This whole thing was chaos and it was glorious. Like a roadrunner banging a tasmanian devil with benny’s amethyst crystal butt plug glinting in the distance.
I'm convinced it's designed so you drop acid and Watch from the start of season 1 so by the time you get to this part, you are just fucking railed and sludge is doing you no favours
Matty should have a Matty's tattoos shirt in the merch store so we could all look like him with his shirt off. With a turtle neck version for those harsh Cincinnati winters.
I wish I knew how they get the final product of this show. Someone wrote this episode after the fact and then probably did a collaboration with the editing.
Every one of you deserves an Emmy or whatever the equivalent is, but none more so they whomever is responsible for the absolute excellence of editing in these videos. Watching this video 100% made my day better. Thank you to everyone involved.
This is the greatest, most entertaining thing Matty and crew have done... EVER! I come back to this episode over and over, just for the entertainment value. BRING BACK SLUDGE!
When Matty hit the climax of his Cincinnatti-Chili-induced acid trip and screamed out "YEAAHHHHHH!!!!!" as his eyeballs quadrupled in size, I immediately knew I needed to make this dish. What a legend.
@@bodainwonderland8917 I am also from Cincinnati and I can assure you they don't. I mean, yea you can ask for beans on your 4-way at Gold Star or Skyline but they don't put them in the chili. They'll just drop a spoonfull of bland-ass kidney beans on top of your chili. I'd bet beans are by far the least common way to have a 4-way
Hats off the the editing and animation crew on this one. Also wtf. I didn’t even learn how to cook. Most of what I took away was I can’t look at ground beef normally again
Okey so the video editor is a GOD, the crew is made up of legends, Michelle does 90% of the food and Matty is there to complain and scream and sometimes to stir the pot. Best cooking show ever doe. I'd pay to work there.
Hey Matty, native Cincinnatian here. Your recipe is really close to what we eat. We tend to use less traditional chili spices. It's Greek in origin, not Tex-Mex. And there's sometimes nutmeg. Most people don't put actual chocolate in the chili, they'll use cocoa powder. You got the cinnamon! Yay! The amount of cheese you used is 100% accurate. And you like our chili! So many people claim to hate it. It's very popular to hate on my city. Just for liking it, you're my dude!
This was just an insane amazing journey of delusion, indigestion, paranoia, megalomania and sludge. Thank you for allowing us to be part of this journey.
I feel like comparisons to Lynch get thrown around too much, but that talking ball of ground beef, with the face, flying around the room and speaking with an unnaturally deep voice felt extremely Lynch.
This is legitimately one of the greatest things I've ever seen, and not to get weird but Michelle's vibe on the floor saying Big Cleanup is extremely my jam. That's my kind of weird.
This is a real trip. Matty is outdoing himself once again, after the Mattys patties episode in S1 I was hoping for more of this genius filmmaking.... It's just getting better and better
I just love how he said he needed a drink of milk but that was cream and heavy cream at that he just drank from the carton. This was an extra special treat for sure!
This episode actually opened up my head and touched parts of my brain that I’ve never felt before, and I’ve come to realise I just drink alcohol to turn off the negative voice in my head that is so critical of mistakes I make and maybe I should just talk to myself in a more positive way from now on and I won’t need the drugs. Cool.
This is so much better than TV. I don't know what I watched but it was magical Sludge. The editors on this video were on an epic level. I think my mind exploded onto a sludge level.
Born and raised in Cincinnati. When your a kid and get off the bus to walk home in the freezing rain and you open the door to your mom's house and she is cooking this chili and the whole house smells like it; its a beautiful moment and made for great memories. Go Bucks!!!
Lifelong Cincinnatian here. At the beginning I was horrified, but as the video progressed I was amazed. Would love to try this recipe compared to the standard mix we have here. My favorite go to's are 3-ways and chili cheese fries. Always funny to ask someone from out of town if they want to go out for a 3-way
Oh my god. I haven't watched Matty in a while and one thing that struck me was the production quality. Wow they either pump a lot more money into the show now, or got a super talented editor.
I made this recipe today, it’s really good! One small tip is to cut back a little with the dark chocolate and use 75% cocoa or above so it won’t end up on the sweeter side. Good luck!
It's nice to see people finally admitting that all cows that get struck by lightning become sentient ground beef that wants us to leave our wives for them.
The way this show is going it's gonna take like three or four more episodes until Matty is doing jumping jacks in the nude and a live rendition of the Rocky Horror Picture Show where every Character is played by Jeff Goldblum. While a Beef Short Rib and Bacon Mac 'n Cheese is burning in the background Can't wait for it.
I love how Just A Dash started off relatively normal in the first episodes but turned into an alternative reality afterwards.
That's pretty much what 2020 did too, tbf
What do you mean this ISN'T a Tim & Eric show?
That's because Matty took a tab and is still tripping months later.
I act just like matty in the kitchen. Start losing my mind before i get 10 mins in
Don't you like the fly that lands on the pot. XD
These are entering the sphere of high art
Salvador Matheson’s Surrealist Cookup
It’s moved well beyond a cooking show. This is performance art of the highest level right now. Should be streaming like from the fu8king Guggenheim!
Giving me Twin Peaks vibes tbh
The only time I get high is to watch Just A Dash lmao
Food completely secondary as always
Matty: Unstoppable Force
Sound Guy: Immovable Object
Underrated comment
I want Just a Dash team to know the editing is out of this world. The difference between this and other Matty shows is night and day. Gfj
Right? It doesn't even seem like the editors are stretching the content-- I can't imagine how much they have to start with.
FACTS.
You’re right - it’s way overboard and not funny
@@ericpetersen6188 you got it wrong bud
This whole thing was chaos and it was glorious. Like a roadrunner banging a tasmanian devil with benny’s amethyst crystal butt plug glinting in the distance.
This show becomes more of an acid trip with every episode, like wtf is going on anymore? I can't stop watching tho...
Bro I was thinking the same thing
I dunno what you're talking about. This is just a cooking show.
I'm convinced it's designed so you drop acid and Watch from the start of season 1 so by the time you get to this part, you are just fucking railed and sludge is doing you no favours
Hahahaha, don't even fucking care about the recipe stuff...just that insanity shit
well the first few he wasnt into the grateful dead then that year he got into it and its been like this least thats what i noticed prob droppin acid
Michelle as a green screen is one of the greatest tv show plot twists ever
Matty without a shirt still looks like he's wearing a shirt.
true!!
🙂
@@MooDeng3 your cat looks fat
I love looking at MAtty without a shirt!
Matty should have a Matty's tattoos shirt in the merch store so we could all look like him with his shirt off. With a turtle neck version for those harsh Cincinnati winters.
Fact
WELCOME TO JUST A DASH: it’s a cooking show.
I’m not too sure about that last bit Matty
This is just a spaghetti!
@@robertcotrell9810 _Ehhhhhhhh_
"Just a little bit of oil" half a cup
"Just a little bit of butter" whole block
The editing on this show is on a whole 'nother level.
Wasn't expecting Michelle the Walking Green Screen. Classic
I was feeling it. She lookin' like a SNACK
When the sludge started speaking I felt that
Sound guy has one of the hardest jobs in the world probably
Imagine being the PA on this set lol
JUST A DASH LAYOUT
-Matty: MC
-Michelle: Sidekick
-Sound Guy: The Antoganoist
Michelle with the absolute drip 😤✊🏻
Yeaaahhh
Drips of chilli yeah
I NEED this show to come back, I yearn for this show in my bones!
I need a Michelle episode of just a dash, even if it’s like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or a bowl of cereal. I need it!!!!
Down for that
She's probably a really good cook actually
She an amazing cook - featured in a few munchies vids
@@glenrock2389 there ya go then. She can do more than PB&J, and I'm 100% here for it.
She makes and sells edibles for a living outside the show, I think it would make a kick ass episode
This is my first UA-cam comment....
Because I've never been so confused, scared and hungry and happy all in one video.
I wanna party with whoever edits this show
I wish I knew how they get the final product of this show. Someone wrote this episode after the fact and then probably did a collaboration with the editing.
We asked for more Michelle. We got a whole other level.
Yeah he's milking that cow..no pun intended, Michelle seems like a great person
She god dosed this day.
I’m sorry to say I would be fine with less Michelle
MOAR
@@ZachJenkins amen
Every one of you deserves an Emmy or whatever the equivalent is, but none more so they whomever is responsible for the absolute excellence of editing in these videos. Watching this video 100% made my day better. Thank you to everyone involved.
Michelle's look of perpetual contempt and boredom made me fall in love with her so badly
I too love emotionally unavailable women.
the character from park and recreation I would say :)
Girl next door babe for sure.
Bruh Michelle’s so bad
@@dylannotsor6955 I would be perfect for you ❤️
This like hit is for Michelle and the “Big Cleanup”!
wtf is happening to me
Fancy to see you here.
This is the greatest, most entertaining thing Matty and crew have done... EVER! I come back to this episode over and over, just for the entertainment value. BRING BACK SLUDGE!
What. Did. I just. Watch.
@@flayrah yes
This is a side to Michelle we have never experienced before
Michelle is the S&P to this whoooooole show! MORE MICHELLE
It’s the mushrooms
Yes, smiling, and not peeved 😁
Agreed, she’s the best, reminds me of Aubrey Plaza a bit
MICHELLE!!!!!!!!!
This was, without a doubt, one of the greatest episodes of a cooking show in the history of existence.
Why does that random chicken in the oven have me dying laughing
"There's nothing in the oven." HAHA yeah that was gold
I think it was a goose or a duck.
yeah! wtf was that haha
christmas goose baby
When Matty hit the climax of his Cincinnatti-Chili-induced acid trip and screamed out "YEAAHHHHHH!!!!!" as his eyeballs quadrupled in size, I immediately knew I needed to make this dish. What a legend.
You need beans dont forget the beans or oyster crackers
@@bodainwonderland8917 Beans!? Fucking nobody eats beans on Cincinnati Chili.
@@mtl10 I'm from cincinnati amd I can definitely assure you they do
@@bodainwonderland8917 I am also from Cincinnati and I can assure you they don't. I mean, yea you can ask for beans on your 4-way at Gold Star or Skyline but they don't put them in the chili. They'll just drop a spoonfull of bland-ass kidney beans on top of your chili. I'd bet beans are by far the least common way to have a 4-way
@@bodainwonderland8917 came here to says this,
This show needs an Emmy. I love it.
Hats off the the editing and animation crew on this one. Also wtf. I didn’t even learn how to cook. Most of what I took away was I can’t look at ground beef normally again
seriously... I will never look at meat the same haha we were just making burgers for the show and I couldn't get this out of my head haha
As a fan from Cincinnati I never clicked so fast
As a fan not from Cincinnati, I clicked faster.
As a fan from Cincinnati I’m also here.
Love the lightning strike
Same!! Suburbs of west chester here 🙌🏽
I’m from Bridgetown but live in Greensburg, Indiana.
This show was like falling asleep hungry and having a crazy fever dream lmao
Okey so the video editor is a GOD, the crew is made up of legends, Michelle does 90% of the food and Matty is there to complain and scream and sometimes to stir the pot. Best cooking show ever doe. I'd pay to work there.
Hey Matty, native Cincinnatian here. Your recipe is really close to what we eat. We tend to use less traditional chili spices. It's Greek in origin, not Tex-Mex. And there's sometimes nutmeg. Most people don't put actual chocolate in the chili, they'll use cocoa powder. You got the cinnamon! Yay! The amount of cheese you used is 100% accurate.
And you like our chili! So many people claim to hate it. It's very popular to hate on my city. Just for liking it, you're my dude!
Yep, but I clocked him doing a 4 way...... not a 5 way........ But my favorite is the Dixie 6 way....
The wife is a skyline fanatic, as a Denver native we always battle on if skyline chilli or Green Chile is best. Lol
U killed Harambe bro
May I ask what spices you would use to make a true Cincinnatian chilli, please?
@@JHVEI can’t wait to get back to cincy and get a gator from Dixie lol
This was just an insane amazing journey of delusion, indigestion, paranoia, megalomania and sludge. Thank you for allowing us to be part of this journey.
Therapist: Sludge is not real he cant hurt you
Sludge :
show me what that mouf do LMAO
Just A Dash has gone full David Lynch. I love it.
I feel like comparisons to Lynch get thrown around too much, but that talking ball of ground beef, with the face, flying around the room and speaking with an unnaturally deep voice felt extremely Lynch.
When he looked in the oven and there was a duck in there. "Nothings in the oven."
😱😱😱
Any episode with Matty's acid eyes is a winner in my book, and so far I think that's been all of them.
This is legitimately one of the greatest things I've ever seen, and not to get weird but Michelle's vibe on the floor saying Big Cleanup is extremely my jam. That's my kind of weird.
If the Eric Andre Show ever has a cooking bit, you would be the perfect chef for it
Fucking thank you, 1000%
They did that
Without the best cooking show on the net. Matty's best series. Love Just a Dash
This is the most insane episode of Just A Dash I’ve ever seen. Might be on the list of most insane things I’ve ever seen.
this is your best video.
MICHELLE SUCH A BABE 🥴
April Ludgates best cameo
@@SKOOB2 underrated comment
came to the comment section looking for this - total babe
That’s Sona’s sister from Conan
So much of
This is a real trip. Matty is outdoing himself once again, after the Mattys patties episode in S1 I was hoping for more of this genius filmmaking.... It's just getting better and better
This is not an anthology series. You need to start with season 1 episode 1, or you'll be lost.
Thats what's so great about it lol
You are so right, the descent into madness
It’s true. I showed my mom this episode and I’m pretty sure she thinks I’ve lost my mind
Watching this while stoned out of my mind nearly drove me insane. Highlight of my week.
I love how Michelle is featuring more in the episodes. Shes good value!
As someone living in Cincinnati I've never been so proud.
True lol
Im getting skyline for lunch now.
Sky Line is so terrible
@@JC-wd4yz you’ve been reported and banned
Skyline > gold star
"Don't burn your mouth today again"
Followed by burning his mouth again had me rolling 😂🤣
Yo, this show is turning into a fever dream
This is rivaling the levels of genius and lsd of the Matty's Patty's video.
Where's the Sludge merch line already?? Also, the music at the end of the episode was the perfect choice.
this was a rollercoaster of emotions
At the end of the episode you will want to search for this song: Shelter You - Sarah Wassall, Bob Bradley, Matt Sanchez
was looking for this thanks
You the man! Google couldn't find it by the lyrics I could pick up
Thanks!
Thank you!
Every episode is like a decent into madness, Just A Dash is genuinely modern performance art.
I just love how he said he needed a drink of milk but that was cream and heavy cream at that he just drank from the carton. This was an extra special treat for sure!
This episode actually opened up my head and touched parts of my brain that I’ve never felt before, and I’ve come to realise I just drink alcohol to turn off the negative voice in my head that is so critical of mistakes I make and maybe I should just talk to myself in a more positive way from now on and I won’t need the drugs. Cool.
are you okay
@@meryempurcell5814 im cured now
I love seeing more of michelle and the crew. this has been such a hilarious episode.
The energy of this vs home style cookery is like a fucking fever dream, and I love it!
I'm starting the official Michelle fan club. Her snark makes me so proud.
Michelle is a gem. MOAR MICHELLE PLZ!!!!!
Agreed!
This is the best televised 20 minutes of food CONTENT ever made, past preset or future
This is so much better than TV. I don't know what I watched but it was magical Sludge. The editors on this video were on an epic level. I think my mind exploded onto a sludge level.
I feel sorry and also excited for anyone who is looking for a recipe for Cincinnati chili and ends up clicking on this video.
Hahaha
hahahaha
I’m from Cincy, not sure how I feel about this recipe lol. Dude is clearly insane.... but now I’m craving some Skyline haha
Skyline is rad! I’m from Michigan and always loved that shit. Till I got halfway home....🔥💩🍑🤘💎
Still trying to perfect the recipe.
Why? This recipe and show kick ass.
Whoever edited this must have had the time of their life lol
Omg, opposite probably-- they probably had to cut so much content! I want director's cuts of all of these haha
@@jayevan_photography lol yes
I LIVE FOR THIS SERIES . Funding needs to go to this show only
SEASON 2 MICHELLE IS BABIN' and that's the whole truth.
69 likes very nice nobody else like it or you will have bad luck for 420 years.
I completely agree with this. Lol
@anonymous how dare you! 😤 Its true tho ahha
I grew up in Cincy. I've had this about a million times. True comfort food. Thanks Matty. Looks great
The chaos calms me I literally watch this in the kitchen in the shower while I do my makeup my energy is aligned thank you.
Born and raised in Cincinnati. When your a kid and get off the bus to walk home in the freezing rain and you open the door to your mom's house and she is cooking this chili and the whole house smells like it; its a beautiful moment and made for great memories. Go Bucks!!!
Can confirm.
@W. Dearth no. Some do. Some don't care.
This is very fitting for the week of Halloween... ground beef now scares me.
Sludge is totally awesome. He's great at parties. A little perverted. But still an all around cool kinda dude.
Ah. Brought back memories. Skyline chilli. Loved it many times
For those of you still wondering: the name of the song at the end is called Shelter You by Sarah Wassall, Bob Bradley, and Matt Sanchez
I have literally searched this all day, just came back to this video to try again after giving up, thank you.
@@emalinedickinson7492 Shazam next time????
Thank you thank you thank you! Shazam wouldn't work!
Thank you! I was wondering, actually. Here is another great song by the same group of folks: ua-cam.com/video/_KkzlboboZk/v-deo.html
Amazing thanks
This show is just inter dimensional cable in real life
Perfect comment! Also (looks around) I'd love to go down on Michelle. Real talk.
Lifelong Cincinnatian here. At the beginning I was horrified, but as the video progressed I was amazed. Would love to try this recipe compared to the standard mix we have here.
My favorite go to's are 3-ways and chili cheese fries. Always funny to ask someone from out of town if they want to go out for a 3-way
Most chefs: "Dry oregano, one pinch * whispers* just a dash...
"
Matty: *DRY OREGANO, ONE PINCH, JUST A DAAaAAaASH!*
This is some of the best content I’ve seen on UA-cam!
I am very disturbed but I cant stop watching
"Is it bath time, Daddy?"
Came for the Cincy chili, stayed for the masterpiece of sight and sound
that shot of sludge getting put in the sauce. the music.
one of the best horror movies of all time.
Michelle eating the spaghetti with her hands at the end killed me for some reason!
I just want to see the point where they were like "we should totally make a meat head that floats and interacts with Matty". Total genius!
Oh my god. I haven't watched Matty in a while and one thing that struck me was the production quality. Wow they either pump a lot more money into the show now, or got a super talented editor.
MICHELLE casually coming up with the best Doom / Sludge metal band. SLUDGE HAMMER
I made this recipe today, it’s really good! One small tip is to cut back a little with the dark chocolate and use 75% cocoa or above so it won’t end up on the sweeter side. Good luck!
I used Reese’s
I need more of this type of content Matty. This is insane
This series is going to end with Michelle wearing Matty's skin as a dress.
What god do we pray to for this to happen?! 🤣😜
@@stevenflores3318 pray to Jeebas bro.🙏🤙
This all seems like one massive fever dream😂
Matty and Michelle's friendship is hilarious to me because an extrovert and an introvert being best friends will never not be iconic and relatable
It's nice to see people finally admitting that all cows that get struck by lightning become sentient ground beef that wants us to leave our wives for them.
#truth
well said. well said.
I laugh so hard when the team in the front is kinda dissapointed to matty hahahahaha you guys are great. Especially the editor, cheers to you bro.
This is basically just Tim and Eric awesome show with a huge guy cooking
The way this show is going it's gonna take like three or four more episodes until Matty is doing jumping jacks in the nude and a live rendition of the Rocky Horror Picture Show where every Character is played by Jeff Goldblum. While a Beef Short Rib and Bacon Mac 'n Cheese is burning in the background
Can't wait for it.
"It hasn't rained in 3 weeks"
*cries in burning California*
*cries in almost non-existent monsoon season*
RI just got rain after pretty much none since July. Extinction is fun.
Finally!
this is the perfect cooking show!
AWESOMEEEEEEEEE
That was a weak can swish, Matty. But, you know what dawg, sound guy shafted you hard. He went down 3 points in my book. He’s now at -83.
😂😂😂😂
I'm pretty sure I've run across Sound Guy rolling with some racist trolls on officials too. Guys a menace.
Big talk
OK, I've finally got it. The spirit of Chris Farley inhabits Matty. That makes sense for the feel and how the show goes!
This editing......whoever it is, they're going places !
best editing to date wow i haven't been this entertained in 12 years
It took 12 years to make! I clapped!