Mike Tyson Broken Back Interview

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 20 вер 2024
  • apparently mike tyson broke his back before this fight

КОМЕНТАРІ • 5 тис.

  • @1221270
    @1221270 8 років тому +5467

    "I broke my ear
    My ear is broken
    Tyson..."
    - Evander Holyfield

    • @heldermonteiro6751
      @heldermonteiro6751 8 років тому +20

      haha !!

    • @MrKeepnit100
      @MrKeepnit100 8 років тому +16

      +LV23 nah Holyfield says "well everybody know that the ears can't see what the eyes feel like and mike got the toejam that's why he bite"

    • @-vee-7009
      @-vee-7009 8 років тому +16

      I laughed so hard at this! hahaha thanks.

    • @taylorbarrett1119
      @taylorbarrett1119 8 років тому +5

      hahahahaha hell yeah

    • @ThiagoSilva-ni7xj
      @ThiagoSilva-ni7xj 8 років тому +10

      tython*

  • @jennetics00
    @jennetics00 4 роки тому +981

    “Were you ready for the fight?”
    “No, but I’m obligated”
    Legend.

  • @olkid
    @olkid 5 років тому +2649

    I've got good instincts. My instincts are good. PRIMAL.

  • @shawn3792
    @shawn3792 4 роки тому +2831

    It’s actually insane how one of the most intimidating men to ever exist has a lisp.

    • @zizarthur2675
      @zizarthur2675 3 роки тому +399

      Not only a lisp but a high pitched whiny voice (sometimes)
      Sorry Mike lol

    • @slomofome14
      @slomofome14 3 роки тому +22

      Ziz Arthur Risky

    • @hardflip
      @hardflip 3 роки тому +161

      thpinal

    • @OmarYaujar
      @OmarYaujar 3 роки тому +68

      same for anderson silva gay voice

    • @seanadams6710
      @seanadams6710 3 роки тому +150

      That’s actually why he became what he is, he was bullied a lot for it as a little kid and it was basically his drive and motivation

  • @8159173
    @8159173 9 років тому +11042

    I tatted my face, my face is tatted. TRIBAL

  • @eliwilson8242
    @eliwilson8242 4 роки тому +3788

    “A vertebrae or... what portion?”
    “Spinal!”

    • @jttorrio2441
      @jttorrio2441 4 роки тому +44

      Eli Wilson 🤣🤣🤣🤣 gah damn mike

    • @brunosouza2303
      @brunosouza2303 4 роки тому +24

      Eli Wilson dude I laughed so hard at your comment man holy shit thank you

    • @skyfryer1223
      @skyfryer1223 4 роки тому +155

      thpinal*

    • @a2-antonio892
      @a2-antonio892 3 роки тому +5

      I dont get the funny part because i dont understand much anatomy. Explain any1?

    • @xCANNAGiAN
      @xCANNAGiAN 3 роки тому +72

      He just wanted to know which part of his back exactly broke. The doc most likely will tell you which part. He wanted to know If its a vertabra but mike said spinal. If your spinal cord is broken your are paraplegic and maybe never will move your legs again lol

  • @aftermath8p
    @aftermath8p 5 років тому +2112

    I was cracking up for 20 mins straight reading the comments

  • @fabianmcd3178
    @fabianmcd3178 3 роки тому +2107

    That long pause and stare after he said “I broke my back” 😂

    • @PeaceOnPurpose7
      @PeaceOnPurpose7 2 роки тому +20

      Facts! 😆

    • @jimmy1of1
      @jimmy1of1 2 роки тому +37

      that shit took me out🤣🤣

    • @Bullet44
      @Bullet44 2 роки тому +40

      He was thinking "is he gonna buy it or call my bluff?"

    • @DreLucasMusic205
      @DreLucasMusic205 2 роки тому +7

      Tyson was thinking if this man laugh imma rock his ass
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Randomyoutubecommenter
      @Randomyoutubecommenter 2 роки тому +9

      That was for more emphasis

  • @UnmereMortal
    @UnmereMortal 4 роки тому +3596

    I cleaned my house. My house is clean
    Lysol

  • @blackgoku6478
    @blackgoku6478 7 років тому +7544

    I broke my bank, my bank is broken. FINANCIAL.

  • @ArizonaZervas
    @ArizonaZervas 3 роки тому +4092

    i fell off my bike, my bike i fell off. CYCLE

  • @garapata7187
    @garapata7187 4 роки тому +517

    I heard the word “Memphis” in this interview. What are the odds that Memphis Grizzlies and CJ McCollum “i broke my back spinal” brought me here

  • @bobjenkins4925
    @bobjenkins4925 9 років тому +3890

    I broke my old records, my old records are broken... VINYL

    • @baldman54
      @baldman54 9 років тому +50

      thats the funniest comment ever

    • @jamesdeans1583
      @jamesdeans1583 8 років тому +64

      My pencil is broken my pencil is broken (why is your pencil broken) finals

    • @priestfan81
      @priestfan81 8 років тому +30

      +Bob Jenkins I broke my favourite Commodore, my favourite Commodore is broken... Lionel

    • @javd007
      @javd007 8 років тому +2

      +Bob Jenkins
      +Hasan Pazar My favorite album is broken. Billy. Idol.

    • @javd007
      @javd007 8 років тому +8

      +Bob Jenkins My other album, is broken to. Credence. Clearwater.......Revival.

  • @daniels.1117
    @daniels.1117 5 років тому +707

    "when a man asks you to fight and you say no, that's disrespectful. That man needs you to make a living." A whole new understanding of fighting sports.

    • @ibannykh
      @ibannykh 3 роки тому +52

      The entire comment section is memeing on mikes lack of medical knowledge but that section was the most powerful part of the entire interview.

    • @pretinha718
      @pretinha718 3 роки тому +36

      @@ibannykh most ppl quick to judge when they deem you less intelligent. But make no mistake Mike is a very intelligent guy

    • @Bigbrodonateddollarsthroughsup
      @Bigbrodonateddollarsthroughsup 2 роки тому +1

      @@pretinha718 athletes (especially ones on the caliber of Mike) normally never care about scientific or precise terminology. Most of them have above average IQ as well. It’s only basic normies with 1 dimensional brains that think knowing and caring a lot about those types of things makes them smart. I think it really stems from lack of self security/conviction/confidence in their intelligence

    • @Bonescratcher
      @Bonescratcher 2 роки тому

      @@pretinha718 I agree he is extremely enlightened and intelligent and deep today. But back then ……not so much

    • @JavaNast
      @JavaNast 2 роки тому +4

      And now D list celebrities are boxing for crazy amounts of millions.

  • @Aerochalklate
    @Aerochalklate 9 років тому +1751

    Mike tyson, the only human that can walk off a broken spinal cord

    • @wollypeople55
      @wollypeople55 9 років тому +10

      Lol

    • @kooroshrostami27
      @kooroshrostami27 5 років тому +127

      motorcycle accident. breaks his back. Continues doing 2500 situps a day with a 20 pound weight. after a couple of days he can't move anymore and goes to a doctor. This guy feels no (physical) pain

    • @HOODTRACKZ8
      @HOODTRACKZ8 2 роки тому +22

      SPINAL

    • @sigmafx7176
      @sigmafx7176 2 роки тому +23

      @@kooroshrostami27 no hes just lying probably. His back is probably injured just not broken

    • @oppi176
      @oppi176 2 роки тому +53

      @@sigmafx7176 not really :) you can't tell a lie if you believe it is true. The doctor told him that a portion of his transverse process (the lateral thingy of the vertebra) has detached.But Mike misunderstood what the doctor told him and for years he thought that he had his back broken.:)

  • @hokageobama4003
    @hokageobama4003 3 роки тому +479

    The zoom in on Mike face when he says he broke his back always gets me

  • @iamsoza
    @iamsoza 5 років тому +1270

    I surfed a wave, a wave was surfed....TIDAL

  • @dj-klassick
    @dj-klassick 4 роки тому +2006

    I broke my car
    My car is broken
    GEICO

  • @NiallSlimDrew
    @NiallSlimDrew 18 років тому +179

    "I broke my back" "What do you mean by that?" "My back is broken" Tell them how it is Mike. Legend.

  • @MasterTywalker
    @MasterTywalker 3 роки тому +162

    One of the most honest interviews by a professional athlete. Final.

  • @BLZDclan101
    @BLZDclan101 8 років тому +1779

    I took my test, my test is taken, final

  • @dachosen114
    @dachosen114 5 років тому +2995

    I failed my exams, my exams are failed FINALS

  • @Udept
    @Udept 8 років тому +2040

    I broke my bike, my bike is broken... CYCLE

    • @Khordmaster
      @Khordmaster 8 років тому +2

      +Jared Johnson lol

    • @BearWithMeHere1
      @BearWithMeHere1 8 років тому +6

      this dude needs off of UA-cam. you fucking killed me!

    • @papiidawg4110
      @papiidawg4110 7 років тому +1

      SOLO 😂😂😂😂

    • @LaMu3rtenegra
      @LaMu3rtenegra 7 років тому +2

      SOLO fuck dude 😂😂😂💙

    • @LanGoCrazy
      @LanGoCrazy 7 років тому +2

      Lmao y'all silly af 😂

  • @doncorneliuswheeldon5556
    @doncorneliuswheeldon5556 2 роки тому +159

    this man broke his back, folded like a chair and healed within a week, truly inspirational

    • @leonardomichua
      @leonardomichua 2 роки тому +2

      When Mike Tyson said he couldn’t move. I felt that. When I hurt mine I couldn’t move my neck. I freaked out. 😂
      Still don’t know what happened to me to this day. The person that did work to me only explained it to my mom

  • @erikkoz2579
    @erikkoz2579 5 років тому +507

    I discarded the paper, the paper is discarded
    RECYCLE

  • @SiNiSt3rShOoTeR
    @SiNiSt3rShOoTeR 4 роки тому +2262

    I punched the wall, the wall is punched
    KYLE

  • @kenmichaels865
    @kenmichaels865 10 років тому +243

    "and he said believe it or not your back is broken....slightly."

  • @Diribssa123
    @Diribssa123 4 роки тому +624

    Who's here from the CJ McCollum joke after today's game vs Grizzlies?

    • @kellentaylor940
      @kellentaylor940 4 роки тому +4

      😂🤣😂

    • @magmax76
      @magmax76 4 роки тому +13

      Yup...i had to explain to my wife why CJs comments made me 😂

    • @marc5135
      @marc5135 4 роки тому

      Me!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @nello2141
      @nello2141 4 роки тому +1

      yes bro

    • @Kristijan_kiki9
      @Kristijan_kiki9 4 роки тому

      Hahahahaha you bet your sweet sugar cakes i am you fucking legend of a dog !!!!!!!!

  • @osamabad
    @osamabad 9 років тому +1634

    I broke my tooth. My tooth is broken... DENTAL

    • @Adzy1k296
      @Adzy1k296 9 років тому +6

      HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @fisichack
      @fisichack 9 років тому

      lol

    • @charliekangy144
      @charliekangy144 9 років тому

      LMFAO

    • @albionarc
      @albionarc 9 років тому +1

      Hahahahaha.... that's quality..

    • @JohnBarrylizard
      @JohnBarrylizard 9 років тому +2

      hahaha Tyson's awesome! He says something and it becomes iconic or a MEME. Kinda like how Yogi Berra had a unique way of expressing himself.

  • @mikedelisle6419
    @mikedelisle6419 6 років тому +900

    My hero is Mike Tyson, Mike Tyson is my hero...IDOL

  • @fisheyes7467
    @fisheyes7467 5 років тому +605

    2500 hundred sit-up's a day with a 20lb weight.

    • @Mtgproxycanadamtgproxycanada
      @Mtgproxycanadamtgproxycanada 5 років тому +131

      I've never done 2500 sit ups in my life lol

    • @saichung6246
      @saichung6246 5 років тому +46

      dafuq when I heard that

    • @Gunzee
      @Gunzee 5 років тому +257

      It's 20 sit ups with a 2500 lb weight

    • @yousefsobhani9502
      @yousefsobhani9502 5 років тому +56

      Yeah. Most I've done is around 150. I can't fathom 2500.

    • @TheThugnificant
      @TheThugnificant 5 років тому +95

      I did 1200 in one day as a kid and for like a week afterwards it felt like I was being stabbed in the gut everytime I laughed.

  • @Rconriquez
    @Rconriquez 4 роки тому +937

    Who’s here after CJ McCollum’s post game interview Lol 😂

  • @miquelbiggs5721
    @miquelbiggs5721 4 роки тому +746

    “A vertebrae.. or what portion?”
    “THSPINAL”

  • @Nwhite20630
    @Nwhite20630 4 роки тому +1246

    “I can’t take an injection you know they gonna test me” 😂😂

  • @TheSebastian99999999
    @TheSebastian99999999 5 років тому +381

    I was guilty,they found me guilty
    TRIAL.

  • @husseinmawani9688
    @husseinmawani9688 4 роки тому +170

    Who’s here after watching the CJ McCollum interview?😂

  • @christiancruz3322
    @christiancruz3322 9 років тому +835

    I broke my car. My car is broken....RENTAL

    • @KiLLED5639
      @KiLLED5639 8 років тому

      +Christian Cruz should've said accident.

    • @kaywill9677
      @kaywill9677 8 років тому +7

      +KiLLED5639 Accidental

    • @KiLLED5639
      @KiLLED5639 8 років тому +1

      That OneTooth lol touche

    • @ArunAllen1
      @ArunAllen1 8 років тому

      +Christian Cruz I took it back, they charged me an arm and a leg. Then I told them my back is broken, and they asked which part and I told them... SPINAL.

    • @CrezHost
      @CrezHost 8 років тому

      +Arun Allen notfunny like shit

  • @potnudles
    @potnudles 8 років тому +474

    I heard somebody saying "my back is broken, Spinal" over and over on bus.. and so after a bit of investigating, here I am. Spy-nal

    • @GeraltOfRivia99
      @GeraltOfRivia99 8 років тому +11

      i hear yya but i already laughed at this spinal thing like 6 years ago. its part of life the followers are just catching up now

    • @richardtrusty9390
      @richardtrusty9390 8 років тому +1

      +Linuxx thith**

    • @uchihamadara6024
      @uchihamadara6024 8 років тому +1

      Linuxx windows is better

    • @GeraltOfRivia99
      @GeraltOfRivia99 8 років тому +2

      Uchiha Madara if ur a folllower who likes to be forced to buy microsoft products and lose your privacy than yes windows is better

    • @uchihamadara6024
      @uchihamadara6024 8 років тому

      Linuxx but can you run .exe files?

  • @grodioz
    @grodioz 5 років тому +1676

    I lost my purpose, my purpose is lost. Suicidal.

    • @Antoine7881
      @Antoine7881 5 років тому +20

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @HolyGoonie7
      @HolyGoonie7 5 років тому +33

      Jesus saves. This is simple for Him

    • @lillamar7773
      @lillamar7773 5 років тому +19

      @@HolyGoonie7 its a damn joke

    • @HolyGoonie7
      @HolyGoonie7 5 років тому +34

      @@lillamar7773 lol i know. But just in case, Jesus really is the way.

    • @ihaveproblems1360
      @ihaveproblems1360 5 років тому +12

      Hope you’re ok bro. There’s still more to live for and more to try. Keep going ❤️

  • @mattstackhouse4432
    @mattstackhouse4432 4 роки тому +44

    This is the best comment section I’ve ever seen in my life

    • @YuaraMeyzing
      @YuaraMeyzing 3 роки тому

      Been laughing all the way reading them 😆😆🤣🤣😆😆

  • @AustinThomasFilms
    @AustinThomasFilms 9 років тому +196

    I pulled a muscle, my muscle is pulled... GROINAL

  • @josesoto9335
    @josesoto9335 9 років тому +773

    What mike said is so deep and true and I never thought about it this way but he's right. "It is desrespectful if a fighter doesn't want to fight u because he knows he needs you to make money. He needs you to feed his family we need each other to make a living" that shit was deep.

    • @Clothed_with_humility144
      @Clothed_with_humility144 9 років тому +5

      Very

    • @Snadaaahhh
      @Snadaaahhh 9 років тому +136

      SPINAL!

    • @Lance2773
      @Lance2773 8 років тому +3

      so I guess what you are saying is, that manure he was spreading, was very deep manure.

    • @josesoto9335
      @josesoto9335 8 років тому +44

      Lance2773 dude shut the fuck up

    • @Rameus
      @Rameus 7 років тому +1

      jose soto your brain is broken! How is my brain broken goddogo1? Cerebral

  • @EazyMutaphukinE
    @EazyMutaphukinE 15 років тому +39

    "I broke my back!"
    "What do you mean?"
    "My back is broken"
    "A vertebra or.."
    "No, spinal!"
    Pure Gold

  • @goodvibez693
    @goodvibez693 4 роки тому +69

    Dwight:
    "I will report you."
    "You're going to be reported Jim!"
    "MICHAEL!!!"

  • @harleykilfian1107
    @harleykilfian1107 6 років тому +504

    Seriously the best comments I've ever heard. Lmao

    • @MADDLION247
      @MADDLION247 5 років тому +31

      U can hear it???

    • @success5083
      @success5083 5 років тому +12

      @@MADDLION247 lmao

    • @johnpaulkane5977
      @johnpaulkane5977 5 років тому

      To his credit he got his act together..but yeah Mike's comments can be hilarious.

    • @TheTrueTy
      @TheTrueTy 5 років тому

      Harley Kilfian yes omg 😂😂😂

    • @4l13n7
      @4l13n7 4 роки тому

      Macintosh 420 has some pretty good comments aswell.

  • @tamerlanegrand
    @tamerlanegrand 5 років тому +72

    0:43 The camera zoom on his face after he says “I broke my back” 😂

  • @e45cream72
    @e45cream72 5 років тому +673

    0:42
    I broke my back
    My back is broken
    when you need to hit that word limit on an essay

  • @martell4
    @martell4 3 роки тому +25

    soooo much realness in what Mike is saying when it comes to a fighter offering / accepting a fight!

  • @lukazaalishvili2353
    @lukazaalishvili2353 5 років тому +258

    This is the best comment section on the Internet

    • @phantomlord5568
      @phantomlord5568 4 роки тому +1

      Ooh metallica

    • @Yonkers7
      @Yonkers7 4 роки тому

      I like your logo pic, your pic logo is liked !!

    • @acap4395
      @acap4395 4 роки тому

      metallica hahahah

    • @martinlaird4738
      @martinlaird4738 4 роки тому +2

      This comment section makes me so happy, I’m lying in bed with a double chin looking at my phone absolutely pissing myself

  • @CNRhKXtreme
    @CNRhKXtreme 7 років тому +190

    Me: Who's your favorite character in Killer Instinct?
    Tyson: Spinal.

    • @lmjustice_5412
      @lmjustice_5412 6 років тому +4

      Lushima Lumumba-Kasongo Genius I love that game.

    • @winky1571
      @winky1571 6 років тому +1

      Lushima Lumumba-Kasongo 😂😂😂🤣😂😪

    • @johndavolta3124
      @johndavolta3124 6 років тому +4

      Only few people will get this!!

    • @Programs4You
      @Programs4You 5 років тому +3

      I beat Killer Instinct, Killer Instinct is beaten....SPINAL!

    • @chaoticchaos3978
      @chaoticchaos3978 5 років тому +2

      THPINAL

  • @NangTalksBoxing
    @NangTalksBoxing 4 роки тому +405

    I broke my back. My back isn't broken.
    DENIAL

  • @swoldierjan5332
    @swoldierjan5332 4 роки тому +65

    Who’s here after CJ McCollum & Damian Lillard’s impersonation after today’s game against Memphis 😂

  • @jimlahey8919
    @jimlahey8919 8 років тому +783

    I broke my liver ... My liver is broken.... Wino

  • @VictorStoev4
    @VictorStoev4 7 років тому +307

    this is the greatest comment section in youtube bar none

    • @diskettejockey7829
      @diskettejockey7829 5 років тому +1

      VSS LOL IT IS

    • @Fireslanga1
      @Fireslanga1 5 років тому +1

      I just found it too im loving it

    • @theburgerking746
      @theburgerking746 5 років тому +1

      VSS there’s a video that’s a compilation of all Micheal Jackson grunts and the comment section on that video is hilarious.

    • @kiely4561
      @kiely4561 5 років тому +1

      i've literally been crying reading some of these

    • @quex213
      @quex213 4 роки тому +1

      check out the steve blackman one :D :D :D

  • @MrGrace123
    @MrGrace123 5 років тому +1239

    I like this video.
    This video is liked.
    VIRAL!!!!!

  • @YonaTubeHD
    @YonaTubeHD 2 роки тому +15

    "I failed my test, my future's broken"
    'Was it a midterm or-'
    "Well, FINALS"

  • @OffendedDefender
    @OffendedDefender 5 років тому +170

    I broke my credit. My credit is broken. FICO.

  • @hennyblack5119
    @hennyblack5119 6 років тому +878

    I broke my commandment, my commandment is broken...BIBLE.

    • @Fireslanga1
      @Fireslanga1 5 років тому +2

      Lol

    • @TheRealPrinceG
      @TheRealPrinceG 5 років тому

      HennyBlack As is the 10 commandments that Moses made up from the 42 confessions of Ma'at?

    • @triplea7071
      @triplea7071 5 років тому

      @@TheRealPrinceG the hell is wrong with u

    • @kygodragon4782
      @kygodragon4782 5 років тому

      Fucking lol

    • @HolyGoonie7
      @HolyGoonie7 5 років тому

      @@TheRealPrinceG lol how did he make it up and nobody else noticed?

  • @TupacolypseNow
    @TupacolypseNow 8 років тому +144

    I have estrogen, my estrogen levels are too high.... GYNO

  • @TS-od3rc
    @TS-od3rc 3 роки тому +75

    Mike Tyson is such a legend
    He can even fight with a broken spinal

    • @migueljr501
      @migueljr501 8 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @robytrice22
    @robytrice22 9 років тому +187

    I broke the Internet. The Internet is broken.... VIRAL

  • @osamabad
    @osamabad 9 років тому +575

    -I broke my record. My record is broken.
    -What kind of record?
    -VINYL

    • @charliekangy144
      @charliekangy144 9 років тому

      Holy shit lmfaoooo

    • @jlvnahernandez
      @jlvnahernandez 9 років тому

      Lmfaooooooooo!!!!!!!!

    • @aubsta1
      @aubsta1 9 років тому

      LMAO

    • @MrBrunoGI
      @MrBrunoGI 9 років тому +2

      God Damn..LOL, you almost made choke while eating some buffalo wings, that was a good parody..lol

    • @denissegarcia7925
      @denissegarcia7925 9 років тому +2

      Hilarious #Vinyl

  • @raymondbaker987
    @raymondbaker987 5 років тому +800

    I broke my pigments
    I don't have any pigments
    ALBINO

  • @tjthegreen
    @tjthegreen 3 роки тому +14

    I broke my Richie.
    My Richie's broken.
    LIONEL!

  • @twistsnkicks
    @twistsnkicks 6 років тому +1381

    I ruined my life, my life is ruined...marriage.

  • @MohammedIbrahim-ib6jp
    @MohammedIbrahim-ib6jp 8 років тому +186

    i broke my gun, my gun is broken...RIFLE

  • @foreverunited6804
    @foreverunited6804 8 років тому +187

    I broke my seat. My seat is broken. RECLINER.

  • @alvinsandoc5056
    @alvinsandoc5056 3 роки тому +449

    I love the lord, the lord is love
    BIBLE

  • @erica_estyledaily
    @erica_estyledaily 5 років тому +83

    I told my friend that I had a bad back and he sent me this video!😂

    • @niemaszglowy
      @niemaszglowy 5 років тому +10

      Did you replace your bad back with a good one yet? SURGICAL

    • @tyrushawk2219
      @tyrushawk2219 5 років тому +6

      Spinal

    • @cm725
      @cm725 5 років тому +2

      You got a bad back
      Your back is bad
      I know

  • @lonncooper1
    @lonncooper1 9 років тому +212

    I was going all night, all night long. LIONEL

  • @AcidGlow
    @AcidGlow 5 років тому +420

    *The comments section broke me into laughter* ✅😁

  • @ivoivanov361
    @ivoivanov361 4 роки тому +75

    CJ McCollum's interview is why I'm here lmao

  • @aktivevids6652
    @aktivevids6652 5 років тому +192

    I shot a bullet...my bullet was shot. RIFLE.

  • @lylegaddy8625
    @lylegaddy8625 4 роки тому +127

    My Jackson’s black , my Jackson’s white .. Michael !

  • @Variety65
    @Variety65 8 років тому +467

    I broke my relationship, my relationship is broken... pregnant

    • @DJaySplitSecond
      @DJaySplitSecond 8 років тому +1

      Lmao

    • @EVILWAFFLE543
      @EVILWAFFLE543 8 років тому

      lmao

    • @ArunAllen1
      @ArunAllen1 8 років тому +7

      +Irate Mastermind All because I broke my condom, my condom was broken... MEGALOPHALLUS.

    • @saulramirezkb5855
      @saulramirezkb5855 6 років тому

      Lmfao. Good one. 🖒

    • @greyk610
      @greyk610 5 років тому

      U broke my baby, my baby is broken. Car.

  • @leeham6230
    @leeham6230 2 роки тому +35

    It's crazy how long people ignored every word that came out of Tyson's mouth and only focused on the ear biting incident, and "spinal". He made a beautiful speech that night about respect between fighters.

  • @kahenkilonsiika4210
    @kahenkilonsiika4210 5 років тому +360

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly...
    *He broke his bacc*

    • @BussaRhyme
      @BussaRhyme 5 років тому +27

      I really hate this stupid ass comment.

    • @ty88
      @ty88 5 років тому +4

      thumbs down for that "read more" bullshit

  • @SOUTHBAYBABY1217
    @SOUTHBAYBABY1217 5 років тому +79

    I dropped the soap.
    The soap is floatin.
    DIAL!

    • @robgp69
      @robgp69 5 років тому +11

      ANAL! 😂😂

    • @enosb.998
      @enosb.998 4 роки тому

      Robsevol 😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @danielrogers3520
    @danielrogers3520 9 років тому +32

    Tyson: I broke my Richie. My Richie is broken...
    Host: What kind of Richie?
    Tyson: LIONEL

    • @winky1571
      @winky1571 6 років тому

      Daniel Rogers 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ChefBurns1
    @ChefBurns1 3 роки тому +17

    “I cut a record, a record I cut”
    -Vinyl

  • @Saltwaterassassin
    @Saltwaterassassin 4 роки тому +86

    I broke my screen, my screen is broken
    Fragile 📱

  • @darnellingram5719
    @darnellingram5719 5 років тому +542

    I broke my horn.... my horn is broken
    RHINO 🦏

    • @miamiheat6330
      @miamiheat6330 5 років тому +1

      This shit was the best one

    • @ty88
      @ty88 5 років тому

      thumbs down for that "read more" bullshit

    • @billyjones3404
      @billyjones3404 4 роки тому

      the emoji kills me

    • @Mmmmmdddddd9
      @Mmmmmdddddd9 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @zizarthur2675
      @zizarthur2675 3 роки тому

      Was laughing along , then I saw this 🤣🤣

  • @noahlau773
    @noahlau773 3 роки тому +7

    Teacher: Heres your test
    Me: why this wrong?
    Teacher: you forgot the...
    Me: Title

  • @greggholler5123
    @greggholler5123 5 років тому +212

    I threw a football, the football got thrown ...THPIRAL!

  • @clincoln33
    @clincoln33 5 років тому +99

    "I broke my voice"
    "My voice is broken"
    "So you're mute?"
    "American Idol"

  • @edwardverver8090
    @edwardverver8090 9 років тому +495

    thpinal

  • @rob6912
    @rob6912 Рік тому +7

    0:43 kills me everytime 🤣🤣🤣 he's just like "what do you mean" and the cameras just staying on Tyson 💀

  • @jacobjackson7013
    @jacobjackson7013 5 років тому +281

    Man what a beast... Fighting with a broken back!!! What a legend. 😂 Spinal

    • @humanforfreedom9583
      @humanforfreedom9583 5 років тому +9

      He definitely took recreational drugs of some sort to get through that fight and not be in pain

    • @jgbg6880
      @jgbg6880 5 років тому

      Humanforfreedom 95 ok?

    • @TheRonniemas
      @TheRonniemas 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂

    • @mdabdullah4379
      @mdabdullah4379 2 роки тому

      @@humanforfreedom9583 did he win the fight though? Is the fight available on UA-cam.. Just want to see

  • @clap_lmao
    @clap_lmao 8 років тому +452

    I broke my toe..My toe is broken.. Coffee table

  • @Mtgproxycanadamtgproxycanada
    @Mtgproxycanadamtgproxycanada 5 років тому +197

    This comment section gives me faith in humanity again. I see all you hilarious bastards and I love it lol

    • @massimoamato5593
      @massimoamato5593 4 роки тому +8

      baz hennessy it was interesting enough for you to respond though 🤔

    • @zahraa44410
      @zahraa44410 3 роки тому +4

      @baz hennessy girl stfu

  • @blonded1787
    @blonded1787 4 роки тому +29

    Whos here after the CJ interview?😂

  • @JNormmusic
    @JNormmusic 9 років тому +364

    I broke my eye, my eye is broken...visual

  • @rapmusic896
    @rapmusic896 9 років тому +39

    possibly the best answer ever In the history of ever

  • @robertito836
    @robertito836 8 років тому +868

    oh man I'm dying laughing at these comments

    • @juanettethompson7801
      @juanettethompson7801 6 років тому +2

      robertito836 for real

    • @isajidazmi
      @isajidazmi 6 років тому +4

      Why is everyone laughing at this video???

    • @DDub-ls3op
      @DDub-ls3op 6 років тому +9

      Sajid Azmi Exactly I see nothing humorous. Mike is a humble and pretty intelligent man. He said hey I need you to fight me so I can make a living and that’s the way it works. He talks about respecting people. Nothing funny. The man said his back is broken. It can happen. Nothing uncommon for this in the physical sports world. People are just ignorant. Additionally Mike is still a millionaire so I’m not sure why they would be laughing?

    • @demiusza
      @demiusza 6 років тому +14

      this comment section is pure gold. my sides! SIDAL

    • @isaacbarronbetancourt650
      @isaacbarronbetancourt650 6 років тому +2

      This is really sad. A funny line on the intreview, but complete is realy sad

  • @instrumentalist28
    @instrumentalist28 4 роки тому +16

    "I can't take injections, you know they're gonna test me" 😂🤣😅

  • @javd007
    @javd007 8 років тому +113

    My wedding is ruined. My wedding day is ruined. ..... Bridal.

  • @bambam8527
    @bambam8527 5 років тому +196

    2500 situps with a broken back. Not gonna argue with him. But cmon.

    • @andrewjames7438
      @andrewjames7438 5 років тому +54

      Dont forget the 20 pound weight.

    • @brandish4952
      @brandish4952 4 роки тому +1

      Major league overkill on those sit ups

    • @Death_Incarnate
      @Death_Incarnate 4 роки тому +21

      Lmao dude this guy looked like an adult when he was like 14, he’s a genetic freak. Hell before even I had some issues and was able to workout with no problem I used to do 425 leg ups every other day along with 295 push ups.
      It’s not that hard to believe if you actually got off your ass and worked out seriously like Mike Tyson did.

    • @pbdubz
      @pbdubz 4 роки тому

      Kind of like when yoel romero had a broken neck and was still training but he didnt know until weeks after when he went to the hospital because he couldnt feel his fingers.

    • @TruckerLerone
      @TruckerLerone 4 роки тому +4

      That’s why he’s Mike Tyson and was better than most people

  • @winky1571
    @winky1571 6 років тому +351

    ALL Of YALL DESERVES AWARDS. 🤣🤣😂😂😂😢😂😢🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 y’all comments is killing me all of them

    • @danielpustovoyt9726
      @danielpustovoyt9726 5 років тому +19

      You broke your grammar, your grammar is broken. TERMINAL

    • @olycatastrophen7318
      @olycatastrophen7318 5 років тому +3

      Lol

    • @D1RE1
      @D1RE1 5 років тому +3

      😂💀

    • @44felonzu
      @44felonzu 5 років тому +4

      I’m literally CRYING! 😂😂😂

    • @YuaraMeyzing
      @YuaraMeyzing 3 роки тому +1

      This is too much 😂😂🤣😄🤣😆😆😆🤣🤣

  • @KodakKid
    @KodakKid 5 років тому +40

    I love how he shouts out Allah randomly with no context haha. Love you Mike, peace.

  • @Triangulove
    @Triangulove 9 років тому +151

    I BROKE MY BRAIN. MY BRAIN IS BROKEN. MENTAL!