Are You Garbage: Bert Kreischer - Florida Man
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- Опубліковано 26 бер 2022
- Are You Garbage Presents stand up comedian and podcast host Bert Kreischer aka THE MACHINE! You Know Bert Kreischer from Stand Up Comedy, 2 Bears 1 Cave Podcast w/ Tom Segura, Bertcast, Joe Rogan Podcast, Barstool, Netflix, This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von & more!
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
Steal shampoo from hotels?
Own a George Foreman Grill?
Ever worn JNCO Jeans? - Комедії
Foley saying “it’s the Mandalorian effect!“ with full confidence, in the middle of Bert thinking they’re called “Toast ‘em Strudels” is a Top 10 AYG Moment
I am forever saying Mandalorian Effect from now on!
I actually like the Mandalorian effect better😂
Trash
@@helpis0ntheway lol Mandela spent years in prison surviving just to be misremembered as dying when he strived to survive… and now…. Now you wanna replace his namesake with the most badass StarWars character since ep 5…
Sry my dicklessinya made me read 'top GAY moment'
“I have an arguably true story” should go on Brent’s gravestone
"god, i love fajitas" could also be good 😂
If Tommy Buns has anything to do with it, the tombstone will just read, "Muh Sheen" lol
"we can't have giraffes at our zoo" I spit out my beer, god dammit.
I plan on using this in the future lol
I lost it
Btw there are definitely giraffes at that zoo but they are tucked away lmao still funny
Cool good to know,I so desperately needed that question answered before I die,thank you for clarifying that^
"How many teeth do you think you have?" might be one of the best questions in the history of this show.
“You are such a rare form of gluttony and discipline” is the perfect explanation of Bert
I love how almost everything Bart said blew them away he belongs in the garbage hall of fame
It's unbelievable if you have any intelligence, Bert is simply a compulsive liar.
they should replace john Cena with Berty boy as the face of Glad over here 😂😂💀
I've rewatched this episode like 10 times now, it's AMAZING... I got introduced to porn by a serial killer. We can't have giraffes at our zoo. There was a kid smoldering aftering getting struck by lightning. Awww Toast em stroodles!?!? That's the mandalorian effect.
The single family home bit was unreal. Then foley going straight into Publix was absolutely hilarious
@@cornelionsqween8028 "i inhale my own bodily fluids for fun and i wipe shit on my balls, ion giva Fuck!" 🤣😂😂
1:24:04 The look Foley gives Bert when he says that everyone gets their own lobster is pure love.
😂😂😂
"You had me at 'butter-on-Oreos.'"
I've never laughed audibly so much during a podcast. this was the perfect combo
Love to hear that. Thanks brotha
The single family home bit was so good I was literally hurting from laughing so hard, Bert is the perfect guest for this pod. 💀
Hahahaha hes the best!
I rewound that part so many times
I thought you guys mean’t my mom being a single parent too.
Bro lmaoo Foley immediately put his face in his hands 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
Love the sparkle in Foley's eyes when he food bonds with a guest! Fun episode!
We refer to the rotisserie chicken as an astronaut chicken because it lives in it's own little spacesuit.
It's known as a bachelors handbag here.
My fatass was looking for a notepad, hot tips!
He really needs to get on a Bert routine so that he can still binge and have his fun but without gaining much size/weight. Worried about the big feller
"I think it was soft lightning"
"I don't think soft lightning is a thing"
"Well it was soft lightning"
😂😂😂
“Tampa handshake” is fucking good man lmao 😂
Hahahah
Came here to say that. It didn’t get the reaction it deserved.
Every life experience Bert has had up until this point was specifically curated for this exact podcast.
Hahaha you Aint lying
@@AreYouGarbage Bart is too much for 99% of the world. He's perfect for this 🙏
never heard this podcast until Bert posted about it, now I'm working my way through every episode laughing my ass off while I'm at work
Thanks brotha! Love to hear that. Glad you like the show!
It’s quite superb, isn’t it.
Same here
I've never related to Foley more than after he asked Bert "Dude, what's wrong with you, Man?".
😂😂😂
1:07:30, one of the greatest moments in AYG history, Foley and Kippy pushing themselves away from the table after Brent announces he eats his boogers.
They looked like Woodward and Bernstein after they broke Watergate. Nobody gets the nitty gritty out of guests like AYG
DUDE, yes. I just wrote a similar comment. I could watch that on repeat for the rest of my life and never get tired of it. Jesus Christ, they were just floored.
This crosses my mind every couple months so I came back to look it up and thank you for putting the time stamp for quick referral
Brent describing the child just seconds after being struck by lightning as "smoldering" is something else bro
It's almost like he's been practicing telling the story since he was a child..
foley's line about burnt being such a weird combo of discipline and gluttony was the greatest summary of him in history.
underrated comment. exactly
This might be the best episode yet. When Bert said "in my mouth" I laughed so hard I almost past out. My son actually came out of his room to see what was going on and said I looked like I was dying. Pure gold. Bert might be the classiest piece of trash there is.
😂😂🙏🙏
"You're eatin' boogers dude" - H.Foley
Foley is a legend. His side comments kill me Everytime.
And that kid who got struck by lightning at Publix is now Theo Von, Here's to the next big guest. Gang gang - Flash bangs.
🌩️😎🗑️
You beautyful bastard, did you just coin Theo's new name "Flash bangs"?
I love how Brent tells a story and your left genuinely convinced he now has a natural immunity to rabies, but then you remember in all probability he just got a mosquito bite and the waitress was just messing with him
“Its a Tampa handshake” was a great line that got glossed over in the beginning
Hahahah thanks!
38:11 kippy saying “you’re my hero” was the most genuine response I’ve ever heard in my entire life lmaooooo
Except when he said to Bort, "What's wrong with you, man??"
Instant classic, top 5 eppy. See you boys in Pittsburgh!
Get them tickies
Dude it's so cool to see you here
@@JimmySilverFoot gold is gold
My predictions before watching it: 80% Bert talking, 15% Foley, 5% Kippy and it's mostly about food and drinks.
"Did you just admit to being a booger eater?" 🤣
Bert is the epitome of "We taught him wrong on purpose as a joke"
"We can't have giraffes at our zoo." If that isn't the most perfect comedy album title of the early 2000's I don't know what is. 🤣
1:15:13 "You are such a rare form of Gluttony and Discipline" .... perfect description of Bert. He's such a rare combination of extremes. He's severely flawed and inherently garbage, but super-successful and just a generous and loving dude.
I've seen every episode and I think this is the most fun I've seen you two have with a guest. Bert is for sure a first-ballot AYG Hall of Famer.
Thanks dude. Was super cool for us!
Eating boogers in front of your wife gets you in the pantheon of the AYG Hall of Fame.
“We can’t have giraffes in our zoos” 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
Starts hilarious and ends heart warming. No lighting strikes needed.
Kippy and uncle Hank are like kids in a candy shop on this episode 😂 fantastic episode and guest
Hahaha was cool for us to have him
"saw a guy get hit by lightning at publix...we cant have giraffes in our zoo"
bart spicebird is hysterical when hes around certain types of people and not focused on censoring himself and being pc, wish hed go back to his open tabs personality and be like he is being here more often. this is the best bert
Agreed
I did however cry laughing at this episode. Gentlemen, thank you so much
And they say podcasters don’t listen to their fans, already know this gunna be BONKOS!
28:43 😂😂😂😂foley looks like he’s gonna cry so hard and then starts laughing 😂 😂😂
Bert is definitely on Mt. Trashmore. Good get fellas, love the poddy!
I wish Foley could just follow me around and be my own personal laugh track. Him just laughing cracks me up.
Not as great as Ryan sickler laugh
“You are such a rare form of gluttony and discipline” ~ H. Foley 2022
Perfectly said!!!
"It was soft lightning."
"I don't think that's a thing."
"We're starting an endurance racing team so I bought him one extra set of tires just incase"🤣
As someone who has been living in Florida for the past 20 years, I don't doubt any of Bert's Florida stories
😂😂😂
It's only right I'm drunk for this episode
BERT IN THE AYG HALL OF FAME LMAO. HILARIOUS
I love when kippy catches himself about to interrupt someone.. always puts his hands over his mouth so innocently. That's how your know these guys are some great humans..
You must have watched this episode on shrooms lol.. jk bro I noticed that too 🤣
@@coltonjones2253 but also maybe lololol
Foley: you should keep a cover on that toothbrush
Bert: no, it’s my pocket!
45:47
Aww poor Brent, bless him and his 5 family home x
Holy fuck, I knew he was gonna kill it, but HOLY FUCK. This puts his trash into perspective lol
this is definitely going down in the AYG hall of fame. this podcast was hilarious!
Was a wild one!
This is one of the funniest single podcasts I've ever seen
Thanks dude!
Bert was built for this show. Literally the only thing thats required is that you talk about yourself non-stop
Hahahah hes the man!
@@AreYouGarbage he's not just the man, he's The Florida Man! Such a legend
I love y'all so much and you's guys never fail to brighten up my day. Can't wait for Theo hopefully haha. I wanna party with you 3 and McMuffin
Had the same thought. If Bert's on Theo better be next.
If they do, let's hope he doesn't do his sad-boy-guilty-about-jacking off. I miss high Theo. He was great with Joey Diaz.
I also requested Theo. They replied they're working on it 😃
Theo would be the perfect guest
Cant stop laughing at "We cant have giraffes at our zoo"
"Did you just admit to being a booger eater?" I can watch this episode over and over. It's amazing... Plus, if I find out that the recent footage of Tom Segura walking the side walk in New York on his phone with Pat Mcafee bashing Will Smith was from him on his way to AYG, I might just lose my fucking mind!
You can tell by that SMOOOOOOTH open its gonna be a good ep
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No one is going to mention how KJ got left hanging by Bert at 51:43 LMAO
Tooth brush loose in Bert’s pocket 🤣
“Should have a cover at least.“
“No no it’s my pocket“ 🤣🤣
An AYG Masterpiece! Bert put on a garbage clinic in this episode.
Bert called it right off the bat, " I am a better podcast guest, then a host!"
Great episode.
God damn heavy hitters!! Let’s go trash family
HOOOOOOOOLY SHIT. Foleys face when Bert said he ate boogers in front of his wife🤣
I can't wait for you guys to blow up. Legitimately hilarious!! This one and the tim dillon pod are instant classics.
Thank you brotha!
This aged like a fine wine!
When you’re not even 20 minutes in and someone has been struck by lightening you know it’s gonna be good!
😂😂🙏🙏
"Watching you think is one of my favorite things in the world" is an epic comment from Kippy 😂
😂😂🙏🙏
8:57 should be made into a gif, when KJ & Foley hear Bert say, "I think I knew a serial killer."
for reasons i cant explain i wanna see Tim and Bert eat dinner at a steak house. I feel it would be unintentionally hilarious
I love that Bert wanted to be on the cast. These numbers are fucking cookin' baby! See you bozos in Rosemont!!!
Hes the man! See you there brotha!
dang aunt toodie is gettin herself a new handbag after this one!
Bert “i think there’s a lot of anxiety in my life” as he has not stopped shaking his leg the entire time hahaha
Its 2:30 I'm drunk high and maybe ate a cap, what better timing bozos. Love the pod keep it up!
Bert's old fashion; He once held me up while I did a keg stand, real ladies man and gentlemen.
"One bear roaming someone else's cave", lmao bert truly takes over 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
The silence after the booger question was fucking beautiful. The absolute, unadulterated disbelief. This might be the funniest episode of any podcast I've ever seen/listened to.
I was so happy when I saw Bert Kreischer is doing the show!!! Wowwwww!!!
🙏🙏 hes the best!
Bert is such a dumpster fire of a human being, which makes him perfect as a guest for this show.
Come on, he's at least a burn your restaurant down for insurance money of a human being
This podcast is literally the perfect platform for Bert to just talk about himself
@@Kgtv05 that's every podcast for bert.
But he is such a garbage person, do I need to watch?
seems like a dumpster fire but in fact seems to be wildly successful if he can drop 100k on a birthday gift.
i don't know how he's so loaded ?
I was dying laughing at the boys booger reaction and gagging at the same time.
1:11:37 "I will poop, I will flush." sounds like a potty training book lmao
When garbage meets class. I love it
Thank you for this. Been waiting for Bert to invite himself forever! Now invite yourself to a reboot of “Something’s Burning”.
Bert - bring it back.
Yeah
Bert is a tough hang but the Cabin and Something's Burning were truly great.
Man that show ruled
The look on Foley’s face when Bert talks about eating boogers in front of his wife 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
Never seen the table move so much in one episode, you would think they are in California lol
😂😂😂
Just what I needed today! Much love you guys my favorite new podcast
Just found y'all yesterday, incredible duo with a great selection of guests, torn through 3 full pods so far and doubled over laughing at each. Thank you guys for the content, I hope y'all keep spreading the awesomeness
Thank you brotha! Welcome aboard!
"What we talking like 40 dollars?" I never laughed so hard watching comedy at home
1:07:27 Foley's eyes when Bert started to provided more information regarding his booger eating habits🤣
Absolutely amazing!! Happy and Proud of all three of you!! Such a great episode!!
Thanks brotha! Was a cool moment for us
Its really amazing to start watching you 2 bozos on other podcasts back before you guys even had your own podcast, to see how far youse guys have come and all the hard work we see you guys put in. Truley inspiring feel like it couldnt happen to better people
The reactions to Bert's trashiness has me howling every time I watch this ep 😂😂😂 you guys are the fucking best
Omg 8 minutes I have a broken rib from laughing. Love ayg. Good shit. Garbaggio.
Hahahah 🙏🙏
Is it weird that Burp's head is roughly the size of Foley and Kippy's heads together? "I'm sorry, I apologize. I didn't mean to insult the gentleman from Tampa. "
Wow when i saw an HOUR AND THIRTY EIGHT MINUTES I thought "best episode for sure" , I didn't know the last two minutes were tear jerkers! Shoutout the Army of Garbage.
🙏🗑🙏
One of the best pods I ever watched
I needed this today! You guys never disappoint!!
Grabbing a beer and ready for this show. SO FUCKING PUMPED BERT IS ON!
Thank you brotha! Enjoy!
The best episode to date!
Thanks!
This is one of the best AYG episodes ever. I thought Foley's head was gonna explode when Bert said 15,000.00
Hahahahaha thanks man
Bert hasn’t even been introduced yet and I already know this episode is gonna be pure chaos