THE BEARDS - If Your Dad Doesn't Have a Beard, You've Got Two Mums (Film Clip - 2009)
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- Опубліковано 5 жов 2024
- THE BEARDS
"If Your Dad Doesn't Have a Beard, You've Got Two Mums"- Official Film Clip
For all upcoming shows, ticket links and merchandise: thebeards.com.au
Clip produced by Urtext Film Productions Pty. Ltd.
in association with
Quench Studios
www.urtextfilms.com
www.quenchstudios.com.au
Directed by Tom Bettany
Produced by Rose Tucker
Edited by Tom Bettany and Matthew Salleh
DOP - Matthew Salleh
Written by Tom Bettany, Michael Bidstrup, Joshua Fielder and Joel McMillan
Production Design by Jessie Mills
For full credits visit www.urtextfilms.com
The dude who plays the dad in this is a legend! A beardless, mum-like, legend.
a good sport.
She is a legend
A true legend!
I knew your father and he was a wonderful woman
- Dave Chappelle
When I was 12 my dad taught me how to be a man. He took me into the bathroom, picked up a razor, and ate it.
Best comment in the history of ever.
that's some hard core shit for an awesome dad to teach his kid
thats a dad
TacticalTimmy12 Well my dad took me into the bathroom and asked me if i knew how a man shave his beard. I replied no, to that he answered with "they dont". And I have now after some years of growing a beard learned that this was all true as I am currently the only male student in my class
SaintPloxz
Knowing you're the only male student in your class, I'm sure 100% of the population there wants you.
Good or bad, that depends if you got the stamina ;)
Grew up without a dad. Never learned to shave. Best thing that ever happened to me.
So did your mum grow a substitute beard
I noticed. But don't worry, my friend. That phase (face) is long gone and now I have a very awesome non-virgin manstache + mountain man beard.
@@ШломоНетаньяху It's okay man, you'll be able to grow a real beard one day...... Probably.
@@ШломоНетаньяху woah, my 18 month year old nephew can write your name!
i didn't have 2 Mums
my Dad didn't shave, occasionally he would trim his beard for neatness
me i just let it all hang out
i shave my head instead
My daughter just argued with my wife sayin I'm never allowed to shave cuz she doesn't want 2 beardless mum's, awesome x
My 5 year old daughter also won't let me shave the beard off either. All the world's problems could be solved if young girls just had real dads. Their souls crave it! Simple!
@@travisvandermeer7436 beard doesn't make you a man it only shows you allow your daughter to control you
Bloody oath
I played this to my 5 year old son, he looked at me and gave me that look, that bearded man look of assurance.
My dad did this to me when I was way younger, biggest mistake you can make
Did he grow a beard instantly after watching it? :p
My daughter is my biggest beard supporter. She dont wanna have a beardless dad.
Two moms that is
2023 and I'm still listening to the beards with my big ol beard, when someone says shave off your Beard I pull up this band... I♥️You The Beards!
Same!
Never forget, the greatest bearded band to ever exist. Reunion tour!
Sorry but your shitty band isn't a thing anymore.
THIS IS GOLD!! I have had a beard for 30 years and I will be forwarding this to all the BEARDLESS MUMS I know. REAL MEN DON'T SHAVE! Mark.
One of the best songs I have heard in a while. It has a real message in it.
Who else still listening in 2024
Keeps popping up my recommended every year
Every now and then.
O yeah! The Power of the Beard(s) compels me!
I saw them twice in London. They were due to come back for a third visit, but they broke up instead.
I is. And I have an impressive beard and 3 children.
I just needed to revisit this magnificent piece, after seeing new Gillette ad.
If a beardless dad = 2 mom`s. Then some of my pals have two dad`s! ^^
Some of your pals are lucky.
Pete some of your pals need to tell their mom to f*cking shave haha :p
Guys, i got shaved. :(
And i have my beard back!!!
PhysioA Great to see that you've learned to regrow your beard. Now please learn how to make plurals: "moms", "dads"
And if you're greek or italian, then your mum also has a beard.
...Muahaha ! made my day !
Then you've got two dads
I'm a greek girl, can confirm. My girlfriends tell me to pluck my mustache out. Never did, never will. Female, macho and proud.
@@QuanticDreamer Hell yeah gina
I wore a fake beard and got into your gig in 2011, this song connects my family, if you're reading this - Our family 🤘🏻
Even after 13 years, I still watch this lesson again and again.
This is why two bearded dads are better than one.
+Carey Coleman You can't argue with that
+Carey Coleman If your dad doesn't have two beards? lol
it takes a village to raise a child. A bearded village.
Let's bring our children to Amish communities then :D
4 more many men than you!
These guys have got to be Australians
thankfully they are
I played this to my dad and it is his favourite song now and my favourite song
My daughter loves to sing this song now! lol!
And you know there is no greater crime against the human race then when a father takes a razor to his own sons face ! Favorite part, gets me everytime.
hahaha i found out about this song from a live stream show and someone played it - now i like this song LOL
I recognize Tenacious D influences :D
Me too! that's what u thought of the second I heard it XD
+xXlawlerzXx Right?
This dude even looks like Jack Black haha
D:
Its the beards.
awesome band
Whenever I feel like shaving, I simply watch this video and then suddenly I change my mind about this whole shaving thing!
Missing you guys a lot. 😢
this still rocks years later. I've had a beard since I could grow one, turned 49 to this year
*when he gets back*
"THEY COULD HAVE BEEN PAEDOPHILES!"
"chill out mum', its OK, they had beards"
"... im your dad....."
Hilarious
1:40 I relate so much my dad has the same length beard maybe longer and teaches me how to builds Holden Kingswoods.
can he adopt me?
The perfect song and video to fix all Bud Light's problems!
Just came here to cry after a series of shaving mishaps left me with little more than a "landing strip" on my face. I do not have the jawline or facial proportions for this loss. This is a great tragedy, and the children at work tomorrow will be ruthless, I'm sure. Please say a prayer for me, and of course, for my late beard.
how many have come here through cricinfo ? I came here via PAK vs NZ commentary..... this link was posted by cricinfo under the tag of beard....
These angry comments are making me die of laughter X'D I love this song
Proud bearded till i die
hi
Oh I love this song it gets stuck in my head everytime I hear it
He killed it, this was folk, funk, rock, r&b, soul etc‼😊
Saw you guys at Currumbin on Thursday and have been singing this non-stop
Love Love Love
i had my first "beard" at the age of 16. Now im 21 and never shaved off, and cant imagine myself without beard. :D
22 here and I just shaved for the first time in years. It was too patchy and I got to my wit's end. :/
i saw you guys in 2013 at clipsal 500 in adelaide, south australia, i snuck into the concert grounds, i lost it laughing my ass off at the end "if your dad doesn't have a beard you've got 2 stupid beardless fucking mums" classic line man
Saw these guys open for Kiss and Motley Crüe at the Clipsal 500 10 years ago. They were awesome 😂
Went to see the Beards last night with he beautiful Fiona Dunn in Whelan's Dublin they were fantastic best live gig I have been to in years. They crowd were going mental
the sound was also amazing :)
This week i was showed this in my media class XD
Where are you? In America you’d be censured.
im never gonna shave my 1st beard this song is so inspirational ;)
Showed this to my dad, im homeless now thx....
Congratulations from Brazil, beard forever!!!!! 💈🇧🇷👏👏👏
I got a beard growing in love this song can't wait too it gets bigger
i loved how they used the word fucking
Thanks for the great genetics dad
Fun song! cool! :-)
My eldest son is starting to grow a mustache at the age of 12! Good for him, his beard I'd imagine isn't too far away!
I miss these guys
Beards will take over the world in the end!
Madnek your commemt suits your profile pic perfectly
Thank you :)
My dad had a very beautiful fullbeard :)
I respect beards.
Mine grows in like Native American Tribes.
:All Patchy:
+MiguellaGorilla silver mines in apache lands.
my father never taught me how to a shave, and for that Im for ever grateful, his beard was big, bold and magnificent and i miss him and his beard every day
My son absolutely loves this song.
what if only my mum had a beard? :O
everything ok.......mum is dad, and dad the beardless mum ;-)
that was exactly my thought xD
I'm proud to say that I've never seen my father without a beard, and neither has my mother.
524 beardless dad-moms watched this video.
Was that the best song ever. YES
Thank you so much for the funny video song. Beards are a symbol of Freedom and the Divine Masculine.
Jeah
Im going to sing this to my future children XD
Proud son of two beardless mums.
Liar.
Lolll, yeah, I tried...
I was once singing this song to myself at the Dr office. Then I walked around the corner and face to face with the catholic priest. He looked most unimpressed and beardless. I feel sorry for the poor guy not being able to have a wife or a beard. :-P
He can't have a wife because Christianity prohibits gay marriage
@@hellothere9407 The priests in the old testament, were warriors, had beards down to their waists and had wives. The one in the new had wives, can't say much about the beards (Roman influence meant it unpopular for beards and long hair). Pretty much man-made tradition has crept into the church.
I'm proud to say that My father always had a beard when I was growing up. He still does.
Really like this. Just remember that as GK Chesterton said, "You cannot grow a beard in a moment of passion."
im glad my dad has a beard now
This song is great! My daughter told me when I shaved my beard off due to health issues that I look disgusting without it. "Why you do dat daddy?" Thankfully, my beard is back and never going away again. My son is of the same opinion. I will never make him shave.
Because kids are smarter then most of adults
My dad had a beard for most of his' short life (cancer 57). It has been ten years but I will never forget you lying to the publican when I was underage.....
why I am growing the beard back out... Dont' want to have my sons have this song sang to them... ;) Hilarious video too!
8 days into this year and I found this.....this year is going to be great. I hope everyone else has an even better one ✌🏾✌🏾✌🏾
This comment aged like fine milk.
I can dig it.
Hats off to the beards who were the first heteronormative band to come out in support of marriage equality!
:o
that's HATS off, not BEARDS off. let's make that clear
Unless his mum is Italian. Then one of em has a beard
Never have truer words been spoke.
The beards are the best thing to happen to music!
I need a beard
Louis 97 Sure as shit, you ain't taking mine.
its 2020, havent shaved for months, I discovered at an age of 27 that I can in fact grow a beard. Never shaving ever again.
All hail the beard! Long live the beard, bearded fellows!
Saw them in Stockholm yesterday September 5th... super good.
Seriously, one of the best songs ever
my school teacher is friends with these guys xD
Your teacher is awesome XD
xD
Max xD
But what if me mum has a beard?
+DehnusNorder If your mum has a beard, you got two dads!
DuTubisch
Woman can have beards too! In Australia :).
+DehnusNorder hahahaha
... if your mum also has a beard, you've GOT TWO GODS!!!
your mom is portuguese
I don`t have a beard because I am only 13 but I have got a slight moustache! And it is mint!
I'm 13 and I have a beard.
*guitar solo*
InfamousRhino Shave the turd stache son.
I hAd A bEaRd WhEn I wAs 3 YeArS oLd!
Woke be damned. This is a fucking classic song I will always love and sing to. Eternally awesome
ahahahahahaha this is fricking amazing XD
my father have a nice beard 😀
there's a name for people without beard : Women !
Undead Bear
Or military personnel.
You’ve clearly never met my aunties
Pierre Lopes or children
Or old people
Or men
What makes you a man is identifying as such, not shaving or driving trucks or whatever
@@princezuko9430 Captain Obvious, u there ?
Pierre Lopes captain toxicly masculine, hey sir
Celebrating international beard day today. Whiskey morning. Breakfast of champions!
It's good to see some brave people break the taboo.
394 beardless mums disliked the video :D
How did I end up on the weird side of UA-cam again?
you have always been on the wrong side of YT. this is the right one
You're on the beard side of youtube
Tell me the one on the left has a beard underneath the fake beard. Something doesn't seem legit.
Haha!
I am making amends for all the time spent shaving my face now, beard is now down to my chest on the chin and I've stopped trimming the rest, filling out nicely now! Wouldn't want my son to have 2 beardless moms!
I like the filming error on 1:04 when the kid turns around to the right to look at his dad when the dad is right there to the other side in the camera shot
my mom taught me how to shave...
So if my mom had a beard but my dad didn't, would that be ok?
my ex wife wouldnt let me grow a beard.....hence "ex"
I was your soundengineer in Dresden Germany…. I loved every beardy song…. 😂❤
Sau geil 😊
I guess you have two dads then! lol