Are You Garbage: Bert Kreischer - Florida Man

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  • @TheOriginalTroll
    @TheOriginalTroll 2 роки тому +1505

    Foley saying “it’s the Mandalorian effect!“ with full confidence, in the middle of Bert thinking they’re called “Toast ‘em Strudels” is a Top 10 AYG Moment

    • @helpis0ntheway
      @helpis0ntheway 2 роки тому +36

      I am forever saying Mandalorian Effect from now on!

    • @kylemcgill2966
      @kylemcgill2966 2 роки тому +29

      I actually like the Mandalorian effect better😂

    • @JohnSmith-nf8bi
      @JohnSmith-nf8bi 2 роки тому +1

      Trash

    • @commanderjonson2610
      @commanderjonson2610 2 роки тому +23

      @@helpis0ntheway lol Mandela spent years in prison surviving just to be misremembered as dying when he strived to survive… and now…. Now you wanna replace his namesake with the most badass StarWars character since ep 5…

    • @derekladyga1716
      @derekladyga1716 2 роки тому +2

      Sry my dicklessinya made me read 'top GAY moment'

  • @Tkeane8
    @Tkeane8 2 роки тому +283

    “I have an arguably true story” should go on Brent’s gravestone

    • @emerson5077
      @emerson5077 2 роки тому +5

      "god, i love fajitas" could also be good 😂

    • @Chris-P
      @Chris-P 2 роки тому +2

      If Tommy Buns has anything to do with it, the tombstone will just read, "Muh Sheen" lol

  • @AudreyDoesWords
    @AudreyDoesWords 2 роки тому +69

    "How many teeth do you think you have?" might be one of the best questions in the history of this show.

  • @ifacecheck
    @ifacecheck 2 роки тому +390

    "we can't have giraffes at our zoo" I spit out my beer, god dammit.

    • @rileygally2967
      @rileygally2967 2 роки тому +4

      I plan on using this in the future lol

    • @evolutionaryapostle5488
      @evolutionaryapostle5488 2 роки тому +2

      I lost it

    • @TheMnj96
      @TheMnj96 2 роки тому +3

      Btw there are definitely giraffes at that zoo but they are tucked away lmao still funny

    • @willthomas7666
      @willthomas7666 2 роки тому +1

      Cool good to know,I so desperately needed that question answered before I die,thank you for clarifying that^

  • @zacharypedeville6235
    @zacharypedeville6235 2 роки тому +33

    “You are such a rare form of gluttony and discipline” is the perfect explanation of Bert

  • @lewisg4081
    @lewisg4081 2 роки тому +482

    I love how almost everything Bart said blew them away he belongs in the garbage hall of fame

    • @hardcorhedcase
      @hardcorhedcase 2 роки тому +1

      It's unbelievable if you have any intelligence, Bert is simply a compulsive liar.

    • @Bloo_Bear
      @Bloo_Bear 2 роки тому +2

      they should replace john Cena with Berty boy as the face of Glad over here 😂😂💀

    • @cornelionsqween8028
      @cornelionsqween8028 2 роки тому +11

      I've rewatched this episode like 10 times now, it's AMAZING... I got introduced to porn by a serial killer. We can't have giraffes at our zoo. There was a kid smoldering aftering getting struck by lightning. Awww Toast em stroodles!?!? That's the mandalorian effect.

    • @jaypers232
      @jaypers232 2 роки тому +1

      The single family home bit was unreal. Then foley going straight into Publix was absolutely hilarious

    • @Bloo_Bear
      @Bloo_Bear 2 роки тому +1

      @@cornelionsqween8028 "i inhale my own bodily fluids for fun and i wipe shit on my balls, ion giva Fuck!" 🤣😂😂

  • @Devi1n555
    @Devi1n555 2 роки тому +166

    I've never laughed audibly so much during a podcast. this was the perfect combo

  • @grizzlysparks7117
    @grizzlysparks7117 2 роки тому +259

    Every life experience Bert has had up until this point was specifically curated for this exact podcast.

    • @AreYouGarbage
      @AreYouGarbage  2 роки тому +45

      Hahaha you Aint lying

    • @obsidian....
      @obsidian.... 2 роки тому +8

      @@AreYouGarbage Bart is too much for 99% of the world. He's perfect for this 🙏

    • @crispy8835
      @crispy8835 16 днів тому

      That’s if he’s telling the truth

  • @kw1213
    @kw1213 2 роки тому +92

    1:24:04 The look Foley gives Bert when he says that everyone gets their own lobster is pure love.

  • @MrNicvdb
    @MrNicvdb 2 роки тому +87

    The single family home bit was so good I was literally hurting from laughing so hard, Bert is the perfect guest for this pod. 💀

    • @AreYouGarbage
      @AreYouGarbage  2 роки тому +7

      Hahahaha hes the best!

    • @amberwilliams8240
      @amberwilliams8240 2 роки тому +4

      I rewound that part so many times

    • @bradfordeldridge9329
      @bradfordeldridge9329 2 роки тому +2

      I thought you guys mean’t my mom being a single parent too.

    • @L4-295
      @L4-295 Рік тому +5

      Bro lmaoo Foley immediately put his face in his hands 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @jessithelibrarian5383
    @jessithelibrarian5383 2 роки тому +168

    Love the sparkle in Foley's eyes when he food bonds with a guest! Fun episode!
    We refer to the rotisserie chicken as an astronaut chicken because it lives in it's own little spacesuit.

    • @npreshaw
      @npreshaw 2 роки тому +15

      It's known as a bachelors handbag here.

    • @imnotbenavery9220
      @imnotbenavery9220 2 роки тому +1

      My fatass was looking for a notepad, hot tips!

    • @bougiebum9138
      @bougiebum9138 2 роки тому +3

      He really needs to get on a Bert routine so that he can still binge and have his fun but without gaining much size/weight. Worried about the big feller

  • @theslouchedsloth9514
    @theslouchedsloth9514 2 роки тому +46

    Brent describing the child just seconds after being struck by lightning as "smoldering" is something else bro

    • @LuckyLuch1
      @LuckyLuch1 2 роки тому +6

      It's almost like he's been practicing telling the story since he was a child..

  • @jameshubisz
    @jameshubisz 2 роки тому +55

    never heard this podcast until Bert posted about it, now I'm working my way through every episode laughing my ass off while I'm at work

  • @jasoncampbell9457
    @jasoncampbell9457 2 роки тому +55

    This might be the best episode yet. When Bert said "in my mouth" I laughed so hard I almost past out. My son actually came out of his room to see what was going on and said I looked like I was dying. Pure gold. Bert might be the classiest piece of trash there is.

  • @jasoncavari
    @jasoncavari 2 роки тому +8

    “Tampa handshake” is fucking good man lmao 😂

    • @AreYouGarbage
      @AreYouGarbage  2 роки тому +3

      Hahahah

    • @kingphonsy
      @kingphonsy Рік тому

      Came here to say that. It didn’t get the reaction it deserved.

  • @deactivated
    @deactivated 2 роки тому +21

    foley's line about burnt being such a weird combo of discipline and gluttony was the greatest summary of him in history.

  • @rhern44
    @rhern44 2 роки тому +5

    “Its a Tampa handshake” was a great line that got glossed over in the beginning

  • @greg1685
    @greg1685 2 роки тому +12

    Foley is a legend. His side comments kill me Everytime.

  • @brandonkatona7734
    @brandonkatona7734 2 роки тому +57

    1:07:30, one of the greatest moments in AYG history, Foley and Kippy pushing themselves away from the table after Brent announces he eats his boogers.

    • @MPHswayze
      @MPHswayze 2 роки тому +3

      They looked like Woodward and Bernstein after they broke Watergate. Nobody gets the nitty gritty out of guests like AYG

    • @nickbotic
      @nickbotic 2 роки тому +1

      DUDE, yes. I just wrote a similar comment. I could watch that on repeat for the rest of my life and never get tired of it. Jesus Christ, they were just floored.

    • @jtapia1123
      @jtapia1123 Рік тому +1

      This crosses my mind every couple months so I came back to look it up and thank you for putting the time stamp for quick referral

  • @absenzz
    @absenzz 2 роки тому +8

    Kippy and uncle Hank are like kids in a candy shop on this episode 😂 fantastic episode and guest

  • @OutlierConcepts
    @OutlierConcepts 2 роки тому +13

    "I think it was soft lightning"
    "I don't think soft lightning is a thing"
    "Well it was soft lightning"

  • @joshsolano5229
    @joshsolano5229 2 роки тому +20

    38:11 kippy saying “you’re my hero” was the most genuine response I’ve ever heard in my entire life lmaooooo

    • @Revolution1117
      @Revolution1117 2 роки тому +3

      Except when he said to Bort, "What's wrong with you, man??"

  • @maxwerres9452
    @maxwerres9452 2 роки тому +12

    I can't wait for you guys to blow up. Legitimately hilarious!! This one and the tim dillon pod are instant classics.

  • @ANTsaytheG
    @ANTsaytheG 7 місяців тому +1

    28:43 😂😂😂😂foley looks like he’s gonna cry so hard and then starts laughing 😂 😂😂

  • @TalkingThrones
    @TalkingThrones 2 роки тому +54

    Instant classic, top 5 eppy. See you boys in Pittsburgh!

  • @smif86
    @smif86 2 роки тому +27

    I've seen every episode and I think this is the most fun I've seen you two have with a guest. Bert is for sure a first-ballot AYG Hall of Famer.

    • @AreYouGarbage
      @AreYouGarbage  2 роки тому +4

      Thanks dude. Was super cool for us!

    • @KTF0
      @KTF0 2 роки тому +2

      Eating boogers in front of your wife gets you in the pantheon of the AYG Hall of Fame.

  • @josephbrowne3533
    @josephbrowne3533 2 роки тому +12

    Starts hilarious and ends heart warming. No lighting strikes needed.

  • @ichi_go
    @ichi_go 2 роки тому +14

    Bert is definitely on Mt. Trashmore. Good get fellas, love the poddy!

  • @fruitlandgrizzly
    @fruitlandgrizzly 2 роки тому +4

    This is one of the funniest single podcasts I've ever seen

  • @notredamin
    @notredamin 2 роки тому +1

    I'm here straight from the Something's Burning Podcast. You guys are a riot!

  • @eheis5
    @eheis5 2 роки тому +10

    I've never related to Foley more than after he asked Bert "Dude, what's wrong with you, Man?".

  • @Feral-Kid
    @Feral-Kid Рік тому +2

    Well I’ve never retched from a podcast before. Thanks Bert.

  • @runb4its2late42
    @runb4its2late42 2 роки тому +4

    "Did you just admit to being a booger eater?" 🤣

  • @Jaypac1109
    @Jaypac1109 2 роки тому +11

    I did however cry laughing at this episode. Gentlemen, thank you so much

  • @mizzle1788
    @mizzle1788 2 роки тому +47

    I love y'all so much and you's guys never fail to brighten up my day. Can't wait for Theo hopefully haha. I wanna party with you 3 and McMuffin

    • @BrickTop06
      @BrickTop06 2 роки тому +8

      Had the same thought. If Bert's on Theo better be next.

    • @malefic1349
      @malefic1349 2 роки тому +1

      If they do, let's hope he doesn't do his sad-boy-guilty-about-jacking off. I miss high Theo. He was great with Joey Diaz.

    • @deja_vu..
      @deja_vu.. 2 роки тому +5

      I also requested Theo. They replied they're working on it 😃

    • @Quickkill6658
      @Quickkill6658 2 роки тому +2

      Theo would be the perfect guest

  • @OutlierConcepts
    @OutlierConcepts 2 роки тому +28

    I love how Brent tells a story and your left genuinely convinced he now has a natural immunity to rabies, but then you remember in all probability he just got a mosquito bite and the waitress was just messing with him

  • @NoahTheDude420
    @NoahTheDude420 2 роки тому +10

    Its 2:30 I'm drunk high and maybe ate a cap, what better timing bozos. Love the pod keep it up!

  • @juniorb881
    @juniorb881 2 роки тому +3

    “We can’t have giraffes in our zoos” 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @monty31116
    @monty31116 2 роки тому +6

    "You're eatin' boogers dude" - H.Foley

  • @ZeZeBatata69
    @ZeZeBatata69 2 роки тому +7

    My predictions before watching it: 80% Bert talking, 15% Foley, 5% Kippy and it's mostly about food and drinks.

  • @westcoastkidd17
    @westcoastkidd17 2 роки тому +6

    1:15:13 "You are such a rare form of Gluttony and Discipline" .... perfect description of Bert. He's such a rare combination of extremes. He's severely flawed and inherently garbage, but super-successful and just a generous and loving dude.

  • @j.r.morgan4453
    @j.r.morgan4453 2 роки тому +5

    Just found y'all yesterday, incredible duo with a great selection of guests, torn through 3 full pods so far and doubled over laughing at each. Thank you guys for the content, I hope y'all keep spreading the awesomeness

  • @livefreeprintguns
    @livefreeprintguns 2 роки тому +5

    "We can't have giraffes at our zoo." If that isn't the most perfect comedy album title of the early 2000's I don't know what is. 🤣

  • @Tsureiki
    @Tsureiki 2 роки тому +24

    Bert is the epitome of "We taught him wrong on purpose as a joke"

  • @cann0nball100
    @cann0nball100 2 роки тому +13

    I wish Foley could just follow me around and be my own personal laugh track. Him just laughing cracks me up.

    • @stei0614
      @stei0614 2 роки тому

      Not as great as Ryan sickler laugh

  • @GOREHAMMERX1
    @GOREHAMMERX1 2 роки тому +36

    An AYG Masterpiece! Bert put on a garbage clinic in this episode.

  • @OkGuy1983
    @OkGuy1983 2 роки тому +13

    As someone who has been living in Florida for the past 20 years, I don't doubt any of Bert's Florida stories

  • @Devi1n555
    @Devi1n555 2 роки тому +22

    this is definitely going down in the AYG hall of fame. this podcast was hilarious!

  • @codyroberts2929
    @codyroberts2929 2 роки тому +4

    Absolutely amazing!! Happy and Proud of all three of you!! Such a great episode!!

    • @AreYouGarbage
      @AreYouGarbage  2 роки тому +1

      Thanks brotha! Was a cool moment for us

  • @CheechElMexicano
    @CheechElMexicano 2 роки тому +1

    "One bear roaming someone else's cave", lmao bert truly takes over 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @davidpatriot1082
    @davidpatriot1082 2 роки тому +7

    "saw a guy get hit by lightning at publix...we cant have giraffes in our zoo"
    bart spicebird is hysterical when hes around certain types of people and not focused on censoring himself and being pc, wish hed go back to his open tabs personality and be like he is being here more often. this is the best bert

  • @DarkDecimus
    @DarkDecimus 2 роки тому +2

    This is the funniest "gross off" I've ever seen. Great episode, guys!

  • @sean7sb
    @sean7sb 2 роки тому +5

    I love when kippy catches himself about to interrupt someone.. always puts his hands over his mouth so innocently. That's how your know these guys are some great humans..

    • @coltonjones2253
      @coltonjones2253 2 роки тому +2

      You must have watched this episode on shrooms lol.. jk bro I noticed that too 🤣

    • @sean7sb
      @sean7sb 2 роки тому +1

      @@coltonjones2253 but also maybe lololol

  • @milillo9919
    @milillo9919 2 місяці тому

    Love the real talk at the end of this ep. Nothing better than an idea that takes off and regular guys winning. This pod brings me so much enjoyment. Late to the party and catching up real fast

  • @father3dollarbill
    @father3dollarbill 2 роки тому +13

    What a great episode, guys. Wish you all the success in the world, all the traesh and caesh

  • @GettingNegative
    @GettingNegative Рік тому +1

    Catching The Burbs reference is amazing.

  • @Eblis840
    @Eblis840 2 роки тому +19

    And that kid who got struck by lightning at Publix is now Theo Von, Here's to the next big guest. Gang gang - Flash bangs.
    🌩️😎🗑️

    • @6point5x55
      @6point5x55 2 роки тому +1

      You beautyful bastard, did you just coin Theo's new name "Flash bangs"?

  • @shelleybloxom3093
    @shelleybloxom3093 2 роки тому +1

    I was dying laughing at the boys booger reaction and gagging at the same time.

  • @lizagibbins576
    @lizagibbins576 2 роки тому +5

    Aww poor Brent, bless him and his 5 family home x

  • @matt5721
    @matt5721 2 роки тому +1

    "We're starting an endurance racing team so I bought him one extra set of tires just incase"🤣

  • @topmarks3168
    @topmarks3168 2 роки тому +3

    Just what I needed today! Much love you guys my favorite new podcast

  • @josiahgall8144
    @josiahgall8144 2 роки тому +2

    The reactions to Bert's trashiness has me howling every time I watch this ep 😂😂😂 you guys are the fucking best

  • @jamesnavarro3928
    @jamesnavarro3928 2 роки тому +15

    Its really amazing to start watching you 2 bozos on other podcasts back before you guys even had your own podcast, to see how far youse guys have come and all the hard work we see you guys put in. Truley inspiring feel like it couldnt happen to better people

  • @jamiehamm3676
    @jamiehamm3676 2 роки тому +1

    One of the best pods I ever watched

  • @lilwillbooth9871
    @lilwillbooth9871 2 роки тому +18

    Every episode, I just wanna hit the "like" button over and over. #AYG hands down best of the best. Love these guys!

  • @collinsmith6816
    @collinsmith6816 2 роки тому +1

    "Watching you think is one of my favorite things in the world" is an epic comment from Kippy 😂

  • @ieshathegirlInevahad
    @ieshathegirlInevahad 2 роки тому +4

    I saw the thumbnail for this episode and knew this was going to be good. Holy Sh*t! It was great. AYG is def Bert's lane...he gets to talk about himself. Lol. And to learn he reached out to you to sit with the both of you, of course. I'm glad AYG was recommended...you two are awesome!

  • @MPHswayze
    @MPHswayze 2 роки тому +1

    1:11:37 "I will poop, I will flush." sounds like a potty training book lmao

  • @jean-danielpotie6624
    @jean-danielpotie6624 2 роки тому +4

    Thank you for this! What you guys do makes the world a better place.

  • @Jdizzle0667
    @Jdizzle0667 2 роки тому +2

    This is one of the episodes that I've been waiting for!!!

  • @zachmontgomery1698
    @zachmontgomery1698 2 роки тому +3

    I remember commenting saying you guys should get Bert and I got SO EXCITED when I saw this. Love it you dirtballs!

  • @alexlongoria294
    @alexlongoria294 2 роки тому +2

    Omg 8 minutes I have a broken rib from laughing. Love ayg. Good shit. Garbaggio.

  • @GorgoScrobo
    @GorgoScrobo 2 роки тому +17

    Thank you for this. Been waiting for Bert to invite himself forever! Now invite yourself to a reboot of “Something’s Burning”.
    Bert - bring it back.

  • @nickbotic
    @nickbotic 2 роки тому

    The silence after the booger question was fucking beautiful. The absolute, unadulterated disbelief. This might be the funniest episode of any podcast I've ever seen/listened to.

  • @itsDGW
    @itsDGW 2 роки тому +3

    Keep ‘em coming !

  • @neong
    @neong 2 роки тому +2

    I only heard about this pod last week and it might e my new favorite. You guys know how to entertain.

  • @TheRantinghick
    @TheRantinghick 2 роки тому +6

    for reasons i cant explain i wanna see Tim and Bert eat dinner at a steak house. I feel it would be unintentionally hilarious

  • @ann5028
    @ann5028 Рік тому

    Tooth brush loose in Bert’s pocket 🤣
    “Should have a cover at least.“
    “No no it’s my pocket“ 🤣🤣

  • @newbietubie
    @newbietubie 2 роки тому +4

    The best episode to date!

  • @ericbabe87
    @ericbabe87 2 роки тому +2

    The joy from the boys during that Peter Luger order made my entire week. I hope like hell the boys go out with Bert someday. This is the collab I’ve been waiting for since day 1.

  • @helpis0ntheway
    @helpis0ntheway 2 роки тому +6

    I needed this today! You guys never disappoint!!

  • @lornemalvo4492
    @lornemalvo4492 2 роки тому +2

    This was one of the best guests imo. Bert is always just a great time.

  • @OutlierConcepts
    @OutlierConcepts 2 роки тому +4

    You can tell by that SMOOOOOOTH open its gonna be a good ep

  • @ElkinsEric
    @ElkinsEric Рік тому

    How do these dudes not have more subscribers?
    This is one of the best poddys and I’m glad I stumbled upon it..

  • @therealseals
    @therealseals 2 роки тому +3

    First time listener, loved the pod.
    I'm gonna look thru for other guests now 😅

  • @themoelman
    @themoelman 2 роки тому

    46:00 lol the pocket - like the machine trailer with the throw up!

  • @mikekyriakidis
    @mikekyriakidis 2 роки тому +4

    When garbage meets class. I love it

  • @_nessyp
    @_nessyp 11 місяців тому

    Bert “i think there’s a lot of anxiety in my life” as he has not stopped shaking his leg the entire time hahaha

  • @JohnSmith-ti3oy
    @JohnSmith-ti3oy 2 роки тому +5

    Bert called it right off the bat, " I am a better podcast guest, then a host!"
    Great episode.

  • @ryanstewart1014
    @ryanstewart1014 2 роки тому +2

    You guys got an awesome show. One of the best ideas for a podcast ever. It's such an entertaining way to hear a good bit of the comics life story and easy for the viewer to relate. I don't know how I never picked up that Bert is a fellow Florida man because it seems obvious now. He really seems like such a kind and genuine person.

  • @smoovegutierrez541
    @smoovegutierrez541 2 роки тому +14

    And they say podcasters don’t listen to their fans, already know this gunna be BONKOS!

  • @mattmorse6849
    @mattmorse6849 2 роки тому +1

    This is the best. Can’t drink my coffee. Too much laughing.

  • @gregallen7795
    @gregallen7795 2 роки тому +3

    One of the best pods boys and my two favorite east (AYG) and west (2B1C) coast comedians finally getting together, Tom Segura would be the icing on the cake

  • @chifeadrian
    @chifeadrian 2 роки тому +1

    One of my top episodes right here, this episode is a Dumpster Fire!

  • @828_Nate
    @828_Nate 2 роки тому +15

    Bring back Bert more often! This was a great episode guys! 👍😂

  • @danzanettijr.6789
    @danzanettijr.6789 2 роки тому +1

    Pure gold! Gonna watch this episode all the time over and over. Can't wait for Detroit in a couple of weeks!

  • @thenickseditious
    @thenickseditious 2 роки тому +3

    this was one of the times i think bert shined being a guest. great ep boys

  • @Damian_1305
    @Damian_1305 Рік тому +1

    "What we talking like 40 dollars?" I never laughed so hard watching comedy at home

  • @DragonBreath
    @DragonBreath 2 роки тому +4

    You boys are hilarious. Tons of funny quick observations. Found you by accident and I’m glad I did! Subbed.

  • @chaoticdog85
    @chaoticdog85 2 роки тому +2

    This episode was amazing. All 3 brought so much.