Fearless Flavors Boiled Dinner | Matty Matheson | Just A Dash | Ep 8
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- Опубліковано 7 січ 2020
- ITS THE FUCKING WEDNESDAY WEVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!!!! SCUM? CHECK! COMPLETE MELTDOWN? CHECK! DO I PULL IT THE FUCK BACK TO ORBIT??? FUCKING YES MY DOGGY DOGS! WE ARE MAKING A BOILED DINNER TO END ALL BOILED DINNERS!!!! FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY BOILED SOUL THIS EPISODE IS BEAUTOFUL AND FULL EMOTIONS AND SHOULD HAVE WON 67 GOLDEN GLOBES! ONCE AGAIN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE GOOD HOMIES AT APPLESTONE :)
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Recipe
Ingredients:
1 2 bone-in rib eye
2-3 marrow bones
1 side pork rib, cut into 3
1 whole chicken
2 carrot, peeled
2 celery stalks, cut in half
1 rutabaga, peeled and cut into wedges
1 leek stalk, dark green removed
4 Yukon gold potatoes, peeled
4 turnips, peeled and quartered
1 cup pearl onions, peeled
1 cup button mushrooms
3 tbsp chopped thyme
salt
Directions:
Place ribeye, bone marrow and pork ribs in a very large pot. Cover with cold water and heat
over high. Allow scum to rise to surface of water. Remove by skimming the surface of the liquid
with a ladle. Discard. Reduce heat and simmer for 2 hours
Place chicken, vegetables and herbs in pot, cover and continue to cook over low heat until
chicken is cooked through, about 1 more hour.
Remove meat and vegetables from broth and set aside.
Strain broth through a fine mesh sieve. Season with salt
Slice meat.
Place a few slices of the various meats and vegetables into shallow bowl, ladle broth over and
serve.
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a madman boiling meat and screaming into the void about absolutely nothing - truly the cooking show of our age
fuck*n right Bud
Modern day Graham Kerr !
This comment just made me do a spit take all over my computer screen
@Kathy Childress it feels like a crime. I thought that there would a cameo by Babish who would come stop him or something.
I read the word "nothing" at precisely the moment he said "nothing!" in the video XD
Looks like a meal I would get on a naval vessel in the 1840s and he looks like the chef who would give it to me
comment of the month
That’s Newfie cuisine in a nutshell, salted everything ❤️❤️
Perfect
Oh my god
😆
This is a cooking show. And a satire comedy. And an existential drama. And a motivational speech. And a biography.
Wow.
This man is a genius... I'm watching a cooking show with no intention of actually cooking this recipe.
same
isn't that every cooking show.....slurps instant noodles vigorously
Sub consciencly learning tho☝️🔥dill flavored chips👊
Dude, just get a big pot and boil shit in it. It's fire, homie
🤣🤣🤣 me too
Matty Matheson is a natural anti-depressant.
That some weirdo shit
You, sir are very correct.
@@gerardcowan155 lol i aint lyin tho. dude ALWAYS pulls me out of my depressive episodes.
Very True. watching his show is therapeutic
@@gerardcowan155 Have you ever suffered debilitating depression where you can't leave the house? Matty brings some joy in those moments. It ain't weirdo shit. It's fact
The soundtrack in this one was top tier.
Truth
What’s the intro song??
@@harveydrakeo6967 Still got the funk - Matthew goodman ft Matthew Bento
@@killa1two you are a gentleman and a scholar
@@harveydrakeo6967 it's this song but without the vocals
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“No salt, FLAVOURLESS! And thats what you want.”😂
I wish more cooking shows would show how things go wrong, and how they recover. Thanks Matty (and Michelle for saving the day). :)
Watching this show is a lot like the beginning stages of a horror movie everything initially seems okay but as the story progresses you see the main character quickly descend into madness..
I mean the insanity already started at 0:40 so...
and instead of jumpscares, matty suddenly just says the weirdest shit.
We're all fond of Matty's lobster
i'm wanking, so yeah kinda true
He's the hannibal lector of animals
Sometimes I wonder if Matty is a prisoner on a kitchen show set and he’s trying to call for help.
Nick Supapol just spit out my drink choking! Lmaooo
"NO SALT" I laughed so hard but that's what a prisoner who lost his mind would do.
Oil and water is code for send nudez
I am one of the cooks for my college teams. If someone dared tell me well done or unseasoned, I will leave your burger on the grill until it is burnt and purposely throw red wine on it. I am the cook and cooks season!
Maybe your onto something here. I mean what does a cry for help look like?
"If it's gray, it's gotta be healthy for you" - Eric Andre
I never tried seal meat.
You know what ive never had? Penguin meat
Love the line "we drop everything in our boiled FUCK!!" xD
I would like there to be a section of the merch store where all proceeds go directly to Michelle's post-shoot wine fund
You misspelled nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy, and alcohol ca ca ca ca cocaine...
S/o to the spine of this show aka Michelle. WE APPRECIATE YOU
The whole crew ❤️❤️ love you guys
Props to Michelle! Get that girl a joint and a weekend off.
@Michael Damn straight!
I used to be so hungry coming home as a kid and i could smell that shit coming down the driveway i would almost turn around and head back out but knowing thats all there was to eat ha ha i hate that shit🙃
Nasty meat eaters they are not only animal abusers, but corpse munchers also!
Matty reminds me of my fun older brother we lost in 2017. Always gave it 100% extra in the kitchen. Big Wyrm would have loved your style and show. I know I do.
after watching this like six times i still don't know by the end of it if Matty likes a boiled dinner
Cooking with Matty:
20% cooking
80% life advice
100% YAAAAARGH
And you know what I’m fine with this totally fine with it.
13:28
This man is just Caps lock as a human being
LOL PERFECT description.
SHANE, BY GUM, YOU FIGURED IT OUT. YOU ABSOLUTE MAD BEAST
Real big brain moment
Ya he's like if Charlie day and Jack black had a kid.
@@46chambersoflife Fucking Eh!
I’m glad he has his own shows now on his own channel. Respect, you deserve it. No one else should profit on your talents Matty
"You know what they say, if its gray its healthy for you"
@kevin Leyden “quick shout out to Christina Applegate!”
Breathes In:
*MICHELEEEEEELLLLLLLEEE*
*FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK*
I think Matty is a Incubus, it's like he feeding off of Michelle's energy. She always looks so tired :)
I imagine the seagull meme.
Michelle is Matty's Vinny
@@potsdelosreyes6835 atta boy Vin
He's like if my dog turned into a human for a day and tried to do human things.
Wur Blur your dog’s a really good cook 👨🏾🍳
420
I want your dog
I spat my soup out!
No.
i literally have watched this episode 307 times, and this is the first time i have noticed the Info Wars logo in the corner
You kept track?
Why was I just about to comment on the info wars logo
"I am fearless!"
*cues noodling clip*
I love Matty, but WHO is editing these videos??? THEY DESERVE SO MUCH CREDIT.
bashful78 they really do lol
bashful78 agreed.
Has to be ol Vinnie
@@emmanualmccoy9772 who is it?
666 likes... you’re welcome
michelle constantly looks annoyed at matty AND I LOVE IT
And her laughing at 10:54 is just priceless
Wayne Wu shes a gem for sure
“So now what we have here is a big pot of flavorless meat and vegetables.” Oh my god I’m dying.
Matty always gives the most perfect depiction of working in a kitchen, from my experience: From absolute confidence and synergy to complete chaos and confusion in just moments. Love it
“Uncensored” Matty is so much better than what he was like on the Munchies channel 😂
James Zagorski Correct
Nasty meat eaters they are not only animal abusers, but corpse munchers also!
@@thegreatecb you are loved
@@thegreatecb You are loved
It’s a very conflicting feeling because it’s once Cholula hot sauce sponsored them he couldn’t swear and be as grimy as much and it was like watching a caged tiger, yet at the same time cholula is my favorite hot sauce.
“We plop those into our boiled FUCKKK” -Matty Matheson 2020
Watched that about ten times in a row and I’m still laughing
Nasty meat eaters they are not only animal abusers, but corpse munchers also!
@@thegreatecb hahaha
@@thegreatecb fuck off soiboi
scollin hahaha same!
I craved this all through my pregnancy, I made a big batch for postpartum meals. It made me so happy. Thanks Matty
Why no boiled dinner while pregnant?
@@lucilletabbutt6703 it’s all I ate, I ain’t never gonna stop eating boiled dinner!
@@Sarahlucylahey oh I misunderstood, I thought you didn't eat it until postpartum.
👊
In New Zealand, throw in some dumplings (we call them dough boys) and some water cress and that's called a boil up, and it's amazing.
"And then I rise, just like the scum. AND THEN YOU GUYS SKIM ME. And all of a sudden im a fresh, beautiful, dark brown broth, shining bright."
That's so deep.
Matty and Michelle are both sides of clinic depression
This is true
Manic depression*
Ya, we live in Canada and its winter 8 months of the year and we grew up with boiled dinner!
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
I just discovered matty this morning at four am and I cant stop. Thank you for amazing content man.
BEST OF ALL TIME! I love your charisma and energy. Peace. Love. Respect.
When he said, "and I'm cute." I winked at the screen for some reason.
Lmao!!!! I did tooooo!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I actually can't tell if Matty hates or loves his boiled dinner
Can't tell if Matty loves or hates life
Alexxx X was that an attempt at a fat joke? Because it was terrible
kick nah it was just right 👌
That's a portuguese stew. Look it up. Most humble, healthieat and pleasureable food on the planet
Boiled dinner is amazing
I grew up with only corn beef in boiled dinner maybe because my mothers irish but this video has expanded my horizons, have always been a fan of this meal
My favorite dinner would be boiled corned beef, green cabbage, decent spuds and loads of butter 🧈..cooked by my mam,
And yes, I can cook ,well ..
Coming from a place where people make boiled dinner started me on a journey of a lifetime learning how to cook. This video made my life come full circle. I can now die a happy man.
this show feels like an anxiety attack
@@JcastroCFH lolll fr
Yo I have panic attacks and this was a challenge lol
It's an accurate depiction of every cook in the industry. Just having an existential crisis every day.
I'll log off. Comment of the year!!! 😅😅😅
go watch eric andre
"Grey and unremarkable food is my specialty, actually."
Matty Matheson, 2020
Damn. I laughed at this too loud that my neighbors screamed in unison.
Matty is a role model and a therapist to me.
And he also has a cooking show.
You would love "fårikål", it's Norways national dish. It's boiled lamb/sheep and cabbage, served with potatoes and sometimes rutabaga mash
This guy is an introverts worst nightmare.
As an introvert.. I can confirm. I'm comfortable with him. Through a 6 inch screen in my hands rather than irl 😅😅
@@user-xv8tr5to7j Fair point
I'm an introvert and had never questioned my heterosexuality until I found my very first Matty cooking vid back in the vice munchies days. I know hes married but like...look at the food he cooks
then you don't know what an introvert is
Lol well I'm an introvert and I had a bestfriend JUST like him. We balanced each other out.
This show is, in general, a look into a man’s descent into insanity, but this episode is extra. The man is boiling a steak.
so What??
That's a roast buddy and not a fucking cheap cut either. In Newfoundland we do a similar meal but it it's cheap cuts and it's preserved in salt, so fucking good!
@@geraldhoskins7232 tbh, i came here expecting a Jigg's Dinner recipe. Was somewhat disappointed when he boiled a pricey cut of meat.
U wud rather eat the scum then, all meat shud be boiled
the boiled meat meme is even more dumb than the pineapple on pizza meme.
I've watched this episode ten times and every time Matty makes me giggle like a little school girl to tears!!
this editor deserves an oscar !
"You want this to taste as beige as possible". Yes, Matty, I'm with you.
"I'm tryin' to make a giant pot of flavorless fukkin' flavor".... can't teach that!!!
@Dave Hawkins It's Elias Cairo
@sennadasilva11 no.
@sennadasilva11 Yer off color spelling troubles me.
@sennadasilva11 shut up America lite
This show stresses and relaxes me at the same time
I’ve made this three times during Covid now and I love it more each time
Michelle broke character, i saw her laugh 😂
Legend has it that Michelle was born wearing overalls.
lol im pretty sure the first 12 episode were filmed on the same day. he talked about it on Santinos podcast
@@adammsbarry That explains why she looks so fucking exhausted lol
CARHARTT, CUT THE CHECK!
Love watching this guy, he cooks and entertain at the same time! So much fun to watch!! ThankU #cookingcomic
One year and one day ago this fine man boiled us a dinner
"I'm fearless... And I'm cute!"
I need a gif of that
Time stamp?
Donovan Higgins I second that
@@ThatDonovanKid 13:44 ;)
13:44 timestamp
Me, back to the screen: “YEAH, you are...” 😏
“We’re like water and oil”
> proceeds to completely misrepresent how oil and water actually behave
Lmao gotta love Matty
We do this every week on Sunday here in Newfoundland. All families get together and cherish this meal
I love you Marty. You bring me so much joy
The Sun is shining, and Matty uploaded a video. It's gonna be a good day people
Hell yes
Same in Baltimore
No sunshine here but damn a lil bit o matty goes a loNG FUCKING WAY
@@Roach4K Damn right. Love it.
"The thing that makes this show really real, is that it's real."
FlattopTiki Why Matty doing SnyperWolf thumbs? Hate it love Matty.
Watching Matty shows is like watching a whole bunch of comedy bits put together. Btw his cooking rocks 🎸 😋
Best chef ever! Has given my family. Of four boys under nine the best meal ideas. And i am so inspired to cook for them as their mommy. 😘 Thank you Matty!
Michelle looks like she's extremely stressed about what's happening.
Show more love for Michelle! ❤️
We've established that she appears as if she's just given birth to Matty on set. And we can't blame her.
Love!
Michelle, You are an amazing person. The universe has ordained you for this moment. Embrace it. We wish you nothing but happiness and hope. And please tell Matty to F himself when he needs it. Everyone needs a trurh teller in their lives. Matty, call me when Michelle calls you out! Seriously, well done. The road to success is dull, painful, and frequently insane. Keep going! 😃
“It’s not like water boarding the vegetables. The vegetables aren’t alive and they don’t have secrets that will destroy our country.”
Patrick Glaser Aren’t we the worst? 😝
Vegetables contribute to insulin resistance causing everything else...google it fatty
Good parent comment. The rest of you are fucking twats.
@@bananasplit4249 is that a self deprecating Canadian joke that I don't get or some freaky ass Canadian threat??
For some people, Christmas doesn't begin until they've seen Hans Gruber falling from the Nakatomi Tower. For me, Christmas doesn't begin until I've seen Matty Matheson dripping a load of chicken blood everywhere.
As a west coast canadian fan, please p,ease p,ease p,ease please make more "Just A Dash" episodes!!!!!!!!! Genius content, genius video editing, and you, torts, Michelle, sound guy and Camara B make real magic. I yearn for new shows!
I'd love to see the crew get to eat some of the food at the end to get their reactions.
Revmaynard this
Agreeeed 1000%.
The person who edits these is my hero.
Keith Kekezwa give him a raise
I am just rewatching just a dash, it’s comforting
“Vanilla ass cooking shows” instantly thinks of Bobby Flay lmao
Matty is the shining light in a cold, unforgiving world
Michelle is such a precious gift from the heavens
In Kentucky we make this but replace all those meats you use with a large pot roast. Sometimes my mom would add beef bouillon to boost flavor so good yum
My wife's family from the east coast introduced me to boiled dinner and it tastes A LOT better then it looks. It's my favourite Sunday family dinner
He has more energy in this episode than I have had in my entire life.
Coke lol
“I’m like bubububa and she’s like AHYAHYAHYAAYHAYHAYHA” lmaooo this mans is a legend
I dunno why but, written out this is way more funny
Matty: tell me what I did wrong
Romanians everywhere: you forgot the fking garlic
Please, we need a dish that has no garlic.
Don’t change a god damn thing Matti buddy we’re all rooting for ya! 😃😃😃
"Then I rise, just like the scum". The Poet Laureate for the modern age has just been established.
When Matty rubs his head under his toque and yells “FOUCKKK”... me atleast 5 times a day.
Skela Canada we say it here way more then “beanie”
Skela guess its a Canadian thing lol
I learned that name from crowder when he does a bit
Love this series. ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Matty is like a web browser. All these different apps open, none of them are music apps but there's music coming from somewhere. Beautiful thing!
The smell of a boiled dinner cooking on a cold winter day is the definition of comfort food!!
Pot au feu baby
That and it Stew's and Soups...which is not that far off from a boiled dinner!
100 percent what I had in mind.
Prefer soup
This is a no longer a cooking show, it is a show on life.
Amen🙏
i hung out with matty in college a few times.... so much crazy so much love and a solid dude.
I will never make this, yet here I am watching flavorless boiled meat being cooked.
Love This
This show is literally just a cooking version of "I Think You Should Leave" on crack. Matty has found his style. Matty has fully evolved. Matty is my new god.
William Shaw gahhh! The royal greatness that is that show! I haven’t found anything that compares to how uniquely funny that show has been since!
This isn't his final form...
I commented on a matty video once saying something along the lines of "I'd watch this man boil water". Which I basically what I've just watched and I loved every minute of it
That looks lovely - you should add dips like we do in Italy - red sauce, horseradish sauce, green sauce...
ketchup and relish?
The only boiled dinner I knew before this was hot dogs
6:13
I love how he was about to sing then stops cause he realized the pot was too small lol
Never in my life have I so greatly enjoyed watching someone boil meat.
Truth
As a Canadian who suffers in the -30 to -50 degree Celsius winters this is always my go to comfort food just throw it in a giant slow cooker in the am. by dinner add the veggies and by supper you get a nice hot boiled dinner after working outside on a cold windy day.
My mom takes a half a ham, cabbage,carrots,potatoes and onions and boils them. Its so yummy, you wouldn't think to look but with butter and a little salt and pepper its fo good and a chilly day.
Every episode is another step towards Matty's unsettling decent into madness
Straight up name that restaurant "The Grey Area" and put it in the bay area lol
Doug Reggio your joke was GREYt
Or near area 51
I love Matty’s use of the Rutabaga! We call them Neeps in Scotland and I’d honestly never seen them used until I started watching your videos….comedy and cooking! It’s a combination
My new motto: “I’m fearless...and I’m cute” while staring into an imaginary camera 🤣