I told my therapist i had a foot fetish because of something that happened to me when i was a child then she stopped wearing shoes and socks in our sessions. 3 months later her husband calls me and tells me hes gonna kill me. This isn’t even a bit this literally happened
The bit at 4:38 made me weep with laughter holy shit I don’t know if I’m just depressed as hell but nothing has made me laugh like that since my wife left
0:12 I love the implication that for the past year, amongst the three of them, someone has asked if anyone can hang out only on three separate occasions, and all three of them came from Nick.
@@dylancounte1448 Nicholas sounds much healthier in the first clip of this video than he sounds doing the current shows of Cum Town on Spotify and Patreon.
My old therapist was a 9. Must’ve been only a couple of years older than me, because she was still going to Therapy School to get more degrees. And she would like, express extreme sympathy for all of this crazy traumatic stuff I went through; sometimes we’d cry together. I wanted to hit SO bad you can’t even imagine.
My friend brings up how during Covid I worked 12 hour shifts listening to cum town and religious conspiracy videos. Usually to say he’s glad I’m doing better.
When he said HaLuigi I thought he was going in another direction and it would be holocaust denier Luigi. Turns out that’s just regular WaLuigi and it’s why he’s never invited to be in Smash.
It sounds gay but working out, being productive, finding God, being in nature, and having a good community is the best therapy. The problem is having the discipline to pursue these things.
Been celibate for about a year and the "I'm done having sex" song has become my mantra Also I am talking about being celibate for gay sex, because I'm gay
I went to a therapist for my aggressive sexism and hyperactive libido. I don't know what she was saying because i had her bent over that gay little coach for the whole hour in my head. Best 200 i ever spent
Nick is right about therapy though. Funny seeing Stavros, morbidly obese with teeth dropping out of his head, insist upon therapy as if it makes any difference
Friend of a friend told his therapist about cum town. And the therapist said, “yeah I’ve heard. From many of my patients…” I haven’t laughed like that in a bit good god.
The idea of a kid with downs watching his father play catch with another kid and seem to enjoy it better than playing catch with him is probably the most depressing thing I’ve heard in a long time…. And I’m laughing my ass off at it
This literally happens in an episode of King Of The Hill, where Hank starts hanging out with Joseph and getting him into sports Poor Bobby. Couldn't even be gay with his own dad.
I told my therapist i had a foot fetish because of something that happened to me when i was a child then she stopped wearing shoes and socks in our sessions. 3 months later her husband calls me and tells me hes gonna kill me. This isn’t even a bit this literally happened
fully commit to the bit and ruin his marriage
yeah but did you do her feet
yes but why did you omit the fact you have schizophrenia
@@sonice9020 loving that the only video you have on your channel is the most schizophrenic shit ive ever seen. Guess you’re projecting
Imagine having a the-rapist
Let alone marrying one lmfao
All jokes aside I do think that this podcast has significantly made my life worse
How naive and innocent were you beforehand?
in what way?
Also you’re gay
why the fuck did i start listening to this shit? really makes me want to die
@@dayman9432 why is that?
“You should be depressed”
That is actually a very valid observation.
So brutal but funny 😂
I can’t believe a woman would actually want to listen to this autistic fucking podcast 😂
@@sixthgear5874 Autism is not gender specific
Im actually impressed with how not depressed he is.
He is he just pretends he’s positive. It’s why he crumbles immediately under any actual criticism or anything less than complete gassing up.
4:50 that's an all time Stav laugh
6:37 as well
"I don't like it, because I'm not good at it"- every human being ever
now if only more humans realized that instead of becoming youtube critics
The bit at 4:38 made me weep with laughter holy shit I don’t know if I’m just depressed as hell but nothing has made me laugh like that since my wife left
So rad when my wife leaves.
"Other patients told their therapist about cumtown"
Imagine telling them you listen to a podcast about not being gay
deep ewotionaw wift
"Instead my mom would cry and dwink."
0:12 I love the implication that for the past year, amongst the three of them, someone has asked if anyone can hang out only on three separate occasions, and all three of them came from Nick.
Nick and Adam hangout every week Stav just stays shut up with his roommate stuffing his face.
Damn bro Nick sounds so much better than he does now in the first clip
@@dylancounte1448 Nicholas sounds much healthier in the first clip of this video than he sounds doing the current shows of Cum Town on Spotify and Patreon.
@@sethwalker8284 “Nicolas” was a nice comedic touch
0:47 Nick is the only person in history who could’ve ever come up with this
hi
@@asdfmovie6820 🫦
why so seeeeerdyus
that was amazing
It's the kind of dumb joke that you come up with in between episodes of depression and anxiety that leaves you laughing despite how dumb it is.
6:14 Nick nearly slips into Tucker Carlson for a second
The double seagall was unexpected but cool
4:38 is the funniest shit ever
I love the idea of Nick as a therapist ruining Stav's brain for fun
These are the only guys I can relate to and they would hate me.
Yeah? What’s their names?
"Your therapist being like 'Would you say that's sick or it's gay?'"
There is a noticeable drop in the quality of my mental health whenever I rediscover this podcast.
lol true
imagine being straight and going to therapy
My old therapist was a 9. Must’ve been only a couple of years older than me, because she was still going to Therapy School to get more degrees. And she would like, express extreme sympathy for all of this crazy traumatic stuff I went through; sometimes we’d cry together. I wanted to hit SO bad you can’t even imagine.
@@dethkon "Pretending to not be gay"
@@dethkon what was his name?
@@benclemens2736 Lol it was Dr. Katz. The squiggly lines around him got me rock fuckin hard.
@@dethkon kinda sounds like DiCaprio and Vera Farmiga in The Departed
Nick just subtly and genuinely implying that stavros is simply too dumb for therapy is one of the most insulting/funny moments
7:22 that’s literally an Always Sunny in Philadelphia sketch 😂
Nick gets mad at a Jew thinking he might be anti-Jew so decides to be openly anti-Jew
it makes perfect sense in his spectrum ass brain
Nick sounded like Jesse Pinkman at 1:22
4:45 stavs laugh lmao 🤣
Amazing laugh
@@mattbritz5066 amazingly annoying
My friend brings up how during Covid I worked 12 hour shifts listening to cum town and religious conspiracy videos. Usually to say he’s glad I’m doing better.
Nick is slowly becoming his Tucker impression
I should ask my therapist if he's heard of cumtown.
When he said HaLuigi I thought he was going in another direction and it would be holocaust denier Luigi. Turns out that’s just regular WaLuigi and it’s why he’s never invited to be in Smash.
Damn. I had a psychotic break 2 days ago. I can confirm that only the mentally ill love this podcast
No therapy, we die like men.
Tbf, Blood Meridian is my favorite novel
I wanna hear nicks take on BetterHelp
Therapy is good, always helped me out. And yes, I am gay
@@dylancounte1448 midwit?
Therapy is bad, take it from me, a guy who’s never been in it
Some mysteries solve themselves
nick dropping the Garry Larsen got me good, absolutely sick pull.
7:02 literally a IASIP bit lol
It sounds gay but working out, being productive, finding God, being in nature, and having a good community is the best therapy. The problem is having the discipline to pursue these things.
Note to self: join your local militia
@@floorijzerman militias are illegal in communist dictatorships.
@@MrSh4des oh i'm Dutch, so you're 100% accurate
@@floorijzerman I'm Canadian lol
@@floorijzerman militia are a bunch of boomer blue pulled retarfd who love Israel. And 1 fed I know I tried to join
Stav seems like a cool person to hangout with
Been thinking of buying this game.. perfect way to test it out
It rules but it’s quite hard and pretty complicated. I’d watch some tutorials before picking it up so you’re not going in blind
@@StevenSeagull Steam summer sale might as well. Just finished Blasphemous; a metriodvania dark souls like game i got during the sale.
Whats the name?
Respect
Been celibate for about a year and the "I'm done having sex" song has become my mantra
Also I am talking about being celibate for gay sex, because I'm gay
Hell yeah dude
im just self-pissed
Stavros the Mastermind
I went to a therapist for my aggressive sexism and hyperactive libido.
I don't know what she was saying because i had her bent over that gay little coach for the whole hour in my head. Best 200 i ever spent
So you're a chick?
That poor therapist having to deal with multiple CumTown fans lol.
Shoutout Blood Meridian for real
Nick is like, the opposite of a therapist. He'll just tell you how it is. Therapists are like sciences priests
The rapey
Therapy, amirite?
Noita is tight
The thought of Adam going to therapy is gross
Nick is right about therapy though. Funny seeing Stavros, morbidly obese with teeth dropping out of his head, insist upon therapy as if it makes any difference
I'm more gay than that gay actor Michael Douglas
Hell yeah dude
What if you have both down syndrome and irishness?
Do they stack or nullify each other?
They stack multiplicatively. Therapy actually worsens your mental state
so would you say that that's "sick" or "gay"?
Hell yea
Can anyone help me find the ep where they have a guest who keeps trying to convince Nick to go to therapy?
I went to the rapey.... and now im gay!!
4:38
I want to die too. COINCIDENCE!?
4:51
Omg 😂
6:36
2:29
I don't know if this show produces more homophobia or produces more gay jokes.
Two sides of the same sensual coin
We love the gays here
Nah man. This is a pro gay show. “Cum town” is a gay acceptance movement
this show produces gay people who are also homophobic
@@imgaybut1346 if you’re actually gay and not being wildly homophobic in every social setting you deserve that bussy taken from you
Dwink
Friend of a friend told his therapist about cum town. And the therapist said, “yeah I’ve heard. From many of my patients…”
I haven’t laughed like that in a bit good god.
I really hope this is true.
@@ZeranZeran This is the greatest moment in cumtown history if that is true.
Was this true?
@@yehheapsmadaybuthow the fuck would we find out dude?
Funniest thing I’ve ever heard
Hell yeah dude
I remember when stav first announced he had a therapist.
Stav- "Ive been going to a therapist"
Nick- "Do you guys kiss?"
When Stav said ‘no,’ Nick stopped looking into therapy
What's his name
The idea of a kid with downs watching his father play catch with another kid and seem to enjoy it better than playing catch with him is probably the most depressing thing I’ve heard in a long time…. And I’m laughing my ass off at it
Way too funny. And true.
This literally happens in an episode of King Of The Hill, where Hank starts hanging out with Joseph and getting him into sports
Poor Bobby. Couldn't even be gay with his own dad.
“Your therapist being like would you say that’s sick or it’s gay?”
"Adam had to save Jews from antisemitism - before he helped a dear friend"
"You deserve to be happy, but you shouldn't be."
goddamn dude that one hurts
i want to try therapy again so i can tell my therapist about cumtown
I've been hooked on this podcast for years, then this week I was just diagnosed with Autism... It all makes sense now 😆
Stav’s laugh at 4:50 is probably my favorite of all time.
Horrific
Deep emotional wift
3:27 Stav thinking a rubik's cube has four sides is super cute.
Noita fuckin rocks
*THE AIR SMELLS IONIZED.*
Cuntown turned me gay
The call it BetterHelp because "this better help or I'm loading my AR-15"
I really wish you guys would bring up Blood Meridian again. That's my favorite book
All of cormacs books are what I fantasize about being
9:41 "Pretending... to... not... be... gay." Lmfao
You're me therapy, Steven.
xoxo
Just checking in. I'm still gay
Damn skippy
The down syndrome therapy bit sounds a little too real...
that's sick
0:47 we are so back
4:50 ded
why the fuck did i get into noita now
Because it’s an extremely good game
Therapy is both gay and nice
Tbf, Blood Meridian is my favorite novel