Judd Nelson? How old is that guy? Breakfast Club? More like Early Bird special club! (Haven’t watched the pod yet, no idea what joke you’re talking about)
Bartender says "I suppose you won't be needing a drink?" The woman says "Actually, not tonight. Turns out I don't have to get this bitch wasted every night to come home with me, I should've just tried pulling out the hog all along."
Naked lady puts the dog on the bar and says: "I like to get a little sausage in me before I put on my lipstick" (Dogs dicks look like lipstick) (I'm drunk)
I listen to the pods while working (trucker 🚚) keep em comin! Makes the ride much more enjoyable. I'll be driving and laughing like a hyena. It's great. And the intro scared me.
You guys are in such a good rhythm now and the podcast went by so fast! Sally boy seems way more comfortable too and I'm actually glad to see him on now, everything was perfect on this one. Good job guys! Comedy! 🤟
Venting to mark would be our generations Frasier and it would be the best show ever. Mark just being a terrible therapist, but somehow his bad advice seems to work for his clients. and by night hes a standup comedian.
I saw that too. Seemed like Mark was hesitant to even mention race, even tho he’s told this story to Joe before and mentioned race then. But Sam mentioned race no problem. Ultimately race shouldn’t matter, but it seemed like Sam was scared to criticize the black woman but ok to criticize the white chick.
Me too, but we haven't hit a year yet, so maybe by June we hit 100k? Share it with a friend to get us there. The analytics show 60% of viewers aren't subscribed.
Yo what's the tier for an episode where Mark's does West Side Story as a one-man show from the couch? Sam, BarJew, and Salacuse are the audience. Shut up and take my money! You guys are the best!
The airport story was so good. I remember I been through that first of COVID I got Rif’d to Colorado and for one flight I had a dirty Karen act the same way. Not as comedic but I’d love to talk about it to you guys
Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......
Holy shit the Batman Beyond (or batman of the future depending on where you lived) shoutout, I haven't heard someone mention that in years, I loved that show so much.
I've been pushing that "Crimea River" pun for over a month and got no response, to hear Sam laugh when Mark said it, i finally feel validation 🤣🤙 (Not a great time to take a boat out on the Crimea River)
Sorry to tell ya, but that's already been turned into a meme back in like 2014 :/ I felt the same way when I found out that somebody had already made the "whorio" joke.
@@whiplashchild7388 it's just a pun, I wasn't speaking to me being the creator of it. I was speaking to enjoying the response Sam had, to something I had gotten no response to the last month... but I feel you 💙
Was draaaankin' Whiskey, but decided to pause the show, hop aawwwn my bicycle and go buy Vodka and Grapefruit juice! Naaaaa'I'm drinkin' whatya drinkin'!!
Post your best punchline to the Judd Nelson joke here, we will pick the best one and send you some merch.
Judd Nelson? How old is that guy?
Breakfast Club? More like Early Bird special club!
(Haven’t watched the pod yet, no idea what joke you’re talking about)
Bartender says "I suppose you won't be needing a drink?"
The woman says "Actually, not tonight. Turns out I don't have to get this bitch wasted every night to come home with me, I should've just tried pulling out the hog all along."
Who?
the naked lady says, “no, i’m fine, but she’s pretty thirsty.”
Naked lady puts the dog on the bar and says:
"I like to get a little sausage in me before I put on my lipstick"
(Dogs dicks look like lipstick)
(I'm drunk)
The intro hit and my husband immediately pops his head in to check on me. Was a little disappointed to see Mark and Sam, but we made it work
Who was disappointed to see them? Your husband? Divorce him.
;)
reminds me of @JiDion
you have no husband.
I played this video in front of a TON of people. Great intro 😂😂💀
and all you hear after is dudes
Nice original open. Have no idea what tht did even b a parody of
“Hey hey, folks, we might be drunk, we’re doing it.” “I haven’t actually seen you face to face”
Lmao I had to look at my phone ❤️
Who plays a podcast for a ton of people
"The seats are wicker, there's cigarettes in the armrest, there's chickens next to you" 😂😂😂
I love how Mark always remembers that this is a show. He knows how to bring the fun and keep it moving on every show. He's just great!
Mark resting his glass on the couch always sketches me out
that intro just got me some weird stares in the work parking lot. thanks
Threw me off with that new intro!!! I almost panicked, thinking I opened the wrong link 😂 😂 😂
Lmao
The intro is lunch baby! I'll drink to that! 🍸
Candles lit, drink poured, mushrooms consumed. Let's go!
Oi oi!!
How can you look at your screen while on 'shrooms
@@minergate4066 By looking with his eyes .......
@@prometheusofplanetx6176 you're clearly a noob in psychodelics
I listen to the pods while working (trucker 🚚) keep em comin! Makes the ride much more enjoyable. I'll be driving and laughing like a hyena. It's great. And the intro scared me.
Love that back of the bartender's neck camera angle.
I like watching at 10am as I crack a beer and don’t feel like I’m drinking alone.
Y’all almost got me in trouble 😂
56:52 The way Mark looks at his empty glass 😂 Get these guys a drink!
hahahaha that was a look for sure I wasn't expecting that!
Yooo the intro made my heart drop omg
😂👌
Such a great podcast love the laid back vibes
damn, College Humor/pHub intro then Mark going full black power immediately is something.
One of the things I love about this show is Sam trying to mirror Marks enthusiasm in the beginning with those air punches n stuff :D
My favorite podcast! Look forward to it every week. 🤗
Thanks for scrapping the old intro song👍
Great intro, best pod ever
Algo' Great way to arrive home after work with the new ep notification Cheers 🍻 :)
lovin the new intro
You guys are in such a good rhythm now and the podcast went by so fast! Sally boy seems way more comfortable too and I'm actually glad to see him on now, everything was perfect on this one. Good job guys! Comedy! 🤟
Venting to mark would be our generations Frasier and it would be the best show ever. Mark just being a terrible therapist, but somehow his bad advice seems to work for his clients. and by night hes a standup comedian.
I know this comes out Sunday evening, but it fits perfectly into my Monday morning before two bears.
Then bad friends at noon
5:37
I remember the time I saw Vider feature for Sam and thought: “man, Vider is jacked! Looks like Jocko Willink’s baby brother”
you guys had me thinking i hadn't closed my other tab yet
Great show fellas! Enjoyed the hell out of this one.
“Severance” incredible show great semi rec from mark
Good stuff all around. Mark's narcissist bit gave me the biggest laugh of the ep. Will be a winner.
you guys need to do a movie podcast!!! love that you guys are cinephiles too! my favorite -philes!
Speaking of unfinished jokes heard on movies and TV. "Rectum? Damn near killed em!"
.... no guests !!! ..... just the lap top Guy !!! ......... these ones are the best ...... just Mark and Sam
that's Mr. Google B!tch to you!
sorry , i have to express myself while i'm alive, you never know tomorrow, you're adorable
Finally watched Goodfellas I now understand half the podcast
1:20:08 Happy Gil-MORE-MYGOD!🤣
Thanks for intro. This is why I love you guys
Sam was out when he heard that the seizure lady was black.Punches pulled.
I saw that too. Seemed like Mark was hesitant to even mention race, even tho he’s told this story to Joe before and mentioned race then. But Sam mentioned race no problem. Ultimately race shouldn’t matter, but it seemed like Sam was scared to criticize the black woman but ok to criticize the white chick.
Ohhh my! Everything made me laugh this ep.
Y'all are wild for the intro 😆
Intro scared the crap out of me. Thought I was on the wrong site.
This pod has really grown on me. Great stuff
Surprised there is not more subs for this podcast
Me too, but we haven't hit a year yet, so maybe by June we hit 100k? Share it with a friend to get us there. The analytics show 60% of viewers aren't subscribed.
44:56 Mark-Rec-Privacy Screen Protector- “
Hyped for Sam's show in SLC this weekend! Mark says it's bubbling!
Yo what's the tier for an episode where Mark's does West Side Story as a one-man show from the couch? Sam, BarJew, and Salacuse are the audience. Shut up and take my money! You guys are the best!
I gotta see this!
WOAH!!! FUN INTRO!! Made me look at my screen for a second hahaha
Hell ya new york groove great song i didnt know about
The airport story was so good. I remember I been through that first of COVID I got Rif’d to Colorado and for one flight I had a dirty Karen act the same way. Not as comedic but I’d love to talk about it to you guys
Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death.
While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes.
Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way.
It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......
props to the bartender handling thos russian q’s
Guys, The Batman is fucking awesome. I hope you guys enjoy it.
great pod fellas
Holy shit the Batman Beyond (or batman of the future depending on where you lived) shoutout, I haven't heard someone mention that in years, I loved that show so much.
No more parodies! Get your own original theme song! This show deserves it!!!
The intro 💯😹
Post WWII the music industry was asked to create music that made you feel safe and happy etc
If Mark doens't start doing the Chief Queef version of a psychiatrist after this, I will be upset.
You guys give new meaning to THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS! You could have a THEY MIGHT BE DRUNK GIANTS
So happy Sam recommended in cold blood. A teacher told me to read it in high school and I still think about it to this day.
The new intro is so good, much better than a 30 second song. Keep it up fatties!
I've been pushing that "Crimea River" pun for over a month and got no response, to hear Sam laugh when Mark said it, i finally feel validation 🤣🤙
(Not a great time to take a boat out on the Crimea River)
Sorry to tell ya, but that's already been turned into a meme back in like 2014 :/ I felt the same way when I found out that somebody had already made the "whorio" joke.
@@whiplashchild7388 it's just a pun, I wasn't speaking to me being the creator of it. I was speaking to enjoying the response Sam had, to something I had gotten no response to the last month... but I feel you 💙
@@AffordableAdorable369 Ah, ok. Those folks don't know what they're missing, it's an excellent pun. Cheers!
@@whiplashchild7388 that's what I was thinking 😉
I work with mostly eastern European immigrants (Ukraine, Bulgaria, Armenia, Isreal, ect.). They didn't find it as funny as you and I do lol
Intro was a good laugh. I do miss the "We Might Be Drunk" song though
26:03 got that autotune on normand
The new intro is much better!
Severance is a great show 🥲
new intro is perfect
Mark needs to come to New England, someone tell him!
I’ve been asking him since 2014. He doesn’t like us. :(
That intro is great !🤣
Was waiting on their take of the Oscars.
I love how they did the ads right after Mark mentions royalties lol
These two together are like New York and poo smearing. It just makes since
Was draaaankin' Whiskey, but decided to pause the show, hop aawwwn my bicycle and go buy Vodka and Grapefruit juice! Naaaaa'I'm drinkin' whatya drinkin'!!
Oh. Side note: If you're taking Heart medication, think twice before zeh Grapefruit. You might die.
It’s a classic gift shop. Mugs/T-Shirts/keychains. Bought a lanyard @ 9/11 Museum🤷♂️
Love the new outro song!!
Bruh I closed this shit so fast initially 💀
New intro had me for sec
Mark “I don’t like when people answer their own questions.”
Also Mark “I want Bert Kreischer on the show.”
The boogaloo was not aligned at all with the proud boys. 😂😂
I wasn't phased by the intro, I just assumed I played the wrong tab.
Mazel boys! Best in the biz!
Columbus has so like 5 malls and they all literally have the same thing but sounds like you went to Easton. Lol.
Did Segura ever swing thru?!
I forgot where I was with that intro MonkaS
That intro scared me. 😆
the poop smear bits got me dying over here lmaooo
I'm gonna make a sister podcast wemightbeonpercs and it's just gonna be me and the homies taking an hour nap, that cool w y'all boys
Sams genuine laugh at 56:34 was contagious made me laugh too!
I've made riffs on this for YEEEARS!! To see a pro do the very same makes me feel pretty smart.
Crimea River!
36:17
yooo whoever did that intro is foul omg. luckily i never listen to podcasts without headphones in 😂
56:35 mark's the best Jared fogle refrencer of all time
MY NEEEGASSS
Crimea/"cry me a river" had gasping for air at work!
Sam you need more dates in Toronto, the one day you're here I'm out the country! I was seriously contemplating flying back just to see you 😅
I was fully expecting to see Tommy Bunz this episode.
The intro freaked me out, I thought I hit the wrong button!
Did Sam casually just drop that Ansel Elgort is his cousin?
I really panicked about the sound when I started 🤣🤣
What a great intro😂😂😂