THE BEARDS - If Your Dad Doesn't Have a Beard, You've Got Two Mums (Film Clip - 2009)

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  • THE BEARDS
    "If Your Dad Doesn't Have a Beard, You've Got Two Mums"- Official Film Clip
    For all upcoming shows, ticket links and merchandise: thebeards.com.au
    Clip produced by Urtext Film Productions Pty. Ltd.
    in association with
    Quench Studios
    www.urtextfilms.com
    www.quenchstudios.com.au
    Directed by Tom Bettany
    Produced by Rose Tucker
    Edited by Tom Bettany and Matthew Salleh
    DOP - Matthew Salleh
    Written by Tom Bettany, Michael Bidstrup, Joshua Fielder and Joel McMillan
    Production Design by Jessie Mills
    For full credits visit www.urtextfilms.com

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  • @hogey74
    @hogey74 12 років тому +164

    The dude who plays the dad in this is a legend! A beardless, mum-like, legend.

    • @Nalianna
      @Nalianna 3 роки тому +6

      a good sport.

    • @Tomboeg
      @Tomboeg 3 роки тому +8

      She is a legend

    • @gemmarose1093
      @gemmarose1093 3 роки тому

      A true legend!

    • @lunch2102
      @lunch2102 2 роки тому +4

      I knew your father and he was a wonderful woman
      - Dave Chappelle

  • @TacticalTimmy12
    @TacticalTimmy12 9 років тому +1045

    When I was 12 my dad taught me how to be a man. He took me into the bathroom, picked up a razor, and ate it.

    • @Mentillias
      @Mentillias 9 років тому +39

      Best comment in the history of ever.

    • @jameshampton1460
      @jameshampton1460 9 років тому +17

      that's some hard core shit for an awesome dad to teach his kid

    • @giunchel
      @giunchel 9 років тому +10

      thats a dad

    • @AshHill
      @AshHill 9 років тому +35

      TacticalTimmy12 Well my dad took me into the bathroom and asked me if i knew how a man shave his beard. I replied no, to that he answered with "they dont". And I have now after some years of growing a beard learned that this was all true as I am currently the only male student in my class

    • @215Days
      @215Days 9 років тому +11

      SaintPloxz
      Knowing you're the only male student in your class, I'm sure 100% of the population there wants you.
      Good or bad, that depends if you got the stamina ;)

  • @viljamtheninja
    @viljamtheninja 9 років тому +393

    Grew up without a dad. Never learned to shave. Best thing that ever happened to me.

    • @punkrockmartian
      @punkrockmartian 9 років тому +67

      So did your mum grow a substitute beard

    • @viljamtheninja
      @viljamtheninja 8 років тому +2

      I noticed. But don't worry, my friend. That phase (face) is long gone and now I have a very awesome non-virgin manstache + mountain man beard.

    • @BossKernel
      @BossKernel 5 років тому +4

      @@ШломоНетаньяху It's okay man, you'll be able to grow a real beard one day...... Probably.

    • @belowparr69
      @belowparr69 4 роки тому

      @@ШломоНетаньяху woah, my 18 month year old nephew can write your name!

    • @hugespinner4890
      @hugespinner4890 2 роки тому

      i didn't have 2 Mums
      my Dad didn't shave, occasionally he would trim his beard for neatness
      me i just let it all hang out
      i shave my head instead

  • @robbiedoherty2660
    @robbiedoherty2660 7 років тому +185

    My daughter just argued with my wife sayin I'm never allowed to shave cuz she doesn't want 2 beardless mum's, awesome x

    • @travisvandermeer7436
      @travisvandermeer7436 2 роки тому +1

      My 5 year old daughter also won't let me shave the beard off either. All the world's problems could be solved if young girls just had real dads. Their souls crave it! Simple!

    • @mariharrik5987
      @mariharrik5987 2 роки тому

      @@travisvandermeer7436 beard doesn't make you a man it only shows you allow your daughter to control you

    • @worldsendrecords8520
      @worldsendrecords8520 Рік тому

      Bloody oath

  • @londiniumarmoury7037
    @londiniumarmoury7037 3 роки тому +50

    I played this to my 5 year old son, he looked at me and gave me that look, that bearded man look of assurance.

    • @togkat
      @togkat 2 роки тому

      My dad did this to me when I was way younger, biggest mistake you can make

    • @lume85
      @lume85 Рік тому

      Did he grow a beard instantly after watching it? :p

    • @youremybiggestfan
      @youremybiggestfan Рік тому

      My daughter is my biggest beard supporter. She dont wanna have a beardless dad.
      Two moms that is

  • @KSwapTheWorld69
    @KSwapTheWorld69 11 місяців тому +6

    2023 and I'm still listening to the beards with my big ol beard, when someone says shave off your Beard I pull up this band... I♥️You The Beards!

  • @Gun_bullets
    @Gun_bullets 2 роки тому +19

    Never forget, the greatest bearded band to ever exist. Reunion tour!

    • @Babz42069
      @Babz42069 6 місяців тому

      Sorry but your shitty band isn't a thing anymore.

  • @63Mark63
    @63Mark63 14 років тому +16

    THIS IS GOLD!! I have had a beard for 30 years and I will be forwarding this to all the BEARDLESS MUMS I know. REAL MEN DON'T SHAVE! Mark.

  • @shiney94
    @shiney94 10 років тому +98

    One of the best songs I have heard in a while. It has a real message in it.

  • @anael_64
    @anael_64 6 місяців тому +103

    Who else still listening in 2024

    • @jordykroeze
      @jordykroeze 6 місяців тому +2

      Keeps popping up my recommended every year

    • @joonasmukala8208
      @joonasmukala8208 6 місяців тому +1

      Every now and then.

    • @MrEnaric
      @MrEnaric 5 місяців тому +3

      O yeah! The Power of the Beard(s) compels me!

    • @nickk6518
      @nickk6518 5 місяців тому +1

      I saw them twice in London. They were due to come back for a third visit, but they broke up instead.

    • @c0ba1t
      @c0ba1t 5 місяців тому +1

      I is. And I have an impressive beard and 3 children.

  • @0dious
    @0dious 5 років тому +21

    I just needed to revisit this magnificent piece, after seeing new Gillette ad.

  • @PhysioA
    @PhysioA 10 років тому +119

    If a beardless dad = 2 mom`s. Then some of my pals have two dad`s! ^^

    • @phumble87
      @phumble87 10 років тому +15

      Some of your pals are lucky.

    • @iuhtrfdsacvdsgdf
      @iuhtrfdsacvdsgdf 10 років тому +6

      Pete some of your pals need to tell their mom to f*cking shave haha :p

    • @PhysioA
      @PhysioA 10 років тому +7

      Guys, i got shaved. :(

    • @PhysioA
      @PhysioA 10 років тому +14

      And i have my beard back!!!

    • @bettyafeia
      @bettyafeia 10 років тому +2

      PhysioA Great to see that you've learned to regrow your beard. Now please learn how to make plurals: "moms", "dads"

  • @corsaircarl9582
    @corsaircarl9582 10 років тому +204

    And if you're greek or italian, then your mum also has a beard.

    • @IvosDIYwoodworks
      @IvosDIYwoodworks 5 років тому +1

      ...Muahaha ! made my day !

    • @mellonnuggets838
      @mellonnuggets838 5 років тому +7

      Then you've got two dads

    • @QuanticDreamer
      @QuanticDreamer 4 роки тому +8

      I'm a greek girl, can confirm. My girlfriends tell me to pluck my mustache out. Never did, never will. Female, macho and proud.

    • @lithium
      @lithium 3 роки тому

      @@QuanticDreamer Hell yeah gina

  • @Sythifx
    @Sythifx Місяць тому +1

    I wore a fake beard and got into your gig in 2011, this song connects my family, if you're reading this - Our family 🤘🏻

  • @janson6292
    @janson6292 11 місяців тому +1

    Even after 13 years, I still watch this lesson again and again.

  • @ernshaw78
    @ernshaw78 9 років тому +345

    This is why two bearded dads are better than one.

    • @kermitthefrog2769
      @kermitthefrog2769 9 років тому +20

      +Carey Coleman You can't argue with that

    • @lazyishardwork
      @lazyishardwork 8 років тому +5

      +Carey Coleman If your dad doesn't have two beards? lol

    • @moreevilthandead
      @moreevilthandead 8 років тому +32

      it takes a village to raise a child. A bearded village.

    • @Noemie112
      @Noemie112 7 років тому +2

      Let's bring our children to Amish communities then :D

    • @vattmann1387
      @vattmann1387 7 років тому +1

      4 more many men than you!

  • @mason11091
    @mason11091 7 років тому +39

    These guys have got to be Australians

  • @aimeemadaline6935
    @aimeemadaline6935 9 років тому +23

    I played this to my dad and it is his favourite song now and my favourite song

  • @charliecamino9820
    @charliecamino9820 8 років тому +7

    My daughter loves to sing this song now! lol!

  • @RadiantBlue4
    @RadiantBlue4 11 років тому +5

    And you know there is no greater crime against the human race then when a father takes a razor to his own sons face ! Favorite part, gets me everytime.

  • @JeanaDylan83
    @JeanaDylan83 8 років тому +7

    hahaha i found out about this song from a live stream show and someone played it - now i like this song LOL

  • @CamRebires
    @CamRebires 8 років тому +142

    I recognize Tenacious D influences :D

  • @majaloviatar5753
    @majaloviatar5753 10 років тому +4

    awesome band

  • @princeicio
    @princeicio 11 років тому +1

    Whenever I feel like shaving, I simply watch this video and then suddenly I change my mind about this whole shaving thing!

  • @dorothyn4457
    @dorothyn4457 4 роки тому +2

    Missing you guys a lot. 😢

  • @jackcommonman1381
    @jackcommonman1381 2 роки тому +3

    this still rocks years later. I've had a beard since I could grow one, turned 49 to this year

  • @ExRedRain
    @ExRedRain 12 років тому +53

    *when he gets back*
    "THEY COULD HAVE BEEN PAEDOPHILES!"
    "chill out mum', its OK, they had beards"
    "... im your dad....."

  • @DeanHammantEdwards
    @DeanHammantEdwards 6 років тому +5

    1:40 I relate so much my dad has the same length beard maybe longer and teaches me how to builds Holden Kingswoods.

  • @rossbrumby1957
    @rossbrumby1957 Рік тому +1

    The perfect song and video to fix all Bud Light's problems!

  • @MoonJellyGames
    @MoonJellyGames Рік тому

    Just came here to cry after a series of shaving mishaps left me with little more than a "landing strip" on my face. I do not have the jawline or facial proportions for this loss. This is a great tragedy, and the children at work tomorrow will be ruthless, I'm sure. Please say a prayer for me, and of course, for my late beard.

  • @ahmadindia123
    @ahmadindia123 9 років тому +6

    how many have come here through cricinfo ? I came here via PAK vs NZ commentary..... this link was posted by cricinfo under the tag of beard....

  • @lilarose7867
    @lilarose7867 9 років тому +9

    These angry comments are making me die of laughter X'D I love this song

  • @SoyFelipez360
    @SoyFelipez360 11 років тому +35

    Proud bearded till i die

  • @hails875
    @hails875 11 років тому +1

    Oh I love this song it gets stuck in my head everytime I hear it

  • @rbg2819
    @rbg2819 3 роки тому +1

    He killed it, this was folk, funk, rock, r&b, soul etc‼😊

  • @gnomes23051994
    @gnomes23051994 8 років тому +3

    Saw you guys at Currumbin on Thursday and have been singing this non-stop
    Love Love Love

  • @Latem2A
    @Latem2A 9 років тому +6

    i had my first "beard" at the age of 16. Now im 21 and never shaved off, and cant imagine myself without beard. :D

    • @Cantersoft
      @Cantersoft 4 місяці тому

      22 here and I just shaved for the first time in years. It was too patchy and I got to my wit's end. :/

  • @danielkemble9222
    @danielkemble9222 3 роки тому +4

    i saw you guys in 2013 at clipsal 500 in adelaide, south australia, i snuck into the concert grounds, i lost it laughing my ass off at the end "if your dad doesn't have a beard you've got 2 stupid beardless fucking mums" classic line man

  • @davidmorrison3327
    @davidmorrison3327 10 місяців тому +1

    Saw these guys open for Kiss and Motley Crüe at the Clipsal 500 10 years ago. They were awesome 😂

  • @RobbieDunn
    @RobbieDunn 10 років тому +2

    Went to see the Beards last night with he beautiful Fiona Dunn in Whelan's Dublin they were fantastic best live gig I have been to in years. They crowd were going mental

  • @disconnectedhmm5774
    @disconnectedhmm5774 7 років тому +3

    This week i was showed this in my media class XD

    • @JohnnyArtPavlou
      @JohnnyArtPavlou 4 роки тому

      Where are you? In America you’d be censured.

  • @jimallen7630
    @jimallen7630 11 років тому +4

    im never gonna shave my 1st beard this song is so inspirational ;)

  • @Tenenwasser
    @Tenenwasser 5 років тому +9

    Showed this to my dad, im homeless now thx....

  • @abdallah2892
    @abdallah2892 5 років тому +2

    Congratulations from Brazil, beard forever!!!!! 💈🇧🇷👏👏👏

  • @slaughterhouse3125
    @slaughterhouse3125 11 років тому +1

    I got a beard growing in love this song can't wait too it gets bigger

  • @Andrews_Wrestling_Life
    @Andrews_Wrestling_Life 10 років тому +4

    i loved how they used the word fucking

  • @Running-with-skizers
    @Running-with-skizers 6 років тому +3

    Thanks for the great genetics dad

  • @StanSilver
    @StanSilver 8 років тому +4

    Fun song! cool! :-)

  • @an_anishinaabe_son
    @an_anishinaabe_son 3 роки тому +1

    My eldest son is starting to grow a mustache at the age of 12! Good for him, his beard I'd imagine isn't too far away!

  • @lesliethomas2209
    @lesliethomas2209 2 роки тому +1

    I miss these guys

  • @Madnek
    @Madnek 10 років тому +70

    Beards will take over the world in the end!

    • @cyberx3n037
      @cyberx3n037 7 років тому +4

      Madnek your commemt suits your profile pic perfectly

    • @Madnek
      @Madnek 7 років тому +3

      Thank you :)

  • @nebelpanzer
    @nebelpanzer 10 років тому +4

    My dad had a very beautiful fullbeard :)

  • @MiguellaGorilla
    @MiguellaGorilla 9 років тому +72

    I respect beards.
    Mine grows in like Native American Tribes.
    :All Patchy:

    • @wypimentel
      @wypimentel 8 років тому +2

      +MiguellaGorilla silver mines in apache lands.

  • @thepoultrypeople
    @thepoultrypeople 11 років тому +1

    my father never taught me how to a shave, and for that Im for ever grateful, his beard was big, bold and magnificent and i miss him and his beard every day

  • @ErokLobotomist
    @ErokLobotomist 2 роки тому

    My son absolutely loves this song.

  • @SuperExodian
    @SuperExodian 8 років тому +25

    what if only my mum had a beard? :O

    • @Bullerjahn666
      @Bullerjahn666 8 років тому +5

      everything ok.......mum is dad, and dad the beardless mum ;-)

    • @MaruKamikaze
      @MaruKamikaze 8 років тому

      that was exactly my thought xD

  • @Vladislak
    @Vladislak 12 років тому +4

    I'm proud to say that I've never seen my father without a beard, and neither has my mother.

  • @TheBlackDeck
    @TheBlackDeck 8 років тому +41

    524 beardless dad-moms watched this video.

  • @ashleysabens4649
    @ashleysabens4649 5 років тому

    Was that the best song ever. YES

  • @bobmessier5215
    @bobmessier5215 3 роки тому +1

    Thank you so much for the funny video song. Beards are a symbol of Freedom and the Divine Masculine.

  • @TheElisabethMaria
    @TheElisabethMaria 10 років тому +3

    Im going to sing this to my future children XD

  • @flandry78
    @flandry78 8 років тому +30

    Proud son of two beardless mums.

  • @josiahmann5605
    @josiahmann5605 8 років тому +30

    I was once singing this song to myself at the Dr office. Then I walked around the corner and face to face with the catholic priest. He looked most unimpressed and beardless. I feel sorry for the poor guy not being able to have a wife or a beard. :-P

    • @hellothere9407
      @hellothere9407 6 років тому +9

      He can't have a wife because Christianity prohibits gay marriage

    • @crownofglory1264
      @crownofglory1264 11 місяців тому

      @@hellothere9407 The priests in the old testament, were warriors, had beards down to their waists and had wives. The one in the new had wives, can't say much about the beards (Roman influence meant it unpopular for beards and long hair). Pretty much man-made tradition has crept into the church.

  • @MikeSandersman1
    @MikeSandersman1 11 років тому +2

    I'm proud to say that My father always had a beard when I was growing up. He still does.

  • @DavidLettvin
    @DavidLettvin 11 років тому +1

    Really like this. Just remember that as GK Chesterton said, "You cannot grow a beard in a moment of passion."

  • @joj3734
    @joj3734 8 років тому +18

    im glad my dad has a beard now

  • @brandonriggs1788
    @brandonriggs1788 5 років тому +7

    This song is great! My daughter told me when I shaved my beard off due to health issues that I look disgusting without it. "Why you do dat daddy?" Thankfully, my beard is back and never going away again. My son is of the same opinion. I will never make him shave.

    • @vtoday2010
      @vtoday2010 3 роки тому

      Because kids are smarter then most of adults

  • @timsmith854
    @timsmith854 9 років тому +5

    My dad had a beard for most of his' short life (cancer 57). It has been ten years but I will never forget you lying to the publican when I was underage.....

  • @andrewstrehlow
    @andrewstrehlow 10 років тому +2

    why I am growing the beard back out... Dont' want to have my sons have this song sang to them... ;) Hilarious video too!

  • @joshua98
    @joshua98 5 років тому

    8 days into this year and I found this.....this year is going to be great. I hope everyone else has an even better one ✌🏾✌🏾✌🏾

  • @bigbadgabe
    @bigbadgabe 9 років тому +3

    I can dig it.

  • @tuber00009
    @tuber00009 8 років тому +44

    Hats off to the beards who were the first heteronormative band to come out in support of marriage equality!

  • @Livinbreath
    @Livinbreath 11 років тому +3

    Unless his mum is Italian. Then one of em has a beard

  • @yourmotherstesticles
    @yourmotherstesticles 12 років тому

    Never have truer words been spoke.

  • @StankPlanks
    @StankPlanks 8 років тому +1

    The beards are the best thing to happen to music!

  • @Heine97
    @Heine97 7 років тому +8

    I need a beard

  • @Celedan
    @Celedan 3 роки тому +4

    its 2020, havent shaved for months, I discovered at an age of 27 that I can in fact grow a beard. Never shaving ever again.

  • @W4k3Up
    @W4k3Up 10 років тому +6

    All hail the beard! Long live the beard, bearded fellows!

  • @Starcrow999
    @Starcrow999 9 років тому +1

    Saw them in Stockholm yesterday September 5th... super good.

  • @chocolatekara
    @chocolatekara 12 років тому

    Seriously, one of the best songs ever

  • @Tryhardevil123
    @Tryhardevil123 8 років тому +5

    my school teacher is friends with these guys xD

  • @DehnusNorder
    @DehnusNorder 9 років тому +46

    But what if me mum has a beard?

    • @DuTubisch
      @DuTubisch 9 років тому +37

      +DehnusNorder If your mum has a beard, you got two dads!

    • @DehnusNorder
      @DehnusNorder 9 років тому +11

      DuTubisch
      Woman can have beards too! In Australia :).

    • @thecavemanbeard7062
      @thecavemanbeard7062 8 років тому

      +DehnusNorder hahahaha

    • @olliescully4946
      @olliescully4946 8 років тому +7

      ... if your mum also has a beard, you've GOT TWO GODS!!!

    • @PhilipRed
      @PhilipRed 5 років тому

      your mom is portuguese

  • @infamousrhino6926
    @infamousrhino6926 10 років тому +15

    I don`t have a beard because I am only 13 but I have got a slight moustache! And it is mint!

    • @davidedelli7812
      @davidedelli7812 9 років тому +11

      I'm 13 and I have a beard.
      *guitar solo*

    • @natrone23
      @natrone23 9 років тому +5

      InfamousRhino Shave the turd stache son.

    • @thatlemonguy1107
      @thatlemonguy1107 6 років тому

      I hAd A bEaRd WhEn I wAs 3 YeArS oLd!

  • @ZephyrCreed
    @ZephyrCreed Рік тому +2

    Woke be damned. This is a fucking classic song I will always love and sing to. Eternally awesome

  • @siamoustimmons3399
    @siamoustimmons3399 8 років тому +4

    ahahahahahaha this is fricking amazing XD

  • @marcosgalvao3182
    @marcosgalvao3182 8 років тому +3

    my father have a nice beard 😀

  • @pierrelopes4845
    @pierrelopes4845 8 років тому +25

    there's a name for people without beard : Women !

    • @HandsomeNamed
      @HandsomeNamed 6 років тому

      Undead Bear
      Or military personnel.

    • @lunch6360
      @lunch6360 5 років тому

      You’ve clearly never met my aunties

    • @princezuko9430
      @princezuko9430 4 роки тому

      Pierre Lopes or children
      Or old people
      Or men
      What makes you a man is identifying as such, not shaving or driving trucks or whatever

    • @pierrelopes4845
      @pierrelopes4845 4 роки тому +2

      @@princezuko9430 Captain Obvious, u there ?

    • @princezuko9430
      @princezuko9430 4 роки тому

      Pierre Lopes captain toxicly masculine, hey sir

  • @viljamtheninja
    @viljamtheninja 8 років тому +1

    Celebrating international beard day today. Whiskey morning. Breakfast of champions!

  • @EricCartman113
    @EricCartman113 11 років тому

    It's good to see some brave people break the taboo.

  • @mrlovebxd
    @mrlovebxd 9 років тому +22

    394 beardless mums disliked the video :D

  • @christinanguyen8865
    @christinanguyen8865 10 років тому +13

    How did I end up on the weird side of UA-cam again?

    • @krokkrok4066
      @krokkrok4066 9 років тому +19

      you have always been on the wrong side of YT. this is the right one

    • @firebeardnc6012
      @firebeardnc6012 7 років тому +3

      You're on the beard side of youtube

  • @Frank_42
    @Frank_42 6 років тому +7

    Tell me the one on the left has a beard underneath the fake beard. Something doesn't seem legit.

  • @5688gamble
    @5688gamble 3 роки тому +1

    I am making amends for all the time spent shaving my face now, beard is now down to my chest on the chin and I've stopped trimming the rest, filling out nicely now! Wouldn't want my son to have 2 beardless moms!

  • @thomasjohnson2862
    @thomasjohnson2862 2 роки тому +1

    I like the filming error on 1:04 when the kid turns around to the right to look at his dad when the dad is right there to the other side in the camera shot

  • @FreeziFrozenFrosti
    @FreeziFrozenFrosti 10 років тому +6

    my mom taught me how to shave...

  • @ornitorrincos1
    @ornitorrincos1 11 років тому +4

    So if my mom had a beard but my dad didn't, would that be ok?

  • @smokerz87
    @smokerz87 10 років тому +11

    my ex wife wouldnt let me grow a beard.....hence "ex"

  • @frankangermann6460
    @frankangermann6460 2 роки тому

    I was your soundengineer in Dresden Germany…. I loved every beardy song…. 😂❤

  • @grandthefttheboss6745
    @grandthefttheboss6745 4 роки тому +2

    Sau geil 😊

  • @Andybiotics
    @Andybiotics 8 років тому +3

    I guess you have two dads then! lol