Nerdy Rapper is a Freestyle Rap Genius! | Chris Turner's Freestyle Raps

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  • Опубліковано 22 гру 2024

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  • @ChrisPJTurner
    @ChrisPJTurner  Місяць тому +93

    8:29 is perhaps my favourite moment/rhyme of 2024. You're welcome. Also, a spooky thing is that this was filmed in May 2024, and I only mention four members of One Direction...😶😬 Come to a show and maybe I'll predict a tragedy in one of my freestyle raps - sign up to my tour alerts here: christurnercomedy.com/mailinglist

    • @charlestwoo
      @charlestwoo Місяць тому +4

      Chris there's no ceiling it seems to how much better you're getting, phenominal.

    • @perenix
      @perenix Місяць тому +3

      May we have a @ChrisPJTurner and @HarryMack colab please?

    • @magic_hotel
      @magic_hotel Місяць тому

      Very spooky indeed. Dead Pop Stars. Which is also my favourite song by Altered Images.

    • @PandaGamingPodcast
      @PandaGamingPodcast Місяць тому +1

      Homie, you got any non comedy rappin you do? You got bars in the old school boom bap feel, love it dog.

    • @richg1714
      @richg1714 Місяць тому

      One of my favorites (no "u")! Brilliant stuff!

  • @dansvec5391
    @dansvec5391 Місяць тому +114

    You muuuurrrrdered this! You were talking a huge game, bigger than ever, and then all that bravado you then backed up triple fold!! As it was! And the spork canoe bit! Everything! The unrequited end! Absolute blaze🔥🔥🔥

  • @philippk736
    @philippk736 Місяць тому +118

    Holy moly, this was so smooth, I could use this rap as a butter replacement on my lunch sandwich.

    • @Stuartrauts
      @Stuartrauts Місяць тому

      Nice

    • @IMPeace2023
      @IMPeace2023 29 днів тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nathandurant2825
      @nathandurant2825 10 днів тому

      Or margarine if that's your preference, that's another spread just for reference

  • @Rowan-k4u
    @Rowan-k4u Місяць тому +93

    Genuinely one of your best, both the crowd work and the rap

  • @akisey1
    @akisey1 Місяць тому +53

    I'm here doing a standing ovation. This was incredible!

  • @НемањаРашевић
    @НемањаРашевић Місяць тому +36

    Holy shit! 😂😂😂Bro you just got standing ovation from me home alone 😂😂😂

  • @RealBenda
    @RealBenda Місяць тому +21

    the little gleam in his eye as he's about to finish and he already knows how the final suggestion is going to land in about four bars... legend!

  • @styifer
    @styifer Місяць тому +8

    This was some next level brilliance! Shut up and take my money!

  • @WithTwoFlakes
    @WithTwoFlakes Місяць тому +44

    " I don't mean the ones that are clever girls... " Damn, that's a sweet Jurassic Park reference. Sadly seemed to slip past the audience without them noticing.

    • @shonunezekiel
      @shonunezekiel Місяць тому +3

      ah - that is what he was referring-to!
      love that scene!

    • @kevinzilcosky4790
      @kevinzilcosky4790 Місяць тому +1

      I even missed it on my first watch. I missed the best line of the rap!

    • @Wi11yumm
      @Wi11yumm Місяць тому +2

      Shane Gillis would be proud of that Jurassic Park reference.

    • @tacklemcclean
      @tacklemcclean Місяць тому

      @@Wi11yumm lol

  • @elekvault
    @elekvault Місяць тому +23

    I think this might be your best one so far. Super flowy, fun, awesome rhymes, nailed every topic. Amazing.

  • @ad905
    @ad905 Місяць тому +13

    That was a killer. His smirk when he realised the perfect ending was awesome, he totally earned that smirk👌👌

  • @xorxeloco8708
    @xorxeloco8708 Місяць тому +39

    this one slams even harder than usually. the f-22 did something to chris

  • @charleswheatcroft
    @charleswheatcroft Місяць тому +13

    Brilliant as usual! I loved the Jurassic Park reference to raptors 🤣

  • @superking___
    @superking___ Місяць тому +20

    Chris "It's just words" Turner, everyone.

  • @chefke6295
    @chefke6295 Місяць тому +15

    Sir Chris Turner, you are an absolute legend. I usually never write comments under UA-cam videos but after watching and listening to this piece of art i just had to shout out a THANK YOU!
    Seen all of your videos, great content but mannnnn, this performance is a masterpiece on a whole other level.
    Hope to be able to attend one of your shows soon!
    Do we have some fans from Holland/Germany/Belgium here? Let's join forces, set up an event and praise to the Gods of Comedy and Freestyle Rap for this legend to accept the invite and burn the fcking place down 😂
    Cheers

    • @Mariano_Bombarda
      @Mariano_Bombarda Місяць тому +2

      Count me in!!!

    • @RausausdenSchulden
      @RausausdenSchulden Місяць тому

      Agreed! Chris, you're very welcome to Germany to perform some of your brilliant freestyle raps 🤩

  • @Aritro77
    @Aritro77 Місяць тому +16

    I love it when they think he's going to be shit. Perfect video.

  • @expertice
    @expertice Місяць тому +3

    This is the BEST one you've ever done. Holy shit - grades above anything you've put out. Wow 🔥

  • @joemontecalvo
    @joemontecalvo Місяць тому +4

    Chris, please, wtf...this is incredible. Noticably in a deeper flow state, every time, with a backing audio track! It is comparable to having an amazing drummer in a band. We get lost in the music when the beat is steady, and song changes are predictable, etc. An exeptional rapper deserves professionally produced beats :)

  • @adrianclark2734
    @adrianclark2734 Місяць тому +2

    Once again, exceeding my expectations! Every time I think "That's it, this man can't actually get any better" whenever you drop a good one, but another absolute banger always comes out to prove me wrong!

  • @janhunter360
    @janhunter360 Місяць тому +1

    Soo talented, I'm in awe, and was laughing so hard. Thanks!

  • @ChucksDream
    @ChucksDream Місяць тому +4

    Holy cow 😮😮😮 this was absolutely flawless Chris!!!!

  • @SpectreInk
    @SpectreInk Місяць тому +1

    HOLY SHIT! Crowd work, humor, references, clever wordplay. BRO WENT NUCLEAR ON THIS ONE! INCREDIBLE!

  • @RockPaint002
    @RockPaint002 Місяць тому +2

    BOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!
    🎤💥
    Epic mic drop moment! Great job. Finish was perfect

  • @nonsense5853
    @nonsense5853 Місяць тому +1

    Set it off dude. You killed this one with six topics as opposed to the normal five. Bringing it home with the unrequited line was amazing.

  • @bagpussmacfarlan9008
    @bagpussmacfarlan9008 Місяць тому +8

    Banger

    • @superking___
      @superking___ Місяць тому

      @@bagpussmacfarlan9008 more like banghim

    • @Quifuh
      @Quifuh Місяць тому

      You mean bangim

  • @lenoirfaineant8499
    @lenoirfaineant8499 Місяць тому +1

    It was fantastic. Loved the unrequited at the end.

  • @tremendousmenace
    @tremendousmenace Місяць тому +2

    Well it's 7am where I live and this is going to be everyone's alarm today. This is a solid performance and never disappoint. So send this video to everyone and make it there alarm to. Great video to wake up to

  • @Karbon_Based_Life_Form
    @Karbon_Based_Life_Form 3 дні тому

    They should all be standing at the end! They were all fantastically entertained.

  • @Andybaby
    @Andybaby Місяць тому +2

    OMG absolutely EPIC!!! So many twists and turns, and thankfully (instead of DJ Flow Killer), we have a real solid, HARDCORE rap beat, a fantastic juxtaposition w that posh accent. So f**king good, and what a shockingly brilliant finale!

  • @Deathst4lker
    @Deathst4lker Місяць тому

    Another banger mate! Absolute top quality - thank you 👊

  • @richard_hlmgrn
    @richard_hlmgrn 26 днів тому

    This was fire! You clearly took it up a notch when you got offended. We want more of the slightly pissed Chris!

  • @Gardow
    @Gardow Місяць тому +7

    This one was off to a great start with the cuban sandwich description and only went up from there. Rhyming pocket with homo-erotic was peak.

  • @smokinjoe4684
    @smokinjoe4684 Місяць тому

    Tremendous work! His live brain is on such a high frequency.

  • @razbusari703
    @razbusari703 Місяць тому

    Every time I think can it get any better, you surprise me! That was hot 💥

  • @elemkay5104
    @elemkay5104 Місяць тому

    Ok, this one was a banger. Superb flow mixups. Loved every moment!

  • @ratinthecat
    @ratinthecat Місяць тому +1

    I had a feeling he was going to lean into the spork bit when he shut it down during the crowd work. Good stuff.

  • @asmith20707
    @asmith20707 Місяць тому +1

    Knocked that one out of the park, yet again.

  • @yutehube4468
    @yutehube4468 Місяць тому

    One of the best I have ever seen from Chris. 7:57 *This bit is absolute DOPE:*
    _"I've got to try and be friends but you got Heineken,_
    _You said you're from Boston, I was like aaah it depends,_
    _Actually I'm not really from there, I moved to the Metro area."_

  • @joltic001
    @joltic001 Місяць тому +3

    HOLY SHIT! I always just silently enjoy all your vids but I had to comment on this it was awesome one of your best fuckin genius

  • @nbertolo
    @nbertolo Місяць тому

    Chris Turner smashing it as aways. I was smiling and laughing the entire video. Thank you 👍

  • @LoKaioh
    @LoKaioh Місяць тому

    Underappreciated, massive set

  • @dougw4034
    @dougw4034 Місяць тому

    That was your best work so far Chris

  • @kristinn79
    @kristinn79 Місяць тому +5

    You should do a rap while getting your brain scanned. Humanity needs it.

  • @PhatChin
    @PhatChin Місяць тому +1

    _Legend has it that the girl to his right is still picking her jaw off of the floor._

  • @marshalltille7770
    @marshalltille7770 Місяць тому +1

    Best yet.

  • @TheRealAntonSensei
    @TheRealAntonSensei Місяць тому

    Really nailed the guy, the coffin for the booers and the rapgame in this one!

  • @The_Pilon
    @The_Pilon Місяць тому

    Great one Chris! Also, it sounded fantastic! I could clearly hear the beat and your voice. While I appreciate live musicians, their music often tends to fade into the background of the recording.

  • @aloluk
    @aloluk Місяць тому +1

    My Dad was a Senior designer on the Harrier Jump Jet as it happens!

  • @Xceloverdose
    @Xceloverdose Місяць тому

    Great flow. Finally, a beat that works! Lately, they haven't really worked, but this one was perfect. 👌🏻

  • @kyletenorio8541
    @kyletenorio8541 9 днів тому

    Love all your freestyles. But this one is a hit 🤯

  • @marceltoms
    @marceltoms Місяць тому

    One of best so far👍

  • @versluyssander
    @versluyssander Місяць тому

    This was one of your best 😮 amazing

  • @mareksaltberg1484
    @mareksaltberg1484 Місяць тому

    "Oooh yeah I'm gonna F-22"
    GAME OVER XDD

  • @CrazyLikeChris
    @CrazyLikeChris Місяць тому +1

    Yep! Best of the year!

  • @thomasley7178
    @thomasley7178 Місяць тому +1

    He's got one of these Robin Williams brains. Probably an insane IQ.

  • @charlestwoo
    @charlestwoo Місяць тому +4

    holly shit dude, it's like they pissed you off for real

  • @adrianamancuso4917
    @adrianamancuso4917 22 дні тому

    The only rap to which I will happily listen.

  • @celestinarogers2935
    @celestinarogers2935 Місяць тому

    Absolutely mindblowing

  • @mannek258
    @mannek258 Місяць тому

    Chris is a walking, talking, living rap dictionary sensational! 😅

  • @grantl9561
    @grantl9561 7 днів тому

    Not to make the obvious comparison but you and harry mack always seem to get better and better. Well done sir

  • @zarakided
    @zarakided Місяць тому +1

    Best one so far 🖐🎤

  • @bvrulez
    @bvrulez Місяць тому

    guy is out of this world. ❤

  • @tacklemcclean
    @tacklemcclean Місяць тому

    10/10 banger with 11/10 ending note

  • @SchrijverMarcel
    @SchrijverMarcel Місяць тому

    Damn, this one was even better than all the other great ones!

  • @Scotto_desu
    @Scotto_desu Місяць тому

    This one brought tears to my eyes 😂

  • @JH-ky4jf
    @JH-ky4jf Місяць тому

    Crowd: so your money don’t jiggle jiggle, it folds
    Chris: hold my beer

  • @alexermergerd
    @alexermergerd Місяць тому

    Chris you are literally a genius

  • @DMonZ1988
    @DMonZ1988 Місяць тому

    YES MATE! you killed it!

  • @LeonSixela
    @LeonSixela Місяць тому +1

    WOW Chris... damn.

  • @scottyjames2000
    @scottyjames2000 Місяць тому

    Maybe your best one yet bro! Smooth af.

  • @jonathanspencer4834
    @jonathanspencer4834 20 днів тому

    The standard is fantastic .

  • @ihavefunnyF33T
    @ihavefunnyF33T Місяць тому

    Killed it🙌🏻

  • @MartinMo88
    @MartinMo88 Місяць тому

    Best one in while! ✌️😊

  • @groovyboovy
    @groovyboovy 29 днів тому

    Chris blew them away. like and F-22

  • @jviaster0072
    @jviaster0072 Місяць тому

    One of the best

  • @riasgremory9262
    @riasgremory9262 12 днів тому

    This moment when you literally are one of the smartest people living right now and you choose rap. Talk about an alpha. This is impressive

  • @jerrylives2278
    @jerrylives2278 Місяць тому

    Solid this one..

  • @zsofiordog2962
    @zsofiordog2962 Місяць тому

    That ending tho 😍

  • @alanmacdonald1457
    @alanmacdonald1457 22 дні тому

    very good stuff!

  • @mullukkullum4929
    @mullukkullum4929 Місяць тому

    "in the deepest of the Respects he silently winked at him, as if both knew what that was supposed to mean"

  • @kristofp3350
    @kristofp3350 Місяць тому

    A-Maze-ing!!!

  • @interestedbystander196
    @interestedbystander196 Місяць тому

    They didn't even notice the "clever girl" quip about the raptor...

  • @PandaGamingPodcast
    @PandaGamingPodcast Місяць тому

    My man always impresses, homie got fuck'n bars.

  • @BrynDonovanWriter
    @BrynDonovanWriter Місяць тому

    Hoooooolly shit way to land that plane-I mean fighter jet!

  • @SilvaPereiraTiago
    @SilvaPereiraTiago Місяць тому

    Perfect!

  • @casonlondagin3736
    @casonlondagin3736 Місяць тому

    Amazing

  • @tattvamasi5717
    @tattvamasi5717 Місяць тому

    This was top tier even by your standards.

  • @outseeker
    @outseeker Місяць тому

    yep, nailed it! how about him after the show? lol

  • @lestuder
    @lestuder Місяць тому

    Wow this one was really good! :)

  • @EvanLong-u4d
    @EvanLong-u4d 29 днів тому

    The best part was the Jurassic park reference. Raptors. Not the clever girls

  • @14percentviking
    @14percentviking Місяць тому

    Superb

  • @JUANJIANT
    @JUANJIANT 19 днів тому

    Wooo you are awesome ❤

  • @dragonbreath1247
    @dragonbreath1247 Місяць тому +3

    Am I the only one that thought Chris sat on that guys lap for a lil too long 😅lol

  • @DewtehDew
    @DewtehDew Місяць тому

    This one felt personal hahaha

  • @stayspicy9456
    @stayspicy9456 8 днів тому

    Just fucking nuts man 😂

  • @benjaminjordan
    @benjaminjordan Місяць тому

    Never fails

  • @blueapple9077
    @blueapple9077 Місяць тому

    Mic drop ending!

  • @gundarsmiks4889
    @gundarsmiks4889 Місяць тому

    Yapping stops at 7:00!!

  • @an9l1c1sm6
    @an9l1c1sm6 Місяць тому

    That was really really clever (girl), one of the top 10 so far! it's fucking great!

  • @Lopro94
    @Lopro94 Місяць тому

    Flowin fckin mastapizza! 🤯