Nick's description of this man's folds of fat as like the valleys and his bed sores as like the variegated colours of the changing seasons of West Virginia is like something Steinbeck would write.
A lot of beautiful poetic language in this one. Like the bell ringing image. Behind the veneer of cruelty and self hatred, we are actually aesthetes and patrons of the arts listening to this
Its funny that CHAZ was basically what Nick described - what happens if you give permanently online people control of anything for 3 days - and they end up creating cops again and shoot a black teenager. You couldn't write that joke.
It wasn't even that. Some guy and his three friends just rolled into it with guns and everyone was afraid to do anything about them. They didn't even get to make cops, they were conquered fore they could!
@@R.J.MacReady1982No he isn’t this is the fattest he’s been in his entire life. He’s nearly 400 pounds and about 5’6”. He’s now stage 4 obese which was just created. Stage 3 is morbidly obese, so he’s now somehow beyond morbidly obese.
@conor7154 I swear he said he was 310 just recently on the patreon ep. Well, Conor, you better call in and tell him how concerned you are for his health.
I love this podcast, but his laugh has made me turn it off soo many times. It is absolutely the most annoying laugh I've ever heard. Like it can't be real. I'm convinced it's a fake laugh, which makes it worse that he would choose to make that sound.
Stav was stuck in an elevator door at the airport, so Nick instinctively turns to social media to find another fat guy to castigate. Also the idea of JFK in a white tuxedo dealing with his career defining crisis of state, is unexplainably funny for some reason
LMAO I remember reading the Stuyvesant HS cuddle puddle article when I was 14 and thinking they were the lamest people on earth. Glad to get Adam’s insider info here
I tried to eat while listening to this and I started phsycially gagging at the description of throwing himself on candy. Thanks Cumtown, for reminding me my gag reflex still exists.
Some people use poetry to deal with their crippling depression. Others paint landscapes, or sculpt, or compose electronic music. Some people, with the benefit of modern technology, tweet.
Imaging Nick’s abortion scheme wherein a lesbian couple are so happy that the in vitro fertilization finally took and the postman just giving them a thumbs down
Not 1 time.... not 1 time do these people ever consider that they should change something about themselves, or that it just might be their own fault. It is ALWAYS everyone and everything else that's the problem.
yeah but dont some people just suck due to genetics/childhood experience or really a combination of both. you should have some sympathy for those who are in unfortunate circumstances.
@@henrythompson7768 If you live in the first world and are using your childhood experiences as an excuse to be shit person, you are just a shit person.
this is all from these people's Twitter accounts. it looks like they were all scrubbed, which is why I asked for archives in the description, to see if anyone had them.
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Nick's description of this man's folds of fat as like the valleys and his bed sores as like the variegated colours of the changing seasons of West Virginia is like something Steinbeck would write.
A lot of beautiful poetic language in this one. Like the bell ringing image. Behind the veneer of cruelty and self hatred, we are actually aesthetes and patrons of the arts listening to this
Its funny that CHAZ was basically what Nick described - what happens if you give permanently online people control of anything for 3 days - and they end up creating cops again and shoot a black teenager. You couldn't write that joke.
It wasn't even that. Some guy and his three friends just rolled into it with guns and everyone was afraid to do anything about them. They didn't even get to make cops, they were conquered fore they could!
But the thing to keep in mind is that in either case, its very funny.
Not just *a* black teenager but multiple. All the while crowing on twitter about "righteously executing those white supremacists".
CHAZ must have happened a year or two before this was recorded but the point still stands
@@btsnakeit was 22 so yeah, CHAZ happened by this point
“These people are completely incapable of wiping their own asses after a shit”
Eerie foreshadowing of Stavs current situation
Lol he's losing weight tho
@@R.J.MacReady1982No he isn’t this is the fattest he’s been in his entire life. He’s nearly 400 pounds and about 5’6”. He’s now stage 4 obese which was just created. Stage 3 is morbidly obese, so he’s now somehow beyond morbidly obese.
@conor7154 I swear he said he was 310 just recently on the patreon ep.
Well, Conor, you better call in and tell him how concerned you are for his health.
“This is Stavs doctor…”
@MrTornado7 Tony is his doctor. His dirty doctor put him in an icebath the other day haha 😄 with enough money, anyone can lose weight, with aids.
Nick is the absolute best when he's in a good mood
get this man a percocet STAT!
"There's no such thing as a mountain-mama; it doesn't exist."
Robert Oppenheimer, 1945
Adam's laugh is truly vile
In headphones it's really punishing.
I love this podcast, but his laugh has made me turn it off soo many times. It is absolutely the most annoying laugh I've ever heard. Like it can't be real. I'm convinced it's a fake laugh, which makes it worse that he would choose to make that sound.
Half the Adam friedland show is Nick monologuing and Adam laughing but adding almost nothing else
His whole existence is
@@MarkS806Are you not gay??
Stav was stuck in an elevator door at the airport, so Nick instinctively turns to social media to find another fat guy to castigate. Also the idea of JFK in a white tuxedo dealing with his career defining crisis of state, is unexplainably funny for some reason
LMAO I remember reading the Stuyvesant HS cuddle puddle article when I was 14 and thinking they were the lamest people on earth. Glad to get Adam’s insider info here
i'm so fucking angry at you for enabling me to know what that is
Why ARE men?
Because I'm gay
I ask myself this question every single day
The answer is gay
The one time Nick is nice to Adam he reminds the world why he needs to be bullied
OH MY GOD THIS EPISODE. I was looking for it for a while, it's one of the veeeeeeeery few that stuck with me from the... declining years.
Aka 2020-2022
3:18 “addicted to gender and peanut-M&M’s” 😆
How do you even find stock footage like this
very carefully
Search query: Shirtless, toothless, and feeeelin' good!
STAV
Selfie
With one hand
I tried to eat while listening to this and I started phsycially gagging at the description of throwing himself on candy.
Thanks Cumtown, for reminding me my gag reflex still exists.
Now what dat mouf do
Youd think a cumtown listener would have overcome his gag reflex a long long time ago
Even your dad couldn't do that
“I feel so bad for nerds.”
Adam truly lacks self-awareness
:Said the socialist dweeb
Naw. That boys a gay king
@@tonyreyes3780Until he's reminded of Coolll Adammm. He loves tripliiiinnng
adam just has whatever the opposite of survivors guilt is from barely missing becoming a nerd, survivor's pride lol
@@beenis9842_heyyy guyz my name is Coolll Adam_
PARTY MONSTERS LMAO
Video of Ethan klein from H3H3 using a phone
Shoulda made the picture WingsOfRedemption
Look here! LISTEN
Some people use poetry to deal with their crippling depression. Others paint landscapes, or sculpt, or compose electronic music. Some people, with the benefit of modern technology, tweet.
You ever hear of incelcore?
But Nick, if they turned that guy into a dragon it would still be a very gay, very unlikable dragon.
Imaging Nick’s abortion scheme wherein a lesbian couple are so happy that the in vitro fertilization finally took and the postman just giving them a thumbs down
great ep
1:30 of trashing tankies but Mullen still needs to end with buzzard beater of dunking on the bug
Tankies literally spawned from bugs. Makes sense
I like the opening shot of Liquid Richard AKA WingsOfRedemption
Real Greggers heads will know this was bound to come
I like how they’re just mogging Stav this whole time
I'm with a patient, he's suing his own mind for a million dollars!
i love how they’re essentially just making fun of the person stav grew to be
The Width of Stav, The Personality of Adam and The Hopelessness of Nick with Chemical X that is political belief produces this guy
We need to bring back those wooden lock things you put people into to throw tomatoes at them
Who has the pictures of the guy they discussed in the beginning?
Look up "stavros halkias shirtless"
wait, but, why _are_ men?
What episode number
Amazed this isnt 2016/17 didnt think guys rhat posted like thats still existed
why wouldn't they?
why are men?
Not 1 time.... not 1 time do these people ever consider that they should change something about themselves, or that it just might be their own fault. It is ALWAYS everyone and everything else that's the problem.
yeah but dont some people just suck due to genetics/childhood experience or really a combination of both. you should have some sympathy for those who are in unfortunate circumstances.
@@henrythompson7768 finally, thank you.
@@henrythompson7768 If you live in the first world and are using your childhood experiences as an excuse to be shit person, you are just a shit person.
Snorlaxia LOLOLOL
Discord sucks, if you use it uninstall your brains from your head
Which subreddit is Nick reading all these from? I'm in the mood for some doomscrolling
this is all from these people's Twitter accounts. it looks like they were all scrubbed, which is why I asked for archives in the description, to see if anyone had them.
42:00
Is candy okay?
Are you okay? Are you okay, Candy?
@@alexanderchippelcan I get one of those pretzels auntie Annie
@@alexanderchippel LOL
@@alexanderchippelyou’ve been hit by
You’ve been struck by
A gay criminal
anime
7:09
That stuff about the bell is actually pretty good
Black people. Amirite?
Stav really never added much to cumtown besides his funny ass laugh
Nah he was good for nick to bounce shit off of
@@VideoboxInc Being fat and having a guy able to make fun of you is still not a positive trait
@@VideoboxInc barely, it was ALWAYS a worse idea / element / two shades behind .
@@johnclay2716so have you listened to an episode of TAFS?
All stavros had to do on CT was go “yes, and” which is something Adam (a professional comedian) cannot do for some reason