract from the story. (ala the Beauty and the Beast remake)
    I feel like there should be a bingo card we fill out every time these things get released. Because, unfortunately, it looks like they're going to keep coming.

    • @arambles1
      @arambles1 11 місяців тому +8

      True, true. Well, at least the Matilda musical adaptation was pretty good

    • @overgrownkudzu
      @overgrownkudzu 5 місяців тому +2

      @@arambles1 i feel like matilda had a good starting point though, it's a children's story, and also magical enough to not expect realism but set in mostly reality so you don't get whatever the fuck cats ist

  • @sciencefantastic
    @sciencefantastic 2 роки тому +92

    Literally all Hooper needed to do was have them wear costumes. ALL HE NEEDED TO DO, and it would’ve made the film better.

  • @fourizereviews5123
    @fourizereviews5123 3 роки тому +1705

    Fans of Cats: "Why does it hurt so much?"
    Tom Hooper: "Because it was REAL-istic."

    • @kronemerj
      @kronemerj 3 роки тому +16

      Nice callback.

    • @Epinardscaramel
      @Epinardscaramel 3 роки тому +3

      Well played!

    • @TrueBuddhaCat
      @TrueBuddhaCat 3 роки тому +31

      Hit that nail on the head
      (Also, from some reports during the premier of the “movie” apparently Andrew Lloyd Webber left the theater half way through the monstrosity(which I don’t blame him)

    • @jesse1086
      @jesse1086 3 роки тому +2

      this is god level

    • @Anna-tk7ui
      @Anna-tk7ui 3 роки тому +7

      @@TrueBuddhaCat
      Interviewer: So how does it feel to have your most well-known musical be bastardized into a sea of uncanny valley?
      ALW:.............feels great.

  • @SimmerRose
    @SimmerRose 4 роки тому +1653

    watching Webber explain to that poor woman that “all cats are jellicle” and her completely bewildered expression had me laughing so hard I missed the next 30 seconds of the video

    • @notquitemytempo1353
      @notquitemytempo1353 4 роки тому +155

      That was the epitome of a "the fuck is he talking about?" face. Hilarious indeed.

    • @Svengali764
      @Svengali764 4 роки тому +51

      That dude was really into cats.. like weird creepy amount. That clip just raises hair on my arm in a mild wave. 🤣

    • @SnowCat-nu7gj
      @SnowCat-nu7gj 4 роки тому +90

      And he’s acting like this complete nonsense is obvious and just dumb. It’s honestly incredible

    • @AssOnAPlate187
      @AssOnAPlate187 4 роки тому +23

      One big gay question mark was floating around that room.

    • @manonsegur7547
      @manonsegur7547 4 роки тому +13

      One of the many reasons I adore that guy.

  • @berenicececilia
    @berenicececilia 7 місяців тому +44

    I hate the internet for running Lindsay away from youtube, I miss her video essays like crazy. She didn't need the aggravation and we clearly didn't deserve her. Glad she's doing just fine.

  • @throneisbed7833
    @throneisbed7833 Рік тому +99

    The uncanny Macavity Is Human Skin Colour thing could've been so easily fixed by, I don't know, maybe reading the lyrics of the song he shares the name of? That has a whole verse describing his appearance? I don't know, I'm just spitballing here.

    • @obiwankenobi9141
      @obiwankenobi9141 Рік тому +28

      The Show: Macavity's a ginger cat
      Tom Hooper: Hmmm... What colour should we make him. Eh, let's just colour him like Idris Elba.

    • @YelenaSkunky
      @YelenaSkunky 5 місяців тому +1

      Maybe Taylor Swift is a colourblind cat?
      That might explain it, surely.

  • @guytorie
    @guytorie 3 роки тому +1438

    "No one wants a child... to become... A MEMORY."
    "MMMEEEEEEMMOORRYYYYYYYY"

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 3 роки тому +75

      @Richard Trischka
      Oklahoma: "Remember, tornado safety is important. Because we live in OKLAHOMA! WHERE THE WIND COMES SWEEPING DOWN THE PLAIN!"

    • @meghanelric8415
      @meghanelric8415 3 роки тому +30

      Absolutely lost it at this part

    • @kronemerj
      @kronemerj 3 роки тому +35

      Hamilton: cigarettes are designed to be addictive to make sure that YOU'LL BE BACK
      Annie:talk to your kids about drugs so that they will still be alive TOMMOROW
      Dear Evan Hansen:make sure you don't text and drive. You don't want your family to sing a REQUIEM TONIGHT
      this is fun...

    • @TrueBuddhaCat
      @TrueBuddhaCat 3 роки тому +5

      0-0.........yeah.....watching that.....it just made me go “Oh wow.......talk about yikes!”

    • @Pep95
      @Pep95 3 роки тому +8

      I just collapsed when I saw that part jebus

  • @PhilosophyTube
    @PhilosophyTube 4 роки тому +4917

    why is James Cordon?

    • @maccoyhartweg9513
      @maccoyhartweg9513 3 роки тому +152

      I feel like that is what everyone in his life asked at some point

    • @HaiThereManchannel
      @HaiThereManchannel 3 роки тому +50

      Solid question

    • @Eviltwin531
      @Eviltwin531 3 роки тому +155

      I feel so cheated. In his first Doctor Who episode, he was actually quasi-endearing (and got head-butted by Matt Smith's Great Wall of Forehead... seriously, the show jokes his Doctor inspired the Easter Island Statues.)
      I guess it's like a potent spice; best in small doses.

    • @Harry-cy5vz
      @Harry-cy5vz 3 роки тому +6

      Hi dad

    • @PKBitchGirl
      @PKBitchGirl 3 роки тому +41

      @@Eviltwin531 His second Who outing was beyond terrible. "I speak baby" Nothing can stop the cybermanisation process, oops I was wrong, the wuv he has for his kid can, what a load of bollocks

  • @UknownScienceTiger
    @UknownScienceTiger 2 роки тому +58

    This video introduced me to Cats. Then I listened to the podcast episode. Then I watched the Sideways video. Then, on a whim, I watched the '98 film. Thanks to Lindsay, I am now indeed "ride or die" for Cats.

  • @BinturongGirl
    @BinturongGirl 2 роки тому +29

    Hooper; "But realism!"
    *shows a cat literally peeling off her skin*

  • @dickhandsome6579
    @dickhandsome6579 4 роки тому +10644

    It's a credit to Ellis that I thoroughly enjoyed an hour-long dissection of a subject I care absolutely nothing about. She's one of UA-cam's great treasures and she does terrific work.

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 4 роки тому +220

      She has grown up fantastically outside of the Channel Awesome bubble and produces great videos that are both entertaining and insightful.

    • @redMrCrayon
      @redMrCrayon 4 роки тому +44

      BIG FACTS

    • @s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657
      @s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657 4 роки тому +26

      Amen 👏👊💪

    • @rasmusn.e.m1064
      @rasmusn.e.m1064 4 роки тому +31

      Exactly, I haven't seen any of them, have no opinion. Pure curiosity with its success, which is what this video essay(?) is about.

    • @cboehm24
      @cboehm24 4 роки тому +3

      +

  • @gryph3714
    @gryph3714 3 роки тому +5981

    So between you and Sideways, I'm learning Tom Hooper is just the worst.

    • @imchilll6384
      @imchilll6384 3 роки тому +594

      Sideways hates tom hooper with a passion bc of cats

    • @drartemisa21
      @drartemisa21 3 роки тому +756

      @@imchilll6384 Les Mis definitely planted the pure seed of hate

    • @Theturtleowl
      @Theturtleowl 3 роки тому +405

      I came here after watching Sideways' video to see a more positive review of Cats. That man was angry.

    • @dangerouscolors
      @dangerouscolors 3 роки тому +326

      hearing how cats 2019 is a goddamn trainwreck from both a musical and filmmaking standpoint? a+ experience

    • @TheSpoonman00
      @TheSpoonman00 3 роки тому +233

      It's a shame, because he really is a good FILMmaker. The King's Speech was a fantastic fuckin movie. But his attempts at musicals were such disasters, and he treated them like such masterpieces, that they just ruined his reputation.

  • @shepherdaaron9683
    @shepherdaaron9683 2 роки тому +109

    The Madonna and Antonio Banderas “Evita” is like, one of the best movie adaptations of a musical and definitely the best adaptation of anything Lloyd Weber. I even think it retroactively makes the musical stronger.

    • @Mulbert
      @Mulbert 2 роки тому +20

      I absolutely love it, the whole production is stunning and so heartfelt, apparently it took Madonna and Jonathan Pryce ages to get a good take of the hospital scene because they kept bursting into tears

    • @obiwankenobi9141
      @obiwankenobi9141 Рік тому +9

      Also directed by Alan Parker, one of Britains greatest directors who directed Fame, Bugsy Malone and the Wall, some of my favourite films

  • @cmarcbs7698
    @cmarcbs7698 2 роки тому +78

    Wow this director really has no respect for anyone who isn't immediately on set. First I heard about what he did to that poor orchestra and that poor pianist in Les Mis (courtesy of Sideways' video), now to realize he basically did the equivalent for the VFX team in Cats...

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 Рік тому +26

      Between Tomathy Hooper's treatment of the VFX team of this trainwreck and the horror stories of VFX companies working for Disney/Marvel projects, it's well overdue that VFX departments start to unionize.

  • @Lucienchol
    @Lucienchol 4 роки тому +1592

    The fact that they somehow managed to make Idris Elba ugly and unsettling to look at is one of THE biggest crime of this movie

    • @Laribhaven
      @Laribhaven 4 роки тому +92

      They literally ruined Hotness

    • @jeangentry6656
      @jeangentry6656 4 роки тому +123

      That, and they took Macavity, who is the cat version of Prof. Moriarty, and turned him into a 70s blaxpoltation film pimp.

    • @ieatgremlins
      @ieatgremlins 4 роки тому +56

      I didn’t think it could be done, but they somehow turned his gorgeous and charming self into a dancing, creepy turd.

    • @kelvinw.1384
      @kelvinw.1384 4 роки тому +47

      Oh wow I thought the cover photo was a photoshopped troll thing but nope.... that's actually from the movie. Gosh it's like from a horror film. Also he really does look naked

    • @amyliaclenny1866
      @amyliaclenny1866 4 роки тому +29

      The really messed up part is that's not the VFX Team's fault. The director did that.

  • @alicethompson6442
    @alicethompson6442 3 роки тому +1956

    "Hal...it's about cats.
    And we never discussed it again"
    Pure poetry

    • @kronemerj
      @kronemerj 3 роки тому +30

      I mean would you?

    • @perspii2808
      @perspii2808 3 роки тому +22

      Literally died laughing at that intro ngl

    • @roycema
      @roycema 3 роки тому +32

      I loved that line because Andrew just seems so confused as to why Hal is looking for a deeper meaning

    • @Robert399
      @Robert399 3 роки тому +3

      I wish Cats had died forever right there.

  • @Flavershum
    @Flavershum 2 роки тому +87

    It was so weird realizing that not everybody loved the musical Cats like I did when I was a kid. I never questioned a thing about Cats. I just vibed

    • @florofern6470
      @florofern6470 9 місяців тому +4

      Same, a lot of my family liked it, so I went to see it and honestly just vibed to the music

  • @Zebwak
    @Zebwak 2 роки тому +55

    Four minutes in and I am recognizing Hank Green, Steve Taylor of Kurzgesagt, Dan Olson, and Jenny Nicholson as the review voices. Makes me want to find and watch content of the other voice-overs used in this segment to complete the set.

    • @abigailhoover2058
      @abigailhoover2058 2 місяці тому

      So glad someone else noticed and commented on this!! I thought I was going crazy when I recognized their voices 😂

  • @tomato_soup_enjoyer
    @tomato_soup_enjoyer 3 роки тому +4098

    "Cats" the movie walked so 2020 could run

  • @polymphus
    @polymphus 4 роки тому +1954

    This demon video will not leave my recommendations. Every single thing I watch, Cat-Elba is staring at me and I know what it means to be in hell. If I leave on autoplay for too long I come back and find myself staring at writhing cat-human bodies.
    "I watched it already," I say to the uncaring heavens.
    "Did you like it?" say the Gods.
    "I did, I did! But please, let me leave!"
    There is nothing in heaven but laughter, and - from a distance, carried on the wind - 'Macavityyyyyyyy'

    • @elvellarambles9151
      @elvellarambles9151 4 роки тому +115

      Criminally underrated comment: 10/10 existential rage

    • @Elocinization
      @Elocinization 4 роки тому +56

      As I read "Macavityyyyyy" in this comment, I vividly imagined and heard the scene it described.

    • @marisp2588
      @marisp2588 4 роки тому +50

      This comment is a literary masterpiece

    • @nathanwinters2400
      @nathanwinters2400 4 роки тому +21

      Legit like every other week this video appears and I'm just like... I've watched it five times too many just... just please stop! xD

    • @heatherbeal3473
      @heatherbeal3473 3 роки тому +8

      Pure Poetry

  • @kaitlynalonzo7092
    @kaitlynalonzo7092 2 роки тому +26

    The little macavity after kidnapping Gus, kills me every time I hear it 😂

  • @vivaelphaba
    @vivaelphaba Рік тому +101

    I am ride or die for Cats. Please let me come on your podcast and defend this huge chunk of my childhood.

  • @lauraelaineallen21
    @lauraelaineallen21 4 роки тому +505

    The moment when Rebel Wilson unzips her fur is possibly the most horrifying thing I have ever seen

    • @Technodreamer
      @Technodreamer 4 роки тому +32

      You know, the first bit of the movie wasn't bad? It had me. The CGI didn't weird me out and the music was good.
      Then, they started THAT song...

    • @daniellepalazzolo8960
      @daniellepalazzolo8960 4 роки тому +17

      Like who thought that was a good idea?

    • @Technodreamer
      @Technodreamer 4 роки тому +8

      @@daniellepalazzolo8960 Rebel Wilson did

    • @daniellepalazzolo8960
      @daniellepalazzolo8960 4 роки тому +2

      Merletastic oh god

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 4 роки тому +15

      Absolutely. JUST HAVE HER WEAR A COAT! Christ, it's so creepy-looking!

  • @spookyho5994
    @spookyho5994 4 роки тому +703

    “It’s very emotional”
    *cat twerks in the background*

    • @henryanderson6752
      @henryanderson6752 4 роки тому +29

      Oh the eMoTiOn...

    • @theantipope4354
      @theantipope4354 4 роки тому +18

      Also self-buttlicking.

    • @raccoonjs6437
      @raccoonjs6437 4 роки тому +2

      Which scene?!?!?!?!

    • @RavenCloak13
      @RavenCloak13 4 роки тому +7

      spooky ho
      I mean, it’s not a wrong statement. That’s going to cause emotions and that mix bag of emotions is the experience.

    • @princesssookeh
      @princesssookeh 4 роки тому +1

      I wish people (you know which) would stop calling any ole butt movement twerking.

  • @tertain4795
    @tertain4795 Рік тому +42

    I just want to add my story here: my dad… doesn’t really like musicals. It’s just not something he enjoys most of the time. We have a running joke that our conversations always turn into an argument about Cats the musical, because I like it and my dad thinks it’s ridiculous.
    And one night, when it was movie night for me and my dad, I saw that Cats had been added to the streaming service we were using. Surprisingly, my dad said “let’s watch that! I want to see Cats, I want to know what all the fuss is about.”
    So, I turned on Cats, fully expecting him to turn it off immediately. To my surprise, my dad actually DIDNT turn it off immediately and even turned to me and said “I don’t understand why people are being so mean about this? What’s wrong with it? Those people spent hours making them look like Cats, I think this is just fine.”
    WHICH IS WILD COMING FROM MY DAD, WHO HATES MUSICALS AND NOTORIUSLY DOESNT UNDERSTAND CATS. Eventually he did say “let’s watch something else” but that was a WHILE into the film. We even turned it on a few nights later, because my dad wanted to watch the rest of it.
    Just thought that was funny!

    • @esmeraldalucio406
      @esmeraldalucio406 Рік тому

      Honestly, I kinda resonate with your dad 😅 I recently put on Cats to see what the fuss was about (always seen memory momentarily portrayed in movies/media, seen the costumes/makeup in passing too) & after I got past the CGI (wondered why so much work was put into... THAT and how anyone agreed to it), terrible jokes, weird constant state of confusion the main character was in... I've seen worse. And Hudson's performance was👌 imo. It was what led me down a rabbit hole to compare the so popular Broadway version, and also led me to the conclusion that yep it wasn't much different, still weird 😅💀 just better choreography.

  • @r.b.7577
    @r.b.7577 Рік тому +27

    the amount of will schuester energy in this musical is almost impressive

    • @fxntasyland2844
      @fxntasyland2844 Рік тому +3

      after watching this video I still have no idea wtf is cats about (other than, well, cats) but your comment is an accurate description

  • @blossominghope8567
    @blossominghope8567 3 роки тому +1712

    We were made to perform cats in high school PE. I was an insecure, developing teenager made to perform in a skintight leotard, in front of the whole year. The movie adaptation is worse than that memory.

    • @marinadeburgos8666
      @marinadeburgos8666 3 роки тому +93

      I guess that even an open surgery without anestesia is better than the movie

    • @cara_h_4
      @cara_h_4 2 роки тому +261

      I have several questions about your school.

    • @neofromthewarnerbrothersic145
      @neofromthewarnerbrothersic145 2 роки тому +194

      @@cara_h_4 Seriously! It would make slightly more sense if it was a drama class, but PE? I'm thinking that teacher just wanted an excuse to see some developing teenagers wearing skin tight leotards.
      Many props to the OP for enduring that, I probably would've ended up getting myself expelled.

    • @rainbowkittycat627
      @rainbowkittycat627 2 роки тому +12

      Honestly would prefer that to regular pe...

    • @Mike90317
      @Mike90317 2 роки тому +38

      Meeeeeemoryyyy

  • @Solereaper21
    @Solereaper21 4 роки тому +933

    People always ask “Why is Cats?” But no one every asks “How is Cats?” 😢

    • @catzerk399
      @catzerk399 4 роки тому +3

      🤣this should be a top comment lol

    • @davincent98
      @davincent98 4 роки тому +19

      I'll do you one better: Who is Cats?

    • @username172
      @username172 4 роки тому +19

      @@davincent98 i see your "who is cats" and raise you a "what the fuck was the director on"

    • @naikigutierrez4279
      @naikigutierrez4279 4 роки тому

      Hey there He was on his own farts.

    • @Areanyusernamesleft
      @Areanyusernamesleft 4 роки тому +3

      @@username172 I thought the video made it clear, his own ego. :p

  • @BaronB.BlazikenBaronOfBarons
    @BaronB.BlazikenBaronOfBarons 11 місяців тому +15

    Hearing the Kurzgesagt narrator say the words “horny fur demons” 3 minutes into the video is just perfection!

  • @kaamn1829
    @kaamn1829 2 роки тому +25

    for real though, this essay is such a great autopsy, but also, I've never seen the "Dead Dove: Do Not Eat" clip before and wtf, that was so funny???

  • @sydnamon5986
    @sydnamon5986 4 роки тому +529

    The VFX team didn't deserve to suffer for this. The fur actually looks realistic, and it wasn't their fault the director kept changing his mind every few days. This discordant disaster was already set in stone the moment they decided to make the movie "realistic".
    What a waste of effort.

    • @Afishionado1
      @Afishionado1 4 роки тому +68

      Rendering realistic fur or hair is *hard*.
      Maui spent most of his time with his hair tied back in Moana because they didn't have the budget to animate free-flowing hair for the full movie.
      Rendering fur is computationally intensive, which is a fancy way of saying that you set everything up the way you think is right, hit "render", come back a few hours or days later, and see what you got. If the result isn't right, you start the process again.
      I get anxious just thinking about trying to do that on a tight schedule.

    • @VernulaUtUmbra
      @VernulaUtUmbra 4 роки тому +35

      I agree; I thought they were wearing stupid expensive suits until someone told me it was animated. It's not the VFX teams fault that the designs rolled down the uncanny valley and hit every rock on the way down.

    • @shindean
      @shindean 4 роки тому +5

      The fur being realistic is a different movie, there was never anything wrong with the costumes in the first place for over two decades.
      If you're going to change 80% of the visuals, because it's not "modern enough", you better think of something more original than incomplete mocap.

    • @igormajdandzic7587
      @igormajdandzic7587 4 роки тому +8

      Didn't you mean: What a waste of ef-fur-t?
      I'm sorry

    • @sydnamon5986
      @sydnamon5986 4 роки тому +1

      @@igormajdandzic7587 Bravo

  • @jessg3533
    @jessg3533 4 роки тому +796

    "Macavity's a ginger cat, he's very tall and thin"
    Tom Hooper: too unrealistic. Make him a swol Havana Brown.

    • @Textile_Courtesan
      @Textile_Courtesan 4 роки тому +58

      You have no idea how irritating it is to me that every rendition I've seen don't portray him as a ginger cat.

    • @Zaphtiera
      @Zaphtiera 4 роки тому +21

      I'm so glad someone mentioned this, it's like they swapped Macavity and Skimbleshanks' appearances and didn't bother changing the lyrics

    • @KristinaVeshtort-Kask
      @KristinaVeshtort-Kask 4 роки тому +1

      This!
      While Elba's, uh, fur colour wasn't as jarring as Lindsay seemed to think - it is somewhere between British Shorthair chocolate and a brown Burmese - it's still decidedly NOT a colour that Macavity has to be!

  • @gingerkent1542
    @gingerkent1542 2 роки тому +145

    I am Autistic, I have never seen Cats, But I have watched this video dozens of times and love it every time. It helps so much when im not feeling well. It is literally the best tool I have ever had. Thank You so much Lindsay Ellis for making the content you do. I hope that as the years go on I am able to keep watching your videos.

    • @sandradermark8463
      @sandradermark8463 Рік тому +4

      I am autistic too

    • @penguinsrbirds2
      @penguinsrbirds2 Рік тому +3

      I don't get what autism has to do with anything but I'm probably missing something.

    • @gingerkent1542
      @gingerkent1542 Рік тому +19

      @@penguinsrbirds2 many autistics like to re-watch comforting shows when we feel disregulated, especially about unique special interests. It can help burnout and overwhelm better than adivan.

    • @Jaydee-wd7wr
      @Jaydee-wd7wr Рік тому +8

      @@penguinsrbirds2, “We” (The diagnosis system in my country is awful so I personally will never know for sure) place quite a lot of value on “comfort media”, I have a bunch of videos and fanfics saved that I rewatch or reread after I have a difficult time when dealing with things.
      For example, in my case, I rewatch/reread stuff related to the neurodiversity movement to make me feel better about myself, Hbomberguys Vaccines and Autism video and “I’m a freak cause I’m always freaked out” The TOH fanfic are my main ones.

    • @penguinsrbirds2
      @penguinsrbirds2 Рік тому +6

      @@gingerkent1542 Doesn't everybody rewatch comforting shows/media? That's a very universal thing.

  • @Xaaaach
    @Xaaaach 2 роки тому +39

    I’m so glad you included the boot scene!
    It’s the only part of the musical I remember seeing as a tiny child, and I thought I was going crazy and it didn’t really exist!!

  • @wise_girl9388
    @wise_girl9388 3 роки тому +1416

    I swear every time Ian McKellen meows, you can hear part of his soul leaving his body and then dying.

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 2 роки тому +111

      He’s trying to tell the audience “fly, you fools!” without actually saying so

    • @ianschulz1
      @ianschulz1 2 роки тому +70

      Actually I liked his bit. Like they said on the av club, "he's doing T.S. Eliot while everyone else is doing Andrew Lloyd Webber,"

    • @austinluther5825
      @austinluther5825 2 роки тому +35

      @@sudanemamimikiki1527 Check out Sideways video on Cats. Ian McKellan is speak-singing to no music. There was a piano player on set that had to follow what he was doing. So he's basically reciting a poem with no consistent rhythm and then they had to try to score the music around him.

    • @austinluther5825
      @austinluther5825 2 роки тому +13

      @@sudanemamimikiki1527 The whole thing is just tragic. I can't wrap my head around why anyone would think that's a good idea.

  • @cindyluyanli
    @cindyluyanli 4 роки тому +645

    “No one wants a child to become a memory”
    Oh my god who had the audacity to write that commercial?!?!
    57:02 for beginning of this masterpiece

    • @cindyluyanli
      @cindyluyanli 4 роки тому +9

      Corvus you are not wrong

    • @TurtleRhythm
      @TurtleRhythm 4 роки тому +23

      Still more emotionally gripping than Cats 2019

    • @twincast2005
      @twincast2005 4 роки тому +26

      I mean, that line is fine, but that she then breaks out into song is utterly tasteless.

    • @Lazamattaz
      @Lazamattaz 4 роки тому +1

      I'm CREASED

    • @bndncn
      @bndncn 4 роки тому +10

      The comedic timing of the start of the song there is actual genius.

  • @melwasnevergivenaname
    @melwasnevergivenaname 2 роки тому +14

    The time lapse of Dame Judy taking her sweet time over the world decaying is art I'd like to see playing on loop in a museum

  • @MondoMiami
    @MondoMiami Рік тому +13

    Your editing on Judi Dench’s “Ad-dressing of Cats” had me rolling on the floor. 😂🤣

  • @t.adamcollins2162
    @t.adamcollins2162 4 роки тому +734

    "Instead of putting a cat suit on the actors, we're going to put a big, baggy, uncomfortable suit on them and have the animators animate both naked, human-shaped fur figures (on some of the cats) and human-shaped fur figures WEARING COATS (on others) after the fact." Did Tom Hooper just hate the effects team?

    • @MisterRandom2
      @MisterRandom2 4 роки тому +123

      According to the VFX crew, yes. Apparently he treated them like garbage.

    • @garystack9537
      @garystack9537 4 роки тому +33

      They could’ve just used fursuits

    • @iusethisnameformygoogleacc1013
      @iusethisnameformygoogleacc1013 4 роки тому +76

      Definitely. He's a big, wealthy, oscar-winning artist and they're just a bunch of computer geeks. He already very obviously thinks he's too good for the concept of musicals; I can't imagine employees whose names no one even knows outrank his lunch.

    • @kathrynvincent1563
      @kathrynvincent1563 3 роки тому +41

      Ironically the Les Mis cast was treated so stupidly where the actors nearly wrecked themselves with singing full blast for hours and pushing Anne Hathaway and High Jackman into really unhealthy diets for aesthetics

    • @milannoelle1576
      @milannoelle1576 3 роки тому +1

      but thats the thing: all this bts shows the talent all in mocap so I'm confused... did they film them in mocap then tom stood behind the vfx artists while they worked and said "you better not use this time- and labor-saving tool that I'm giving you and do everything from scratch! i mean it!!" that's what everyone is making to seem like including him but i think its more likely that the people saying this just don't know what mocap is

  • @tuzikopalo
    @tuzikopalo 2 роки тому +22

    still not over hooper seeing cats and being like "hmmm this needs to be grounded and non-fantastical"

  • @Alex-cw3rz
    @Alex-cw3rz 2 роки тому +17

    46:01 Also the lyrics are literally he's a ginger cat, thin and tall, when in the movie he's dark brown, stocky and average height compared to the rest of the cats.

  • @charlisebar-shai2613
    @charlisebar-shai2613 4 роки тому +524

    Ah yes, nothing screams "I need a realistic and grounded film adaptation" like Cats

    • @blackcat1642
      @blackcat1642 4 роки тому +20

      Is the same mentality of making superheroes movies all dark and edgy

    • @JustKrin
      @JustKrin 4 роки тому +5

      @@blackcat1642 oh, you mean The Dark Knight Law? God I hate that, I thought that with Fant4stic, TMNT and Hellboy it was dead, but thanks to Joker making over a billion (which I saw and kinda like tbh) we have more years of that.
      I don't know if that is a subject that she likes but I would like if Lindsay did a video on it.

    • @Shredow2
      @Shredow2 4 роки тому +5

      @@JustKrin It really only works with Batman. I'm not sure why though.

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 4 роки тому +7

      Gotta appreciate the MCU for walking the thin line between some realism and freak it, we are having fun.

    • @mikel66661
      @mikel66661 4 роки тому +4

      @@Shredow2 I would say that it only works when is done in a mature way and not in a Snyder/childish/edgy way.

  • @4thofEleven
    @4thofEleven 4 роки тому +629

    I don't understand how a film so obsessed with visual 'realism' could completely fail at deciding how big the characters are supposed to be.

    • @aazhie
      @aazhie 4 роки тому +21

      Same! There needed to be "Eat Me" "Drink Me" props for the amount of times cats were almost human sized, then back to cat proportions??

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 4 роки тому +19

      Having the cats in front of human objects just further emphasized how they do not even remotely look like cats.

    • @darastarscream
      @darastarscream 4 роки тому +12

      I noticed that too! And it's not the VFX. They're out of scale to the *set.* The built, constructed, totally artificial set.

  • @lilliedoubleyou3865
    @lilliedoubleyou3865 Рік тому +24

    CATS is spectacle, and I feel lucky to have seen the spectacle live (West End, right before it closed in the early '00s). But the audience interaction thing kind of made me feel for the actors - even as a kid, I felt like what they were having to do was weird. I'll never forget the two elderly ladies who sat in front of us at the theatre and tried to feed one of the actors yogurt as he came down the aisle. It was certainly a 'yikes' moment.

  • @lexis.6075
    @lexis.6075 Рік тому +12

    the musical Cats is the pure definition of “camp.”