Mike Tyson Top 10 Classic Quotes

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  • @Solomattic
    @Solomattic 5 років тому +1790

    "I broke my back...
    My back is broke...
    Spinal."
    That's my favorite quote from Tyson

  • @TrevorLaub
    @TrevorLaub 7 років тому +2077

    Once someone taught him the word fornicate it was a wrap

  • @braydenj1327
    @braydenj1327 2 роки тому +1054

    Giving the stripper a lap dance is honestly a power move.

  • @anhkhoa91280
    @anhkhoa91280 5 років тому +532

    "My style is impetuous, my defence is impregnable" - Mike's vocabulary is so rich, I've learnt lots of English from him!

    • @Leopard0di
      @Leopard0di 3 роки тому +34

      he was hypnotized by cus d'amato before each of his fights. those words are probably from the hypnosis session.
      you can look it up, its quite interesting how cus hypnotize mike to become a monster before stepping into the ring. but i guess he never taught him how to turn it off.

    • @modelcitizen72
      @modelcitizen72 3 роки тому +62

      "It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."

    • @Abnsdllnnlosnfd
      @Abnsdllnnlosnfd 2 роки тому +35

      You mean like: "My thtyle ith impetuouth, my defenthe ith impregnable" (Mike Tython)

    • @jspencer250
      @jspencer250 2 роки тому +2

      Learned**

    • @mercutiomurphy2743
      @mercutiomurphy2743 2 роки тому +6

      i broke my back, thpinal

  • @kennythejet171
    @kennythejet171 7 років тому +879

    "I can't wait till the 28th, I'm going to make you my girlfriend." lmao

    • @lordnutjob9565
      @lordnutjob9565 4 роки тому +3

      😂

    • @jonathanwpressman
      @jonathanwpressman 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah, the greatest ever

    • @SamJohnson-rz5cx
      @SamJohnson-rz5cx 4 роки тому +8

      "You wanna take ya hand off my athh?"- in his voice

    • @faatimahtucker870
      @faatimahtucker870 4 роки тому +6

      What's the guys name he was talking to?

    • @padrinozerocool
      @padrinozerocool 4 роки тому +22

      1 of my friend use that quote to a woman in a nightclub, few years ago. He married to her, have kids and bitching about her to me, every single week.

  • @ldhardy4134
    @ldhardy4134 9 років тому +938

    Don King moved that hand with a quickness only rivaled by Tyson in the ring 😂😂

    • @vinniek.9942
      @vinniek.9942 5 років тому +11

      😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤠

    • @cornpop780
      @cornpop780 3 роки тому +8

      😂🤣😂🤣😂 oh yes

    • @glennandquin5542
      @glennandquin5542 2 роки тому +1

      💯💯🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

    • @barty2381
      @barty2381 2 роки тому +1

      wow😂

    • @tonyfoley1778
      @tonyfoley1778 2 роки тому +17

      Yeah in Mike's autobiography Don King was driving in a escalate Mike is sitting in the back listening to King Crapping about how much money king and Mike were going to make together again. Mike's thinks at this stage king is ripping him off with millions. It's very funny when or if you read it. Mike out of nowhere start's kicking the head off king behind the wheel of the car. The way Mike tells it in the book when he was kicking him in the head there was dust or dandruff floating around the car. Iv done it no justice just try and read it the Guy is a one off. King got a good few slaps of Mike. His biography is the best iv ever read. Sad. Funny. Tragic. Rock Bottom. Broke. Redemption. It's got everything Great man for what he came through.💯👋🇮🇪♥️🙏

  • @abdisich
    @abdisich Рік тому +118

    "You have a problem turn off your station" had me dying 🤣

  • @alvalankerofficial
    @alvalankerofficial 9 років тому +651

    "How dare you talk to me that way. You should get up and kneel to me now and I'll spare you."

    • @s2h995
      @s2h995 5 років тому

      Alvalanker EX my fave

    • @tricky4735
      @tricky4735 5 років тому +11

      Dude you watched the video too ?

    • @owenoconnor3525
      @owenoconnor3525 3 роки тому

      Hahahaha funniest shit

    • @ivansivic6676
      @ivansivic6676 3 роки тому +2

      HE CLEARLY SAYS I DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT

    • @blacksocrates5071
      @blacksocrates5071 3 роки тому +5

      @@tricky4735 Why are you even in the comment section? Obviously the subject matter of the video is what's going to be talked about. Or did you expect comments about quantum physics or something?

  • @neolamanite
    @neolamanite 8 років тому +318

    My favorite line towards Don King: "I ain't doing shit for you scumbag".

    • @jayceontaylor1450
      @jayceontaylor1450 8 років тому +5

      ya he was right there

    • @stevens1-o7s
      @stevens1-o7s 8 років тому +4

      He likes to do what he wants to do

    • @stefanurquelle7736
      @stefanurquelle7736 3 роки тому +25

      Read Mike's book...the parts when he recounts the times he whooped Don King's ass were hilarious.

    • @rickymarino1208
      @rickymarino1208 2 роки тому

      What's the book called bro

    • @jay70328
      @jay70328 2 роки тому +7

      @@rickymarino1208 Google it. I'm sure he doesn't have that many books 🤦

  • @sarahconner9433
    @sarahconner9433 2 роки тому +360

    "not everybody who loves you is your friend, and not everybody who wants to kill you is your enemy"-the great MIKE TYSON

    • @johnortan1890
      @johnortan1890 2 роки тому +7

      First part is correct, second part is definitely incorrect.

    • @sarahconner9433
      @sarahconner9433 2 роки тому +1

      @@johnortan1890 corrected

    • @johnortan1890
      @johnortan1890 2 роки тому +2

      @@sarahconner9433 I was meaning that everyone who wants to kill you, is your enemy. Tyson was wrong. A threat, and enemy to your life. I guess if you want to be corrected on the quote, "loveth", and "wanth" lol

    • @sarahconner9433
      @sarahconner9433 2 роки тому +1

      @@johnortan1890 corrected

    • @TheWallsocket
      @TheWallsocket 2 роки тому +12

      @@johnortan1890 it’s correct, you just don’t understand it

  • @omarmahfouz2331
    @omarmahfouz2331 9 років тому +2590

    This is more entertaining than the whole of floyd mayweather's career

  • @jeffreyfreeman4843
    @jeffreyfreeman4843 2 роки тому +276

    He’s the most roofless champion ever!

    • @iamsobeautifulomg
      @iamsobeautifulomg 2 роки тому +1

      did you mean to say ruthless? tf is roofless LOL

    • @Xtprefils
      @Xtprefils 2 роки тому +22

      I’m sad nobody understood the joke 😭🤣
      (It has to do with the way he talks) but I got respect for Mike Tyson he the best boxer

    • @jeffreyfreeman4843
      @jeffreyfreeman4843 2 роки тому +6

      Roofless and vicious.

    • @JohnDoe-ti8uj
      @JohnDoe-ti8uj 2 роки тому

      😂

    • @stopdusty420
      @stopdusty420 2 роки тому

      Funny joke but you wouldn't tell him the joke to his face:)

  • @SamJohnson-rz5cx
    @SamJohnson-rz5cx 4 роки тому +76

    "You gave her a lap dance" Jeremy Schaap couldn't help but laugh lol

  • @AliAli-nu1nr
    @AliAli-nu1nr 4 роки тому +56

    "You're sweet...make sure you kiss me good with those lips"...🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣...I'm dying

  • @CountArtha
    @CountArtha 5 років тому +598

    *_"Everybody has a plan, until he gets punched in the face."_*
    *- Mike Tyson*

  • @jandro8370
    @jandro8370 11 років тому +548

    I think these quotes rival Ali's, for a different reason though. He meant every word when he said them. Ali liked to hype his fights but Tyson was serious.

    • @jandro8370
      @jandro8370 11 років тому

      except most of this was early in his career?

    • @jandro8370
      @jandro8370 10 років тому +9

      DoesNotExist305
      Not in the beginning when he was champ. He was raised on the streets of Brooklyn and Cus D'Mato taught him to be that way as well, very intimidating to make up for his size. Check out his book Undisputed truth. Ali did say that he even if u don't think ur the best say u are and eventually u will believe it. One of his best quotes.

    • @warrkrymez
      @warrkrymez 10 років тому

      Iron Toledo
      He was still pretty angry, and he touched Atlas's daughter. Around the same time in high school, he tried PCP and other hard drugs.

    • @jandro8370
      @jandro8370 10 років тому +7

      warrkrymez u gotta look how he was brought up the neighborhood he came from and the type of parents he had. He should of been killed young in the streets as a gang member but he became one of the youngest most exciting to watch Heavyweights of all time. He's my personal hero.

    • @warrkrymez
      @warrkrymez 10 років тому

      Iron Toledo
      Of all the crazy things Tyson has said, the word "rape" just can't roll of his lips for some strange reason. LoL

  • @braydenkeller6234
    @braydenkeller6234 9 років тому +175

    Don King deserved to be embarrassed by the king of boxing, don King stole the fighters money btw

    • @juandom6432
      @juandom6432 9 років тому +22

      +Brayden Keller (Xxfr33zyxX) I always thought that Don is a fucking leech sucking the blood of the greatest athletes this world has known!
      (PS: he released his hand immediately! he knew that otherwise he'll eat a killer left jab in his clown face!)

    • @b_de_silva
      @b_de_silva 5 років тому +2

      Muhammad Ali is the king 3 times HW champion, Evander Holyfield 4 times HW champion, Lennox Lewis 3 times HW champion, Tyson 2 time HW champions but all the guys he fought on his prime were heroine, cocaine and even crack users.

    • @bertyz2507
      @bertyz2507 2 роки тому

      Couse they stupid 😁😁

  • @memnonwarrior4718
    @memnonwarrior4718 8 років тому +192

    "My Defense is Impregnable

    • @thestrongest3050
      @thestrongest3050 3 роки тому

      Was searching for this one ngl

    • @trex511ft
      @trex511ft 5 місяців тому +1

      impregnable is actually a word.

  • @thomaswatkins3686
    @thomaswatkins3686 2 роки тому +124

    God I love this guy.
    I used to think he was so intimidating. Now I just laugh at how clever he was.

    • @JayAR_YT
      @JayAR_YT 2 роки тому +3

      1:31 looks so damn funny.

    • @ftniceberg874
      @ftniceberg874 2 роки тому +5

      He still intimidating AF though...ask the guy on the plane who he tought to fear him with one punch 🤣

    • @nasassa299
      @nasassa299 Рік тому

      @@JayAR_YT 😂😂😂😂

  • @denfolly2113
    @denfolly2113 5 років тому +39

    Mike Tyson, you are the best man. Anytime I need a good laugh, this gets me every time.

  • @angelvillarreal3648
    @angelvillarreal3648 2 роки тому +12

    Everybody loves to make fun of Mike and the way he talks. I enjoy listening to him because he means what he says. Respect.

  • @seanyshepfit
    @seanyshepfit Рік тому +9

    "You have a problem, turn off your station" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
    That's the best one by far

  • @zerox187
    @zerox187 2 роки тому +63

    1:51 Man for some reason the way Mike stops looking around the room for a moment to make eye contact with the camera to tell him to fuck off and then goes back to looking around makes me laugh every time.

    • @theastuteangler
      @theastuteangler 2 роки тому

      what's funny about it?

    • @zinodz8774
      @zinodz8774 2 роки тому +6

      @@theastuteangler Mike's body language and gestures .they were genuine .shit hilarious .

    • @clifford_2zero7
      @clifford_2zero7 2 роки тому +3

      "Phuck ohhff"! 😅😅

  • @ninjax9481
    @ninjax9481 2 роки тому +11

    2:25 lmao absolute savage. "make sure you kiss me good with those big lips"

  • @TheBigEmonarch
    @TheBigEmonarch 14 років тому +232

    "They called me a rapist and a recluse, I am not a recluse." -mike tyson

    • @nzgkilla
      @nzgkilla 2 роки тому +2

      He didnt rape her lol when did he say that?

    • @captainh3831
      @captainh3831 2 роки тому

      Uh, Mike...it's usually a worse thing to be considered a rapist.

    • @jakenapier6925
      @jakenapier6925 2 роки тому +4

      Lmfao!!! That can't be a real quote!!!!

    • @paulhemming5376
      @paulhemming5376 2 роки тому +7

      @@jakenapier6925 ofc not the dude is a hated

    • @shonmoore3954
      @shonmoore3954 2 роки тому

      LoL 😆

  • @shair00
    @shair00 11 років тому +44

    Id never want to be the man who interviewed him back then. Now, hes calmer, back then you never knew what he would say or how he would react.

    • @brettneisz9341
      @brettneisz9341 2 роки тому

      Mmmmkayyyyy. Thanks. Good to know, I'm hanging with Mike rn. Appreciate the advice

    • @AL-nv4gk
      @AL-nv4gk 2 роки тому

      Nah I just think it mattered how the interwiewer comes across to Mike you just needed to be respectful lot of people tried pushing his buttons of fishing for him to make a specific comment trying to trap him with words.

  • @anag1783
    @anag1783 2 роки тому +9

    I love this man. Since childhood, he's the one.

  • @AlejandroB52
    @AlejandroB52 16 років тому +51

    For me "Am gonna eat his children" will always be the classic Mike Tyson quote.

  • @av-lu3oi
    @av-lu3oi 2 роки тому +22

    there will never be anyone like mike tyson

  • @OmarSanchez-zc9py
    @OmarSanchez-zc9py 10 років тому +63

    you have a problem? turn off your station

  • @utubedestroysmytime
    @utubedestroysmytime 2 роки тому +7

    I love that he’s all some psychedelic advocate, warrior in a a garden type now.

  • @terrormonkey1
    @terrormonkey1 11 років тому +27

    0:36 - 0:47 = best 11 seconds of tysons career.

  • @stompterra7644
    @stompterra7644 Рік тому +3

    I love Mike Tyson...he's a real human being!!

  • @zigman3105
    @zigman3105 3 роки тому +11

    I gave her a lap dance. Lol when you've done everything and have to change it up

  • @youngatwista
    @youngatwista 8 років тому +46

    don king moved that damn hand though. i never say this about people, but i hate that dude

  • @JoeyMayo
    @JoeyMayo 2 роки тому +18

    One of the most colorful and entertaining boxers that there ever was. And one of the best, too.

  • @DanRustle
    @DanRustle 2 роки тому +6

    Mike is an American treasure.

  • @chronic2point0
    @chronic2point0 13 років тому +24

    "im 36 years old going on 36 i never knew id live this long" boss!

  • @pjom4191
    @pjom4191 4 роки тому +12

    mike is his own hype man

  • @ziggyjohnston5302
    @ziggyjohnston5302 2 роки тому +10

    He's 36 years old, going on 36. One of these days he's gonna turn 36 and then we'll all be in in for it. Spinal

  • @douglasjames1943
    @douglasjames1943 Рік тому +2

    "I guess I'll just fade into Bolivian."--that is my favorite Tyson quote, but all the rest are pure gold too. Iron Mike is one of a kind!

  • @mickobrien3156
    @mickobrien3156 3 роки тому +35

    Mike Tyson is the world's most entertaining and colorful sportsman. Nobody dominated their respective sport more so than Iron Mike.
    He stole the entire heavy-weight spotlight. Nobody paid attention to any other professional boxer during his career. Until Mike's monumentally shocking collapse when Buster Douglas knocked him out, Tyson was viewed by many as being unbeatable. It seemed there were no existing boxers of the time with any hope to beat him. Nobody gave Douglas any hope. In fact, the official odds were 30:1. THIRTY! If Mike had more discipline back then there's no doubt he'd have won.
    Either way, Tyson single-handedly made boxing 10,000% more popular that it had been in the early 80s before he went pro. He shook up the scene more than anyone before or since. And for that, plus is really good boxing record...
    Tyson earned his placement somewhere in the Top 10 professional boxers of all time and any weight class. He's not number 1. But he's somewhere on a very short list of the best of the best.

    • @bumface1810
      @bumface1810 2 роки тому +4

      Top ten HWs of all time yea, boxers no.

    • @MartinJohnsonIII
      @MartinJohnsonIII 2 роки тому +1

      @@bumface1810 He’d dust 99.9% of boxers ever

    • @bumface1810
      @bumface1810 2 роки тому +1

      @@MartinJohnsonIII Pure fanboy detected.

    • @MartinJohnsonIII
      @MartinJohnsonIII 2 роки тому

      @@bumface1810 its truth

    • @rollforever85
      @rollforever85 Рік тому

      One of the most entertaining boxers for sure

  • @dustin612
    @dustin612 3 роки тому +9

    I love how Mike can trash talk and back it up

  • @speedissped3967
    @speedissped3967 3 роки тому +54

    1:40 that guy was slowly shitting his pants 😂

  • @col.sanders6549
    @col.sanders6549 2 роки тому +2

    "I broke my back. Spinal"

  • @MrEric1545
    @MrEric1545 8 років тому +102

    How can they leave out the "Praise Be Allah" part from the #1 quote? Somehow the "I want to eat his children" part doesn't hit nearly as hard without the praise punctuating it.

    • @jayhoodz4979
      @jayhoodz4979 8 років тому +9

      they hate islam where tyson loves it......... racism or say discrimination

    • @farmninja6653
      @farmninja6653 8 років тому +7

      +Jay Hoodz well Islam is offensive to most

    • @Smokealotofblunts
      @Smokealotofblunts 7 років тому +20

      Islam kills most.

    • @No-bi3pb
      @No-bi3pb 3 роки тому +5

      @@Smokealotofblunts christianity killed tens of millions of innocent women and children in history

    • @reinaldomanuel8488
      @reinaldomanuel8488 3 роки тому

      @@No-bi3pb Where do you got those numbers ?

  • @GABA-Gool
    @GABA-Gool 2 роки тому +2

    Don King of all people, showed me the quickest and most obedient reaction to somebody saying “get your hand off me.”

  • @topdawg182
    @topdawg182 3 роки тому +33

    His greatest quote is “I broke my back… the spinal”

    • @informeddissident
      @informeddissident 2 роки тому

      No, it's definitely the "I'll fuck you till you love me..." One

  • @DirtbagAlert
    @DirtbagAlert 2 роки тому +5

    Don Kings life flashed before his eyes right there! Hahaha

  • @erniebuchinski3614
    @erniebuchinski3614 2 роки тому +7

    2:42 "I'm the most roofless champion ever!"
    Maybe we can all pitch in and get him a roof. 😂

  • @dannygreen3779
    @dannygreen3779 2 роки тому +1

    "I have a tattoo on my face...
    My face is tattood...
    Tribal..."

  • @eddievenuto1862
    @eddievenuto1862 2 роки тому +3

    He said he puts people in body bags. He was ferocious in that boxing ring. He had a great punch he was Savage he was mean and he knocked a lot of people out real fast.

  • @EddieG-x2g
    @EddieG-x2g Місяць тому

    Mike Tyson in that ring was so entertaining his punches landing on opponents and knocking them on the canvas. He can talk whatever he wants but when he goes into that ring he's an animal

  • @josuearreola4754
    @josuearreola4754 2 роки тому +8

    Tyson is a good guy but he just couldn't control his demons

  • @LIBREPUB
    @LIBREPUB 3 роки тому +4

    I’m glad Mike found peace

  • @WhoTheHellIsHarvy
    @WhoTheHellIsHarvy 14 років тому +18

    Class act. Mike Tyson is a legend as a boxer and as a personality lol
    Razor Ruddock dies, if he doesnt die it doesnt count - talk about bad intentions haha

  • @SurgeCess
    @SurgeCess 2 роки тому +1

    This video is sweet, it's real sweet. It's nice like a bouquet of roses, or like a cornucopia of fresh pomegranates.

    • @okd521
      @okd521 2 роки тому

      That's Ludacrist

  • @jonathandorozowsky4005
    @jonathandorozowsky4005 2 роки тому +3

    My favorite human being of all time.

  • @Fister_of_Muppets
    @Fister_of_Muppets 2 роки тому +1

    Tyson called Don King a scumbag to his face.
    Mike was correct. Don's thugs couldn't hold a candle to D'Amato's training that fine-tuned Tyson's regimen. All Don's yes-men did was promote Mike and leech off him, and eventually Mike saw that after he was going downhill.

  • @Torenthal1991
    @Torenthal1991 2 роки тому +5

    00:29 I thought he was chopping up lines with a credit card LMAO

  • @OneOne6ix
    @OneOne6ix 2 роки тому +1

    ''You have a problem, turn off your station!'' 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @afterpodcast
    @afterpodcast 9 років тому +37

    Even Don King being a mafioso was QUICK to get off Mike Tyson's hands when he told him to at 0:37

    • @DominicMadbull90
      @DominicMadbull90 9 років тому

      MinasPraSempre Otherwise you know what happenes

  • @mitchellbowman22
    @mitchellbowman22 2 роки тому +2

    That razor ruddock fight was absolutely brutal for both men

  • @Jpolo411
    @Jpolo411 11 років тому +7

    "Excuse me waitress these children are a little overlook, I wanted them medium rare"

  • @gl_tonight
    @gl_tonight 7 місяців тому +1

    Most menacing man to this day. Love you mike.

  • @marvin1461
    @marvin1461 9 років тому +11

    im *36 going on 36* i died holy shit this this beats any comedy ive watchd since i was born

  • @Salmontres
    @Salmontres 7 місяців тому +2

    His best quote imo has always been, "everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face"... was that not tyson?

  • @charleswomack2166
    @charleswomack2166 2 роки тому +5

    Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth! That is my favorite

  • @lordsims3864
    @lordsims3864 2 роки тому +1

    "Mike, why do you have to talk like that"

  • @sefabe9924
    @sefabe9924 4 роки тому +26

    Why did they cut out the “praise me
    To allah” part. Wtf?

    • @FatalBlow113
      @FatalBlow113 4 роки тому +7

      Probably some pissed off athiest who hates ALL praise to ANY god... that was the BEST PART!

    • @getanehyimam744
      @getanehyimam744 3 роки тому +2

      praise be to allah.. thats what he said

    • @Dowell318
      @Dowell318 2 роки тому

      Probably a UA-cam restriction or something.

    • @hereitcomes3912
      @hereitcomes3912 2 роки тому +1

      If he would praise the other dude, it wouldn't be cut off for sure.

    • @FatalBlow113
      @FatalBlow113 2 роки тому

      @Astro Jenkins Your atheism is showing.

  • @chrisperciavalle3142
    @chrisperciavalle3142 2 роки тому +1

    Missed some of my favorites/classics.
    "I'm gonna fuck you til you love me, faggot" is probably my favorite.
    The "I broke my back" clip
    I forget who he was fighting they said they were going to knock him out or something and he replied with "you're gonna break your hand" 🤣

  • @Norrbottning
    @Norrbottning 15 років тому +11

    "I'm gonna make you my girlfriend."
    At least he's being honest. :D

  • @josephleon1594
    @josephleon1594 7 років тому +38

    I went to a strip club and gave a dancer a lap dance. Lol.

  • @potterj09
    @potterj09 2 роки тому +3

    "I'm gonna eat his children" haha .. its funny how they always cut out the following line he says, but it was stil great television.

  • @michiganjack1337
    @michiganjack1337 2 роки тому +1

    Mike walking out and calling Don King a scumbag maybe the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

  • @wingchundragon
    @wingchundragon 16 років тому +10

    poor guy..I miss him in the sport! COME BACK!

    • @faatimahtucker870
      @faatimahtucker870 4 роки тому +4

      It is time... In the year 2020 H.A you shall receive you're blessing. Lol

    • @iamsobeautifulomg
      @iamsobeautifulomg 2 роки тому +1

      Do you know what aging is?

  • @DeMonotheist
    @DeMonotheist 5 місяців тому +1

    Clip number 5 was in 1999. The interviewer mentioned Francois Botha. Mike fought him for the 1st time in '99.

  • @michaelmcmanus4018
    @michaelmcmanus4018 Рік тому +2

    Don king unhanded him fast as fuck 😂😂

  • @kaz287
    @kaz287 15 років тому +4

    "Have a nice fight Mike", "fuck awf!!"

  • @laythikram1643
    @laythikram1643 2 роки тому +1

    "Sign the contract big boy sign the contract " is my favorite

  • @iKama94
    @iKama94 11 років тому +3

    Razor: Just accept it and do the best you can
    Mike: How dare you talk to me like that, you should get up here, and i will spare you to the 28th(?)
    Mike: I can't wait to 28th, i am gonna make you my girlfriend
    Razor: Something you can't buy, that's class and you got non of that
    Mike: You're sweet, make sure you kith me good with those big lips
    Damn ! Mike is awesome ! ! !

  • @brandstradamus
    @brandstradamus Рік тому +2

    Tyson is the realest dude ever 😂

  • @Harvles93
    @Harvles93 3 роки тому +3

    When he turns to King and says "Get off my hand" King knew he was for real raging, he woulda got a smack in the mouth if he hadnt.

  • @Pinoy2500
    @Pinoy2500 16 років тому +2

    Mike went to a stipclub & gave a dancer a lapdance haha that shit is the funnist though!!!

  • @yungyacht
    @yungyacht 14 років тому +7

    @ 0:47 Don Kings face is priceless.

  • @InvisibleAli
    @InvisibleAli 2 роки тому +1

    "My defense is impregnable"
    - Mike Tyson

  • @josevanreyes
    @josevanreyes 4 роки тому +15

    2:19 Mike Tyson in his Simpson's form.

  • @LuisGonzalez-qp1tp
    @LuisGonzalez-qp1tp 2 роки тому +1

    "You have a problem turn off your station"

  • @Le-bq5qk
    @Le-bq5qk 7 років тому +3

    "I want your heart i wanna eat his children" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Non-dual-mind1
    @Non-dual-mind1 2 роки тому

    No 1 quote from Tyson. "Duh doh dee da doh duht!" Valuable life advice!

  • @lastemperor3618
    @lastemperor3618 4 роки тому +3

    Lmao 3 is so Savage 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jakubkrcma
    @jakubkrcma Рік тому

    Mike is an epic boxing icon. And outside the ring, he is even bigger in some respects. 👍

  • @MusicManSeanB
    @MusicManSeanB 6 років тому +4

    Reporter: You gave her a lap dance...
    Mike Tyson: That just what I do...I like to do what I wanna do.
    Not one person including the reporter could keep a straight face after that.

  • @08timlfc
    @08timlfc 12 років тому +1

    yea that's the quote I was looking for definitely his best.

  • @dissident_420
    @dissident_420 4 роки тому +3

    What? They didn't include his famous phrase about "Fading into Bolivian" (oblivion). That was some funny shit.

  • @arymonem
    @arymonem 2 роки тому +1

    Every time I hear him say” I want to eat your children “ it cracks me up! Mike is soooooo funny.

  • @jonquist7089
    @jonquist7089 6 років тому +4

    That news guy wouldn't be so smug if he was in a room with Mike

  • @jameshardy3785
    @jameshardy3785 2 роки тому

    "you want some? come get some! Cuz Mike Tyson out here waitin for you"

  • @WakeAndBakeWithUncleRay
    @WakeAndBakeWithUncleRay 2 роки тому +2

    Living legend.....

  • @Nautilus1972
    @Nautilus1972 11 років тому +2

    I didn't like Tyson as a person until I saw "Tyson". Great documentary.