Yeah. I felt that. I had an eye opening about why I need to be drunk to have a drink in order to go to a bar: it’s not so much that I needed to drink but that I need to push away all of the burned out bartender reactions to the way people act in bars.
1:38:00 LMAOOOOO why did mark just throw up his drink and then wipe it on the ground so casually and how did no one in the room notice that LOOOL i'm laughing so hard rn
cause he doesn’t like drinking so he purposefully spills it to seem like he drank more. in the episode with chris distefano they both were spilling sams martinis.
This is so cathartic. It doesn’t matter how I feel before I watch these podcasts, when I’m done I feel great. So many things said here are relatable. And you guys talk without worrying what other people think of you. Thank god there is still a medium that exists where comics can say it like it is. Thanks for making my day 10% better.
@@Revolution1117 3 hours of sam and mark is always worth it, it's like getting lucky enough to fuck Jada for 3 hours, but Wills in the courner. Still worth it
I hope Tom doesn't cancel. Bert did most of the talking, but it had a good flow. Sam and Mark are laid back with quick jokes which made it enjoyable. Not a bunch of egos trying to top each other. Hope the channel grows.
Seriously. This was excellently done. They let Bert run his mouth when needed which is awesome lol but they also contributed great jokes. Really enjoyed this episode
Only Brent could cutoff Sam's story about seeing a woman jump out of a building and talk about his weekend once headlining Captain Brian's Comedy Club lmao
I mean if we're being real Hooters' food is dogshit so the chicken fingers was probably the safest option. Just like the old saying goes, "nobody is going to Hooters for the food". Or the Wings. Or whatever. Shit is true though.
@@ganymede4030 they don’t even wear skimpy clothes & wear skin colored panty hoes, & gotta cover their tattoos.. waste of money and time nowadays.. used to have those bazookas out and tight shorts
another great ep, no way Bert's ever gonna be anything but fun, i also love how Normand often forgets the point he's about to make for a few seconds lol AHH SHIT I JUST LOST IT.... WAIT WAIT, AHHH.... OH OH I GOT IT
Y’all mentioned Gilbert. I was once driving and listening to a comedy channel. Gilbert comes on as I’m driving 65-70mph. He does this 3-4 joke rapid-fire story and I almost crash. I have never laughed so hard in my life.
Bert talking about radio is awesome because I was just driving in the morning one day, listening to one of our local radio shows, and Bert just randomly pops on and it's just a weird experience hearing one of your favorite, big time comedians pop up in your little local world
@1:43:30 Mark was actually correct. Patrice found that Buick got the biggest laugh. The original joke was about the DC sniper driving around in his Cadillac. Despite the ~similar end sounds, he found Buick was better. His complaint on Tough Croud was that, as a result of this inaccuracy, ::Buick:: was censored and it ruined the joke. Pontiac sounds like Cadillac but neither punch quite like "a Buick".
He was so confident it was Pontiac 😂😂 I just that saw clip a few days ago and it was definitely Buick. Pro tip: Be as confident while wrong as Bert did and you will succeed
Funny I noticed the same thing. For some reason, even though its so trivial it bothered me. Bert is so desperate to act like "no I knew him, it was Pontiac". He thinks because he hung around those guy's he's on their level lol.
I love the enthusiastic and thoughtful prep I also love how Sam subtly, constantly tries to teach Mark that it's "by accident" and not "on accident" but Mark never learns (I also hate when people say "on accident) hahahaha
I said for most of my life that something was "next by" something else, rather than next to or by. When someone pointed it out, i said ohhhh. I noticed I started to correct myself slowly, and when I realized that, I hated it! So I still say next by, fuck it
@@heidisymonds4382 i've always said "on accident" and never thought twice about it. Maybe it was derived in opposition to "on purpose" ??? Because "by purpose" doesn't make any sense to me.
awesome podcast!! by the way, Mj scored 37 points against the 'Orlando Magic ' in 1997. congratulations Bert man, you memory is REAL! one huuunndred percent
This was 3 hours long and they didn’t get to peeves/recs. Didn’t lag, good dynamic. Can’t wait for Segura. Such a hearty laugh when he cracks. Weird seeing Bert in Bobby’s podcast knowing he was half in the bag but behaving as if he hadn’t drank anything
@@WeMightBeDrunkPod It’s remarkable. When I first found out about him and his reputation, I thought they were exaggerating and couldn’t be real, boy was I wrong.
this is my first episode with these guys. I know bert from his standup, mark from the jre podcast, and everyone else is new to me. This is great so far!
"Give the Magnolias back" is a great Dad Joke lol. You got me Bert. *Side note: How is it that Bert lets Sam & Mark talk more than Tom? 🤣😂🤣😂 Kidding.....kinda.
Normand: “so you cut off Rogan” hahaha that shit killed me man. I actually subscribed after watching this one. I’ve watched other episodes but for whatever reason never subscribed. Love that you guys let Bert rant over and over yet you still found a way to crack jokes and ultimately steer the conversation. Great episode. Honestly love that you guys are willing to embrace drinking on a podcast. Nowadays so many comedians are sober and it’s kind of a bummer to be honest. No hate to comedians who are improving their lives but still.. it’s not fun to hear about when I myself am drinking. Lol
Nah, that's bullcrap. Some people need the crap kicked out of them or they never learn you can't just go around disrespecting people. Slapping a comedian who is literally hired to talk shit is a completely different story though.
1:14:35 This is the kind of shit that really bugs me with Bert. Sam just told a pretty traumatic story that would have been incredibly interesting to follow-up with additional details and he has to immediately turn the conversation towards himself and try to one-up Sam. Not every story is a pissing contest and half your stories are made up shit anyways Bert. I highly doubt a 5'6" kid stepped on a chair and knocked a 6'6" kid out your first week of Jesuit school. You seem like the person to over embellish everything because your life isn't that interesting. And you never saw the Smashing Pumpkins open for Nirvana.
I bought my ticket to the Cleveland Agora show as soon as you said Cleveland seats weren't moving! I went on a deep dive with Mark, Sam and even Bert recently with the pods, UA-cam, Netflix, the works! I'd love to see you there!
I'm sorry to leave so many comments but that zoom in on mark swiping his spilled drink off the couch was priceless, I'd been laughing at the shitty early Bert jokes and then you hit me with that
Each of you should of all had a gallon of Koolaid to drink for todays beverage in honor of burnt. I swear to god I wrote this before the beer Jew said it lmao
Turns out Nirvana played the Tallahassee Civic Center in 93 (with the Breeders opening), and the Pumkins played there in 94. So he's just combining two memories.
This was great. Btw… Berts talking about Hannah Gadsby in a real way and acknowledging that it was somehow game changing is great, when most of the internet is either super woke into her or a sort of abusive toxic pure hate. The nuance is refreshing.
Bert's terrified of being cancelled so he spinelessly defends woke bs. Hannah is trash and being the first person to make comedy serious isn't game-changing it's lazy.
I'm personal friends with Michael Jordan and he said he remembers in 1997 playing in Orlando, some fan later identified by local news as "Burnt Chrysler" literally drank the Orlando Arena dry while screaming "Oh 100%! Oh 100%" courtside every time either team made a basket. Security were going to remove him from the venue, but police informed them he was a known member of the Russian mafia, so they let him stay.
Love this. The unification of this unholy Trinity is like hot sauce... It's the best.
Enny?
hi mommy
@@dallas9421 hi jeans
This guy's fuckin feathering it
Hot sauce is the best
Leave it to Brent Chrysler to make it the first and only episode where the bartender feels like he’s actually working. 🍹🥃🍸🍹🥃🍸
Yeah. I felt that. I had an eye opening about why I need to be drunk to have a drink in order to go to a bar: it’s not so much that I needed to drink but that I need to push away all of the burned out bartender reactions to the way people act in bars.
The “shirtless” shirts and titos&kool-aid. Top notch prep
Thanks for noticing.
All they need now is Russian friends yelling “the machine!”
@@puffdaddy69 the Russians would probably just take over the show. 😹
The close up on the couch wiping. Priceless
@@WeMightBeDrunkPod
I see y'all like to start the show getting Jiggy with it.
....Just keep my wife's name out of your mouth.
Mark making the joke about Bert's daughter and the lip deodorant had me rolling 🤣
I saw the notification and was hoping for at least 2 hours….
You boys have exceeded expectations 🍻
The biological cause of Alopecia is the loss of physical contact with a loved one.
@@AgendaInMind looks like GI Jada is going to have a full head of hair soon then, cuz you know she fucked Will that night
@@AgendaInMind whoa, you actually came up with new spam
2 and a half of those hours are Blurt talking
1:38:00 LMAOOOOO why did mark just throw up his drink and then wipe it on the ground so casually and how did no one in the room notice that LOOOL i'm laughing so hard rn
and the camera zoom in hahaha best part of the whole episode
cause he doesn’t like drinking so he purposefully spills it to seem like he drank more. in the episode with chris distefano they both were spilling sams martinis.
@@hodgeliveWrong
Let’s see how many times they make Bert squeal with laughter.
Fakest sht ever I swear lol
How did you comment a day ago bro
@@AngelSteezey Sign up for the Patreon dude, you get early access and bonus episodes. Pretty good deal.
@@rawpower12xu pay so you get an ep you were gonna get the next day regardless? do a better job advertising it dude lol
Ugh, like a hyena
“Misgender? It’s Mrs. Jenner!” One of the funniest things I’ve heard this year and it’s just a another throw-away joke for Mark.
Mark is the king of throw-away jokes. And half of them go unnoticed. Not many comics are hilarious off-the-cuff. Mark is one of the few.
@@-jq8gt I agree. Mark spits out one liners off the top of his head like a machine gun. So naturally clever
thats brilliant word play... dont tell Mencia!
The time travel joke about the nirvana song was awesome too!!
One of my favorites
I was shocked to see how long this episode was, but then I realized it’s a podcast with alcohol involved and Bert Kreischer is the guest.
He was going to do another podcast after this. He was just warming up.
have to allot for all the drunk ramblings and incoherent self centered stories of Bert that just go on and on
Some people I can only take so much of. Bert is one of them.
This is so cathartic. It doesn’t matter how I feel before I watch these podcasts, when I’m done I feel great. So many things said here are relatable. And you guys talk without worrying what other people think of you. Thank god there is still a medium that exists where comics can say it like it is. Thanks for making my day 10% better.
Same
THREE HOURS with you guys and Bert! Awesome! 🍻
@@Revolution1117 3 hours of sam and mark is always worth it, it's like getting lucky enough to fuck Jada for 3 hours, but Wills in the courner. Still worth it
MAS! MAS! MAS! MAS!
I hope Tom doesn't cancel. Bert did most of the talking, but it had a good flow. Sam and Mark are laid back with quick jokes which made it enjoyable. Not a bunch of egos trying to top each other. Hope the channel grows.
Seriously. This was excellently done. They let Bert run his mouth when needed which is awesome lol but they also contributed great jokes. Really enjoyed this episode
Drinking with Bert is what precedes starting the 12 steps 🤣
it’s step 0, the prequel
Only Brent could cutoff Sam's story about seeing a woman jump out of a building and talk about his weekend once headlining Captain Brian's Comedy Club lmao
I thought his name was Blurt
@@BirdOfHermes83 it's Brad
It’s Bart
@@kievs5866 Blart?
@@BirdOfHermes83 blurt lol. Fitting.
The trio we didn't know we needed 🤗😜
Bert is the definition of ignorance is bliss lmao
Sam's got the pepto on the table at the beginning, you know this is gonna be a banger
He left the last 5% LOL finish that pePto BOI !
Mark’s joke about the deodorant was killer!
Three hour pod hell yeah and with such a good guest! Looking good Sam
Mark looks fantastic too - don’t think we didn’t notice you Normand 😉
@@Tgirl32099 you’re right yes he does!
Sam is handsome but his face makes me laugh at the same time cos he looks like a Family Guy drawing - am I crazy? 😂
Mike Birbiglia is sometimes my cry comic. Not actually cry, but he's kinda my comfort food when I'm feeling down. He hits me right. Love you guys!
The zoomed in Mark spill fix was gold. 🤣
This was EXACTLY like 2 bears 1 cave. It’s just Brent talking for hours lol
Brad kerchner
Sam is the type of guy to go to Hooters and order Chicken Fingers.
I mean if we're being real Hooters' food is dogshit so the chicken fingers was probably the safest option. Just like the old saying goes, "nobody is going to Hooters for the food". Or the Wings. Or whatever. Shit is true though.
@@ganymede4030 they go for the boobs right?
I know I do! 😉
@@ganymede4030 they don’t even wear skimpy clothes & wear skin colored panty hoes, & gotta cover their tattoos.. waste of money and time nowadays.. used to have those bazookas out and tight shorts
“You two are the funniest guys in NYC” Big Facts!!
Marks call back about the deodorant on the lip was the best 😂
Could you explain the context of the punch line? I dont really get it and i feel like im missing something.
@@danielreyes2796 the whole deodorant thing is from Bert’s special. It’s talked about earlier in the episode and he explains the context.
another great ep, no way Bert's ever gonna be anything but fun, i also love how Normand often forgets the point he's about to make for a few seconds lol AHH SHIT I JUST LOST IT.... WAIT WAIT, AHHH.... OH OH I GOT IT
"Bobby has every gadget...because he's sober."
That's hilarious.
Y’all mentioned Gilbert. I was once driving and listening to a comedy channel. Gilbert comes on as I’m driving 65-70mph. He does this 3-4 joke rapid-fire story and I almost crash. I have never laughed so hard in my life.
Three of the best in room. So good. Thanks guys
So much energy in the studio that night, not to mention the 6 guy crew he brought with him haha.
@@WeMightBeDrunkPod He brought his whole tour crew 🤣 fucking Bert. Great pod guys. Much love!
Bert talking about radio is awesome because I was just driving in the morning one day, listening to one of our local radio shows, and Bert just randomly pops on and it's just a weird experience hearing one of your favorite, big time comedians pop up in your little local world
3 hours holy shit boys THANK YOU!!! Gonna make this graveyard shift bearable until I can get off and down some poison 🤙🏻
Just pull a kurt cobain
@@puzzymonsta69 ... jesus lol
@@puzzymonsta69 I think you meant to say "a Courtney"
@@LuckyLuch1 doesnt matter. As long as the same result is achieved
Smoke your beer and drink your weed
Norm Macdonald and mark Normand are my favorite comics of all time and I love Bert and Sam too
You seem to like the norm 🧐
Norm and norm
Guys!! keep the great guests comin! You’re hitting it outta the park with guests. please have sal and darossa on at the same time lol
Nah, We need that Joe List relapse
Just Sal is fine! 😉
bert is trash on podcasts.
If great guests are considered people who try to talk over you and own your whole show then you are correct.
Duuuuuude these guys are going to be legends. It’s inevitable.
The candid moments before the podcast starts reminds me of Larry Sanders Show.
I love when Mark mentions he hopes we got the Ewing stuff in, I always record more than we need 😉
3 hour WMBD with Bert Kreischer?? Cant wait to dive into this one what a treat, cheers!
@1:43:30
Mark was actually correct. Patrice found that Buick got the biggest laugh. The original joke was about the DC sniper driving around in his Cadillac. Despite the ~similar end sounds, he found Buick was better.
His complaint on Tough Croud was that, as a result of this inaccuracy, ::Buick:: was censored and it ruined the joke. Pontiac sounds like Cadillac but neither punch quite like "a Buick".
He was so confident it was Pontiac 😂😂 I just that saw clip a few days ago and it was definitely Buick.
Pro tip: Be as confident while wrong as Bert did and you will succeed
@@kingvisionsmedia went into the comments to see if anyone noticed that. Haha Mark must've known he was right too but just bit his tongue.
Funny I noticed the same thing. For some reason, even though its so trivial it bothered me. Bert is so desperate to act like "no I knew him, it was Pontiac". He thinks because he hung around those guy's he's on their level lol.
I'm so glad that Burnt has a safe place to finally talk about himself. What a brave little boy. So glad he got to express himself.
Comedy great hits w/ three drunk men. Got my value this month for sure
Love everyone on this podcast. Bert drops some true wisdom with the violence anecdote.
I love the enthusiastic and thoughtful prep
I also love how Sam subtly, constantly tries to teach Mark that it's "by accident" and not "on accident" but Mark never learns (I also hate when people say "on accident) hahahaha
I said for most of my life that something was "next by" something else, rather than next to or by. When someone pointed it out, i said ohhhh. I noticed I started to correct myself slowly, and when I realized that, I hated it! So I still say next by, fuck it
Oh thank you,I'm from the UK and the on accident thing always gets me because it makes no sense at all
@@heidisymonds4382 i've always said "on accident" and never thought twice about it. Maybe it was derived in opposition to "on purpose" ??? Because "by purpose" doesn't make any sense to me.
wildly its more of a lithmus of how old someone is and even tho by is more technically correct both are accepted.
“I believe in time travel more than I believe in death” might be the most underrated thing said
Bert hijacked most of the good podcasts this week. Can’t get away from this guy.
LMAO GREAT POD.. Finally hit 3 hrs.. Props!
1:38:06 crying laughing. That’s such a Mark move.
Three of my favourite comedians!
This pod is on fire lately... great guests on every ep!!
except this 1
Sean Patton has a new bit that got a room full of people to cry and then laugh and then applaud and then laugh…over and over again…it was unbelievable
This is the best thing to happen this year appreciate you guys so funny
awesome podcast!! by the way, Mj scored 37 points against the 'Orlando Magic ' in 1997. congratulations Bert man, you memory is REAL! one huuunndred percent
Glad I’m not drinking alone tonight!
Um, you are.
mark normands little quips crack me tf up. haha such a good addition to any conversation
This was 3 hours long and they didn’t get to peeves/recs. Didn’t lag, good dynamic. Can’t wait for Segura. Such a hearty laugh when he cracks. Weird seeing Bert in Bobby’s podcast knowing he was half in the bag but behaving as if he hadn’t drank anything
Saw Bobby's pod, can't believe he kept drinking! They hung for almost another hour after the pod and kept drinking. He can really put the drinks away.
@@WeMightBeDrunkPod It’s remarkable. When I first found out about him and his reputation, I thought they were exaggerating and couldn’t be real, boy was I wrong.
I was thinking the same thing. Came in "Bert Sober" to Bobby's an hour or two later above the Cellar. Maybe it was the Marshall Rug Gallery effect.
I don't remember Segura subsequently being on this podcast
this is my first episode with these guys. I know bert from his standup, mark from the jre podcast, and everyone else is new to me. This is great so far!
his name is Sam
Let’s gooo three hour pod w the machine🔥been a good day this just topped it off
Mark and Sam have a Podcast?! And I’m JUST NOW FINDING OUT?! My Sundays just got a whole lot better!
I love how LeeAnn uses Tom to keep Bert on top of his blood work.
"Clean yourself up, they're going to think I did something to you," blew my guts out man, I'm crying laughing at that one.
You know mark is sauced when he moves his drink to the couch
Deep cut🤟
Reacher
LOVED this marathon of a podcast with these legends. What a great way to spend half my day!
So hyped. Just poured myself some whiskey and this is gonna be a great episode 🥃
Smoke1
Spiral out 😈
@@adamvegeta3809 lol
Alopecia is caused by the loss of physical contact with a loved one.
@@AgendaInMind FOH
Bert always delivers. Great pod
I love Mark's "mind blown" reaction when learns something new or hears something labia. Makes me laugh.
"Give the Magnolias back" is a great Dad Joke lol. You got me Bert.
*Side note: How is it that Bert lets Sam & Mark talk more than Tom? 🤣😂🤣😂 Kidding.....kinda.
Bro, Bert talks so much, they did 3 podcasts worth of footage. Haha
I wonder if Bert’s ever gone 5 minutes without talking about himself
Wikipedia: Um, no.
Who’s Bert? Did you mean Burnt Chrysler?
Nope.
Maybe.
Just watched the podcast and no, he can't!
he's a guest on a podcast what do you want him to do...
Half way into the podcast Bert makes me feel lucky to be alive
1:14:45 Bert's response to Sam's jumping out of a window story...
Mark and Sam: Stop bragging
😂😂😂
Bert standing up for Will Smith is the most Bert thing he could do
And I love it. The chaos of the next 2bears episode will memorable.
Lmaooo.. absolutely.
Have you ever heard his Will Smith story? If Will Smith was that cool to me, I would stand up for him too.
The shirts are so perfect. How did you guys even do that? Great ep! Thank you!!!
Normand: “so you cut off Rogan” hahaha that shit killed me man. I actually subscribed after watching this one. I’ve watched other episodes but for whatever reason never subscribed. Love that you guys let Bert rant over and over yet you still found a way to crack jokes and ultimately steer the conversation. Great episode. Honestly love that you guys are willing to embrace drinking on a podcast. Nowadays so many comedians are sober and it’s kind of a bummer to be honest. No hate to comedians who are improving their lives but still.. it’s not fun to hear about when I myself am drinking. Lol
Cheers to drinking every day!!!! 🥂
One of the best pods I’ve watched in a long time
You guys have had some awesome guests lately too and the fact Tom is game to come on the pod is soo sick! 🔥
Bert is not an awesome guest.
47:25 BRAVO, Bert. AMEN!
It's these moments that make me love him. He is 100% a good man, no matter how silly/absurd/whatever he may get.
Nah, that's bullcrap. Some people need the crap kicked out of them or they never learn you can't just go around disrespecting people. Slapping a comedian who is literally hired to talk shit is a completely different story though.
1:14:35 This is the kind of shit that really bugs me with Bert. Sam just told a pretty traumatic story that would have been incredibly interesting to follow-up with additional details and he has to immediately turn the conversation towards himself and try to one-up Sam.
Not every story is a pissing contest and half your stories are made up shit anyways Bert. I highly doubt a 5'6" kid stepped on a chair and knocked a 6'6" kid out your first week of Jesuit school. You seem like the person to over embellish everything because your life isn't that interesting.
And you never saw the Smashing Pumpkins open for Nirvana.
whoa, who hurt you my guy..
THANKYOU! i loathe Bert🤮
The Smashing Pumpkins part killed me!
Mark be doing the “Mmmmm 😤 “ like he’s listening to a rap battle 😂
Bert pulling up photoshoped pics off himself ripped is so good 😂
I bought my ticket to the Cleveland Agora show as soon as you said Cleveland seats weren't moving! I went on a deep dive with Mark, Sam and even Bert recently with the pods, UA-cam, Netflix, the works! I'd love to see you there!
Wow, you guys got Bert in before his last tour! Props!
RIP
I bring the vibe in as well. Really shakes things up when I put it in my
The funeral of Bert Kreischer, filmed as a roast would be a licence to print money !
I'm sorry to leave so many comments but that zoom in on mark swiping his spilled drink off the couch was priceless, I'd been laughing at the shitty early Bert jokes and then you hit me with that
Each of you should of all had a gallon of Koolaid to drink for todays beverage in honor of burnt.
I swear to god I wrote this before the beer Jew said it lmao
2:03-2:04 Burt comes off a little, “I’m going to take a few extra holidays.”
Bert talked more than everyone in that room combined..
Good. Thats what were here for. To hear bart talk
I love that Mark and Sam are in the booth!!!
Turns out Nirvana played the Tallahassee Civic Center in 93 (with the Breeders opening), and the Pumkins played there in 94. So he's just combining two memories.
Nobody say a word to him about it
This was a great episode, Bert is always a good guest.
Yeah Bert is definitely not quitting drinking this week
Bret Chrysler saying "you are the 2 funniest comics in New York" could earn him a monologue on the next Flagrant 2
What a Jew, morril is seriously wearing a long sleeve under "that" shirt
funniest dude in New York For sure is mark and sam.. dont even need to swear to get a laugh. thats insane Hard
"We Might be Bert"
Mark has the best quick responses in the game. Love his shit
Man Bert can’t not talk about himself at all times huh
How perfect is this episode 69 Bert & 3 hours of pod. Loved every minute 👌🏻
This was great. Btw… Berts talking about Hannah Gadsby in a real way and acknowledging that it was somehow game changing is great, when most of the internet is either super woke into her or a sort of abusive toxic pure hate. The nuance is refreshing.
Bert's terrified of being cancelled so he spinelessly defends woke bs. Hannah is trash and being the first person to make comedy serious isn't game-changing it's lazy.
"And now we have Ted 2!" was so funny and they never acknowledged it lmao
I'm personal friends with Michael Jordan and he said he remembers in 1997 playing in Orlando, some fan later identified by local news as "Burnt Chrysler" literally drank the Orlando Arena dry while screaming "Oh 100%! Oh 100%" courtside every time either team made a basket. Security were going to remove him from the venue, but police informed them he was a known member of the Russian mafia, so they let him stay.
Uh-hundred percent
Love the long episode, it’s good when you guys really get into it